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>"Hey uhh... Anon? Can I ask you a question?"
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“Are you able to?”
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>"Ughh. I mean, MAY I ask you a question?"
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“Sure Twiggles, whats on your mind?”
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>"Well... I was wondering something... Uhh. I don't know how to ask this... Oh shoot, I don't know how to even start. I mean what if you think I'm a weirdo or something and-"
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“Twilight, nothing you can say will make me think you're a weirdo.”
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>"Nothing? Are you so sure Anon?"
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“Ok. So maybe a few things, but the chances of you saying them are pretty low. So ask away.”
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>Twilight starts to hesitate again, but takes a deep breath and begins to ask her question.
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>"Is there something wrong with me?"
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“What are you talking about?”
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>"I mean like... How I look?"
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“No you seem normal to me, what do you mean?”
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>"Well... I don't know if you've noticed but... around this time every year, everyone's running around finding dates for Hearts and Hooves day. "
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“Oh”
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>"Yea.... well, I-I was just wondering... Why nobody ever asks me?"
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>Twilight refuses to look at you, her eyes are glued to the floor as she nervously fiddles with her hooves.
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>”A-am I. Ugly?"
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>You begin to hear her voice falter. It’s obvious she's getting more emotional than she anticipated.
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“No, of course not!” “There has to be another explanation.” “Maybe it’s because you're a princess?” "Maybe that’s intimidating to some people." "Hell... I don't know.”
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>You scratch your head, not knowing what to say to her.
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>"Do...do you think I'm ugly?"
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>You bend down and gently rub her mane. She looks up at you for your answer.
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“No, Twilight, of course not.” “I think you're a cute little pony.”
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>"Cute? m-me?"
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“Yea, whoever gets you will be one lucky stallion.”
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>She tries to hide her blush, but she's doing a terrible job of it.
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>"Do you think...If nobody asks me..."
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>She takes another deep breath, trying to draw in courage.
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>"Do-you-kinda-wanna-maybe-go-out-with-me-for-hearts-and-hooves-day-or-something!?"
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“Sure Twilight, I got nothing planned on Heart and Hooves day.”
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>Hearing you accept her offer made her mood turn a 180, as her brain dumped large amounts of dopamine into her system.
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>”Ohh thank you Anon!”
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>She practically shout for everyone to hear, while she pulls you into a hug.
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>Ah shit you weren’t expecting a hug.
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>You also weren’t expecting her to be so loud.
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>Your eyes dart around to find ponies of all ages staring at their princess shout and hug you for seemingly no reason.
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>Shit man you’re on!
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>Reaching around to return Twilight’s hug, your brain thinking of words to force into your voice box.
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>But before that could happen, Twilight’s dopamine high wore off, as she quickly pulls herself away from you.
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>”Oh geez I’m- I didn’t- I mean- I” she stutters, with brightest blush you’ve ever seen made.
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>She also can’t seem to contain her body movement, as she fidgets uncontrollably and her wing kept flexing and un-flexing.
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>Yep embarrassment is hitting her.
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>”I-I- um see you tomorrow!” she manages to blurt out before warping somewhere else.
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>Well that’s one problem down.
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>Looking up you still a large amount of ponies staring at you.
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“Got a date for Hearts and Hooves day” you awkwardly address the crowd
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>Some burst into cheers and heartfelt “awws”
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>Some (mostly the young stallions) snorted and shook their heads, probably disgusted that their princess choose you instead of them.
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>Others stopped giving a fuck and continued on their business.
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>With that dealt with you release a sigh you didn’t know you were holding.
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>Well at least tomorrow will be interesting.
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>Next day.
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>Alright faggot there is nothing to this.
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>You’re just taking a talking, multicolor, miniature horse to the Ponyville Hearts and Hooves day festival.
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>As friends, nothing else is gunna happen tonight.
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>You stare at yourself in the mirror.
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>You’ve been having this mirror prep talk for almost a day and a half since yesterday.
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>Your nerves are still fucking shot, like you’ve been sentence to death by firing squad.
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>Okay so not really, and maybe you’re over reacting, but this is still a position you would rather not be in.
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>You only said yes to be polite, but then you should have realized that being polite means so much more here than it does back on Earth.
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>You’ve been here a year and you still have some echo of home sickness.
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>Not that living here in Equestria is bad.
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>It’s just you have yet to get use to the local populace.
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>Well at least in a dick rising way anyhow.
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>It might be because you throw ponies into two groups.
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>One is cuddly and adorable, the other is shut the fuck up you’re annoying the piss outta me.
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>Unfortunately Twilight is in the former, and you refuse to have lewd thoughts about her.
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>So one more time faggot there is nothing to this.
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>Once the sun went down and you started to hear the festivities begin to pick up, you decided it was time to freshen up for your da-friendly activity.
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>After a brief shower you put on your sharpest tux crispest tie.
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>Making a detour to your mirror one last time, you give yourself a once over.
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>Damn you look good, but you hope you aren’t overdressed.
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>Well that enough time spent in front of a mirror for more than one life time.
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>Pulling away from your mirror, you make way toward the front door.
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>As you pass your sofa you pick up a box of chocolate and a bundle of roses.
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>You don’t know when you had time to get them before hand, as prep talk occupied most of your thoughts, but hey at least you have them.
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>Hopefully this is seen as a friendly gesture and nothing more, but realistically doing this will lead to something more.
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>Fuck it, it’s too late to back out now, you and Twilight are gunna have a blast tonight.
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>Opening your door, you are greeted by a loud blast of music setting the stage and mood for tonight, as various groups of ponies walk the street.
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>Closing your door, you start walking to the castle to pick up your friend.
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>Walking through the crowded streets gave you some time to come up with a game plan.
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>First you tell her that the two of you is just friends and this isn’t a date.
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>Second run like hell as the town militia chase you with pitch forks and torches out of town because you made Twilight cry on Hearts and Hooves day.
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>No doubt that’s a crime punishable by death.
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>No, let’s not just drop a nuke all over Twilight’s heart.
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>Fuck you hope she wearing something silly like a dinosaur costume, make this whole we’re friend thing easier.
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>Reaching the castle you find yourself somewhat gawking at how out of place it is.
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>I mean it’s a castle made up of crystals in the shape of a tree, who the hell thought of that?
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>You were told Twilight once lived in a tree that double as the town’s library.
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>Until some bull centaur thing from hell Kamehameha it into the ground.
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>And you’re stalling.
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>Come on man it just a small horse that asked you to accompany her for one night, stop being such a pussy.
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>Kicking yourself in gear you walk to the double doors, as you were getting ready to knock, the door suddenly opened.
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>Not Alfred the pony butler answer the door.
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>”Sir Anonymous?”
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“Yes that’s me”
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>With a short nod he moves aside and gestures to come in with left hoof.
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>Taking his invitation you walk through the open door, and stare at your surroundings, while not Alfred closes the door.
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>Yep just like every fantasy novel, big foyer, bigger stairs that branch in two directions leading to god knows where.
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>”If you please wait here a moment while I retrieve Princess Twilight Sparkle.”
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>Not Alfred bows like a sir, before going upstairs, leaving you with your thumb up your ass.
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>You figure it will take a while seeing how Twilight lives in a castle, there probably hundreds of rooms-
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>”DON’T YOU DO IT SPIKE!”
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>”DO WHAT TWILIGHT?”
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>"YOU KNOW WHAT!”
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>"MMM I DON’T THINK I DO!"
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>Well that train of thought was soundly shattered.
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>Not to long after the shouts, you see a small purple lizard come running from the right stairway giggling like a madman.
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>Deciding the stairs are for plebs he jumps on the hand rails, and slides the rest of the way down.
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>Using his forward momentum to carry him, he stopped squarely at your feet.
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>You were told Twilight had a pet dragon, but you were expecting a giant fire breathing death machine, not Liz from the Magic School Bus.
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>Stifling his laughs as best could he turns his head upwards to look you in the eyes.
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>”Have you Sir Anonymous, the most gallant knight in all the land, come to talk our fair maiden Twilight Sparkle on a round of courtship on this special occasion?”
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>The fuck is going on right now?
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>”I DON’T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW SPIKE!”
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>Hearing this manage to get another giggle out of the little dragon.
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“Um yes.”
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>Wait what courtship!
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>But before you could say anything Spike turn 180 degrees.
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>”OHH fair maiden, Sir Knight Anonymous has come to whisk you away on this night filled with love!”
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>”Must you make him wait before he can lay his eyes upon thine beauty?”
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>You hear Twilight groan after Spike put her the spot like that
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>Yep tonight is gunna be interesting.
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>There was a long silence before you could faintly hear the soft clicks of metal on tile.
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>Then silence once more.
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>Spike impatiently taps his foot.
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>”Oh come on Twilight, I’m going to be a hundred years old, and Anonymous is going to be a skeleton at this rate.”
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>”I’m coming alright!”
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>Well at least she sounds closer than before.
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>Not long after that, you hear Twilight’s steps again.
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>And the first thing you see is a horse shoe, and not just any normal horse shoe either.
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>It was a dark blue color that fades to silver midway through, and the sides it was studded with sapphires.
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> The next thing to appear was Twilight head.
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>You can see her part of mane was braided into a hoop, with the rest of it ended with a small pony tail.
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>A Silver tiara rest neatly atop her head, with one big sapphire in the middle.
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>As Twilight kept walking you finally got to see her dress.
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>It is the same color as her horse shoes, but as an added effect, there was silver glitter on the dark blue part and dark blue glitter on the silver part.
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>The dress is short in the front show the lower part of her forelegs, and got longer in the back, the hem just mere inches of the ground.
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>It was tied around her neck, which allow the back to be opened all the way down to her flank.
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>Goddamn it why couldn’t she have just worn the dinosaur costume.
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>While Twilight was getting closer to you, you couldn’t keep your eyes off her.
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>You couldn’t see it but Spike has the largest shit eating grin right now.
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>When Twilight made it within a respectable distance from you she stopped
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>Her eyes looking at everything but you, her body a bit shaken, she keep pick up her right hoof until it’s almost off the ground, just so she could put it back down again.
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>When Twilight finally looks at you, her mouth quivering, before meekly asking
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>”How do I look?”
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>Radiant, Beautiful, Stunning, Alluring, Gorgeous, DAAAAYUM.
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>No brain we can’t use those words, we’re just friends remember.
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>Fuck that give credit where due man.
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“Wonderful” you manage to cop-out without taking time.
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>Twilight’s ears rise after hearing your complement
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>A blush also spreads across her face, and she fluffs her wings.
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>”T-thanks Anonymous” she says shyly with a smile
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>”But I think Rarity went a little overboard.”
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>”Nonsense!” Spike decide to interject.
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>Twilight turns her head to address Spike.
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>”But everyone will look at.”, her eyes quickly flick from him to you and back again, “A-at us.”
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>”And?” Spike couldn’t have said that anymore deadpan even if he tried.
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>”Besides you’re Princess Twilight Sparkle, everyone was going to look anyways no matter what you wore, and ponies are gunna want to know who your suitor is.”
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>Shit the paparazzi is going to eat you two alive.
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>Apparently Twilight had the same thought, because her eyes flatten and she shuddered.
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>”Oops shouldn’t have said that last part, oh well live and learn.”
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>As Spike is speaking he digs his claws into your pants leg, and spins you comically around until you stop, facing towards the door.
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>Huh when did not Alfred get here?
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>”Come on you two, you’ve burned enough nightlife hours standing around doing nothing!”
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>You see Spike Pushing Twilight, forcing her to walk.
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>Following after them, not Alfred opens the door, and you both step outside.
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>”Oh and Anonymous.”
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>You and Twilight turn around to look at Spike standing in the door way.
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>You swear that grin never leaves his face.
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>”I don’t want Twilight to come home tonight!”
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>That easily got a blush out of both you, and before anything could be said.
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>”OkayIloveyoubuhbye!” Spike franticly waves his hand, before slamming the door and locking it.
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“So what have you been teaching him these last few years?”
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>”What I didn’t teaching any of that!” Twilight’s blush intensify.
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>Alright you got to admit, it’s fun messing with Twilight.
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“I’m just messing with you Twilight, I’m sure you’re an excellent teacher to the young.”
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>Twilight only response to your complement is to tense up, says nothing, and replace the purple coat around her face with red.
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>Stop being adorable!
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>I’m just trying to be friendly!
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“Alright Twilight loosen up those joints.”
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”There’s going to be a lot of walking, dancing, and carnival games by the end of the night.”
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“And we’re wasting time standing in front of your door, so let’s get started right.”
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“Here you go” you give Twilight the roses and chocolate.
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>She takes your gifts with a gasp
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>”Thank you Anonymous, but you didn’t need to get me these”
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“Yes I did, it’s part of the rules, oh and call me Anon much faster that way.”
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>She looks at you for a moment, before panic swept her off her hooves.
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>”Rules?” “What rules?!” “When did they make rules?!” “Why didn’t anyone tell me about these rules?!” “Where can I read about these rules?!”
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“Whoa, whoa calm down Twi, the rules are mostly a guy thing so don’t worry about em.
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>This seems to pull her out of her panic attack.
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>”Are you sure, aren’t there any rules for mare?”
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“Yeah there is one rule for mares.”
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>Before she could explode a million and one questions.
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>You drop to one knee, and reach out with you left hand.
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>Your hand makes contact with her neck, and you begin to gently scratch.
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>You’ve read that horses liked getting their neck scratched, it should work on ponies too.
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>Lo and behold it does.
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>Twilight melts in your hand
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>Quivering from your touch, she unexpectedly lets out a small moan.
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>Wow she’s really getting into it.
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>To Twilight’s dismay, you remove your hand, as you stand up.
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“The only rules a cutie like you has to worry about is having fun and enjoying the night. You tell her with a smile.
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“Come on Twi let’s get outta here.”
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>You turn towards Ponyville, as you both start walking to the night started in earnest.
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>You’re glad Twilight has 24/7 access to her own train for her personal use.
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>You both board, and grab a seat waiting on the train to get a move on.
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>You sit down with you left arm hanging over the back of the seat, while Twilight sits a respectable distance from you.
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>There is a silence between the two of you.
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>Which is odd see how earlier you both had no problem speaking to each other.
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>Maybe she thinking about something?
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>While you were in thought, the train started to move, and begins its journey towards Ponyville.
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>Sadly the train cart remains devoid of any conversation.
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>Shit you wish you know what to talk to her about.
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>Really you only know through word of mouth and looks alone.
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>Which is why you’re trying the whole “let’s be friends” angle.
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>But it’s kind of obvious that Twilight wants more than that.
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> And you’ve been playing off that to get through the night.
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>Which makes you a shitty person.
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>Well that ends ri-
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>Before you could finish that thought.
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>Twilight invades your personal space, and leans her body against yours, and rest head on your chest.
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>Turning your head downward, your eyes meet hers.
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>For a moment you’re breathless and thoughtless.
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>The longer you stare into her violet irises, your heart beats faster.
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>So she was thinking on how far she should go.
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>Pushing it to the limit with the boldest move she could make without kissing you.
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>Well it looks like cupid wins.
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>It would be easier to stop resisting and just fall in love with purple alicorn.
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>Although you’re not going to let have all the fun.
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>Taking your hand off the seat, you wrap it around Twilight’s waist, and pull her closer to you.
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“Comfortable?’
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>Twilight releases the breath she was hold in, and adjusts herself letting more of her body rest against yours, while never breaking eye contact with you.
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>”Yes” she says with a smile.
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>Looks like you’re going down the Twilight route, but you still know little to nothing about her.
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“Hey Twi what is your favorite thing to do for fun?
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>For the remainder of the train ride you got to know who Twilight Sparkle is from her own mouth, instead from the mouths of other.
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>You learned that Twi favorite time sink was time spent with her friends, no matter how silly, chaotic, or life threating.
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>If she can’t hook up with any of her friends, then she hunkers down either in her room, or the castle’s library with several book, all over different subjects.
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>Even though Twilight tries her damnedest to keep her enthusiasm about literature to a minimum.
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>She still nerd out on a few authors and novals, then she would shut her mouth with a blush.
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>Too bad for her, you like when she does that.
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>She just gets so into it, and every inch of her being is just vibrate ecstatic when trying to explain the author ideology.
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>It was fucking adorable.
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>Twilight also asked her far share of questions.
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>Even though you don’t have the same admiration for literature as Twilight does, you still name off a few authors that you liked back on Earth.
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>When you had any time to yourself, you spent it keeping in shape.
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>Now you aren’t McBuff McLarge, but you aren’t a slouch either.
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>Just in the middle was good enough for you.
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>And when you’re not doing that, you are on the computer (which somehow got here, with working Wi-Fi, but hey you’re not complaining.)
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>Of course Twilight asked what a computer was, how does it work, what does it look like, etc.
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>But you promised her after tonight, you’ll show her everything she wants to know in full detail.
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>While you two were talking, you felt the train start to slow down.
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>Look out the window you see that the Ponyville train station was steadily approaching.
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>Damn that was fast.
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>It only takes a few moments for the train to reach the station, and come to a complete stop.
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>The conductor emerges from the pilot into your car.
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>”We have arrived at Ponyville station, all passengers depart safely, and have a happy H&H day!”
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>As he was talking, he opened the side door to your car, and stepped back.
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>You and Twilight get up from your seats, and head out to find.
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>An empty train station.
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>The fuck?
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>Where are the paparazzi?
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>The cameras going wild with flashes trying to get the princess and her date in an awkward pose?
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>There isn’t even an out of place cardboard bush anywhere in sight
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>”Anon?”
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>Twilight’s voice brought you back to the real world.
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“Oh sorry, just thinking on what to do first.”
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>Twilight ponder for a moment before responding.
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>”Well I’m a little hungry, so dinner might be a good place to start.”
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“Awesome, didn’t think you got reservation for tonight.”
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>”I don’t, but I know a place that doesn’t need a reservation, come on lets go”
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>With that Twilight makes her off the platform, with a very obvious spring in her step
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>You follow behind, thankful that Twilight had some place in mind for dinner.
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>Because the only place you eat at on a daily basis is a sandwich shop.
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>Not the most romantic spot now is it?
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>Twilight takes you to a place called “Leeks Get Eat”.
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>It was built similarly like a log cabin only bigger.
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>But there is a problem here.
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>There are no lines.
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>It’s H&H day, there should at least a line in front of every restaurant.
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>”I really do love this place.” Twilight says, as she walk starts walking.
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>You follow behind her as she speaks
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>”No lines, no reservations, and most importantly it’s amazingly quite here, makes it the perfect place to eat lunch and read a good book.”
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>”Ponyvilles precious diamond in my opinion”
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>As you both approach the doors, you try to get a head of her to open the door like a gentleman.
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>But Twilight just open the doors with her magic.
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>Well okay then, see if I pull your chair out for you.
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>… Ah who the hell are you kidding, you’ll still do it.
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>Once you are both inside, you can see why Twilight loves this place.
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>Holy shit this place is comfy.
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>A fireplace filled the room in a warm, and bright.
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>Serene music played in the background, a stark contrast to the blaring fanfare outside.
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>The furnishing was like every big game hunter wet dream.
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>Well minus the trophies.
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>And much more tables and booths.
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>Looking around, you mostly see the older population of ponies here.
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>Would explain the why everything is trying to be as tranquil as possible
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