SCP-66: Unfair Probability Matrix


                                            >SCP-66

                                            >Containment Class: Keter

                                            >Danger: Broken friendships


                                            >Special Containment Procedure:

                                            >Any new instance of SCP-66 is to be destroyed.

                                            >Instances catalogued for storage are to be defaced via physical damage with a chisel, and stored in the Site 19 Big Heavy Vault.

                                            >SCP-66's anomalous properties quickly lead to boredom/arguments from everypony winning; as such, SCP-66 instances must not be allowed to infiltrate diplomatic summits.(1)

                                            >In the event of a possible SCP-66 appearance at such an event, agents are to obtain and destroy said dice, no matter the cost. This directive supersedes all other directives as per contingency Ponies Playing Poker Pilfer Perilously.


                                            >Description:

                                            >SCP-66 is a standard pair of 6-sided dice.

                                            >The faces are marked with dot indentations rather than standard numerical symbols.

                                            >The advanced construction and markings suggest they were intended to be shipped with an adult boardgame such as Clue, though so far no anomalous sets have been reported.

                                            >SCP-66's anomalous properties become apparent when the dice are rolled.

                                            >No matter the circumstances, SCP-66 will heavily favor landing on 6.

                                            >The initial assumption was that of a non-anomalous, radical and ill-conceived dice set, due to the indentations.

                                            >This assumption was disproved when multiple games containing functional indented dice were discovered.

                                            >The method and source of SCP-66's creation are presently unknown.


                                            >1. The one time it happened, it was bad. Celestia and Prince Rutherford were having a great time until Prince Rutherford realized Celestia would win just because she went first.

                                            >Accusations were thrown, feelings were hurt, and the only Hayburger Hamlet in Yakyakistan was rendered uninhabitable for one moon.