Mommy's Magic Necklace [Anonfilly]


                                            >Be the filly

                                            >ask mom for magic Invisibility and Forcefield-Generating Necklace

                                            >>"Just in case a monster attacks me"

                                            >proceed to play pranks

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                                            >Be Anon

                                            >Multiclassed into unicorn ages ago

                                            >Things aren't all bad

                                            >Magic is as good as fingers most of the time

                                            >Sometimes better

                                            >Peeing sucks, you miss Little Anon

                                            >You're like twelve in pony years

                                            >But you did manipulate a situation to get your hooves on a sweet necklace

                                            >Manticore didn't even look at you

                                            >This necklace has turned out to be your childish prank generating piece of magic

                                            >It turns you invisible and it makes a forcefield

                                            >One or the other, it doesn't do both

                                            >Would defeat the purpose or some shit she said, stupid Mo- stupid Twiggles

                                            >Anyway, on to current times with current events

                                            >Specifically sneaking up on Ponk

                                            >She's been impossible to prank, it's like she knows all

                                            >But not today

                                            >Clean road, invisibility, a minor muffling spell that was totally worth the two week training course by the Purple Bore

                                            >And the most important element, a bucket of ink

                                            >You just have to wait for her to stop at something

                                            >Your crimes will be untraceable

                                            >It will be glorious!

                                            >"Oooh! A lucky bit!"

                                            >Oh it is, Pinkie, just not lucky for you

                                            >She stops for just a second

                                            >itsshowtime.magic

                                            >A quick run over and-!

                                            >Something happened, and it takes you a second to fully process it

                                            >Or a full minute because now you are both visible and covered in ink

                                            >She had suddenly rolled out of the way, and you tripped on the bit she found

                                            >This made you lose consideration on your muffling spell and yell out

                                            >Sending your bucket of ink flying upwards out of your mouth

                                            >The handle of which caught on your necklace, flying off of your neck with it

                                            >The bucket landing on you and the necklace landing in font of you

                                            >"Hehehe! Gotcha Nonny!" you hear the pink menace giggle behind you

                                            "HOW! HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW?!"

                                            >"Twitch-a-twitch! C'mon Nonny, you should know by now!"

                                            >Defeated again

                                            >You give up

                                            >Time to find an easier target to pull pranks on

                                            >One that isn't a low functioning version of an all-seeing god-pony

                                            >Maybe Lyra

                                            >...after you clean yourself up

                                            >Mom- TWILIGHT is gonna be pissed when she sees you