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- >15005559
- Rainbow Dash's friends have decided that Rainbow needs a boyfriend to curb her ego. They also think that you need a girlfriend because you are on your way to become a fatass neckbeard addicted to clop. They have come up with a brilliant solution: to lock you both in a small house. It includes one bedroom, one bed, a full bathroom, kitchen, dining room, living room, a TV and computer. They will feed you but they will never let you out until they are convinced that you both love each other. Princess Twilight can legally do this.
- How did it go?
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- >15012211
- >Princess Twilight can legally do this.
- >How did it go?
- We fooled Twilight.
- We also beat the shit out of her with a pair of paddles and a magic nullifyer strapped to her horn in the privacy of my Equestrian home.
- Rainbow fucked her with a strap-on.
- Then I took a turn.
- Then back to her.
- Then back to me.
- We repeated this until we were convinced that she loved it.
- We weren't convinced.
- Not for a long while.
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- >Convinced the others that things were still shaky between you and Rainbow
- >You're actually best buddies now
- >Stay inside this new home of yours
- >You, Rainbow and Twilight
- >The others come around asking if you'd seen Twilight come by to visit
- >Say she hasn't visited in a long while and that you really couldn't tell, what with their being no windows and such
- >You and Rainbow continue to fuck Twilight endlessly until she either comes to love it and be fed leftovers or die
- >Such is the life of a pair of shut-ins
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- >With Twilight having chosen death over this, Rainbow forces her to eat
- >Unfortunately, Twilight regurgitates whatever is put down her throat
- >It's been too long
- >Twilight dies
- >Both yours and Rainbow's sanity dwindled to naught, the two of you continue to fuck the corpse in the following hours after her passing
- >Time continues to go by
- >There's a skeleton in your closet
- >Within the house; high-impact sexual violence
- >Between you and Rainbow
- >The two of you fucked continuously for hours on end
- >Pinkie comes by to check up on the two of you
- >"Wow-ee-zow-ee, Dash! What's been going on arou-"
- >Both you and Dash gaze at her holding her tray of food
- >Crazed looks in both of your eyes
- >Pinkie starts to tremble and back away
- >You no longer cared for the food
- >You both yank her back inside the safety of your house as she tries to retreat from the abode
- >She is your next prisoner
- >It was only a matter of hours before the princesses were at your door
- >Pinkie was locked in the closet, screaming with a gag in her mouth
- >A skeleton of her former friend
- >"LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!"
- >"THIS IS OUR HOUSE!!!"
- >The two of you screamed at the princesses
- >A woeful look overtakes Celestia's face
- >Luna, using her magic, grasped the two of you in a binding hold, her grip as tough as iron
- >The two royal sisters search around the house, checking in all the rooms
- >Feces and blood littered the floors
- >The rising stench of death, urine and... oh no
- >Racing to the bedroom, they hear muffled cries
- >What followed after opening the closet that day was the start of a long and painful process in a futile attempt to fix things
- >Celestia... had gone mad
- >Many a day had followed with harsh, bitter winds
- >Celestia had vanished
- >Luna stepped up to take the role that her sister had done for a millennium in hopes that some day she may return
- >Perhaps then, the elements will help return her to her former self
- >But that would be for then and this was the now
- >The human and Rainbow Dash were to be publicly executed in Canterlot
- >The first in over four-thousand years
- >It was the only way Luna knew how to deal with such heretical acts that they had committed
- >A silence for another four hundred years following the event
- >There would be no more star pupils, regardless of sheer talent
- >Those who proved themselves too dangerous and powerful with their magic were sent to be privately executed
- >They all lived on in fear
- >Luna knew she was in the wrong, but there was nothing she could do
- >No guidance to help light her way
- >Many a millennium had passed and she was feeling the weight of it all crumbling her bones to dust
- >She wouldn't be able to take much more before inevitably giving out
- >Thankfully, she was wise with her age and taught her subjects the ways of the sun and moon and left it to them to take control
- >Leaving guidelines for them to follow and entrusting upon them the peace that they had once known so long ago
- >"Bring happiness to the land once more."
- >Her dying wish
- >The one thing that had been preserved of the forsaken house
- >Your computer
- >Locked away in a sealed case hidden the deepest depths of Canterlot's vaults
- >The monitor's screen lights up
- >A command prompt with nothing but a single flashing, vertical line on-screen
- >Beep
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