Luna's Fattening Retirement

 

A polite clap filled the air as the camera panned over to reveal Princess Celestia. She was looking sharp as could be, donning a very professional looking suit and a wide smile. “Oh goodness, you flatter me. It IS former princess after all. Please, call me Celestia. I no longer bear such a regal title.”

 

The news mare nodded ever so slightly. “Yes yes, of course! My apologies, Pr...Miss Celestia. We know it's been five years since your retirement but old habits die hard, you know. I was only a little filly when I saw my first Summer Sun Celebration and it does leave a lasting impression, you understand?”

 

Celestia gave a small chuckle. “You aren't the first to try and call me princess and I'm sure you wont be the last. Even my replacement tries to call me princess every time she sees me!”

 

Another giggle filled the news room. “It must certainly be interesting now that you've released yourself from the shackles of running an entire country as well as doing the impossible task of moving the sun. Tell us, what has been your favorite part of becoming a normal mare?”

 

A big smile spread across Celestia's face. “Hands down being able to meet with ponies and have quality moments with them. As you said, old habits die hard and while I may not be responsible for the country anymore, I still see everypony as my subjects. There have been days and weeks dedicated just to one or two ponies to see how they make the most of themselves.”

 

“Humble as always. Are there going to be more stories just like that in your new book?” The news mare was quick to segue to the real reason topic at hand.

 

“There are quite a few! Centuries and centuries worth of interesting, scary and tense moments during my long, LONG stay at Canterlot Castle.” Celestia sighed. “Far too many to put in such a small book, I'm afraid.”

 

“I'm sure there would be a hefty volume of pages just from the things you're done after retirement. Did I hear right about you taking a skydiving lesson this week? Ma'am, I know you have all the time in the world to have fun but what fun is it for an alicorn to go skydiving?”

 

“To try something new, of course! The instructors thought I was just as silly but you can't recreate the thrill from knowing you can flap your wings at any time. Not to mention getting up that high can be really exhausting! I still don't know how the Wonderbolts do it.” Celestia replied.

 

“Neither do I. There is one more thing I and everypony out there has been curious about.” The reporter looked to Celestia for her reply. “You've been in the spotlight since your retirement but where is former princess Luna? One day she was with you at the castle and the next day, she disappeared off the face of Equestria. She isn't doing anything dangerous or lost anywhere, is she?”

 

“Oh, nothing like that.” Celestia smiled for the camera. “Everypony, my sister Luna is fine. As the former guardian of the night and protector of dreams, my dear Lulu has always been a behind the scenes sort of mare. While we both shared the same rank and power, She had little desire to be a “face” for politics. When it came time to retire, Luna found a little niche to keep her happy and is simply enjoying herself. Nothing more.”

 

“Any chance she might tag along for some fun down the line?” The reporter asked.

 

“Perhaps. For now, she is relaxing how she sees fit. Luna is her own mare and is more than capable of taking care of herself.”

 

“Mmm.....five more minutes....” A sleepy groan echoed through the dark living room. It was hard to tell if the living room was bare or if the room itself was too big. There were no furnishings, plants paintings or windows. There was simply a wooden television display surrounded with DVD racks filled to the brim with movies and video games. A small coffee table sat near a wide sofa littered with empty boxes, The giant television sitting on the display cast a blue glow through the room, slowly rousing the owner of such a giant apartment from her couch bound nap.

 

“Celestia, get ouuuut....” Luna opened her eyes with a weak groan. Her eyes focused on the television to see her sister's smiling face. “Oh...Once more showing your face on that shallow tabloid news channel, sister? They are simply using you to get cheap views.”

 

“That's all we have time for! This was your five o'clock news update. Please join us at nine tonight as we discuss the current trade discussions of Saddle Arabia.” The news show swapped to a commercial, giving Luna a perfect excuse to change the channel.

 

“Hmm...anything good on at five?” Luna flipped through the channels for a while before slumping on the couch. “Who am I kidding? There's NOTHING good on at this hour unless you like the same syndicated junk.”

 

A small gurgle snapped Luna from her channel surfing. “Good idea. Breakfast time!” Some might argue that five P.M isn't quite breakfast time but Luna had long stopped listening to those type of ponies. She pulled herself from her couch and walked to her kitchen.

 

The former princess didn't quite make it. Her wide, soft hips brushed the sides of the door way and pinned her wide rear in place. “Drat...how dare this infernal building stop me from my one true love! Come on, let go!”

 

Luna shimmied, squeezed and pulled herself free. Her gigantic body wobbled for a few moments as she struggled to catch her breath. There was no way anypony was going to say Luna was the smaller sister anymore. Luna's new niche hobby, as Celestia had so kindly put it, was to vegetate in front of the television, play video games and eat. Five years of constant laziness, horrible junk food and a total disdain for anypony's opinion had certainly changed Luna.

 

Two large, melon sized breasts sat free atop a monstrous, gluttonous gut. An uncontrollable beast of a stomach that knew what it wanted and always asked for more. It jutted out before the one regal mare with such dominance and force. A perfect, blue dome that wobbled whenever Luna would waddle about, sit down or breathe after a gigantic meal.

 

Her rear was even more impressive. Thick , fat hips flared out from her sides, taking up the same space as three mares of Celestia's size. Luna's ass was immense and could properly fill out her gigantic couch so that each wobbly, jiggly cheek sat snug against the armrests. Her belly draped down past her tree trunk thighs and hid her fat laden knees. A testament to her gluttony. Luna's entire appearance was made all the more vulgar due to her refusal to wear clothes while at home. Every little wobble, every shake and jiggle, every inch of sexy, flowing flab was exposed for any and all to see. Her belly let out another angry gurgle, demanding the lardy mare start cooking the first thing Luna could get her hands on.

 

Luna's eyes lit up as she found exactly what she was looking for. She grabbed an eighteen count box of cookies and cream flavored pop tarts and began cramming them into her mouth. As she did, Luna turned on her oven and began to cook. Pancake batter was whipped up as bacon and eggs fried in the pan. Cinnamon rolls were baked to perfection. An entire gallon of chocolate milk was prepared as Luna continued to demolish the pop tarts. Soon, enough food for a whole family was magically teleported into the living room. Luna peeked inside the box of pop tarts only to find it completely empty. “A fine snack, I suppose.” She mused before tossing away the box.

 

The wide, jiggly mare pulled herself back into the living room and sat down with a huff. All the moving around in the kitchen was a huge workout. Still, it would all be worth it. Luna opened the gallon of chocolate milk and took a small swig before stuffing her face once more. The eggs were dripping with cheese, her cinnamon rolls were layered with gooey, sugary frosting, No bite was complete without a bacon strip or two. It was a true feast, one that could have easily satisfied any normal pony.

 

Luna was no ordinary pony. What should have taken hours to eat was gone in mere minutes. Her fat, round belly slowly bloated bigger with each bite, happily accepting the abundance of calories. All too soon, the meal was over. It happily sloshed about in Luna's vast stomach as she drained the last of the chocolate milk. She leaned back into her couch and sighed, rubbing her stomach with pride. A loose bit of gas rushed up her throat, filling the air with a messy, crude belch.

 

“Ohh yeaaaaa, That's it...” Luna smirked to herself. She looked down to see her body yielding to her touch. Her hands sank deep into her belly, her breasts wobbled with every little motion, every roll of skin and flab was intoxicating. Another little gurgle came from deep inside Luna's tummy. She frowned. “Still hungry? Bah, I don't want to go back to the kitchen and cook more.”

 

She charged up her horn and summoned her cell phone. Luna quickly thumbed over to her saved contacts and began to call them up one by one. “Hello, I'd like to place an order. Yes. Yes, the usual. To Princess Luna's apartment. Free? Oh I simply couldn't.....but if you insist...”

 

Her smile was wide as could be. Nopony DARED charged the former princess for anything she asked for. Not even when her usual orders began to climb into the hundreds of dollars. Luna swiped to the next contact, gleefully ordering more and more food. Pizza, Chinese, southern style comfort foods, burgers, it was all at her fingertips and all of it was at the most affordable price.

 

With enough calories in her stomach to feed a mare for a week, Luna resumed her binge. The burgers and fries disappeared instantly. Her Chinese takeout was shoveled straight into her mouth. Home cooked style ribs, potatoes and green beans were munched, slurped and scooped into her drooling mouth. Pizza after pizza after pizza was forced into her expanding stomach.

 

A greasy hand rubbed her belly before rushing up and groping her fat tits. “Mmmm....that's the feeling. Gosh, I'm getting so full.” Luna let out a huff between bites of her fattening second breakfast and chugs of soda. Slowly, her horn lit up and created a pair of hands that sunk into her wobbling gut. “Oh yeessss...much better. Keep going.” She begged as she continued to eat.

 

Her horn lit up again, creating a much lewder apparition. A thick, glowing dildo flew through the air for a moment or two before sliding itself between Luna's legs. “Mmmmmfffff!” Luna moaned through a huge bite of french fries as the thick “toy” inserted itself into her wet sex. “Big....sexy....fat....pig.” She moaned. Each word and every desperate gulp of food sent the magical dildo slamming into her.

 

Luna was in heaven. She struggled to keep focus on her food. Even with her endless desire and gluttonous hunger, there were limits. Luna forced down each bite, ignoring the growing aches of her stomach. Her phantom hands did their best to help her relax, forcing out more and more trapped gas to find the room for more. Her lust began to blind her as the dildo began to thrust harder and faster. All the piggy mare wanted was the carnal, savage pleasure of her basic needs.

 

“Aaaaahhhhhh!!!” Luna cried out. Her phantom hands pressed hard into her gut as the dildo made one final slam into her pussy. Luna's horn sparked out as her orgasm hit hard. Her magic faded, leaving her to sit and ride out the pleasure of such a huge, filling climax. She gripped her belly gently as she slumped down and relaxed. “Time to digest....how long will this couch hold me, I wonder.?” Luna mused as she turned down her television and closed her eyes. The only thing she wanted now was a nice, long food coma till dinnertime.