Anonfilly's Revenge [3]


                                            >Be the filly kind of Anon

                                            >It's another beautiful day in the Everfree Forest

                                            >You've gone in here to get something horrifying and mind-destroyingly disgusting to show to Anon - the one who got to keep his human body

                                            >Fuck purple, she's still banned from cloning attempts

                                            >But that is not the spite you are trying to feed today

                                            >You're feeding your food-based spite against Anon who ate all the goddamn trout that he was got for you

                                            >What did he expect to happen when you were left with tendie ingredients?

                                            >Now he will rue the day he admittedly righteously kept your fish from you

                                            >You just have to find something. A timberwolf? Cockatrice? Maybe even a chimera?

                                            >First come, first chase you guess

                                            >Probably should have made an actual plan on this

                                            >Shut up me, you're not supposed to doubt the master plan

                                            "Ah-ah-ACHOO!"

                                            >That's one way to break yourself out of an internal argument early

                                            >There's a lot of pollen here

                                            >Probably because of the flowers, retard

                                            >Damn they're blue, might keep some for myself later, love blue shit

                                            >Something in the back of your mind says that maybe there's something wrong with them

                                            >Eh, whatever, if it's not trying to kill me immediately it's probably harmless

                                            >Unlike that chicken-lizard thing

                                            >Jackpot

                                            >You look away from the back of its head, being a statue is not a good way to get payback

                                            >Or at least being a statue in the middle of the Everfree

                                            >Getting off track here, need to get that thing to chase me back

                                            "Oi, chicken lizard cunt thing fucker, follow me!"

                                            >That should do it

                                            >Turning around, you start to book it

                                            >Judging by that sound of quick footsteps, it's almost as fast as you

                                            >Did not count on that

                                            >You dodge and weave through the trees, back to your house on the outskirts of Ponyville

                                            >Anon won't know what hit him

                                            >You break the treeline, and spot your house in the distance

                                            >And you're also running out of breath, who knew that going from not running to running for a while tires you out

                                            >Also you tingle a little bit all over

                                            >Shit, did the whole stone-vision thing work even if you didn't look at it?

                                            >You're just a little bit from the house, just have to ding-dong ditch to get him to see it

                                            >You quickly look over your shoulder to make sure that the thing is following you

                                            >You remember that this was a mistake after you make it

                                            >Your last words escape as you're turned to stone

                                            "Fuck you faggot."


                                            >Be Anon

                                            >The most glorious green guy known to this pony-infested land

                                            >You just finished giving your morning hatred-fueled insults to the sun for flashing in your eyes in the morning

                                            >How did nobody invent blackout curtains yet?

                                            >Well, it's time to get up again, start another day, do the three S's.

                                            >You're well into brewing your morning cup of coffee until you realize that your favorite little green clone horse never came out of her room

                                            >You gently open her bedroom door...

                                            "Hey faggot get up."

                                            >But there was nobody there

                                            >Maybe she's already up somewhere?

                                            >It's not like this is common, but it has happened before

                                            >Especially times like now, where she's mad at you for some retarded reason

                                            >Like last night when you ate the fish that you got that night, no questions

                                            >Tastes bad when you don't cook it right away

                                            >Anyway she's you but a little filly, she's probably fine

                                            >You finish musing to yourself as you finish making your coffee

                                            >Black today, too lazy to fetch the cream

                                            >But not too lazy to start to think of making more insults to Celestia's fiery load of fucking bullshit

                                            >You're pretty sure that the dream you were having was awesome but you can't remember a thing about it

                                            >Out the door you go, gotta make sure there's no barriers between that nuclear fusion reactor and your unmatched intellect of insults

                                            "Fuck you, you great big ball of fuckwits!"

                                            >Truly, beyond your time

                                            "Your existence hurts my eyes! I wanted to sleep godda-"

                                            >Your tirade is cut short when you notice a stone statue just a few feet from the door

                                            >It's of Anonfilly, but with a giant fucking horsecock, with these blue flower petals stuck all over her

                                            >You're pretty sure that fillies don't have those naturally

                                            >Normally, you'd put this kind of thing off as a prank, but only Anonfilly does those kinds of pranks, and she is not nearly proficient enough with that horn to pull this off

                                            >Well, her and Discord, but he's barred from talking to you or Anonfilly after that one incident with the quesadillas

                                            >Twiggles did not get over her fear

                                            >That leaves one more option: this is real somehow

                                            >Guess you'll go get purple to fix this

                                            >...but that can wait, you have more pressing matters

                                            "Your celestial fuckshit cuntflicking fuck can eat a dick, sun!"