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Lunchtime With Anonfilly [1]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 18th December 2020 12:24:22 AM
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  1. >Another day in Equestria, another day being the legal guardian of a filly clone of you.
  2. >Twiggles tried cloning in your sleep. Didn't work out as well as she thought.
  3. >It's lunch time, and you got your hands on some good meat from your griffon friends
  4. >Always make friends with your enemies, as Papa Anon always said
  5. >Fajita time
  6. >Guess you have to make one for the little shid too
  7. "Anon, I made food! Come get it, you fag!"
  8. >Little green filly runs around the corner, fuck that's cute
  9. >"Took you long enough you lazy ass. Give me the tendies."
  10. "It's fajitas."
  11. >"Close enough, has chicken. Gimme."
  12. >...should you tell her?
  13. >Nah, you've had more than enough of her shitfits this week. You'll let her find out on her own.
  14. >You hand her the handmade mexican delight and dig into your own
  15. >3...
  16. >2...
  17. >1...
  18. >"What the fuck? What's this veggie crap?"
  19. "You're the pony, not me. We've been over this."
  20. >"Don't care, want that shit the griffons gave you."
  21. "No."
  22. >"Gimme faggot"
  23. "I said no."
  24. >"GIMME"
  25. "No, and that's final. Don't make me hand you over to the CMC again, they're still looking for you. Now eat your food."
  26. >"Don't talk to me like that, I'm 25!"
  27. "Yeah, and you're also me. Now eat."
  28. >"mmmgrph."
  29. >She resorts to mumbling. You resort to eating your delicious meat-filled food. You have to thank the griffons sometime.
  30. >You also start to wonder, if chickens are birds and the griffons are part bird...
  31. >"...are those bit-pinchers cannibals?"
  32. >Right, same person. Pony. Something.
  33. "Maybe? I mean it's not actually them...?"
  34. >"...still want the meat."
  35. "Crusaders are still on the table 'till that fajita isn't."
  36. >"Dammit."
  37. >She finally eats the food. Finally.
  38. >Such is another day with filly.

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