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>The sun is setting and Anon is walking by the playground on the outskirts of Ponyville
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>He spots a lone pony sitting on a swing
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>Too large to be a colt or filly from what he can gather by the outline
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>Curious, he walks over to take a look
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>As he gets closer he can hear the gray pony with blonde mane talking to herself
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>"i wish i had somepony to play with..."
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>Anon purposely crunches some mulch so she can hear him approaching
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>She turns around and is immediately spooked at the sight
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>A large bipedal creature is approaching her
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>"w-who are you?"
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>Although she's still sitting on the swing she seems like she might bolt off at any moment
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>Anon stops walking and takes a friendly stance waving at her with one hand
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"Hey there, I didn't mean to startle you. I was just passing through."
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>Anon gives her a reassuring smile
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>Her eyes swirl around as they measure him up
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>"o-oh okay. mommy said there are funny looking creatures in the city. are you one of them?"
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>Anon chuckles at this, not the first time somepony questioned his appearance
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>He also realizes she's a little touched in the head by the way she talks, not to mention her eyes
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"I'm actually living in Ponyville, although I have visited Canterlot before. My name is Anon."
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>Her eyes google around as she lets out a small smile and visibly relaxes
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>"oh, that's great. everypony in ponyville is nice. so you must be nice too. im derpy hooves."
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>Anon keeps his friendly smile on and walks closer to her
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"Oh, absolutely. I love being nice. And it's a pleasure to meet you Derpy Hooves."
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>Anon bows graciously
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>Derpy blushes a little bit and hoofs the air lightly
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>"y-you too"
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>Anon continues to close the gap and is only a few arm lengths away from her
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"So what brings a mare like you out here? Is your mommy with you?"
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>Derpy puts her head down and looks serious
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>"mommy is sleeping...in the ground"
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>Anon stands there dumbfounded for a moment but regains his composure
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>This pony is definitely missing a few marbles he thinks to himself
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"Oh Derpy, I'm sorry to hear that. And what about your daddy, where is he?"
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>Without looking up she starts to sniffle and a tear falls to the ground
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>"daddy went away when i was small"
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>Anon feigns empathy and continues with his questions
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"And your friends, where are they?"
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>Derpy continues to look at the ground as another tear slides off of her cheek
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>"...i don't have any friends" Derpy blurts out flatly
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>Anon walks up and gives her a sympathetic head pat
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>At first she flinches but then starts to enjoy it
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>She closes her eyes and nuzzles his hand
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>It's not long before her small smile reforms
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>Eventually Anon takes his hand away and Derpy looks a little sad about that
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"I know what will cheer you up."
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>Anon smirks and gives her a wink
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>"you do?"
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>Derpy asks with genuine interest as she turns her head slightly sideways while looking up at Anon
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"Of course. But it's getting late"
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>Anon looks into the distance and sees the sun lowering
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>"that's okay i don't have a bedtime anymore"
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>Derpy looks up at Anon, hopeful for an answer
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"Alright, I suppose it's okay then."
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>Anon begins to walk back towards the dirt trail that he arrived from
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>Still on the swing, Derpy scrunches her face, unsure of what to do
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>Anon turns around and gives her a welcoming smile
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"Well? Are you coming?"
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>Without hesitation Derpy jumps off of the swing and trots beside Anon
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>She's looking up at him with a big goofy smile
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>"where are we going anon?"
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"My house, I have cake."
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>Derpy perks up at the mention of cake
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>"i love cake!"
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>Anon pats her head as they continue walking
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"Very good, because I need help finishing it."
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>Soon, the first of the Ponyville houses begin to appear down the trail
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>Anon's house is the first building on the east side of town
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>He helped build it with the construction ponies several years ago
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>A quaint rancher with a wooden finish, a small vegetable garden out back
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>Modest but comfortable
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"And here's my humble abode"
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>Derpy smiles at the house
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>Anon approaches the door and pulls on the handle
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>Although he's been in Equestria for some time it still feels strange to him that he doesn't need to lock the door
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>This goes beyond having nice neighbors, it's an actual utopia
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>Anon walks inside with the bubbly mare in tow
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>Before closing the door he looks out to the other houses nearby
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>He doesn't spot any ponies, they tend to go inside before dusk
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>With an excited smile, he closes the door
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>Before his thoughts can wander, he hears a loud thud
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>"Uughh"
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>Turning around he sees Derpy on the floor in the living room
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>Judging by the tipped over coffee table, it appears that she either tripped or knocked into it
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>Anon rushes over to her and helps her up
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"Hey, are you okay?"
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>As she gets up she blankly stares at Anon
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"Derpy?"
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>She snaps out of her stupor and shakes her head
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>"oh i'm okay. this happens a lot"
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>Once again Anon finds himself for a loss of words
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"Well...um, good?"
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>Derpy smiles and picks up where she left off, exploring Anon's house
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>Anon watches her and puts his hand on his chin
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>She walks over to the bookshelf, one eye looking at the books in front of her, and her other eye seemingly spinning around in random directions
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>Yes, she's certainly a special pony Anon thought to himself
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>He picks the coffee table up and the knick knacks that fell off
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>Luckily nothing broke
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>After getting done with the bookshelf Derpy heads over to the sofa
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>She flaps her wings gently and lands on the middle cushion
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>Sitting with her tongue out, she smiles at Anon
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"So, about that cake. You make yourself comfortable and I'll bring it right out. I hope you like chocolate raspberry."
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>Derpy looks excited as she's reminded about the cake
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>"yes please"
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>Anon walks into the kitchen which is connected to the living room
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>With a grin he pulls out a knife and begins to cut the partially eaten cake
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>After making a few cuts, Anon puts two pieces of the chocolate raspberry on ceramic plates
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>He walks into the living room with cake in each hand
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>Derpy's wings flutter in anticipation as she watches Anon bring the treats
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"As promised."
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>Anon places the plates down on the coffee table
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>Derpy leans down and starts chomping on the piece in front of her
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"Take your time, there's no rush. I'll grab some milk."
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>Anon walks back to the kitchen and pours two glasses of milk
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>When he returns to the living room he notices that Derpy is looking at him with guilt
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>As he places the glasses of milk on the table he realizes that his piece of cake is gone
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>Derpy turns her head away and pretends not to notice
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"Here's something to wash that down with, I'll get more cake."
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>As Anon brings the empty plates back to the kitchen, Derpy greedily chugs her glass of milk
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>She looks at the other glass but resists the urge to drink it
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>A moment later and Anon is back with more cake
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"Round two, and I have more where that came from."
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>"yay!"
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>Derpy wastes no time as she dives into her third piece of cake
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>Anon sits down next to her and picks up his plate
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>He owns some utensils but he mostly just got used to eating with his hands
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>He picks up the piece of cake and takes a bite
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"Mmm, delicious. I'll have to stop at Sugarcube Corner and get another one."
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>As Anon is chewing and talking he notices that Derpy is already done with her's
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>She's attentively watching him eat his piece
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"Where are my manners? Let me get you another piece."
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>Derpy beams with happiness
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>"yes please"
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>Anon goes to the kitchen once more
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>Approximately a quarter of the cake is left
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>He shrugs and just brings it out to her on the cake tray
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>Surprisingly his piece of cake still remains on the table
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>Derpy gets even more excited when she sees the cake tray
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"Here you go, it's the last of it so make it count."
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>Derpy shoves her face in the cake and goes at it
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>Anon finishes his piece and washes it down with milk
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>Derpy is already done the cake but she's licking up all of the crumbs and berry remnants
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>At this point Anon is not surprised, this mare can eat
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>he brings his plate and glass to the kitchen
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>By the time he gets back Derpy is done
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>With crumbs and icing all over her face she gives Anon a big smile
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>"thank you anon that was super yummy!"
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>Anon grabs the cake tray and her empty glass
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"See, I told you I knew what would make you feel better."
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>As Anon goes back in the kitchen Derpy glides off the sofa and follows him
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>Anon grabs a towel and runs hot water over it in the sink
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>After straining the excess water he hands the cloth to Derpy
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"Here you go."
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>Derpy stares at the towel, confused
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"Your face."
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>Derpy looks even more confused
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>"my face?"
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>Anon sighs
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"It's all messy from the cake."
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>She's still just staring at Anon, not getting the message
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"Alright, I'll do it. Just hold still."
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>Anon places one hand behind of her head and begins to blot the warm cloth around her mouth and nose
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>Derpy involuntarily tries to move her face as Anon cleans her up
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>But he has a firm grip on her head and manages to wipe everything off
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"And there. All done."
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>Anon turns around and rinses the towel in the sink
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>Derpy watches him without saying anything
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>She's still processing all that's happened today, or is at least trying to
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>Anon looks at the clock mounted on the wall
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>It's an old timey spring-driven model, the tick tocking audible in the momentary silence
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"It's late and I have work in the morning."
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>Derpy continues watching Anon without saying anything
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"Uh, you live in Ponyville right?"
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>She smiles and nods
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>Anon scratches his head in thought
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"Why have I never seen you before? I'm pretty sure I've met most of the townsponies by now. And I definitely would have remembered you."
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>Derpy's demeanor begins to shift
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>With a frown and looking down at the ground, she speaks meekly
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>"mommy doesn't let me leave the house..."
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>Derpy looks up at Anon with determination
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>"but she's sleeping now. so it's okay"
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>Anon finds her situation interesting and decides to pry a bit more
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"So, you live by yourself?"
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>Derpy scrunches her face, not quite comfortable with the question
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"C'mon you can tell me. We're friends now."
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>Anon gives her a big convincing smile
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>Derpy's mouth opens like she's surprised
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>"f-friends?"
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>Anon nods reassuringly
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>"i never had a friend before. except for lulu"
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>Anon raises his eyebrow
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"Lulu?"
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>Derpy smiles brightly as she confidently explains to Anon
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>"she's a princess"
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>Anon acts impressed
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"Wow. I didn't realize that you have friends in high places. Are you sure it's still okay to be friends with me? I'm only a commoner, after all."
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>Derpy blushes and looks worried
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>"yes! please be my friend...lulu is my dolly"
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>Anon sighs in relief
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"Oh good, you had me worried for a second. Of course I'll be your friend. And Lulu's too."
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>Derpy blushes as she raises her forehoof slightly
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"Okay, so you live with Lulu. Anypony else?"
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>"no. but the white ponies sometimes bring me food and stuff. and give me a bath..."
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>Derpy looks embarrassed and turns her gaze to the ground
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>Anon's brain is attempting to translate her meaning but it comes up blank
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"White ponies? Who are they."
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>Derpy awkwardly shuffles in place and continues to look at the floor
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>"ever since mommy went to sleep..."
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>Derpy trails off and starts to sniffle, but she persists
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>"ponies in funny white clothes do stuff mommy used to do"
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>Anon walks up and gives her a hug
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"It's okay Derpy. Thanks for being strong enough to tell me."
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>She nuzzles her face into his stomach, Anon can feel her warm tears soaking through his shirt
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>He smiles as he holds her
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>Several minutes pass and the pouty pony is back to smiles
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"Okay let's get you home, I'll walk you there."
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>Derpy looks tense at the thought of going home but she doesn't protest
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>"okay"
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>Anon opens the front door and is hit with a cold breeze
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>He grabs his heavy jacket off the coat stand near the doorway
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>He looks down at Derpy who's smiling at him
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>He doesn't have any pony clothes but spots a red scarf hanging idly
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"The temperature really dropped. Let me put this scarf on you."
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>"okay"
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>Anon wraps the scarf around Derpy's neck
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>His adrenaline begins to pump as she wiggles in excitement
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>It has not been easy for him to contain his desires, that wiggle almost pushed him past the threshold
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>Anon walks outside and looks up into the night sky
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>Taking a deep breath of chilly air as he looks at the myriad of stars
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>Derpy follows suit
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>Her big eyes swirl around as she takes everything in
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>With his nerves marginally more relaxed, he closes the front door
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>But then he is hit with a realization. He hasn't the slightest clue as to where her house is
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>And going off of her mental faculties thus far, he's not sure she does either.
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"Which part of town do you live in?"
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>Derpy has a confused look as she looks up at Anon
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"You know, where your house is at?"
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>"i live in ponyville"
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>Anon is in disbelief at her response. Well, almost.
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>"i can show you"
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>Derpy flaps her wings and rises into the air
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>She starts to fly in a direction but Anon calls out to her
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"Hey! Aren't you forgetting something?"
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>Derpy turns back and looks down at Anon
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>One eye is locked on him and her other is looking into the sky
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>"no"
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>Anon lets out a hearty chuckle
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"I don't have wings, I can't fly."
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>Derpy continues to stare into space, literally and figuratively
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"Okay how about this. I would like to walk with you, please come down."
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>Derpy seems to understand and flies next to Anon
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>"okay my house is this way"
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>She trots off to what appears to be the north part of Ponyville
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>They make their way through the eerily quiet town
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>Aside from the wind there isn't a peep or pony in sight
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>Anon puts his hands inside of his pockets to warm them up
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>Derpy seems to be in deep concentration as she navigates the town
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>Filled with purpose she seems oblivious to the cold
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>After a little while longer Derpy stops in front of a house
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>A two story structure that's seen better days
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>Some of the wood is warped and the shutters around the windows are hanging off
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>"this is my home"
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>Derpy opens the door without further ceremony
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>The first thing that Anon notices is that the place is a mess
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>The furniture is either knocked over or covered with junk
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>There's a broken mirror laying on the ground
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>And random assorted items everywhere. Clothes, keepsakes, boxes, trash, all kinds of stuff
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"Damn Derpy, you live like this?"
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>Anon realizes too late that what he said might be rude
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>Derpy looks at Anon briefly before avoiding his gaze
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>With her head held low she quietly responds
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>"...im sorry"
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>Anon kicks himself mentally
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"Uh, that's not what I meant exactly. I'm sorry it came out that way. I meant that the white ponies aren't doing a good job."
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>"it's okay"
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>Anon starts picking up what he thinks is trash and puts it in the nearest empty box
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>Next he picks up a turned over chair
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>As he rummages through the clutter he feels a soft nudge in his side
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>He stops what he is doing and looks over
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>Derpy is looking up at him with one of her eyes
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>"anon im sweepy"
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>It takes him a moment to realize what she's saying but then she yawns
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>Anon cannot help but yawn too
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"Yeah, I guess you're right Derpy. I will be here all night if I want to clean the place up, and I'm pretty tired. I'll get out of your mane and head out."
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>Anon gives her a wave and turns towards the front door
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>Derpy follows Anon and nudges him again with her snoot
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>He looks down at her with a puzzled expression
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"Can I help you?"
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>"yes" Derpy replies almost instantly
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"Oh, what is it?"
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>Anon wasn't actually expecting her to say that. This pony is full of surprises.
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>Derpy blushes as she responds
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>"beddy byes"
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>Anon raises his eyebrow
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"Betty and the what now?"
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>Derpy looks up at Anon expectantly without saying anything further
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"...a goodnight hug? Sure."
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>Anon kneels down and wraps his arms around her warm body
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>Derpy uses her wings to hug him back as she buries her face into his chest
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>She gently rocks back and forth within his grasp
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>Anon's heart begins to race so he breaks free and plays it cool
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>Derpy looks a little sad
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"Okay, I'll be off then."
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>"lulu"
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>Anon feels like saying 'what is it this time' but manages to phrase it better
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"Lulu, what about her?'
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>Again, without hesitation, Derpy responds
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>"beddy-byes"
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>Anon sighs, he knows where this is going
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"Okay, sure. Where is she?"
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>Derpy smiles and turns around
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>She trots over to the staircase leading up to the next floor
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>Before ascending the staircase she looks over at Anon
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>With a sigh of defeat he follows her. Carefully avoiding the minefield of junk along the way
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>As they go up the steps Anon gets the full view of her ass
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>Although he's only ever been with one mare before, a very short-lived fling with a unicorn back in Canterlot, he has seen plenty of mare ass on a daily basis
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>And one thing is for certain, he's never seen an ass that plump
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>He continues to follow her, watching her butt jiggle with each stair
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>Next his eyes travel a little lower, a light gray vulva with dark gray spots mixed in
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>Anon can feel his southern soldier rising but he tries to dash the dirty thoughts away
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>'That has to wait' he thinks to himself. Everything needs to go according to plan
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>After what seems like a very long time, they finally make it to the top of the staircase
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>Before them is a narrow hallway which leads into three different doorways
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>Derpy continues forward and eventually goes through the doorway straight ahead
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>Anon looks in the doorway to the left, it's the bathroom
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>There are a few bars of soap and some towels on the floor, but it is surprisingly well maintained compared to the downstairs area of the house
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>Looking to his right, there is a closed door with a lock on it
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>'Strange' Anon thought
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>He's not sure if he's even seen a door lock in Ponyville before
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>The last time he saw those was in Canterlot
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>Maybe he just never noticed
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>He feels another nudge
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>Derpy's looking up at him
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"I'm coming, I was just looking around. What's behind this door anyway?"
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>Anon points his finger
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>Derpy's mood changes, she looks down at the ground
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>"...that's mommy's room"
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>Oh. 'Crap' Anon thought
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"I'm sorry, I didn't know."
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>Derpy turns around and walks into what is presumably her room
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>"it's okay"
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>Anon does his best to change the topic
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"So, about that princess I've heard so much about."
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>Anon swivels his head and does a quick reconnaissance of her room
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>Like the bathroom, it's messy but nowhere near as bad as the first floor
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>There also isn't that much stuff in here so maybe that's why Anon ponders
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>He returns his attention back to the pegasus whom he recently befriended
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>She's holding what appears to be a dark plushie in her mouth, she's looking up at him
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>Ponies holding stuff in their mouths all the time took some getting used to for Anon
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>But now it's just normal. And besides, ponies have very dexterous lips so they rarely get the object in question wet with their saliva
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>Anon reaches out to take the doll from Derpy, she lets go once he has it in his grasp
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>Anon tries not to visibly cringe as he can feel heavy dampness everywhere
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>He holds it up in front of him and puts on the best fake smile he can muster
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"Aheh, she's um...very pretty. Beautiful in fact!"
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>One of the eyes is missing, the other is hanging by a single thread
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>The stitching is ripped and frayed in various spots
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>But worst of all was the stench. Covered in sweat stains and dried up mucus.
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>Anon holds back a gag
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>He glances at Derpy, she smiles and lets out a little giggle
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>"hehe"
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>Anon hypes himself up internally 'Okay Anon you can do this'
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>Closing his eyes he brings the worn Luna plush to his chest and squeezes ever so slightly
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>The last thing he wants is to become the sponge for whatever bacteria is stored inside
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>Anon hastily hands the plushie back to Derpy
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>His hand is hovering in front of her face, but she is just staring at him not getting the hint
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>He wiggles the Luna plushie in hopes that will work
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>Derpy changes directions and walks into her nightstand
-
367.
>She stands there for a moment unsure of herself
-
368.
>Anon walks over to her
-
369.
"Hey, don't you want Lulu back?"
-
370.
>Ignoring him, she walks backwards and then forwards, bumping into the nightstand again
-
371.
>Now next to her, Anon uses his free hand to guide her to the bed
-
372.
>She gets in and lays on her back
-
373.
>Her lids are heavy as she smiles up at Anon
-
374.
>He places the plushie on her chest
-
375.
>As he wipes his hand off on his pants, Derpy wraps her forehooves around the Luna doll
-
376.
>"will i see you again?"
-
377.
>Derpy asks innocently as her eyes dreamily roll around
-
378.
>Anon gives her a reassuring smile
-
379.
"Of course, we're friends now. Meet me at the playground tomorrow."
-
380.
>Derpy fades into unconsciousness as she softly says "friends..."
-
381.
-
382.
-
383.
>Anon wipes off the sweat running down his brow with his shirt sleeve
-
384.
>Walking out the backdoor to Café Hay, he sighs with relief
-
385.
>Another work day finished
-
386.
>When Anon first arrived in town he was enrolled in the Ponyville Assistance Program
-
387.
>He doesn't understand how it works exactly but it allowed him to handle expenses while looking for his role in the community
-
388.
>His first choice was to see if he could get a gig at the day spa
-
389.
>His single cell brain had one thing in mind: 'mares mares mares mares mares'
-
390.
>But it didn't go according to plan
-
391.
-
392.
>"Anon was it?"
-
393.
>Lotus Blossom eyes him up warily
-
394.
"Yes, I'm new in town and would like to put my talents to good use"
-
395.
>Anon puts on a big smile and holds out his hands, showing them off to the spa ponies before him
-
396.
>Aloe and Lotus look at each other unamused
-
397.
>"Well like we said, we do not need any help here."
-
398.
>Anon wiggles his fingers at them
-
399.
>Lotus winces and Aloe makes a weird face
-
400.
>Eventually Lotus speaks up
-
401.
>"What are you doing that for?"
-
402.
>Anons smile widens
-
403.
"Fingers. Mares will love them. On their body, on their little hoofsies, and-"
-
404.
>With a stern expression, Lotus interrupts Anon, "That's enough. We do not want you working here."
-
405.
>Anon's smile fades and he goes on the defensive
-
406.
"Why? Is it because I'm not a pony? You both have weird accents, are you even from Ponyville?"
-
407.
>Now scowling with a red face, Lotus is about to blow
-
408.
>Before she can unload, Aloe intervenes and begins to push Anon towards the door
-
409.
>"Leave us be, we are not hiring."
-
410.
>Anon does not resist, he doesn't want to get in a physical altercation during his first week in town
-
411.
"Fine, I'm leaving. But I hope you're proud of yourselves."
-
412.
>With the door slamming shut behind him Anon kicks the ground in frustration
-
413.
>He didn't fare any better at Carousel Boutique
-
414.
>"Oh, yes darling. I'm sure you would be a great addition to the boutique with those...what do you call them?"
-
415.
"Fingers."
-
416.
>"Ah yes, fingers. I'm sure anypony would be glad to have your...erhm, fingers. But I run a one-pony operation. I'm sure you understand"
-
417.
>Rarity has the most uncomfortable looking fake smile ever
-
418.
>Anon sighs internally and moves on to the next place
-
419.
>And then the next
-
420.
>No luck
-
421.
>Eventually he was accepted at Café Hay
-
422.
>With no clear defined position Anon finds himself doing all sorts of tasks
-
423.
>Cleaning, washing dishes, taking care of trash, and occasionally filling in as a server
-
424.
-
425.
>As he walks in the direction to the playground, he feels a ping of excitement
-
426.
>He's just hoping that the gray pegasus will remember to meet him
-
427.
>That excitement dampens when he sees two small figures walking his way
-
428.
>A pastel magenta filly with white streaks in her mane
-
429.
>The other, a gray filly with a braided ponytail
-
430.
>Anon takes a gulp, readying himself. Last time he encountered these brats he almost lost his cool
-
431.
>The last thing he needs right now is a filly assault charge
-
432.
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walk up in front of him, blocking his path
-
433.
>Anon makes an attempt to walk around them but Diamond Tiara blocks him again
-
434.
>"Hey. Where do you think you're going?"
-
435.
>Anon takes a deep breath before responding
-
436.
"I'm on my way home, I just got done working."
-
437.
>She gives him a dirty look
-
438.
>"I can't believe they let you work around food, that's so gross."
-
439.
>Now it's Silver Spoon's turn to weigh in
-
440.
>"Oh my gosh, like seriously. Who lets an ape work at a cafe? Yuck."
-
441.
>Anon clenches his fist, trying to keep calm
-
442.
"I just want to get by, now get out of my way."
-
443.
>Diamond Tiara smiles smugly as she self-boops with her hoof
-
444.
>"Hah, I don't think so. 10 bits first."
-
445.
>Anon is losing his patience
-
446.
"You have to be kidding me. Isn't your dad rich or something, why do you need my money?"
-
447.
>Silver Spoon interjects
-
448.
>"This is our road. Pay up."
-
449.
>Anon looks at Silver Spoon's throat and fantasizes about strangling her right here and now
-
450.
>A small smile starts to form on his face
-
451.
"...No."
-
452.
>"Ew, why are you looking at her like that? Are you some kind of perv?"
-
453.
>Anon continues to stare at Silver Spoon without responding to Diamond Tiara
-
454.
>"Hey. Are you listening? I'm going to tell everypony you touched her if you don't give us the bits."
-
455.
>Silver Spoon adopts an amused expression while chiming in
-
456.
>"Yeah, Anon touched my butt. Gross!"
-
457.
>Anon regains awareness as he registers the threat laid out to him
-
458.
>He grits his teeth containing his rage, and he remembers what he was doing before being detained
-
459.
>Derpy should be waiting for him, he doesn't want to waste any more time with these fillies
-
460.
"Okay, fine. I'll pay, but just leave me alone."
-
461.
>As Anon reaches into his pocket the two fillies look at each other with devious smiles
-
462.
>Anon hands Diamond Tiara the 10 bits
-
463.
>She counts the bits and steps aside
-
464.
>Before Anon can walk forward, Silver Spoon gets in front of him
-
465.
>Not bothering to hide his annoyance he bluntly blurts out at her
-
466.
"What is it now."
-
467.
>Silver Spoon's smile grows as she responds
-
468.
>"10 bits. Each."
-
469.
>Anon's jaw drops at the brazenness of these two.
-
470.
>Before grabbing the little pony before him and shaking her to death, he remembers that he needs to see Derpy today
-
471.
>Defeated, Anon reaches into his pocket and gives it to Silver Spoon
-
472.
>"Good job, ape."
-
473.
>Silver Spoon walks over to Diamond Tiara as they giggle
-
474.
>Thankfully they leave in the opposite direction
-
475.
>Anon continues towards his destination, the playground
-
476.
>He looks into the sky and the sun is still going strong
-
477.
>As he gets to the playground he notices that Derpy is sitting on the ground outside of the entrance
-
478.
>'Strange' Anon thought.
-
479.
>As he gets closer he can hear her sobbing
-
480.
>She's looking down at the ground and doesn't see him yet
-
481.
"Derpy?"
-
482.
>Anon walks up to Derpy who's now looking up at him
-
483.
>Her eyes are filled with tears and she sits there crying
-
484.
"Derpy, what happened?"
-
485.
>Asking her that question only makes her cry harder
-
486.
>Anon bends down and gives her a hug
-
487.
>She doesn't reciprocate at first, but eventually he can feel her soft wings wrap around him
-
488.
>Anon pats her back lightly to comfort her
-
489.
"I'm here now, it's alright."
-
490.
>Derpy's wet face is planted firmly in his chest
-
491.
>She's still crying but is no longer sobbing at least
-
492.
"Do you want to tell me what happened?"
-
493.
>She shakes her head while still buried in his chest
-
494.
>The earlier events still running around in Derpy's head
-
495.
-
496.
>Derpy kicks her legs out to gain more momentum
-
497.
"hehe"
-
498.
>Her mane flies freely in the wind as she smiles
-
499.
>Ever since her mother passed away she visits the park regularly. The swing is her favorite
-
500.
>As she's giddily swaying in the air, she hears somepony yell out to her
-
501.
>"Stop."
-
502.
>Derpy looks around but doesn't see anypony, only the treetops and the sky
-
503.
>She continues swinging her body and hooves in rhythm
-
504.
>"Stop that swing."
-
505.
>Derpy hears the voice again, whoever it is sounds angry
-
506.
>"I said. Stop."
-
507.
>Derpy refrains from kicking her legs, the swing slowly but surely comes to a stop
-
508.
>Now back on the ground, Derpy's left eye spots two fillies standing in front of her
-
509.
>Her right eye still watching the clouds
-
510.
>"Are you deaf?" asks the pinkish colored filly
-
511.
>Derpy takes a moment to process the question
-
512.
"no"
-
513.
>"Could have fooled me. Anyway this is our park and there is a fee."
-
514.
>Derpy stares blanky at the filly speaking to her.
-
515.
>"Hello?"
-
516.
"hi my name's derpy"
-
517.
>The gray filly chimes in
-
518.
>"What kind of name is that?"
-
519.
>Derpy is about to respond but Diamond Tiara cuts her off
-
520.
>"A dumb one, but who cares. You owe us money."
-
521.
>Derpy looks confused
-
522.
"i do?"
-
523.
>Diamond Tiara rolls her eyes while Silver Spoon picks up
-
524.
>"Are you slow or something?"
-
525.
>Derpy looks at the ground and doesn't respond
-
526.
>Diamond Tiara continues
-
527.
>"Whatever, you owe us 6 bits. Hoof it over."
-
528.
>Derpy looks at her genuinely baffled
-
529.
>"The normal rate is 2 bits, but since you are an adult the price is trebled."
-
530.
>Diamond Tiara delivers the last tidbit with a proud smile
-
531.
>That smile quickly disappears when she receives Derpy's reply
-
532.
"i don't have any bits"
-
533.
>"Seriously? Don't you have a job or something."
-
534.
>Derpy continues to look at the ground
-
535.
"...no"
-
536.
>Diamond Tiara facepalms with her hoof in frustration
-
537.
>"Aren't you a little old to still be playing at the park?"
-
538.
>Silver Spoon adjusts her glasses while questioning Derpy
-
539.
>Derpy looks up at her with a tear in her eye
-
540.
"i like it here..."
-
541.
>Silver Spoon smirks
-
542.
>"Hey DT, check it out. I think she's crying."
-
543.
>Diamond Tiara walks up closer as Derpy starts to sniffle
-
544.
>Another tear rolling down her cheek
-
545.
>"Oh my, you're right!"
-
546.
>The two fillies point their hooves at Derpy and laugh
-
547.
>This only causes Derpy to openly start bawling
-
548.
>"Big stupid crybaby, haha!"
-
549.
>The laughter continues as Derpy runs away from the troublemakers, warm tears running down her face
-
550.
-
551.
>Anon holds Derpy for a few more minutes
-
552.
>By the time he lets go she's finishing up the last of her weeping
-
553.
>Looking up at him with teary eyes she makes a request
-
554.
>"can i go home with you"
-
555.
>Anon smiles
-
556.
"Absolutely."
-
557.
>By the time they arrive at Anon's house Derpy is back to her bubbly self
-
558.
"Are you hungry at all?"
-
559.
>Derpy nods excitedly
-
560.
"Good, because I'm starving."
-
561.
>Anon walks into the kitchen, Derpy follows him
-
562.
>He pulls out the leftover tomato soup that he had from earlier and begins heating it up on the stove
-
563.
"This is going to take a few minutes, why don't you get comfortable on the couch."
-
564.
>Derpy continues watching Anon without saying anything
-
565.
>Her tongue lazily hangs out of the corner of her mouth as she smiles
-
566.
"Or you can wait here, that works too."
-
567.
>Anon gets out two bowls and places them on the table
-
568.
>He walks over to the counter and grabs the loaf of bread
-
569.
>Derpy's eyes try to keep up with his movements but only one of them ever seems to be able to track him
-
570.
>He rips off a small piece from the loaf and hands it to Derpy
-
571.
>She looks at it for a moment before taking it with her mouth
-
572.
>Anon goes back to the counter and rips off two chunks and sets them next to the bowls
-
573.
>As he goes to check on the soup, Derpy's attention turns to the bread chunks sitting on the table
-
574.
>Anon puts his hand above the pot to gauge the temperature.
-
575.
>His hand heats up quickly, but not to the point of burning
-
576.
"I think it's ready"
-
577.
>As he looks over at Derpy she freezes
-
578.
>She has a lump of bread sticking out of her mouth
-
579.
"That was supposed to go with the soup"
-
580.
>He also notices that the other piece is missing from the table
-
581.
>He sighs
-
582.
"It's fine I have more."
-
583.
>She slowly resumes chewing
-
584.
>He brings over the first bowl to the pot
-
585.
>With a wooden ladle he scoops up the red liquid and pours it in the bowl
-
586.
>He walks over to the table and places the bowl down
-
587.
"Alright, here's yours. Be careful, it's hot"
-
588.
>Anon grabs the other bowl and brings it over to the stove
-
589.
>As if on cue he hears a splatter of liquid behind him
-
590.
>"thbpttt!"
-
591.
>Derpy is sticking her tongue out with soup dripping out of her mouth
-
592.
"I told you it was hot"
-
593.
>Anon walks over and checks on her
-
594.
"Are you okay?"
-
595.
>With her tongue still sticking out, she nods
-
596.
"Okay, let me see that bowl"
-
597.
>Anon bends down and starts to blow on the soup
-
598.
>Derpy tilts her head as she watches him with interest
-
599.
>"what are you doing?"
-
600.
>Between blows he responds
-
601.
"I'm cooling it off for you"
-
602.
>"okay"
-
603.
>After a full minute of blowing, he dips his finger inside the bowl
-
604.
>It's warm but it's no longer hot
-
605.
"Alright, it's safe now"
-
606.
>As Anon walks back to the stove Derpy eyes her bowl cautiously
-
607.
>Anon returns to the table with his bowl and sits down
-
608.
>He notices that Derpy is still observing her bowl
-
609.
"Go ahead and eat it before it gets cold, it won't hurt you anymore."
-
610.
>"okay"
-
611.
>Derpy sticks her face in the bowl and begins slurping it up
-
612.
>"mhmm"
-
613.
>Anon smirks as he brings his bowl to his lips
-
614.
>With a long sip he takes a hearty gulp of the comforting soup
-
615.
>He puts his bowl down and looks for his piece of bread
-
616.
"Oh, right."
-
617.
>He walks over to the counter and grabs another piece
-
618.
>With bread in hand he dips it inside of the remaining tomato soup
-
619.
>He watches Derpy avidly lick her bowl clean as he finishes his meal
-
620.
>Anon stands up and brings his empty bowl to the sink
-
621.
>As he's rinsing it off he feels a sudden nudge in his side
-
622.
>It's Derpy
-
623.
>He looks down at her and then at his shirt
-
624.
>Her face is messy with soup stains, and his shirt now has a tomato blotch where she poked him
-
625.
>"more?"
-
626.
"Sorry Derp, that's all that was left."
-
627.
>She frowns
-
628.
"But."
-
629.
>"...but?"
-
630.
>A devious smile appears on Anon's face
-
631.
"I have dessert for later."
-
632.
>Derpy gets excited and flaps her wings
-
633.
>"yay!"
-
634.
>Anon puts the washcloth under warm water
-
635.
>After draining it he kneels down next to Derpy and starts to clean her face
-
636.
>As if her body is getting used to it she puts up less resistance as he rubs her mouth and cheeks
-
637.
"Alright, you are as good as new"
-
638.
>Derpy looks confused
-
639.
>"i am?"
-
640.
>Anon chuckles
-
641.
"It's a figure of speech, at least where I'm from"
-
642.
>Not fully understanding she doesn't question it further
-
643.
>"okay"
-
644.
>Anon walks into the living room and looks down at his shirt, remembering the soup stain Derpy graciously gifted him
-
645.
>He takes it off and tosses it on the ground in a random direction
-
646.
>Derpy inquisitively walks up to him and inspects his shirtless form
-
647.
>As her eyes swirl around taking everything in, Anon positions himself into a double biceps pose
-
648.
"Like what you see huh?"
-
649.
>She doesn't respond as she stares at him
-
650.
>Enjoying the attention he puts his arms over his head and behind his back, tightening his abs
-
651.
>Without warning she boops him in the belly button with her snoot
-
652.
>He lets out a high pitched laugh
-
653.
"Haaah!"
-
654.
>Derpy smiles as she boops him again
-
655.
"Hey, that tickles"
-
656.
>He rustles her mane as he makes his way to the couch
-
657.
>As he sits down Derpy flies up and lands next to him
-
658.
>She scooches over so that she's pressed up against him
-
659.
"You certainly aren't bashful, that's good."
-
660.
>Derpy has a perplexed expression on her face
-
661.
>Anon wraps his arm around her
-
662.
"You see Derpy, were friends right?"
-
663.
>She nods as she focuses all of her attention on Anon
-
664.
>"y-yes"
-
665.
>He gives her a reassuring smile
-
666.
"We certainly are. Which brings me to my next point. Friends like to do things for friends."
-
667.
>"they do?"
-
668.
"Yes, like how I shared my soup with you."
-
669.
>"oh okay"
-
670.
>Anon's smile widens
-
671.
"And there are other things friends like to share. More intimate things."
-
672.
>With his free hand he grabs one of her forehooves
-
673.
>Blushing and looking slightly confused, Derpy watches Anon fondle her hoof
-
674.
>He drags his fingertip lightly across the surface of her frog
-
675.
>She lets out a little gasp at the unfamiliar sensation
-
676.
>Next he brings her hoof to his mouth and gently kisses it
-
677.
>Derpy's face continues to turn more red
-
678.
>She doesn't understand what's going on but her heart is racing
-
679.
>Anon slowly brings her hoof to his groin area and begins to have her pet his pants
-
680.
>With his hand guiding her hoof she rubs where his already slightly erect member is forming a bulge
-
681.
"Yeah...like that."
-
682.
>Anon lets go of her hoof and lays back on the sofa
-
683.
>Without his hand guiding her, Derpy isn't sure on what to do
-
684.
>She quizzically pokes the bump in his pants
-
685.
>"anon what's this?"
-
686.
"Unf, keep going and you will find out."
-
687.
>Anon's dick starts to twitch as she continues to prod him through the pants
-
688.
>Now at full mast, his cock feels strangled underneath the textile prison
-
689.
>Yearning to break free, he pulls down his pants and lets his cock loose
-
690.
>Flopping down and then up, it stands on display at the ready
-
691.
>Derpy opens her mouth in surprise as she gazes at the green human appendage
-
692.
>It twitches again as if it notices her presence
-
693.
"Meet Mr. Anon, he's going to be your new friend."
-
694.
>Derpy continues to stare in surprise
-
695.
>Anon takes his arm that was wrapped around her and places his hand behind her head
-
696.
""Alright Derpy I need you to say hi to Mr. Anon."
-
697.
>She's still staring at it
-
698.
"Well? Introduce yourself."
-
699.
>"hi mr anon...im derpy hooves"
-
700.
>She gives his cock an awkward smile
-
701.
"Good, now give him a kiss. As friends do."
-
702.
>Once again Derpy looks confused
-
703.
>He brings her head down next to his penis
-
704.
"Here, I'll help you."
-
705.
>One of her eyes is looking straight at it and her other eye is looking up at Anon
-
706.
>He guides her snoot to his cock in hopes she will kiss it, however she sticks her nose directly on the tip and takes a big whiff
-
707.
"Ah...Mr. Anon likes that too."
-
708.
>Derpy pulls her head back slightly and wrinkles her nose
-
709.
>"mr anon is smelly"
-
710.
>Anon ignores her comment
-
711.
"Open your mouth so Mr. Anon can take a peek. Only use your lips and tongue to show him around."
-
712.
>Anon brings her head back down to his cock
-
713.
>Derpy has her mouth cracked open
-
714.
>He presses his dick against her lips but her mouth isn't open far enough
-
715.
>He can feel his dick starting to get impatient
-
716.
"Open wide and say Ahhh"
-
717.
>Derpy slowly opens her mouth more
-
718.
>Anon wastes no time entering the breach
-
719.
>"Ahh-grlgglgl"
-
720.
>Her eyes go wide and she starts gurgling as his cock fills up her mouth and reaches her throat
-
721.
"Oh, fuck yeah. Stay there like that."
-
722.
>Anon tries to thrust back and forth but her teeth are starting to pinch him
-
723.
"Ow! Open up open up!"
-
724.
>Not waiting on her slow reaction he grabs her mouth with his hand and begins to pry
-
725.
>Gaining enough wiggle room he pulls back his hips and out comes Mr. Anon
-
726.
>It flops on Derpy's face, landing on her forehead
-
727.
>Without delay Anon inspects his penis and everything looks intact
-
728.
"Whew. That could have been bad."
-
729.
>'Maybe shoving my dick down the throat of a special needs pony isn't the best idea' Anon thinks to himself
-
730.
>"stinky..."
-
731.
>Anon looks down and forgot he still has her head pressed down
-
732.
>His saliva covered cock is planted directly on her face, her nose buried in his balls
-
733.
>He lets her head go and she bobs back up to her sitting position
-
734.
>Anon's cock is still throbbing so he moves to the next logical step
-
735.
>As he stands up off of the couch his pants drop down to his ankles
-
736.
>Derpy monitors him as he maneuvers in front of her
-
737.
>She's flustered and still unsure of what's happening
-
738.
>"anon?"
-
739.
>She looks up at him innocently as he hovers over her
-
740.
>With an almost crazed smile and cock pointing at her he explains
-
741.
"Okay Derpy, I need you to stand up and show me your butt."
-
742.
>Derpy continues sitting there, she's staring at his cock
-
743.
"Mr. Anon wants to visit your special place."
-
744.
>Derpy doesn't know what he's talking about but she does as she's told
-
745.
>"o-okay"
-
746.
>She stands up on the couch and turns around with her butt facing him
-
747.
>Anon takes a good look at her squishy behind and is tempted to slap it
-
748.
>He giddily refrains but he places his face on her flank
-
749.
>It's soft but meaty
-
750.
>He closes his eyes with a large smile across his face
-
751.
"Heavenly."
-
752.
>Derpy blushes as she feels him embracing her butt
-
753.
>She moves her head sideways to try and see what's going on, but she's greeted with a view of the ceiling in one eye and the kitchen with the other
-
754.
>As Anon snuggles his face against her butt he realizes that his cock has been waiting
-
755.
>Only a glorious ass could distract him away from his true goal
-
756.
>His eyes wander below her ponut, finding the target
-
757.
>Her marehood is in full view, her clitoris winking rhythmically
-
758.
>Anon's cock somehow grows even more as he takes it all in
-
759.
>Her big ass and ponut, and her mottled vulva just asking for it
-
760.
>He licks his pointer and middle fingers
-
761.
"I'm going in, please relax."
-
762.
>Barely containing an excited giggle, he reaches his hand out
-
763.
>As his moist fingers touch her vulva, something unexpected happens
-
764.
>Without warning her rear left hoof kicks him in the stomach
-
765.
"Gah!"
-
766.
>Shocked and reeling in pain, Anon falls backwards onto the coffee table
-
767.
>With a loud thud he lands on his back
-
768.
>He loses consciousness for a moment
-
769.
>When he regains his senses he wakes up to a teary eyed pegasus poking his face with her snoot
-
770.
"Urghh..."
-
771.
>As Anon remembers what happened he becomes enraged
-
772.
>Filled with adrenaline he jumps off of the coffee table
-
773.
"What the FUCK was that? Are you crazy!?"
-
774.
>He looks down at Derpy expecting an answer
-
775.
>She looks up at him and is sniffling but she doesn't say anything
-
776.
>Her silence only makes him more angry
-
777.
"Well? Say something damnit!"
-
778.
>Anon looks down at his stomach and sees a bruise starting to form inside the hoofprint indent
-
779.
>He puts his hand on it but pulls it back when it stings
-
780.
>"m-mommy taught me to kick if somepony touches me there...im sorry"
-
781.
>Still in a rage he lashes out at her
-
782.
"Oh? I guess that makes it all okay because of your STUPID MOMMY."
-
783.
>Derpy scrunches her face for a moment and then begins to bawl
-
784.
>Anon's adrenaline begins to fade
-
785.
>As he watches her cry he realizes what he just did
-
786.
"Derpy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean any of that..."
-
787.
>He walks towards her but she flinches
-
788.
>In that moment Anon thinks about how messed up his initial intentions with her were
-
789.
>Getting the slow mare in town to bed for an easy lay
-
790.
>But things are different now
-
791.
>He actually cares about her and doesn't want to see her get hurt
-
792.
>She has feelings too
-
793.
"Look, I just-"
-
794.
>Before he could finish his sentence Derpy runs out of the front door
-
795.
>He goes to chase her but she's already in the air
-
796.
>She looks back at Anon, her face full of despair with tears flowing
-
797.
>Anon puts his hand out towards her but she turns and flies away
-
798.
"Fuck!"
-
799.
>As Anon curses at his predicament he notices that he's completely naked
-
800.
>And that he still has a boner
-
801.
>Berry Punch is leaning out of her window tending to her shrubbery
-
802.
>As she's fluffing her bush she notices the green man and his cock
-
803.
>She peers over at him with curiosity
-
804.
>Anon covers his dick and runs back into the house
-
805.
>He kicks the coffee table over
-
806.
"Shit!"
-
807.
>His adrenaline pumping again as his temper tantrum resumes
-
808.
>He stomps angrily around the living room with his cock flopping around
-
809.
>He looks down at the bruise on his stomach and tries touching it again
-
810.
"Ow!"
-
811.
>Pulling his hand back he walks into the bathroom
-
812.
>He eyes up the bottle of lotion and reluctantly grabs it
-
813.
"I was supposed to get MARE pussy today, not this faggot hand again."
-
814.
>With a sigh of defeat he applies lotion on his dick and starts rubbing it in
-
815.
"Who is it going to be today."
-
816.
>Anon ponders all the hot mares in town and who's the most qualified to fictionally milk his seed
-
817.
"Fluttershy."
-
818.
>Feeling mixed emotions at the mention of her name, she's the mare he wants right now
-
819.
>Someone kind and understanding
-
820.
>He starts to stroke himself as he thinks about the cute noises she will make as he takes her from behind
-
821.
>When Anon first arrived in Ponyville Fluttershy took an interest in him
-
822.
>She offered him a place to stay while his house was still being built
-
823.
>Although, that was extremely short-lived
-
824.
-
825.
>"Anon, what are you doing?"
-
826.
>Fluttershy whisper yells at him as he has her pinned down on the lounge
-
827.
>He has one arm pressing her face down and the other is undoing his pants as his hips are grinding on her butt
-
828.
>When his pants drop, an erect Mr. Anon pops out and finds itself pressed against Fluttershy's warm ass
-
829.
>Her eyes go wide when she feels his dick on her butt
-
830.
>She gets more frantic and manages to actually break the whisper barrier
-
831.
>"Stop!!!"
-
832.
>Anon freezes, realizing something is wrong
-
833.
"Um, is there a problem?"
-
834.
>Fluttershy's face turns red with anger
-
835.
>As Anon lets go of her she flies up to his face
-
836.
>"Is there a problem? Is there a PROBLEM?!"
-
837.
>Anon is taken aback by the sudden change in atmosphere
-
838.
>"You just..."
-
839.
>She pauses and looks down at his still hard penis
-
840.
>Wanting to put space in between them, she flies backwards towards the ceiling
-
841.
>"You just tried to rape me mister!"
-
842.
>Fluttershy's tone is now back to hard whispering
-
843.
>Anon's jaw drops at the dire accusation
-
844.
>Angel is standing nearby making rude gestures
-
845.
-
846.
>It turns out that just because a mare invited him over doesn't mean that she wanted the dick
-
847.
>A tough but important lesson for Anon
-
848.
>Ever since that incident the other elements of harmony tend to avoid him
-
849.
>He increases the pace, stroking himself to finish
-
850.
"Oh yeah. Fluttershy..."
-
851.
>In his mind he's plapping her pussy while she's looking back at him with hearts in her eyes
-
852.
>Unable to hold back any longer, he lets his load fly loose
-
853.
"Ahhh, Fluttershy!"
-
854.
>Some of it squirts in the sink, the rest plops unceremoniously to the bathroom floor
-
855.
>As he slonks his meat draining the rest, he is hit with a wave of negativity instead of the post-nut clarity he was seeking
-
856.
>Not bothering with cleaning up he goes to his bedroom
-
857.
>He carefully gets inside of the bed, wincing when his stomach bends
-
858.
>Mentally and physically exhausted, he closes his eyes and passes out
-
859.
-
860.
-
861.
>The next morning he grunts as he gets out of bed
-
862.
>The sharp stabbing in his gut reminding him of yesterday's events
-
863.
"Damn."
-
864.
>Anon gets dressed for work and leaves his house
-
865.
>As he's walking to the cafe he spots Silver Spoon
-
866.
>Surprisingly she is by herself
-
867.
>With a pompous gait she makes her way over to him
-
868.
>"Good morning, Ape."
-
869.
>Groggy with dark bags under his eyes and feeling as though he was kicked by a horse, he cannot even manage a fake smile
-
870.
"Aren't you supposed to be in school? And where's your boss."
-
871.
>Silver Spoon's face turns red in embarrassment
-
872.
>"W-who do you mean, and I don't have school today, it's Saturday."
-
873.
>Anon rubs his chin
-
874.
"Oh, I guess it is the weekend. I really need to get a new job."
-
875.
>With the conversation over Anon resumes his journey to Café Hay
-
876.
>Silver Spoon positions herself in front of Anon trying to stop him
-
877.
>He continues walking as though she's not there
-
878.
>"Hey, what are-"
-
879.
>The gray filly falls over as Anon powers through her blockade attempt
-
880.
>Her glasses fall off to the ground
-
881.
>"Get back here y-you brute!"
-
882.
>As she fumbles around on the ground trying to find her glasses, Anon simply ignores her and keeps going
-
883.
>Anon hears screeching behind him but he doesn't care
-
884.
>As he plods on he starts to think about the mares in town
-
885.
>None of them give him the time of day
-
886.
>Except for one
-
887.
>The dopey pegasus with a fat butt
-
888.
>Anon smiles as he vividly remembers placing his face on her flank
-
889.
>His smile fades as he realizes he may not get that chance again
-
890.
>As he arrives at the cafe he walks around to the back entrance
-
891.
>Opening the door he's greeted with a mess to clean up
-
892.
>Dishes piled up, the garbage bin overflowing, and messy countertops galore
-
893.
>The closing ponies always leave plenty for him to do
-
894.
>With a sigh he grabs his apron and gets to work
-
895.
-
896.
>After what feels like an excruciatingly long shift, he hangs up his apron and walks out the back
-
897.
>He takes a moment to stretch, being careful as to not agitate his bruised stomach
-
898.
"Derpy..."
-
899.
>He sets off to what is becoming a frequent destination
-
900.
>Along the way he sees the normal townsponies for this time of day going about their business
-
901.
>A few of them acknowledge his existence, he nods back or waves
-
902.
>Some do their best to pretend that the strange green monkey man does not inhabit their peaceful town
-
903.
>And then there are the others who are completely oblivious and in their own lane
-
904.
>A small pony zooms by on a scooter, her tiny wings assisting her propulsion
-
905.
>Anon smirks and moves out of her way
-
906.
>As he approaches the playground, he spots trouble
-
907.
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are hanging out at the entrance
-
908.
>"Well well well, what do we have here."
-
909.
>Diamond Tiara eyes him up as she paces back and forth
-
910.
>Silver Spoon has her head held up high and is ignoring Anon
-
911.
"Your Highness. To what do I owe the honor of your presence."
-
912.
>Anon gives her a slight bow but makes sure not to go too low due to his bruise
-
913.
"I'm caught up on all of my dues."
-
914.
>Diamond Tiara frowns
-
915.
>"Hmph. I guess you have been a good little subject. How mundane."
-
916.
>Anon takes pleasure in her frustration
-
917.
>He looks around inside the park but does not see anyone else
-
918.
>With an eyebrow raised Diamond Tiara watches Anon
-
919.
>"Looking for somepony?"
-
920.
>Anon returns his attention back to her
-
921.
"As a matter of fact, I am."
-
922.
>She rolls her eyes in disgust
-
923.
>"So you really are some kind of perv."
-
924.
>Blushing, Silver Spoon looks up at Anon but turns her head when he returns her gaze
-
925.
"No, I'm looking for a mare. A gray pegasus. Blonde mane. Have you seen her"
-
926.
>Diamond Tiara pretends to be in deep thought
-
927.
>"Hmmm, no. Can't say that I have."
-
928.
>Anon frowns
-
929.
>"She's that important? Is she your lover or something?"
-
930.
>Silver Spoon's attention is back to Anon, waiting on his reply
-
931.
"Um...no. We're friends."
-
932.
>"Haha yeah, right okay. Why would you be looking for her here anyway."
-
933.
>Anon blushes in embarrassment
-
934.
"Uh, well she's a little slow and likes to play here. Her name is Derpy Hooves"
-
935.
>"The pony with messed up eyes? Talks funny?"
-
936.
>Anon smiles and nods
-
937.
>Diamond Tiara's typical smugness returns
-
938.
>"5 bits."
-
939.
>Anon's smile turns into a scowl
-
940.
"Really?"
-
941.
>Diamond Tiara let's out a little yawn
-
942.
>"Really."
-
943.
>Anon feels like squeezing her face but reaches inside of his pocket instead
-
944.
"Here."
-
945.
>Before responding she counts the bits
-
946.
>"I saw her flying around earlier. Near here."
-
947.
>Anon processes the sparse information
-
948.
"Anything else?"
-
949.
>"Nope, that's it. Goodbye loser."
-
950.
>And with that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walk away
-
951.
"Damn."
-
952.
>Anon looks to the skies but does not see any sign of Derpy so he starts walking to her house
-
953.
>As he's walking he's thinking about what he's going to say to her
-
954.
>After raking his brain over the idea coals, nothing solid comes to mind
-
955.
"I'm sorry? I'm sorry for yelling? I'm sorry for being mean? Let me touch your butt? Gah, I don't know."
-
956.
>Cheerilee gives him an uncomfortable smile as she passes by
-
957.
>Her saddlebags filled with heads of lettuce and carrots
-
958.
>Deep in thought and muttering to himself he doesn't even notice her
-
959.
>Before long Anon arrives at Derpy's not so well-kept residence
-
960.
>Taking a deep breath he knocks on the door
-
961.
>After waiting several moments nothing happens
-
962.
>He knocks on the door again
-
963.
>Still no response
-
964.
>As he goes to look inside one of the windows the door opens
-
965.
>"...Hello?"
-
966.
>Anon turns around and walks over to the door
-
967.
"Hello I-"
-
968.
>He stops mid sentence when the zebra wearing a white uniform starts to close the door
-
969.
>With a startled expression she keeps the door ajar as she hides behind it
-
970.
>"Who are you?"
-
971.
>With her thick zebra accent she questions him
-
972.
"My name is Anon. I'm here to see Derpy."
-
973.
>Still eyeing him with suspicion she continues to grill him
-
974.
>"Ms. Hooves does not get visitors."
-
975.
>Again with the barely understandable accent
-
976.
"I'm her friend."
-
977.
>Anon notices that she's wearing a white hat with a red cross on it
-
978.
>"Ms. Hooves does not have any friends."
-
979.
>Starting to lose his patience Anon tries his best to stay calm
-
980.
"Look, I'm her friend. My name is Anonymous. I live in Ponyville, I have a job at the cafe. I just want to see her."
-
981.
>The zebra finally appears to lower some of her defenses
-
982.
>"Ms. Hooves is currently occupied, I can take your message."
-
983.
>Anon sighs knowing that this is the best he's going to get without the situation escalating
-
984.
"Fine. Tell her to meet Anon at the playground tomorrow, the usual time."
-
985.
>The nurse nods and then slams the door
-
986.
>Anon stands there for a moment and shakes his head
-
987.
"Fucking ziggers."
-
988.
>Disappointed, he walks home.
-
989.
>For a split second he thinks about hitting up the bar for a few drinks
-
990.
"Nah."
-
991.
>Last time he went there he got turned down by an older single mare
-
992.
>Apparently she's a regular there so it's still a little awkward
-
993.
"I have cider at home anyway."
-
994.
>That reminds him of his neighbor, Berry Punch
-
995.
>She's always carrying saddlebags loaded with bottles
-
996.
>Surely she would be a blast to drink with
-
997.
"Nah."
-
998.
>Anon mentally pats himself on the back, knowing that he would without a doubt get too touchy feely
-
999.
>She seems like a good neighbor and he doesn't want to mess that up
-
1000.
>Arriving at his house he opens the door
-
1001.
>He goes to the kitchen and fixes up some leftovers
-
1002.
>After he's finished he cleans up the living room
-
1003.
>It's still a little chaotic from the previous day's events
-
1004.
>As he walks into the bathroom he feels something sticky on his foot
-
1005.
"Damn."
-
1006.
>As he's cleaning up he's wondering what Derpy is up to
-
1007.
"Is she thinking about me? Will she even meet me tomorrow?"
-
1008.
>Eventually he hits the hay knowing that he has work in the morning
-
1009.
>His last thoughts are of the unique pegasus pony
-
1010.
-
1011.
-
1012.
>Derpy slowly opens her eyes
-
1013.
>One of them is pointing at Lulu's face and the other to the ceiling
-
1014.
>She remembers what the white pony told her before putting her to bed
-
1015.
>"Meet Anon at the park tomorrow."
-
1016.
>Derpy scrunches her face thinking about the unusual creature that recently came into her life
-
1017.
>She hasn't been outside Ponyville since she was young, but she remembers the tales that mommy used to tell her
-
1018.
>Aggressive bird people with sharp beaks and claws
-
1019.
>Large rowdy cow-like creatures that could speak
-
1020.
>And even seaponies who lived in magical underwater cities
-
1021.
>Derpy always enjoyed those stories
-
1022.
>She often found herself looking outside of the window wishing she could go to one of those places
-
1023.
>But mommy didn't allow her to leave the house
-
1024.
-
1025.
"mommy?"
-
1026.
>A small but hopefully pegasus looks up at her mother
-
1027.
>"Yes, what is it dear?"
-
1028.
"can i go outside to play?"
-
1029.
>"Derpy, we've been over this a hundred times. You need to stay in the house."
-
1030.
>Her mother sighs with a frown
-
1031.
"b-but i... play..."
-
1032.
>Tears begin to form in the filly's eyes
-
1033.
>"Listen sweety, you are special. And the world isn't safe for special ponies like you."
-
1034.
>Derpy puts her head down and begins to whimper
-
1035.
>Her mother wraps her into a hug with her wings
-
1036.
>"I'm so sorry sweety."
-
1037.
>Her mother does her best to hold back her own tears
-
1038.
>But eventually she folds and sobs as she holds her special little pony
-
1039.
>"My baby..."
-
1040.
>When her mommy went to sleep she was sad
-
1041.
>She still misses her mommy a lot
-
1042.
>But with her mommy gone, Derpy was excited to explore the town
-
1043.
>Unfortunately she often ended up causing problems for other ponies
-
1044.
>"Hey what's the big idea, I just set up!"
-
1045.
>Derpy shakes her head getting up from the ground
-
1046.
>A knocked over cart with cabbages strewn before her
-
1047.
"...im sorry"
-
1048.
>The elderly stallion just shakes his head and starts gathering his merchandise
-
1049.
>As Derpy started to learn that Ponyville wasn't an easy place to get by in, she mostly contained herself to the playground
-
1050.
>But the colts and fillies never wanted to play with her
-
1051.
>"You're old enough to be my mom, go play tag with someone your own size."
-
1052.
>"Ew, what's wrong with her eyes."
-
1053.
>"Gross."
-
1054.
>That hurt her the most
-
1055.
>Not being able to play with the other ponies
-
1056.
>But she found another playground at the edge of town
-
1057.
>Smaller and worn down, but at least she could play by herself
-
1058.
>Derpy pulls herself out of her blanket
-
1059.
>Before leaving the bed she gives Lulu a kiss on the forehead
-
1060.
"bye bye Lulu"
-
1061.
>Feeling sad when she remembers what Anon said about her mommy
-
1062.
>"Oh? I guess that makes it all okay because of your STUPID MOMMY."
-
1063.
>She makes her way downstairs
-
1064.
>Flying over the mess in the living room she goes to the kitchen
-
1065.
>With a smile beginning to form she excitedly opens the bread box on the table
-
1066.
>The white ponies put food inside for her, like mommy used to do
-
1067.
>Before her lies a loaf of bread and several muffins
-
1068.
>Without delay she begins to scarf down everything in sight
-
1069.
"mmgoodmm"
-
1070.
>She munches
-
1071.
-
1072.
-
1073.
>Anon gives the cook an okay gesture with his fingers
-
1074.
>The brown earth pony with blue mane raises his eyebrow in return
-
1075.
>Through a mouthful of bread, crunchy cucumber slices and other assorted veggies, Anon mumbles to the cook
-
1076.
"Good."
-
1077.
>"Hopefully that's your last one, these are supposed to be the appetizers for the special guest coming later."
-
1078.
>Anon grabs another slider from the tray
-
1079.
>The stallion shrugs and continues preparing the next sandwich
-
1080.
"Special guest? I suppose I won't get to see them. I'm almost done for the day."
-
1081.
>"Apparently it's a singer or some such. Cola-something."
-
1082.
>Anon listens to his coworker as he inhales another mini sandwich
-
1083.
"Coloratura?"
-
1084.
>"Yup, that's the one."
-
1085.
"Cobalt, I know that you don't get out much, but how do you not know Coloratura?"
-
1086.
>Cobalt shrugs
-
1087.
"Razzle Dazzle"
-
1088.
>Anon starts to dance
-
1089.
"Glitz and Glam"
-
1090.
>"Anon, please don't."
-
1091.
>With a big smile Anon continues to bust out the moves
-
1092.
"Turn it all up-"
-
1093.
>Before he can get to the next part everything goes dark
-
1094.
>He feels a damp cloth on his face
-
1095.
>As he takes it off Cobalt chuckles at him
-
1096.
>"Razzle dazzle that. Buckhead."
-
1097.
>Anon sighs
-
1098.
"Fine, I'm out anyway. Have fun."
-
1099.
>Anon grabs another slider before heading out the back
-
1100.
>As Anon approaches the old playground he tries to see if he can spot Derpy
-
1101.
>But he doesn't detect anypony around, not even on the trail
-
1102.
>He walks through the gate and immediately notices that the swing is empty
-
1103.
>That's Derpy's favorite spot
-
1104.
>Not that there's many spots
-
1105.
>The playground is more or less just trees and overgrown gardens
-
1106.
>He checks the rusted jungle gym but she's not there either
-
1107.
"Derpy? Are you here?"
-
1108.
>Anon calls out to the empty air already knowing the reply he would get
-
1109.
>Silence.
-
1110.
"Damnit."
-
1111.
>Anon kicks up some mulch in defeat and walks over to the swing
-
1112.
>He takes a seat and ponders if he should go to her house
-
1113.
"Nah."
-
1114.
>If she's mad enough to not meet him at the park then going to her house would only make things worse
-
1115.
>He sighs and sits there for a few more moments
-
1116.
>He started the day feeling good
-
1117.
>Work was busy but it went quick
-
1118.
>He was really excited to see Derpy
-
1119.
>For some reason he expected her to be over what happened, just because he was over it
-
1120.
>Reality often works differently then expected
-
1121.
>Anon stretches his shoulders and gets up from the swing
-
1122.
>As he's walking home he thinks about his plans for the evening
-
1123.
>Plan A is scrapped, but there is no Plan B
-
1124.
>He could reread his Daring Do series he thinks to himself
-
1125.
"Yeah, that sounds comfy. I'll start over."
-
1126.
>As he walks up to his house his mouth drops in surprise
-
1127.
>Sitting against the front door is a certain gray pegasus
-
1128.
>But something is off
-
1129.
>Her wings are hanging limply to her sides and her head is drooped facing the ground
-
1130.
"D-derpy?"
-
1131.
>He calls her name as he cautiously approaches
-
1132.
>With one hoof slightly raised, she looks up at Anon as he walks towards her
-
1133.
>He restrains the urge to yell, since last time that didn't end well
-
1134.
"What the hay happened to you?"
-
1135.
>She looks back to the ground avoiding the question
-
1136.
>Anon kneels down next to her and carefully lifts her muzzle up
-
1137.
>She sniffles as he brings her head in alignment with his
-
1138.
>Her sad eyes try to look at him
-
1139.
>Only one manages to do so, the other hanging lazily pointing at the ground
-
1140.
"Sweet Celestia..."
-
1141.
>"...i..."
-
1142.
>He patiently waits for her response
-
1143.
>"i fell"
-
1144.
>There is purple swelling all around the eye that is looking at him, the eye is barely open
-
1145.
>The tip of her snoot is bruised with blood and mucus leaking out of her nostrils
-
1146.
>Her lower lip is bleeding and swollen
-
1147.
>As Anon examines her injuries he is reviewing the story in his head
-
1148.
>On one hand, she probably did fall at one point since he last saw her
-
1149.
>But on the other hand, his gut is telling him she got beat up
-
1150.
>His mind quickly races to the zebra nurse
-
1151.
"Did the white ponies do this to you?"
-
1152.
>Derpy shakes her head
-
1153.
>Giving up for now, he just wants to get her in the house
-
1154.
"Ok, we can talk about it more once we get inside."
-
1155.
>He opens the door and walks in behind her
-
1156.
>After closing the door he kneels down next to her
-
1157.
"Derpy, I'm sorry about the other day. Your mommy was a very special pony. Because her daughter is also very special."
-
1158.
>Anon goes in for the hug and hopes his apology was good enough
-
1159.
>He smiles as she hugs him back
-
1160.
>This was no ordinary hug he thought, she was practically squeezing him
-
1161.
>Her light sniffling turns into sobbing
-
1162.
>Anon holds her and tries to soothe her
-
1163.
>With his free hand he runs it through her mane, making sure to rub and scritch
-
1164.
"It's okay Derpy, I'm here for you."
-
1165.
>Derpy’s mind races over what happened to her earlier
-
1166.
-
1167.
>"Well well well, what do we have here."
-
1168.
>Derpy lowers her gaze and looks at the ground
-
1169.
>Silver Spoon walks up to Derpy and forcefully pokes her
-
1170.
>"Hey retard. Your superiors are speaking to you."
-
1171.
>Diamond Tiara has her typical smugness but Silver Spoon is flustered and ill-tempered
-
1172.
>Derpy looks up at them but doesn't say anything
-
1173.
>Diamond Tiara continues with her spiel
-
1174.
>"You still owe us bits from last time. You brought them with you, right?"
-
1175.
>Derpy looks back at the ground
-
1176.
"...no. im not here to play im meeting anon"
-
1177.
>"What did you just say?"
-
1178.
>Silver Spoon confrontationally walks into Derpy's space
-
1179.
"i don't have any bits...sorry"
-
1180.
>Without warning Silver Spoon uses both of her forehooves to jump into Derpy
-
1181.
>As she knocks her off of the swing Derpy yells out in surprise
-
1182.
>Silver Spoon wastes no time and brings her hooves down furiously on Derpy's face
-
1183.
>Derpy feels her snoot being trampled by angry hooves
-
1184.
>She tries to cry out for help but then a hoof slams down on her mouth
-
1185.
>"What the hay are you doing? Get off of her!"
-
1186.
>Diamond Tiara intervenes and tries to grab Silver Spoon away from Derpy
-
1187.
>But Silver Spoon easily pushes her back as adrenaline is flooding her system
-
1188.
>She turns back to her victim and recklessly slams her hoof directly onto Derpy's eye
-
1189.
>"Why does he like a birdbrain like you!"
-
1190.
>She yelps in pain
-
1191.
>"It's not fair!"
-
1192.
>As Silver Spoon winds her hoof back for another swing, she's slammed into the ground by Diamond Tiara
-
1193.
>While on top of Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara sharply stares down at her
-
1194.
>"That's not how we do things!"
-
1195.
>Silver Spoon grits her teeth and rolls Diamond Tiara off of her
-
1196.
>"I was teaching her a lesson."
-
1197.
>Derpy moans in pain while the two fillies quarrel
-
1198.
>"Wait, do you actually have a crush on that monkey freak?"
-
1199.
>With venom, Diamond Tiara interrogates her peer
-
1200.
>Silver Spoon blushes and turns her head away when responding
-
1201.
>"N-no...that would be ridiculous."
-
1202.
>Diamond Tiara's face wrinkles in disgust
-
1203.
>"Oh my gosh, that's so gross."
-
1204.
>Silver Spoon lifts her muzzle high with pride
-
1205.
>"Whatever, you're not my boss."
-
1206.
>Diamond Tiara shakes her head and walks over to Derpy
-
1207.
>Derpy groans as Diamond Tiara helps her get up
-
1208.
>"Yeah, real cool DT, taking the retard's side."
-
1209.
>Diamond Tiara simply glares at her
-
1210.
>Silver Spoon looks at Derpy and snarls
-
1211.
>"If you tell anypony about this I'm going to beat up Anon. Way worse than you got."
-
1212.
>As Derpy leans against Diamond Tiara all she can muster is an awkward wailing sob
-
1213.
>Without any more words Silver Spoon turns around and leaves
-
1214.
-
1215.
>Anon pats Derpy's back as she squeezes him
-
1216.
>Eventually her grasp on him eases up
-
1217.
"Come on, I need to get you fixed up."
-
1218.
>He breaks the hug
-
1219.
>No longer crying, but still teary eyed, she looks up at him and nods
-
1220.
>Anon walks to the bathroom with the frazzled ditzy mare in tow
-
1221.
>Her wings return to her back instead of dragging on the ground
-
1222.
>She finds her spirits rising in the presence of Anon
-
1223.
>He rummages through the closet and picks out a few packages and bottles
-
1224.
"This. And that...and this."
-
1225.
>He puts everything on top of the sink counter and starts unwrapping some of the packages
-
1226.
"Derpy I am going to clean your face, I'll need you to stand near the sink."
-
1227.
>Anon turns on the faucet letting it heat up
-
1228.
>"okay"
-
1229.
>As he fills the cup with warm water, Derpy stands next to him
-
1230.
>He puts a bar of soap in the cup
-
1231.
>Derpy watches curiously as it bobs up and down
-
1232.
"Warm soapy water coming right up. You will be as good as new in no time."
-
1233.
>Anon picks up a swab and dips it in the soapy water and swirls it around
-
1234.
"This is going to sting, but I promise it's for your own good."
-
1235.
>Derpy gulps and reluctantly nods
-
1236.
>He grasps her head with one hand and steadies the swab with his other
-
1237.
>He gently brings it down on the bruise around her eye
-
1238.
>As he gently blots around the eye he can feel Derpy tensing up from the pain
-
1239.
>"ow"
-
1240.
"You're doing great, we're almost done with this part."
-
1241.
>After a few more blots he takes a look at his handiwork
-
1242.
>He knows what she really needs is ice
-
1243.
>But he only has cool storage in his house, not a freezer
-
1244.
>At least he can clean the area for now
-
1245.
"Alright, time to wash up your snoofer"
-
1246.
>He pats her on the head and she smiles
-
1247.
"Smiling ponies heal faster is what my old grandpappy used to say."
-
1248.
>"really?"
-
1249.
"Well, no. He wasn't a horse, but the same principle applies."
-
1250.
>Derpy waits patiently as Anon prepares for the next procedure
-
1251.
>He fills up another cup with water only
-
1252.
"Alright Derpy I'll need you to hold your face over the sink."
-
1253.
>Derpy pushes her head forward so that it's hovering above the white porcelain crater
-
1254.
"This shouldn't be as bad."
-
1255.
>He slowly pours the water over her aggrieved nose and mouth
-
1256.
>She winces in pain but keeps her head in position
-
1257.
"Almost done."
-
1258.
>Next he grabs the cup of soapy water and applies it to her face
-
1259.
>With a small medical grade square cloth he starts to lightly tap her face soaking up the excess water
-
1260.
>Derpy grunts in discomfort several times but it's eventually over
-
1261.
"And now for the ointment."
-
1262.
>Derpy frowns
-
1263.
>"how many more parts?"
-
1264.
>He pats her head again
-
1265.
"Last one."
-
1266.
>"okay"
-
1267.
>Derpy watches him as he dips a fresh swab into a small jar
-
1268.
>Once again he grabs her face and begins to apply the ointment
-
1269.
>Derpy gasps at the cooling sensation
-
1270.
"And done. Be careful not to rub it all off immediately."
-
1271.
>She unconvincingly nods to Anon
-
1272.
>He starts to put away his ramshackle first aid kit
-
1273.
"If you could give me a few minutes though, that would be great."
-
1274.
>As he puts the last of the supplies away he returns his attention back to the pony sitting on his bathroom floor
-
1275.
"Ahem, a little privacy please?"
-
1276.
>Derpy looks up at Anon smiling
-
1277.
"Well if you want to stay I guess that's fine."
-
1278.
>Anon walks over to the toilet and then glances at Derpy
-
1279.
"Okay, I guess you really want to see."
-
1280.
>He unbuttons his pants and out flops his dick
-
1281.
>Derpy tilts her head to the side as she tries to get a different angle with her eyes
-
1282.
>"mr anon?"
-
1283.
>He looks over at her and realizes he might be getting turned on with her staring at it like that
-
1284.
>He pulls his pants back up
-
1285.
"Okay, I actually need a little bit of privacy."
-
1286.
>He leads her out of the bathroom and then closes the door behind him
-
1287.
>He's half expecting the door to open up at any second, but it stays shut
-
1288.
>After taking a piss in peace he walks outside to the living room
-
1289.
>He panics when he doesn't see the gray pegasus
-
1290.
"Derpy?"
-
1291.
>He hears a thud coming from his room
-
1292.
"Sigh."
-
1293.
>At a brisk pace he heads to his room hopeful that nothing broke, and that she's okay
-
1294.
>As he enters the room he notices that his closet is open
-
1295.
>Boxes, clothes, and other random articles are scattered across his room
-
1296.
"How in Celestia-"
-
1297.
>Derpy is sitting on the ground
-
1298.
>She has her face questionably close to an open magazine
-
1299.
>With an intense stare all of her attention is absorbed
-
1300.
>As he walks further into the room he realizes what she's looking at
-
1301.
>Or at least has a relatively good idea
-
1302.
>He walks over to her while talking
-
1303.
"Uh, I see you are an enjoyer of light reading."
-
1304.
>He looks down and confirms his guess, it's an older issue of Kirin Fever
-
1305.
>She pays him no mind as she blushes at the sight before her
-
1306.
>An assortment of Kirin locked in some giant orgy ritual
-
1307.
>He grabs the magazine from her and starts going through some of the pages
-
1308.
>Derpy gets up and tries to peek
-
1309.
>Unfortunately her eyes aren't cooperating so she ends up walking in mini circles
-
1310.
"Not bad, I forgot I had this one."
-
1311.
>Anon closes the mag and stuffs it into a random box that fell out of his closet
-
1312.
>Derpy goes to investigate but Anon blocks her path
-
1313.
>With arms folded he looks down at her
-
1314.
"You can look at that another time if you're so interested. However, you never told me what happened to you."
-
1315.
>Derpy's smile disappears in an instant
-
1316.
>She looks away as she mumbles something
-
1317.
>Anon puts his hand to his ear
-
1318.
"What's that? Can't hear you."
-
1319.
>"...i fell"
-
1320.
>Anon sighs as he walks in front of where her head is pointing
-
1321.
>She tilts her head sideways so one of her eyes can look at him
-
1322.
"You know that I know that's not what happened."
-
1323.
>The rest of Derpy's body twists to align with her head as she sits down
-
1324.
>With her head still at an awkward angle, she continues to look at Anon while scrunching her face
-
1325.
"I'll give you a carrot."
-
1326.
>Her ears perk up at the mention of food
-
1327.
>Anon smirks as he confirms her weakness
-
1328.
>With a deflated expression she returns her head to a normal posture
-
1329.
>"...im not allowed to talk about it"
-
1330.
>Anon raises his eyebrow, this is definitely getting more suspicious
-
1331.
"Can you tell me who did it? Was it that white pony that I saw at your house?"
-
1332.
>Derpy doesn't hesitate to respond
-
1333.
>"zende's not nice like mommy but she never hurt me"
-
1334.
>He eyes her up but doesn't identify anything off about her mannerisms
-
1335.
"And what about the other white ponies?"
-
1336.
>She confidently shakes her head back and forth
-
1337.
"I never thought I'd be playing Guess Who with a talking horse."
-
1338.
>Derpy wrinkles her nose
-
1339.
>"who what?"
-
1340.
"Exactly Derpy, who did it."
-
1341.
>She sits there not saying anything
-
1342.
"I know, come with me."
-
1343.
>Anon leaves the bedroom, he looks behind him to make sure she is following
-
1344.
>He makes his way to the kitchen and opens the pantry
-
1345.
>His eyes wander to the orange blob sitting on the shelf
-
1346.
>Taking one off of the stack, he turns around and holds out the carrot to Derpy
-
1347.
>She goes to bite into it but he pulls it away
-
1348.
"Ah ah ah, not so fast."
-
1349.
>She pouts as he wiggles his finger at her
-
1350.
"Was it somepony in Ponyville?"
-
1351.
>She nods
-
1352.
>He breaks off a small piece of the carrot and hands it to her
-
1353.
>She eagerly accepts
-
1354.
>Anon smiles as he watches his strategy begin to unfold
-
1355.
"Was it a stallion?"
-
1356.
>Derpy shakes her head as she's chewing the chunk of carrot
-
1357.
>He breaks off another piece which she happily takes
-
1358.
"Was it a colt?"
-
1359.
>Derpy shakes her head as she continues gobbling up the next reward
-
1360.
"Was it a mare?"
-
1361.
>She shakes her head
-
1362.
"Hmmm. Was it a creature or other non-pony?"
-
1363.
>Once again she shakes her head
-
1364.
>He begins to do the quick maths in his head as he hands her the next piece
-
1365.
>'If it's not a stallion, not a colt, mare, or creature. That leaves only fillies remaining'
-
1366.
>And then the realization hits him
-
1367.
"Was it a pair of fillies with attitude problems?"
-
1368.
>Derpy's eyes go wide and her pupils shrink
-
1369.
>And for a split second her eyes underp
-
1370.
>'Bingo Bango Bongo'
-
1371.
>She hurriedly shakes her head back and forth
-
1372.
>Anon plays it cool and hands her the rest of the carrot
-
1373.
"Wow, you're really good at this game. I'm no match, I give up."
-
1374.
>Visibly taking a breath of relief, Derpy's smile returns as she munches on her prize
-
1375.
>Anon makes a notable effort to contain the rage he feels rising
-
1376.
>He takes note to pay a visit to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon tomorrow
-
1377.
>He's off from work too
-
1378.
>It's one thing to shake down a creature for bits now and then
-
1379.
>But beating up a special pony like Derpy is going too far
-
1380.
>He clenches his fist thinking about how he's going to pay them back
-
1381.
>He's taken out of his revenge fantasy when he feels a moist sticky nudge on his hand
-
1382.
>He looks down and Derpy's looking up at him with a big smile
-
1383.
>He can't help but smile back, thoughts of revenge can wait
-
1384.
>He looks at his hand where she smeared her ointment
-
1385.
"You gotta be careful with that stuff."
-
1386.
>He sighs knowing it's a moot point, he'll consider it a win if even the smallest amount can last an hour
-
1387.
>"anon im sweepy"
-
1388.
>As she yawns Anon looks outside the window
-
1389.
>The sun is beginning to set but it's not particularly late
-
1390.
"You've been through a lot today. I'll walk you home."
-
1391.
>With heavily lidded eyes she shakes her head
-
1392.
>"i want to stay here"
-
1393.
>Anon audibly gulps
-
1394.
"Like, stay the night?"
-
1395.
>She nods
-
1396.
>Anon thinks for a moment
-
1397.
>On one hand he still wants to bang her brains out
-
1398.
>But on the other hand she's been through a lot
-
1399.
>And he doesn't want to get kicked again, there's that too
-
1400.
>He instinctively reaches down to his bruised stomach
-
1401.
>It doesn't sting anymore when he touches it but it still aches
-
1402.
>Derpy's smiling while looking up expectantly at Anon
-
1403.
"Uh...fine. Alright."
-
1404.
>Derpy's wings extend and flap in excitement
-
1405.
>"yay"
-
1406.
"But there are a few house rules"
-
1407.
>Derpy's head tilts as she inquires about said rules
-
1408.
>"what are those?"
-
1409.
>With a smug grin he informs her
-
1410.
"I'm glad you asked. Rule #1: Anon is always right. Rule #2: No rummaging through my closet. Rule #3: No eating after bedtime."
-
1411.
>Derpy un-tilts her head
-
1412.
>"okay"
-
1413.
"You got all that?"
-
1414.
>As she nods she lets out another yawn
-
1415.
"Okay, how about a bedtime story?"
-
1416.
>Her eyes sparkle and she quickly nods
-
1417.
>He walks out to the living room and inspects his bookshelf
-
1418.
>Derpy sits next to him and leans on his leg
-
1419.
>Her warmth is actively being detected by Mr. Anon's radar
-
1420.
>He sighs and just picks the first book he finds
-
1421.
>The Quest for the Sapphire Stone
-
1422.
>Definitely not his favorite by Daring Do, but it will work
-
1423.
>Mr. Anon's radar loses signal as his leg moves away from the target
-
1424.
>He walks to his bedroom and looks at the clutter scattered on the floor
-
1425.
>He was only in the bathroom for a minute or two
-
1426.
>'How did this little pony cause so much chaos in such a short amount of time?'
-
1427.
"Since you are my honored guest you can have my bed for the night."
-
1428.
>Derpy enthusiastically jumps onto it without further persuading
-
1429.
>She tilts her head backwards and smiles at Anon
-
1430.
>Her tongue is sticking out of the corner of her mouth as her eyes google around
-
1431.
>Unable to hold back a smile himself, Anon walks over and pats her head
-
1432.
"You're an oddball, you know that?"
-
1433.
>She's still looking at him from her peculiar position
-
1434.
>"whats that?"
-
1435.
>Anon thinks for a moment and puts his hand on his chin
-
1436.
"Probably a few things. One of a kind? Yes. Exceptional? Check. Silly? Most definitely."
-
1437.
>Orienting her head in a more natural position, she looks confused
-
1438.
>"is that good?"
-
1439.
>Anon ruffles her mane
-
1440.
"Yes Derp, you're a good pony."
-
1441.
>She giggles and nuzzles his hand
-
1442.
>"hehe"
-
1443.
>Anon sighs as he feels more of the medical ointment sticking to his flesh, but he rubs it off on his pants without reprimanding her
-
1444.
"I'll tuck you in and then start the story."
-
1445.
>She gets under the covers and looks up at him
-
1446.
>Anon grabs the bottom corner of the blanket and wraps it under the mattress
-
1447.
>As he goes to the next corner Derpy interrupts him
-
1448.
>"arent you coming too?"
-
1449.
>He freezes
-
1450.
>'Crap'
-
1451.
"It's all yours, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
-
1452.
>Derpy's mouth forms a frown
-
1453.
>"i dont want to be alone..."
-
1454.
>Her sleepy eyelids blink several times in the silence
-
1455.
>Anon clears his throat as he thinks for a response
-
1456.
>Her frown turns to a pouty face
-
1457.
"Okay, fine."
-
1458.
>She giggles through a smile
-
1459.
"But I need to wash up real quick first. I'll be back in a few minutes."
-
1460.
>Anon takes off his shirt and throws it on the floor and then walks to the bathroom
-
1461.
>This is an interesting turn of events he muses
-
1462.
>It's been a long time since he has had a mare in his bed
-
1463.
>As he washes his face, two tiny altered forms of himself appear on his shoulders
-
1464.
>'You know you want to hit that'
-
1465.
>A miniature Anon with red horns gives him a knowing grin
-
1466.
>'It is wrong to take advantage of her'
-
1467.
>The other mini Anon glows brightly with flowing wings and gives him a harsh glare
-
1468.
>'But that ass though'
-
1469.
>'She may have the body of an adult but she is mentally stunted'
-
1470.
>'You heard bozo over there, she has an adult body. Use it'
-
1471.
>'She is alone in this world and she trusts you'
-
1472.
>'Tard moaning sex though'
-
1473.
>Devil-anon's fang filled smile widens when he notices that he got through to Mr. Anon
-
1474.
>Angel-anon shakes his head in disapproval as he looks down at the bulge growing in his host's pants
-
1475.
>'She must be protected, contain thyself'
-
1476.
>Anon reluctantly nods in agreement
-
1477.
>He fills a cup with cold water and walks over to the bathtub
-
1478.
>'Hey bud, whaddya doing over here? Get back to the bedroom and claim your prize'
-
1479.
>To devil-anon's dismay, Anon pulls down his pants and resolutely pours the cold water on his growing chub
-
1480.
>'You fool!'
-
1481.
>Anon lets out a heavy gasp as the frigid aqua deflates his nefarious phallus
-
1482.
>Angel-anon gives a slight nod in respect and poofs into thin air
-
1483.
>Devil-anon follows suit in the midst of screaming profanities
-
1484.
"Whew."
-
1485.
>Anon goes back to the sink and looks at himself in the mirror
-
1486.
"Alright."
-
1487.
>With sureness in his stride he makes his way back to the bedroom
-
1488.
>Derpy looks different
-
1489.
>As he walks over to inspect her he can hear her heavy breathing
-
1490.
>She's fast asleep
-
1491.
>He bends over to her face and gently pokes her cheek
-
1492.
>There is no response
-
1493.
>'Yup, she's knocked out'
-
1494.
>Anon paces back and forth unsure of what to do
-
1495.
>He could go sleep on the couch to be safe
-
1496.
>But what if she wakes up? She might be scared waking up alone in a new place
-
1497.
>He scratches his head
-
1498.
>After 10 minutes of standing in the exact same spot, he takes off his pants
-
1499.
>Leaving them where they dropped, he walks over to the Daring Do book and picks it up
-
1500.
>Before leaving the room he looks back at Derpy
-
1501.
>Her chest slowly rises and falls as she breathes
-
1502.
>Anon looks at her closed eyelids and wonders how long she will be out for
-
1503.
>As he thinks about the long day she went through, he can feel his blood start to reignite
-
1504.
>He already has his plan figured out but it has to wait until tomorrow
-
1505.
>Anon turns off the light but leaves the door open
-
1506.
"Goodnight Derpy."
-
1507.
>He makes his way over to the bookshelf and puts the Daring Do novel back in its spot
-
1508.
>He walks into the kitchen and grabs a carrot
-
1509.
>As he munches he mules over his plan one more time
-
1510.
>'They won't expect me at their school.'
-
1511.
>With a devious grin he goes back to the bookshelf
-
1512.
>Punishment will have to wait, it's time to get comfy
-
1513.
>Anon searches for the first book in the series
-
1514.
>Daring Do and the Marked Thief of Marapore
-
1515.
>This wasn't his favorite but there was something special about starting over
-
1516.
>He makes his way over to the couch and lays on his back, propped up on an end-cushion
-
1517.
>Before opening the book he admires the artwork on the cover
-
1518.
>He skips the author information and goes right to the prologue
-
1519.
>'The colossal silver unicorn glanced back at his mud-smeared flank and cringed. The dirt didn't cover his hideous scar entirely, but hopefully the blanket of the midnight darkness would dim the monstrosity'
-
1520.
>Anon yawns as he gets through the first few pages
-
1521.
>He thinks to himself that he had a long day too
-
1522.
>Before long he blinks and everything goes black
-
1523.
-
1524.
-
1525.
>Anon begins to regain consciousness as he feels something incessantly poking his arm
-
1526.
"Huh?"
-
1527.
>He tries to open his eyes but everything is still dark
-
1528.
>Reaching for his face he feels something hard
-
1529.
>As he rolls off the sofa the book falls to the ground, where Anon also finds himself
-
1530.
"Ow."
-
1531.
>With his vision returned, the first thing he sees is a gray snoofa pointing down at his face
-
1532.
>"hi anon"
-
1533.
>She boops him in the cheek
-
1534.
"D-derpy?"
-
1535.
>Still groggy Anon makes an effort to get up
-
1536.
>As he sits on the ground he leans against the couch
-
1537.
>Before he can do anything else, Derpy walks over his legs and hugs him with her wings
-
1538.
>"good morning!"
-
1539.
>Not expecting such an eventful awakening, Anon reacts slowly
-
1540.
>Eventually he wraps his arms around her
-
1541.
"Good morning yourself. You startled me."
-
1542.
>As she giggles Anon's heart begins to flutter
-
1543.
>'Am I falling in love with this goofy mare I just met?'
-
1544.
>He blushes and smiles as he tightens his arms around her
-
1545.
>They keep the embrace for another minute and then Derpy breaks away
-
1546.
>With an animated smile she looks at him anticipatorily
-
1547.
>Anon's smile dissolves when he examines her face
-
1548.
>Her eye is even more swollen and bruised, he can barely see her yellow iris
-
1549.
>His jaw involuntarily clenches
-
1550.
>The small cuts on her nose and mouth formed scabs, and the bruises do not seem any worse
-
1551.
>There was at least some healing progress, but the busted up eye really gets his adrenaline pumping
-
1552.
>Derpy is oblivious to his brooding thoughts
-
1553.
>He realizes she's looking at him like she wants something
-
1554.
>Shrugging off some of his anger he tries to appear more coolheaded
-
1555.
>"im hungry"
-
1556.
"Of course, where are my manners."
-
1557.
>Anon gets up off of the floor and makes his way to the kitchen
-
1558.
>Derpy giddily follows him
-
1559.
"I don't really have anything prepared. Will carrots be okay?"
-
1560.
>He turns around to check on her answer
-
1561.
>She nods
-
1562.
>"yum"
-
1563.
"I'll take that as a yes."
-
1564.
>He opens the pantry, grabs a carrot and hands it to her
-
1565.
>She grabs it with her mouth and ravenously starts chomping on it
-
1566.
>Anon looks away from her for a moment to check the time
-
1567.
>Considering how early he went to bed, it's later than he thought it would be
-
1568.
>'Thankfully Derpy woke me up'
-
1569.
>He notices that the loud chewing noises suddenly ceased
-
1570.
>He returns his attention to Derpy
-
1571.
>"more please"
-
1572.
>He forgot how much she can put down the hatch
-
1573.
"Coming right up."
-
1574.
>He grabs a handful of carrots and places them on the table.
-
1575.
"All yours."
-
1576.
>Derpy's eyes light up and she continues her breakfast of champions
-
1577.
>Anon goes to his room and gets dressed
-
1578.
>By the time he walks back to the kitchen Derpy is already done with all of the carrots
-
1579.
"Derpy, I'm off from work today but I need to take care of some business in town. I have time to walk you home first."
-
1580.
>Derpy visibly deflates and scrunches her face
-
1581.
>Anon raises his eyebrow
-
1582.
"Is something wrong?"
-
1583.
>Without hesitation she responds
-
1584.
>"i want to stay here"
-
1585.
>Anon thinks for a moment
-
1586.
>He's worried that his house may look like hers when he gets back
-
1587.
>But he can't say no
-
1588.
"You may stay here-"
-
1589.
>"yay thank you anon!"
-
1590.
>Derpy slams into him for a hug
-
1591.
>Anon was about to go on a tangent of rules but winces in pain instead
-
1592.
>A surprise headbutt to his already bruised stomach was not on his morning wishlist
-
1593.
"...please just be careful."
-
1594.
>Derpy looks up at him as she's still squeezing him with her wings
-
1595.
>He gets the feeling she's about to ask for something
-
1596.
>"lulu"
-
1597.
"Lulu?"
-
1598.
>"lulu"
-
1599.
>Anon shrugs internally
-
1600.
"What about her?"
-
1601.
>Derpy frowns
-
1602.
>"i miss her"
-
1603.
>Anon continues looking down at her slightly confused
-
1604.
"Um, so go get her?"
-
1605.
>she shakes her head and gets quiet
-
1606.
>And then it clicks
-
1607.
"Is it because of what happened yesterday?"
-
1608.
>She slowly nods into his stomach as she hides her face
-
1609.
>Another wave of rage courses through Anon's veins
-
1610.
>He rubs her head
-
1611.
"It's okay, I can get Lulu."
-
1612.
>He doesn't know how that's going to go down exactly but he will worry about it later
-
1613.
>"t-thank you"
-
1614.
>He can feel her wings loosening up
-
1615.
"I shouldn't be too long but in case you get hungry I'll leave you more carrots"
-
1616.
>Anon grabs another handful of orange goodies and places them on the table
-
1617.
>Derpy looks over at them eagerly but shows restraint
-
1618.
"Alright I'm heading out"
-
1619.
>She follows him to the living room
-
1620.
>"bye bye!"
-
1621.
>As he closes the door he sees her trotting back to the kitchen
-
1622.
>He makes a mental note to stock up on food at one point this week
-
1623.
>Anon makes his way to the schoolhouse
-
1624.
-
1625.
-
1626.
>He spots very few ponies along the way since it's so early
-
1627.
>Before he gets in sight of the school he hides in a bush near the road
-
1628.
>And waits
-
1629.
>He sits in silent agitation as he holds for the marked duo to make their appearance
-
1630.
>After 10 minutes the early birds arrive
-
1631.
>A red curly haired filly with glasses
-
1632.
>Next is a brown colt with a funny looking cutie mark
-
1633.
>As more trickle in through the road, a bead of sweet forms on his shiny green head
-
1634.
>'Where are they...'
-
1635.
>He cracks his knuckles and stretches his neck
-
1636.
>A trio of fillies pass by him singing a song
-
1637.
>Something about cutie marks
-
1638.
>After a few more minutes the string of foals ends
-
1639.
>Just as he's about to leave he spots a singular filly walking the path
-
1640.
>Pale magenta and wearing a prissy crown, he recognizes her immediately
-
1641.
>He waits patiently
-
1642.
>Just as she is about to pass he hops out of the bush onto the path
-
1643.
"Hello little filly."
-
1644.
>Diamond Tiara jumps back in surprise
-
1645.
>"What the!"
-
1646.
>He folds his arms and looks down at her with a stern expression
-
1647.
>"You scared the hay out of me Anon. What are you even doing here?"
-
1648.
"Where is Silver Spoon?"
-
1649.
>She rolls her eyes
-
1650.
>"What, do you like her or something? Freaking perv-"
-
1651.
>Before she can finish that thought, Anon bends down and squeezes her face
-
1652.
"I saw what you did to Derpy."
-
1653.
>Diamond Tiara's eyes go wide
-
1654.
>She tries to shake out of his death grip but she fails
-
1655.
>She tries to scream but her cheeks are held tight, preventing her from opening her mouth
-
1656.
>Anon raises his other hand in the air as though he's going to hit her
-
1657.
>Her eyes look up in fear as she tries to break free from his grasp
-
1658.
>She watches his green monkey paw slowly descend as if time was lagging behind
-
1659.
>Anon smiles gleefully as his hand makes contact with her soft little butt.
-
1660.
*WHAP*
-
1661.
>She yells into his hand as her rump turns red
-
1662.
>Anon brings back his arm for another swing but as he does so his grip on her face loosens
-
1663.
>Not wasting her chance, Diamond Tiara twists out of his grip enough to get her mouth free
-
1664.
>She chomps down on the webbing between his index finger and his thumb
-
1665.
>Anon screams out in pain
-
1666.
"Fuck!"
-
1667.
>He tries to shake her off of his hand but now it's her turn to hold a death grip
-
1668.
"Let go!"
-
1669.
>She ignores him and looks like she might even be enjoying herself
-
1670.
>Anon brings his hand up and smacks her in the face
-
1671.
*CLAP*
-
1672.
>She let's go and falls to the ground
-
1673.
>With tears running down her cheeks she looks up at Anon with a fuming glare
-
1674.
>Between heavy breaths she speaks as Anon is checking to make sure his hand is attached to his arm
-
1675.
>There's some bleeding from a small rip in the webbed skin, but otherwise still intact
-
1676.
>"I...I didn't hurt her...Derpy..."
-
1677.
>Anon does a double take
-
1678.
"What...?"
-
1679.
>Diamond Tiara gets up off of the ground, she's still flustered and her face is as red as a beet
-
1680.
>"I helped her."
-
1681.
"Then who did it? Who would hurt her like that? She wouldn't tell me but I narrowed it down to you and Silver Spoon."
-
1682.
>Diamond Tiara looks away awkwardly at the mention of Silver Spoon's name
-
1683.
"Wait, did Silver Spoon do it?"
-
1684.
>She slowly nods
-
1685.
"...but why?"
-
1686.
>"I don't know, it was a routine bit collection. And we already knew Derpy couldn't pay us, it was just for fun."
-
1687.
>Anon crosses his arms and looks down at her
-
1688.
"Really? Bullying special ponies just for fun?"
-
1689.
>Diamond Tiara unapologetically shrugs and continues
-
1690.
>"Anyway, Silver Spoon got really crazy for some reason. I think because of you."
-
1691.
>Anon looks confused
-
1692.
"Me?"
-
1693.
>"And she started hoofing her like a madmare. I had to knock her away from Derpy. That's the story."
-
1694.
>Anon slowly absorbs the new information.
-
1695.
"So, where is Silver Spoon, isn't she like your underling?"
-
1696.
>Diamond Tiara looks annoyed at the question
-
1697.
>"Not anymore apparently. She never came to my house this morning, we normally walk to school together. And I'm going to be late because I waited for her. And was assaulted by a monkey freak."
-
1698.
>She walks up to him and hoofs him in the shin
-
1699.
"Hey!"
-
1700.
>And again in the same spot
-
1701.
"Ow!"
-
1702.
>She flips her head and starts walking away from him
-
1703.
"Wait!"
-
1704.
>Diamond Tiara reluctantly stops and looks back
-
1705.
>"What is it now?"
-
1706.
>Anon pauses as he thinks of what he wants to say
-
1707.
>"Well?"
-
1708.
>She taps her hoof impatiently
-
1709.
"Thank you. For helping Derpy, that means a lot."
-
1710.
>"And?"
-
1711.
"And?"
-
1712.
>He gets the hint
-
1713.
"And I profusely apologize to her Majesty for the misunderstanding...and ambush. And slapping"
-
1714.
>Diamond Tiara is back to her smug self
-
1715.
>"And?"
-
1716.
"And I owe her Majesty a great debt."
-
1717.
>"Hmph, fine. I won't tell anypony about this. But you owe me big time."
-
1718.
>With that she turns her reddened behind back towards the schoolhouse and walks away
-
1719.
>Anon stands there scratching his head
-
1720.
>That was not the encounter he was expecting
-
1721.
>He can still feel his adrenaline running even though he feels a little bit better about the situation
-
1722.
>He begins to organize his thoughts about everything that's happened so far
-
1723.
>With a jolt of anger Silver Spoon's smug face vividly appears before him
-
1724.
>Diamond Tiara is not the kind of filly to become the anti-bully, Silver Spoon must have been really off the mark
-
1725.
>'She must be punished. If she didn't go to school she might be at home'
-
1726.
>He begins to walk back to town when he realizes he has no idea where she lives
-
1727.
>He turns around to see if Diamond Tiara is still there but she is far down the road
-
1728.
>'I don't think I want her to know where I'm going anyway'
-
1729.
>Anon walks back to town thinking about how he is going to find her
-
1730.
>As he is brainstorming he passes by the town hall
-
1731.
>'Wait, that's it. There should be some information in there. These ponies aren't very private'
-
1732.
>With a hopeful smile he walks inside the sizable structure
-
1733.
>His first thought is that it is surprisingly empty
-
1734.
"Hello?"
-
1735.
>There are no ponies in sight so he explores further in
-
1736.
>There doesn't appear to be much in the main entry room but there are several doors along the walls
-
1737.
>He walks over to the nearest door and lightly knocks
-
1738.
>After waiting a moment he opens the door and walks in
-
1739.
>There is a desk with an empty seat, a small filing cabinet and some decorations
-
1740.
>He notices that there is a nameplate on the desk
-
1741.
>It reads: Mayor Mare
-
1742.
>Anon met her once or twice but does not remember her that well
-
1743.
>But he does remember that she was not happy to take in a non-pony as a resident of Ponyville
-
1744.
>But she did not have a choice when Canterlot's Citizenship and Immigration Services sent Anon to her doorstep
-
1745.
>He walks over to the filing cabinet and looks around the room again, making sure he is alone
-
1746.
>Opening the drawer he starts to finger through the manilla folders
-
1747.
>None of the tabs are labelled so he picks up one the folders
-
1748.
>As he opens the folder he can hear hoofsteps coming from behind
-
1749.
>’Shit’
-
1750.
>”Excuse me. Can I help you?”
-
1751.
>An older pony with a posh accent is looking at Anon as he turns around to face her.
-
1752.
“Uh…”
-
1753.
>Anon fails to find any words
-
1754.
>His mind is still operating in a singular mode with one particular filly in mind
-
1755.
>”What are you doing with those files?”
-
1756.
>The white and gray-maned mare looks as though she is losing her patience
-
1757.
“I..just want to look at some town records. You know, like public records. You ponies have those right?”
-
1758.
>She looks at him with doubt
-
1759.
>”Mr. Mous I presume? Yes, we ponies keep public records. But this is my office and you were not invited.”
-
1760.
>Anon does his best to hide his annoyance at being interrupted on his quest
-
1761.
“Oh, I didn’t know. Please accept my sincere apologies.”
-
1762.
>He carefully returns the file to the cabinet
-
1763.
>She rolls her eyes seeing right through his counterfeit dialogue
-
1764.
>”Hmph, let us get on with it. What are you looking for exactly?”
-
1765.
>He has to think for a moment, avoiding blurting out the real reason
-
1766.
“You know…property records and stuff”
-
1767.
>”Very well, follow me.”
-
1768.
>With her head raised up she trots out of the room
-
1769.
>Anon follows her and takes a moment to enjoy her rump
-
1770.
>Although her tail is blocking her bits, he can still appreciate the jiggle of her cheeks
-
1771.
>’If she wasn’t so stuck up maybe I would try to tap that’
-
1772.
>As if noticing his dirty thoughts she glances back at Anon with disapproval
-
1773.
>She makes her way over to the next door along the wall
-
1774.
>There is a plaque above the doorway that reads: Public Records
-
1775.
>’Oh’
-
1776.
>Mayor Mare walks into the center of the room and points to a set of filing cabinets
-
1777.
>”The property records are stored there.”
-
1778.
>Anon walks over and opens the top drawer of the closet cabinet
-
1779.
>”Is there something particular you are looking for?”
-
1780.
“Uh, not really. Just general information stuff.”
-
1781.
>”Or maybe somepony specifically?”
-
1782.
>She looks at him questionably as she continues to pry
-
1783.
>Anon turns around, visibly irritated
-
1784.
“I want to learn more about the town, that’s all. Is this information accessible to residents or not, Mare?”
-
1785.
>Her face turns red in anger as he rubs in the fact that he is a resident of Ponyville, while also using her name informally
-
1786.
>”Yes, it is. But make sure you leave everything just as you found it. I know that may be difficult for a primate to comprehend. But please do try your best, Mr. Mous.”
-
1787.
>With a scowl, she starts to walk away
-
1788.
>Anon is tempted to go and smack her in the face, but he clenches his fist instead, remembering his true goal
-
1789.
>With Mayor Mare gone, he shakes his head and returns his attention to the task at hand
-
1790.
>He opens the drawer and sighs with relief when he sees that the tabs are actually labelled
-
1791.
>Quickly fingering through he finds what he is looking for
-
1792.
>He reads the parcel number and burns that into his skull
-
1793.
>On the wall next to the cabinets is a map of Ponyville
-
1794.
>Each house and plot of land have parcel numbers assigned
-
1795.
>With excitement Anon scans the map, waiting for his number to appear as though he is playing the lottery
-
1796.
“Found ya.”
-
1797.
>He digs his finger into the map where her house is
-
1798.
>Forgetting to put away the file as he was instructed, he leaves the town hall with a purposeful stride in his step
-
1799.
>With an exuberant smile plastered on his face he waves to passerbyers in town
-
1800.
>Some of them wave back or say hello
-
1801.
>Others keep their distance
-
1802.
>As he approaches what he thinks is Silver Spoon’s house he snaps out of his stupor
-
1803.
>’Alright, time to lock in'
-
1804.
>There are several townsponies in the distance so he tries to act casual
-
1805.
>'Approach like it's my own house. Easy'
-
1806.
>The two-story structure appears to be ordinary in size
-
1807.
>Anon assumed Silver Spoon lived in some fancy mansion
-
1808.
>But he takes note of the groomed bushes and elegant garden
-
1809.
>'Crap, does she have a servant?'
-
1810.
>Anon kicks himself in the ass as he realizes she's just a filly who probably lives with her parents
-
1811.
>His palms begin to sweat as he loses confidence in his plan
-
1812.
>Maybe this was a bad idea
-
1813.
>"Hey there neighbor."
-
1814.
>Anon jumps up in surprise at the sudden intrusion
-
1815.
>So much for situational awareness
-
1816.
>His blood runs cold as he slowly turns around
-
1817.
>A brown stallion with buck teeth smiles at him warmly
-
1818.
"Uh...hi"
-
1819.
>He stands there like a deer in headlights
-
1820.
>"So what brings you to this part of town Anon?"
-
1821.
>The simple earth pony holds his smile
-
1822.
>Anon's mind starts racing
-
1823.
>'Does he know?'
-
1824.
>'What do I do?'
-
1825.
>"Helloooo?"
-
1826.
>The friendly pony waves his hoof at Anon trying to get his attention
-
1827.
>Anon blinks and looks around at his surroundings, checking his options
-
1828.
>"Everything okay bud?"
-
1829.
>The earth pony pokes him with his hoof
-
1830.
>Anon jolts out of his paranoid induced trance
-
1831.
>He looks down and realizes he's still on the road
-
1832.
>In his mind it was as though he got caught climbing through her window
-
1833.
>The pony goes to poke him again but Anon puts his hand up
-
1834.
"Oh yeah, everything is good. I was just uh, day dreaming. You know how it is. Heh."
-
1835.
>The stallion vigorously nods his head in agreement
-
1836.
>"Absolutely bud, that happens to me all the time."
-
1837.
>He chuckles heartily and awkwardly
-
1838.
>'Ponyville sure does have some country bumpkins'
-
1839.
>Anon tries to smile but it comes out more like a grimace
-
1840.
"Haha, yeah..."
-
1841.
>The stallion suddenly stops laughing and looks serious
-
1842.
>He gets closer to Anon and whispers
-
1843.
>"But make sure to say your prayers to Celestia, you don't want that nightmare tramp coming for ya."
-
1844.
>Anon raises his eyebrow
-
1845.
"...do you mean Princess Luna?"
-
1846.
>The earth pony's eyes go wide in fear
-
1847.
>"SHHHH!"
-
1848.
>He shadily looks around and in an even lower voice he whispers uneasily
-
1849.
>"She doesn't fool me, just know that I warned you."
-
1850.
>Anon opens his mouth and is about to debate him but then abruptly closes his mouth
-
1851.
>'This pony is off his damn rocker'
-
1852.
>Anon bends down slightly and whispers back
-
1853.
"Aye, thanks neighbor."
-
1854.
>The earth pony smiles and starts to walk away
-
1855.
>"Have a great day neighbor!"
-
1856.
>Back to his loud overly friendly self, the stallion winks at Anon and trods along the road while humming a tune
-
1857.
>Anon grabs the sides of his pants, letting the moisture from his hands get absorbed into the cloth
-
1858.
>After taking a deep breath he resumes his path to Silver Spoon's house
-
1859.
>He does not see anypony else nearby so he crouches down and makes his way around the side of the house
-
1860.
>He tries looking through the window but it's blocked by a curtain
-
1861.
>He slowly sneaks around the back
-
1862.
>There's a water fountain with birds chirping
-
1863.
>The little song birds take turns dipping their heads and wings in the water in between their unorganized symphony of chirping
-
1864.
>The backyard is mostly one large garden
-
1865.
>There are several shrubberies of varying species and sizes
-
1866.
>But the one that stands out the most is the hedge that's formed into the shape of a pony
-
1867.
>An older stallion wearing a suit and monocle
-
1868.
>'I wonder if that's her dad'
-
1869.
>Anon thinks about what he will do if her parents are home
-
1870.
>He comes up blank
-
1871.
>'Mr. and Mrs. Spoon? Nice to meet you. I came here to report your daughter for beating up my marefriend. She needs to be punished immediately'
-
1872.
>Yeah, he's got nothing solid
-
1873.
>He will cross that bridge when he gets to it
-
1874.
>Continuing his slow advance, he spots a sliding glass door
-
1875.
>'I didn't know ponies had these, must be rare. And expensive'
-
1876.
>He tries pulling on the handle but it doesn't budge
-
1877.
"Curses..."
-
1878.
>Still crouched he walks around the other side of the residence
-
1879.
>His eyes light up when he spots two windows
-
1880.
>Eagerly moving forward he peeks into the first one
-
1881.
>Purple laced curtains block his vision
-
1882.
>Frustrated, he puts his hands on the window and tries to slide it up
-
1883.
>Locked
-
1884.
>He reluctantly goes to the next window but he's met with the same obstructions
-
1885.
>Giving up on the sneaky approach he stands up and walks around to the front
-
1886.
>He looks around and sees at least one pony in the distance which makes him a little nervous
-
1887.
>As he makes his way to the front door he glances at the large bay window protruding from the wall of the house
-
1888.
>No curtains this time but he does not want to look suspicious to any onlookers by walking up and staring inside
-
1889.
>He goes to the front door and knocks
-
1890.
>He waits several moments but there is no answer
-
1891.
>Curiosity getting the better of him he walks over to the bay window
-
1892.
>He wraps his hands around his ocular region
-
1893.
>Planting his flesh binoculars against the cool glass, he looks inside
-
1894.
>There is a lavish dining room with silver plates and goblets set on a dark wooden table
-
1895.
>Above is a golden chandelier with an assortment of crystals and gems
-
1896.
>Anon feels a pang of jealousy as he thinks about his thrifty shack
-
1897.
>But that immediately reminds him of Derpy
-
1898.
>And why he is here
-
1899.
>He winces in frustration as he vividly has her bruised and teary eyed face dangling in front of him
-
1900.
>He stomps back to the front door and tries to open it, but it is locked
-
1901.
>Becoming more irritable, he starts pounding on the door with his balled fist
-
1902.
>He gives it five loud thwacks
-
1903.
>After waiting a minute he raises his fist to start pounding again but he hears the locking mechanism
-
1904.
*CLICK*
-
1905.
*CLANK*
-
1906.
>The door slowly opens
-
1907.
>Silver Spoon is standing in the entryway
-
1908.
>She blushes as she looks up at Anon
-
1909.
>His eyes are locked onto her with determination
-
1910.
>They both stare at each other without saying anything but Silver Spoon eventually breaks the silence
-
1911.
>"W-what do you want, ape?”
-
1912.
>Anon tries his best to postpone his eruption
-
1913.
"Are your parents home?"
-
1914.
>With a slightly straight face he is able to get the important question out
-
1915.
>Silver Spoon hesitates before answering
-
1916.
>"N-no, why?"
-
1917.
>She tilts her head down slightly and lightly bites down on her lip
-
1918.
>Anon moves forward pushing the small filly backwards
-
1919.
>Taken out of her flirty mood, Silver Spoon protests his forceful entry
-
1920.
>"What the hay!"
-
1921.
>With a maniacal grin Anon shuts the front door and locks it
-
1922.
*CLICK*
-
1923.
*CLACK*
-
1924.
>"What are you do-"
-
1925.
>Her young voice is squelched as a green hand grabs her throat
-
1926.
>Anon slams her onto her back
-
1927.
>He kneels down next to her face and starts yelling
-
1928.
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO DERPY!”
-
1929.
>Her eyes go wide as she struggles in his grip
-
1930.
>Her butt uselessly wiggles from side to side
-
1931.
>Small forehooves try to push him away but she is powerless against the ape rage
-
1932.
"WHY DID YOU DO IT!"
-
1933.
>Anon's spittle flings into her face as she gasps for air
-
1934.
>He can feel her soft throat starting to compress under the might of his enraged grip
-
1935.
>Silver Spoon tries to say something but it just ends in a gurgle
-
1936.
"WHAT?!"
-
1937.
>Anon proceeds with his aggressive interrogation method
-
1938.
>"...I..."
-
1939.
>Silver Spoon continues gurgling as she tries to speak
-
1940.
>He notices that he might be going too far and lets go of her throat
-
1941.
>Completely flustered, she takes several heavy gasps of air
-
1942.
>With a mixture of being turned on and scared to death she looks up at Anon with her reddened face
-
1943.
>“I…I like you.”
-
1944.
>Still kneeling next to her, Anon is dumbfounded
-
1945.
>His brain is having trouble processing what she just said
-
1946.
"W-what?"
-
1947.
>Silver Spoon turns her head away in embarrassment as she labors to breathe
-
1948.
>Still facing away from him she brings her hooves to her bruised throat
-
1949.
>Anon looks at the damage and takes a big gulp of regret
-
1950.
>'By Celestia, I almost killed her...'
-
1951.
>Still mentally sluggish, he continues kneeling next to her as his brain struggles to comprehend everything
-
1952.
>She turns her head back to Anon as she continues to breathe heavily
-
1953.
>"Anon. Take me."
-
1954.
>He locks eyes with her almost pleading stare
-
1955.
>Something nudges him mentally to look down
-
1956.
>Her clitoris is winking at him while a faint liquid dribbles out of her vulva
-
1957.
>Anon's cock wakes up from being offline
-
1958.
"What the fuck?"
-
1959.
>His dick slowly rises as he feels it tingle and twitch at the sight of the prime filly pussy buffet lying before him
-
1960.
>Realizing what's happening he slaps himself in the face
-
1961.
>Still on her back, Silver Spoon looks up at him expectantly
-
1962.
>"Please...buck me Anon."
-
1963.
>He tries to tune her out and slaps himself again
-
1964.
>'Ouch'
-
1965.
>That time he felt the sting
-
1966.
>He brings the visage of Derpy in his mind to help distract him from temptation
-
1967.
>Still with chub in pants, he is able to resist what no normal male could resist
-
1968.
“You're just a kid. And I would never like someone who did that to Derpy…just leave us alone.”
-
1969.
>He gets up from the floor and unlocks the door
-
1970.
>Silver Spoon is still lying on her back
-
1971.
>Her mouth begins to tremble as she watches Anon walk away from her
-
1972.
>Feeling extremely vulnerable and alone she abruptly starts to sob loudly
-
1973.
>As Anon closes the door he locks eyes with Silver Spoon
-
1974.
>Her sad eyes plead one last time as hot tears rush down her little gray cheeks
-
1975.
>Anon breaks eye contact and awkwardly closes the door
-
1976.
>He can hear her sad moans of grief until he gets to the road
-
1977.
>Filled with a mixture of emotions Anon autopilots back to his house in a befuddled trance
-
1978.
>He was hoping to find a feeling of resolution by confronting the bullies responsible for what happened to Derpy
-
1979.
>But he just feels drained instead
-
1980.
>As he slowly plods in the direction to his home, he remembers Derpy’s request
-
1981.
>"lulu"
-
1982.
>"i miss her"
-
1983.
>Anon sighs and changes course
-
1984.
>As he walks through Ponyville his mind wanders to when he first arrived in Ponyville
-
1985.
>Thinking back to when he was first welcomed into the town
-
1986.
>Aside from a few ponies he thought he was pretty much accepted as part of the community
-
1987.
>Which he was, but it just felt a bit shallow
-
1988.
>His job at Café Hay is somewhat thankless but it pays enough to keep a roof over his head
-
1989.
>He just felt like something was missing, a mare in his life
-
1990.
>He begins to smile thinking of Derpy, she might just be the one
-
1991.
>Sure, she is different, but so he is
-
1992.
>It’s a match made by Celestia herself
-
1993.
>’I just need to not mess it up’
-
1994.
>Anon’s brain fills itself with the essence of Derpy as he continues on the road
-
1995.
>The sun’s brightness grows as the morning transitions to the afternoon
-
1996.
>Townsponies go about their business, most of them already used to the green monkey man walking around their modest village, for better or worse
-
1997.
>Sure, things do not always go Anon’s way but it’s still a pleasant life living amongst the ponies
-
1998.
>Coming into view is the worn outline of Derpy’s house
-
1999.
>Anon thinks about the nurse ponies and what he will say if any of them are there
-
2000.
>’Hey, you may not know me but I am here to retrieve Lulu for Derpy. We cool?’
-
2001.
>He will figure it out. And try not to fight with that lazy zebra
-
2002.
>’What was her name? Zinda? Zandu? Whatever’
-
2003.
>He walks up to the door and knocks three times
-
2004.
>He taps his foot as he waits
-
2005.
>Last time the nurse took forever
-
2006.
>He knocks two more times
-
2007.
>After several moments go by he peers into the front window to try and see if anypony is in there
-
2008.
>From what he can tell it looks empty, aside from the heap of junk scattered everywhere
-
2009.
>Walking back to the door, he opens it
-
2010.
>It’s unlocked
-
2011.
>’I guess only the wealthy ponies get door locks’
-
2012.
>As he enters the living room he looks around
-
2013.
“Hello? Anypony home? I am Derpy’s friend.”
-
2014.
>Not receiving any response he walks to the kitchen, making sure to carefully navigate through the puzzle of clutter
-
2015.
>He peeks his head around the corner, but nothing out of the ordinary
-
2016.
>There are some dishes and bowls sprinkled around but no sign of a nurse
-
2017.
>He makes his way upstairs and traverses the narrow hallway towards Derpy's room
-
2018.
>Before he walks in her room he looks inside the bathroom
-
2019.
>It looks about the same as last time, except that he spots a small rubber duck sitting on the bathtub
-
2020.
>'She probably needs to get washed. Me too for that matter'
-
2021.
>Anon makes a mental note to address that when he gets back home
-
2022.
>Turning around he stares at the closed door
-
2023.
>His eyes wander down to the lock
-
2024.
>He wonders if this was installed after Derpy's mother passed away
-
2025.
>He cannot help but want to see what's behind the door
-
2026.
>'Why is it sealed up like some tomb'
-
2027.
>He tries to open the door but it's locked
-
2028.
>Crouching down he puts his eye level with the keyhole, but it's pitch black inside
-
2029.
"Not today"
-
2030.
>He mentally shrugs and turns his attention to the end of the hallway
-
2031.
>He walks into Derpy's room and begins the search for Lulu
-
2032.
>Scanning the floor first he sees a ball and some blocks.
-
2033.
>A coloring book with crayons
-
2034.
>He reaches down and opens the coloring book
-
2035.
>The first page is an apple with red crayon scribbled practically everywhere except for the apple itself
-
2036.
>He turns the page and it's a cucumber
-
2037.
>It looks a little better, but only by a little bit
-
2038.
>Chuckling to himself he puts the book where he found it
-
2039.
"Alright Lulu where are you hiding"
-
2040.
>He walks over to her nightstand and checks the drawer
-
2041.
>There's a picture frame of a mare that he does not recognize
-
2042.
>'This must be her mom'
-
2043.
>Anon studies the photo and notices that her eyes look normal
-
2044.
>'I wonder if Derpy was born the way she is or if something happened to her'
-
2045.
>He puts the picture back and looks at her bed
-
2046.
"A hah, so there you are Princess"
-
2047.
>The ragged Luna plushie is tucked underneath the covers
-
2048.
>With victory imminent he grabs the doll from the bed
-
2049.
>The smell of dry sweat and body odor assaults his nostrils
-
2050.
>At least the plushie isn't moist like last time
-
2051.
>He holds it behind his back with one hand and walks downstairs
-
2052.
>Looking around at all of the mess piled up he's tempted to clean and organize
-
2053.
>But Derpy is waiting so he will come back another time
-
2054.
>Leaving the house he makes his way back to his place
-
2055.
>He gets a couple of strange glances but otherwise has an uneventful trip back
-
2056.
>He wonders what Derpy is doing, hopefully his house is still in one piece
-
2057.
-
2058.
-
2059.
>Walking up to the door he pulls out his fist and is about to knock but then realizes it is his house
-
2060.
>He walks inside and sees Derpy sitting on the couch
-
2061.
>She is looking at a book
-
2062.
>He cannot make out which one but it appears to be upside down
-
2063.
>As if captivated by the book she doesn't notice him enter
-
2064.
"Ahem."
-
2065.
>She looks up from the book and smiles when she sees him
-
2066.
>"anon!"
-
2067.
>In a burst of elation she jumps off of the couch and charges at him
-
2068.
>Before he can do anything her face slams into his stomach as she hugs him
-
2069.
"Oof!"
-
2070.
>Tiny twinkling stars appear in his periphery as his abdomen flares in pain, it's still sore from being kicked
-
2071.
>Receiving a headbutt from an overly eager pony does not help matters
-
2072.
>She nuzzles her face in his stomach and wraps her wings around him
-
2073.
>After gaining his bearings he uses his free arm to hug her back
-
2074.
"A tad zealous, but nice to see you too."
-
2075.
>His grimace is in the process of turning into a smile but suddenly stops as he looks around
-
2076.
>There are books thrown in every direction of the room
-
2077.
>On the floor, on the coffee table, some are on the couch
-
2078.
"Um Derpy?"
-
2079.
>With her face still buried in his shirt she replies slightly muffled
-
2080.
>"yesh?"
-
2081.
"What happened here? It looks like a tornado ran through the area"
-
2082.
>She maneuvers her face up to look at Anon while still in contact with his body
-
2083.
>"nothing happened"
-
2084.
>He looks down at her with his eyebrow raised
-
2085.
"The books are everywhere."
-
2086.
>While still looking up at him she giggles at the mention of books
-
2087.
>"hehe"
-
2088.
>Anon tries breaking the hug but she's firmly intertwined with him
-
2089.
>Not wanting to hurt her he stays put
-
2090.
"So you think it's funny you threw my books around the room?"
-
2091.
>She looks confused
-
2092.
>"no...i was reading them"
-
2093.
>He looks down at her with doubt
-
2094.
>He's not even sure that she can read but decides not to press the matter
-
2095.
>Realizing how nice it feels with her pressed up against him
-
2096.
>It feels right
-
2097.
>With the stressful part of the day over, it's time to get into relax-mode
-
2098.
>He ruffles her mane with his hand as she smiles up at him
-
2099.
"Oh, I see. That's okay then."
-
2100.
>Her eye is still heavily swollen
-
2101.
"How are you feeling?"
-
2102.
>She wiggles her butt in excitement
-
2103.
>"good"
-
2104.
>Anon smiles at her energetic disposition
-
2105.
>Even though she still looks pretty beat up she has a contagious carefree attitude
-
2106.
"I brought a visitor."
-
2107.
>He brings the Luna plush around next to her face and holds it there until she notices
-
2108.
>Eventually one of her eyes picks up the new presence
-
2109.
>"lulu!"
-
2110.
>She lets go of Anon and squeezes Lulu as she closes her eyes
-
2111.
>Anon sighs as he looks at the minefield of books in his living room
-
2112.
>He starts stacking them on the floor next to the bookshelf
-
2113.
>'I will organize them later'
-
2114.
>As he continues to stack the books, Derpy puts Lulu on the sofa
-
2115.
>"ill help!"
-
2116.
>She picks up a book in her mouth and brings it to Anon
-
2117.
"Thanks Derpo."
-
2118.
>Surprisingly it only takes a few minutes to have them all stacked up neatly
-
2119.
>But a wave of dread hits Anon as he wonders how bad the other rooms are
-
2120.
>He apprehensively approaches the kitchen with Derpy in tow
-
2121.
>He sighs with relief as everything looks fine
-
2122.
>The only change is that all of the carrots are missing from the table
-
2123.
>Next he checks his bedroom
-
2124.
>There is still the mess from before but at least it's not any worse
-
2125.
>"what are you doing anon?"
-
2126.
>He pauses and looks down at Derpy
-
2127.
"I'm making sure everything is alright."
-
2128.
>’More like checking to see how far-reaching Tornado Derpy is he muses to himself
-
2129.
>Not understanding what he means, she nods anyway
-
2130.
>"okay"
-
2131.
>Anon enters the bathroom and everything looks fine
-
2132.
>His eyes gravitate towards the bathtub
-
2133.
“Derpy?”
-
2134.
>She looks up at him quizzically
-
2135.
>”anon?”
-
2136.
“Do you want to get washed?”
-
2137.
>”baff time?”
-
2138.
“Sure.”
-
2139.
>Anon grabs a towel out of the linen closet and puts in on top of the vanity
-
2140.
>Derpy sits near the cabinet as she watches him get things ready
-
2141.
>Next he turns on the bath faucet
-
2142.
>Her tongue hangs out of her smiling mouth as she watches the water pour into the tub
-
2143.
>One of her eyes follows Anon as he goes back to the closet
-
2144.
>He comes back with a small colorful ball
-
2145.
>”whats that?”
-
2146.
>He turns his attention back to Derpy as he brings his hand down near her face
-
2147.
>With an open palm he presents it to her
-
2148.
>She tilts her head so that one of her eyes can examine the unknown object
-
2149.
>Still unsure of what it is she puts her snoot on the ball and sniffs
-
2150.
>Feeling a burning sensation in her nose, she starts coughing and pulls away
-
2151.
“Hey, I didn’t say to smell it. This stuff is strong.”
-
2152.
>Derpy recovers quickly enough, but now eyes the mystic orb with wariness
-
2153.
“Here, look”
-
2154.
>He tosses the bath bomb into the now partially full bathtub
-
2155.
>Derpy walks over and peers down
-
2156.
>It fizzles as shades of pink and blue swirl around in the water
-
2157.
>”oh!”
-
2158.
>The more it expands it converts the water to something more akin to one of Pinkie Pie’s cupcakes
-
2159.
>And the more enamored Derpy becomes
-
2160.
>Anon smiles as he observes her fascination with it all
-
2161.
>He turns off the faucet once the water reaches well above the halfway point
-
2162.
>She continues to stare into the colored water as if in a trance
-
2163.
“Alright Derpy, it’s ready for you. I left your towel on the sink, let me know if you need anything.”
-
2164.
>Anon turns to walk out of the room but he feels a nudge in his leg
-
2165.
>Derpy is looking up at him expectantly
-
2166.
>”baff?”
-
2167.
“Yup, that’s the idea.”
-
2168.
>As she continues looking at him he remembers back when they were at her house
-
2169.
>With a similar look she told him: "beddy-byes"
-
2170.
>Which meant he had to put her to bed
-
2171.
“Do the white ponies normally help you with bath time?”
-
2172.
>Her eyes light up and she nods her head
-
2173.
>But almost just as soon, she frowns and looks down at the ground
-
2174.
>”...baff time used to be with mommy”
-
2175.
>It’s starting to get a bit sombering when he sees her like that
-
2176.
>In an attempt to turn the mood around he talks in a happy pitched tone
-
2177.
“Let’s get to it then!”
-
2178.
>He slowly picks her up
-
2179.
>For a moment their eyes meet
-
2180.
>’Wow, she’s really pretty’
-
2181.
>Anon wonders what she thinks of him
-
2182.
>’I doubt she even knows what romance is. She seemed clueless when I was putting my moves on her before’
-
2183.
>He gently places her down in the tub
-
2184.
>No longer glum, Derpy starts hoofing the still fizzing water
-
2185.
>”hehe”
-
2186.
>Anon thinks about getting in the bath with her
-
2187.
>’Nah, these equestrian tubs are tiny, I barely fit inside just by myself’
-
2188.
>He blushes at his next thought
-
2189.
>’And there’s no way I wouldn’t pop a fat boner’
-
2190.
>He walks over to the door and closes it, revealing a squat stool in the corner
-
2191.
>Picking it up he walks back over to the bath
-
2192.
>Derpy is still giggling while lightly splashing her hooves in the funny looking water
-
2193.
>Anon sits there for a minute and watches her
-
2194.
>’Am I jealous of her right now? I wish I could have that much fun when getting ready for work or something’
-
2195.
>He is taken out of his trance as Derpy looks at him
-
2196.
>”ducky?”
-
2197.
>’Another request huh?’
-
2198.
>He thinks he knows what she is talking about but plays dumb
-
2199.
“Pardon me?”
-
2200.
>She repeats herself enthusiastically as she boops him in the nose with her hoof
-
2201.
>”ducky!”
-
2202.
“Hey.”
-
2203.
>Not expecting the watery surprise boop, he wipes his face off on his arm
-
2204.
“Okay, I think I know what you want. But I don’t have a rubber duck. Sorry.”
-
2205.
>Derpy deflates for a moment but then continues splashing her hooves in the water
-
2206.
>’It’s probably time to actually start washing her. I need to get washed afterwards too’
-
2207.
>He grabs his body brush that is dangling from the faucet, which gets Derpy’s attention
-
2208.
>”brushies?”
-
2209.
>Anon chuckles
-
2210.
“Correct, it’s brushy time. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
-
2211.
>Derpy’s smile widens
-
2212.
>”yay!”
-
2213.
>He grabs the bar of soap sitting on the side of the tub and dips it in the water
-
2214.
>After rubbing it into the brush he begins the anointed task
-
2215.
>He runs some water through her mane and follows up with the brush
-
2216.
>Derpy giggles as she relishes the pampering
-
2217.
>Making sure he does a thorough job he spends several minutes on her mane
-
2218.
>He puts the brush down and washes her wings with his hands
-
2219.
>She blushes as he gently weaves his fingers through her feathers and joints
-
2220.
>Derpy blurts out in laughter as he starts to clean her wingpits
-
2221.
“Sensitive are we?”
-
2222.
>Anon laughs at her contagious giggling but tries to be quick, not wanting to prolong her tickle-torment
-
2223.
>She calms down as he uses the brush to clean her body and legs
-
2224.
>’Now for the hard part’
-
2225.
>Anon tries not to arouse Mr. Anon as he thinks about what needs to be done
-
2226.
>With a more serious tone he addresses the gray pegasus sitting in his bathtub
-
2227.
“Derpy, I need you to stand up and stay still. I need to wash your special area.”
-
2228.
>She blushes and nods at him
-
2229.
>”okay”
-
2230.
>Standing up she looks over at him in anticipation
-
2231.
>Anon takes a moment to strategize his next moves
-
2232.
“Got it.”
-
2233.
>”huh”
-
2234.
“I just need you to stay still and relax. I will be quick.”
-
2235.
>Derpy gulps and looks ahead trying to stay calm as instructed
-
2236.
>He grabs the bar of soap and stands up
-
2237.
>Carefully, he leans against the front portion of her body and bends down
-
2238.
>With his arm on top of her backside, he snakes his hand down, approaching the destination
-
2239.
>With hand on soap, he uses his index finger to prod the area
-
2240.
>As if on cue, Derpy gasps and kicks with her rear left hoof
-
2241.
>All the while Mr. Anon is starting to wake up
-
2242.
>The sudden movement causes a splash and gets his shirt wet, but he smirks as her hoof harmlessly hits the air
-
2243.
>With the spot located he presses the bar of soap down on her marehood
-
2244.
>Derpy gasps loudly
-
2245.
>Mr. Anon twitches in response
-
2246.
“I will be quick, hang in there”
-
2247.
>With a chubb starting to build he does his best to focus
-
2248.
>Derpy moans as he rubs the bar of soap on her vuvla
-
2249.
>”uugh..”
-
2250.
>Anon is in realization that his member is at full attention, but he does his best to block out his other brain from the southern hemisphere
-
2251.
>Derpy pants heavily as she is looking back at him
-
2252.
>After a few more seconds, he moves up to her ponut
-
2253.
“One more area over here…”
-
2254.
>Derpy moans softly as he scrubs her puckered up butthole
-
2255.
>"o..oh…"
-
2256.
>With the job complete he notices that he is still leaning against her, his dick poking her wing through his pants
-
2257.
>He is not sure if she notices but decides he needs to remove himself from the area
-
2258.
>Otherwise something improper is going to happen
-
2259.
“D-derpy…you were very good. I…uh, need to go check on something in the kitchen. Please sit down and wait for me”
-
2260.
>Without waiting for a response Anon quickly storms out of the room
-
2261.
>Derpy watches him leave
-
2262.
>Feeling flustered but also a little sad that he is leaving, she sits down in the tub
-
2263.
>Anon rushes over to the kitchen sink and drops his pants
-
2264.
>Mr. Anon springs out, immediately searching for mare prey
-
2265.
>He fills up a glass of cold water and brings it next to his dick
-
2266.
>Tilting the glass down to try and accommodate his phallus, he loses most of the water which spills on the floor
-
2267.
“Fuck.”
-
2268.
>With cock bobbing about, he walks over to the cabinet and grabs a bowl
-
2269.
>His cock twitches rebelliously as he waits for the bowl to finish being filled up
-
2270.
“I don’t have time for your crap.”
-
2271.
>He carefully brings the mostly full bowl down to his angry penis and does his best to angle it inside
-
2272.
>Not all of it fits, but he can already feel the frigid assault on his former ally
-
2273.
>Gasping, he lets it sit there
-
2274.
>Eventually it deflates to a chubb and the schlong succumbs to the chilling depths
-
2275.
“Whew.”
-
2276.
>Anon pulls his pants up and makes his way back to the bathroom
-
2277.
>He sighs in relief when he sees Derpy sitting in the tub
-
2278.
>Tornado Derpy could have easily changed identities to Tsunami Derpy
-
2279.
“I’m back”
-
2280.
>Derpy perks up as Anon approaches her
-
2281.
“Okay, where were we”
-
2282.
>He takes his seat back on the stool and reaches for the bar of soap and swabs his index finger on it
-
2283.
>She watches him as he takes one of her forehooves into his hand
-
2284.
“Now we clean your little hoofsies”
-
2285.
>Anon cannot help but smile radiantly
-
2286.
>He always wanted to do this with a pony
-
2287.
>She gasps as he slowly swirls his finger on her underhoof
-
2288.
>Blushing, she thinks about Anon
-
2289.
“And your other hoof”
-
2290.
>As he works on the other one, she feels strong emotions
-
2291.
>Not like how she feels towards her mommy
-
2292.
>But it is a feeling that compels her
-
2293.
>As if everything is going to be okay with Anon around
-
2294.
>Almost in a trance she sits there letting him work his magic on her hooves
-
2295.
>She doesn’t know what she’s feeling inside exactly, but it’s warm and it’s nice
-
2296.
“...And done.”
-
2297.
>Derpy sits there looking at Anon without actually looking at him
-
2298.
“Hello? I need to get washed too you know”
-
2299.
>He pokes her tummy with his finger
-
2300.
>Broken out of her daze, Derpy's stomach grumbles as she scrunches her face at him
-
2301.
>Anon puts his hand in the water and feels around
-
2302.
>Feeling a little nub, he pulls up on the drain stopper
-
2303.
>The water begins to suction towards the new opening
-
2304.
>Derpy’s attention turns to the mini whirlpool in front of her
-
2305.
“Wanna grab some grub soon?”
-
2306.
>Still sitting in the tub, she turns her head back to Anon with a slight tilt
-
2307.
>”grub?”
-
2308.
>With a smirk he explains
-
2309.
“I thought that being a pegasus and all that you would understand.”
-
2310.
>She still looks perplexed
-
2311.
“Ah, nevermind. Food. Wanna get food?”
-
2312.
>Her eyes light up and she nods her head quickly
-
2313.
“Alright, once I am done with my shower we can go out somewhere.”
-
2314.
>With the last of the bath water funneling down the drain, Derpy gets up and shakes her body and flaps her wings
-
2315.
>Anon is hit with a mixture of cool and warm mist
-
2316.
“T-thanks.”
-
2317.
>He grabs the towel off of the sink and hands it to her
-
2318.
“Do you think you can manage to finish drying yourself off?”
-
2319.
>She looks at the towel and then back at him
-
2320.
“We will get to eat food sooner”
-
2321.
>Without hesitation she grabs the towel with her mouth and hops out of the bathtub
-
2322.
>Anon guides her out of the bathroom and then closes the door
-
2323.
“I’ll be quick, just dry off out here.”
-
2324.
>Finally alone, he undresses and gets into the tub
-
2325.
>He pulls the shower curtain around and encloses himself in white
-
2326.
>Anon closes his eyes and clears his mind as he lets the warm water wash over him
-
2327.
-
2328.
>With a towel wrapped around his waist he walks out of the bathroom
-
2329.
>He spots Derpy on the couch and casually strolls to his room
-
2330.
>Not realizing that she is staring at his shirtless form while blushing
-
2331.
>Heading to his room he calls back to her
-
2332.
“Getting dressed real quick and then we will head out.”
-
2333.
>Anon walks to his closet and picks out his usual black pants and white shirt
-
2334.
>The clothing is rough but that's all he could afford
-
2335.
>Rarity’s quote for her original design would have costed him weeks in bits
-
2336.
>Thankfully, she begrudgingly accepted the more economical approach
-
2337.
>”These are hardly even fit for farm ponies, but if that’s what you want darling…”
-
2338.
>She had a week's worth of clothes done for him within an hour
-
2339.
>The shirt is a tad tight in the neck and the pants a bit baggy, but they work
-
2340.
>Fashioned out, Anon heads back to the living room
-
2341.
>Derpy is rolling around on the couch
-
2342.
“Uh, Derpy. What are you doing?”
-
2343.
>Derpy stops and turns her head to face him
-
2344.
>Her left eye is looking down at the couch and her right eye is pointing vaguely in his direction
-
2345.
>”drying”
-
2346.
>Anon walks over and looks at the couch
-
2347.
>There are wet spots all over the cushions
-
2348.
>He sighs
-
2349.
“Derpy, I meant for you to use the towel…”
-
2350.
>Derpy gets off of the couch and walks over to the bathroom
-
2351.
>She picks up the towel that is lying on the floor next to the door and brings it over to Anon
-
2352.
>He takes the towel from her as she smiles at him
-
2353.
>He gives her a quick rub down with the towel
-
2354.
“Looks like you already did a good job…with the couch.”
-
2355.
>Putting the towel down he walks over to the door
-
2356.
>A heavy growling noise can be heard right behind him
-
2357.
>He turns around, Derpy is looking up at him hungrily
-
2358.
>”grub?”
-
2359.
>Anon cannot help by smile
-
2360.
“Already learning new words? There is a bright pony inside you somewhere.”
-
2361.
>Derpy’s expression turns serious
-
2362.
>”food?”
-
2363.
“Patience, but yes. Ever been to The Hay Burger? It’s not high end or anything, but it will hit the spot.”
-
2364.
>Derpy looks at him confused
-
2365.
>”whats a hay b-borgar”
-
2366.
“You’ve never been there?”
-
2367.
>”been where?”
-
2368.
>Anon raises his eyebrow
-
2369.
“It’s a restaurant in town. They have burgers.”
-
2370.
>She still looks confused
-
2371.
>”b-burger?”
-
2372.
>’I know that she lived a sheltered life, but how does she not know about hay burgers?’
-
2373.
“Follow me and we will go eat yummy food.”
-
2374.
>Derpy’s demeanor changes instantly as she jumps up in excitement
-
2375.
>”yay lets go!”
-
2376.
“Alright Derpo, that’s the spirit.”
-
2377.
>Anon feels his stomach start to vibrate as it gurgles at him
-
2378.
“And the timing couldn’t be better.”
-
2379.
-
2380.
-
2381.
>He opens the door and waits for Derpy to exit before closing it
-
2382.
>Anon leads in the direction to The Hay Burger, it’s not far from his house
-
2383.
>Although he gets a discount at Café Hay, he doesn’t feel like going there on his day off
-
2384.
>And he is in the mood for something greasy
-
2385.
>Derpy walks next to Anon and smiles up at him
-
2386.
>”what food are we going to eat?”
-
2387.
“Well, probably hay burgers. But I haven’t decided yet. They have some really tasty grilled cheese sandwiches too.”
-
2388.
>With a contemplative stare, she questions him again about this mysterious hay burger
-
2389.
>”anon whats a hay burger?”
-
2390.
“You really don’t know?”
-
2391.
>She continues to stare at him
-
2392.
“It's basically fried hay in a bun with some other stuff, like veggies and cheese. You probably had one before.”
-
2393.
>”i dont think mommy made that for me…”
-
2394.
>Derpy frowns
-
2395.
>”or the white ponies”
-
2396.
“Um, it’s okay if you haven’t had one before. Today will be your first hay burger, it will be great.”
-
2397.
>She starts to smile again
-
2398.
>Anon points ahead
-
2399.
“Oh, and that’s what it looks like”
-
2400.
>On the roof of the building there is a large sign with a hay burger and a soft drink
-
2401.
>Derpy looks up in awe
-
2402.
>”oh”
-
2403.
“Alright, we made it. Let’s head inside.”
-
2404.
>Anon opens the door and beckons Derpy to go inside
-
2405.
>She giddily trots inside of the restaurant
-
2406.
>Anon follows up behind her and looks around
-
2407.
>It seems fairly empty for dinner time
-
2408.
>’Nice, no line either’
-
2409.
>He walks up to the register with Derpy at his side
-
2410.
>A younger looking stallion with braces greets him
-
2411.
>”Welcome to The Hay Burger. Can I take your order?”
-
2412.
>Anon notices the nametag on his uniform
-
2413.
>’Karl? What kind of name is that for a pony’
-
2414.
>Anon shrugs and is about to place his order when Derpy cuts in
-
2415.
>”hay burger”
-
2416.
>Borderline deadpan, Karl replies
-
2417.
>”Yes ma’am. What kind of hay burger would you like?”
-
2418.
>”a big one”
-
2419.
>Karl stares are her blankly
-
2420.
>”Uh….”
-
2421.
>Anon interrupts the bumbling dialogue
-
2422.
“I’ll place the order for us.”
-
2423.
>Derpy agrees, ”okay”
-
2424.
>Karl turns his face towards Anon with the same detached expression
-
2425.
>’Damn. Imagine being a wagie named Karl in Ponyville. Some ponies really do get the short end of the stick’
-
2426.
>”...sir?”
-
2427.
>Realizing that time doesn’t freeze while his thoughts are rambling, Anon prepares to give Karl the order
-
2428.
“I will have the grilled cheese sandwich with a medium side of onion rings. My pegasus friend will take the double hay burger with cheese and extra veggies. And a large order of fries.”
-
2429.
>As Karl takes down the order, Anon looks down at Derpy
-
2430.
>’I’ve seen how much she can eat, I should get more food’
-
2431.
“Actually, make that two double hay burgers please.”
-
2432.
>"Okay, and for your drinks?"
-
2433.
"We'll both take iced tea."
-
2434.
>”Your total will be 6 bits”
-
2435.
>Anon glady pulls out the requested coins and hands them over to Karl
-
2436.
>Although he doesn’t make a lot at Café Hay, the everyday essentials in Ponyville are all quite inexpensive
-
2437.
>Food used to be a noticeable chunk of his budget back on Earth
-
2438.
>“Your food will be right out. You can take a seat anywhere you like.”
-
2439.
“Thank you Karl.”
-
2440.
>Derpy also chimes in, “thanks!”
-
2441.
>For the first time in the conversation Karl shows some emotion when hearing his name
-
2442.
>”You’re welcome.”
-
2443.
>Anon makes his way to the closest empty table
-
2444.
>Spotting some crumbs and pieces of lettuce, he moves along
-
2445.
>Derpy walks ahead of him towards a window seat
-
2446.
>She looks back at Anon and waves at him
-
2447.
>”here!”
-
2448.
>Anon smiles
-
2449.
>His heart is filled with affection at seeing her so excited over her hay burger debut
-
2450.
>Some of the other seated ponies look over and give the odd couple strange glances
-
2451.
>Anon pretends not to notice, he doesn’t want to make Derpy uncomfortable
-
2452.
>’Although, I am not sure she would notice even if I told her’
-
2453.
>Anon takes a seat on what appears to be a wooden barrel made into a stool
-
2454.
>Derpy sits on the one next to him
-
2455.
>The seats are close enough for her to lean against him
-
2456.
>As she slips into his personal space her face is tilted up at him with her tongue hanging out of her mouth
-
2457.
“You’re silly.”
-
2458.
>”hehe”
-
2459.
>Derpy’s stomach suddenly roars out
-
2460.
>Anon can feel her body shake in response
-
2461.
>“anon im hungry”
-
2462.
“Me too Derpo, me too.”
-
2463.
>She closes her eyes as he pats her on the head
-
2464.
>”Ahem.”
-
2465.
>Anon turns around and sees a young earth pony balancing a tray of food on her head
-
2466.
>She looks mildly annoyed
-
2467.
>”Grilled cheese, two double hay burgers?”
-
2468.
>He reads her name tag in his head
-
2469.
>’Sugar Twirl. That seems fairly normal I guess’
-
2470.
“That was quick. And yup, that’s us. And there should be fries, onion rings, and two iced teas.”
-
2471.
>The brown and white splotched mare rolls her eyes and places the tray on the table
-
2472.
>”It’s all here.”
-
2473.
>Derpy’s full attention is on the fast food feast in front of her
-
2474.
>Her eyes go wide and she licks her lips in anticipation
-
2475.
>As the server is about to leave she does a double take when she looks at Derpy
-
2476.
>”Um, ma’am?”
-
2477.
>Derpy has everything blocked out except for the food before her
-
2478.
>Anon taps Derpy’s wing with his index finger
-
2479.
“Hey Derp, she wants you.”
-
2480.
>With noticeable effort Derpy breaks her concentration on the food and innocently looks over at the server
-
2481.
>”...hi”
-
2482.
>The server gives a suspecting glance to Anon and then resumes talking to Derpy
-
2483.
>”Are you okay filly?”
-
2484.
>Derpy responds without hesitation, ”yes i have hay burgers now”
-
2485.
>Sugar Twirl raises her eyebrow at Derpy’s response
-
2486.
>”No, I mean your face.”
-
2487.
>Derpy frowns. In her mind she thinks that Sugar Twirl is talking about her eyes
-
2488.
>When she was really little her mommy would take her in town, but that was a long time ago
-
2489.
>She remembers that ponies would point and stare at her, and sometimes even laugh
-
2490.
>When they would get home she would see her mommy crying
-
2491.
>That made her sad
-
2492.
>Before Derpy can think too much about her past, Anon fills the awkward silence
-
2493.
>’Well crap, I can’t just tell her that my friend here got beat up by violent-prone fillies. That would sound weird’
-
2494.
“Uh, she got into an accident. But she’s better now.”
-
2495.
>Sugar Twirl looks at Anon apprehensively
-
2496.
>”Is that so huh?”
-
2497.
>Derpy finally responds when she realizes it's not about her eyes
-
2498.
>”i…i fell.”
-
2499.
>Sugar Twirl starts to piece together that Derpy may be a bit special and decides to back off
-
2500.
>At this point she just wants to finish her shift and see her coltfriend
-
2501.
>”Whatever you say, enjoy the meal.”
-
2502.
>She gives Anon a skeptical glare before walking away
-
2503.
>Derpy’s nostrils register the food next to her
-
2504.
>She smiles with glee as she sticks her face into the first thing she sees
-
2505.
”Hey, those are mine.”
-
2506.
>Derpy ignores Anon as she chows down on the onion rings
-
2507.
>Sighing in defeat, he grabs his grilled cheese sandwich before Derpy, Devourer of All, can get to it
-
2508.
>He takes a bite into the sandwich and immediately spits it out
-
2509.
“Hot!”
-
2510.
>Derpy looks over at him for a second but then continues munching
-
2511.
>Already done with the onion rings she has moved onto her first hay burger
-
2512.
>Anon sneaks a few hoof-shaped fries while Derpy is distracted with her burger
-
2513.
>As if Derpy has the renown Pinkie Sense, she turns her attention to her fries and begins to mercilessly devour them
-
2514.
“Hey Derpy. Take your time.”
-
2515.
>She tries to say something but her mouthful of potatoes prevents her voice from translating into a coherent sentence
-
2516.
”Here.”
-
2517.
>Anon hands her the iced tea
-
2518.
“Drink this before you eat anything else.”
-
2519.
>Anon picks his sandwich back up and takes a cautious bite
-
2520.
>Hot but not burning, thick creamy cheese overwhelms his taste buds
-
2521.
>’Now this is the stuff’
-
2522.
>Derpy slurps down her tea in a few gulps and returns to feasting on her fries
-
2523.
>Anon speculates as he watches her, ’Luckily the large actually comes with a lot. She already housed a double hay burger like it was nothing’
-
2524.
>As he finishes the first half of his sandwich, Derpy is already starting her second burger
-
2525.
“How are the burgers Derp?”
-
2526.
>Anon takes a sip from his tea as he enjoys the spectacle
-
2527.
>She turns her face while she is still chewing and smiles
-
2528.
>”goosh!”
-
2529.
“Great.”
-
2530.
>By the time Anon finishes the other half of his sandwich he realizes that Derpy is watching him intently
-
2531.
>He takes another sip of his tea and then offers it to her
-
2532.
>While still looking at him she quickly gulps the remaining liquid
-
2533.
“Are you still hungry?”
-
2534.
>She shakes her head
-
2535.
>”im full”
-
2536.
”I didn’t know that was possible, we will need to come here again.”
-
2537.
>As she smiles and nods in agreement, Anon realizes how messy her face is
-
2538.
“Here, hold still.”
-
2539.
>He brings up a napkin and starts wiping off the crumbs and sauce
-
2540.
>Derpy patiently waits for him
-
2541.
>She has become used to being taken care of by Anon over the past several days
-
2542.
>After a few more napkins Anon pulls back and takes a look
-
2543.
>There are still some dried mustard stains on her cheeks but Anon shrugs
-
2544.
“I think that’s the best we can do for now.”
-
2545.
>”okay”
-
2546.
>Anon stands up from the stool and grabs the messy serving tray
-
2547.
>Derpy follows him as he brings it to the counter
-
2548.
>Karl nods at him in thanks, knowing that some ponies simply leave the trays on their table
-
2549.
>Anon walks over to the door, garnering a few curious glances from the other customers
-
2550.
>As they make their way to the road Anon asks Derpy the big question
-
2551.
“So, what do you want to do next? I’m off from work tomorrow too.”
-
2552.
>As they aimlessly slow-walk to nowhere, Derpy ponders the query
-
2553.
>A lightbulb turns on in that noggin of hers
-
2554.
>”swing!”
-
2555.
>Before Anon can respond, she changes her mind with a frown
-
2556.
>”i mean…lets go home”
-
2557.
>She goes quiet and her head hangs low
-
2558.
>Anon stops walking and kneels down next to her
-
2559.
>With his hand, he raises her head to his
-
2560.
>Her eyes are sad, and her bruised eye is still not fully open
-
2561.
“Derpy, we will go to the swing. You don’t have to worry about anypony hurting you with me around.”
-
2562.
>Her right eye swirls around as though it’s in thought
-
2563.
>And her left eye looks directly at Anon
-
2564.
>”r-really?”
-
2565.
“I promise.”
-
2566.
>Derpy’s smile slowly etches its way back onto her face
-
2567.
>”okay!”
-
2568.
>With that, the unique couple walk along the road
-
2569.
-
2570.
-
2571.
>Anon draws a quick map of their route in his head
-
2572.
>’Alright, we basically head back past my house and the park is right there. First we take-’
-
2573.
>His thoughts are interrupted as he feels her warm body press against him as they walk
-
2574.
>Looking down, Anon sees Derpy’s head looking up at him as she nuzzles into him
-
2575.
>His heart flutters as she smiles brightly
-
2576.
>Without a care in the world, she leans on Anon and relies on him to guide her to her special spot
-
2577.
>Anon is about to say something but quelches those unspoken words
-
2578.
>Blushing and feeling slightly embarrassed, he focuses his gaze back to the road
-
2579.
>’Alright, one of us has to pay attention’
-
2580.
>At least that’s his coping mechanism for shying away from her beaming cuteness
-
2581.
>They continue to walk along the road, garnering a curious glance here or there from the sparse townponies still roaming around
-
2582.
>The sun is beginning to set as they approach the entrance to the playground
-
2583.
>There is wooden split rail fencing loosely placed around the perimeter, it has seen better days
-
2584.
>Some sections of wood are missing, some are rotting, or the rails haphazardly lay on the ground
-
2585.
>But to Derpy, this is her safe space
-
2586.
>Or at least it was, until the day Silver Spoon took that away from her
-
2587.
>’But that’s in the past. This is her domain again’
-
2588.
>As Anon plays the role of the unknown savior in his head, he can feel the warmth to his side leaving him
-
2589.
>Unhappy at the sudden loss he frowns
-
2590.
>Derpy giddily trots ahead once she notices the swing
-
2591.
>Up until then she didn’t even realize they were there
-
2592.
>”swing!”
-
2593.
>Derpy calls out to the inanimate object as though it is her long lost friend
-
2594.
>Anon walks quickly to catch up with her
-
2595.
>By the time he arrives she’s already sitting on the humble swing
-
2596.
>It’s a worn wooden plank attached to rope
-
2597.
>’I wonder how long this thing will last. I should be able to fix it if it comes to it though’
-
2598.
>Derpy smiles and waves at him with her foreleg
-
2599.
“Look at you. Only a fool would keep a mare from her swing.”
-
2600.
>Derpy giggles as Anon pats her on the head
-
2601.
>”hehe”
-
2602.
>Anon puts his arm down and realizes how close he is to her
-
2603.
>Seated on the swing, her face comes up to his chest
-
2604.
>She’s blushing as she looks up at him
-
2605.
>Anon stands there and freezes up
-
2606.
>She still has a blotch of dried mustard on her cheek, but it only makes her more adorable
-
2607.
>’...do I go for the kiss or…’
-
2608.
>Derpy doesn’t seem to notice him freaking out internally
-
2609.
>She’s just happy to be here
-
2610.
>Anon is taken out of his awkward predicament as a gray hoof boops him in the nose
-
2611.
“Hey, what was that for?”
-
2612.
>Derpy’s only response is more giggling
-
2613.
>With the non-existent situation defused, Anon walks behind her and gives her a little push
-
2614.
>She turns her around to try and see what he’s up to
-
2615.
“Look ahead, I will give you a boost.”
-
2616.
>Derpy is unsure of what he is doing but agrees
-
2617.
>”okay”
-
2618.
>He pushes a little harder this time
-
2619.
>She starts to kick her legs back and forth
-
2620.
>Anon takes a small step back as she builds up momentum
-
2621.
>Derpy giggles with glee as she propels in the air
-
2622.
>Being at her favorite spot with Anon is a like a dream come true
-
2623.
>She feels her elation rising as his firm but gentle hands continue to push her to even further heights
-
2624.
>”weee!”
-
2625.
>Anon starts to let up on the pushing
-
2626.
>’That’s probably the safest height I’m comfortable with’
-
2627.
>He continues to catch her when she returns downwards and gives a fake push
-
2628.
>’As long as she’s having fun’
-
2629.
>Anon smiles as he continues to guide her swinging
-
2630.
>Failing to resist her contagious laughter, he joins in
-
2631.
“Haha, Derpy you’re a pro at this!”
-
2632.
>Seeing that she is starting to lose altitude, he gives her one last big push
-
2633.
>”oh!”
-
2634.
>Derpy rockets up to the sky and giggles uncontrollably on the descent
-
2635.
>”hehehehe”
-
2636.
>Anon steps back and lets her glide on her own
-
2637.
>He walks in front of the swing so he can watch her
-
2638.
>Derpy tries her best to look at him while she’s swinging, but her eyes are not cooperating
-
2639.
>Anon chuckles as he watches her try to maneuver her head
-
2640.
>Eventually she stops kicking her legs and slowly rocks back to the ground
-
2641.
>She jumps off of the swing and charges at Anon
-
2642.
>Unable to dodge her in time, he is hit with the full force of her energy
-
2643.
“Oof!”
-
2644.
>Anon cringes as the pain flares up from his bruised abdomen
-
2645.
>He wobbles for a moment, but Derpy holds onto him tightly
-
2646.
>”anon!”
-
2647.
>He looks down and he sees her wrapped around him
-
2648.
>Her eyes are closed as she snuggles her face into his stomach
-
2649.
>The sharp pain dies down but he’s still sore from the unexpected impact
-
2650.
“You need to watch out, you’re still healing you know”
-
2651.
>”And so am I” Anon mutters to himself
-
2652.
>Derpy pays him no mind as she continues to rub her face into him
-
2653.
>’I wonder if this is how it’s like being Lulu. I could get used to it I suppose, if she actually washed me that is’
-
2654.
>Anon hugs her back as they stand there in silent peace
-
2655.
>He looks up to the sky and notices that the sun is moving lower in the sky
-
2656.
>’Does Celelstia actually move that thing every so often or does she have a spell that does it for her? Alicorns are weird’
-
2657.
>As Anon contemplates how powerful alicorns are, he can feel Derpy yawning into him
-
2658.
>Against his will, he yawns in response
-
2659.
“Alright Derpo we should head home. It’s been a long day and Luna is about to take over for Celestia.”
-
2660.
>As Anon breaks the hug Derpy looks up at him
-
2661.
>”lulu?”
-
2662.
>Anon isn’t sure how much she knows about the princesses, so he just shrugs
-
2663.
“Uh, yeah. Lulu.”
-
2664.
>They make their way out of the park and head to Anon’s house
-
2665.
>He is delighted to feel her body pressed against his as she leans on him
-
2666.
>Anon’s body greedily absorbs her pony warmth as though it’s a required resource
-
2667.
>’Yeah, I could get used to this’
-
2668.
-
2669.
-
2670.
>By the time they get back to Anon's house the sun is no longer visible
-
2671.
>He opens the door and walks to the bathroom
-
2672.
"I'll be right out Derp, make yourself at home."
-
2673.
>Anon walks into the bathroom
-
2674.
>As he turns around to close the door he almost bumps into a certain pegasus
-
2675.
"Hey, I need some privacy."
-
2676.
>Derpy doesn't get the hint and continues standing in the doorway
-
2677.
>Tilting her head sideways she questions the green human
-
2678.
>"why"
-
2679.
>Anon has to think for a second
-
2680.
>But nothing suitable pops up
-
2681.
"Because I just do, okay."
-
2682.
>"okay"
-
2683.
>Satisfied with his response, Derpy backs up and closes the door on him
-
2684.
>Anon stands there baffled before taking care of his business
-
2685.
>As he lets his stream loose he thinks about everything that's happened
-
2686.
>'Today has felt like 3 days in one'
-
2687.
>Giving his penis a final flick he washes up at the sink
-
2688.
>Walking into the living room he looks for Derpy but she's not there
-
2689.
>He peeks his head into the bedroom
-
2690.
"Hello?"
-
2691.
>No response
-
2692.
>Only one place left
-
2693.
>The kitchen
-
2694.
>As he walks in he sees Derpy at the pantry
-
2695.
"Still hungry after all those burgers?"
-
2696.
>Derpy turns around with orange crumbs on her face
-
2697.
>"lulus hungry"
-
2698.
>He notices that she is holding her Luna plushie
-
2699.
"Ah I see. The princess must have a royal appetite."
-
2700.
>Derpy giggles as she holds the half bitten carrot to Lulu's face
-
2701.
>Anon watches without interfering
-
2702.
>After several seconds, Derpy turns the carrot towards her own face and takes a bite
-
2703.
>She returns her gaze back to Anon as she chews loudly
-
2704.
>Anon grabs a glass of water and takes a sip
-
2705.
"Is Lulu thirsty?"
-
2706.
>Derpy nods
-
2707.
>He walks over and holds the glass to the worn plushie's face
-
2708.
>Derpy smiles as Anon quenches Lulu's thirst
-
2709.
>Then he brings the glass to Derpy's face, she blushes
-
2710.
>He tips the glass as she opens her lips
-
2711.
>Her left eye is looking up at Anon and her other is googling around between Luna and the floor
-
2712.
>She continues to gulp down the refreshing liquid until nothing is left
-
2713.
"It looks like Lulu was really thirsty."
-
2714.
>Anon smirks at Derpy before putting the glass on the table
-
2715.
"I know you're tired, I'll make sure the bed is set up for you and Lulu."
-
2716.
>Derpy's demeanor changes at the mention of his bed
-
2717.
>"what about you?"
-
2718.
"I have the couch. It worked fine last night."
-
2719.
>"its wet"
-
2720.
>Anon starts to remember the incident before they left for dinner
-
2721.
>A wet pony drying herself on his couch
-
2722.
>'Why do I feel like she has a better memory than I do'
-
2723.
>As Anon visualizes the wet spots on the couch, Derpy walks closer to him
-
2724.
>She looks determined
-
2725.
>"lulu wants you to sleep with us"
-
2726.
>Anon almost spits out the water that he already swallowed
-
2727.
"Uh..."
-
2728.
*Poof*
-
2729.
>A familiar weight finds itself on Anon's shoulder
-
2730.
>'Now is your chance to smash that jiggly booty, she's literally asking for it'
-
2731.
>The tiny toothy grinned version of himself looks him in the face
-
2732.
"Oh no."
-
2733.
>Derpy raises her hoof in discomfort
-
2734.
>Her face starts to quiver like she's going to cry
-
2735.
>Realizing he spoke out loud, he attempts to calm her down
-
2736.
"Wait, that's not what I meant, Derpy. I need a minute please."
-
2737.
>'Are you going to make this cutie cry or dick her down already? There's only one option Champ'
-
2738.
>Suddenly, Anon feels a disturbance on his other shoulder
-
2739.
>With radiant wings spread, angel-anon points an accusatory finger at his adversary
-
2740.
>'Begone foul demon!'
-
2741.
>Devil-anon rolls his eyes
-
2742.
>'Who invited this goody good?'
-
2743.
>Derpy apprehensively watches Anon as he looks back and forth to his shoulders
-
2744.
>'Her purity must be maintained Anon, you know this'
-
2745.
>Anon's eyes dart to angel-anon
-
2746.
>'Hey idiot. She's looking at you. Give her what she wants already'
-
2747.
>Anon starts to tune them both out as he focuses on her sad face
-
2748.
>'Anon don't d-'
-
2749.
*Poof*
-
2750.
>Back to being alone with her, the room feels uncomfortably silent
-
2751.
>He walks up to her and hugs her
-
2752.
"Of course I'll sleep with you and Lulu."
-
2753.
>She hugs him back and buries her face into him
-
2754.
>He can feel her smiling through his shirt
-
2755.
>They stay like that for several minutes, enjoying each other's embrace
-
2756.
>Derpy is the first one to pull away
-
2757.
>"beddy byes?"
-
2758.
"Yes, Derp. Let's get ready for bed."
-
2759.
>Anon walks to his room
-
2760.
>Derpy sleepily but cheerily follows him
-
2761.
>Pony beds are a bit small for Anon so he made sure to get a larger one
-
2762.
>It's big enough to accommodate himself, but it will be a squeeze with Derpy
-
2763.
>Anon can start to feel his heart race
-
2764.
>'Am I about to sleep in the same bed with the mare I like? What if I can't control myself? What if she kicks me again'
-
2765.
>Derpy runs over and jumps to the bed, but her aim is slightly off
-
2766.
>Anon's panicked thoughts are cut short as he feels something knock into him
-
2767.
>He falls into the bed face first
-
2768.
>Feeling something heavy but soft on his back, he can only assume that it's Derpy
-
2769.
>Through a muffled mouthful of blanket he calls out to her
-
2770.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
-
2771.
>As the weight slides off of him he can hear Derpy's voice, it also sounds suppressed
-
2772.
>"are you okay anon?"
-
2773.
>As he sits up he sees a moving blob covered in a blanket
-
2774.
>The only thing visible is a plump gray pony butt wiggling in his face
-
2775.
>Mere inches away from her marehood, he sits there and just stares
-
2776.
>Her musk fills his nostrils as he is mesmerized by her mottled vulva
-
2777.
>His brain goes into single-cell mode as Mr. Anon comes out of his slumber
-
2778.
>Derpy manages to get unstuck from the blanket and turns around to face Anon
-
2779.
>His face is completely red as his growing boner is trying to break free of his pants
-
2780.
>Derpy's face is within breathing range
-
2781.
>He can feel her hot breath slowly mingling with his own
-
2782.
>Derpy blushes and stutters on her words
-
2783.
>"i-im sorry...i...i"
-
2784.
>Before she can continue her stammering, Anon kisses her
-
2785.
>Her eyes go wide as she feels his warm lips connect with hers
-
2786.
>Anon closes his eyes and wraps his arm behind her head, pulling her closer
-
2787.
>Derpy's eyes swirl around as she tries to process what is going on
-
2788.
>As if on instinct, her lips start to move on their own
-
2789.
>Without even realizing it she's kissing him back
-
2790.
>Anon holds the kiss, enjoying every moment
-
2791.
>Leaning back on the bed, he pulls Derpy with him
-
2792.
>Their kiss ends but they continue looking at each other as they lie down
-
2793.
>Derpy is partially on top of Anon with her forehooves hugging his torso
-
2794.
>One of her rear hooves is straddling his leg
-
2795.
>The bulge in Anon’s pants is reaching its limit
-
2796.
“Derpy I-”
-
2797.
>Before he can finish his sentence, she leans in to kiss him
-
2798.
>With her eyes still open she blushes as she locks lips with her newly found sweetheart
-
2799.
>Anon keeps his eyes open so he can look at her face for a little longer
-
2800.
>His heart is pounding and his brain is incapable of producing fully formed thoughts
-
2801.
>Acting on instinct he closes his eyes and engages his tongue
-
2802.
>Derpy’s lips resist initially, but Anon gently prods them open
-
2803.
>Her eyes go wide at the new sensation
-
2804.
>Not very experienced with the risqué Frenchman technique himself, Anon’s tongue bumbles about inside of her mouth
-
2805.
>Derpy moans lightly as Anon tries to wrap his tongue around hers
-
2806.
>Elusively, her tongue seems to evade his as though they are playing tag
-
2807.
>As they continue the dance of tongues, he grabs her body and rolls her on top of him
-
2808.
>Anon can feel moisture soaking through to Mr. Anon, making him twitch aggressively
-
2809.
>Her hips straddle his waist and her eyes go wide as she feels a bump poke her special area
-
2810.
>Derpy’s rear left leg involuntarily kicks the bed and pushes her upwards on an angle
-
2811.
>The kiss breaks and she lands on her side next to him
-
2812.
>She scrunches her face and looks embarrassed
-
2813.
>”i-im sorry…”
-
2814.
>Anon’s monkey brain is past words, he pulls her back on top of him and resumes kissing her
-
2815.
>Her marehood finds its way back to his hardened bulge
-
2816.
>Derpy moans loudly in Anon’s mouth but she manages to control her leg enough so it only kicks a little bit
-
2817.
>Her body raises slightly and her hips come back down on the barrier containing Mr. Anon
-
2818.
>Anon’s cock throbs as the weight of her body bears down on him as she moans again
-
2819.
>Their tongues no longer play tag, but are intertwined in a vigorous grapple
-
2820.
>Anon puts his hand on Derpy’s butt and pushes her down on him as he moves his hips, grinding against her moist marehood
-
2821.
>She continues to moan as her rear left hoof weakly tries to push away
-
2822.
>But Anon’s grasp on her booty is firm
-
2823.
>As they continue to aggressively swirl their tongues, Anon can feel his pants becoming completely soaked from her mare juices
-
2824.
>One small thought makes it through the concupiscent wall of fog engulfing his head
-
2825.
>’She’s ready’
-
2826.
>Whether this was Anon’s own thought or devil-anon’s, it doesn’t matter. Angel-anon left long ago
-
2827.
>Reaching with his free hand, he pulls down on his pants
-
2828.
>Due to the positioning and her weight on top of him, it takes several moments as they continue to sloppily makeout
-
2829.
>Eventually Mr. Anon slides out
-
2830.
>Pinned down by her marehood, his dick is facing against his body and pointing upwards
-
2831.
>Unleashed from his excruciating prison, Mr. Anon waggles apocalyptically underneath her wet vulva
-
2832.
>Derpy moans as she inadvertently rubs against his engorged member
-
2833.
>Anon decides to intervene and uses both hands to lift her waist upwards
-
2834.
>Due to the shift in pressure, her face forcefully pushes against his
-
2835.
>Slightly uncomfortable for the both of them, this moment continues until Anon uses his other hand to guide his cock
-
2836.
>The tip of his cock makes contact
-
2837.
>But it’s jabs the inner part of her leg, smearing her with precum
-
2838.
>Readjusting his coordinates as though he is an artillerist, he moves his cock slightly to the right
-
2839.
>They both moan as his tip touches her marebits
-
2840.
>Target acquired
-
2841.
>Letting go of her hips, gravity takes care of the rest
-
2842.
>Mr. Anon feels her lips wrap around him
-
2843.
>Derpy’s tongue stops moving as Anon continues to prod her with his own
-
2844.
>Instead of her leg instinctively kicking to get out of the situation, her hips start moving on their own
-
2845.
>She slams down on Anon’s pelvis with all of her might
-
2846.
>Mr. Anon is overwhelmed, as though he’s been caught inside of a nuclear shockwave, desperately trying to hold on to dear life
-
2847.
>Both of them experience sensory overload as Anon's cock is hilted deep inside of her marehood
-
2848.
>Derpy breaks the kiss and starts moaning loudly as she quivers on top of the green human’s cock
-
2849.
>Her wings fully extend outward as she lets out a loud pleasureful cry
-
2850.
>”ah…ughhhhh!”
-
2851.
>Derpy’s guttural grunting sends Anon over the edge as he can feel her cumming on his dick
-
2852.
>A rush of mare juices envelopes Mr. Anon in a whirlpool of ecstasy
-
2853.
“AHHHH! I’M CUMMING!"
-
2854.
>Anon grabs her butt with both of his hands and pulls her down on his cock
-
2855.
>Mr. Anon erupts with the force of a volcano, unleashing its molten loads inside of the gray pegasus
-
2856.
>Derpy desperately tries to wiggle free from Anon as they both cum
-
2857.
>The pleasure is too intense for her virginity to handle
-
2858.
>But Anon strongly grasps her to him
-
2859.
>His husky grunts fill the room as he pumps load after load inside of the ditzy mare
-
2860.
“Derpy!”
-
2861.
>His thick ropes continue to pulse inside of her vagina
-
2862.
>Derpy’s eyes google around in a euphoria as her lips squeeze Anon’s throbbing cock
-
2863.
>Mr. Anon was waiting for this day, but even he was not prepared for the result
-
2864.
>As his cock continues to twitch and unleash itself inside of her, Anon grabs her face with his hand and starts to kiss her
-
2865.
>Derpy’s tongue haphazardly swings inside of his mouth as they both continue to moan
-
2866.
>Eventually Mr. Anon seizes the flood of white goo and begins to shrink
-
2867.
>Derpy breaks the kiss as she lays on top of Anon panting, her tongue hangs loosely outside of her mouth
-
2868.
“Derpy…”
-
2869.
>Drenched in a combination of Derpy’s sweat and his own, Anon’s sternum raises up and down quickly as he catches his breath
-
2870.
>With dick still inside of her, Mr. Anon dribbles its last drops as they rest there together
-
2871.
>He holds her head to his chest and runs his hand through her mane
-
2872.
>Derpy’s right eye is looking up at him as she blushes, her other is still swirling around as though it’s lost in a sea of stimulation
-
2873.
>They lay there in blissful peace for some time
-
2874.
>But Mr. Anon has risen from the dead
-
2875.
>His dick may have been flattened, but it is a greedy dick
-
2876.
>Still inside of her entryway, Mr. Anon begins to rise
-
2877.
>Derpy shuffles in Anon’s grasp as she feels his penis expand inside of her
-
2878.
>She starts to moan as her walls instinctively clamp around his member
-
2879.
>Anon blushes as his blood beings to travel south
-
2880.
>”a-anon…i…”
-
2881.
>Derpy never finishes her sentence, her mind is too overburdened with hormones
-
2882.
>Their pelvises a sticky mess, Anon uses all of his willpower to pull his cock out
-
2883.
*Slick*
-
2884.
>Mr. Anon feels a terrible coldness descend upon him.
-
2885.
>Where are the blazing depths of love? The world can be a cruel place.
-
2886.
>Derpy gasps in surprise at the sudden loss of his cock
-
2887.
>Before she can say anything, he rolls her over and gets on top of her
-
2888.
>One of her eyes is looking up at him lovingly, and her other is looking directly at this cock hovering above her marehood
-
2889.
>Anon gives her a quick kiss and then reaches down to his phallus
-
2890.
>Aiming Mr. Anon, he makes contact
-
2891.
>”ow!”
-
2892.
>Derpy looks at him in pain as his cock thrusts against her ponut
-
2893.
>Sealed up tight, there is no penetration
-
2894.
>Anon knows he found the wrong hole, but is extremely tempted to move forward anyway
-
2895.
>There is no wrong hole in his eyes
-
2896.
>But then he looks at her distressed face and draws from his rapidly depleting willpower once more
-
2897.
>Between labored grunts he tries to speak softly to her
-
2898.
“...sorry…Derp…”
-
2899.
>Aiming a little higher he finds her special place
-
2900.
>Gently but briskly, he enters his special somepony once more
-
2901.
*Schlupp*
-
2902.
>“ah…”
-
2903.
>Derpy lightly moans as Anon slowly enters her
-
2904.
“Derpy…”
-
2905.
>Now with Mr. Anon back in his sanctuary he focuses his attention back to Derpy
-
2906.
>Wanting to savor every second of this special moment
-
2907.
>He leans down and gives her another kiss
-
2908.
>She amicably returns it
-
2909.
>No longer using tongues, they go back to light kissing
-
2910.
>He slowly but powerfully thrusts back and forth inside of her
-
2911.
>As they moan between kisses, he puts his hand on the side of her head and plays with her ear, twirling it around with his finger
-
2912.
>Derpy’s reddened face looks up at Anon with love
-
2913.
>As they both passionately move their hips in rhythm Derpy breaks the kiss
-
2914.
>Anon feels a torrent of fluid rushing over his cock
-
2915.
>Derpy whimpers as her hips start to shake
-
2916.
>”oouggh….ah…ugggh!”
-
2917.
>Her sultry moan thunders in Anon’s ear as he firmly presses down on her
-
2918.
“Oh Derpy!”
-
2919.
>Anon cannot hold himself back and starts to cum
-
2920.
“Derpy!”
-
2921.
>Mr. Anon unleashes a new wave of fluid
-
2922.
>Derpy’s marehood clasps his green cock, holding it as though Mr. Anon was merely her prey from the very beginning
-
2923.
>Derpy continues to moan as Anon thrusts inside of her
-
2924.
>Overcoming the intense stimuli, he makes sure to keep thrusting to fill her up with as much of his seed as possible
-
2925.
>The moving of hips dies down as Anon jettisons his remaining load
-
2926.
>Unable to move, Derpy wraps her forehooves around his back as she continues to moan in bliss
-
2927.
>Mr. Anon appears to be satisfied as he slowly but surely deflates
-
2928.
>They lay there for a while
-
2929.
>Fully drained, Anon pulls his cock out
-
2930.
>Derpy pants heavily as she holds onto Anon with all of her might
-
2931.
>Anon brings his face to hers
-
2932.
>They boop noses and he smiles at her
-
2933.
>With some brain activity returning, Anon is beginning to form thoughts again
-
2934.
>’wow, just wow..’
-
2935.
>Both of them are stunned and enamored
-
2936.
>Derpy is the first one to speak up as she stares at him with adoration
-
2937.
>”anon…i wuv you”
-
2938.
>Anon’s heart flutters at the bold declaration
-
2939.
>But he doesn’t even need to think to respond
-
2940.
“Derpy, I love you so much.”
-
2941.
>Her smile widens as she squeezes him
-
2942.
>Anon gets off of her and lays next to her
-
2943.
>She faces him as she is still smiling
-
2944.
>They both go in for a small kiss at the same time
-
2945.
>Derpy giggles as he hugs her close to him
-
2946.
>”beddy byes?”
-
2947.
>Anon chuckles, realizing that was supposed to be what happened previously
-
2948.
>Both he’s not complaining
-
2949.
>Neither is Mr. Anon, or devil-anon
-
2950.
“Yes Derpy, it’s time for bed.”
-
2951.
>Without missing a beat, Derpy reminds him of her princess plushie
-
2952.
>”lulu”
-
2953.
>’Uh, really? We just made love and you are thinking about Lulu?’
-
2954.
>Anon muffles his negative thoughts, he wants nothing more than to please this mare
-
2955.
“Of course, she will be sleeping with us too.”
-
2956.
>Sitting up, he scopes around the bed
-
2957.
>He spots Lulu sitting on the edge of the bed
-
2958.
>He reaches and grabs her as Derpy watches him lovingly
-
2959.
>Handing her the plushie, she puts it in the between the two of them
-
2960.
>Anon’s nose wrinkles at the smell
-
2961.
>’I really need to clean that thing for her. For me’
-
2962.
“I have an idea Derp.”
-
2963.
>He crouches above her and traverses to her other side
-
2964.
>Her head cranes around trying to follow his movements
-
2965.
>Anon hugs her from behind, forming a big spoon
-
2966.
“How is this?”
-
2967.
>Derpy’s tired body doesn’t try to move
-
2968.
>She simply smiles as she hugs her Luna plush
-
2969.
>“i wuv you anon”
-
2970.
“I love you too Derpy, goodnight.”
-
2971.
>Not even bothering to turn the light off, Anon closes his eyes
-
2972.
>As he fades into the dream realm, he can feel her warm body becoming one with his own
-
2973.
-
2974.
-
2975.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
-
2976.
>”Ponice, open up!”
-
2977.
>Anon grumbles as he hears banging outside of his room
-
2978.
>Not paying it any mind as he holds onto Derpy’s warm body, he groggily opens his eyes
-
2979.
>He smiles as he watches her snore for a moment
-
2980.
>But then his heart jumps as he hears a thundering clamor outside of his room
-
2981.
*BANG*
-
2982.
>Anon gets out of the bed as Derpy begins to open her eyes
-
2983.
>”...anon?”
-
2984.
>Before he can respond to her, the wind is knocked out of him as he is tackled to the ground by a burly stallion in a blue uniform
-
2985.
“Ugh…”
-
2986.
>He can hear a commanding female voice in the back
-
2987.
>”Ponice, you are under arrest!”
-
2988.
>As the pony on top of Anon tries to suppress him, he elbows the officer in the face
-
2989.
>The brown earth pony grunts and flops off of Anon
-
2990.
>As he stands up to face his morning ambushers, he reels in pain, dropping to his knees
-
2991.
>The white unicorn looks down at him with disgust as she holds her baton in midair, ready to strike again
-
2992.
>Anon clutches his already bruised stomach and groans, tears of pain forming in his eyes
-
2993.
>Unable to move or speak, he kneels there helplessly
-
2994.
>Now fully awake, Derpy jumps out of the bed and runs over to her lover
-
2995.
>”anon!”
-
2996.
>Before she can reach him, Zende and another nurse pony rush over and grab onto her
-
2997.
>Derpy bucks the unlucky nurse stallion in the chest, he drops to the ground in a lump
-
2998.
>“Aiee!”
-
2999.
>Using Derpy’s off balance posture to her advantage, Zende sweeps Derpy’s forelegs out from under her
-
3000.
>Derpy drops to the ground hitting her face
-
3001.
>She moans in pain as her previous bruises flare up
-
3002.
“Derpy!”
-
3003.
>Anon gets a second wind of adrenaline as he watches the zebra nurse subdue his special somepony
-
3004.
>As he stands up, another stallion in uniform rams into him, knocking him down
-
3005.
>”Stop resisting!”
-
3006.
>Anon sees stars as the bulky stallion uses his hooves to pin his left arm
-
3007.
>Before he can swing with his right arm, the stallion he elbowed earlier gets on top of him
-
3008.
>”anon help!”
-
3009.
>Futilely, Anon struggles against the two stallions on him, but the weight is overbearing
-
3010.
“Derpy…I’m comin-”
-
3011.
>Before he can finish calling out to her, he is silenced as a hoof hits him square in the mouth
-
3012.
>Derpy cries frantically as Zende tries to pin her down
-
3013.
>”anon anon!”
-
3014.
>With one last rush of adrenaline, Anon bites the brown earth pony holding his right arm
-
3015.
>Using all of his force he draws blood as his teeth crush down onto a foreleg
-
3016.
>”Ahhh, BUCK!”
-
3017.
>With one stallion off of him, Anon uses his free arm to swing a fist of fury at the other officer’s face
-
3018.
>With a loud Thwack, the gray stallion is knocked aside
-
3019.
>Before Anon can get up, the mare officer brings her baton down on his head
-
3020.
*BONK*
-
3021.
>Anon’s head bounces on the ground and he loses consciousness
-
3022.
>Derpy looks over and breaks down
-
3023.
>”no!!!!! anon!!!!”
-
3024.
>Before she can further draw from her adrenaline pools, the mare officer uses her magic to tie Derpy’s rear hooves together while Zende controls her upper half
-
3025.
>The two stallions secure the limp green man, tying him up securely as they pant heavily
-
3026.
>”Bucker almost bit my leg off.”
-
3027.
>The other officer smirks as his muzzle drips blood on his captive
-
3028.
>”At least you didn’t get hit in the face by the deranged monkey.”
-
3029.
>As they struggle to drag Anon out of the room, they look to their leader
-
3030.
>”Sheriff, we secured the criminal. Permission to lock him in the wagon.”
-
3031.
>Without looking back at them she responds, ”Permission granted.”
-
3032.
>She looks down at Derpy’s bruises and grits her teeth with hatred
-
3033.
>Now fully restrained, Derpy wiggles around on the ground as Zende tries to comfort her
-
3034.
>”Relax Ms. Hooves, we are here to help you. That wicked creature cannot harm you anymore.”
-
3035.
>”The name is Sheriff Aurora. I’m sorry for what you went through Ma’am. You aren’t this monster’s first victim either.”
-
3036.
>As the Sheriff occupies Derpy’s attention, Zende jabs Derpy’s flank with a needle
-
3037.
>She yelps into her mouth gag
-
3038.
>Zende goes over to check on the nurse pony laying on the ground
-
3039.
>The sheriff looks at her for an answer
-
3040.
>”He may have a fracture but he is still breathing.”
-
3041.
>Aurora turns her attention to the now motionless pegasus in the room
-
3042.
>”And her?”
-
3043.
>”I gave her two times the normal sedative dose. But aside from her facial injuries, she seems to be healthy.”
-
3044.
>Derpy’s once frantic self is calmly lying on the ground. Her eyelids look heavy as her teary eyes swirl around. Scanning for Anon.
-
3045.
>”But we need to take her to the Ponyville Hospital for testing.”
-
3046.
>”Understood. Once we get the prisoner secured in the station we can assist with the escort to the hospital.”
-
3047.
>As the zebra nurse nods in thanks, the stallion in blue uniform walks in and starts searching the room
-
3048.
>”Collect anything that looks out of place. Although we already have plenty of evidence, more cannot hurt. I don’t want this scumbag ever seeing the sun again.”
-
3049.
>”Yes, Sheriff.”
-
3050.
>Aurora notices the Luna plushie on the bed and picks it up with telekinesis and drags it in front of her face
-
3051.
>Her nose curls up at the overbearing smell of dried sweat and mucus
-
3052.
>”Sergeant, take this.”
-
3053.
>Zende recognizes the plushie and interjects
-
3054.
>”Ah, that is Ms. Hooves’ doll. She is quite attached to it. I can take it.”
-
3055.
>Aurora looks over at the nurse
-
3056.
>”Sorry, but this is evidence now. Move it out sergeant.”
-
3057.
>Zende is about to speak up again, but realizes it’s a lost cause as the stallion walks out of the house with Derpy’s most prized possession.
-
3058.
>Derpy tries to wiggle and say something, but her body is too weak
-
3059.
>The only countermeasure she is able to muster is more tears
-
3060.
>Zende looks down at the gray pegasus with sympathy
-
3061.
>The other nurse pony starts to stand up, shaking his head
-
3062.
>Still disoriented, he looks at the other ponies in the room
-
3063.
>”What the hay happened?”
-
3064.
>Before Zende can speak, Aurora takes control of the conversation
-
3065.
>”We secured the criminal, and you may be injured.”
-
3066.
>The stallion nurse checks himself quickly
-
3067.
>”I’ve been through worse.”
-
3068.
>Zende speaks up and says, “We can untie her now that the sedative has fully kicked in, but leave her wings bound.”
-
3069.
>As the two nurse ponies unravel Derpy’s bindings, Aurora walks outside to the prison cart
-
3070.
>Anon grumbles as he opens his eyes
-
3071.
>The first thing he sees is a white unicorn glaring at him
-
3072.
>”If it wasn’t for Equestrian Law, you would already be dead.”
-
3073.
>”Wha…?”
-
3074.
>Anon begins to remember everything that just happened and spits out a mouthful of blood
-
3075.
“Wait!”
-
3076.
>Aurora continues to stare at him with icy daggers
-
3077.
“Derpy is my friend…my special somepony, I would never hurt her!”
-
3078.
>”Anything else, maggot”?
-
3079.
>The hairs on Anon’s back raise as though he can feel someone looking at him
-
3080.
>Or rather, somefilly
-
3081.
>In the distance, he can spot Silver Spoon watching him
-
3082.
>Her reddened eyes look at him in anguish
-
3083.
“Officer, it was her! Silver Spoon, she's over there!”
-
3084.
>As Anon starts yelling and causing a ruckus, Silver Spoon gives him one more glance before turning and walking away
-
3085.
>Aurora uses her magic to grab onto his clothes
-
3086.
>She slams him into the iron bars so that he is facing her
-
3087.
”Ow!”
-
3088.
>”You have some nerve mentioning the names of your victims so casually.”
-
3089.
>Before he can say anything else, she uses telekinesis to wrap a gag around his face
-
3090.
>Anon’s yapping gets muffled
-
3091.
>His eyes go wide as he sees Derpy slowly walk out of his house, accompanied by two nurse ponies
-
3092.
>She notices him in the cage and changes her direction
-
3093.
>Her voice doesn’t work but he can read her lips as she says his name
-
3094.
>In her mind she is running faster than a race horse, but the nurse ponies hover on each side of her as she walks at a snail’s pace
-
3095.
>Anon yells into his gag as he tries to call out to her
-
3096.
>”Alright, let’s get this dirtbag to the station, make it quick.”
-
3097.
>Anon slumps down as the momentum of the cart jerks him
-
3098.
>As the ponice plod and clop along the road, Derpy slowly but surely shrinks into the horizon
-
3099.
>Anon’s last memory of Derpy is of her hoof extended as she calls out to him
-
3100.
-
3101.
-
3102.
-
3103.
============
-
3104.
One Year Later
-
3105.
============
-
3106.
>Derpy stares outside of her window
-
3107.
>Like she does everyday
-
3108.
>She’s not allowed to leave the house anymore
-
3109.
>No more swing
-
3110.
>Her despondent eyes whirl around, waiting for Anon to make his appearance
-
3111.
>To rescue her from her solitude
-
3112.
>But just like yesterday, he never arrives
-
3113.
>Zende told her that Anon was evil, and that's why the blue ponies took him away
-
3114.
>But she knows that's not true
-
3115.
>How could her favorite person be bad?
-
3116.
>She wishes she could cuddle with Lulu
-
3117.
>But the blue ponies took her away too
-
3118.
>Another warm tear slides down her cheek as she sniffles
-
3119.
>She begins to remember her recent stay at the hospital
-
3120.
-
3121.
>Derpy is lying in bed, bracing her hooves against the side-rails
-
3122.
>Soft beeping of monitors fill the air as the tension builds
-
3123.
>She doesn't know what's happening as she looks up at the ceiling of the bright sterile room
-
3124.
>Her face contorts in pain as another contraction hits
-
3125.
>The nurse tries to comfort her, "You’re doing great. Just breathe."
-
3126.
"i cant...i cant”
-
3127.
>The doctor stands at the foot of the bed, watching the monitor.
-
3128.
>"It’s okay, Ms. Hooves. Just focus on your breathing. In and out, nice and slow. You’re almost there."
-
3129.
"it hurts so much!"
-
3130.
>The doctor does his best at giving her a reassuring smile
-
3131.
>"I know. But you're doing an amazing job. Let's try to make it through this one."
-
3132.
>Derpy takes a deep breath, wincing in agony as the contraction continues
-
3133.
"help me..."
-
3134.
>The doctor steps closer to Derpy
-
3135.
>”I’m going to guide you through it. You’re not alone.”
-
3136.
>The contraction starts to ease, and Derpy exhales with relief
-
3137.
“okay…okay”
-
3138.
>”Good. We’re getting closer, Ms. Hooves. Just a little longer.”
-
3139.
>The nurse walks next to the doctor, waiting to assist once the foal arrives
-
3140.
>Derpy closes her eyes, summoning all of her strength.
-
3141.
>Another contraction hits. This one feels more intense.
-
3142.
"uhgoooh...somethings coming!"
-
3143.
>The doctor holds her hoof
-
3144.
>”We’re almost there. Keep pushing”
-
3145.
>Derpy looks at him as she wails out
-
3146.
“oohhh, it hurts!”
-
3147.
>Derpy pushes with everything she has left
-
3148.
>”It's here!”, the nurse exclaims excitedly
-
3149.
>A tiny pegasus plops out of the labored mare, the nurse wraps the newborn in a towel
-
3150.
>Derpy breathes heavily as her tongue hangs out of her mouth
-
3151.
>Still moaning as the throbbing aches continue in her special area
-
3152.
>The nurse walks the foal over to Derpy
-
3153.
>The miniature green pony in her grasp is crying its eyes out
-
3154.
>”Here he is! Your adorable baby colt.”
-
3155.
>Delirious and out of it Derpy looks over at the nurse
-
3156.
>One of her eyes looks down and sees the foal staring back at her
-
3157.
>For a moment he stops crying
-
3158.
>The doctor rushes over to the nurse and angrily whispers in her ear
-
3159.
>“I-I'm sorry doctor...”
-
3160.
>With a saddened glance at Derpy, the nurse turns away and then briskly walks out of the room
-
3161.
>The green foal begins to cry again as he loses sight of his mother
-
3162.
“wait is he my baby?”
-
3163.
>The doctor steps in front of Derpy’s line of sight, cutting her off from the nurse and her son
-
3164.
>She looks up at the doctor and asks in quiet voice
-
3165.
“am…am i mommy?”
-
3166.
>The doctor stands there awkwardly for a moment before responding
-
3167.
>”Ahem. Um…no.”
-
3168.
>Derpy frowns as she waits for him to continue
-
3169.
>”Ms. Hooves, something really bad happened to you…but we fixed-”
-
3170.
-
3171.
>Derpy’s retrospection is interrupted by a boom of thunder
-
3172.
>Heavy rain pours down and slaps against the window
-
3173.
>Her wings hang limply to her sides as she starts to sob uncontrollably
-
3174.
-
3175.
End
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by ffanon
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