Anon x Fluttershy


                                            Part I:

                                            >"Don't worry Anon! I'll always be there for you!"

                                            >The cheerful yellow mare snuggled into you and sighed with content.

                                            >You had no idea what the fuck is going on right now.

                                            >Just a few months ago you were an average joe on the way to work for his daily bread.

                                            >Then a portal appeared out of fucking nowhere and took you to this enchanted world full of magical talking horses.

                                            >It's still not clear why the portal turned YOU into a horse, but in hindsight it's irrelevant.

                                            >Truth be told, it was rather difficult to integrate yourself into the local pony population of Ponyville, but thankfully there were a few local mares willing to help you adjust.

                                            >One mare in particular took quite a liking to you: a yellow pegasus named Fluttershy.

                                            >At first she was very shy around you, constantly looking the other way or hiding her blushing face behind her wings.

                                            >Admittedly you weren't exactly a social butterfly yourself, as it took a great effort to speak with these mares in the first place.

                                            >Despite the social awkwardness of the situation, it was she who volunteered to let you stay with her until you found a job and house of your own.

                                            >You quickly learned that Fluttershy was as kind and caring as she was beautiful, constantly tending to her animals and helping the other ponies with their needs.

                                            >Perhaps it was because of your new horse brain, but you started to develop feelings for this gentle mare.

                                            >Part of you wanted to confess to her, but another part of you believed she was already taken. What sane stallion WOULDN'T hook up with such a kind loving pony?

                                            >Then one day Fluttershy dropped the bomb on you out of nowhere. SHE WAS SINGLE!

                                            >Or rather, Rarity was the one who dropped said bomb.

                                            >The two mares approached you one sunny afternoon after you finished a hard day of tending to Fluttershy's animals in her absence.

                                            >"Pardon me interrupting, but my pegasus friend here thinks you're very cute! Isn't that right Fluttershy?"

                                            >She gently pet the pegasus as if to encourage her to confess, but she remained hidden behind her wings, uttering nothing more than a soft mewl.

                                            >You couldn't believe your ears. The mare of your dreams...liked you too?!

                                            >But...you're just a plain old joe schmoe. It wasn't like you were a famous celebrity or anything like that. Surely there were better stallions out there for her to choose from!

                                            >This had to be some kind of setup. Some kind of mockery of your inner feelings. Some kind of cruel joke at your expense.

                                            >As time went on however, the mare's feelings for you only grew. She began to openly express her romantic interest more fervently, much to your surprise and delight.

                                            >After a long internal battle with your denial and self-hatred, you finally gathered up some courage and accepted her feelings.

                                            >Now the two of you are engaged, and you couldn't be happier.


                                            Part II:

                                            >The wedding was...interesting to say the least.

                                            >Pretty much all of Ponyville (and even some of Cloudsdale) showed up with or without invitations.

                                            >At first you were worried about how the fuck one couple was supposed to plan such a massive shindig.

                                            >Soon enough, Fluttershy put those worries to rest as her friends gathered to help with the wedding planning.

                                            >Pinkie Pie and Applejack would handle the catering.

                                            >Rarity would create the perfect outfits and wedding decorations.

                                            >Rainbow Dash would use her connections with the Wonderbolts to host the entertainment.

                                            >Your fiancé would provide the music with some help from her woodland friends.

                                            >And lastly, Twilight would organize the whole kit and caboodle from top to bottom.

                                            >This was happening. It was REALLY happening.

                                            >The day of your wedding couldn't have been scheduled better.

                                            >There was a zero percent chance of rain, snow, or any other foul weather that could ruin your special day.

                                            >All of your friends provided their wedding contributions without a hitch.

                                            >The "guests" were just as excited about your marriage to Fluttershy as you were.

                                            >You stare at your reflection in the mirror of the groom's dressing room with a mix of excitement and anxiety.

                                            >Rarity really outdid herself with your tuxedo. You looked like a million bucks, especially with this sharp red tie!

                                            >"Everything okay old boy?"

                                            >Dr. Hooves trotted up to you from the doorway dressed in a sharp brown striped tux with his trademark scarf wrapped around the collar.

                                            "Oh, hey Doc. Yes everything's fine. Just a little nervous is all."

                                            >"Perfectly understandable Anon. Marriage is a BIG step, not to be taken lightly."

                                            >The stallion placed a hoof around your neck and pulled you in for a bro-hug of encouragement.

                                            >"Just remember, we're all here for you!"

                                            >"Thanks doc."

                                            >You couldn't ask for a better best 'man', or best friend.

                                            >Suddenly the loud chime of the town square clock tore through the changing room.

                                            >"No time for thanks! Come Anon! Everypony is waiting!"

                                            >Dr. Hooves grabbed his briefcase and hastily galloped out the door, and you followed soon after.

                                            >The sun was shining brightly upon the wedding venue with nothing more than a gentle breeze to intervene.

                                            >You nervously smiled and waved as you made your way through an ocean of excited ponies to reach the altar.

                                            >On the left side you saw your best man Dr. Whooves and Spike, the self-appointed ringbearer.

                                            >On the right side you saw the 5 bridlesmaids all lined up and waiting, their sparkling color-coded dresses shimmered in the afternoon sun.

                                            >And just beyond them was your soon-to-be wife Fluttershy, her white wedding dress flowing in the gentle wind.

                                            >Your fiancé was beautiful at the best of times, but that beautiful gown pushed her bewitching good looks to a whole new level.

                                            >She noticed you emerge from the crowd and smiled warmly. Oh Celestia if smiles could kill, you'd be six feet under right now.

                                            >You took your place beside her and waited for Mayor Mare to begin her 'Justice of the Peace' spiel.


                                            Part III:

                                            >The mayor quickly cleared her throat to get everypony's attention and began the ceremony without further delay.

                                            >"Fillies and gentlecolts! We are gathered here today to honor and celebrate the marriage of Anon Y. Mous and Ponyville's very own animal whisperer, Fluttershy!"

                                            >The crowd stomped the ground and loudly cheered from every angle.

                                            >You were praying to Celestia that your stage fright wouldn't rear its ugly head and ruin this moment.

                                            >Why oh why couldn't this have been a smaller, quieter wedding?! Sweat formed above your brow and slowly dripped downwards.

                                            >Keep it together Anon! KEEP. IT. TOGETHER. For Fluttershy's sake, KEEP IT TOGETHER YOU STUPID FOOL!

                                            >You took a deep breath and tried to relax, but your frazzled nerves would not submit so easily.

                                            >'Is Fluttershy just as nervous?' You thought to yourself.

                                            >You looked at your blushing fiance and silently begged her for some kind of help before you had a nervous breakdown in front of the entire town.

                                            >She smiled warmly and slowly trotted closer towards you, almost as if she knew just what to do.

                                            >The gentle pegasus could pacify a rampaging dragon with a smile like that!

                                            >"Do you have the rings, Anon?" The mayor asked calmly.

                                            >You spun around and beckoned to Spike. The dragon looked like he was in another world, much to your dismay.

                                            "Psst! Spiiiiiike! That's your cue!"

                                            >Spike saw your panicked face and quickly collected himself.

                                            >"Oh right! My bad!"

                                            >The young doofus practically tripped over himself as he presented the rings.

                                            >"Do you Anon, take Fluttershy to be your lawfully wedded wife? To keep her in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?"

                                            >Mayor Mare's question snapped you back into reality. You looked around and realized everypony was eagerly awaiting your answer.

                                            >You take a deep breath, look into Fluttershy's eyes, and carefully placed her ring around her neck.

                                            "I do."

                                            >Your wife's face lit up like a Christmas tree, as though your words were the most important thing in the world to her.

                                            >"And do you Fluttershy, take Anon to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?"

                                            >Wow! With a vow like that, you'd think the MAYOR was the one getting married!

                                            >You watched in silence as Fluttershy reached for the remaining ring and tenderly placed it around your neck.

                                            >With the job done, she slowly stepped back and smiled at you.

                                            >"I do!" She happily exclaimed.

                                            >You smiled harder than you've ever smiled before. If this was a dream, you truly hoped to NEVER wake up from it.

                                            >"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife!" She looked at you and motioned a hoof towards Fluttershy. "You may kiss the bride!"