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Rainbow Dash Thread

By EQA
Created: 18th December 2020 03:31:39 AM

  1. Archive: desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15005559/
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  4. Rainbow Dash's friends have decided that Rainbow needs a boyfriend to curb her ego. They also think that you need a girlfriend because you are on your way to become a fatass neckbeard addicted to clop. They have come up with a brilliant solution: to lock you both in a small house. It includes one bedroom, one bed, a full bathroom, kitchen, dining room, living room, a TV and computer. They will feed you but they will never let you out until they are convinced that you both love each other. Princess Twilight can legally do this.
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  6. How did it go?
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  11. >Princess Twilight can legally do this.
  12. >How did it go?
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  14. We fooled Twilight.
  15. We also beat the shit out of her with a pair of paddles and a magic nullifyer strapped to her horn in the privacy of my Equestrian home.
  16. Rainbow fucked her with a strap-on.
  17. Then I took a turn.
  18. Then back to her.
  19. Then back to me.
  20. We repeated this until we were convinced that she loved it.
  21. We weren't convinced.
  22. Not for a long while.
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  26. >Convinced the others that things were still shaky between you and Rainbow
  27. >You're actually best buddies now
  28. >Stay inside this new home of yours
  29. >You, Rainbow and Twilight
  30. >The others come around asking if you'd seen Twilight come by to visit
  31. >Say she hasn't visited in a long while and that you really couldn't tell, what with their being no windows and such
  32. >You and Rainbow continue to fuck Twilight endlessly until she either comes to love it and be fed leftovers or die
  33. >Such is the life of a pair of shut-ins
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  36. >With Twilight having chosen death over this, Rainbow forces her to eat
  37. >Unfortunately, Twilight regurgitates whatever is put down her throat
  38. >It's been too long
  39. >Twilight dies
  40. >Both yours and Rainbow's sanity dwindled to naught, the two of you continue to fuck the corpse in the following hours after her passing
  41. >Time continues to go by
  42. >There's a skeleton in your closet
  43. >Within the house; high-impact sexual violence
  44. >Between you and Rainbow
  45. >The two of you fucked continuously for hours on end
  46. >Pinkie comes by to check up on the two of you
  47. >"Wow-ee-zow-ee, Dash! What's been going on arou-"
  48. >Both you and Dash gaze at her holding her tray of food
  49. >Crazed looks in both of your eyes
  50. >Pinkie starts to tremble and back away
  51. >You no longer cared for the food
  52. >You both yank her back inside the safety of your house as she tries to retreat from the abode
  53. >She is your next prisoner
  54. >It was only a matter of hours before the princesses were at your door
  55. >Pinkie was locked in the closet, screaming with a gag in her mouth
  56. >A skeleton of her former friend
  57. >"LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!"
  58. >"THIS IS OUR HOUSE!!!"
  59. >The two of you screamed at the princesses
  60. >A woeful look overtakes Celestia's face
  61. >Luna, using her magic, grasped the two of you in a binding hold, her grip as tough as iron
  62. >The two royal sisters search around the house, checking in all the rooms
  63. >Feces and blood littered the floors
  64. >The rising stench of death, urine and... oh no
  65. >Racing to the bedroom, they hear muffled cries
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  67. >What followed after opening the closet that day was the start of a long and painful process in a futile attempt to fix things
  68. >Celestia... had gone mad
  69. >Many a day had followed with harsh, bitter winds
  70. >Celestia had vanished
  71. >Luna stepped up to take the role that her sister had done for a millennium in hopes that some day she may return
  72. >Perhaps then, the elements will help return her to her former self
  73. >But that would be for then and this was the now
  74. >The human and Rainbow Dash were to be publicly executed in Canterlot
  75. >The first in over four-thousand years
  76. >It was the only way Luna knew how to deal with such heretical acts that they had committed
  77. >A silence for another four hundred years following the event
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  79. >There would be no more star pupils, regardless of sheer talent
  80. >Those who proved themselves too dangerous and powerful with their magic were sent to be privately executed
  81. >They all lived on in fear
  82. >Luna knew she was in the wrong, but there was nothing she could do
  83. >No guidance to help light her way
  84. >Many a millennium had passed and she was feeling the weight of it all crumbling her bones to dust
  85. >She wouldn't be able to take much more before inevitably giving out
  86. >Thankfully, she was wise with her age and taught her subjects the ways of the sun and moon and left it to them to take control
  87. >Leaving guidelines for them to follow and entrusting upon them the peace that they had once known so long ago
  88. >"Bring happiness to the land once more."
  89. >Her dying wish
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  91. >The one thing that had been preserved of the forsaken house
  92. >Your computer
  93. >Locked away in a sealed case hidden the deepest depths of Canterlot's vaults
  94. >The monitor's screen lights up
  95. >A command prompt with nothing but a single flashing, vertical line on-screen
  96. >Beep
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