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Mommy's Magic Necklace [Anonfilly]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 16th July 2021 09:31:33 PM
24th June 2021 07:04:32 AM

  1. >Be the filly
  2. >ask mom for magic Invisibility and Forcefield-Generating Necklace
  3. >>"Just in case a monster attacks me"
  4. >proceed to play pranks
  5. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  6. I like this idea
  7.  
  8. >Be Anon
  9. >Multiclassed into unicorn ages ago
  10. >Things aren't all bad
  11. >Magic is as good as fingers most of the time
  12. >Sometimes better
  13. >Peeing sucks, you miss Little Anon
  14. >You're like twelve in pony years
  15. >But you did manipulate a situation to get your hooves on a sweet necklace
  16. >Manticore didn't even look at you
  17. >This necklace has turned out to be your childish prank generating piece of magic
  18. >It turns you invisible and it makes a forcefield
  19. >One or the other, it doesn't do both
  20. >Would defeat the purpose or some shit she said, stupid Mo- stupid Twiggles
  21. >Anyway, on to current times with current events
  22. >Specifically sneaking up on Ponk
  23. >She's been impossible to prank, it's like she knows all
  24. >But not today
  25. >Clean road, invisibility, a minor muffling spell that was totally worth the two week training course by the Purple Bore
  26. >And the most important element, a bucket of ink
  27. >You just have to wait for her to stop at something
  28. >Your crimes will be untraceable
  29. >It will be glorious!
  30. >"Oooh! A lucky bit!"
  31. >Oh it is, Pinkie, just not lucky for you
  32. >She stops for just a second
  33. >itsshowtime.magic
  34. >A quick run over and-!
  35. >Something happened, and it takes you a second to fully process it
  36. >Or a full minute because now you are both visible and covered in ink
  37. >She had suddenly rolled out of the way, and you tripped on the bit she found
  38. >This made you lose consideration on your muffling spell and yell out
  39. >Sending your bucket of ink flying upwards out of your mouth
  40. >The handle of which caught on your necklace, flying off of your neck with it
  41. >The bucket landing on you and the necklace landing in font of you
  42. >"Hehehe! Gotcha Nonny!" you hear the pink menace giggle behind you
  43. "HOW! HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW?!"
  44. >"Twitch-a-twitch! C'mon Nonny, you should know by now!"
  45. >Defeated again
  46. >You give up
  47. >Time to find an easier target to pull pranks on
  48. >One that isn't a low functioning version of an all-seeing god-pony
  49. >Maybe Lyra
  50. >...after you clean yourself up
  51. >Mom- TWILIGHT is gonna be pissed when she sees you

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