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Anonfilly's Revenge [3]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-24 07:04:22
Expiry: Never
anonfilly

  1. 1.
    >Be the filly kind of Anon
  2. 2.
    >It's another beautiful day in the Everfree Forest
  3. 3.
    >You've gone in here to get something horrifying and mind-destroyingly disgusting to show to Anon - the one who got to keep his human body
  4. 4.
    >Fuck purple, she's still banned from cloning attempts
  5. 5.
    >But that is not the spite you are trying to feed today
  6. 6.
    >You're feeding your food-based spite against Anon who ate all the goddamn trout that he was got for you
  7. 7.
    >What did he expect to happen when you were left with tendie ingredients?
  8. 8.
    >Now he will rue the day he admittedly righteously kept your fish from you
  9. 9.
    >You just have to find something. A timberwolf? Cockatrice? Maybe even a chimera?
  10. 10.
    >First come, first chase you guess
  11. 11.
    >Probably should have made an actual plan on this
  12. 12.
    >Shut up me, you're not supposed to doubt the master plan
  13. 13.
    "Ah-ah-ACHOO!"
  14. 14.
    >That's one way to break yourself out of an internal argument early
  15. 15.
    >There's a lot of pollen here
  16. 16.
    >Probably because of the flowers, retard
  17. 17.
    >Damn they're blue, might keep some for myself later, love blue shit
  18. 18.
    >Something in the back of your mind says that maybe there's something wrong with them
  19. 19.
    >Eh, whatever, if it's not trying to kill me immediately it's probably harmless
  20. 20.
    >Unlike that chicken-lizard thing
  21. 21.
    >Jackpot
  22. 22.
    >You look away from the back of its head, being a statue is not a good way to get payback
  23. 23.
    >Or at least being a statue in the middle of the Everfree
  24. 24.
    >Getting off track here, need to get that thing to chase me back
  25. 25.
    "Oi, chicken lizard cunt thing fucker, follow me!"
  26. 26.
    >That should do it
  27. 27.
    >Turning around, you start to book it
  28. 28.
    >Judging by that sound of quick footsteps, it's almost as fast as you
  29. 29.
    >Did not count on that
  30. 30.
    >You dodge and weave through the trees, back to your house on the outskirts of Ponyville
  31. 31.
    >Anon won't know what hit him
  32. 32.
    >You break the treeline, and spot your house in the distance
  33. 33.
    >And you're also running out of breath, who knew that going from not running to running for a while tires you out
  34. 34.
    >Also you tingle a little bit all over
  35. 35.
    >Shit, did the whole stone-vision thing work even if you didn't look at it?
  36. 36.
    >You're just a little bit from the house, just have to ding-dong ditch to get him to see it
  37. 37.
    >You quickly look over your shoulder to make sure that the thing is following you
  38. 38.
    >You remember that this was a mistake after you make it
  39. 39.
    >Your last words escape as you're turned to stone
  40. 40.
    "Fuck you faggot."
  41. 41.
     
  42. 42.
    >Be Anon
  43. 43.
    >The most glorious green guy known to this pony-infested land
  44. 44.
    >You just finished giving your morning hatred-fueled insults to the sun for flashing in your eyes in the morning
  45. 45.
    >How did nobody invent blackout curtains yet?
  46. 46.
    >Well, it's time to get up again, start another day, do the three S's.
  47. 47.
    >You're well into brewing your morning cup of coffee until you realize that your favorite little green clone horse never came out of her room
  48. 48.
    >You gently open her bedroom door...
  49. 49.
    "Hey faggot get up."
  50. 50.
    >But there was nobody there
  51. 51.
    >Maybe she's already up somewhere?
  52. 52.
    >It's not like this is common, but it has happened before
  53. 53.
    >Especially times like now, where she's mad at you for some retarded reason
  54. 54.
    >Like last night when you ate the fish that you got that night, no questions
  55. 55.
    >Tastes bad when you don't cook it right away
  56. 56.
    >Anyway she's you but a little filly, she's probably fine
  57. 57.
    >You finish musing to yourself as you finish making your coffee
  58. 58.
    >Black today, too lazy to fetch the cream
  59. 59.
    >But not too lazy to start to think of making more insults to Celestia's fiery load of fucking bullshit
  60. 60.
    >You're pretty sure that the dream you were having was awesome but you can't remember a thing about it
  61. 61.
    >Out the door you go, gotta make sure there's no barriers between that nuclear fusion reactor and your unmatched intellect of insults
  62. 62.
    "Fuck you, you great big ball of fuckwits!"
  63. 63.
    >Truly, beyond your time
  64. 64.
    "Your existence hurts my eyes! I wanted to sleep godda-"
  65. 65.
    >Your tirade is cut short when you notice a stone statue just a few feet from the door
  66. 66.
    >It's of Anonfilly, but with a giant fucking horsecock, with these blue flower petals stuck all over her
  67. 67.
    >You're pretty sure that fillies don't have those naturally
  68. 68.
    >Normally, you'd put this kind of thing off as a prank, but only Anonfilly does those kinds of pranks, and she is not nearly proficient enough with that horn to pull this off
  69. 69.
    >Well, her and Discord, but he's barred from talking to you or Anonfilly after that one incident with the quesadillas
  70. 70.
    >Twiggles did not get over her fear
  71. 71.
    >That leaves one more option: this is real somehow
  72. 72.
    >Guess you'll go get purple to fix this
  73. 73.
    >...but that can wait, you have more pressing matters
  74. 74.
    "Your celestial fuckshit cuntflicking fuck can eat a dick, sun!"

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