Wake Up Anon


                                            >WAKE UP ANON!

                                            "Noooo, I want to go to sleep."

                                            >cadance pulls the sheets away from you and opens the window to let the sunlight in.

                                            >"come on anon, you'll be late for school."

                                            >you sigh and rubbing your eyes you finally sit up in bed.

                                            >"come on, I'll walk you down to breakfast. Shining Armor made waffles!"

                                            >you perk up and slide off the bed onto her back

                                            >she smiles and begins trotting down to the kitchen

                                            >you guess waffles were worth getting up for.


                                            >IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY TODAY!

                                            "You say that about every day."

                                            >"Yeah but today's an extra special day."

                                            >cadance takes you down to the kitchen where you waste no time grabbing a plate and filling it with as many waffles as you can reach.

                                            >while you're eating you hear a knock on the door. Shining goes to answer it and cadance starts packing you a bag for school.

                                            >she's not putting normal stuff in it though. She's stuffing it with your clothes, some toys, and few little things.

                                            >you want to ask why but before you can say anything she puts the bag on your shoulders and starts nuzzling you

                                            >"you're gonna go on a little trip for awhile okay anon?"

                                            >a purple pony walks in and stares at you for awhile.

                                            >"this is my sister twilight. You'll be staying with her in ponyville for awhile."

                                            >the purple pony is still staring at you perplexed.

                                            >you wish you didn't get up this morning


                                            >Cadance left the door open! Lets go get breakfast Anon!

                                            >your eyes spring open in fear.

                                            >just a bad dream, she didn't find you again. That pony was nice when you met her but the way she kept stalking you was creepy.

                                            >you got out of bed and started rubbing your eyes.

                                            >you saw that purple pony watching you out of the corner of your eye.

                                            "Morning miss twilight."

                                            >"good morning anon. Did you sleep well?"

                                            >no, your old bed was nicer. And you miss having a room to yourself.

                                            >you nod and she smiles.

                                            >"good. I have a big day planned for us. Lots of ponies to meet. Head downstairs when you're ready."

                                            >the purple pony passes you by and heads out of the room looking over a checklist she must have spent the night making.

                                            >you lie down pull the covers back over your head.

                                            >you miss cadance already.


                                            >ANON, I'M IN HEAT

                                            >you wake up a blue pony with rainbow mane jumping up and down on you.

                                            >"rainbow! Don't say that to him!"

                                            >guess you fell back asleep.

                                            >you sit up in bed.

                                            >"Oh relax, he's just a kid, he doesn't understand. Besides it woke him up didn't it?"

                                            >twilight shoots the rainbow pony a glare

                                            "It means you need to take a shower? That's what I do to cool off when it's hot out."

                                            >the rainbow pony turns back to you and giggles. She ruffles your hair with her hoof.

                                            >"sure kid. I'll get right on that. But first get out of bed, everyone's waiting downstairs for you."

                                            "Everyone?"

                                            >you weren't good with crowds.

                                            >twilight speaks up, "Just a small welcoming committee. Pinkie heard you were coming and wanted to throw you a little welcome to ponyville party."

                                            >you get up and follow them downstairs.

                                            >the rainbow pony stares at you as you go until twilight prods her in the chest to stop.

                                            >you hope there won't be too many ponies at the party.


                                            >ANON!

                                            >APPLES!

                                            >an orange pony in a hat comes up to you and stuffs and apple in your mouth before you can say hi.

                                            >you look around the room. There must be some 20 or so ponies here.

                                            >all of them

                                            >looking

                                            >at

                                            >you

                                            >your face is starting to turn red, you want to hide behind something

                                            >you wish cadance was here to hold on to.

                                            >suddenly a pink pony springs out of nowhere in front of you

                                            >"Ohhai anon welcome to ponyville! I'm pinkie pie whats your name?"

                                            "I-It's anon.

                                            >"Oh right! Silly me I just said that."

                                            >she smiles and moves to your side so you can see the crowd

                                            >they're all still staring at you, most with smiles, some with looks of confusion.

                                            >you wished they'd stop.

                                            >"and this is everyone! Everyone this is anon! He's going to be staying in ponyville for awhile isn't that exciting!?"

                                            >a couple of the ponies wave at you excitedly.

                                            >you start trying to walk back away from the crowd slowly. Maybe you can just hide upstairs until they all go away.

                                            >then you feel yourself get pushed off the ground into the air and land on the pink ponies back.

                                            >"here let me introduce ya to eveypony."

                                            >you can't see it, but the way you feel you're sure your face is as pink as her mane.


                                            >Did you brush and floss this morning, Anon?

                                            "I j-just got up."

                                            >the pink pony your riding has been walking you around the room to meet everyone.

                                            >you're really not good with crowds

                                            >you're starting to feel a little light headed.

                                            >you wish you could just go back to bed.

                                            >"I SHIT ON YOUR RUG AGAIN, ANON."

                                            "What?!"

                                            >"I said I saw you arrive last night anon."

                                            >great now you're hearing things.

                                            >your starting to get really light headed, room is starting to be a blur.

                                            >"A LOT OF PONIES SURE DO FIT ON YOUR BED, ANON."

                                            "What was that twilight?"

                                            >"I said a lot of ponies sure did come out to see you anon."

                                            "Oh yeah, it's nice If them."

                                            >bed

                                            >bed would be great.

                                            >you could really use a rest right now.

                                            >"I'M NOT EVEN CANON, ANON."

                                            "That's nice."

                                            >your head hurts too much. You don't even care what the ponies are saying anymore. Probably heard them wrong but asking for them to clarify would only make this last longer.

                                            >"NO TEARS ONLY DREAMS NOW, ANON."

                                            >dreams are good... you get dreams in bed...

                                            >....eep

                                            >you're pretty sure that one didn't say anything. Just shyly looked away.

                                            >the rooms spinning so fast

                                            >you wish the room would stop doing that.

                                            >"DON'T SAY ANYTHING. JUST EAT ALL THESE EGGS, ANON."

                                            >you grab the food the white pony offered you and try to eat it.

                                            >your headache gets to you and you fall over to the ground.

                                            >you mumble something about crowds and pass out

                                            >"THERE WAS A POINT WHERE WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AND WE HAVE CLEARLY PASSED IT"

                                            >"ANON?"

                                            >that pink pony is loud.

                                            >you kinda like the way she's nuzzling you though.