Lunchtime With Anonfilly [1]


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >Another day in Equestria, another day being the legal guardian of a filly clone of you.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Twiggles tried cloning in your sleep. Didn't work out as well as she thought.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >It's lunch time, and you got your hands on some good meat from your griffon friends

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >Always make friends with your enemies, as Papa Anon always said

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >Fajita time

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >Guess you have to make one for the little shid too

                                            7.
                                            
                                                "Anon, I made food! Come get it, you fag!"

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >Little green filly runs around the corner, fuck that's cute

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >"Took you long enough you lazy ass. Give me the tendies."

                                            10.
                                            
                                                "It's fajitas."

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >"Close enough, has chicken. Gimme."

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >...should you tell her?

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >Nah, you've had more than enough of her shitfits this week. You'll let her find out on her own.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >You hand her the handmade mexican delight and dig into your own

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >3...

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >2...

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >1...

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >"What the fuck? What's this veggie crap?"

                                            19.
                                            
                                                "You're the pony, not me. We've been over this."

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >"Don't care, want that shit the griffons gave you."

                                            21.
                                            
                                                "No."

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >"Gimme faggot"

                                            23.
                                            
                                                "I said no."

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >"GIMME"

                                            25.
                                            
                                                "No, and that's final. Don't make me hand you over to the CMC again, they're still looking for you. Now eat your food."

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >"Don't talk to me like that, I'm 25!"

                                            27.
                                            
                                                "Yeah, and you're also me. Now eat."

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >"mmmgrph."

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >She resorts to mumbling. You resort to eating your delicious meat-filled food. You have to thank the griffons sometime.

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >You also start to wonder, if chickens are birds and the griffons are part bird...

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >"...are those bit-pinchers cannibals?"

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >Right, same person. Pony. Something.

                                            33.
                                            
                                                "Maybe? I mean it's not actually them...?"

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >"...still want the meat."

                                            35.
                                            
                                                "Crusaders are still on the table 'till that fajita isn't."

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >"Dammit."

                                            37.
                                            
                                                >She finally eats the food. Finally.

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >Such is another day with filly.