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Playground Muffin

By ffanon
Created: 2025-02-18 19:12:01
Updated: 2025-05-12 02:33:57
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >The sun is setting and Anon is walking by the playground on the outskirts of Ponyville
  2. 2.
    >He spots a lone pony sitting on a swing
  3. 3.
    >Too large to be a colt or filly from what he can gather by the outline
  4. 4.
    >Curious, he walks over to take a look
  5. 5.
    >As he gets closer he can hear the gray pony with blonde mane talking to herself
  6. 6.
    >"i wish i had somepony to play with..."
  7. 7.
    >Anon purposely crunches some mulch so she can hear him approaching
  8. 8.
    >She turns around and is immediately spooked at the sight
  9. 9.
    >A large bipedal creature is approaching her
  10. 10.
    >"w-who are you?"
  11. 11.
    >Although she's still sitting on the swing she seems like she might bolt off at any moment
  12. 12.
    >Anon stops walking and takes a friendly stance waving at her with one hand
  13. 13.
    "Hey there, I didn't mean to startle you. I was just passing through."
  14. 14.
    >Anon gives her a reassuring smile
  15. 15.
    >Her eyes swirl around as they measure him up
  16. 16.
    >"o-oh okay. mommy said there are funny looking creatures in the city. are you one of them?"
  17. 17.
    >Anon chuckles at this, not the first time somepony questioned his appearance
  18. 18.
    >He also realizes she's a little touched in the head by the way she talks, not to mention her eyes
  19. 19.
    "I'm actually living in Ponyville, although I have visited Canterlot before. My name is Anon."
  20. 20.
    >Her eyes google around as she lets out a small smile and visibly relaxes
  21. 21.
    >"oh, that's great. everypony in ponyville is nice. so you must be nice too. im derpy hooves."
  22. 22.
    >Anon keeps his friendly smile on and walks closer to her
  23. 23.
    "Oh, absolutely. I love being nice. And it's a pleasure to meet you Derpy Hooves."
  24. 24.
    >Anon bows graciously
  25. 25.
    >Derpy blushes a little bit and hoofs the air lightly
  26. 26.
    >"y-you too"
  27. 27.
    >Anon continues to close the gap and is only a few arm lengths away from her
  28. 28.
    "So what brings a mare like you out here? Is your mommy with you?"
  29. 29.
    >Derpy puts her head down and looks serious
  30. 30.
    >"mommy is sleeping...in the ground"
  31. 31.
    >Anon stands there dumbfounded for a moment but regains his composure
  32. 32.
    >This pony is definitely missing a few marbles he thinks to himself
  33. 33.
    "Oh Derpy, I'm sorry to hear that. And what about your daddy, where is he?"
  34. 34.
    >Without looking up she starts to sniffle and a tear falls to the ground
  35. 35.
    >"daddy went away when i was small"
  36. 36.
    >Anon feigns empathy and continues with his questions
  37. 37.
    "And your friends, where are they?"
  38. 38.
    >Derpy continues to look at the ground as another tear slides off of her cheek
  39. 39.
    >"...i don't have any friends" Derpy blurts out flatly
  40. 40.
    >Anon walks up and gives her a sympathetic head pat
  41. 41.
    >At first she flinches but then starts to enjoy it
  42. 42.
    >She closes her eyes and nuzzles his hand
  43. 43.
    >It's not long before her small smile reforms
  44. 44.
    >Eventually Anon takes his hand away and Derpy looks a little sad about that
  45. 45.
    "I know what will cheer you up."
  46. 46.
    >Anon smirks and gives her a wink
  47. 47.
    >"you do?"
  48. 48.
    >Derpy asks with genuine interest as she turns her head slightly sideways while looking up at Anon
  49. 49.
    "Of course. But it's getting late"
  50. 50.
    >Anon looks into the distance and sees the sun lowering
  51. 51.
    >"that's okay i don't have a bedtime anymore"
  52. 52.
    >Derpy looks up at Anon, hopeful for an answer
  53. 53.
    "Alright, I suppose it's okay then."
  54. 54.
    >Anon begins to walk back towards the dirt trail that he arrived from
  55. 55.
    >Still on the swing, Derpy scrunches her face, unsure of what to do
  56. 56.
    >Anon turns around and gives her a welcoming smile
  57. 57.
    "Well? Are you coming?"
  58. 58.
    >Without hesitation Derpy jumps off of the swing and trots beside Anon
  59. 59.
    >She's looking up at him with a big goofy smile
  60. 60.
    >"where are we going anon?"
  61. 61.
    "My house, I have cake."
  62. 62.
    >Derpy perks up at the mention of cake
  63. 63.
    >"i love cake!"
  64. 64.
    >Anon pats her head as they continue walking
  65. 65.
    "Very good, because I need help finishing it."
  66. 66.
    >Soon, the first of the Ponyville houses begin to appear down the trail
  67. 67.
    >Anon's house is the first building on the east side of town
  68. 68.
    >He helped build it with the construction ponies several years ago
  69. 69.
    >A quaint rancher with a wooden finish, a small vegetable garden out back
  70. 70.
    >Modest but comfortable
  71. 71.
    "And here's my humble abode"
  72. 72.
    >Derpy smiles at the house
  73. 73.
    >Anon approaches the door and pulls on the handle
  74. 74.
    >Although he's been in Equestria for some time it still feels strange to him that he doesn't need to lock the door
  75. 75.
    >This goes beyond having nice neighbors, it's an actual utopia
  76. 76.
    >Anon walks inside with the bubbly mare in tow
  77. 77.
    >Before closing the door he looks out to the other houses nearby
  78. 78.
    >He doesn't spot any ponies, they tend to go inside before dusk
  79. 79.
    >With an excited smile, he closes the door
  80. 80.
    >Before his thoughts can wander, he hears a loud thud
  81. 81.
    >"Uughh"
  82. 82.
    >Turning around he sees Derpy on the floor in the living room
  83. 83.
    >Judging by the tipped over coffee table, it appears that she either tripped or knocked into it
  84. 84.
    >Anon rushes over to her and helps her up
  85. 85.
    "Hey, are you okay?"
  86. 86.
    >As she gets up she blankly stares at Anon
  87. 87.
    "Derpy?"
  88. 88.
    >She snaps out of her stupor and shakes her head
  89. 89.
    >"oh i'm okay. this happens a lot"
  90. 90.
    >Once again Anon finds himself for a loss of words
  91. 91.
    "Well...um, good?"
  92. 92.
    >Derpy smiles and picks up where she left off, exploring Anon's house
  93. 93.
    >Anon watches her and puts his hand on his chin
  94. 94.
    >She walks over to the bookshelf, one eye looking at the books in front of her, and her other eye seemingly spinning around in random directions
  95. 95.
    >Yes, she's certainly a special pony Anon thought to himself
  96. 96.
    >He picks the coffee table up and the knick knacks that fell off
  97. 97.
    >Luckily nothing broke
  98. 98.
    >After getting done with the bookshelf Derpy heads over to the sofa
  99. 99.
    >She flaps her wings gently and lands on the middle cushion
  100. 100.
    >Sitting with her tongue out, she smiles at Anon
  101. 101.
    "So, about that cake. You make yourself comfortable and I'll bring it right out. I hope you like chocolate raspberry."
  102. 102.
    >Derpy looks excited as she's reminded about the cake
  103. 103.
    >"yes please"
  104. 104.
    >Anon walks into the kitchen which is connected to the living room
  105. 105.
    >With a grin he pulls out a knife and begins to cut the partially eaten cake
  106. 106.
    >After making a few cuts, Anon puts two pieces of the chocolate raspberry on ceramic plates
  107. 107.
    >He walks into the living room with cake in each hand
  108. 108.
    >Derpy's wings flutter in anticipation as she watches Anon bring the treats
  109. 109.
    "As promised."
  110. 110.
    >Anon places the plates down on the coffee table
  111. 111.
    >Derpy leans down and starts chomping on the piece in front of her
  112. 112.
    "Take your time, there's no rush. I'll grab some milk."
  113. 113.
    >Anon walks back to the kitchen and pours two glasses of milk
  114. 114.
    >When he returns to the living room he notices that Derpy is looking at him with guilt
  115. 115.
    >As he places the glasses of milk on the table he realizes that his piece of cake is gone
  116. 116.
    >Derpy turns her head away and pretends not to notice
  117. 117.
    "Here's something to wash that down with, I'll get more cake."
  118. 118.
    >As Anon brings the empty plates back to the kitchen, Derpy greedily chugs her glass of milk
  119. 119.
    >She looks at the other glass but resists the urge to drink it
  120. 120.
    >A moment later and Anon is back with more cake
  121. 121.
    "Round two, and I have more where that came from."
  122. 122.
    >"yay!"
  123. 123.
    >Derpy wastes no time as she dives into her third piece of cake
  124. 124.
    >Anon sits down next to her and picks up his plate
  125. 125.
    >He owns some utensils but he mostly just got used to eating with his hands
  126. 126.
    >He picks up the piece of cake and takes a bite
  127. 127.
    "Mmm, delicious. I'll have to stop at Sugarcube Corner and get another one."
  128. 128.
    >As Anon is chewing and talking he notices that Derpy is already done with her's
  129. 129.
    >She's attentively watching him eat his piece
  130. 130.
    "Where are my manners? Let me get you another piece."
  131. 131.
    >Derpy beams with happiness
  132. 132.
    >"yes please"
  133. 133.
    >Anon goes to the kitchen once more
  134. 134.
    >Approximately a quarter of the cake is left
  135. 135.
    >He shrugs and just brings it out to her on the cake tray
  136. 136.
    >Surprisingly his piece of cake still remains on the table
  137. 137.
    >Derpy gets even more excited when she sees the cake tray
  138. 138.
    "Here you go, it's the last of it so make it count."
  139. 139.
    >Derpy shoves her face in the cake and goes at it
  140. 140.
    >Anon finishes his piece and washes it down with milk
  141. 141.
    >Derpy is already done the cake but she's licking up all of the crumbs and berry remnants
  142. 142.
    >At this point Anon is not surprised, this mare can eat
  143. 143.
    >he brings his plate and glass to the kitchen
  144. 144.
    >By the time he gets back Derpy is done
  145. 145.
    >With crumbs and icing all over her face she gives Anon a big smile
  146. 146.
    >"thank you anon that was super yummy!"
  147. 147.
    >Anon grabs the cake tray and her empty glass
  148. 148.
    "See, I told you I knew what would make you feel better."
  149. 149.
    >As Anon goes back in the kitchen Derpy glides off the sofa and follows him
  150. 150.
    >Anon grabs a towel and runs hot water over it in the sink
  151. 151.
    >After straining the excess water he hands the cloth to Derpy
  152. 152.
    "Here you go."
  153. 153.
    >Derpy stares at the towel, confused
  154. 154.
    "Your face."
  155. 155.
    >Derpy looks even more confused
  156. 156.
    >"my face?"
  157. 157.
    >Anon sighs
  158. 158.
    "It's all messy from the cake."
  159. 159.
    >She's still just staring at Anon, not getting the message
  160. 160.
    "Alright, I'll do it. Just hold still."
  161. 161.
    >Anon places one hand behind of her head and begins to blot the warm cloth around her mouth and nose
  162. 162.
    >Derpy involuntarily tries to move her face as Anon cleans her up
  163. 163.
    >But he has a firm grip on her head and manages to wipe everything off
  164. 164.
    "And there. All done."
  165. 165.
    >Anon turns around and rinses the towel in the sink
  166. 166.
    >Derpy watches him without saying anything
  167. 167.
    >She's still processing all that's happened today, or is at least trying to
  168. 168.
    >Anon looks at the clock mounted on the wall
  169. 169.
    >It's an old timey spring-driven model, the tick tocking audible in the momentary silence
  170. 170.
    "It's late and I have work in the morning."
  171. 171.
    >Derpy continues watching Anon without saying anything
  172. 172.
    "Uh, you live in Ponyville right?"
  173. 173.
    >She smiles and nods
  174. 174.
    >Anon scratches his head in thought
  175. 175.
    "Why have I never seen you before? I'm pretty sure I've met most of the townsponies by now. And I definitely would have remembered you."
  176. 176.
    >Derpy's demeanor begins to shift
  177. 177.
    >With a frown and looking down at the ground, she speaks meekly
  178. 178.
    >"mommy doesn't let me leave the house..."
  179. 179.
    >Derpy looks up at Anon with determination
  180. 180.
    >"but she's sleeping now. so it's okay"
  181. 181.
    >Anon finds her situation interesting and decides to pry a bit more
  182. 182.
    "So, you live by yourself?"
  183. 183.
    >Derpy scrunches her face, not quite comfortable with the question
  184. 184.
    "C'mon you can tell me. We're friends now."
  185. 185.
    >Anon gives her a big convincing smile
  186. 186.
    >Derpy's mouth opens like she's surprised
  187. 187.
    >"f-friends?"
  188. 188.
    >Anon nods reassuringly
  189. 189.
    >"i never had a friend before. except for lulu"
  190. 190.
    >Anon raises his eyebrow
  191. 191.
    "Lulu?"
  192. 192.
    >Derpy smiles brightly as she confidently explains to Anon
  193. 193.
    >"she's a princess"
  194. 194.
    >Anon acts impressed
  195. 195.
    "Wow. I didn't realize that you have friends in high places. Are you sure it's still okay to be friends with me? I'm only a commoner, after all."
  196. 196.
    >Derpy blushes and looks worried
  197. 197.
    >"yes! please be my friend...lulu is my dolly"
  198. 198.
    >Anon sighs in relief
  199. 199.
    "Oh good, you had me worried for a second. Of course I'll be your friend. And Lulu's too."
  200. 200.
    >Derpy blushes as she raises her forehoof slightly
  201. 201.
    "Okay, so you live with Lulu. Anypony else?"
  202. 202.
    >"no. but the white ponies sometimes bring me food and stuff. and give me a bath..."
  203. 203.
    >Derpy looks embarrassed and turns her gaze to the ground
  204. 204.
    >Anon's brain is attempting to translate her meaning but it comes up blank
  205. 205.
    "White ponies? Who are they."
  206. 206.
    >Derpy awkwardly shuffles in place and continues to look at the floor
  207. 207.
    >"ever since mommy went to sleep..."
  208. 208.
    >Derpy trails off and starts to sniffle, but she persists
  209. 209.
    >"ponies in funny white clothes do stuff mommy used to do"
  210. 210.
    >Anon walks up and gives her a hug
  211. 211.
    "It's okay Derpy. Thanks for being strong enough to tell me."
  212. 212.
    >She nuzzles her face into his stomach, Anon can feel her warm tears soaking through his shirt
  213. 213.
    >He smiles as he holds her
  214. 214.
    >Several minutes pass and the pouty pony is back to smiles
  215. 215.
    "Okay let's get you home, I'll walk you there."
  216. 216.
    >Derpy looks tense at the thought of going home but she doesn't protest
  217. 217.
    >"okay"
  218. 218.
    >Anon opens the front door and is hit with a cold breeze
  219. 219.
    >He grabs his heavy jacket off the coat stand near the doorway
  220. 220.
    >He looks down at Derpy who's smiling at him
  221. 221.
    >He doesn't have any pony clothes but spots a red scarf hanging idly
  222. 222.
    "The temperature really dropped. Let me put this scarf on you."
  223. 223.
    >"okay"
  224. 224.
    >Anon wraps the scarf around Derpy's neck
  225. 225.
    >His adrenaline begins to pump as she wiggles in excitement
  226. 226.
    >It has not been easy for him to contain his desires, that wiggle almost pushed him past the threshold
  227. 227.
    >Anon walks outside and looks up into the night sky
  228. 228.
    >Taking a deep breath of chilly air as he looks at the myriad of stars
  229. 229.
    >Derpy follows suit
  230. 230.
    >Her big eyes swirl around as she takes everything in
  231. 231.
    >With his nerves marginally more relaxed, he closes the front door
  232. 232.
    >But then he is hit with a realization. He hasn't the slightest clue as to where her house is
  233. 233.
    >And going off of her mental faculties thus far, he's not sure she does either.
  234. 234.
    "Which part of town do you live in?"
  235. 235.
    >Derpy has a confused look as she looks up at Anon
  236. 236.
    "You know, where your house is at?"
  237. 237.
    >"i live in ponyville"
  238. 238.
    >Anon is in disbelief at her response. Well, almost.
  239. 239.
    >"i can show you"
  240. 240.
    >Derpy flaps her wings and rises into the air
  241. 241.
    >She starts to fly in a direction but Anon calls out to her
  242. 242.
    "Hey! Aren't you forgetting something?"
  243. 243.
    >Derpy turns back and looks down at Anon
  244. 244.
    >One eye is locked on him and her other is looking into the sky
  245. 245.
    >"no"
  246. 246.
    >Anon lets out a hearty chuckle
  247. 247.
    "I don't have wings, I can't fly."
  248. 248.
    >Derpy continues to stare into space, literally and figuratively
  249. 249.
    "Okay how about this. I would like to walk with you, please come down."
  250. 250.
    >Derpy seems to understand and flies next to Anon
  251. 251.
    >"okay my house is this way"
  252. 252.
    >She trots off to what appears to be the north part of Ponyville
  253. 253.
    >They make their way through the eerily quiet town
  254. 254.
    >Aside from the wind there isn't a peep or pony in sight
  255. 255.
    >Anon puts his hands inside of his pockets to warm them up
  256. 256.
    >Derpy seems to be in deep concentration as she navigates the town
  257. 257.
    >Filled with purpose she seems oblivious to the cold
  258. 258.
    >After a little while longer Derpy stops in front of a house
  259. 259.
    >A two story structure that's seen better days
  260. 260.
    >Some of the wood is warped and the shutters around the windows are hanging off
  261. 261.
    >"this is my home"
  262. 262.
    >Derpy opens the door without further ceremony
  263. 263.
    >The first thing that Anon notices is that the place is a mess
  264. 264.
    >The furniture is either knocked over or covered with junk
  265. 265.
    >There's a broken mirror laying on the ground
  266. 266.
    >And random assorted items everywhere. Clothes, keepsakes, boxes, trash, all kinds of stuff
  267. 267.
    "Damn Derpy, you live like this?"
  268. 268.
    >Anon realizes too late that what he said might be rude
  269. 269.
    >Derpy looks at Anon briefly before avoiding his gaze
  270. 270.
    >With her head held low she quietly responds
  271. 271.
    >"...im sorry"
  272. 272.
    >Anon kicks himself mentally
  273. 273.
    "Uh, that's not what I meant exactly. I'm sorry it came out that way. I meant that the white ponies aren't doing a good job."
  274. 274.
    >"it's okay"
  275. 275.
    >Anon starts picking up what he thinks is trash and puts it in the nearest empty box
  276. 276.
    >Next he picks up a turned over chair
  277. 277.
    >As he rummages through the clutter he feels a soft nudge in his side
  278. 278.
    >He stops what he is doing and looks over
  279. 279.
    >Derpy is looking up at him with one of her eyes
  280. 280.
    >"anon im sweepy"
  281. 281.
    >It takes him a moment to realize what she's saying but then she yawns
  282. 282.
    >Anon cannot help but yawn too
  283. 283.
    "Yeah, I guess you're right Derpy. I will be here all night if I want to clean the place up, and I'm pretty tired. I'll get out of your mane and head out."
  284. 284.
    >Anon gives her a wave and turns towards the front door
  285. 285.
    >Derpy follows Anon and nudges him again with her snoot
  286. 286.
    >He looks down at her with a puzzled expression
  287. 287.
    "Can I help you?"
  288. 288.
    >"yes" Derpy replies almost instantly
  289. 289.
    "Oh, what is it?"
  290. 290.
    >Anon wasn't actually expecting her to say that. This pony is full of surprises.
  291. 291.
    >Derpy blushes as she responds
  292. 292.
    >"beddy byes"
  293. 293.
    >Anon raises his eyebrow
  294. 294.
    "Betty and the what now?"
  295. 295.
    >Derpy looks up at Anon expectantly without saying anything further
  296. 296.
    "...a goodnight hug? Sure."
  297. 297.
    >Anon kneels down and wraps his arms around her warm body
  298. 298.
    >Derpy uses her wings to hug him back as she buries her face into his chest
  299. 299.
    >She gently rocks back and forth within his grasp
  300. 300.
    >Anon's heart begins to race so he breaks free and plays it cool
  301. 301.
    >Derpy looks a little sad
  302. 302.
    "Okay, I'll be off then."
  303. 303.
    >"lulu"
  304. 304.
    >Anon feels like saying 'what is it this time' but manages to phrase it better
  305. 305.
    "Lulu, what about her?'
  306. 306.
    >Again, without hesitation, Derpy responds
  307. 307.
    >"beddy-byes"
  308. 308.
    >Anon sighs, he knows where this is going
  309. 309.
    "Okay, sure. Where is she?"
  310. 310.
    >Derpy smiles and turns around
  311. 311.
    >She trots over to the staircase leading up to the next floor
  312. 312.
    >Before ascending the staircase she looks over at Anon
  313. 313.
    >With a sigh of defeat he follows her. Carefully avoiding the minefield of junk along the way
  314. 314.
    >As they go up the steps Anon gets the full view of her ass
  315. 315.
    >Although he's only ever been with one mare before, a very short-lived fling with a unicorn back in Canterlot, he has seen plenty of mare ass on a daily basis
  316. 316.
    >And one thing is for certain, he's never seen an ass that plump
  317. 317.
    >He continues to follow her, watching her butt jiggle with each stair
  318. 318.
    >Next his eyes travel a little lower, a light gray vulva with dark gray spots mixed in
  319. 319.
    >Anon can feel his southern soldier rising but he tries to dash the dirty thoughts away
  320. 320.
    >'That has to wait' he thinks to himself. Everything needs to go according to plan
  321. 321.
    >After what seems like a very long time, they finally make it to the top of the staircase
  322. 322.
    >Before them is a narrow hallway which leads into three different doorways
  323. 323.
    >Derpy continues forward and eventually goes through the doorway straight ahead
  324. 324.
    >Anon looks in the doorway to the left, it's the bathroom
  325. 325.
    >There are a few bars of soap and some towels on the floor, but it is surprisingly well maintained compared to the downstairs area of the house
  326. 326.
    >Looking to his right, there is a closed door with a lock on it
  327. 327.
    >'Strange' Anon thought
  328. 328.
    >He's not sure if he's even seen a door lock in Ponyville before
  329. 329.
    >The last time he saw those was in Canterlot
  330. 330.
    >Maybe he just never noticed
  331. 331.
    >He feels another nudge
  332. 332.
    >Derpy's looking up at him
  333. 333.
    "I'm coming, I was just looking around. What's behind this door anyway?"
  334. 334.
    >Anon points his finger
  335. 335.
    >Derpy's mood changes, she looks down at the ground
  336. 336.
    >"...that's mommy's room"
  337. 337.
    >Oh. 'Crap' Anon thought
  338. 338.
    "I'm sorry, I didn't know."
  339. 339.
    >Derpy turns around and walks into what is presumably her room
  340. 340.
    >"it's okay"
  341. 341.
    >Anon does his best to change the topic
  342. 342.
    "So, about that princess I've heard so much about."
  343. 343.
    >Anon swivels his head and does a quick reconnaissance of her room
  344. 344.
    >Like the bathroom, it's messy but nowhere near as bad as the first floor
  345. 345.
    >There also isn't that much stuff in here so maybe that's why Anon ponders
  346. 346.
    >He returns his attention back to the pegasus whom he recently befriended
  347. 347.
    >She's holding what appears to be a dark plushie in her mouth, she's looking up at him
  348. 348.
    >Ponies holding stuff in their mouths all the time took some getting used to for Anon
  349. 349.
    >But now it's just normal. And besides, ponies have very dexterous lips so they rarely get the object in question wet with their saliva
  350. 350.
    >Anon reaches out to take the doll from Derpy, she lets go once he has it in his grasp
  351. 351.
    >Anon tries not to visibly cringe as he can feel heavy dampness everywhere
  352. 352.
    >He holds it up in front of him and puts on the best fake smile he can muster
  353. 353.
    "Aheh, she's um...very pretty. Beautiful in fact!"
  354. 354.
    >One of the eyes is missing, the other is hanging by a single thread
  355. 355.
    >The stitching is ripped and frayed in various spots
  356. 356.
    >But worst of all was the stench. Covered in sweat stains and dried up mucus.
  357. 357.
    >Anon holds back a gag
  358. 358.
    >He glances at Derpy, she smiles and lets out a little giggle
  359. 359.
    >"hehe"
  360. 360.
    >Anon hypes himself up internally 'Okay Anon you can do this'
  361. 361.
    >Closing his eyes he brings the worn Luna plush to his chest and squeezes ever so slightly
  362. 362.
    >The last thing he wants is to become the sponge for whatever bacteria is stored inside
  363. 363.
    >Anon hastily hands the plushie back to Derpy
  364. 364.
    >His hand is hovering in front of her face, but she is just staring at him not getting the hint
  365. 365.
    >He wiggles the Luna plushie in hopes that will work
  366. 366.
    >Derpy changes directions and walks into her nightstand
  367. 367.
    >She stands there for a moment unsure of herself
  368. 368.
    >Anon walks over to her
  369. 369.
    "Hey, don't you want Lulu back?"
  370. 370.
    >Ignoring him, she walks backwards and then forwards, bumping into the nightstand again
  371. 371.
    >Now next to her, Anon uses his free hand to guide her to the bed
  372. 372.
    >She gets in and lays on her back
  373. 373.
    >Her lids are heavy as she smiles up at Anon
  374. 374.
    >He places the plushie on her chest
  375. 375.
    >As he wipes his hand off on his pants, Derpy wraps her forehooves around the Luna doll
  376. 376.
    >"will i see you again?"
  377. 377.
    >Derpy asks innocently as her eyes dreamily roll around
  378. 378.
    >Anon gives her a reassuring smile
  379. 379.
    "Of course, we're friends now. Meet me at the playground tomorrow."
  380. 380.
    >Derpy fades into unconsciousness as she softly says "friends..."
  381. 381.
     
  382. 382.
     
  383. 383.
    >Anon wipes off the sweat running down his brow with his shirt sleeve
  384. 384.
    >Walking out the backdoor to Café Hay, he sighs with relief
  385. 385.
    >Another work day finished
  386. 386.
    >When Anon first arrived in town he was enrolled in the Ponyville Assistance Program
  387. 387.
    >He doesn't understand how it works exactly but it allowed him to handle expenses while looking for his role in the community
  388. 388.
    >His first choice was to see if he could get a gig at the day spa
  389. 389.
    >His single cell brain had one thing in mind: 'mares mares mares mares mares'
  390. 390.
    >But it didn't go according to plan
  391. 391.
     
  392. 392.
    >"Anon was it?"
  393. 393.
    >Lotus Blossom eyes him up warily
  394. 394.
    "Yes, I'm new in town and would like to put my talents to good use"
  395. 395.
    >Anon puts on a big smile and holds out his hands, showing them off to the spa ponies before him
  396. 396.
    >Aloe and Lotus look at each other unamused
  397. 397.
    >"Well like we said, we do not need any help here."
  398. 398.
    >Anon wiggles his fingers at them
  399. 399.
    >Lotus winces and Aloe makes a weird face
  400. 400.
    >Eventually Lotus speaks up
  401. 401.
    >"What are you doing that for?"
  402. 402.
    >Anons smile widens
  403. 403.
    "Fingers. Mares will love them. On their body, on their little hoofsies, and-"
  404. 404.
    >With a stern expression, Lotus interrupts Anon, "That's enough. We do not want you working here."
  405. 405.
    >Anon's smile fades and he goes on the defensive
  406. 406.
    "Why? Is it because I'm not a pony? You both have weird accents, are you even from Ponyville?"
  407. 407.
    >Now scowling with a red face, Lotus is about to blow
  408. 408.
    >Before she can unload, Aloe intervenes and begins to push Anon towards the door
  409. 409.
    >"Leave us be, we are not hiring."
  410. 410.
    >Anon does not resist, he doesn't want to get in a physical altercation during his first week in town
  411. 411.
    "Fine, I'm leaving. But I hope you're proud of yourselves."
  412. 412.
    >With the door slamming shut behind him Anon kicks the ground in frustration
  413. 413.
    >He didn't fare any better at Carousel Boutique
  414. 414.
    >"Oh, yes darling. I'm sure you would be a great addition to the boutique with those...what do you call them?"
  415. 415.
    "Fingers."
  416. 416.
    >"Ah yes, fingers. I'm sure anypony would be glad to have your...erhm, fingers. But I run a one-pony operation. I'm sure you understand"
  417. 417.
    >Rarity has the most uncomfortable looking fake smile ever
  418. 418.
    >Anon sighs internally and moves on to the next place
  419. 419.
    >And then the next
  420. 420.
    >No luck
  421. 421.
    >Eventually he was accepted at Café Hay
  422. 422.
    >With no clear defined position Anon finds himself doing all sorts of tasks
  423. 423.
    >Cleaning, washing dishes, taking care of trash, and occasionally filling in as a server
  424. 424.
     
  425. 425.
    >As he walks in the direction to the playground, he feels a ping of excitement
  426. 426.
    >He's just hoping that the gray pegasus will remember to meet him
  427. 427.
    >That excitement dampens when he sees two small figures walking his way
  428. 428.
    >A pastel magenta filly with white streaks in her mane
  429. 429.
    >The other, a gray filly with a braided ponytail
  430. 430.
    >Anon takes a gulp, readying himself. Last time he encountered these brats he almost lost his cool
  431. 431.
    >The last thing he needs right now is a filly assault charge
  432. 432.
    >Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walk up in front of him, blocking his path
  433. 433.
    >Anon makes an attempt to walk around them but Diamond Tiara blocks him again
  434. 434.
    >"Hey. Where do you think you're going?"
  435. 435.
    >Anon takes a deep breath before responding
  436. 436.
    "I'm on my way home, I just got done working."
  437. 437.
    >She gives him a dirty look
  438. 438.
    >"I can't believe they let you work around food, that's so gross."
  439. 439.
    >Now it's Silver Spoon's turn to weigh in
  440. 440.
    >"Oh my gosh, like seriously. Who lets an ape work at a cafe? Yuck."
  441. 441.
    >Anon clenches his fist, trying to keep calm
  442. 442.
    "I just want to get by, now get out of my way."
  443. 443.
    >Diamond Tiara smiles smugly as she self-boops with her hoof
  444. 444.
    >"Hah, I don't think so. 10 bits first."
  445. 445.
    >Anon is losing his patience
  446. 446.
    "You have to be kidding me. Isn't your dad rich or something, why do you need my money?"
  447. 447.
    >Silver Spoon interjects
  448. 448.
    >"This is our road. Pay up."
  449. 449.
    >Anon looks at Silver Spoon's throat and fantasizes about strangling her right here and now
  450. 450.
    >A small smile starts to form on his face
  451. 451.
    "...No."
  452. 452.
    >"Ew, why are you looking at her like that? Are you some kind of perv?"
  453. 453.
    >Anon continues to stare at Silver Spoon without responding to Diamond Tiara
  454. 454.
    >"Hey. Are you listening? I'm going to tell everypony you touched her if you don't give us the bits."
  455. 455.
    >Silver Spoon adopts an amused expression while chiming in
  456. 456.
    >"Yeah, Anon touched my butt. Gross!"
  457. 457.
    >Anon regains awareness as he registers the threat laid out to him
  458. 458.
    >He grits his teeth containing his rage, and he remembers what he was doing before being detained
  459. 459.
    >Derpy should be waiting for him, he doesn't want to waste any more time with these fillies
  460. 460.
    "Okay, fine. I'll pay, but just leave me alone."
  461. 461.
    >As Anon reaches into his pocket the two fillies look at each other with devious smiles
  462. 462.
    >Anon hands Diamond Tiara the 10 bits
  463. 463.
    >She counts the bits and steps aside
  464. 464.
    >Before Anon can walk forward, Silver Spoon gets in front of him
  465. 465.
    >Not bothering to hide his annoyance he bluntly blurts out at her
  466. 466.
    "What is it now."
  467. 467.
    >Silver Spoon's smile grows as she responds
  468. 468.
    >"10 bits. Each."
  469. 469.
    >Anon's jaw drops at the brazenness of these two.
  470. 470.
    >Before grabbing the little pony before him and shaking her to death, he remembers that he needs to see Derpy today
  471. 471.
    >Defeated, Anon reaches into his pocket and gives it to Silver Spoon
  472. 472.
    >"Good job, ape."
  473. 473.
    >Silver Spoon walks over to Diamond Tiara as they giggle
  474. 474.
    >Thankfully they leave in the opposite direction
  475. 475.
    >Anon continues towards his destination, the playground
  476. 476.
    >He looks into the sky and the sun is still going strong
  477. 477.
    >As he gets to the playground he notices that Derpy is sitting on the ground outside of the entrance
  478. 478.
    >'Strange' Anon thought.
  479. 479.
    >As he gets closer he can hear her sobbing
  480. 480.
    >She's looking down at the ground and doesn't see him yet
  481. 481.
    "Derpy?"
  482. 482.
    >Anon walks up to Derpy who's now looking up at him
  483. 483.
    >Her eyes are filled with tears and she sits there crying
  484. 484.
    "Derpy, what happened?"
  485. 485.
    >Asking her that question only makes her cry harder
  486. 486.
    >Anon bends down and gives her a hug
  487. 487.
    >She doesn't reciprocate at first, but eventually he can feel her soft wings wrap around him
  488. 488.
    >Anon pats her back lightly to comfort her
  489. 489.
    "I'm here now, it's alright."
  490. 490.
    >Derpy's wet face is planted firmly in his chest
  491. 491.
    >She's still crying but is no longer sobbing at least
  492. 492.
    "Do you want to tell me what happened?"
  493. 493.
    >She shakes her head while still buried in his chest
  494. 494.
    >The earlier events still running around in Derpy's head
  495. 495.
     
  496. 496.
    >Derpy kicks her legs out to gain more momentum
  497. 497.
    "hehe"
  498. 498.
    >Her mane flies freely in the wind as she smiles
  499. 499.
    >Ever since her mother passed away she visits the park regularly. The swing is her favorite
  500. 500.
    >As she's giddily swaying in the air, she hears somepony yell out to her
  501. 501.
    >"Stop."
  502. 502.
    >Derpy looks around but doesn't see anypony, only the treetops and the sky
  503. 503.
    >She continues swinging her body and hooves in rhythm
  504. 504.
    >"Stop that swing."
  505. 505.
    >Derpy hears the voice again, whoever it is sounds angry
  506. 506.
    >"I said. Stop."
  507. 507.
    >Derpy refrains from kicking her legs, the swing slowly but surely comes to a stop
  508. 508.
    >Now back on the ground, Derpy's left eye spots two fillies standing in front of her
  509. 509.
    >Her right eye still watching the clouds
  510. 510.
    >"Are you deaf?" asks the pinkish colored filly
  511. 511.
    >Derpy takes a moment to process the question
  512. 512.
    "no"
  513. 513.
    >"Could have fooled me. Anyway this is our park and there is a fee."
  514. 514.
    >Derpy stares blanky at the filly speaking to her.
  515. 515.
    >"Hello?"
  516. 516.
    "hi my name's derpy"
  517. 517.
    >The gray filly chimes in
  518. 518.
    >"What kind of name is that?"
  519. 519.
    >Derpy is about to respond but Diamond Tiara cuts her off
  520. 520.
    >"A dumb one, but who cares. You owe us money."
  521. 521.
    >Derpy looks confused
  522. 522.
    "i do?"
  523. 523.
    >Diamond Tiara rolls her eyes while Silver Spoon picks up
  524. 524.
    >"Are you slow or something?"
  525. 525.
    >Derpy looks at the ground and doesn't respond
  526. 526.
    >Diamond Tiara continues
  527. 527.
    >"Whatever, you owe us 6 bits. Hoof it over."
  528. 528.
    >Derpy looks at her genuinely baffled
  529. 529.
    >"The normal rate is 2 bits, but since you are an adult the price is trebled."
  530. 530.
    >Diamond Tiara delivers the last tidbit with a proud smile
  531. 531.
    >That smile quickly disappears when she receives Derpy's reply
  532. 532.
    "i don't have any bits"
  533. 533.
    >"Seriously? Don't you have a job or something."
  534. 534.
    >Derpy continues to look at the ground
  535. 535.
    "...no"
  536. 536.
    >Diamond Tiara facepalms with her hoof in frustration
  537. 537.
    >"Aren't you a little old to still be playing at the park?"
  538. 538.
    >Silver Spoon adjusts her glasses while questioning Derpy
  539. 539.
    >Derpy looks up at her with a tear in her eye
  540. 540.
    "i like it here..."
  541. 541.
    >Silver Spoon smirks
  542. 542.
    >"Hey DT, check it out. I think she's crying."
  543. 543.
    >Diamond Tiara walks up closer as Derpy starts to sniffle
  544. 544.
    >Another tear rolling down her cheek
  545. 545.
    >"Oh my, you're right!"
  546. 546.
    >The two fillies point their hooves at Derpy and laugh
  547. 547.
    >This only causes Derpy to openly start bawling
  548. 548.
    >"Big stupid crybaby, haha!"
  549. 549.
    >The laughter continues as Derpy runs away from the troublemakers, warm tears running down her face
  550. 550.
     
  551. 551.
    >Anon holds Derpy for a few more minutes
  552. 552.
    >By the time he lets go she's finishing up the last of her weeping
  553. 553.
    >Looking up at him with teary eyes she makes a request
  554. 554.
    >"can i go home with you"
  555. 555.
    >Anon smiles
  556. 556.
    "Absolutely."
  557. 557.
    >By the time they arrive at Anon's house Derpy is back to her bubbly self
  558. 558.
    "Are you hungry at all?"
  559. 559.
    >Derpy nods excitedly
  560. 560.
    "Good, because I'm starving."
  561. 561.
    >Anon walks into the kitchen, Derpy follows him
  562. 562.
    >He pulls out the leftover tomato soup that he had from earlier and begins heating it up on the stove
  563. 563.
    "This is going to take a few minutes, why don't you get comfortable on the couch."
  564. 564.
    >Derpy continues watching Anon without saying anything
  565. 565.
    >Her tongue lazily hangs out of the corner of her mouth as she smiles
  566. 566.
    "Or you can wait here, that works too."
  567. 567.
    >Anon gets out two bowls and places them on the table
  568. 568.
    >He walks over to the counter and grabs the loaf of bread
  569. 569.
    >Derpy's eyes try to keep up with his movements but only one of them ever seems to be able to track him
  570. 570.
    >He rips off a small piece from the loaf and hands it to Derpy
  571. 571.
    >She looks at it for a moment before taking it with her mouth
  572. 572.
    >Anon goes back to the counter and rips off two chunks and sets them next to the bowls
  573. 573.
    >As he goes to check on the soup, Derpy's attention turns to the bread chunks sitting on the table
  574. 574.
    >Anon puts his hand above the pot to gauge the temperature.
  575. 575.
    >His hand heats up quickly, but not to the point of burning
  576. 576.
    "I think it's ready"
  577. 577.
    >As he looks over at Derpy she freezes
  578. 578.
    >She has a lump of bread sticking out of her mouth
  579. 579.
    "That was supposed to go with the soup"
  580. 580.
    >He also notices that the other piece is missing from the table
  581. 581.
    >He sighs
  582. 582.
    "It's fine I have more."
  583. 583.
    >She slowly resumes chewing
  584. 584.
    >He brings over the first bowl to the pot
  585. 585.
    >With a wooden ladle he scoops up the red liquid and pours it in the bowl
  586. 586.
    >He walks over to the table and places the bowl down
  587. 587.
    "Alright, here's yours. Be careful, it's hot"
  588. 588.
    >Anon grabs the other bowl and brings it over to the stove
  589. 589.
    >As if on cue he hears a splatter of liquid behind him
  590. 590.
    >"thbpttt!"
  591. 591.
    >Derpy is sticking her tongue out with soup dripping out of her mouth
  592. 592.
    "I told you it was hot"
  593. 593.
    >Anon walks over and checks on her
  594. 594.
    "Are you okay?"
  595. 595.
    >With her tongue still sticking out, she nods
  596. 596.
    "Okay, let me see that bowl"
  597. 597.
    >Anon bends down and starts to blow on the soup
  598. 598.
    >Derpy tilts her head as she watches him with interest
  599. 599.
    >"what are you doing?"
  600. 600.
    >Between blows he responds
  601. 601.
    "I'm cooling it off for you"
  602. 602.
    >"okay"
  603. 603.
    >After a full minute of blowing, he dips his finger inside the bowl
  604. 604.
    >It's warm but it's no longer hot
  605. 605.
    "Alright, it's safe now"
  606. 606.
    >As Anon walks back to the stove Derpy eyes her bowl cautiously
  607. 607.
    >Anon returns to the table with his bowl and sits down
  608. 608.
    >He notices that Derpy is still observing her bowl
  609. 609.
    "Go ahead and eat it before it gets cold, it won't hurt you anymore."
  610. 610.
    >"okay"
  611. 611.
    >Derpy sticks her face in the bowl and begins slurping it up
  612. 612.
    >"mhmm"
  613. 613.
    >Anon smirks as he brings his bowl to his lips
  614. 614.
    >With a long sip he takes a hearty gulp of the comforting soup
  615. 615.
    >He puts his bowl down and looks for his piece of bread
  616. 616.
    "Oh, right."
  617. 617.
    >He walks over to the counter and grabs another piece
  618. 618.
    >With bread in hand he dips it inside of the remaining tomato soup
  619. 619.
    >He watches Derpy avidly lick her bowl clean as he finishes his meal
  620. 620.
    >Anon stands up and brings his empty bowl to the sink
  621. 621.
    >As he's rinsing it off he feels a sudden nudge in his side
  622. 622.
    >It's Derpy
  623. 623.
    >He looks down at her and then at his shirt
  624. 624.
    >Her face is messy with soup stains, and his shirt now has a tomato blotch where she poked him
  625. 625.
    >"more?"
  626. 626.
    "Sorry Derp, that's all that was left."
  627. 627.
    >She frowns
  628. 628.
    "But."
  629. 629.
    >"...but?"
  630. 630.
    >A devious smile appears on Anon's face
  631. 631.
    "I have dessert for later."
  632. 632.
    >Derpy gets excited and flaps her wings
  633. 633.
    >"yay!"
  634. 634.
    >Anon puts the washcloth under warm water
  635. 635.
    >After draining it he kneels down next to Derpy and starts to clean her face
  636. 636.
    >As if her body is getting used to it she puts up less resistance as he rubs her mouth and cheeks
  637. 637.
    "Alright, you are as good as new"
  638. 638.
    >Derpy looks confused
  639. 639.
    >"i am?"
  640. 640.
    >Anon chuckles
  641. 641.
    "It's a figure of speech, at least where I'm from"
  642. 642.
    >Not fully understanding she doesn't question it further
  643. 643.
    >"okay"
  644. 644.
    >Anon walks into the living room and looks down at his shirt, remembering the soup stain Derpy graciously gifted him
  645. 645.
    >He takes it off and tosses it on the ground in a random direction
  646. 646.
    >Derpy inquisitively walks up to him and inspects his shirtless form
  647. 647.
    >As her eyes swirl around taking everything in, Anon positions himself into a double biceps pose
  648. 648.
    "Like what you see huh?"
  649. 649.
    >She doesn't respond as she stares at him
  650. 650.
    >Enjoying the attention he puts his arms over his head and behind his back, tightening his abs
  651. 651.
    >Without warning she boops him in the belly button with her snoot
  652. 652.
    >He lets out a high pitched laugh
  653. 653.
    "Haaah!"
  654. 654.
    >Derpy smiles as she boops him again
  655. 655.
    "Hey, that tickles"
  656. 656.
    >He rustles her mane as he makes his way to the couch
  657. 657.
    >As he sits down Derpy flies up and lands next to him
  658. 658.
    >She scooches over so that she's pressed up against him
  659. 659.
    "You certainly aren't bashful, that's good."
  660. 660.
    >Derpy has a perplexed expression on her face
  661. 661.
    >Anon wraps his arm around her
  662. 662.
    "You see Derpy, were friends right?"
  663. 663.
    >She nods as she focuses all of her attention on Anon
  664. 664.
    >"y-yes"
  665. 665.
    >He gives her a reassuring smile
  666. 666.
    "We certainly are. Which brings me to my next point. Friends like to do things for friends."
  667. 667.
    >"they do?"
  668. 668.
    "Yes, like how I shared my soup with you."
  669. 669.
    >"oh okay"
  670. 670.
    >Anon's smile widens
  671. 671.
    "And there are other things friends like to share. More intimate things."
  672. 672.
    >With his free hand he grabs one of her forehooves
  673. 673.
    >Blushing and looking slightly confused, Derpy watches Anon fondle her hoof
  674. 674.
    >He drags his fingertip lightly across the surface of her frog
  675. 675.
    >She lets out a little gasp at the unfamiliar sensation
  676. 676.
    >Next he brings her hoof to his mouth and gently kisses it
  677. 677.
    >Derpy's face continues to turn more red
  678. 678.
    >She doesn't understand what's going on but her heart is racing
  679. 679.
    >Anon slowly brings her hoof to his groin area and begins to have her pet his pants
  680. 680.
    >With his hand guiding her hoof she rubs where his already slightly erect member is forming a bulge
  681. 681.
    "Yeah...like that."
  682. 682.
    >Anon lets go of her hoof and lays back on the sofa
  683. 683.
    >Without his hand guiding her, Derpy isn't sure on what to do
  684. 684.
    >She quizzically pokes the bump in his pants
  685. 685.
    >"anon what's this?"
  686. 686.
    "Unf, keep going and you will find out."
  687. 687.
    >Anon's dick starts to twitch as she continues to prod him through the pants
  688. 688.
    >Now at full mast, his cock feels strangled underneath the textile prison
  689. 689.
    >Yearning to break free, he pulls down his pants and lets his cock loose
  690. 690.
    >Flopping down and then up, it stands on display at the ready
  691. 691.
    >Derpy opens her mouth in surprise as she gazes at the green human appendage
  692. 692.
    >It twitches again as if it notices her presence
  693. 693.
    "Meet Mr. Anon, he's going to be your new friend."
  694. 694.
    >Derpy continues to stare in surprise
  695. 695.
    >Anon takes his arm that was wrapped around her and places his hand behind her head
  696. 696.
    ""Alright Derpy I need you to say hi to Mr. Anon."
  697. 697.
    >She's still staring at it
  698. 698.
    "Well? Introduce yourself."
  699. 699.
    >"hi mr anon...im derpy hooves"
  700. 700.
    >She gives his cock an awkward smile
  701. 701.
    "Good, now give him a kiss. As friends do."
  702. 702.
    >Once again Derpy looks confused
  703. 703.
    >He brings her head down next to his penis
  704. 704.
    "Here, I'll help you."
  705. 705.
    >One of her eyes is looking straight at it and her other eye is looking up at Anon
  706. 706.
    >He guides her snoot to his cock in hopes she will kiss it, however she sticks her nose directly on the tip and takes a big whiff
  707. 707.
    "Ah...Mr. Anon likes that too."
  708. 708.
    >Derpy pulls her head back slightly and wrinkles her nose
  709. 709.
    >"mr anon is smelly"
  710. 710.
    >Anon ignores her comment
  711. 711.
    "Open your mouth so Mr. Anon can take a peek. Only use your lips and tongue to show him around."
  712. 712.
    >Anon brings her head back down to his cock
  713. 713.
    >Derpy has her mouth cracked open
  714. 714.
    >He presses his dick against her lips but her mouth isn't open far enough
  715. 715.
    >He can feel his dick starting to get impatient
  716. 716.
    "Open wide and say Ahhh"
  717. 717.
    >Derpy slowly opens her mouth more
  718. 718.
    >Anon wastes no time entering the breach
  719. 719.
    >"Ahh-grlgglgl"
  720. 720.
    >Her eyes go wide and she starts gurgling as his cock fills up her mouth and reaches her throat
  721. 721.
    "Oh, fuck yeah. Stay there like that."
  722. 722.
    >Anon tries to thrust back and forth but her teeth are starting to pinch him
  723. 723.
    "Ow! Open up open up!"
  724. 724.
    >Not waiting on her slow reaction he grabs her mouth with his hand and begins to pry
  725. 725.
    >Gaining enough wiggle room he pulls back his hips and out comes Mr. Anon
  726. 726.
    >It flops on Derpy's face, landing on her forehead
  727. 727.
    >Without delay Anon inspects his penis and everything looks intact
  728. 728.
    "Whew. That could have been bad."
  729. 729.
    >'Maybe shoving my dick down the throat of a special needs pony isn't the best idea' Anon thinks to himself
  730. 730.
    >"stinky..."
  731. 731.
    >Anon looks down and forgot he still has her head pressed down
  732. 732.
    >His saliva covered cock is planted directly on her face, her nose buried in his balls
  733. 733.
    >He lets her head go and she bobs back up to her sitting position
  734. 734.
    >Anon's cock is still throbbing so he moves to the next logical step
  735. 735.
    >As he stands up off of the couch his pants drop down to his ankles
  736. 736.
    >Derpy monitors him as he maneuvers in front of her
  737. 737.
    >She's flustered and still unsure of what's happening
  738. 738.
    >"anon?"
  739. 739.
    >She looks up at him innocently as he hovers over her
  740. 740.
    >With an almost crazed smile and cock pointing at her he explains
  741. 741.
    "Okay Derpy, I need you to stand up and show me your butt."
  742. 742.
    >Derpy continues sitting there, she's staring at his cock
  743. 743.
    "Mr. Anon wants to visit your special place."
  744. 744.
    >Derpy doesn't know what he's talking about but she does as she's told
  745. 745.
    >"o-okay"
  746. 746.
    >She stands up on the couch and turns around with her butt facing him
  747. 747.
    >Anon takes a good look at her squishy behind and is tempted to slap it
  748. 748.
    >He giddily refrains but he places his face on her flank
  749. 749.
    >It's soft but meaty
  750. 750.
    >He closes his eyes with a large smile across his face
  751. 751.
    "Heavenly."
  752. 752.
    >Derpy blushes as she feels him embracing her butt
  753. 753.
    >She moves her head sideways to try and see what's going on, but she's greeted with a view of the ceiling in one eye and the kitchen with the other
  754. 754.
    >As Anon snuggles his face against her butt he realizes that his cock has been waiting
  755. 755.
    >Only a glorious ass could distract him away from his true goal
  756. 756.
    >His eyes wander below her ponut, finding the target
  757. 757.
    >Her marehood is in full view, her clitoris winking rhythmically
  758. 758.
    >Anon's cock somehow grows even more as he takes it all in
  759. 759.
    >Her big ass and ponut, and her mottled vulva just asking for it
  760. 760.
    >He licks his pointer and middle fingers
  761. 761.
    "I'm going in, please relax."
  762. 762.
    >Barely containing an excited giggle, he reaches his hand out
  763. 763.
    >As his moist fingers touch her vulva, something unexpected happens
  764. 764.
    >Without warning her rear left hoof kicks him in the stomach
  765. 765.
    "Gah!"
  766. 766.
    >Shocked and reeling in pain, Anon falls backwards onto the coffee table
  767. 767.
    >With a loud thud he lands on his back
  768. 768.
    >He loses consciousness for a moment
  769. 769.
    >When he regains his senses he wakes up to a teary eyed pegasus poking his face with her snoot
  770. 770.
    "Urghh..."
  771. 771.
    >As Anon remembers what happened he becomes enraged
  772. 772.
    >Filled with adrenaline he jumps off of the coffee table
  773. 773.
    "What the FUCK was that? Are you crazy!?"
  774. 774.
    >He looks down at Derpy expecting an answer
  775. 775.
    >She looks up at him and is sniffling but she doesn't say anything
  776. 776.
    >Her silence only makes him more angry
  777. 777.
    "Well? Say something damnit!"
  778. 778.
    >Anon looks down at his stomach and sees a bruise starting to form inside the hoofprint indent
  779. 779.
    >He puts his hand on it but pulls it back when it stings
  780. 780.
    >"m-mommy taught me to kick if somepony touches me there...im sorry"
  781. 781.
    >Still in a rage he lashes out at her
  782. 782.
    "Oh? I guess that makes it all okay because of your STUPID MOMMY."
  783. 783.
    >Derpy scrunches her face for a moment and then begins to bawl
  784. 784.
    >Anon's adrenaline begins to fade
  785. 785.
    >As he watches her cry he realizes what he just did
  786. 786.
    "Derpy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean any of that..."
  787. 787.
    >He walks towards her but she flinches
  788. 788.
    >In that moment Anon thinks about how messed up his initial intentions with her were
  789. 789.
    >Getting the slow mare in town to bed for an easy lay
  790. 790.
    >But things are different now
  791. 791.
    >He actually cares about her and doesn't want to see her get hurt
  792. 792.
    >She has feelings too
  793. 793.
    "Look, I just-"
  794. 794.
    >Before he could finish his sentence Derpy runs out of the front door
  795. 795.
    >He goes to chase her but she's already in the air
  796. 796.
    >She looks back at Anon, her face full of despair with tears flowing
  797. 797.
    >Anon puts his hand out towards her but she turns and flies away
  798. 798.
    "Fuck!"
  799. 799.
    >As Anon curses at his predicament he notices that he's completely naked
  800. 800.
    >And that he still has a boner
  801. 801.
    >Berry Punch is leaning out of her window tending to her shrubbery
  802. 802.
    >As she's fluffing her bush she notices the green man and his cock
  803. 803.
    >She peers over at him with curiosity
  804. 804.
    >Anon covers his dick and runs back into the house
  805. 805.
    >He kicks the coffee table over
  806. 806.
    "Shit!"
  807. 807.
    >His adrenaline pumping again as his temper tantrum resumes
  808. 808.
    >He stomps angrily around the living room with his cock flopping around
  809. 809.
    >He looks down at the bruise on his stomach and tries touching it again
  810. 810.
    "Ow!"
  811. 811.
    >Pulling his hand back he walks into the bathroom
  812. 812.
    >He eyes up the bottle of lotion and reluctantly grabs it
  813. 813.
    "I was supposed to get MARE pussy today, not this faggot hand again."
  814. 814.
    >With a sigh of defeat he applies lotion on his dick and starts rubbing it in
  815. 815.
    "Who is it going to be today."
  816. 816.
    >Anon ponders all the hot mares in town and who's the most qualified to fictionally milk his seed
  817. 817.
    "Fluttershy."
  818. 818.
    >Feeling mixed emotions at the mention of her name, she's the mare he wants right now
  819. 819.
    >Someone kind and understanding
  820. 820.
    >He starts to stroke himself as he thinks about the cute noises she will make as he takes her from behind
  821. 821.
    >When Anon first arrived in Ponyville Fluttershy took an interest in him
  822. 822.
    >She offered him a place to stay while his house was still being built
  823. 823.
    >Although, that was extremely short-lived
  824. 824.
     
  825. 825.
    >"Anon, what are you doing?"
  826. 826.
    >Fluttershy whisper yells at him as he has her pinned down on the lounge
  827. 827.
    >He has one arm pressing her face down and the other is undoing his pants as his hips are grinding on her butt
  828. 828.
    >When his pants drop, an erect Mr. Anon pops out and finds itself pressed against Fluttershy's warm ass
  829. 829.
    >Her eyes go wide when she feels his dick on her butt
  830. 830.
    >She gets more frantic and manages to actually break the whisper barrier
  831. 831.
    >"Stop!!!"
  832. 832.
    >Anon freezes, realizing something is wrong
  833. 833.
    "Um, is there a problem?"
  834. 834.
    >Fluttershy's face turns red with anger
  835. 835.
    >As Anon lets go of her she flies up to his face
  836. 836.
    >"Is there a problem? Is there a PROBLEM?!"
  837. 837.
    >Anon is taken aback by the sudden change in atmosphere
  838. 838.
    >"You just..."
  839. 839.
    >She pauses and looks down at his still hard penis
  840. 840.
    >Wanting to put space in between them, she flies backwards towards the ceiling
  841. 841.
    >"You just tried to rape me mister!"
  842. 842.
    >Fluttershy's tone is now back to hard whispering
  843. 843.
    >Anon's jaw drops at the dire accusation
  844. 844.
    >Angel is standing nearby making rude gestures
  845. 845.
     
  846. 846.
    >It turns out that just because a mare invited him over doesn't mean that she wanted the dick
  847. 847.
    >A tough but important lesson for Anon
  848. 848.
    >Ever since that incident the other elements of harmony tend to avoid him
  849. 849.
    >He increases the pace, stroking himself to finish
  850. 850.
    "Oh yeah. Fluttershy..."
  851. 851.
    >In his mind he's plapping her pussy while she's looking back at him with hearts in her eyes
  852. 852.
    >Unable to hold back any longer, he lets his load fly loose
  853. 853.
    "Ahhh, Fluttershy!"
  854. 854.
    >Some of it squirts in the sink, the rest plops unceremoniously to the bathroom floor
  855. 855.
    >As he slonks his meat draining the rest, he is hit with a wave of negativity instead of the post-nut clarity he was seeking
  856. 856.
    >Not bothering with cleaning up he goes to his bedroom
  857. 857.
    >He carefully gets inside of the bed, wincing when his stomach bends
  858. 858.
    >Mentally and physically exhausted, he closes his eyes and passes out
  859. 859.
     
  860. 860.
     
  861. 861.
    >The next morning he grunts as he gets out of bed
  862. 862.
    >The sharp stabbing in his gut reminding him of yesterday's events
  863. 863.
    "Damn."
  864. 864.
    >Anon gets dressed for work and leaves his house
  865. 865.
    >As he's walking to the cafe he spots Silver Spoon
  866. 866.
    >Surprisingly she is by herself
  867. 867.
    >With a pompous gait she makes her way over to him
  868. 868.
    >"Good morning, Ape."
  869. 869.
    >Groggy with dark bags under his eyes and feeling as though he was kicked by a horse, he cannot even manage a fake smile
  870. 870.
    "Aren't you supposed to be in school? And where's your boss."
  871. 871.
    >Silver Spoon's face turns red in embarrassment
  872. 872.
    >"W-who do you mean, and I don't have school today, it's Saturday."
  873. 873.
    >Anon rubs his chin
  874. 874.
    "Oh, I guess it is the weekend. I really need to get a new job."
  875. 875.
    >With the conversation over Anon resumes his journey to Café Hay
  876. 876.
    >Silver Spoon positions herself in front of Anon trying to stop him
  877. 877.
    >He continues walking as though she's not there
  878. 878.
    >"Hey, what are-"
  879. 879.
    >The gray filly falls over as Anon powers through her blockade attempt
  880. 880.
    >Her glasses fall off to the ground
  881. 881.
    >"Get back here y-you brute!"
  882. 882.
    >As she fumbles around on the ground trying to find her glasses, Anon simply ignores her and keeps going
  883. 883.
    >Anon hears screeching behind him but he doesn't care
  884. 884.
    >As he plods on he starts to think about the mares in town
  885. 885.
    >None of them give him the time of day
  886. 886.
    >Except for one
  887. 887.
    >The dopey pegasus with a fat butt
  888. 888.
    >Anon smiles as he vividly remembers placing his face on her flank
  889. 889.
    >His smile fades as he realizes he may not get that chance again
  890. 890.
    >As he arrives at the cafe he walks around to the back entrance
  891. 891.
    >Opening the door he's greeted with a mess to clean up
  892. 892.
    >Dishes piled up, the garbage bin overflowing, and messy countertops galore
  893. 893.
    >The closing ponies always leave plenty for him to do
  894. 894.
    >With a sigh he grabs his apron and gets to work
  895. 895.
     
  896. 896.
    >After what feels like an excruciatingly long shift, he hangs up his apron and walks out the back
  897. 897.
    >He takes a moment to stretch, being careful as to not agitate his bruised stomach
  898. 898.
    "Derpy..."
  899. 899.
    >He sets off to what is becoming a frequent destination
  900. 900.
    >Along the way he sees the normal townsponies for this time of day going about their business
  901. 901.
    >A few of them acknowledge his existence, he nods back or waves
  902. 902.
    >Some do their best to pretend that the strange green monkey man does not inhabit their peaceful town
  903. 903.
    >And then there are the others who are completely oblivious and in their own lane
  904. 904.
    >A small pony zooms by on a scooter, her tiny wings assisting her propulsion
  905. 905.
    >Anon smirks and moves out of her way
  906. 906.
    >As he approaches the playground, he spots trouble
  907. 907.
    >Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are hanging out at the entrance
  908. 908.
    >"Well well well, what do we have here."
  909. 909.
    >Diamond Tiara eyes him up as she paces back and forth
  910. 910.
    >Silver Spoon has her head held up high and is ignoring Anon
  911. 911.
    "Your Highness. To what do I owe the honor of your presence."
  912. 912.
    >Anon gives her a slight bow but makes sure not to go too low due to his bruise
  913. 913.
    "I'm caught up on all of my dues."
  914. 914.
    >Diamond Tiara frowns
  915. 915.
    >"Hmph. I guess you have been a good little subject. How mundane."
  916. 916.
    >Anon takes pleasure in her frustration
  917. 917.
    >He looks around inside the park but does not see anyone else
  918. 918.
    >With an eyebrow raised Diamond Tiara watches Anon
  919. 919.
    >"Looking for somepony?"
  920. 920.
    >Anon returns his attention back to her
  921. 921.
    "As a matter of fact, I am."
  922. 922.
    >She rolls her eyes in disgust
  923. 923.
    >"So you really are some kind of perv."
  924. 924.
    >Blushing, Silver Spoon looks up at Anon but turns her head when he returns her gaze
  925. 925.
    "No, I'm looking for a mare. A gray pegasus. Blonde mane. Have you seen her"
  926. 926.
    >Diamond Tiara pretends to be in deep thought
  927. 927.
    >"Hmmm, no. Can't say that I have."
  928. 928.
    >Anon frowns
  929. 929.
    >"She's that important? Is she your lover or something?"
  930. 930.
    >Silver Spoon's attention is back to Anon, waiting on his reply
  931. 931.
    "Um...no. We're friends."
  932. 932.
    >"Haha yeah, right okay. Why would you be looking for her here anyway."
  933. 933.
    >Anon blushes in embarrassment
  934. 934.
    "Uh, well she's a little slow and likes to play here. Her name is Derpy Hooves"
  935. 935.
    >"The pony with messed up eyes? Talks funny?"
  936. 936.
    >Anon smiles and nods
  937. 937.
    >Diamond Tiara's typical smugness returns
  938. 938.
    >"5 bits."
  939. 939.
    >Anon's smile turns into a scowl
  940. 940.
    "Really?"
  941. 941.
    >Diamond Tiara let's out a little yawn
  942. 942.
    >"Really."
  943. 943.
    >Anon feels like squeezing her face but reaches inside of his pocket instead
  944. 944.
    "Here."
  945. 945.
    >Before responding she counts the bits
  946. 946.
    >"I saw her flying around earlier. Near here."
  947. 947.
    >Anon processes the sparse information
  948. 948.
    "Anything else?"
  949. 949.
    >"Nope, that's it. Goodbye loser."
  950. 950.
    >And with that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walk away
  951. 951.
    "Damn."
  952. 952.
    >Anon looks to the skies but does not see any sign of Derpy so he starts walking to her house
  953. 953.
    >As he's walking he's thinking about what he's going to say to her
  954. 954.
    >After raking his brain over the idea coals, nothing solid comes to mind
  955. 955.
    "I'm sorry? I'm sorry for yelling? I'm sorry for being mean? Let me touch your butt? Gah, I don't know."
  956. 956.
    >Cheerilee gives him an uncomfortable smile as she passes by
  957. 957.
    >Her saddlebags filled with heads of lettuce and carrots
  958. 958.
    >Deep in thought and muttering to himself he doesn't even notice her
  959. 959.
    >Before long Anon arrives at Derpy's not so well-kept residence
  960. 960.
    >Taking a deep breath he knocks on the door
  961. 961.
    >After waiting several moments nothing happens
  962. 962.
    >He knocks on the door again
  963. 963.
    >Still no response
  964. 964.
    >As he goes to look inside one of the windows the door opens
  965. 965.
    >"...Hello?"
  966. 966.
    >Anon turns around and walks over to the door
  967. 967.
    "Hello I-"
  968. 968.
    >He stops mid sentence when the zebra wearing a white uniform starts to close the door
  969. 969.
    >With a startled expression she keeps the door ajar as she hides behind it
  970. 970.
    >"Who are you?"
  971. 971.
    >With her thick zebra accent she questions him
  972. 972.
    "My name is Anon. I'm here to see Derpy."
  973. 973.
    >Still eyeing him with suspicion she continues to grill him
  974. 974.
    >"Ms. Hooves does not get visitors."
  975. 975.
    >Again with the barely understandable accent
  976. 976.
    "I'm her friend."
  977. 977.
    >Anon notices that she's wearing a white hat with a red cross on it
  978. 978.
    >"Ms. Hooves does not have any friends."
  979. 979.
    >Starting to lose his patience Anon tries his best to stay calm
  980. 980.
    "Look, I'm her friend. My name is Anonymous. I live in Ponyville, I have a job at the cafe. I just want to see her."
  981. 981.
    >The zebra finally appears to lower some of her defenses
  982. 982.
    >"Ms. Hooves is currently occupied, I can take your message."
  983. 983.
    >Anon sighs knowing that this is the best he's going to get without the situation escalating
  984. 984.
    "Fine. Tell her to meet Anon at the playground tomorrow, the usual time."
  985. 985.
    >The nurse nods and then slams the door
  986. 986.
    >Anon stands there for a moment and shakes his head
  987. 987.
    "Fucking ziggers."
  988. 988.
    >Disappointed, he walks home.
  989. 989.
    >For a split second he thinks about hitting up the bar for a few drinks
  990. 990.
    "Nah."
  991. 991.
    >Last time he went there he got turned down by an older single mare
  992. 992.
    >Apparently she's a regular there so it's still a little awkward
  993. 993.
    "I have cider at home anyway."
  994. 994.
    >That reminds him of his neighbor, Berry Punch
  995. 995.
    >She's always carrying saddlebags loaded with bottles
  996. 996.
    >Surely she would be a blast to drink with
  997. 997.
    "Nah."
  998. 998.
    >Anon mentally pats himself on the back, knowing that he would without a doubt get too touchy feely
  999. 999.
    >She seems like a good neighbor and he doesn't want to mess that up
  1000. 1000.
    >Arriving at his house he opens the door
  1001. 1001.
    >He goes to the kitchen and fixes up some leftovers
  1002. 1002.
    >After he's finished he cleans up the living room
  1003. 1003.
    >It's still a little chaotic from the previous day's events
  1004. 1004.
    >As he walks into the bathroom he feels something sticky on his foot
  1005. 1005.
    "Damn."
  1006. 1006.
    >As he's cleaning up he's wondering what Derpy is up to
  1007. 1007.
    "Is she thinking about me? Will she even meet me tomorrow?"
  1008. 1008.
    >Eventually he hits the hay knowing that he has work in the morning
  1009. 1009.
    >His last thoughts are of the unique pegasus pony
  1010. 1010.
     
  1011. 1011.
     
  1012. 1012.
    >Derpy slowly opens her eyes
  1013. 1013.
    >One of them is pointing at Lulu's face and the other to the ceiling
  1014. 1014.
    >She remembers what the white pony told her before putting her to bed
  1015. 1015.
    >"Meet Anon at the park tomorrow."
  1016. 1016.
    >Derpy scrunches her face thinking about the unusual creature that recently came into her life
  1017. 1017.
    >She hasn't been outside Ponyville since she was young, but she remembers the tales that mommy used to tell her
  1018. 1018.
    >Aggressive bird people with sharp beaks and claws
  1019. 1019.
    >Large rowdy cow-like creatures that could speak
  1020. 1020.
    >And even seaponies who lived in magical underwater cities
  1021. 1021.
    >Derpy always enjoyed those stories
  1022. 1022.
    >She often found herself looking outside of the window wishing she could go to one of those places
  1023. 1023.
    >But mommy didn't allow her to leave the house
  1024. 1024.
     
  1025. 1025.
    "mommy?"
  1026. 1026.
    >A small but hopefully pegasus looks up at her mother
  1027. 1027.
    >"Yes, what is it dear?"
  1028. 1028.
    "can i go outside to play?"
  1029. 1029.
    >"Derpy, we've been over this a hundred times. You need to stay in the house."
  1030. 1030.
    >Her mother sighs with a frown
  1031. 1031.
    "b-but i... play..."
  1032. 1032.
    >Tears begin to form in the filly's eyes
  1033. 1033.
    >"Listen sweety, you are special. And the world isn't safe for special ponies like you."
  1034. 1034.
    >Derpy puts her head down and begins to whimper
  1035. 1035.
    >Her mother wraps her into a hug with her wings
  1036. 1036.
    >"I'm so sorry sweety."
  1037. 1037.
    >Her mother does her best to hold back her own tears
  1038. 1038.
    >But eventually she folds and sobs as she holds her special little pony
  1039. 1039.
    >"My baby..."
  1040. 1040.
    >When her mommy went to sleep she was sad
  1041. 1041.
    >She still misses her mommy a lot
  1042. 1042.
    >But with her mommy gone, Derpy was excited to explore the town
  1043. 1043.
    >Unfortunately she often ended up causing problems for other ponies
  1044. 1044.
    >"Hey what's the big idea, I just set up!"
  1045. 1045.
    >Derpy shakes her head getting up from the ground
  1046. 1046.
    >A knocked over cart with cabbages strewn before her
  1047. 1047.
    "...im sorry"
  1048. 1048.
    >The elderly stallion just shakes his head and starts gathering his merchandise
  1049. 1049.
    >As Derpy started to learn that Ponyville wasn't an easy place to get by in, she mostly contained herself to the playground
  1050. 1050.
    >But the colts and fillies never wanted to play with her
  1051. 1051.
    >"You're old enough to be my mom, go play tag with someone your own size."
  1052. 1052.
    >"Ew, what's wrong with her eyes."
  1053. 1053.
    >"Gross."
  1054. 1054.
    >That hurt her the most
  1055. 1055.
    >Not being able to play with the other ponies
  1056. 1056.
    >But she found another playground at the edge of town
  1057. 1057.
    >Smaller and worn down, but at least she could play by herself
  1058. 1058.
    >Derpy pulls herself out of her blanket
  1059. 1059.
    >Before leaving the bed she gives Lulu a kiss on the forehead
  1060. 1060.
    "bye bye Lulu"
  1061. 1061.
    >Feeling sad when she remembers what Anon said about her mommy
  1062. 1062.
    >"Oh? I guess that makes it all okay because of your STUPID MOMMY."
  1063. 1063.
    >She makes her way downstairs
  1064. 1064.
    >Flying over the mess in the living room she goes to the kitchen
  1065. 1065.
    >With a smile beginning to form she excitedly opens the bread box on the table
  1066. 1066.
    >The white ponies put food inside for her, like mommy used to do
  1067. 1067.
    >Before her lies a loaf of bread and several muffins
  1068. 1068.
    >Without delay she begins to scarf down everything in sight
  1069. 1069.
    "mmgoodmm"
  1070. 1070.
    >She munches
  1071. 1071.
     
  1072. 1072.
     
  1073. 1073.
    >Anon gives the cook an okay gesture with his fingers
  1074. 1074.
    >The brown earth pony with blue mane raises his eyebrow in return
  1075. 1075.
    >Through a mouthful of bread, crunchy cucumber slices and other assorted veggies, Anon mumbles to the cook
  1076. 1076.
    "Good."
  1077. 1077.
    >"Hopefully that's your last one, these are supposed to be the appetizers for the special guest coming later."
  1078. 1078.
    >Anon grabs another slider from the tray
  1079. 1079.
    >The stallion shrugs and continues preparing the next sandwich
  1080. 1080.
    "Special guest? I suppose I won't get to see them. I'm almost done for the day."
  1081. 1081.
    >"Apparently it's a singer or some such. Cola-something."
  1082. 1082.
    >Anon listens to his coworker as he inhales another mini sandwich
  1083. 1083.
    "Coloratura?"
  1084. 1084.
    >"Yup, that's the one."
  1085. 1085.
    "Cobalt, I know that you don't get out much, but how do you not know Coloratura?"
  1086. 1086.
    >Cobalt shrugs
  1087. 1087.
    "Razzle Dazzle"
  1088. 1088.
    >Anon starts to dance
  1089. 1089.
    "Glitz and Glam"
  1090. 1090.
    >"Anon, please don't."
  1091. 1091.
    >With a big smile Anon continues to bust out the moves
  1092. 1092.
    "Turn it all up-"
  1093. 1093.
    >Before he can get to the next part everything goes dark
  1094. 1094.
    >He feels a damp cloth on his face
  1095. 1095.
    >As he takes it off Cobalt chuckles at him
  1096. 1096.
    >"Razzle dazzle that. Buckhead."
  1097. 1097.
    >Anon sighs
  1098. 1098.
    "Fine, I'm out anyway. Have fun."
  1099. 1099.
    >Anon grabs another slider before heading out the back
  1100. 1100.
    >As Anon approaches the old playground he tries to see if he can spot Derpy
  1101. 1101.
    >But he doesn't detect anypony around, not even on the trail
  1102. 1102.
    >He walks through the gate and immediately notices that the swing is empty
  1103. 1103.
    >That's Derpy's favorite spot
  1104. 1104.
    >Not that there's many spots
  1105. 1105.
    >The playground is more or less just trees and overgrown gardens
  1106. 1106.
    >He checks the rusted jungle gym but she's not there either
  1107. 1107.
    "Derpy? Are you here?"
  1108. 1108.
    >Anon calls out to the empty air already knowing the reply he would get
  1109. 1109.
    >Silence.
  1110. 1110.
    "Damnit."
  1111. 1111.
    >Anon kicks up some mulch in defeat and walks over to the swing
  1112. 1112.
    >He takes a seat and ponders if he should go to her house
  1113. 1113.
    "Nah."
  1114. 1114.
    >If she's mad enough to not meet him at the park then going to her house would only make things worse
  1115. 1115.
    >He sighs and sits there for a few more moments
  1116. 1116.
    >He started the day feeling good
  1117. 1117.
    >Work was busy but it went quick
  1118. 1118.
    >He was really excited to see Derpy
  1119. 1119.
    >For some reason he expected her to be over what happened, just because he was over it
  1120. 1120.
    >Reality often works differently then expected
  1121. 1121.
    >Anon stretches his shoulders and gets up from the swing
  1122. 1122.
    >As he's walking home he thinks about his plans for the evening
  1123. 1123.
    >Plan A is scrapped, but there is no Plan B
  1124. 1124.
    >He could reread his Daring Do series he thinks to himself
  1125. 1125.
    "Yeah, that sounds comfy. I'll start over."
  1126. 1126.
    >As he walks up to his house his mouth drops in surprise
  1127. 1127.
    >Sitting against the front door is a certain gray pegasus
  1128. 1128.
    >But something is off
  1129. 1129.
    >Her wings are hanging limply to her sides and her head is drooped facing the ground
  1130. 1130.
    "D-derpy?"
  1131. 1131.
    >He calls her name as he cautiously approaches
  1132. 1132.
    >With one hoof slightly raised, she looks up at Anon as he walks towards her
  1133. 1133.
    >He restrains the urge to yell, since last time that didn't end well
  1134. 1134.
    "What the hay happened to you?"
  1135. 1135.
    >She looks back to the ground avoiding the question
  1136. 1136.
    >Anon kneels down next to her and carefully lifts her muzzle up
  1137. 1137.
    >She sniffles as he brings her head in alignment with his
  1138. 1138.
    >Her sad eyes try to look at him
  1139. 1139.
    >Only one manages to do so, the other hanging lazily pointing at the ground
  1140. 1140.
    "Sweet Celestia..."
  1141. 1141.
    >"...i..."
  1142. 1142.
    >He patiently waits for her response
  1143. 1143.
    >"i fell"
  1144. 1144.
    >There is purple swelling all around the eye that is looking at him, the eye is barely open
  1145. 1145.
    >The tip of her snoot is bruised with blood and mucus leaking out of her nostrils
  1146. 1146.
    >Her lower lip is bleeding and swollen
  1147. 1147.
    >As Anon examines her injuries he is reviewing the story in his head
  1148. 1148.
    >On one hand, she probably did fall at one point since he last saw her
  1149. 1149.
    >But on the other hand, his gut is telling him she got beat up
  1150. 1150.
    >His mind quickly races to the zebra nurse
  1151. 1151.
    "Did the white ponies do this to you?"
  1152. 1152.
    >Derpy shakes her head
  1153. 1153.
    >Giving up for now, he just wants to get her in the house
  1154. 1154.
    "Ok, we can talk about it more once we get inside."
  1155. 1155.
    >He opens the door and walks in behind her
  1156. 1156.
    >After closing the door he kneels down next to her
  1157. 1157.
    "Derpy, I'm sorry about the other day. Your mommy was a very special pony. Because her daughter is also very special."
  1158. 1158.
    >Anon goes in for the hug and hopes his apology was good enough
  1159. 1159.
    >He smiles as she hugs him back
  1160. 1160.
    >This was no ordinary hug he thought, she was practically squeezing him
  1161. 1161.
    >Her light sniffling turns into sobbing
  1162. 1162.
    >Anon holds her and tries to soothe her
  1163. 1163.
    >With his free hand he runs it through her mane, making sure to rub and scritch
  1164. 1164.
    "It's okay Derpy, I'm here for you."
  1165. 1165.
    >Derpy’s mind races over what happened to her earlier
  1166. 1166.
     
  1167. 1167.
    >"Well well well, what do we have here."
  1168. 1168.
    >Derpy lowers her gaze and looks at the ground
  1169. 1169.
    >Silver Spoon walks up to Derpy and forcefully pokes her
  1170. 1170.
    >"Hey retard. Your superiors are speaking to you."
  1171. 1171.
    >Diamond Tiara has her typical smugness but Silver Spoon is flustered and ill-tempered
  1172. 1172.
    >Derpy looks up at them but doesn't say anything
  1173. 1173.
    >Diamond Tiara continues with her spiel
  1174. 1174.
    >"You still owe us bits from last time. You brought them with you, right?"
  1175. 1175.
    >Derpy looks back at the ground
  1176. 1176.
    "...no. im not here to play im meeting anon"
  1177. 1177.
    >"What did you just say?"
  1178. 1178.
    >Silver Spoon confrontationally walks into Derpy's space
  1179. 1179.
    "i don't have any bits...sorry"
  1180. 1180.
    >Without warning Silver Spoon uses both of her forehooves to jump into Derpy
  1181. 1181.
    >As she knocks her off of the swing Derpy yells out in surprise
  1182. 1182.
    >Silver Spoon wastes no time and brings her hooves down furiously on Derpy's face
  1183. 1183.
    >Derpy feels her snoot being trampled by angry hooves
  1184. 1184.
    >She tries to cry out for help but then a hoof slams down on her mouth
  1185. 1185.
    >"What the hay are you doing? Get off of her!"
  1186. 1186.
    >Diamond Tiara intervenes and tries to grab Silver Spoon away from Derpy
  1187. 1187.
    >But Silver Spoon easily pushes her back as adrenaline is flooding her system
  1188. 1188.
    >She turns back to her victim and recklessly slams her hoof directly onto Derpy's eye
  1189. 1189.
    >"Why does he like a birdbrain like you!"
  1190. 1190.
    >She yelps in pain
  1191. 1191.
    >"It's not fair!"
  1192. 1192.
    >As Silver Spoon winds her hoof back for another swing, she's slammed into the ground by Diamond Tiara
  1193. 1193.
    >While on top of Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara sharply stares down at her
  1194. 1194.
    >"That's not how we do things!"
  1195. 1195.
    >Silver Spoon grits her teeth and rolls Diamond Tiara off of her
  1196. 1196.
    >"I was teaching her a lesson."
  1197. 1197.
    >Derpy moans in pain while the two fillies quarrel
  1198. 1198.
    >"Wait, do you actually have a crush on that monkey freak?"
  1199. 1199.
    >With venom, Diamond Tiara interrogates her peer
  1200. 1200.
    >Silver Spoon blushes and turns her head away when responding
  1201. 1201.
    >"N-no...that would be ridiculous."
  1202. 1202.
    >Diamond Tiara's face wrinkles in disgust
  1203. 1203.
    >"Oh my gosh, that's so gross."
  1204. 1204.
    >Silver Spoon lifts her muzzle high with pride
  1205. 1205.
    >"Whatever, you're not my boss."
  1206. 1206.
    >Diamond Tiara shakes her head and walks over to Derpy
  1207. 1207.
    >Derpy groans as Diamond Tiara helps her get up
  1208. 1208.
    >"Yeah, real cool DT, taking the retard's side."
  1209. 1209.
    >Diamond Tiara simply glares at her
  1210. 1210.
    >Silver Spoon looks at Derpy and snarls
  1211. 1211.
    >"If you tell anypony about this I'm going to beat up Anon. Way worse than you got."
  1212. 1212.
    >As Derpy leans against Diamond Tiara all she can muster is an awkward wailing sob
  1213. 1213.
    >Without any more words Silver Spoon turns around and leaves
  1214. 1214.
     
  1215. 1215.
    >Anon pats Derpy's back as she squeezes him
  1216. 1216.
    >Eventually her grasp on him eases up
  1217. 1217.
    "Come on, I need to get you fixed up."
  1218. 1218.
    >He breaks the hug
  1219. 1219.
    >No longer crying, but still teary eyed, she looks up at him and nods
  1220. 1220.
    >Anon walks to the bathroom with the frazzled ditzy mare in tow
  1221. 1221.
    >Her wings return to her back instead of dragging on the ground
  1222. 1222.
    >She finds her spirits rising in the presence of Anon
  1223. 1223.
    >He rummages through the closet and picks out a few packages and bottles
  1224. 1224.
    "This. And that...and this."
  1225. 1225.
    >He puts everything on top of the sink counter and starts unwrapping some of the packages
  1226. 1226.
    "Derpy I am going to clean your face, I'll need you to stand near the sink."
  1227. 1227.
    >Anon turns on the faucet letting it heat up
  1228. 1228.
    >"okay"
  1229. 1229.
    >As he fills the cup with warm water, Derpy stands next to him
  1230. 1230.
    >He puts a bar of soap in the cup
  1231. 1231.
    >Derpy watches curiously as it bobs up and down
  1232. 1232.
    "Warm soapy water coming right up. You will be as good as new in no time."
  1233. 1233.
    >Anon picks up a swab and dips it in the soapy water and swirls it around
  1234. 1234.
    "This is going to sting, but I promise it's for your own good."
  1235. 1235.
    >Derpy gulps and reluctantly nods
  1236. 1236.
    >He grasps her head with one hand and steadies the swab with his other
  1237. 1237.
    >He gently brings it down on the bruise around her eye
  1238. 1238.
    >As he gently blots around the eye he can feel Derpy tensing up from the pain
  1239. 1239.
    >"ow"
  1240. 1240.
    "You're doing great, we're almost done with this part."
  1241. 1241.
    >After a few more blots he takes a look at his handiwork
  1242. 1242.
    >He knows what she really needs is ice
  1243. 1243.
    >But he only has cool storage in his house, not a freezer
  1244. 1244.
    >At least he can clean the area for now
  1245. 1245.
    "Alright, time to wash up your snoofer"
  1246. 1246.
    >He pats her on the head and she smiles
  1247. 1247.
    "Smiling ponies heal faster is what my old grandpappy used to say."
  1248. 1248.
    >"really?"
  1249. 1249.
    "Well, no. He wasn't a horse, but the same principle applies."
  1250. 1250.
    >Derpy waits patiently as Anon prepares for the next procedure
  1251. 1251.
    >He fills up another cup with water only
  1252. 1252.
    "Alright Derpy I'll need you to hold your face over the sink."
  1253. 1253.
    >Derpy pushes her head forward so that it's hovering above the white porcelain crater
  1254. 1254.
    "This shouldn't be as bad."
  1255. 1255.
    >He slowly pours the water over her aggrieved nose and mouth
  1256. 1256.
    >She winces in pain but keeps her head in position
  1257. 1257.
    "Almost done."
  1258. 1258.
    >Next he grabs the cup of soapy water and applies it to her face
  1259. 1259.
    >With a small medical grade square cloth he starts to lightly tap her face soaking up the excess water
  1260. 1260.
    >Derpy grunts in discomfort several times but it's eventually over
  1261. 1261.
    "And now for the ointment."
  1262. 1262.
    >Derpy frowns
  1263. 1263.
    >"how many more parts?"
  1264. 1264.
    >He pats her head again
  1265. 1265.
    "Last one."
  1266. 1266.
    >"okay"
  1267. 1267.
    >Derpy watches him as he dips a fresh swab into a small jar
  1268. 1268.
    >Once again he grabs her face and begins to apply the ointment
  1269. 1269.
    >Derpy gasps at the cooling sensation
  1270. 1270.
    "And done. Be careful not to rub it all off immediately."
  1271. 1271.
    >She unconvincingly nods to Anon
  1272. 1272.
    >He starts to put away his ramshackle first aid kit
  1273. 1273.
    "If you could give me a few minutes though, that would be great."
  1274. 1274.
    >As he puts the last of the supplies away he returns his attention back to the pony sitting on his bathroom floor
  1275. 1275.
    "Ahem, a little privacy please?"
  1276. 1276.
    >Derpy looks up at Anon smiling
  1277. 1277.
    "Well if you want to stay I guess that's fine."
  1278. 1278.
    >Anon walks over to the toilet and then glances at Derpy
  1279. 1279.
    "Okay, I guess you really want to see."
  1280. 1280.
    >He unbuttons his pants and out flops his dick
  1281. 1281.
    >Derpy tilts her head to the side as she tries to get a different angle with her eyes
  1282. 1282.
    >"mr anon?"
  1283. 1283.
    >He looks over at her and realizes he might be getting turned on with her staring at it like that
  1284. 1284.
    >He pulls his pants back up
  1285. 1285.
    "Okay, I actually need a little bit of privacy."
  1286. 1286.
    >He leads her out of the bathroom and then closes the door behind him
  1287. 1287.
    >He's half expecting the door to open up at any second, but it stays shut
  1288. 1288.
    >After taking a piss in peace he walks outside to the living room
  1289. 1289.
    >He panics when he doesn't see the gray pegasus
  1290. 1290.
    "Derpy?"
  1291. 1291.
    >He hears a thud coming from his room
  1292. 1292.
    "Sigh."
  1293. 1293.
    >At a brisk pace he heads to his room hopeful that nothing broke, and that she's okay
  1294. 1294.
    >As he enters the room he notices that his closet is open
  1295. 1295.
    >Boxes, clothes, and other random articles are scattered across his room
  1296. 1296.
    "How in Celestia-"
  1297. 1297.
    >Derpy is sitting on the ground
  1298. 1298.
    >She has her face questionably close to an open magazine
  1299. 1299.
    >With an intense stare all of her attention is absorbed
  1300. 1300.
    >As he walks further into the room he realizes what she's looking at
  1301. 1301.
    >Or at least has a relatively good idea
  1302. 1302.
    >He walks over to her while talking
  1303. 1303.
    "Uh, I see you are an enjoyer of light reading."
  1304. 1304.
    >He looks down and confirms his guess, it's an older issue of Kirin Fever
  1305. 1305.
    >She pays him no mind as she blushes at the sight before her
  1306. 1306.
    >An assortment of Kirin locked in some giant orgy ritual
  1307. 1307.
    >He grabs the magazine from her and starts going through some of the pages
  1308. 1308.
    >Derpy gets up and tries to peek
  1309. 1309.
    >Unfortunately her eyes aren't cooperating so she ends up walking in mini circles
  1310. 1310.
    "Not bad, I forgot I had this one."
  1311. 1311.
    >Anon closes the mag and stuffs it into a random box that fell out of his closet
  1312. 1312.
    >Derpy goes to investigate but Anon blocks her path
  1313. 1313.
    >With arms folded he looks down at her
  1314. 1314.
    "You can look at that another time if you're so interested. However, you never told me what happened to you."
  1315. 1315.
    >Derpy's smile disappears in an instant
  1316. 1316.
    >She looks away as she mumbles something
  1317. 1317.
    >Anon puts his hand to his ear
  1318. 1318.
    "What's that? Can't hear you."
  1319. 1319.
    >"...i fell"
  1320. 1320.
    >Anon sighs as he walks in front of where her head is pointing
  1321. 1321.
    >She tilts her head sideways so one of her eyes can look at him
  1322. 1322.
    "You know that I know that's not what happened."
  1323. 1323.
    >The rest of Derpy's body twists to align with her head as she sits down
  1324. 1324.
    >With her head still at an awkward angle, she continues to look at Anon while scrunching her face
  1325. 1325.
    "I'll give you a carrot."
  1326. 1326.
    >Her ears perk up at the mention of food
  1327. 1327.
    >Anon smirks as he confirms her weakness
  1328. 1328.
    >With a deflated expression she returns her head to a normal posture
  1329. 1329.
    >"...im not allowed to talk about it"
  1330. 1330.
    >Anon raises his eyebrow, this is definitely getting more suspicious
  1331. 1331.
    "Can you tell me who did it? Was it that white pony that I saw at your house?"
  1332. 1332.
    >Derpy doesn't hesitate to respond
  1333. 1333.
    >"zende's not nice like mommy but she never hurt me"
  1334. 1334.
    >He eyes her up but doesn't identify anything off about her mannerisms
  1335. 1335.
    "And what about the other white ponies?"
  1336. 1336.
    >She confidently shakes her head back and forth
  1337. 1337.
    "I never thought I'd be playing Guess Who with a talking horse."
  1338. 1338.
    >Derpy wrinkles her nose
  1339. 1339.
    >"who what?"
  1340. 1340.
    "Exactly Derpy, who did it."
  1341. 1341.
    >She sits there not saying anything
  1342. 1342.
    "I know, come with me."
  1343. 1343.
    >Anon leaves the bedroom, he looks behind him to make sure she is following
  1344. 1344.
    >He makes his way to the kitchen and opens the pantry
  1345. 1345.
    >His eyes wander to the orange blob sitting on the shelf
  1346. 1346.
    >Taking one off of the stack, he turns around and holds out the carrot to Derpy
  1347. 1347.
    >She goes to bite into it but he pulls it away
  1348. 1348.
    "Ah ah ah, not so fast."
  1349. 1349.
    >She pouts as he wiggles his finger at her
  1350. 1350.
    "Was it somepony in Ponyville?"
  1351. 1351.
    >She nods
  1352. 1352.
    >He breaks off a small piece of the carrot and hands it to her
  1353. 1353.
    >She eagerly accepts
  1354. 1354.
    >Anon smiles as he watches his strategy begin to unfold
  1355. 1355.
    "Was it a stallion?"
  1356. 1356.
    >Derpy shakes her head as she's chewing the chunk of carrot
  1357. 1357.
    >He breaks off another piece which she happily takes
  1358. 1358.
    "Was it a colt?"
  1359. 1359.
    >Derpy shakes her head as she continues gobbling up the next reward
  1360. 1360.
    "Was it a mare?"
  1361. 1361.
    >She shakes her head
  1362. 1362.
    "Hmmm. Was it a creature or other non-pony?"
  1363. 1363.
    >Once again she shakes her head
  1364. 1364.
    >He begins to do the quick maths in his head as he hands her the next piece
  1365. 1365.
    >'If it's not a stallion, not a colt, mare, or creature. That leaves only fillies remaining'
  1366. 1366.
    >And then the realization hits him
  1367. 1367.
    "Was it a pair of fillies with attitude problems?"
  1368. 1368.
    >Derpy's eyes go wide and her pupils shrink
  1369. 1369.
    >And for a split second her eyes underp
  1370. 1370.
    >'Bingo Bango Bongo'
  1371. 1371.
    >She hurriedly shakes her head back and forth
  1372. 1372.
    >Anon plays it cool and hands her the rest of the carrot
  1373. 1373.
    "Wow, you're really good at this game. I'm no match, I give up."
  1374. 1374.
    >Visibly taking a breath of relief, Derpy's smile returns as she munches on her prize
  1375. 1375.
    >Anon makes a notable effort to contain the rage he feels rising
  1376. 1376.
    >He takes note to pay a visit to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon tomorrow
  1377. 1377.
    >He's off from work too
  1378. 1378.
    >It's one thing to shake down a creature for bits now and then
  1379. 1379.
    >But beating up a special pony like Derpy is going too far
  1380. 1380.
    >He clenches his fist thinking about how he's going to pay them back
  1381. 1381.
    >He's taken out of his revenge fantasy when he feels a moist sticky nudge on his hand
  1382. 1382.
    >He looks down and Derpy's looking up at him with a big smile
  1383. 1383.
    >He can't help but smile back, thoughts of revenge can wait
  1384. 1384.
    >He looks at his hand where she smeared her ointment
  1385. 1385.
    "You gotta be careful with that stuff."
  1386. 1386.
    >He sighs knowing it's a moot point, he'll consider it a win if even the smallest amount can last an hour
  1387. 1387.
    >"anon im sweepy"
  1388. 1388.
    >As she yawns Anon looks outside the window
  1389. 1389.
    >The sun is beginning to set but it's not particularly late
  1390. 1390.
    "You've been through a lot today. I'll walk you home."
  1391. 1391.
    >With heavily lidded eyes she shakes her head
  1392. 1392.
    >"i want to stay here"
  1393. 1393.
    >Anon audibly gulps
  1394. 1394.
    "Like, stay the night?"
  1395. 1395.
    >She nods
  1396. 1396.
    >Anon thinks for a moment
  1397. 1397.
    >On one hand he still wants to bang her brains out
  1398. 1398.
    >But on the other hand she's been through a lot
  1399. 1399.
    >And he doesn't want to get kicked again, there's that too
  1400. 1400.
    >He instinctively reaches down to his bruised stomach
  1401. 1401.
    >It doesn't sting anymore when he touches it but it still aches
  1402. 1402.
    >Derpy's smiling while looking up expectantly at Anon
  1403. 1403.
    "Uh...fine. Alright."
  1404. 1404.
    >Derpy's wings extend and flap in excitement
  1405. 1405.
    >"yay"
  1406. 1406.
    "But there are a few house rules"
  1407. 1407.
    >Derpy's head tilts as she inquires about said rules
  1408. 1408.
    >"what are those?"
  1409. 1409.
    >With a smug grin he informs her
  1410. 1410.
    "I'm glad you asked. Rule #1: Anon is always right. Rule #2: No rummaging through my closet. Rule #3: No eating after bedtime."
  1411. 1411.
    >Derpy un-tilts her head
  1412. 1412.
    >"okay"
  1413. 1413.
    "You got all that?"
  1414. 1414.
    >As she nods she lets out another yawn
  1415. 1415.
    "Okay, how about a bedtime story?"
  1416. 1416.
    >Her eyes sparkle and she quickly nods
  1417. 1417.
    >He walks out to the living room and inspects his bookshelf
  1418. 1418.
    >Derpy sits next to him and leans on his leg
  1419. 1419.
    >Her warmth is actively being detected by Mr. Anon's radar
  1420. 1420.
    >He sighs and just picks the first book he finds
  1421. 1421.
    >The Quest for the Sapphire Stone
  1422. 1422.
    >Definitely not his favorite by Daring Do, but it will work
  1423. 1423.
    >Mr. Anon's radar loses signal as his leg moves away from the target
  1424. 1424.
    >He walks to his bedroom and looks at the clutter scattered on the floor
  1425. 1425.
    >He was only in the bathroom for a minute or two
  1426. 1426.
    >'How did this little pony cause so much chaos in such a short amount of time?'
  1427. 1427.
    "Since you are my honored guest you can have my bed for the night."
  1428. 1428.
    >Derpy enthusiastically jumps onto it without further persuading
  1429. 1429.
    >She tilts her head backwards and smiles at Anon
  1430. 1430.
    >Her tongue is sticking out of the corner of her mouth as her eyes google around
  1431. 1431.
    >Unable to hold back a smile himself, Anon walks over and pats her head
  1432. 1432.
    "You're an oddball, you know that?"
  1433. 1433.
    >She's still looking at him from her peculiar position
  1434. 1434.
    >"whats that?"
  1435. 1435.
    >Anon thinks for a moment and puts his hand on his chin
  1436. 1436.
    "Probably a few things. One of a kind? Yes. Exceptional? Check. Silly? Most definitely."
  1437. 1437.
    >Orienting her head in a more natural position, she looks confused
  1438. 1438.
    >"is that good?"
  1439. 1439.
    >Anon ruffles her mane
  1440. 1440.
    "Yes Derp, you're a good pony."
  1441. 1441.
    >She giggles and nuzzles his hand
  1442. 1442.
    >"hehe"
  1443. 1443.
    >Anon sighs as he feels more of the medical ointment sticking to his flesh, but he rubs it off on his pants without reprimanding her
  1444. 1444.
    "I'll tuck you in and then start the story."
  1445. 1445.
    >She gets under the covers and looks up at him
  1446. 1446.
    >Anon grabs the bottom corner of the blanket and wraps it under the mattress
  1447. 1447.
    >As he goes to the next corner Derpy interrupts him
  1448. 1448.
    >"arent you coming too?"
  1449. 1449.
    >He freezes
  1450. 1450.
    >'Crap'
  1451. 1451.
    "It's all yours, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
  1452. 1452.
    >Derpy's mouth forms a frown
  1453. 1453.
    >"i dont want to be alone..."
  1454. 1454.
    >Her sleepy eyelids blink several times in the silence
  1455. 1455.
    >Anon clears his throat as he thinks for a response
  1456. 1456.
    >Her frown turns to a pouty face
  1457. 1457.
    "Okay, fine."
  1458. 1458.
    >She giggles through a smile
  1459. 1459.
    "But I need to wash up real quick first. I'll be back in a few minutes."
  1460. 1460.
    >Anon takes off his shirt and throws it on the floor and then walks to the bathroom
  1461. 1461.
    >This is an interesting turn of events he muses
  1462. 1462.
    >It's been a long time since he has had a mare in his bed
  1463. 1463.
    >As he washes his face, two tiny altered forms of himself appear on his shoulders
  1464. 1464.
    >'You know you want to hit that'
  1465. 1465.
    >A miniature Anon with red horns gives him a knowing grin
  1466. 1466.
    >'It is wrong to take advantage of her'
  1467. 1467.
    >The other mini Anon glows brightly with flowing wings and gives him a harsh glare
  1468. 1468.
    >'But that ass though'
  1469. 1469.
    >'She may have the body of an adult but she is mentally stunted'
  1470. 1470.
    >'You heard bozo over there, she has an adult body. Use it'
  1471. 1471.
    >'She is alone in this world and she trusts you'
  1472. 1472.
    >'Tard moaning sex though'
  1473. 1473.
    >Devil-anon's fang filled smile widens when he notices that he got through to Mr. Anon
  1474. 1474.
    >Angel-anon shakes his head in disapproval as he looks down at the bulge growing in his host's pants
  1475. 1475.
    >'She must be protected, contain thyself'
  1476. 1476.
    >Anon reluctantly nods in agreement
  1477. 1477.
    >He fills a cup with cold water and walks over to the bathtub
  1478. 1478.
    >'Hey bud, whaddya doing over here? Get back to the bedroom and claim your prize'
  1479. 1479.
    >To devil-anon's dismay, Anon pulls down his pants and resolutely pours the cold water on his growing chub
  1480. 1480.
    >'You fool!'
  1481. 1481.
    >Anon lets out a heavy gasp as the frigid aqua deflates his nefarious phallus
  1482. 1482.
    >Angel-anon gives a slight nod in respect and poofs into thin air
  1483. 1483.
    >Devil-anon follows suit in the midst of screaming profanities
  1484. 1484.
    "Whew."
  1485. 1485.
    >Anon goes back to the sink and looks at himself in the mirror
  1486. 1486.
    "Alright."
  1487. 1487.
    >With sureness in his stride he makes his way back to the bedroom
  1488. 1488.
    >Derpy looks different
  1489. 1489.
    >As he walks over to inspect her he can hear her heavy breathing
  1490. 1490.
    >She's fast asleep
  1491. 1491.
    >He bends over to her face and gently pokes her cheek
  1492. 1492.
    >There is no response
  1493. 1493.
    >'Yup, she's knocked out'
  1494. 1494.
    >Anon paces back and forth unsure of what to do
  1495. 1495.
    >He could go sleep on the couch to be safe
  1496. 1496.
    >But what if she wakes up? She might be scared waking up alone in a new place
  1497. 1497.
    >He scratches his head
  1498. 1498.
    >After 10 minutes of standing in the exact same spot, he takes off his pants
  1499. 1499.
    >Leaving them where they dropped, he walks over to the Daring Do book and picks it up
  1500. 1500.
    >Before leaving the room he looks back at Derpy
  1501. 1501.
    >Her chest slowly rises and falls as she breathes
  1502. 1502.
    >Anon looks at her closed eyelids and wonders how long she will be out for
  1503. 1503.
    >As he thinks about the long day she went through, he can feel his blood start to reignite
  1504. 1504.
    >He already has his plan figured out but it has to wait until tomorrow
  1505. 1505.
    >Anon turns off the light but leaves the door open
  1506. 1506.
    "Goodnight Derpy."
  1507. 1507.
    >He makes his way over to the bookshelf and puts the Daring Do novel back in its spot
  1508. 1508.
    >He walks into the kitchen and grabs a carrot
  1509. 1509.
    >As he munches he mules over his plan one more time
  1510. 1510.
    >'They won't expect me at their school.'
  1511. 1511.
    >With a devious grin he goes back to the bookshelf
  1512. 1512.
    >Punishment will have to wait, it's time to get comfy
  1513. 1513.
    >Anon searches for the first book in the series
  1514. 1514.
    >Daring Do and the Marked Thief of Marapore
  1515. 1515.
    >This wasn't his favorite but there was something special about starting over
  1516. 1516.
    >He makes his way over to the couch and lays on his back, propped up on an end-cushion
  1517. 1517.
    >Before opening the book he admires the artwork on the cover
  1518. 1518.
    >He skips the author information and goes right to the prologue
  1519. 1519.
    >'The colossal silver unicorn glanced back at his mud-smeared flank and cringed. The dirt didn't cover his hideous scar entirely, but hopefully the blanket of the midnight darkness would dim the monstrosity'
  1520. 1520.
    >Anon yawns as he gets through the first few pages
  1521. 1521.
    >He thinks to himself that he had a long day too
  1522. 1522.
    >Before long he blinks and everything goes black
  1523. 1523.
     
  1524. 1524.
     
  1525. 1525.
    >Anon begins to regain consciousness as he feels something incessantly poking his arm
  1526. 1526.
    "Huh?"
  1527. 1527.
    >He tries to open his eyes but everything is still dark
  1528. 1528.
    >Reaching for his face he feels something hard
  1529. 1529.
    >As he rolls off the sofa the book falls to the ground, where Anon also finds himself
  1530. 1530.
    "Ow."
  1531. 1531.
    >With his vision returned, the first thing he sees is a gray snoofa pointing down at his face
  1532. 1532.
    >"hi anon"
  1533. 1533.
    >She boops him in the cheek
  1534. 1534.
    "D-derpy?"
  1535. 1535.
    >Still groggy Anon makes an effort to get up
  1536. 1536.
    >As he sits on the ground he leans against the couch
  1537. 1537.
    >Before he can do anything else, Derpy walks over his legs and hugs him with her wings
  1538. 1538.
    >"good morning!"
  1539. 1539.
    >Not expecting such an eventful awakening, Anon reacts slowly
  1540. 1540.
    >Eventually he wraps his arms around her
  1541. 1541.
    "Good morning yourself. You startled me."
  1542. 1542.
    >As she giggles Anon's heart begins to flutter
  1543. 1543.
    >'Am I falling in love with this goofy mare I just met?'
  1544. 1544.
    >He blushes and smiles as he tightens his arms around her
  1545. 1545.
    >They keep the embrace for another minute and then Derpy breaks away
  1546. 1546.
    >With an animated smile she looks at him anticipatorily
  1547. 1547.
    >Anon's smile dissolves when he examines her face
  1548. 1548.
    >Her eye is even more swollen and bruised, he can barely see her yellow iris
  1549. 1549.
    >His jaw involuntarily clenches
  1550. 1550.
    >The small cuts on her nose and mouth formed scabs, and the bruises do not seem any worse
  1551. 1551.
    >There was at least some healing progress, but the busted up eye really gets his adrenaline pumping
  1552. 1552.
    >Derpy is oblivious to his brooding thoughts
  1553. 1553.
    >He realizes she's looking at him like she wants something
  1554. 1554.
    >Shrugging off some of his anger he tries to appear more coolheaded
  1555. 1555.
    >"im hungry"
  1556. 1556.
    "Of course, where are my manners."
  1557. 1557.
    >Anon gets up off of the floor and makes his way to the kitchen
  1558. 1558.
    >Derpy giddily follows him
  1559. 1559.
    "I don't really have anything prepared. Will carrots be okay?"
  1560. 1560.
    >He turns around to check on her answer
  1561. 1561.
    >She nods
  1562. 1562.
    >"yum"
  1563. 1563.
    "I'll take that as a yes."
  1564. 1564.
    >He opens the pantry, grabs a carrot and hands it to her
  1565. 1565.
    >She grabs it with her mouth and ravenously starts chomping on it
  1566. 1566.
    >Anon looks away from her for a moment to check the time
  1567. 1567.
    >Considering how early he went to bed, it's later than he thought it would be
  1568. 1568.
    >'Thankfully Derpy woke me up'
  1569. 1569.
    >He notices that the loud chewing noises suddenly ceased
  1570. 1570.
    >He returns his attention to Derpy
  1571. 1571.
    >"more please"
  1572. 1572.
    >He forgot how much she can put down the hatch
  1573. 1573.
    "Coming right up."
  1574. 1574.
    >He grabs a handful of carrots and places them on the table.
  1575. 1575.
    "All yours."
  1576. 1576.
    >Derpy's eyes light up and she continues her breakfast of champions
  1577. 1577.
    >Anon goes to his room and gets dressed
  1578. 1578.
    >By the time he walks back to the kitchen Derpy is already done with all of the carrots
  1579. 1579.
    "Derpy, I'm off from work today but I need to take care of some business in town. I have time to walk you home first."
  1580. 1580.
    >Derpy visibly deflates and scrunches her face
  1581. 1581.
    >Anon raises his eyebrow
  1582. 1582.
    "Is something wrong?"
  1583. 1583.
    >Without hesitation she responds
  1584. 1584.
    >"i want to stay here"
  1585. 1585.
    >Anon thinks for a moment
  1586. 1586.
    >He's worried that his house may look like hers when he gets back
  1587. 1587.
    >But he can't say no
  1588. 1588.
    "You may stay here-"
  1589. 1589.
    >"yay thank you anon!"
  1590. 1590.
    >Derpy slams into him for a hug
  1591. 1591.
    >Anon was about to go on a tangent of rules but winces in pain instead
  1592. 1592.
    >A surprise headbutt to his already bruised stomach was not on his morning wishlist
  1593. 1593.
    "...please just be careful."
  1594. 1594.
    >Derpy looks up at him as she's still squeezing him with her wings
  1595. 1595.
    >He gets the feeling she's about to ask for something
  1596. 1596.
    >"lulu"
  1597. 1597.
    "Lulu?"
  1598. 1598.
    >"lulu"
  1599. 1599.
    >Anon shrugs internally
  1600. 1600.
    "What about her?"
  1601. 1601.
    >Derpy frowns
  1602. 1602.
    >"i miss her"
  1603. 1603.
    >Anon continues looking down at her slightly confused
  1604. 1604.
    "Um, so go get her?"
  1605. 1605.
    >she shakes her head and gets quiet
  1606. 1606.
    >And then it clicks
  1607. 1607.
    "Is it because of what happened yesterday?"
  1608. 1608.
    >She slowly nods into his stomach as she hides her face
  1609. 1609.
    >Another wave of rage courses through Anon's veins
  1610. 1610.
    >He rubs her head
  1611. 1611.
    "It's okay, I can get Lulu."
  1612. 1612.
    >He doesn't know how that's going to go down exactly but he will worry about it later
  1613. 1613.
    >"t-thank you"
  1614. 1614.
    >He can feel her wings loosening up
  1615. 1615.
    "I shouldn't be too long but in case you get hungry I'll leave you more carrots"
  1616. 1616.
    >Anon grabs another handful of orange goodies and places them on the table
  1617. 1617.
    >Derpy looks over at them eagerly but shows restraint
  1618. 1618.
    "Alright I'm heading out"
  1619. 1619.
    >She follows him to the living room
  1620. 1620.
    >"bye bye!"
  1621. 1621.
    >As he closes the door he sees her trotting back to the kitchen
  1622. 1622.
    >He makes a mental note to stock up on food at one point this week
  1623. 1623.
    >Anon makes his way to the schoolhouse
  1624. 1624.
     
  1625. 1625.
     
  1626. 1626.
    >He spots very few ponies along the way since it's so early
  1627. 1627.
    >Before he gets in sight of the school he hides in a bush near the road
  1628. 1628.
    >And waits
  1629. 1629.
    >He sits in silent agitation as he holds for the marked duo to make their appearance
  1630. 1630.
    >After 10 minutes the early birds arrive
  1631. 1631.
    >A red curly haired filly with glasses
  1632. 1632.
    >Next is a brown colt with a funny looking cutie mark
  1633. 1633.
    >As more trickle in through the road, a bead of sweet forms on his shiny green head
  1634. 1634.
    >'Where are they...'
  1635. 1635.
    >He cracks his knuckles and stretches his neck
  1636. 1636.
    >A trio of fillies pass by him singing a song
  1637. 1637.
    >Something about cutie marks
  1638. 1638.
    >After a few more minutes the string of foals ends
  1639. 1639.
    >Just as he's about to leave he spots a singular filly walking the path
  1640. 1640.
    >Pale magenta and wearing a prissy crown, he recognizes her immediately
  1641. 1641.
    >He waits patiently
  1642. 1642.
    >Just as she is about to pass he hops out of the bush onto the path
  1643. 1643.
    "Hello little filly."
  1644. 1644.
    >Diamond Tiara jumps back in surprise
  1645. 1645.
    >"What the!"
  1646. 1646.
    >He folds his arms and looks down at her with a stern expression
  1647. 1647.
    >"You scared the hay out of me Anon. What are you even doing here?"
  1648. 1648.
    "Where is Silver Spoon?"
  1649. 1649.
    >She rolls her eyes
  1650. 1650.
    >"What, do you like her or something? Freaking perv-"
  1651. 1651.
    >Before she can finish that thought, Anon bends down and squeezes her face
  1652. 1652.
    "I saw what you did to Derpy."
  1653. 1653.
    >Diamond Tiara's eyes go wide
  1654. 1654.
    >She tries to shake out of his death grip but she fails
  1655. 1655.
    >She tries to scream but her cheeks are held tight, preventing her from opening her mouth
  1656. 1656.
    >Anon raises his other hand in the air as though he's going to hit her
  1657. 1657.
    >Her eyes look up in fear as she tries to break free from his grasp
  1658. 1658.
    >She watches his green monkey paw slowly descend as if time was lagging behind
  1659. 1659.
    >Anon smiles gleefully as his hand makes contact with her soft little butt.
  1660. 1660.
    *WHAP*
  1661. 1661.
    >She yells into his hand as her rump turns red
  1662. 1662.
    >Anon brings back his arm for another swing but as he does so his grip on her face loosens
  1663. 1663.
    >Not wasting her chance, Diamond Tiara twists out of his grip enough to get her mouth free
  1664. 1664.
    >She chomps down on the webbing between his index finger and his thumb
  1665. 1665.
    >Anon screams out in pain
  1666. 1666.
    "Fuck!"
  1667. 1667.
    >He tries to shake her off of his hand but now it's her turn to hold a death grip
  1668. 1668.
    "Let go!"
  1669. 1669.
    >She ignores him and looks like she might even be enjoying herself
  1670. 1670.
    >Anon brings his hand up and smacks her in the face
  1671. 1671.
    *CLAP*
  1672. 1672.
    >She let's go and falls to the ground
  1673. 1673.
    >With tears running down her cheeks she looks up at Anon with a fuming glare
  1674. 1674.
    >Between heavy breaths she speaks as Anon is checking to make sure his hand is attached to his arm
  1675. 1675.
    >There's some bleeding from a small rip in the webbed skin, but otherwise still intact
  1676. 1676.
    >"I...I didn't hurt her...Derpy..."
  1677. 1677.
    >Anon does a double take
  1678. 1678.
    "What...?"
  1679. 1679.
    >Diamond Tiara gets up off of the ground, she's still flustered and her face is as red as a beet
  1680. 1680.
    >"I helped her."
  1681. 1681.
    "Then who did it? Who would hurt her like that? She wouldn't tell me but I narrowed it down to you and Silver Spoon."
  1682. 1682.
    >Diamond Tiara looks away awkwardly at the mention of Silver Spoon's name
  1683. 1683.
    "Wait, did Silver Spoon do it?"
  1684. 1684.
    >She slowly nods
  1685. 1685.
    "...but why?"
  1686. 1686.
    >"I don't know, it was a routine bit collection. And we already knew Derpy couldn't pay us, it was just for fun."
  1687. 1687.
    >Anon crosses his arms and looks down at her
  1688. 1688.
    "Really? Bullying special ponies just for fun?"
  1689. 1689.
    >Diamond Tiara unapologetically shrugs and continues
  1690. 1690.
    >"Anyway, Silver Spoon got really crazy for some reason. I think because of you."
  1691. 1691.
    >Anon looks confused
  1692. 1692.
    "Me?"
  1693. 1693.
    >"And she started hoofing her like a madmare. I had to knock her away from Derpy. That's the story."
  1694. 1694.
    >Anon slowly absorbs the new information.
  1695. 1695.
    "So, where is Silver Spoon, isn't she like your underling?"
  1696. 1696.
    >Diamond Tiara looks annoyed at the question
  1697. 1697.
    >"Not anymore apparently. She never came to my house this morning, we normally walk to school together. And I'm going to be late because I waited for her. And was assaulted by a monkey freak."
  1698. 1698.
    >She walks up to him and hoofs him in the shin
  1699. 1699.
    "Hey!"
  1700. 1700.
    >And again in the same spot
  1701. 1701.
    "Ow!"
  1702. 1702.
    >She flips her head and starts walking away from him
  1703. 1703.
    "Wait!"
  1704. 1704.
    >Diamond Tiara reluctantly stops and looks back
  1705. 1705.
    >"What is it now?"
  1706. 1706.
    >Anon pauses as he thinks of what he wants to say
  1707. 1707.
    >"Well?"
  1708. 1708.
    >She taps her hoof impatiently
  1709. 1709.
    "Thank you. For helping Derpy, that means a lot."
  1710. 1710.
    >"And?"
  1711. 1711.
    "And?"
  1712. 1712.
    >He gets the hint
  1713. 1713.
    "And I profusely apologize to her Majesty for the misunderstanding...and ambush. And slapping"
  1714. 1714.
    >Diamond Tiara is back to her smug self
  1715. 1715.
    >"And?"
  1716. 1716.
    "And I owe her Majesty a great debt."
  1717. 1717.
    >"Hmph, fine. I won't tell anypony about this. But you owe me big time."
  1718. 1718.
    >With that she turns her reddened behind back towards the schoolhouse and walks away
  1719. 1719.
    >Anon stands there scratching his head
  1720. 1720.
    >That was not the encounter he was expecting
  1721. 1721.
    >He can still feel his adrenaline running even though he feels a little bit better about the situation
  1722. 1722.
    >He begins to organize his thoughts about everything that's happened so far
  1723. 1723.
    >With a jolt of anger Silver Spoon's smug face vividly appears before him
  1724. 1724.
    >Diamond Tiara is not the kind of filly to become the anti-bully, Silver Spoon must have been really off the mark
  1725. 1725.
    >'She must be punished. If she didn't go to school she might be at home'
  1726. 1726.
    >He begins to walk back to town when he realizes he has no idea where she lives
  1727. 1727.
    >He turns around to see if Diamond Tiara is still there but she is far down the road
  1728. 1728.
    >'I don't think I want her to know where I'm going anyway'
  1729. 1729.
    >Anon walks back to town thinking about how he is going to find her
  1730. 1730.
    >As he is brainstorming he passes by the town hall
  1731. 1731.
    >'Wait, that's it. There should be some information in there. These ponies aren't very private'
  1732. 1732.
    >With a hopeful smile he walks inside the sizable structure
  1733. 1733.
    >His first thought is that it is surprisingly empty
  1734. 1734.
    "Hello?"
  1735. 1735.
    >There are no ponies in sight so he explores further in
  1736. 1736.
    >There doesn't appear to be much in the main entry room but there are several doors along the walls
  1737. 1737.
    >He walks over to the nearest door and lightly knocks
  1738. 1738.
    >After waiting a moment he opens the door and walks in
  1739. 1739.
    >There is a desk with an empty seat, a small filing cabinet and some decorations
  1740. 1740.
    >He notices that there is a nameplate on the desk
  1741. 1741.
    >It reads: Mayor Mare
  1742. 1742.
    >Anon met her once or twice but does not remember her that well
  1743. 1743.
    >But he does remember that she was not happy to take in a non-pony as a resident of Ponyville
  1744. 1744.
    >But she did not have a choice when Canterlot's Citizenship and Immigration Services sent Anon to her doorstep
  1745. 1745.
    >He walks over to the filing cabinet and looks around the room again, making sure he is alone
  1746. 1746.
    >Opening the drawer he starts to finger through the manilla folders
  1747. 1747.
    >None of the tabs are labelled so he picks up one the folders
  1748. 1748.
    >As he opens the folder he can hear hoofsteps coming from behind
  1749. 1749.
    >’Shit’
  1750. 1750.
    >”Excuse me. Can I help you?”
  1751. 1751.
    >An older pony with a posh accent is looking at Anon as he turns around to face her.
  1752. 1752.
    “Uh…”
  1753. 1753.
    >Anon fails to find any words
  1754. 1754.
    >His mind is still operating in a singular mode with one particular filly in mind
  1755. 1755.
    >”What are you doing with those files?”
  1756. 1756.
    >The white and gray-maned mare looks as though she is losing her patience
  1757. 1757.
    “I..just want to look at some town records. You know, like public records. You ponies have those right?”
  1758. 1758.
    >She looks at him with doubt
  1759. 1759.
    >”Mr. Mous I presume? Yes, we ponies keep public records. But this is my office and you were not invited.”
  1760. 1760.
    >Anon does his best to hide his annoyance at being interrupted on his quest
  1761. 1761.
    “Oh, I didn’t know. Please accept my sincere apologies.”
  1762. 1762.
    >He carefully returns the file to the cabinet
  1763. 1763.
    >She rolls her eyes seeing right through his counterfeit dialogue
  1764. 1764.
    >”Hmph, let us get on with it. What are you looking for exactly?”
  1765. 1765.
    >He has to think for a moment, avoiding blurting out the real reason
  1766. 1766.
    “You know…property records and stuff”
  1767. 1767.
    >”Very well, follow me.”
  1768. 1768.
    >With her head raised up she trots out of the room
  1769. 1769.
    >Anon follows her and takes a moment to enjoy her rump
  1770. 1770.
    >Although her tail is blocking her bits, he can still appreciate the jiggle of her cheeks
  1771. 1771.
    >’If she wasn’t so stuck up maybe I would try to tap that’
  1772. 1772.
    >As if noticing his dirty thoughts she glances back at Anon with disapproval
  1773. 1773.
    >She makes her way over to the next door along the wall
  1774. 1774.
    >There is a plaque above the doorway that reads: Public Records
  1775. 1775.
    >’Oh’
  1776. 1776.
    >Mayor Mare walks into the center of the room and points to a set of filing cabinets
  1777. 1777.
    >”The property records are stored there.”
  1778. 1778.
    >Anon walks over and opens the top drawer of the closet cabinet
  1779. 1779.
    >”Is there something particular you are looking for?”
  1780. 1780.
    “Uh, not really. Just general information stuff.”
  1781. 1781.
    >”Or maybe somepony specifically?”
  1782. 1782.
    >She looks at him questionably as she continues to pry
  1783. 1783.
    >Anon turns around, visibly irritated
  1784. 1784.
    “I want to learn more about the town, that’s all. Is this information accessible to residents or not, Mare?”
  1785. 1785.
    >Her face turns red in anger as he rubs in the fact that he is a resident of Ponyville, while also using her name informally
  1786. 1786.
    >”Yes, it is. But make sure you leave everything just as you found it. I know that may be difficult for a primate to comprehend. But please do try your best, Mr. Mous.”
  1787. 1787.
    >With a scowl, she starts to walk away
  1788. 1788.
    >Anon is tempted to go and smack her in the face, but he clenches his fist instead, remembering his true goal
  1789. 1789.
    >With Mayor Mare gone, he shakes his head and returns his attention to the task at hand
  1790. 1790.
    >He opens the drawer and sighs with relief when he sees that the tabs are actually labelled
  1791. 1791.
    >Quickly fingering through he finds what he is looking for
  1792. 1792.
    >He reads the parcel number and burns that into his skull
  1793. 1793.
    >On the wall next to the cabinets is a map of Ponyville
  1794. 1794.
    >Each house and plot of land have parcel numbers assigned
  1795. 1795.
    >With excitement Anon scans the map, waiting for his number to appear as though he is playing the lottery
  1796. 1796.
    “Found ya.”
  1797. 1797.
    >He digs his finger into the map where her house is
  1798. 1798.
    >Forgetting to put away the file as he was instructed, he leaves the town hall with a purposeful stride in his step
  1799. 1799.
    >With an exuberant smile plastered on his face he waves to passerbyers in town
  1800. 1800.
    >Some of them wave back or say hello
  1801. 1801.
    >Others keep their distance
  1802. 1802.
    >As he approaches what he thinks is Silver Spoon’s house he snaps out of his stupor
  1803. 1803.
    >’Alright, time to lock in'
  1804. 1804.
    >There are several townsponies in the distance so he tries to act casual
  1805. 1805.
    >'Approach like it's my own house. Easy'
  1806. 1806.
    >The two-story structure appears to be ordinary in size
  1807. 1807.
    >Anon assumed Silver Spoon lived in some fancy mansion
  1808. 1808.
    >But he takes note of the groomed bushes and elegant garden
  1809. 1809.
    >'Crap, does she have a servant?'
  1810. 1810.
    >Anon kicks himself in the ass as he realizes she's just a filly who probably lives with her parents
  1811. 1811.
    >His palms begin to sweat as he loses confidence in his plan
  1812. 1812.
    >Maybe this was a bad idea
  1813. 1813.
    >"Hey there neighbor."
  1814. 1814.
    >Anon jumps up in surprise at the sudden intrusion
  1815. 1815.
    >So much for situational awareness
  1816. 1816.
    >His blood runs cold as he slowly turns around
  1817. 1817.
    >A brown stallion with buck teeth smiles at him warmly
  1818. 1818.
    "Uh...hi"
  1819. 1819.
    >He stands there like a deer in headlights
  1820. 1820.
    >"So what brings you to this part of town Anon?"
  1821. 1821.
    >The simple earth pony holds his smile
  1822. 1822.
    >Anon's mind starts racing
  1823. 1823.
    >'Does he know?'
  1824. 1824.
    >'What do I do?'
  1825. 1825.
    >"Helloooo?"
  1826. 1826.
    >The friendly pony waves his hoof at Anon trying to get his attention
  1827. 1827.
    >Anon blinks and looks around at his surroundings, checking his options
  1828. 1828.
    >"Everything okay bud?"
  1829. 1829.
    >The earth pony pokes him with his hoof
  1830. 1830.
    >Anon jolts out of his paranoid induced trance
  1831. 1831.
    >He looks down and realizes he's still on the road
  1832. 1832.
    >In his mind it was as though he got caught climbing through her window
  1833. 1833.
    >The pony goes to poke him again but Anon puts his hand up
  1834. 1834.
    "Oh yeah, everything is good. I was just uh, day dreaming. You know how it is. Heh."
  1835. 1835.
    >The stallion vigorously nods his head in agreement
  1836. 1836.
    >"Absolutely bud, that happens to me all the time."
  1837. 1837.
    >He chuckles heartily and awkwardly
  1838. 1838.
    >'Ponyville sure does have some country bumpkins'
  1839. 1839.
    >Anon tries to smile but it comes out more like a grimace
  1840. 1840.
    "Haha, yeah..."
  1841. 1841.
    >The stallion suddenly stops laughing and looks serious
  1842. 1842.
    >He gets closer to Anon and whispers
  1843. 1843.
    >"But make sure to say your prayers to Celestia, you don't want that nightmare tramp coming for ya."
  1844. 1844.
    >Anon raises his eyebrow
  1845. 1845.
    "...do you mean Princess Luna?"
  1846. 1846.
    >The earth pony's eyes go wide in fear
  1847. 1847.
    >"SHHHH!"
  1848. 1848.
    >He shadily looks around and in an even lower voice he whispers uneasily
  1849. 1849.
    >"She doesn't fool me, just know that I warned you."
  1850. 1850.
    >Anon opens his mouth and is about to debate him but then abruptly closes his mouth
  1851. 1851.
    >'This pony is off his damn rocker'
  1852. 1852.
    >Anon bends down slightly and whispers back
  1853. 1853.
    "Aye, thanks neighbor."
  1854. 1854.
    >The earth pony smiles and starts to walk away
  1855. 1855.
    >"Have a great day neighbor!"
  1856. 1856.
    >Back to his loud overly friendly self, the stallion winks at Anon and trods along the road while humming a tune
  1857. 1857.
    >Anon grabs the sides of his pants, letting the moisture from his hands get absorbed into the cloth
  1858. 1858.
    >After taking a deep breath he resumes his path to Silver Spoon's house
  1859. 1859.
    >He does not see anypony else nearby so he crouches down and makes his way around the side of the house
  1860. 1860.
    >He tries looking through the window but it's blocked by a curtain
  1861. 1861.
    >He slowly sneaks around the back
  1862. 1862.
    >There's a water fountain with birds chirping
  1863. 1863.
    >The little song birds take turns dipping their heads and wings in the water in between their unorganized symphony of chirping
  1864. 1864.
    >The backyard is mostly one large garden
  1865. 1865.
    >There are several shrubberies of varying species and sizes
  1866. 1866.
    >But the one that stands out the most is the hedge that's formed into the shape of a pony
  1867. 1867.
    >An older stallion wearing a suit and monocle
  1868. 1868.
    >'I wonder if that's her dad'
  1869. 1869.
    >Anon thinks about what he will do if her parents are home
  1870. 1870.
    >He comes up blank
  1871. 1871.
    >'Mr. and Mrs. Spoon? Nice to meet you. I came here to report your daughter for beating up my marefriend. She needs to be punished immediately'
  1872. 1872.
    >Yeah, he's got nothing solid
  1873. 1873.
    >He will cross that bridge when he gets to it
  1874. 1874.
    >Continuing his slow advance, he spots a sliding glass door
  1875. 1875.
    >'I didn't know ponies had these, must be rare. And expensive'
  1876. 1876.
    >He tries pulling on the handle but it doesn't budge
  1877. 1877.
    "Curses..."
  1878. 1878.
    >Still crouched he walks around the other side of the residence
  1879. 1879.
    >His eyes light up when he spots two windows
  1880. 1880.
    >Eagerly moving forward he peeks into the first one
  1881. 1881.
    >Purple laced curtains block his vision
  1882. 1882.
    >Frustrated, he puts his hands on the window and tries to slide it up
  1883. 1883.
    >Locked
  1884. 1884.
    >He reluctantly goes to the next window but he's met with the same obstructions
  1885. 1885.
    >Giving up on the sneaky approach he stands up and walks around to the front
  1886. 1886.
    >He looks around and sees at least one pony in the distance which makes him a little nervous
  1887. 1887.
    >As he makes his way to the front door he glances at the large bay window protruding from the wall of the house
  1888. 1888.
    >No curtains this time but he does not want to look suspicious to any onlookers by walking up and staring inside
  1889. 1889.
    >He goes to the front door and knocks
  1890. 1890.
    >He waits several moments but there is no answer
  1891. 1891.
    >Curiosity getting the better of him he walks over to the bay window
  1892. 1892.
    >He wraps his hands around his ocular region
  1893. 1893.
    >Planting his flesh binoculars against the cool glass, he looks inside
  1894. 1894.
    >There is a lavish dining room with silver plates and goblets set on a dark wooden table
  1895. 1895.
    >Above is a golden chandelier with an assortment of crystals and gems
  1896. 1896.
    >Anon feels a pang of jealousy as he thinks about his thrifty shack
  1897. 1897.
    >But that immediately reminds him of Derpy
  1898. 1898.
    >And why he is here
  1899. 1899.
    >He winces in frustration as he vividly has her bruised and teary eyed face dangling in front of him
  1900. 1900.
    >He stomps back to the front door and tries to open it, but it is locked
  1901. 1901.
    >Becoming more irritable, he starts pounding on the door with his balled fist
  1902. 1902.
    >He gives it five loud thwacks
  1903. 1903.
    >After waiting a minute he raises his fist to start pounding again but he hears the locking mechanism
  1904. 1904.
    *CLICK*
  1905. 1905.
    *CLANK*
  1906. 1906.
    >The door slowly opens
  1907. 1907.
    >Silver Spoon is standing in the entryway
  1908. 1908.
    >She blushes as she looks up at Anon
  1909. 1909.
    >His eyes are locked onto her with determination
  1910. 1910.
    >They both stare at each other without saying anything but Silver Spoon eventually breaks the silence
  1911. 1911.
    >"W-what do you want, ape?”
  1912. 1912.
    >Anon tries his best to postpone his eruption
  1913. 1913.
    "Are your parents home?"
  1914. 1914.
    >With a slightly straight face he is able to get the important question out
  1915. 1915.
    >Silver Spoon hesitates before answering
  1916. 1916.
    >"N-no, why?"
  1917. 1917.
    >She tilts her head down slightly and lightly bites down on her lip
  1918. 1918.
    >Anon moves forward pushing the small filly backwards
  1919. 1919.
    >Taken out of her flirty mood, Silver Spoon protests his forceful entry
  1920. 1920.
    >"What the hay!"
  1921. 1921.
    >With a maniacal grin Anon shuts the front door and locks it
  1922. 1922.
    *CLICK*
  1923. 1923.
    *CLACK*
  1924. 1924.
    >"What are you do-"
  1925. 1925.
    >Her young voice is squelched as a green hand grabs her throat
  1926. 1926.
    >Anon slams her onto her back
  1927. 1927.
    >He kneels down next to her face and starts yelling
  1928. 1928.
    “WHAT DID YOU DO TO DERPY!”
  1929. 1929.
    >Her eyes go wide as she struggles in his grip
  1930. 1930.
    >Her butt uselessly wiggles from side to side
  1931. 1931.
    >Small forehooves try to push him away but she is powerless against the ape rage
  1932. 1932.
    "WHY DID YOU DO IT!"
  1933. 1933.
    >Anon's spittle flings into her face as she gasps for air
  1934. 1934.
    >He can feel her soft throat starting to compress under the might of his enraged grip
  1935. 1935.
    >Silver Spoon tries to say something but it just ends in a gurgle
  1936. 1936.
    "WHAT?!"
  1937. 1937.
    >Anon proceeds with his aggressive interrogation method
  1938. 1938.
    >"...I..."
  1939. 1939.
    >Silver Spoon continues gurgling as she tries to speak
  1940. 1940.
    >He notices that he might be going too far and lets go of her throat
  1941. 1941.
    >Completely flustered, she takes several heavy gasps of air
  1942. 1942.
    >With a mixture of being turned on and scared to death she looks up at Anon with her reddened face
  1943. 1943.
    >“I…I like you.”
  1944. 1944.
    >Still kneeling next to her, Anon is dumbfounded
  1945. 1945.
    >His brain is having trouble processing what she just said
  1946. 1946.
    "W-what?"
  1947. 1947.
    >Silver Spoon turns her head away in embarrassment as she labors to breathe
  1948. 1948.
    >Still facing away from him she brings her hooves to her bruised throat
  1949. 1949.
    >Anon looks at the damage and takes a big gulp of regret
  1950. 1950.
    >'By Celestia, I almost killed her...'
  1951. 1951.
    >Still mentally sluggish, he continues kneeling next to her as his brain struggles to comprehend everything
  1952. 1952.
    >She turns her head back to Anon as she continues to breathe heavily
  1953. 1953.
    >"Anon. Take me."
  1954. 1954.
    >He locks eyes with her almost pleading stare
  1955. 1955.
    >Something nudges him mentally to look down
  1956. 1956.
    >Her clitoris is winking at him while a faint liquid dribbles out of her vulva
  1957. 1957.
    >Anon's cock wakes up from being offline
  1958. 1958.
    "What the fuck?"
  1959. 1959.
    >His dick slowly rises as he feels it tingle and twitch at the sight of the prime filly pussy buffet lying before him
  1960. 1960.
    >Realizing what's happening he slaps himself in the face
  1961. 1961.
    >Still on her back, Silver Spoon looks up at him expectantly
  1962. 1962.
    >"Please...buck me Anon."
  1963. 1963.
    >He tries to tune her out and slaps himself again
  1964. 1964.
    >'Ouch'
  1965. 1965.
    >That time he felt the sting
  1966. 1966.
    >He brings the visage of Derpy in his mind to help distract him from temptation
  1967. 1967.
    >Still with chub in pants, he is able to resist what no normal male could resist
  1968. 1968.
    “You're just a kid. And I would never like someone who did that to Derpy…just leave us alone.”
  1969. 1969.
    >He gets up from the floor and unlocks the door
  1970. 1970.
    >Silver Spoon is still lying on her back
  1971. 1971.
    >Her mouth begins to tremble as she watches Anon walk away from her
  1972. 1972.
    >Feeling extremely vulnerable and alone she abruptly starts to sob loudly
  1973. 1973.
    >As Anon closes the door he locks eyes with Silver Spoon
  1974. 1974.
    >Her sad eyes plead one last time as hot tears rush down her little gray cheeks
  1975. 1975.
    >Anon breaks eye contact and awkwardly closes the door
  1976. 1976.
    >He can hear her sad moans of grief until he gets to the road
  1977. 1977.
    >Filled with a mixture of emotions Anon autopilots back to his house in a befuddled trance
  1978. 1978.
    >He was hoping to find a feeling of resolution by confronting the bullies responsible for what happened to Derpy
  1979. 1979.
    >But he just feels drained instead
  1980. 1980.
    >As he slowly plods in the direction to his home, he remembers Derpy’s request
  1981. 1981.
    >"lulu"
  1982. 1982.
    >"i miss her"
  1983. 1983.
    >Anon sighs and changes course
  1984. 1984.
    >As he walks through Ponyville his mind wanders to when he first arrived in Ponyville
  1985. 1985.
    >Thinking back to when he was first welcomed into the town
  1986. 1986.
    >Aside from a few ponies he thought he was pretty much accepted as part of the community
  1987. 1987.
    >Which he was, but it just felt a bit shallow
  1988. 1988.
    >His job at Café Hay is somewhat thankless but it pays enough to keep a roof over his head
  1989. 1989.
    >He just felt like something was missing, a mare in his life
  1990. 1990.
    >He begins to smile thinking of Derpy, she might just be the one
  1991. 1991.
    >Sure, she is different, but so he is
  1992. 1992.
    >It’s a match made by Celestia herself
  1993. 1993.
    >’I just need to not mess it up’
  1994. 1994.
    >Anon’s brain fills itself with the essence of Derpy as he continues on the road
  1995. 1995.
    >The sun’s brightness grows as the morning transitions to the afternoon
  1996. 1996.
    >Townsponies go about their business, most of them already used to the green monkey man walking around their modest village, for better or worse
  1997. 1997.
    >Sure, things do not always go Anon’s way but it’s still a pleasant life living amongst the ponies
  1998. 1998.
    >Coming into view is the worn outline of Derpy’s house
  1999. 1999.
    >Anon thinks about the nurse ponies and what he will say if any of them are there
  2000. 2000.
    >’Hey, you may not know me but I am here to retrieve Lulu for Derpy. We cool?’
  2001. 2001.
    >He will figure it out. And try not to fight with that lazy zebra
  2002. 2002.
    >’What was her name? Zinda? Zandu? Whatever’
  2003. 2003.
    >He walks up to the door and knocks three times
  2004. 2004.
    >He taps his foot as he waits
  2005. 2005.
    >Last time the nurse took forever
  2006. 2006.
    >He knocks two more times
  2007. 2007.
    >After several moments go by he peers into the front window to try and see if anypony is in there
  2008. 2008.
    >From what he can tell it looks empty, aside from the heap of junk scattered everywhere
  2009. 2009.
    >Walking back to the door, he opens it
  2010. 2010.
    >It’s unlocked
  2011. 2011.
    >’I guess only the wealthy ponies get door locks’
  2012. 2012.
    >As he enters the living room he looks around
  2013. 2013.
    “Hello? Anypony home? I am Derpy’s friend.”
  2014. 2014.
    >Not receiving any response he walks to the kitchen, making sure to carefully navigate through the puzzle of clutter
  2015. 2015.
    >He peeks his head around the corner, but nothing out of the ordinary
  2016. 2016.
    >There are some dishes and bowls sprinkled around but no sign of a nurse
  2017. 2017.
    >He makes his way upstairs and traverses the narrow hallway towards Derpy's room
  2018. 2018.
    >Before he walks in her room he looks inside the bathroom
  2019. 2019.
    >It looks about the same as last time, except that he spots a small rubber duck sitting on the bathtub
  2020. 2020.
    >'She probably needs to get washed. Me too for that matter'
  2021. 2021.
    >Anon makes a mental note to address that when he gets back home
  2022. 2022.
    >Turning around he stares at the closed door
  2023. 2023.
    >His eyes wander down to the lock
  2024. 2024.
    >He wonders if this was installed after Derpy's mother passed away
  2025. 2025.
    >He cannot help but want to see what's behind the door
  2026. 2026.
    >'Why is it sealed up like some tomb'
  2027. 2027.
    >He tries to open the door but it's locked
  2028. 2028.
    >Crouching down he puts his eye level with the keyhole, but it's pitch black inside
  2029. 2029.
    "Not today"
  2030. 2030.
    >He mentally shrugs and turns his attention to the end of the hallway
  2031. 2031.
    >He walks into Derpy's room and begins the search for Lulu
  2032. 2032.
    >Scanning the floor first he sees a ball and some blocks.
  2033. 2033.
    >A coloring book with crayons
  2034. 2034.
    >He reaches down and opens the coloring book
  2035. 2035.
    >The first page is an apple with red crayon scribbled practically everywhere except for the apple itself
  2036. 2036.
    >He turns the page and it's a cucumber
  2037. 2037.
    >It looks a little better, but only by a little bit
  2038. 2038.
    >Chuckling to himself he puts the book where he found it
  2039. 2039.
    "Alright Lulu where are you hiding"
  2040. 2040.
    >He walks over to her nightstand and checks the drawer
  2041. 2041.
    >There's a picture frame of a mare that he does not recognize
  2042. 2042.
    >'This must be her mom'
  2043. 2043.
    >Anon studies the photo and notices that her eyes look normal
  2044. 2044.
    >'I wonder if Derpy was born the way she is or if something happened to her'
  2045. 2045.
    >He puts the picture back and looks at her bed
  2046. 2046.
    "A hah, so there you are Princess"
  2047. 2047.
    >The ragged Luna plushie is tucked underneath the covers
  2048. 2048.
    >With victory imminent he grabs the doll from the bed
  2049. 2049.
    >The smell of dry sweat and body odor assaults his nostrils
  2050. 2050.
    >At least the plushie isn't moist like last time
  2051. 2051.
    >He holds it behind his back with one hand and walks downstairs
  2052. 2052.
    >Looking around at all of the mess piled up he's tempted to clean and organize
  2053. 2053.
    >But Derpy is waiting so he will come back another time
  2054. 2054.
    >Leaving the house he makes his way back to his place
  2055. 2055.
    >He gets a couple of strange glances but otherwise has an uneventful trip back
  2056. 2056.
    >He wonders what Derpy is doing, hopefully his house is still in one piece
  2057. 2057.
     
  2058. 2058.
     
  2059. 2059.
    >Walking up to the door he pulls out his fist and is about to knock but then realizes it is his house
  2060. 2060.
    >He walks inside and sees Derpy sitting on the couch
  2061. 2061.
    >She is looking at a book
  2062. 2062.
    >He cannot make out which one but it appears to be upside down
  2063. 2063.
    >As if captivated by the book she doesn't notice him enter
  2064. 2064.
    "Ahem."
  2065. 2065.
    >She looks up from the book and smiles when she sees him
  2066. 2066.
    >"anon!"
  2067. 2067.
    >In a burst of elation she jumps off of the couch and charges at him
  2068. 2068.
    >Before he can do anything her face slams into his stomach as she hugs him
  2069. 2069.
    "Oof!"
  2070. 2070.
    >Tiny twinkling stars appear in his periphery as his abdomen flares in pain, it's still sore from being kicked
  2071. 2071.
    >Receiving a headbutt from an overly eager pony does not help matters
  2072. 2072.
    >She nuzzles her face in his stomach and wraps her wings around him
  2073. 2073.
    >After gaining his bearings he uses his free arm to hug her back
  2074. 2074.
    "A tad zealous, but nice to see you too."
  2075. 2075.
    >His grimace is in the process of turning into a smile but suddenly stops as he looks around
  2076. 2076.
    >There are books thrown in every direction of the room
  2077. 2077.
    >On the floor, on the coffee table, some are on the couch
  2078. 2078.
    "Um Derpy?"
  2079. 2079.
    >With her face still buried in his shirt she replies slightly muffled
  2080. 2080.
    >"yesh?"
  2081. 2081.
    "What happened here? It looks like a tornado ran through the area"
  2082. 2082.
    >She maneuvers her face up to look at Anon while still in contact with his body
  2083. 2083.
    >"nothing happened"
  2084. 2084.
    >He looks down at her with his eyebrow raised
  2085. 2085.
    "The books are everywhere."
  2086. 2086.
    >While still looking up at him she giggles at the mention of books
  2087. 2087.
    >"hehe"
  2088. 2088.
    >Anon tries breaking the hug but she's firmly intertwined with him
  2089. 2089.
    >Not wanting to hurt her he stays put
  2090. 2090.
    "So you think it's funny you threw my books around the room?"
  2091. 2091.
    >She looks confused
  2092. 2092.
    >"no...i was reading them"
  2093. 2093.
    >He looks down at her with doubt
  2094. 2094.
    >He's not even sure that she can read but decides not to press the matter
  2095. 2095.
    >Realizing how nice it feels with her pressed up against him
  2096. 2096.
    >It feels right
  2097. 2097.
    >With the stressful part of the day over, it's time to get into relax-mode
  2098. 2098.
    >He ruffles her mane with his hand as she smiles up at him
  2099. 2099.
    "Oh, I see. That's okay then."
  2100. 2100.
    >Her eye is still heavily swollen
  2101. 2101.
    "How are you feeling?"
  2102. 2102.
    >She wiggles her butt in excitement
  2103. 2103.
    >"good"
  2104. 2104.
    >Anon smiles at her energetic disposition
  2105. 2105.
    >Even though she still looks pretty beat up she has a contagious carefree attitude
  2106. 2106.
    "I brought a visitor."
  2107. 2107.
    >He brings the Luna plush around next to her face and holds it there until she notices
  2108. 2108.
    >Eventually one of her eyes picks up the new presence
  2109. 2109.
    >"lulu!"
  2110. 2110.
    >She lets go of Anon and squeezes Lulu as she closes her eyes
  2111. 2111.
    >Anon sighs as he looks at the minefield of books in his living room
  2112. 2112.
    >He starts stacking them on the floor next to the bookshelf
  2113. 2113.
    >'I will organize them later'
  2114. 2114.
    >As he continues to stack the books, Derpy puts Lulu on the sofa
  2115. 2115.
    >"ill help!"
  2116. 2116.
    >She picks up a book in her mouth and brings it to Anon
  2117. 2117.
    "Thanks Derpo."
  2118. 2118.
    >Surprisingly it only takes a few minutes to have them all stacked up neatly
  2119. 2119.
    >But a wave of dread hits Anon as he wonders how bad the other rooms are
  2120. 2120.
    >He apprehensively approaches the kitchen with Derpy in tow
  2121. 2121.
    >He sighs with relief as everything looks fine
  2122. 2122.
    >The only change is that all of the carrots are missing from the table
  2123. 2123.
    >Next he checks his bedroom
  2124. 2124.
    >There is still the mess from before but at least it's not any worse
  2125. 2125.
    >"what are you doing anon?"
  2126. 2126.
    >He pauses and looks down at Derpy
  2127. 2127.
    "I'm making sure everything is alright."
  2128. 2128.
    >’More like checking to see how far-reaching Tornado Derpy is he muses to himself
  2129. 2129.
    >Not understanding what he means, she nods anyway
  2130. 2130.
    >"okay"
  2131. 2131.
    >Anon enters the bathroom and everything looks fine
  2132. 2132.
    >His eyes gravitate towards the bathtub
  2133. 2133.
    “Derpy?”
  2134. 2134.
    >She looks up at him quizzically
  2135. 2135.
    >”anon?”
  2136. 2136.
    “Do you want to get washed?”
  2137. 2137.
    >”baff time?”
  2138. 2138.
    “Sure.”
  2139. 2139.
    >Anon grabs a towel out of the linen closet and puts in on top of the vanity
  2140. 2140.
    >Derpy sits near the cabinet as she watches him get things ready
  2141. 2141.
    >Next he turns on the bath faucet
  2142. 2142.
    >Her tongue hangs out of her smiling mouth as she watches the water pour into the tub
  2143. 2143.
    >One of her eyes follows Anon as he goes back to the closet
  2144. 2144.
    >He comes back with a small colorful ball
  2145. 2145.
    >”whats that?”
  2146. 2146.
    >He turns his attention back to Derpy as he brings his hand down near her face
  2147. 2147.
    >With an open palm he presents it to her
  2148. 2148.
    >She tilts her head so that one of her eyes can examine the unknown object
  2149. 2149.
    >Still unsure of what it is she puts her snoot on the ball and sniffs
  2150. 2150.
    >Feeling a burning sensation in her nose, she starts coughing and pulls away
  2151. 2151.
    “Hey, I didn’t say to smell it. This stuff is strong.”
  2152. 2152.
    >Derpy recovers quickly enough, but now eyes the mystic orb with wariness
  2153. 2153.
    “Here, look”
  2154. 2154.
    >He tosses the bath bomb into the now partially full bathtub
  2155. 2155.
    >Derpy walks over and peers down
  2156. 2156.
    >It fizzles as shades of pink and blue swirl around in the water
  2157. 2157.
    >”oh!”
  2158. 2158.
    >The more it expands it converts the water to something more akin to one of Pinkie Pie’s cupcakes
  2159. 2159.
    >And the more enamored Derpy becomes
  2160. 2160.
    >Anon smiles as he observes her fascination with it all
  2161. 2161.
    >He turns off the faucet once the water reaches well above the halfway point
  2162. 2162.
    >She continues to stare into the colored water as if in a trance
  2163. 2163.
    “Alright Derpy, it’s ready for you. I left your towel on the sink, let me know if you need anything.”
  2164. 2164.
    >Anon turns to walk out of the room but he feels a nudge in his leg
  2165. 2165.
    >Derpy is looking up at him expectantly
  2166. 2166.
    >”baff?”
  2167. 2167.
    “Yup, that’s the idea.”
  2168. 2168.
    >As she continues looking at him he remembers back when they were at her house
  2169. 2169.
    >With a similar look she told him: "beddy-byes"
  2170. 2170.
    >Which meant he had to put her to bed
  2171. 2171.
    “Do the white ponies normally help you with bath time?”
  2172. 2172.
    >Her eyes light up and she nods her head
  2173. 2173.
    >But almost just as soon, she frowns and looks down at the ground
  2174. 2174.
    >”...baff time used to be with mommy”
  2175. 2175.
    >It’s starting to get a bit sombering when he sees her like that
  2176. 2176.
    >In an attempt to turn the mood around he talks in a happy pitched tone
  2177. 2177.
    “Let’s get to it then!”
  2178. 2178.
    >He slowly picks her up
  2179. 2179.
    >For a moment their eyes meet
  2180. 2180.
    >’Wow, she’s really pretty’
  2181. 2181.
    >Anon wonders what she thinks of him
  2182. 2182.
    >’I doubt she even knows what romance is. She seemed clueless when I was putting my moves on her before’
  2183. 2183.
    >He gently places her down in the tub
  2184. 2184.
    >No longer glum, Derpy starts hoofing the still fizzing water
  2185. 2185.
    >”hehe”
  2186. 2186.
    >Anon thinks about getting in the bath with her
  2187. 2187.
    >’Nah, these equestrian tubs are tiny, I barely fit inside just by myself’
  2188. 2188.
    >He blushes at his next thought
  2189. 2189.
    >’And there’s no way I wouldn’t pop a fat boner’
  2190. 2190.
    >He walks over to the door and closes it, revealing a squat stool in the corner
  2191. 2191.
    >Picking it up he walks back over to the bath
  2192. 2192.
    >Derpy is still giggling while lightly splashing her hooves in the funny looking water
  2193. 2193.
    >Anon sits there for a minute and watches her
  2194. 2194.
    >’Am I jealous of her right now? I wish I could have that much fun when getting ready for work or something’
  2195. 2195.
    >He is taken out of his trance as Derpy looks at him
  2196. 2196.
    >”ducky?”
  2197. 2197.
    >’Another request huh?’
  2198. 2198.
    >He thinks he knows what she is talking about but plays dumb
  2199. 2199.
    “Pardon me?”
  2200. 2200.
    >She repeats herself enthusiastically as she boops him in the nose with her hoof
  2201. 2201.
    >”ducky!”
  2202. 2202.
    “Hey.”
  2203. 2203.
    >Not expecting the watery surprise boop, he wipes his face off on his arm
  2204. 2204.
    “Okay, I think I know what you want. But I don’t have a rubber duck. Sorry.”
  2205. 2205.
    >Derpy deflates for a moment but then continues splashing her hooves in the water
  2206. 2206.
    >’It’s probably time to actually start washing her. I need to get washed afterwards too’
  2207. 2207.
    >He grabs his body brush that is dangling from the faucet, which gets Derpy’s attention
  2208. 2208.
    >”brushies?”
  2209. 2209.
    >Anon chuckles
  2210. 2210.
    “Correct, it’s brushy time. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
  2211. 2211.
    >Derpy’s smile widens
  2212. 2212.
    >”yay!”
  2213. 2213.
    >He grabs the bar of soap sitting on the side of the tub and dips it in the water
  2214. 2214.
    >After rubbing it into the brush he begins the anointed task
  2215. 2215.
    >He runs some water through her mane and follows up with the brush
  2216. 2216.
    >Derpy giggles as she relishes the pampering
  2217. 2217.
    >Making sure he does a thorough job he spends several minutes on her mane
  2218. 2218.
    >He puts the brush down and washes her wings with his hands
  2219. 2219.
    >She blushes as he gently weaves his fingers through her feathers and joints
  2220. 2220.
    >Derpy blurts out in laughter as he starts to clean her wingpits
  2221. 2221.
    “Sensitive are we?”
  2222. 2222.
    >Anon laughs at her contagious giggling but tries to be quick, not wanting to prolong her tickle-torment
  2223. 2223.
    >She calms down as he uses the brush to clean her body and legs
  2224. 2224.
    >’Now for the hard part’
  2225. 2225.
    >Anon tries not to arouse Mr. Anon as he thinks about what needs to be done
  2226. 2226.
    >With a more serious tone he addresses the gray pegasus sitting in his bathtub
  2227. 2227.
    “Derpy, I need you to stand up and stay still. I need to wash your special area.”
  2228. 2228.
    >She blushes and nods at him
  2229. 2229.
    >”okay”
  2230. 2230.
    >Standing up she looks over at him in anticipation
  2231. 2231.
    >Anon takes a moment to strategize his next moves
  2232. 2232.
    “Got it.”
  2233. 2233.
    >”huh”
  2234. 2234.
    “I just need you to stay still and relax. I will be quick.”
  2235. 2235.
    >Derpy gulps and looks ahead trying to stay calm as instructed
  2236. 2236.
    >He grabs the bar of soap and stands up
  2237. 2237.
    >Carefully, he leans against the front portion of her body and bends down
  2238. 2238.
    >With his arm on top of her backside, he snakes his hand down, approaching the destination
  2239. 2239.
    >With hand on soap, he uses his index finger to prod the area
  2240. 2240.
    >As if on cue, Derpy gasps and kicks with her rear left hoof
  2241. 2241.
    >All the while Mr. Anon is starting to wake up
  2242. 2242.
    >The sudden movement causes a splash and gets his shirt wet, but he smirks as her hoof harmlessly hits the air
  2243. 2243.
    >With the spot located he presses the bar of soap down on her marehood
  2244. 2244.
    >Derpy gasps loudly
  2245. 2245.
    >Mr. Anon twitches in response
  2246. 2246.
    “I will be quick, hang in there”
  2247. 2247.
    >With a chubb starting to build he does his best to focus
  2248. 2248.
    >Derpy moans as he rubs the bar of soap on her vuvla
  2249. 2249.
    >”uugh..”
  2250. 2250.
    >Anon is in realization that his member is at full attention, but he does his best to block out his other brain from the southern hemisphere
  2251. 2251.
    >Derpy pants heavily as she is looking back at him
  2252. 2252.
    >After a few more seconds, he moves up to her ponut
  2253. 2253.
    “One more area over here…”
  2254. 2254.
    >Derpy moans softly as he scrubs her puckered up butthole
  2255. 2255.
    >"o..oh…"
  2256. 2256.
    >With the job complete he notices that he is still leaning against her, his dick poking her wing through his pants
  2257. 2257.
    >He is not sure if she notices but decides he needs to remove himself from the area
  2258. 2258.
    >Otherwise something improper is going to happen
  2259. 2259.
    “D-derpy…you were very good. I…uh, need to go check on something in the kitchen. Please sit down and wait for me”
  2260. 2260.
    >Without waiting for a response Anon quickly storms out of the room
  2261. 2261.
    >Derpy watches him leave
  2262. 2262.
    >Feeling flustered but also a little sad that he is leaving, she sits down in the tub
  2263. 2263.
    >Anon rushes over to the kitchen sink and drops his pants
  2264. 2264.
    >Mr. Anon springs out, immediately searching for mare prey
  2265. 2265.
    >He fills up a glass of cold water and brings it next to his dick
  2266. 2266.
    >Tilting the glass down to try and accommodate his phallus, he loses most of the water which spills on the floor
  2267. 2267.
    “Fuck.”
  2268. 2268.
    >With cock bobbing about, he walks over to the cabinet and grabs a bowl
  2269. 2269.
    >His cock twitches rebelliously as he waits for the bowl to finish being filled up
  2270. 2270.
    “I don’t have time for your crap.”
  2271. 2271.
    >He carefully brings the mostly full bowl down to his angry penis and does his best to angle it inside
  2272. 2272.
    >Not all of it fits, but he can already feel the frigid assault on his former ally
  2273. 2273.
    >Gasping, he lets it sit there
  2274. 2274.
    >Eventually it deflates to a chubb and the schlong succumbs to the chilling depths
  2275. 2275.
    “Whew.”
  2276. 2276.
    >Anon pulls his pants up and makes his way back to the bathroom
  2277. 2277.
    >He sighs in relief when he sees Derpy sitting in the tub
  2278. 2278.
    >Tornado Derpy could have easily changed identities to Tsunami Derpy
  2279. 2279.
    “I’m back”
  2280. 2280.
    >Derpy perks up as Anon approaches her
  2281. 2281.
    “Okay, where were we”
  2282. 2282.
    >He takes his seat back on the stool and reaches for the bar of soap and swabs his index finger on it
  2283. 2283.
    >She watches him as he takes one of her forehooves into his hand
  2284. 2284.
    “Now we clean your little hoofsies”
  2285. 2285.
    >Anon cannot help but smile radiantly
  2286. 2286.
    >He always wanted to do this with a pony
  2287. 2287.
    >She gasps as he slowly swirls his finger on her underhoof
  2288. 2288.
    >Blushing, she thinks about Anon
  2289. 2289.
    “And your other hoof”
  2290. 2290.
    >As he works on the other one, she feels strong emotions
  2291. 2291.
    >Not like how she feels towards her mommy
  2292. 2292.
    >But it is a feeling that compels her
  2293. 2293.
    >As if everything is going to be okay with Anon around
  2294. 2294.
    >Almost in a trance she sits there letting him work his magic on her hooves
  2295. 2295.
    >She doesn’t know what she’s feeling inside exactly, but it’s warm and it’s nice
  2296. 2296.
    “...And done.”
  2297. 2297.
    >Derpy sits there looking at Anon without actually looking at him
  2298. 2298.
    “Hello? I need to get washed too you know”
  2299. 2299.
    >He pokes her tummy with his finger
  2300. 2300.
    >Broken out of her daze, Derpy's stomach grumbles as she scrunches her face at him
  2301. 2301.
    >Anon puts his hand in the water and feels around
  2302. 2302.
    >Feeling a little nub, he pulls up on the drain stopper
  2303. 2303.
    >The water begins to suction towards the new opening
  2304. 2304.
    >Derpy’s attention turns to the mini whirlpool in front of her
  2305. 2305.
    “Wanna grab some grub soon?”
  2306. 2306.
    >Still sitting in the tub, she turns her head back to Anon with a slight tilt
  2307. 2307.
    >”grub?”
  2308. 2308.
    >With a smirk he explains
  2309. 2309.
    “I thought that being a pegasus and all that you would understand.”
  2310. 2310.
    >She still looks perplexed
  2311. 2311.
    “Ah, nevermind. Food. Wanna get food?”
  2312. 2312.
    >Her eyes light up and she nods her head quickly
  2313. 2313.
    “Alright, once I am done with my shower we can go out somewhere.”
  2314. 2314.
    >With the last of the bath water funneling down the drain, Derpy gets up and shakes her body and flaps her wings
  2315. 2315.
    >Anon is hit with a mixture of cool and warm mist
  2316. 2316.
    “T-thanks.”
  2317. 2317.
    >He grabs the towel off of the sink and hands it to her
  2318. 2318.
    “Do you think you can manage to finish drying yourself off?”
  2319. 2319.
    >She looks at the towel and then back at him
  2320. 2320.
    “We will get to eat food sooner”
  2321. 2321.
    >Without hesitation she grabs the towel with her mouth and hops out of the bathtub
  2322. 2322.
    >Anon guides her out of the bathroom and then closes the door
  2323. 2323.
    “I’ll be quick, just dry off out here.”
  2324. 2324.
    >Finally alone, he undresses and gets into the tub
  2325. 2325.
    >He pulls the shower curtain around and encloses himself in white
  2326. 2326.
    >Anon closes his eyes and clears his mind as he lets the warm water wash over him
  2327. 2327.
     
  2328. 2328.
    >With a towel wrapped around his waist he walks out of the bathroom
  2329. 2329.
    >He spots Derpy on the couch and casually strolls to his room
  2330. 2330.
    >Not realizing that she is staring at his shirtless form while blushing
  2331. 2331.
    >Heading to his room he calls back to her
  2332. 2332.
    “Getting dressed real quick and then we will head out.”
  2333. 2333.
    >Anon walks to his closet and picks out his usual black pants and white shirt
  2334. 2334.
    >The clothing is rough but that's all he could afford
  2335. 2335.
    >Rarity’s quote for her original design would have costed him weeks in bits
  2336. 2336.
    >Thankfully, she begrudgingly accepted the more economical approach
  2337. 2337.
    >”These are hardly even fit for farm ponies, but if that’s what you want darling…”
  2338. 2338.
    >She had a week's worth of clothes done for him within an hour
  2339. 2339.
    >The shirt is a tad tight in the neck and the pants a bit baggy, but they work
  2340. 2340.
    >Fashioned out, Anon heads back to the living room
  2341. 2341.
    >Derpy is rolling around on the couch
  2342. 2342.
    “Uh, Derpy. What are you doing?”
  2343. 2343.
    >Derpy stops and turns her head to face him
  2344. 2344.
    >Her left eye is looking down at the couch and her right eye is pointing vaguely in his direction
  2345. 2345.
    >”drying”
  2346. 2346.
    >Anon walks over and looks at the couch
  2347. 2347.
    >There are wet spots all over the cushions
  2348. 2348.
    >He sighs
  2349. 2349.
    “Derpy, I meant for you to use the towel…”
  2350. 2350.
    >Derpy gets off of the couch and walks over to the bathroom
  2351. 2351.
    >She picks up the towel that is lying on the floor next to the door and brings it over to Anon
  2352. 2352.
    >He takes the towel from her as she smiles at him
  2353. 2353.
    >He gives her a quick rub down with the towel
  2354. 2354.
    “Looks like you already did a good job…with the couch.”
  2355. 2355.
    >Putting the towel down he walks over to the door
  2356. 2356.
    >A heavy growling noise can be heard right behind him
  2357. 2357.
    >He turns around, Derpy is looking up at him hungrily
  2358. 2358.
    >”grub?”
  2359. 2359.
    >Anon cannot help by smile
  2360. 2360.
    “Already learning new words? There is a bright pony inside you somewhere.”
  2361. 2361.
    >Derpy’s expression turns serious
  2362. 2362.
    >”food?”
  2363. 2363.
    “Patience, but yes. Ever been to The Hay Burger? It’s not high end or anything, but it will hit the spot.”
  2364. 2364.
    >Derpy looks at him confused
  2365. 2365.
    >”whats a hay b-borgar”
  2366. 2366.
    “You’ve never been there?”
  2367. 2367.
    >”been where?”
  2368. 2368.
    >Anon raises his eyebrow
  2369. 2369.
    “It’s a restaurant in town. They have burgers.”
  2370. 2370.
    >She still looks confused
  2371. 2371.
    >”b-burger?”
  2372. 2372.
    >’I know that she lived a sheltered life, but how does she not know about hay burgers?’
  2373. 2373.
    “Follow me and we will go eat yummy food.”
  2374. 2374.
    >Derpy’s demeanor changes instantly as she jumps up in excitement
  2375. 2375.
    >”yay lets go!”
  2376. 2376.
    “Alright Derpo, that’s the spirit.”
  2377. 2377.
    >Anon feels his stomach start to vibrate as it gurgles at him
  2378. 2378.
    “And the timing couldn’t be better.”
  2379. 2379.
     
  2380. 2380.
     
  2381. 2381.
    >He opens the door and waits for Derpy to exit before closing it
  2382. 2382.
    >Anon leads in the direction to The Hay Burger, it’s not far from his house
  2383. 2383.
    >Although he gets a discount at Café Hay, he doesn’t feel like going there on his day off
  2384. 2384.
    >And he is in the mood for something greasy
  2385. 2385.
    >Derpy walks next to Anon and smiles up at him
  2386. 2386.
    >”what food are we going to eat?”
  2387. 2387.
    “Well, probably hay burgers. But I haven’t decided yet. They have some really tasty grilled cheese sandwiches too.”
  2388. 2388.
    >With a contemplative stare, she questions him again about this mysterious hay burger
  2389. 2389.
    >”anon whats a hay burger?”
  2390. 2390.
    “You really don’t know?”
  2391. 2391.
    >She continues to stare at him
  2392. 2392.
    “It's basically fried hay in a bun with some other stuff, like veggies and cheese. You probably had one before.”
  2393. 2393.
    >”i dont think mommy made that for me…”
  2394. 2394.
    >Derpy frowns
  2395. 2395.
    >”or the white ponies”
  2396. 2396.
    “Um, it’s okay if you haven’t had one before. Today will be your first hay burger, it will be great.”
  2397. 2397.
    >She starts to smile again
  2398. 2398.
    >Anon points ahead
  2399. 2399.
    “Oh, and that’s what it looks like”
  2400. 2400.
    >On the roof of the building there is a large sign with a hay burger and a soft drink
  2401. 2401.
    >Derpy looks up in awe
  2402. 2402.
    >”oh”
  2403. 2403.
    “Alright, we made it. Let’s head inside.”
  2404. 2404.
    >Anon opens the door and beckons Derpy to go inside
  2405. 2405.
    >She giddily trots inside of the restaurant
  2406. 2406.
    >Anon follows up behind her and looks around
  2407. 2407.
    >It seems fairly empty for dinner time
  2408. 2408.
    >’Nice, no line either’
  2409. 2409.
    >He walks up to the register with Derpy at his side
  2410. 2410.
    >A younger looking stallion with braces greets him
  2411. 2411.
    >”Welcome to The Hay Burger. Can I take your order?”
  2412. 2412.
    >Anon notices the nametag on his uniform
  2413. 2413.
    >’Karl? What kind of name is that for a pony’
  2414. 2414.
    >Anon shrugs and is about to place his order when Derpy cuts in
  2415. 2415.
    >”hay burger”
  2416. 2416.
    >Borderline deadpan, Karl replies
  2417. 2417.
    >”Yes ma’am. What kind of hay burger would you like?”
  2418. 2418.
    >”a big one”
  2419. 2419.
    >Karl stares are her blankly
  2420. 2420.
    >”Uh….”
  2421. 2421.
    >Anon interrupts the bumbling dialogue
  2422. 2422.
    “I’ll place the order for us.”
  2423. 2423.
    >Derpy agrees, ”okay”
  2424. 2424.
    >Karl turns his face towards Anon with the same detached expression
  2425. 2425.
    >’Damn. Imagine being a wagie named Karl in Ponyville. Some ponies really do get the short end of the stick’
  2426. 2426.
    >”...sir?”
  2427. 2427.
    >Realizing that time doesn’t freeze while his thoughts are rambling, Anon prepares to give Karl the order
  2428. 2428.
    “I will have the grilled cheese sandwich with a medium side of onion rings. My pegasus friend will take the double hay burger with cheese and extra veggies. And a large order of fries.”
  2429. 2429.
    >As Karl takes down the order, Anon looks down at Derpy
  2430. 2430.
    >’I’ve seen how much she can eat, I should get more food’
  2431. 2431.
    “Actually, make that two double hay burgers please.”
  2432. 2432.
    >"Okay, and for your drinks?"
  2433. 2433.
    "We'll both take iced tea."
  2434. 2434.
    >”Your total will be 6 bits”
  2435. 2435.
    >Anon glady pulls out the requested coins and hands them over to Karl
  2436. 2436.
    >Although he doesn’t make a lot at Café Hay, the everyday essentials in Ponyville are all quite inexpensive
  2437. 2437.
    >Food used to be a noticeable chunk of his budget back on Earth
  2438. 2438.
    >“Your food will be right out. You can take a seat anywhere you like.”
  2439. 2439.
    “Thank you Karl.”
  2440. 2440.
    >Derpy also chimes in, “thanks!”
  2441. 2441.
    >For the first time in the conversation Karl shows some emotion when hearing his name
  2442. 2442.
    >”You’re welcome.”
  2443. 2443.
    >Anon makes his way to the closest empty table
  2444. 2444.
    >Spotting some crumbs and pieces of lettuce, he moves along
  2445. 2445.
    >Derpy walks ahead of him towards a window seat
  2446. 2446.
    >She looks back at Anon and waves at him
  2447. 2447.
    >”here!”
  2448. 2448.
    >Anon smiles
  2449. 2449.
    >His heart is filled with affection at seeing her so excited over her hay burger debut
  2450. 2450.
    >Some of the other seated ponies look over and give the odd couple strange glances
  2451. 2451.
    >Anon pretends not to notice, he doesn’t want to make Derpy uncomfortable
  2452. 2452.
    >’Although, I am not sure she would notice even if I told her’
  2453. 2453.
    >Anon takes a seat on what appears to be a wooden barrel made into a stool
  2454. 2454.
    >Derpy sits on the one next to him
  2455. 2455.
    >The seats are close enough for her to lean against him
  2456. 2456.
    >As she slips into his personal space her face is tilted up at him with her tongue hanging out of her mouth
  2457. 2457.
    “You’re silly.”
  2458. 2458.
    >”hehe”
  2459. 2459.
    >Derpy’s stomach suddenly roars out
  2460. 2460.
    >Anon can feel her body shake in response
  2461. 2461.
    >“anon im hungry”
  2462. 2462.
    “Me too Derpo, me too.”
  2463. 2463.
    >She closes her eyes as he pats her on the head
  2464. 2464.
    >”Ahem.”
  2465. 2465.
    >Anon turns around and sees a young earth pony balancing a tray of food on her head
  2466. 2466.
    >She looks mildly annoyed
  2467. 2467.
    >”Grilled cheese, two double hay burgers?”
  2468. 2468.
    >He reads her name tag in his head
  2469. 2469.
    >’Sugar Twirl. That seems fairly normal I guess’
  2470. 2470.
    “That was quick. And yup, that’s us. And there should be fries, onion rings, and two iced teas.”
  2471. 2471.
    >The brown and white splotched mare rolls her eyes and places the tray on the table
  2472. 2472.
    >”It’s all here.”
  2473. 2473.
    >Derpy’s full attention is on the fast food feast in front of her
  2474. 2474.
    >Her eyes go wide and she licks her lips in anticipation
  2475. 2475.
    >As the server is about to leave she does a double take when she looks at Derpy
  2476. 2476.
    >”Um, ma’am?”
  2477. 2477.
    >Derpy has everything blocked out except for the food before her
  2478. 2478.
    >Anon taps Derpy’s wing with his index finger
  2479. 2479.
    “Hey Derp, she wants you.”
  2480. 2480.
    >With noticeable effort Derpy breaks her concentration on the food and innocently looks over at the server
  2481. 2481.
    >”...hi”
  2482. 2482.
    >The server gives a suspecting glance to Anon and then resumes talking to Derpy
  2483. 2483.
    >”Are you okay filly?”
  2484. 2484.
    >Derpy responds without hesitation, ”yes i have hay burgers now”
  2485. 2485.
    >Sugar Twirl raises her eyebrow at Derpy’s response
  2486. 2486.
    >”No, I mean your face.”
  2487. 2487.
    >Derpy frowns. In her mind she thinks that Sugar Twirl is talking about her eyes
  2488. 2488.
    >When she was really little her mommy would take her in town, but that was a long time ago
  2489. 2489.
    >She remembers that ponies would point and stare at her, and sometimes even laugh
  2490. 2490.
    >When they would get home she would see her mommy crying
  2491. 2491.
    >That made her sad
  2492. 2492.
    >Before Derpy can think too much about her past, Anon fills the awkward silence
  2493. 2493.
    >’Well crap, I can’t just tell her that my friend here got beat up by violent-prone fillies. That would sound weird’
  2494. 2494.
    “Uh, she got into an accident. But she’s better now.”
  2495. 2495.
    >Sugar Twirl looks at Anon apprehensively
  2496. 2496.
    >”Is that so huh?”
  2497. 2497.
    >Derpy finally responds when she realizes it's not about her eyes
  2498. 2498.
    >”i…i fell.”
  2499. 2499.
    >Sugar Twirl starts to piece together that Derpy may be a bit special and decides to back off
  2500. 2500.
    >At this point she just wants to finish her shift and see her coltfriend
  2501. 2501.
    >”Whatever you say, enjoy the meal.”
  2502. 2502.
    >She gives Anon a skeptical glare before walking away
  2503. 2503.
    >Derpy’s nostrils register the food next to her
  2504. 2504.
    >She smiles with glee as she sticks her face into the first thing she sees
  2505. 2505.
    ”Hey, those are mine.”
  2506. 2506.
    >Derpy ignores Anon as she chows down on the onion rings
  2507. 2507.
    >Sighing in defeat, he grabs his grilled cheese sandwich before Derpy, Devourer of All, can get to it
  2508. 2508.
    >He takes a bite into the sandwich and immediately spits it out
  2509. 2509.
    “Hot!”
  2510. 2510.
    >Derpy looks over at him for a second but then continues munching
  2511. 2511.
    >Already done with the onion rings she has moved onto her first hay burger
  2512. 2512.
    >Anon sneaks a few hoof-shaped fries while Derpy is distracted with her burger
  2513. 2513.
    >As if Derpy has the renown Pinkie Sense, she turns her attention to her fries and begins to mercilessly devour them
  2514. 2514.
    “Hey Derpy. Take your time.”
  2515. 2515.
    >She tries to say something but her mouthful of potatoes prevents her voice from translating into a coherent sentence
  2516. 2516.
    ”Here.”
  2517. 2517.
    >Anon hands her the iced tea
  2518. 2518.
    “Drink this before you eat anything else.”
  2519. 2519.
    >Anon picks his sandwich back up and takes a cautious bite
  2520. 2520.
    >Hot but not burning, thick creamy cheese overwhelms his taste buds
  2521. 2521.
    >’Now this is the stuff’
  2522. 2522.
    >Derpy slurps down her tea in a few gulps and returns to feasting on her fries
  2523. 2523.
    >Anon speculates as he watches her, ’Luckily the large actually comes with a lot. She already housed a double hay burger like it was nothing’
  2524. 2524.
    >As he finishes the first half of his sandwich, Derpy is already starting her second burger
  2525. 2525.
    “How are the burgers Derp?”
  2526. 2526.
    >Anon takes a sip from his tea as he enjoys the spectacle
  2527. 2527.
    >She turns her face while she is still chewing and smiles
  2528. 2528.
    >”goosh!”
  2529. 2529.
    “Great.”
  2530. 2530.
    >By the time Anon finishes the other half of his sandwich he realizes that Derpy is watching him intently
  2531. 2531.
    >He takes another sip of his tea and then offers it to her
  2532. 2532.
    >While still looking at him she quickly gulps the remaining liquid
  2533. 2533.
    “Are you still hungry?”
  2534. 2534.
    >She shakes her head
  2535. 2535.
    >”im full”
  2536. 2536.
    ”I didn’t know that was possible, we will need to come here again.”
  2537. 2537.
    >As she smiles and nods in agreement, Anon realizes how messy her face is
  2538. 2538.
    “Here, hold still.”
  2539. 2539.
    >He brings up a napkin and starts wiping off the crumbs and sauce
  2540. 2540.
    >Derpy patiently waits for him
  2541. 2541.
    >She has become used to being taken care of by Anon over the past several days
  2542. 2542.
    >After a few more napkins Anon pulls back and takes a look
  2543. 2543.
    >There are still some dried mustard stains on her cheeks but Anon shrugs
  2544. 2544.
    “I think that’s the best we can do for now.”
  2545. 2545.
    >”okay”
  2546. 2546.
    >Anon stands up from the stool and grabs the messy serving tray
  2547. 2547.
    >Derpy follows him as he brings it to the counter
  2548. 2548.
    >Karl nods at him in thanks, knowing that some ponies simply leave the trays on their table
  2549. 2549.
    >Anon walks over to the door, garnering a few curious glances from the other customers
  2550. 2550.
    >As they make their way to the road Anon asks Derpy the big question
  2551. 2551.
    “So, what do you want to do next? I’m off from work tomorrow too.”
  2552. 2552.
    >As they aimlessly slow-walk to nowhere, Derpy ponders the query
  2553. 2553.
    >A lightbulb turns on in that noggin of hers
  2554. 2554.
    >”swing!”
  2555. 2555.
    >Before Anon can respond, she changes her mind with a frown
  2556. 2556.
    >”i mean…lets go home”
  2557. 2557.
    >She goes quiet and her head hangs low
  2558. 2558.
    >Anon stops walking and kneels down next to her
  2559. 2559.
    >With his hand, he raises her head to his
  2560. 2560.
    >Her eyes are sad, and her bruised eye is still not fully open
  2561. 2561.
    “Derpy, we will go to the swing. You don’t have to worry about anypony hurting you with me around.”
  2562. 2562.
    >Her right eye swirls around as though it’s in thought
  2563. 2563.
    >And her left eye looks directly at Anon
  2564. 2564.
    >”r-really?”
  2565. 2565.
    “I promise.”
  2566. 2566.
    >Derpy’s smile slowly etches its way back onto her face
  2567. 2567.
    >”okay!”
  2568. 2568.
    >With that, the unique couple walk along the road
  2569. 2569.
     
  2570. 2570.
     
  2571. 2571.
    >Anon draws a quick map of their route in his head
  2572. 2572.
    >’Alright, we basically head back past my house and the park is right there. First we take-’
  2573. 2573.
    >His thoughts are interrupted as he feels her warm body press against him as they walk
  2574. 2574.
    >Looking down, Anon sees Derpy’s head looking up at him as she nuzzles into him
  2575. 2575.
    >His heart flutters as she smiles brightly
  2576. 2576.
    >Without a care in the world, she leans on Anon and relies on him to guide her to her special spot
  2577. 2577.
    >Anon is about to say something but quelches those unspoken words
  2578. 2578.
    >Blushing and feeling slightly embarrassed, he focuses his gaze back to the road
  2579. 2579.
    >’Alright, one of us has to pay attention’
  2580. 2580.
    >At least that’s his coping mechanism for shying away from her beaming cuteness
  2581. 2581.
    >They continue to walk along the road, garnering a curious glance here or there from the sparse townponies still roaming around
  2582. 2582.
    >The sun is beginning to set as they approach the entrance to the playground
  2583. 2583.
    >There is wooden split rail fencing loosely placed around the perimeter, it has seen better days
  2584. 2584.
    >Some sections of wood are missing, some are rotting, or the rails haphazardly lay on the ground
  2585. 2585.
    >But to Derpy, this is her safe space
  2586. 2586.
    >Or at least it was, until the day Silver Spoon took that away from her
  2587. 2587.
    >’But that’s in the past. This is her domain again’
  2588. 2588.
    >As Anon plays the role of the unknown savior in his head, he can feel the warmth to his side leaving him
  2589. 2589.
    >Unhappy at the sudden loss he frowns
  2590. 2590.
    >Derpy giddily trots ahead once she notices the swing
  2591. 2591.
    >Up until then she didn’t even realize they were there
  2592. 2592.
    >”swing!”
  2593. 2593.
    >Derpy calls out to the inanimate object as though it is her long lost friend
  2594. 2594.
    >Anon walks quickly to catch up with her
  2595. 2595.
    >By the time he arrives she’s already sitting on the humble swing
  2596. 2596.
    >It’s a worn wooden plank attached to rope
  2597. 2597.
    >’I wonder how long this thing will last. I should be able to fix it if it comes to it though’
  2598. 2598.
    >Derpy smiles and waves at him with her foreleg
  2599. 2599.
    “Look at you. Only a fool would keep a mare from her swing.”
  2600. 2600.
    >Derpy giggles as Anon pats her on the head
  2601. 2601.
    >”hehe”
  2602. 2602.
    >Anon puts his arm down and realizes how close he is to her
  2603. 2603.
    >Seated on the swing, her face comes up to his chest
  2604. 2604.
    >She’s blushing as she looks up at him
  2605. 2605.
    >Anon stands there and freezes up
  2606. 2606.
    >She still has a blotch of dried mustard on her cheek, but it only makes her more adorable
  2607. 2607.
    >’...do I go for the kiss or…’
  2608. 2608.
    >Derpy doesn’t seem to notice him freaking out internally
  2609. 2609.
    >She’s just happy to be here
  2610. 2610.
    >Anon is taken out of his awkward predicament as a gray hoof boops him in the nose
  2611. 2611.
    “Hey, what was that for?”
  2612. 2612.
    >Derpy’s only response is more giggling
  2613. 2613.
    >With the non-existent situation defused, Anon walks behind her and gives her a little push
  2614. 2614.
    >She turns her around to try and see what he’s up to
  2615. 2615.
    “Look ahead, I will give you a boost.”
  2616. 2616.
    >Derpy is unsure of what he is doing but agrees
  2617. 2617.
    >”okay”
  2618. 2618.
    >He pushes a little harder this time
  2619. 2619.
    >She starts to kick her legs back and forth
  2620. 2620.
    >Anon takes a small step back as she builds up momentum
  2621. 2621.
    >Derpy giggles with glee as she propels in the air
  2622. 2622.
    >Being at her favorite spot with Anon is a like a dream come true
  2623. 2623.
    >She feels her elation rising as his firm but gentle hands continue to push her to even further heights
  2624. 2624.
    >”weee!”
  2625. 2625.
    >Anon starts to let up on the pushing
  2626. 2626.
    >’That’s probably the safest height I’m comfortable with’
  2627. 2627.
    >He continues to catch her when she returns downwards and gives a fake push
  2628. 2628.
    >’As long as she’s having fun’
  2629. 2629.
    >Anon smiles as he continues to guide her swinging
  2630. 2630.
    >Failing to resist her contagious laughter, he joins in
  2631. 2631.
    “Haha, Derpy you’re a pro at this!”
  2632. 2632.
    >Seeing that she is starting to lose altitude, he gives her one last big push
  2633. 2633.
    >”oh!”
  2634. 2634.
    >Derpy rockets up to the sky and giggles uncontrollably on the descent
  2635. 2635.
    >”hehehehe”
  2636. 2636.
    >Anon steps back and lets her glide on her own
  2637. 2637.
    >He walks in front of the swing so he can watch her
  2638. 2638.
    >Derpy tries her best to look at him while she’s swinging, but her eyes are not cooperating
  2639. 2639.
    >Anon chuckles as he watches her try to maneuver her head
  2640. 2640.
    >Eventually she stops kicking her legs and slowly rocks back to the ground
  2641. 2641.
    >She jumps off of the swing and charges at Anon
  2642. 2642.
    >Unable to dodge her in time, he is hit with the full force of her energy
  2643. 2643.
    “Oof!”
  2644. 2644.
    >Anon cringes as the pain flares up from his bruised abdomen
  2645. 2645.
    >He wobbles for a moment, but Derpy holds onto him tightly
  2646. 2646.
    >”anon!”
  2647. 2647.
    >He looks down and he sees her wrapped around him
  2648. 2648.
    >Her eyes are closed as she snuggles her face into his stomach
  2649. 2649.
    >The sharp pain dies down but he’s still sore from the unexpected impact
  2650. 2650.
    “You need to watch out, you’re still healing you know”
  2651. 2651.
    >”And so am I” Anon mutters to himself
  2652. 2652.
    >Derpy pays him no mind as she continues to rub her face into him
  2653. 2653.
    >’I wonder if this is how it’s like being Lulu. I could get used to it I suppose, if she actually washed me that is’
  2654. 2654.
    >Anon hugs her back as they stand there in silent peace
  2655. 2655.
    >He looks up to the sky and notices that the sun is moving lower in the sky
  2656. 2656.
    >’Does Celelstia actually move that thing every so often or does she have a spell that does it for her? Alicorns are weird’
  2657. 2657.
    >As Anon contemplates how powerful alicorns are, he can feel Derpy yawning into him
  2658. 2658.
    >Against his will, he yawns in response
  2659. 2659.
    “Alright Derpo we should head home. It’s been a long day and Luna is about to take over for Celestia.”
  2660. 2660.
    >As Anon breaks the hug Derpy looks up at him
  2661. 2661.
    >”lulu?”
  2662. 2662.
    >Anon isn’t sure how much she knows about the princesses, so he just shrugs
  2663. 2663.
    “Uh, yeah. Lulu.”
  2664. 2664.
    >They make their way out of the park and head to Anon’s house
  2665. 2665.
    >He is delighted to feel her body pressed against his as she leans on him
  2666. 2666.
    >Anon’s body greedily absorbs her pony warmth as though it’s a required resource
  2667. 2667.
    >’Yeah, I could get used to this’
  2668. 2668.
     
  2669. 2669.
     
  2670. 2670.
    >By the time they get back to Anon's house the sun is no longer visible
  2671. 2671.
    >He opens the door and walks to the bathroom
  2672. 2672.
    "I'll be right out Derp, make yourself at home."
  2673. 2673.
    >Anon walks into the bathroom
  2674. 2674.
    >As he turns around to close the door he almost bumps into a certain pegasus
  2675. 2675.
    "Hey, I need some privacy."
  2676. 2676.
    >Derpy doesn't get the hint and continues standing in the doorway
  2677. 2677.
    >Tilting her head sideways she questions the green human
  2678. 2678.
    >"why"
  2679. 2679.
    >Anon has to think for a second
  2680. 2680.
    >But nothing suitable pops up
  2681. 2681.
    "Because I just do, okay."
  2682. 2682.
    >"okay"
  2683. 2683.
    >Satisfied with his response, Derpy backs up and closes the door on him
  2684. 2684.
    >Anon stands there baffled before taking care of his business
  2685. 2685.
    >As he lets his stream loose he thinks about everything that's happened
  2686. 2686.
    >'Today has felt like 3 days in one'
  2687. 2687.
    >Giving his penis a final flick he washes up at the sink
  2688. 2688.
    >Walking into the living room he looks for Derpy but she's not there
  2689. 2689.
    >He peeks his head into the bedroom
  2690. 2690.
    "Hello?"
  2691. 2691.
    >No response
  2692. 2692.
    >Only one place left
  2693. 2693.
    >The kitchen
  2694. 2694.
    >As he walks in he sees Derpy at the pantry
  2695. 2695.
    "Still hungry after all those burgers?"
  2696. 2696.
    >Derpy turns around with orange crumbs on her face
  2697. 2697.
    >"lulus hungry"
  2698. 2698.
    >He notices that she is holding her Luna plushie
  2699. 2699.
    "Ah I see. The princess must have a royal appetite."
  2700. 2700.
    >Derpy giggles as she holds the half bitten carrot to Lulu's face
  2701. 2701.
    >Anon watches without interfering
  2702. 2702.
    >After several seconds, Derpy turns the carrot towards her own face and takes a bite
  2703. 2703.
    >She returns her gaze back to Anon as she chews loudly
  2704. 2704.
    >Anon grabs a glass of water and takes a sip
  2705. 2705.
    "Is Lulu thirsty?"
  2706. 2706.
    >Derpy nods
  2707. 2707.
    >He walks over and holds the glass to the worn plushie's face
  2708. 2708.
    >Derpy smiles as Anon quenches Lulu's thirst
  2709. 2709.
    >Then he brings the glass to Derpy's face, she blushes
  2710. 2710.
    >He tips the glass as she opens her lips
  2711. 2711.
    >Her left eye is looking up at Anon and her other is googling around between Luna and the floor
  2712. 2712.
    >She continues to gulp down the refreshing liquid until nothing is left
  2713. 2713.
    "It looks like Lulu was really thirsty."
  2714. 2714.
    >Anon smirks at Derpy before putting the glass on the table
  2715. 2715.
    "I know you're tired, I'll make sure the bed is set up for you and Lulu."
  2716. 2716.
    >Derpy's demeanor changes at the mention of his bed
  2717. 2717.
    >"what about you?"
  2718. 2718.
    "I have the couch. It worked fine last night."
  2719. 2719.
    >"its wet"
  2720. 2720.
    >Anon starts to remember the incident before they left for dinner
  2721. 2721.
    >A wet pony drying herself on his couch
  2722. 2722.
    >'Why do I feel like she has a better memory than I do'
  2723. 2723.
    >As Anon visualizes the wet spots on the couch, Derpy walks closer to him
  2724. 2724.
    >She looks determined
  2725. 2725.
    >"lulu wants you to sleep with us"
  2726. 2726.
    >Anon almost spits out the water that he already swallowed
  2727. 2727.
    "Uh..."
  2728. 2728.
    *Poof*
  2729. 2729.
    >A familiar weight finds itself on Anon's shoulder
  2730. 2730.
    >'Now is your chance to smash that jiggly booty, she's literally asking for it'
  2731. 2731.
    >The tiny toothy grinned version of himself looks him in the face
  2732. 2732.
    "Oh no."
  2733. 2733.
    >Derpy raises her hoof in discomfort
  2734. 2734.
    >Her face starts to quiver like she's going to cry
  2735. 2735.
    >Realizing he spoke out loud, he attempts to calm her down
  2736. 2736.
    "Wait, that's not what I meant, Derpy. I need a minute please."
  2737. 2737.
    >'Are you going to make this cutie cry or dick her down already? There's only one option Champ'
  2738. 2738.
    >Suddenly, Anon feels a disturbance on his other shoulder
  2739. 2739.
    >With radiant wings spread, angel-anon points an accusatory finger at his adversary
  2740. 2740.
    >'Begone foul demon!'
  2741. 2741.
    >Devil-anon rolls his eyes
  2742. 2742.
    >'Who invited this goody good?'
  2743. 2743.
    >Derpy apprehensively watches Anon as he looks back and forth to his shoulders
  2744. 2744.
    >'Her purity must be maintained Anon, you know this'
  2745. 2745.
    >Anon's eyes dart to angel-anon
  2746. 2746.
    >'Hey idiot. She's looking at you. Give her what she wants already'
  2747. 2747.
    >Anon starts to tune them both out as he focuses on her sad face
  2748. 2748.
    >'Anon don't d-'
  2749. 2749.
    *Poof*
  2750. 2750.
    >Back to being alone with her, the room feels uncomfortably silent
  2751. 2751.
    >He walks up to her and hugs her
  2752. 2752.
    "Of course I'll sleep with you and Lulu."
  2753. 2753.
    >She hugs him back and buries her face into him
  2754. 2754.
    >He can feel her smiling through his shirt
  2755. 2755.
    >They stay like that for several minutes, enjoying each other's embrace
  2756. 2756.
    >Derpy is the first one to pull away
  2757. 2757.
    >"beddy byes?"
  2758. 2758.
    "Yes, Derp. Let's get ready for bed."
  2759. 2759.
    >Anon walks to his room
  2760. 2760.
    >Derpy sleepily but cheerily follows him
  2761. 2761.
    >Pony beds are a bit small for Anon so he made sure to get a larger one
  2762. 2762.
    >It's big enough to accommodate himself, but it will be a squeeze with Derpy
  2763. 2763.
    >Anon can start to feel his heart race
  2764. 2764.
    >'Am I about to sleep in the same bed with the mare I like? What if I can't control myself? What if she kicks me again'
  2765. 2765.
    >Derpy runs over and jumps to the bed, but her aim is slightly off
  2766. 2766.
    >Anon's panicked thoughts are cut short as he feels something knock into him
  2767. 2767.
    >He falls into the bed face first
  2768. 2768.
    >Feeling something heavy but soft on his back, he can only assume that it's Derpy
  2769. 2769.
    >Through a muffled mouthful of blanket he calls out to her
  2770. 2770.
    "Hey, what are you doing!"
  2771. 2771.
    >As the weight slides off of him he can hear Derpy's voice, it also sounds suppressed
  2772. 2772.
    >"are you okay anon?"
  2773. 2773.
    >As he sits up he sees a moving blob covered in a blanket
  2774. 2774.
    >The only thing visible is a plump gray pony butt wiggling in his face
  2775. 2775.
    >Mere inches away from her marehood, he sits there and just stares
  2776. 2776.
    >Her musk fills his nostrils as he is mesmerized by her mottled vulva
  2777. 2777.
    >His brain goes into single-cell mode as Mr. Anon comes out of his slumber
  2778. 2778.
    >Derpy manages to get unstuck from the blanket and turns around to face Anon
  2779. 2779.
    >His face is completely red as his growing boner is trying to break free of his pants
  2780. 2780.
    >Derpy's face is within breathing range
  2781. 2781.
    >He can feel her hot breath slowly mingling with his own
  2782. 2782.
    >Derpy blushes and stutters on her words
  2783. 2783.
    >"i-im sorry...i...i"
  2784. 2784.
    >Before she can continue her stammering, Anon kisses her
  2785. 2785.
    >Her eyes go wide as she feels his warm lips connect with hers
  2786. 2786.
    >Anon closes his eyes and wraps his arm behind her head, pulling her closer
  2787. 2787.
    >Derpy's eyes swirl around as she tries to process what is going on
  2788. 2788.
    >As if on instinct, her lips start to move on their own
  2789. 2789.
    >Without even realizing it she's kissing him back
  2790. 2790.
    >Anon holds the kiss, enjoying every moment
  2791. 2791.
    >Leaning back on the bed, he pulls Derpy with him
  2792. 2792.
    >Their kiss ends but they continue looking at each other as they lie down
  2793. 2793.
    >Derpy is partially on top of Anon with her forehooves hugging his torso
  2794. 2794.
    >One of her rear hooves is straddling his leg
  2795. 2795.
    >The bulge in Anon’s pants is reaching its limit
  2796. 2796.
    “Derpy I-”
  2797. 2797.
    >Before he can finish his sentence, she leans in to kiss him
  2798. 2798.
    >With her eyes still open she blushes as she locks lips with her newly found sweetheart
  2799. 2799.
    >Anon keeps his eyes open so he can look at her face for a little longer
  2800. 2800.
    >His heart is pounding and his brain is incapable of producing fully formed thoughts
  2801. 2801.
    >Acting on instinct he closes his eyes and engages his tongue
  2802. 2802.
    >Derpy’s lips resist initially, but Anon gently prods them open
  2803. 2803.
    >Her eyes go wide at the new sensation
  2804. 2804.
    >Not very experienced with the risqué Frenchman technique himself, Anon’s tongue bumbles about inside of her mouth
  2805. 2805.
    >Derpy moans lightly as Anon tries to wrap his tongue around hers
  2806. 2806.
    >Elusively, her tongue seems to evade his as though they are playing tag
  2807. 2807.
    >As they continue the dance of tongues, he grabs her body and rolls her on top of him
  2808. 2808.
    >Anon can feel moisture soaking through to Mr. Anon, making him twitch aggressively
  2809. 2809.
    >Her hips straddle his waist and her eyes go wide as she feels a bump poke her special area
  2810. 2810.
    >Derpy’s rear left leg involuntarily kicks the bed and pushes her upwards on an angle
  2811. 2811.
    >The kiss breaks and she lands on her side next to him
  2812. 2812.
    >She scrunches her face and looks embarrassed
  2813. 2813.
    >”i-im sorry…”
  2814. 2814.
    >Anon’s monkey brain is past words, he pulls her back on top of him and resumes kissing her
  2815. 2815.
    >Her marehood finds its way back to his hardened bulge
  2816. 2816.
    >Derpy moans loudly in Anon’s mouth but she manages to control her leg enough so it only kicks a little bit
  2817. 2817.
    >Her body raises slightly and her hips come back down on the barrier containing Mr. Anon
  2818. 2818.
    >Anon’s cock throbs as the weight of her body bears down on him as she moans again
  2819. 2819.
    >Their tongues no longer play tag, but are intertwined in a vigorous grapple
  2820. 2820.
    >Anon puts his hand on Derpy’s butt and pushes her down on him as he moves his hips, grinding against her moist marehood
  2821. 2821.
    >She continues to moan as her rear left hoof weakly tries to push away
  2822. 2822.
    >But Anon’s grasp on her booty is firm
  2823. 2823.
    >As they continue to aggressively swirl their tongues, Anon can feel his pants becoming completely soaked from her mare juices
  2824. 2824.
    >One small thought makes it through the concupiscent wall of fog engulfing his head
  2825. 2825.
    >’She’s ready’
  2826. 2826.
    >Whether this was Anon’s own thought or devil-anon’s, it doesn’t matter. Angel-anon left long ago
  2827. 2827.
    >Reaching with his free hand, he pulls down on his pants
  2828. 2828.
    >Due to the positioning and her weight on top of him, it takes several moments as they continue to sloppily makeout
  2829. 2829.
    >Eventually Mr. Anon slides out
  2830. 2830.
    >Pinned down by her marehood, his dick is facing against his body and pointing upwards
  2831. 2831.
    >Unleashed from his excruciating prison, Mr. Anon waggles apocalyptically underneath her wet vulva
  2832. 2832.
    >Derpy moans as she inadvertently rubs against his engorged member
  2833. 2833.
    >Anon decides to intervene and uses both hands to lift her waist upwards
  2834. 2834.
    >Due to the shift in pressure, her face forcefully pushes against his
  2835. 2835.
    >Slightly uncomfortable for the both of them, this moment continues until Anon uses his other hand to guide his cock
  2836. 2836.
    >The tip of his cock makes contact
  2837. 2837.
    >But it’s jabs the inner part of her leg, smearing her with precum
  2838. 2838.
    >Readjusting his coordinates as though he is an artillerist, he moves his cock slightly to the right
  2839. 2839.
    >They both moan as his tip touches her marebits
  2840. 2840.
    >Target acquired
  2841. 2841.
    >Letting go of her hips, gravity takes care of the rest
  2842. 2842.
    >Mr. Anon feels her lips wrap around him
  2843. 2843.
    >Derpy’s tongue stops moving as Anon continues to prod her with his own
  2844. 2844.
    >Instead of her leg instinctively kicking to get out of the situation, her hips start moving on their own
  2845. 2845.
    >She slams down on Anon’s pelvis with all of her might
  2846. 2846.
    >Mr. Anon is overwhelmed, as though he’s been caught inside of a nuclear shockwave, desperately trying to hold on to dear life
  2847. 2847.
    >Both of them experience sensory overload as Anon's cock is hilted deep inside of her marehood
  2848. 2848.
    >Derpy breaks the kiss and starts moaning loudly as she quivers on top of the green human’s cock
  2849. 2849.
    >Her wings fully extend outward as she lets out a loud pleasureful cry
  2850. 2850.
    >”ah…ughhhhh!”
  2851. 2851.
    >Derpy’s guttural grunting sends Anon over the edge as he can feel her cumming on his dick
  2852. 2852.
    >A rush of mare juices envelopes Mr. Anon in a whirlpool of ecstasy
  2853. 2853.
    “AHHHH! I’M CUMMING!"
  2854. 2854.
    >Anon grabs her butt with both of his hands and pulls her down on his cock
  2855. 2855.
    >Mr. Anon erupts with the force of a volcano, unleashing its molten loads inside of the gray pegasus
  2856. 2856.
    >Derpy desperately tries to wiggle free from Anon as they both cum
  2857. 2857.
    >The pleasure is too intense for her virginity to handle
  2858. 2858.
    >But Anon strongly grasps her to him
  2859. 2859.
    >His husky grunts fill the room as he pumps load after load inside of the ditzy mare
  2860. 2860.
    “Derpy!”
  2861. 2861.
    >His thick ropes continue to pulse inside of her vagina
  2862. 2862.
    >Derpy’s eyes google around in a euphoria as her lips squeeze Anon’s throbbing cock
  2863. 2863.
    >Mr. Anon was waiting for this day, but even he was not prepared for the result
  2864. 2864.
    >As his cock continues to twitch and unleash itself inside of her, Anon grabs her face with his hand and starts to kiss her
  2865. 2865.
    >Derpy’s tongue haphazardly swings inside of his mouth as they both continue to moan
  2866. 2866.
    >Eventually Mr. Anon seizes the flood of white goo and begins to shrink
  2867. 2867.
    >Derpy breaks the kiss as she lays on top of Anon panting, her tongue hangs loosely outside of her mouth
  2868. 2868.
    “Derpy…”
  2869. 2869.
    >Drenched in a combination of Derpy’s sweat and his own, Anon’s sternum raises up and down quickly as he catches his breath
  2870. 2870.
    >With dick still inside of her, Mr. Anon dribbles its last drops as they rest there together
  2871. 2871.
    >He holds her head to his chest and runs his hand through her mane
  2872. 2872.
    >Derpy’s right eye is looking up at him as she blushes, her other is still swirling around as though it’s lost in a sea of stimulation
  2873. 2873.
    >They lay there in blissful peace for some time
  2874. 2874.
    >But Mr. Anon has risen from the dead
  2875. 2875.
    >His dick may have been flattened, but it is a greedy dick
  2876. 2876.
    >Still inside of her entryway, Mr. Anon begins to rise
  2877. 2877.
    >Derpy shuffles in Anon’s grasp as she feels his penis expand inside of her
  2878. 2878.
    >She starts to moan as her walls instinctively clamp around his member
  2879. 2879.
    >Anon blushes as his blood beings to travel south
  2880. 2880.
    >”a-anon…i…”
  2881. 2881.
    >Derpy never finishes her sentence, her mind is too overburdened with hormones
  2882. 2882.
    >Their pelvises a sticky mess, Anon uses all of his willpower to pull his cock out
  2883. 2883.
    *Slick*
  2884. 2884.
    >Mr. Anon feels a terrible coldness descend upon him.
  2885. 2885.
    >Where are the blazing depths of love? The world can be a cruel place.
  2886. 2886.
    >Derpy gasps in surprise at the sudden loss of his cock
  2887. 2887.
    >Before she can say anything, he rolls her over and gets on top of her
  2888. 2888.
    >One of her eyes is looking up at him lovingly, and her other is looking directly at this cock hovering above her marehood
  2889. 2889.
    >Anon gives her a quick kiss and then reaches down to his phallus
  2890. 2890.
    >Aiming Mr. Anon, he makes contact
  2891. 2891.
    >”ow!”
  2892. 2892.
    >Derpy looks at him in pain as his cock thrusts against her ponut
  2893. 2893.
    >Sealed up tight, there is no penetration
  2894. 2894.
    >Anon knows he found the wrong hole, but is extremely tempted to move forward anyway
  2895. 2895.
    >There is no wrong hole in his eyes
  2896. 2896.
    >But then he looks at her distressed face and draws from his rapidly depleting willpower once more
  2897. 2897.
    >Between labored grunts he tries to speak softly to her
  2898. 2898.
    “...sorry…Derp…”
  2899. 2899.
    >Aiming a little higher he finds her special place
  2900. 2900.
    >Gently but briskly, he enters his special somepony once more
  2901. 2901.
    *Schlupp*
  2902. 2902.
    >“ah…”
  2903. 2903.
    >Derpy lightly moans as Anon slowly enters her
  2904. 2904.
    “Derpy…”
  2905. 2905.
    >Now with Mr. Anon back in his sanctuary he focuses his attention back to Derpy
  2906. 2906.
    >Wanting to savor every second of this special moment
  2907. 2907.
    >He leans down and gives her another kiss
  2908. 2908.
    >She amicably returns it
  2909. 2909.
    >No longer using tongues, they go back to light kissing
  2910. 2910.
    >He slowly but powerfully thrusts back and forth inside of her
  2911. 2911.
    >As they moan between kisses, he puts his hand on the side of her head and plays with her ear, twirling it around with his finger
  2912. 2912.
    >Derpy’s reddened face looks up at Anon with love
  2913. 2913.
    >As they both passionately move their hips in rhythm Derpy breaks the kiss
  2914. 2914.
    >Anon feels a torrent of fluid rushing over his cock
  2915. 2915.
    >Derpy whimpers as her hips start to shake
  2916. 2916.
    >”oouggh….ah…ugggh!”
  2917. 2917.
    >Her sultry moan thunders in Anon’s ear as he firmly presses down on her
  2918. 2918.
    “Oh Derpy!”
  2919. 2919.
    >Anon cannot hold himself back and starts to cum
  2920. 2920.
    “Derpy!”
  2921. 2921.
    >Mr. Anon unleashes a new wave of fluid
  2922. 2922.
    >Derpy’s marehood clasps his green cock, holding it as though Mr. Anon was merely her prey from the very beginning
  2923. 2923.
    >Derpy continues to moan as Anon thrusts inside of her
  2924. 2924.
    >Overcoming the intense stimuli, he makes sure to keep thrusting to fill her up with as much of his seed as possible
  2925. 2925.
    >The moving of hips dies down as Anon jettisons his remaining load
  2926. 2926.
    >Unable to move, Derpy wraps her forehooves around his back as she continues to moan in bliss
  2927. 2927.
    >Mr. Anon appears to be satisfied as he slowly but surely deflates
  2928. 2928.
    >They lay there for a while
  2929. 2929.
    >Fully drained, Anon pulls his cock out
  2930. 2930.
    >Derpy pants heavily as she holds onto Anon with all of her might
  2931. 2931.
    >Anon brings his face to hers
  2932. 2932.
    >They boop noses and he smiles at her
  2933. 2933.
    >With some brain activity returning, Anon is beginning to form thoughts again
  2934. 2934.
    >’wow, just wow..’
  2935. 2935.
    >Both of them are stunned and enamored
  2936. 2936.
    >Derpy is the first one to speak up as she stares at him with adoration
  2937. 2937.
    >”anon…i wuv you”
  2938. 2938.
    >Anon’s heart flutters at the bold declaration
  2939. 2939.
    >But he doesn’t even need to think to respond
  2940. 2940.
    “Derpy, I love you so much.”
  2941. 2941.
    >Her smile widens as she squeezes him
  2942. 2942.
    >Anon gets off of her and lays next to her
  2943. 2943.
    >She faces him as she is still smiling
  2944. 2944.
    >They both go in for a small kiss at the same time
  2945. 2945.
    >Derpy giggles as he hugs her close to him
  2946. 2946.
    >”beddy byes?”
  2947. 2947.
    >Anon chuckles, realizing that was supposed to be what happened previously
  2948. 2948.
    >Both he’s not complaining
  2949. 2949.
    >Neither is Mr. Anon, or devil-anon
  2950. 2950.
    “Yes Derpy, it’s time for bed.”
  2951. 2951.
    >Without missing a beat, Derpy reminds him of her princess plushie
  2952. 2952.
    >”lulu”
  2953. 2953.
    >’Uh, really? We just made love and you are thinking about Lulu?’
  2954. 2954.
    >Anon muffles his negative thoughts, he wants nothing more than to please this mare
  2955. 2955.
    “Of course, she will be sleeping with us too.”
  2956. 2956.
    >Sitting up, he scopes around the bed
  2957. 2957.
    >He spots Lulu sitting on the edge of the bed
  2958. 2958.
    >He reaches and grabs her as Derpy watches him lovingly
  2959. 2959.
    >Handing her the plushie, she puts it in the between the two of them
  2960. 2960.
    >Anon’s nose wrinkles at the smell
  2961. 2961.
    >’I really need to clean that thing for her. For me’
  2962. 2962.
    “I have an idea Derp.”
  2963. 2963.
    >He crouches above her and traverses to her other side
  2964. 2964.
    >Her head cranes around trying to follow his movements
  2965. 2965.
    >Anon hugs her from behind, forming a big spoon
  2966. 2966.
    “How is this?”
  2967. 2967.
    >Derpy’s tired body doesn’t try to move
  2968. 2968.
    >She simply smiles as she hugs her Luna plush
  2969. 2969.
    >“i wuv you anon”
  2970. 2970.
    “I love you too Derpy, goodnight.”
  2971. 2971.
    >Not even bothering to turn the light off, Anon closes his eyes
  2972. 2972.
    >As he fades into the dream realm, he can feel her warm body becoming one with his own
  2973. 2973.
     
  2974. 2974.
     
  2975. 2975.
    *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
  2976. 2976.
    >”Ponice, open up!”
  2977. 2977.
    >Anon grumbles as he hears banging outside of his room
  2978. 2978.
    >Not paying it any mind as he holds onto Derpy’s warm body, he groggily opens his eyes
  2979. 2979.
    >He smiles as he watches her snore for a moment
  2980. 2980.
    >But then his heart jumps as he hears a thundering clamor outside of his room
  2981. 2981.
    *BANG*
  2982. 2982.
    >Anon gets out of the bed as Derpy begins to open her eyes
  2983. 2983.
    >”...anon?”
  2984. 2984.
    >Before he can respond to her, the wind is knocked out of him as he is tackled to the ground by a burly stallion in a blue uniform
  2985. 2985.
    “Ugh…”
  2986. 2986.
    >He can hear a commanding female voice in the back
  2987. 2987.
    >”Ponice, you are under arrest!”
  2988. 2988.
    >As the pony on top of Anon tries to suppress him, he elbows the officer in the face
  2989. 2989.
    >The brown earth pony grunts and flops off of Anon
  2990. 2990.
    >As he stands up to face his morning ambushers, he reels in pain, dropping to his knees
  2991. 2991.
    >The white unicorn looks down at him with disgust as she holds her baton in midair, ready to strike again
  2992. 2992.
    >Anon clutches his already bruised stomach and groans, tears of pain forming in his eyes
  2993. 2993.
    >Unable to move or speak, he kneels there helplessly
  2994. 2994.
    >Now fully awake, Derpy jumps out of the bed and runs over to her lover
  2995. 2995.
    >”anon!”
  2996. 2996.
    >Before she can reach him, Zende and another nurse pony rush over and grab onto her
  2997. 2997.
    >Derpy bucks the unlucky nurse stallion in the chest, he drops to the ground in a lump
  2998. 2998.
    >“Aiee!”
  2999. 2999.
    >Using Derpy’s off balance posture to her advantage, Zende sweeps Derpy’s forelegs out from under her
  3000. 3000.
    >Derpy drops to the ground hitting her face
  3001. 3001.
    >She moans in pain as her previous bruises flare up
  3002. 3002.
    “Derpy!”
  3003. 3003.
    >Anon gets a second wind of adrenaline as he watches the zebra nurse subdue his special somepony
  3004. 3004.
    >As he stands up, another stallion in uniform rams into him, knocking him down
  3005. 3005.
    >”Stop resisting!”
  3006. 3006.
    >Anon sees stars as the bulky stallion uses his hooves to pin his left arm
  3007. 3007.
    >Before he can swing with his right arm, the stallion he elbowed earlier gets on top of him
  3008. 3008.
    >”anon help!”
  3009. 3009.
    >Futilely, Anon struggles against the two stallions on him, but the weight is overbearing
  3010. 3010.
    “Derpy…I’m comin-”
  3011. 3011.
    >Before he can finish calling out to her, he is silenced as a hoof hits him square in the mouth
  3012. 3012.
    >Derpy cries frantically as Zende tries to pin her down
  3013. 3013.
    >”anon anon!”
  3014. 3014.
    >With one last rush of adrenaline, Anon bites the brown earth pony holding his right arm
  3015. 3015.
    >Using all of his force he draws blood as his teeth crush down onto a foreleg
  3016. 3016.
    >”Ahhh, BUCK!”
  3017. 3017.
    >With one stallion off of him, Anon uses his free arm to swing a fist of fury at the other officer’s face
  3018. 3018.
    >With a loud Thwack, the gray stallion is knocked aside
  3019. 3019.
    >Before Anon can get up, the mare officer brings her baton down on his head
  3020. 3020.
    *BONK*
  3021. 3021.
    >Anon’s head bounces on the ground and he loses consciousness
  3022. 3022.
    >Derpy looks over and breaks down
  3023. 3023.
    >”no!!!!! anon!!!!”
  3024. 3024.
    >Before she can further draw from her adrenaline pools, the mare officer uses her magic to tie Derpy’s rear hooves together while Zende controls her upper half
  3025. 3025.
    >The two stallions secure the limp green man, tying him up securely as they pant heavily
  3026. 3026.
    >”Bucker almost bit my leg off.”
  3027. 3027.
    >The other officer smirks as his muzzle drips blood on his captive
  3028. 3028.
    >”At least you didn’t get hit in the face by the deranged monkey.”
  3029. 3029.
    >As they struggle to drag Anon out of the room, they look to their leader
  3030. 3030.
    >”Sheriff, we secured the criminal. Permission to lock him in the wagon.”
  3031. 3031.
    >Without looking back at them she responds, ”Permission granted.”
  3032. 3032.
    >She looks down at Derpy’s bruises and grits her teeth with hatred
  3033. 3033.
    >Now fully restrained, Derpy wiggles around on the ground as Zende tries to comfort her
  3034. 3034.
    >”Relax Ms. Hooves, we are here to help you. That wicked creature cannot harm you anymore.”
  3035. 3035.
    >”The name is Sheriff Aurora. I’m sorry for what you went through Ma’am. You aren’t this monster’s first victim either.”
  3036. 3036.
    >As the Sheriff occupies Derpy’s attention, Zende jabs Derpy’s flank with a needle
  3037. 3037.
    >She yelps into her mouth gag
  3038. 3038.
    >Zende goes over to check on the nurse pony laying on the ground
  3039. 3039.
    >The sheriff looks at her for an answer
  3040. 3040.
    >”He may have a fracture but he is still breathing.”
  3041. 3041.
    >Aurora turns her attention to the now motionless pegasus in the room
  3042. 3042.
    >”And her?”
  3043. 3043.
    >”I gave her two times the normal sedative dose. But aside from her facial injuries, she seems to be healthy.”
  3044. 3044.
    >Derpy’s once frantic self is calmly lying on the ground. Her eyelids look heavy as her teary eyes swirl around. Scanning for Anon.
  3045. 3045.
    >”But we need to take her to the Ponyville Hospital for testing.”
  3046. 3046.
    >”Understood. Once we get the prisoner secured in the station we can assist with the escort to the hospital.”
  3047. 3047.
    >As the zebra nurse nods in thanks, the stallion in blue uniform walks in and starts searching the room
  3048. 3048.
    >”Collect anything that looks out of place. Although we already have plenty of evidence, more cannot hurt. I don’t want this scumbag ever seeing the sun again.”
  3049. 3049.
    >”Yes, Sheriff.”
  3050. 3050.
    >Aurora notices the Luna plushie on the bed and picks it up with telekinesis and drags it in front of her face
  3051. 3051.
    >Her nose curls up at the overbearing smell of dried sweat and mucus
  3052. 3052.
    >”Sergeant, take this.”
  3053. 3053.
    >Zende recognizes the plushie and interjects
  3054. 3054.
    >”Ah, that is Ms. Hooves’ doll. She is quite attached to it. I can take it.”
  3055. 3055.
    >Aurora looks over at the nurse
  3056. 3056.
    >”Sorry, but this is evidence now. Move it out sergeant.”
  3057. 3057.
    >Zende is about to speak up again, but realizes it’s a lost cause as the stallion walks out of the house with Derpy’s most prized possession.
  3058. 3058.
    >Derpy tries to wiggle and say something, but her body is too weak
  3059. 3059.
    >The only countermeasure she is able to muster is more tears
  3060. 3060.
    >Zende looks down at the gray pegasus with sympathy
  3061. 3061.
    >The other nurse pony starts to stand up, shaking his head
  3062. 3062.
    >Still disoriented, he looks at the other ponies in the room
  3063. 3063.
    >”What the hay happened?”
  3064. 3064.
    >Before Zende can speak, Aurora takes control of the conversation
  3065. 3065.
    >”We secured the criminal, and you may be injured.”
  3066. 3066.
    >The stallion nurse checks himself quickly
  3067. 3067.
    >”I’ve been through worse.”
  3068. 3068.
    >Zende speaks up and says, “We can untie her now that the sedative has fully kicked in, but leave her wings bound.”
  3069. 3069.
    >As the two nurse ponies unravel Derpy’s bindings, Aurora walks outside to the prison cart
  3070. 3070.
    >Anon grumbles as he opens his eyes
  3071. 3071.
    >The first thing he sees is a white unicorn glaring at him
  3072. 3072.
    >”If it wasn’t for Equestrian Law, you would already be dead.”
  3073. 3073.
    >”Wha…?”
  3074. 3074.
    >Anon begins to remember everything that just happened and spits out a mouthful of blood
  3075. 3075.
    “Wait!”
  3076. 3076.
    >Aurora continues to stare at him with icy daggers
  3077. 3077.
    “Derpy is my friend…my special somepony, I would never hurt her!”
  3078. 3078.
    >”Anything else, maggot”?
  3079. 3079.
    >The hairs on Anon’s back raise as though he can feel someone looking at him
  3080. 3080.
    >Or rather, somefilly
  3081. 3081.
    >In the distance, he can spot Silver Spoon watching him
  3082. 3082.
    >Her reddened eyes look at him in anguish
  3083. 3083.
    “Officer, it was her! Silver Spoon, she's over there!”
  3084. 3084.
    >As Anon starts yelling and causing a ruckus, Silver Spoon gives him one more glance before turning and walking away
  3085. 3085.
    >Aurora uses her magic to grab onto his clothes
  3086. 3086.
    >She slams him into the iron bars so that he is facing her
  3087. 3087.
    ”Ow!”
  3088. 3088.
    >”You have some nerve mentioning the names of your victims so casually.”
  3089. 3089.
    >Before he can say anything else, she uses telekinesis to wrap a gag around his face
  3090. 3090.
    >Anon’s yapping gets muffled
  3091. 3091.
    >His eyes go wide as he sees Derpy slowly walk out of his house, accompanied by two nurse ponies
  3092. 3092.
    >She notices him in the cage and changes her direction
  3093. 3093.
    >Her voice doesn’t work but he can read her lips as she says his name
  3094. 3094.
    >In her mind she is running faster than a race horse, but the nurse ponies hover on each side of her as she walks at a snail’s pace
  3095. 3095.
    >Anon yells into his gag as he tries to call out to her
  3096. 3096.
    >”Alright, let’s get this dirtbag to the station, make it quick.”
  3097. 3097.
    >Anon slumps down as the momentum of the cart jerks him
  3098. 3098.
    >As the ponice plod and clop along the road, Derpy slowly but surely shrinks into the horizon
  3099. 3099.
    >Anon’s last memory of Derpy is of her hoof extended as she calls out to him
  3100. 3100.
     
  3101. 3101.
     
  3102. 3102.
     
  3103. 3103.
    ============
  3104. 3104.
    One Year Later
  3105. 3105.
    ============
  3106. 3106.
    >Derpy stares outside of her window
  3107. 3107.
    >Like she does everyday
  3108. 3108.
    >She’s not allowed to leave the house anymore
  3109. 3109.
    >No more swing
  3110. 3110.
    >Her despondent eyes whirl around, waiting for Anon to make his appearance
  3111. 3111.
    >To rescue her from her solitude
  3112. 3112.
    >But just like yesterday, he never arrives
  3113. 3113.
    >Zende told her that Anon was evil, and that's why the blue ponies took him away
  3114. 3114.
    >But she knows that's not true
  3115. 3115.
    >How could her favorite person be bad?
  3116. 3116.
    >She wishes she could cuddle with Lulu
  3117. 3117.
    >But the blue ponies took her away too
  3118. 3118.
    >Another warm tear slides down her cheek as she sniffles
  3119. 3119.
    >She begins to remember her recent stay at the hospital
  3120. 3120.
     
  3121. 3121.
    >Derpy is lying in bed, bracing her hooves against the side-rails
  3122. 3122.
    >Soft beeping of monitors fill the air as the tension builds
  3123. 3123.
    >She doesn't know what's happening as she looks up at the ceiling of the bright sterile room
  3124. 3124.
    >Her face contorts in pain as another contraction hits
  3125. 3125.
    >The nurse tries to comfort her, "You’re doing great. Just breathe."
  3126. 3126.
    "i cant...i cant”
  3127. 3127.
    >The doctor stands at the foot of the bed, watching the monitor.
  3128. 3128.
    >"It’s okay, Ms. Hooves. Just focus on your breathing. In and out, nice and slow. You’re almost there."
  3129. 3129.
    "it hurts so much!"
  3130. 3130.
    >The doctor does his best at giving her a reassuring smile
  3131. 3131.
    >"I know. But you're doing an amazing job. Let's try to make it through this one."
  3132. 3132.
    >Derpy takes a deep breath, wincing in agony as the contraction continues
  3133. 3133.
    "help me..."
  3134. 3134.
    >The doctor steps closer to Derpy
  3135. 3135.
    >”I’m going to guide you through it. You’re not alone.”
  3136. 3136.
    >The contraction starts to ease, and Derpy exhales with relief
  3137. 3137.
    “okay…okay”
  3138. 3138.
    >”Good. We’re getting closer, Ms. Hooves. Just a little longer.”
  3139. 3139.
    >The nurse walks next to the doctor, waiting to assist once the foal arrives
  3140. 3140.
    >Derpy closes her eyes, summoning all of her strength.
  3141. 3141.
    >Another contraction hits. This one feels more intense.
  3142. 3142.
    "uhgoooh...somethings coming!"
  3143. 3143.
    >The doctor holds her hoof
  3144. 3144.
    >”We’re almost there. Keep pushing”
  3145. 3145.
    >Derpy looks at him as she wails out
  3146. 3146.
    “oohhh, it hurts!”
  3147. 3147.
    >Derpy pushes with everything she has left
  3148. 3148.
    >”It's here!”, the nurse exclaims excitedly
  3149. 3149.
    >A tiny pegasus plops out of the labored mare, the nurse wraps the newborn in a towel
  3150. 3150.
    >Derpy breathes heavily as her tongue hangs out of her mouth
  3151. 3151.
    >Still moaning as the throbbing aches continue in her special area
  3152. 3152.
    >The nurse walks the foal over to Derpy
  3153. 3153.
    >The miniature green pony in her grasp is crying its eyes out
  3154. 3154.
    >”Here he is! Your adorable baby colt.”
  3155. 3155.
    >Delirious and out of it Derpy looks over at the nurse
  3156. 3156.
    >One of her eyes looks down and sees the foal staring back at her
  3157. 3157.
    >For a moment he stops crying
  3158. 3158.
    >The doctor rushes over to the nurse and angrily whispers in her ear
  3159. 3159.
    >“I-I'm sorry doctor...”
  3160. 3160.
    >With a saddened glance at Derpy, the nurse turns away and then briskly walks out of the room
  3161. 3161.
    >The green foal begins to cry again as he loses sight of his mother
  3162. 3162.
    “wait is he my baby?”
  3163. 3163.
    >The doctor steps in front of Derpy’s line of sight, cutting her off from the nurse and her son
  3164. 3164.
    >She looks up at the doctor and asks in quiet voice
  3165. 3165.
    “am…am i mommy?”
  3166. 3166.
    >The doctor stands there awkwardly for a moment before responding
  3167. 3167.
    >”Ahem. Um…no.”
  3168. 3168.
    >Derpy frowns as she waits for him to continue
  3169. 3169.
    >”Ms. Hooves, something really bad happened to you…but we fixed-”
  3170. 3170.
     
  3171. 3171.
    >Derpy’s retrospection is interrupted by a boom of thunder
  3172. 3172.
    >Heavy rain pours down and slaps against the window
  3173. 3173.
    >Her wings hang limply to her sides as she starts to sob uncontrollably
  3174. 3174.
     
  3175. 3175.
    End

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