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Rainbow Dash Thread

By EQA
Created: 2020-12-18 03:31:39
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  3. Rainbow Dash's friends have decided that Rainbow needs a boyfriend to curb her ego. They also think that you need a girlfriend because you are on your way to become a fatass neckbeard addicted to clop. They have come up with a brilliant solution: to lock you both in a small house. It includes one bedroom, one bed, a full bathroom, kitchen, dining room, living room, a TV and computer. They will feed you but they will never let you out until they are convinced that you both love each other. Princess Twilight can legally do this.
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  5. How did it go?
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  10. >Princess Twilight can legally do this.
  11. >How did it go?
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  13. We fooled Twilight.
  14. We also beat the shit out of her with a pair of paddles and a magic nullifyer strapped to her horn in the privacy of my Equestrian home.
  15. Rainbow fucked her with a strap-on.
  16. Then I took a turn.
  17. Then back to her.
  18. Then back to me.
  19. We repeated this until we were convinced that she loved it.
  20. We weren't convinced.
  21. Not for a long while.
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  25. >Convinced the others that things were still shaky between you and Rainbow
  26. >You're actually best buddies now
  27. >Stay inside this new home of yours
  28. >You, Rainbow and Twilight
  29. >The others come around asking if you'd seen Twilight come by to visit
  30. >Say she hasn't visited in a long while and that you really couldn't tell, what with their being no windows and such
  31. >You and Rainbow continue to fuck Twilight endlessly until she either comes to love it and be fed leftovers or die
  32. >Such is the life of a pair of shut-ins
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  35. >With Twilight having chosen death over this, Rainbow forces her to eat
  36. >Unfortunately, Twilight regurgitates whatever is put down her throat
  37. >It's been too long
  38. >Twilight dies
  39. >Both yours and Rainbow's sanity dwindled to naught, the two of you continue to fuck the corpse in the following hours after her passing
  40. >Time continues to go by
  41. >There's a skeleton in your closet
  42. >Within the house; high-impact sexual violence
  43. >Between you and Rainbow
  44. >The two of you fucked continuously for hours on end
  45. >Pinkie comes by to check up on the two of you
  46. >"Wow-ee-zow-ee, Dash! What's been going on arou-"
  47. >Both you and Dash gaze at her holding her tray of food
  48. >Crazed looks in both of your eyes
  49. >Pinkie starts to tremble and back away
  50. >You no longer cared for the food
  51. >You both yank her back inside the safety of your house as she tries to retreat from the abode
  52. >She is your next prisoner
  53. >It was only a matter of hours before the princesses were at your door
  54. >Pinkie was locked in the closet, screaming with a gag in her mouth
  55. >A skeleton of her former friend
  56. >"LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!"
  57. >"THIS IS OUR HOUSE!!!"
  58. >The two of you screamed at the princesses
  59. >A woeful look overtakes Celestia's face
  60. >Luna, using her magic, grasped the two of you in a binding hold, her grip as tough as iron
  61. >The two royal sisters search around the house, checking in all the rooms
  62. >Feces and blood littered the floors
  63. >The rising stench of death, urine and... oh no
  64. >Racing to the bedroom, they hear muffled cries
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  66. >What followed after opening the closet that day was the start of a long and painful process in a futile attempt to fix things
  67. >Celestia... had gone mad
  68. >Many a day had followed with harsh, bitter winds
  69. >Celestia had vanished
  70. >Luna stepped up to take the role that her sister had done for a millennium in hopes that some day she may return
  71. >Perhaps then, the elements will help return her to her former self
  72. >But that would be for then and this was the now
  73. >The human and Rainbow Dash were to be publicly executed in Canterlot
  74. >The first in over four-thousand years
  75. >It was the only way Luna knew how to deal with such heretical acts that they had committed
  76. >A silence for another four hundred years following the event
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  78. >There would be no more star pupils, regardless of sheer talent
  79. >Those who proved themselves too dangerous and powerful with their magic were sent to be privately executed
  80. >They all lived on in fear
  81. >Luna knew she was in the wrong, but there was nothing she could do
  82. >No guidance to help light her way
  83. >Many a millennium had passed and she was feeling the weight of it all crumbling her bones to dust
  84. >She wouldn't be able to take much more before inevitably giving out
  85. >Thankfully, she was wise with her age and taught her subjects the ways of the sun and moon and left it to them to take control
  86. >Leaving guidelines for them to follow and entrusting upon them the peace that they had once known so long ago
  87. >"Bring happiness to the land once more."
  88. >Her dying wish
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  90. >The one thing that had been preserved of the forsaken house
  91. >Your computer
  92. >Locked away in a sealed case hidden the deepest depths of Canterlot's vaults
  93. >The monitor's screen lights up
  94. >A command prompt with nothing but a single flashing, vertical line on-screen
  95. >Beep

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