The Greased Slut: Full Moon

 

Princess Luna tuned out to the useless plea before her. She sighed and rolled her shoulders a little as she watched the afternoon sun slowly sink towards the horizon. Thankfully, Princess Celestia was there to listen and judge in her sister's mental absence.

 

“Sir, you were told what the dues, fees and taxes on that property were before you leased it to you. If you need to arrange financial services to help pay off your debt, we can assist you there. If all you are here to do is complain, we will gladly take the property off your hooves and resell it to somepony that can afford it.”

 

Princess Luna held back a chuckle as her attention finally wandered to the snooty stallion standing in the middle of the court. “I...I see. I understand, Princess Celestia, and I thank you for your time.”

 

Luna leaned over to her sister and mumbled under her breath. “Good call, sis. He reeks of bits and is just being a cheapskate.”

 

“Hush. At the very least, wait for our subject to be out of the room before you belittle those that support Equestria.” Celestia scolded.

 

The blue princess rolled her eyes and slouched down in her throne. “Is there any more royal business for today?” She called out to the royal adviser.

 

Kibitz, the eldest of the royal advisers and personal scheduler of the courts, approached the thrones with a thick envelope in his magical grasp. “This rather urgent looking package arrived a while ago. Seeing as how we have run out of ponies requesting Your time, it shall be the last official item of the court.”

 

Princess Celestia accepted the package with her magic and delicately opened the thick envelope. “Oh, a letter from Rarity? What could possibly be so urgent that requires us?”

 

“Why send something through the mail when she could simply ask Twilight to write up a scroll and have Spike deliver it?” Princess Luna was intrigued, leaning over her throne as her sister withdrew a hastily written letter.

 

“Dear Princess Celestia and Princess Luna...dreadful...indecent...society rotting at the core. Goodness, Rarity sure has a flair for the dramatics.” Princess Celestia muttered.

 

Princess Luna gripped the package with her magic and pulled a magazine from its depths. “Could be a very serious matter. Rarity IS an element of harmony after all.”

 

“You only care because it isn't taxes, property disputes and law, dear sister.” Princess Celestia smirked as she peeked at the magazine. “What have you found?”

 

Luna stared at the cover in bewilderment. “Um...I'm not quite sure.” The magazine cover was made for the alluring eyes of a stallion for sure, but the image was quite confusing. Two mares, both quite obese, were sharing a box of doughnuts and groping each other around the tummy. “Fat Fashions: the magazine for the trendy mare with a belly” Princess Luna read aloud. She flipped open the lewd book and grew red as a mare's plump rear greeted her.

 

“Wh....what in Equestria is this??” Princess Luna gasped as she continued to flip through the pages. Each mare seemed bigger than the next, greedily eating all sorts of sinful, fattening treats in provocative poses. “Magazines like this exist? How lewd!”

 

“Stallions need to vent, Luna. Those without a proper mate might buy a porno mag like this and find some pleasure with it.” Princess Celestia sighed as she rummaged through the envelope. “So, Rarity thinks that society will crumble just because of a silly little thing like adult entertainment? Jeez...”

 

Princess Luna scoffed. “NOW who is being the passive one, sister? We can't ignore a cry for help like this! Something must be done!”

 

Celestia couldn't help but giggle. “Luna, please. In this day and age, it's not uncommon for newspaper vendors to have a 'backdoor' section with nudie mags like this. There's nothing wrong with self pleasure in moderation.”

 

“Fine. If you wont take it seriously, I will!” Princess Luna grabbed the magazine and the letter with her magic. “You can keep your talk of taxes and property and loans, I'll be out there saving the people from this ludicrous behavior...”

 

The blue princess channeled her magic before dissolving into an inky mist that darted out of the room. Princess Celestia rolled her eyes before getting up from her throne. “As long as she doesn't go overboard...again. Kibitz, is there a moment for a little snack before lowering the sun?”

 

While Princess Celestia ventured to the kitchen, Princess Luna snaked her way through the castle. Her inky form rushed under doors and flew through the halls until she found herself standing before the barracks.

 

The blue alicorn materialized as she kicked open the door. In an instant, her finest squad of bat pony soldiers rushed to her aid. “PRINCESS LUNA! HOW MAY WE SERVE EQUESTRIA?” They chanted out in unison.

 

She smiled at her troops. “Guards, I have a secret operation that needs your help. Level black clearance.” Princess Luna huddled her guards together and presented the illicit magazine. “I need your help gathering any information about this magazine and who makes it. This filth is polluting the streets and corrupting our ponies according to an element of harmony and we must investigate!”

 

A contagious blush spread through the barracks as each stallion realized what their princess was holding. “Yes, I know. Such embarrassing, indecent content! It must be stopped.”

 

Princess Luna pushed the magazine into the closest guard's hooves. “Be careful flipping through it. It's extremely lewd!”

 

The guard opened his mouth, then paused. He bit his lip and looked away from her. “Princess...I can tell you where these come from.”

 

“Good! You shall lead an investigation party tonight and report directly to me with your findings.” Princess Luna grinned as she snatched the magazine back. “Whatever supplies you need, just inform the quartermaster before you go. I'll inform him and allow full clearance for this secret project of ours.”

 

The guard couldn't help but grin as the princess shut the door behind her. “Hey boys, looks like we get the night off. Who wants to go to the greased slut and get hammered?” A massive cheer filled the barracks as several stallions pulled off their armor and rushed out the door.

 

Princess Luna watched as her army of stallions fluttered off into the sunset. “Ah, justice will triumph over this new evil. I'll have to REALLY harp on how much good this is doing when the results slap my sister in the muzzle.” The alicorn spread her own wings and retreated to her room, eager to lift up the moon and begin her brilliant night.

 

With the moon high in the sky, all Princess Luna could do now was wait until she was needed in the dreamer realm. She stared off at the city of Canterlot, hoping to see her guards rushing back with some tidbit of information or maybe even a guilty criminal. When that didn't happen, she began to pace around her bed while trying to read a book.

 

“They'll be here any second, now.....any....second.” Luna groaned as she tossed the book aside. “Where are they! I thought they knew where to find the author of such degeneracy!” She stomped her hoof, frowning as the clock chimed the late hour.

 

“Fine.” Princess Luna sighed as she slipped out of her regalia. “I'll simply get a report in the morning. No big deal.” She slipped into her bed and closed her eyes. Her horn slowly lit up as the blue mare fell asleep, whisking her away to the dreamer realm.

 

She hopped from dream to dream with impatience. All was well in the minds of Equestria, making for another boring night. Princess Luna sighed in defeat as she settled down on a dream bubble above her own body. “Perhaps Celestia was right...maybe I'm getting wound up for nothing.”

 

Just as she was about to return to her body, a loud hiss of static slammed her head. “Oh dear...somepony is in some sort of distress. I must help!” Her astral form flew through the dreamer realm and landed in a noisy ocean of hazy dream clouds.

 

“Hmm...what in the world? Its as if several ponies passed out at once due to some sort of toxin. They're too incapacitated to properly dream.” She poked her head into each dream bubble, wincing as the static screeched in her ears.

 

Princess Luna smiled as she finally spotted a cloud that seemed clear enough to investigate. She poked her head through and blushed as the hazy dream flashed before her eyes.

 

There, sitting between two very fat mares, was her top officer drinking down cider and groping the fat mares next to him. They were busy stuffing themselves and kissing him, making the bat pony blush as hooves wandered under the table. “SOLDIER! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”

 

The shout echoed through Luna's bedroom as she snapped out of her slumber. Princess Luna assumed her shadow form and sped off to the barracks. In an instant, her inky shadow was looming over the guard she spotted in his dreams. His eyes were closed, yet his breathing was fast and his heart was pounding as the shadow grew closer and closer.

 

“Do not think I am fooled by your lame ruse, soldier. Report.” Luna's voice echoed from the magical shadow, forcing the stallion to open his eyes. “My chambers. Five minutes. Any later than that and your rank will be stripped from you so hard, it will make your head spin.”

 

With a small pop, Luna teleported herself back to her bedroom and resumed her form. Her scowl was eternal as she waited for her guard. Her gaze watched the clock at her temper grew shorter and shorter.

 

The door to her chambers slowly opened and her guard slid inside with a mug in his hooves. He took a deep breath before taking a sip of coffee and sitting down. “Reporting, Princess. What do you wish to know?”

 

Princess Luna said nothing as she stood up and approached her captain. She took the mug from his hooves and placed it aside as she pushed her face into his. “Guard. You are going to tell me exactly what happened last night to make you dream such an inappropriate dream, and then you are going to run fifty laps around the castle.”

 

He gulped as the exhaustion slipped from his eyes. “Yes, Princess. The magazine you showed us is the personal publication of a business known as The Greased Slut. We followed the trail until we found the business hiding in Ponyville, then we went undercover to infiltrate.”

 

“The mares drew us in with their bodies and with hard cider and before we knew it, the whole situation was out of control. We tried our best to disengage and regroup but everypony was distracted and separated.”

 

Princess Luna scratched her chin. “Divide and conquer tactics. This business seems to know how to distract even the most loyal of ponies and disrupt even the best trained spies.” Princess Luna groaned as she bit her lip. “Sister did say that stallions do need to unwind in the presence of a mare from time to time, but I didn't think it was THIS bad...”

 

“Captain, forget those laps around the castle. I can see they broke your resolve on purpose to lower your guard and I can't push blame on you for that.” She returned his coffee and smiled. “I want you and your men to recover for tonight, but be ready to return to that dreadful place with a stronger resolve. For Equestria!”

 

“For Equestria! Thank you, ma'am.” The soldier gave Luna a salute before walking out with his coffee. He lazily returned to the barracks with a massive smile on his face, eager to tell his buddies the good news.

 

Princess Luna put all of her trust into her elite guards. Surely they could break through such a den of evil and malice. The alicorn pushed the issues out of her mind and descended to the dining hall for breakfast. Celestia was waiting with a personal stack of pancakes at the table and a big smile.

 

“Good morning, Luna! Sleep well, I hope.” Celestia grabbed the syrup with her magic and poured a generous amount on her pancakes.

 

“Well enough. No troubles during the night to report.” Princess Luna poured her own serving of syrup and began eating.

 

Celestia gave a soft smile before clearing her throat. “So, no troubles even though a large portion of the night guard was off duty?”

 

Luna coughed, forcing her to swallow her bite as quickly as she could. “Nope! No troubles at all! Certainly not!”

 

“So you DIDN'T approve another one of your “Secret Level Black Ops” without my permission again, did you?” Celestia's smile was warm but her eyes were ice cold, chilling Luna to the bone.

 

“Nuh....Nooooooo.” Luna began to sweat, looking everywhere but Celestia's gaze. “I would never! Not after last time...”

 

“Luna....” Celestia sighed as she lifted up a scroll from the table. “The quartermaster sent this order to the coffers last night. Somepony approved them full access and the soldiers took a thousand bits for an unmarked mission.”

 

The blue alicorn said nothing, keeping her mouth busy with more and more pancakes.

 

“It has your seal at the bottom, Luna. You can't ignore this conversation.” Celestia's whole body emanated a chill as her gaze bore straight into her sister. “I'm only going to ask once. Did you send out your guard to find out about that magazine?”

 

Princess Luna gulped hard. Her throat was dry as she mustered up the courage to look her sister in the eyes. “Yes....I'm sorry...”

 

Celestia sighed. “Luna, I know you mean well but you can't just approve things like this. It might have been fine if you had allowed a meager allowance but full access?”

 

“The guards claimed they knew where to go! I figured they would be back with a culprit before the sunrise!”

 

Another heavy sigh slipped through Celestia's lips. “Tell your guards that if they continue to pursue this venture of yours, the coffers are off limits. Any purchases made shall be with their own bits next time.”

 

“Un..understood.” Luna finished her pancakes and hopped out of her seat. “I'll be sure to let them know right this instant.”

 

“Thank you, dear sister.” Celestia's smile brought warmth back into the room, allowing Luna to escape down to the barracks. A giggle slipped out as Celestia shook her head. “As old as we are, I still have to scold her like a filly. Things never change, do they?”

 

For the next few days, Luna tread carefully around the castle as she waited for more updates. Celestia certainly was pleased as her sister actually seemed interested in the court and was doing more around the castle concerning the well being of the subjects. Anything to pass the time while Luna awaited another report.

 

Thankfully, the coffers went untouched. Fewer guards elected to go upon a second “mission” without free financial backing but a small hoofful departed for another round of sneaking, spying and intelligence gathering. Princess Luna was all smiles as the sun rose into the sky, bringing with it one of her loyal guards.

 

“So? What else did you find?” Princess Luna's eyes were glowing with stars as her guard cleared his throat.

 

“We indeed found those magazines at the club. Seems they are using them to promote more business and attract more customers. Nothing fishy seems to be going on. No foul play, no money laundering. Besides the whole perverted bit, it's just a regular business, princess.”

 

The stars faded from Luna's eyes as the last sentence filled her ears. “A regular business? Guard, a regular business doesn't flaunt a mare's rear for attention like that...”

 

“Um..I mean...what I meant was...”

 

“Be sure to inform me of the next scouting the guards partake. You are dismissed.” Luna snorted as she used her magic to fling open the doors of her bedroom. The guard rolled his eyes before retreating to the barracks.

 

“Perhaps I was a bit too eager, just like sister said. Sending stallions to a place like this was SUCH a bad idea.” A smile slowly spread along her face as a brilliant idea sprang into her mind. “My guard may be the finest combatants and spies around, but they are still stallions. What we need is a mare to infiltrate this den of evil.”

 

Princess Luna rubbed her hooves together in glee. “Yes, I think this plan will work just fine. All I need now is the guards to distract everypony while I do some REAL investigating.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two weeks. Two long, boring weeks. Luna was on her best behavior around the castle no matter what. Her only focus was doing the best she could to make the days fly by while keeping her ear trained on the barracks. She sat in wait, grinding her teeth as her guards suddenly seemed uninterested in her mission.

 

“Payday today...anypony wanna head out for another secret black op?” Luna's ears perked up as a juicy conversation came from the barracks. Princess Luna craned her head to the open window and rose from her prone position to eavesdrop on her guards.

 

“Eh, I dunno. It was sweet when we had all those bits to blow that first night but a place as expensive as that needs to be a treat you save up for.”

 

“C'mon, man! Luna is begging us to go. You can hear it when she asks for a report every day. We're basically being paid to be there!”

 

“While that may be true, it really brings you back down from the high when you realize you spent half your paycheck on food...”

 

“Suit yourself. I'm sure somepony will go with me and chill at the greased slut tonight.”

 

It was all Luna needed to hear. She teleported to her room to prepare. “Tonight's the night I finally see with my own eyes just what is going on in this club.”

 

Princess Luna waited till her lone guard flew off toward Ponyville. She made sure nopony watched as she took off high into the sky. The sneaky princess darted from cloud to cloud, keeping her guard in sight as he led her right to the edge of the Everfree forest.

 

She crouched behind the trees and watched the stallion approach the line waiting to enter. The sun set upon Equestria, leaving the long line waiting in the darkness. They began to cheer as a gaudy neon sign clicked to life, displaying a mare shaking her booty in a crude manner.

 

“The Greased Slut. This is indeed the place.” Princess Luna hummed to herself as she watched the stallions grown anxious. The front doors finally opened and two burly looking stallions marched outside.

 

“Hello again, my wonderful friends! Are you ready for another grand Friday night?” A cheer followed such a joyous call from something standing between the two stallions at the door. “Well come on, then. Lets get this party started!”

 

Princess Luna was quick to react. She lit up her horn and concentrated as her body faded into her wispy shadow form. The shadow pressed itself against the ground and zoomed towards the open door, dodging the stampede of hooves as Princess Luna successfully infiltrated the building.

 

The low light of the club helped the shadow slide off to an unoccupied corner of the room. Princess Luna raised herself up off the floor and watched as the stallions filled the club with mugs of cider in their hooves and strange masks on their faces.

 

“Interesting...just like the dream. The more I see of this place, the more I'm convinced this is a cult! Where are the mares?” Princess Luna thought to herself.

 

Her shadow form vibrated as the speakers behind her began to blare music at insane levels. Princess Luna recoiled from the harsh noise and fled to the opposite end of the room as the mares slowly waddled from the back to roam the floor and dance on stage.

 

“How in Equestria can anypony TOLERATE that? My word...” Luna refocused herself and began to observe this party for herself.

 

She watched as the mares smiled and danced for the customers, all while eating their food and pushing their stomachs outward with glee. Several mares took the stage to dance, encouraging the stallions to throw their bits as the fat mare devoured a massive meal.

 

“Gluttony, sloth, greed...it's all here in this den of sin.” Princess Luna scoffed as she watched a stallion bury his face into a mare's butt crack. “These ponies are lost and I must help them.”

 

Princess Luna was about to leave when she spotted the creature from before. He stood on two legs like a minotaur but was much, much smaller. His face was obscured by a green mask much fancier than those around him. A slick, black suit hid the rest of his body, making it hard for Luna to see more of his features. “Is this...the leader?”

 

“Another round! Cheers, boys!” He shouted, pushing his mug to his lips. The being cheered again as he finished his cider first, laughing as he poured himself another drink. With quick strides, he was looping the club over and over, smiling at his customers while groping at the mares.

 

“You're the best, Mister Green!” Several of the stallions and even the mares cheered as he brought more and more drinks to the already tipsy crowd.

 

Princess Luna crept behind him and shadowed him for the rest of the night. Luna watched as he served food, delivered drinks and made sure the stallions were handing him an outrageous amount of bits. “No doubt. This is the one in charge.” She boasted as she followed him up a secret stairwell.

 

The strange creature stepped inside an office and watched the crowd from above. Luna took her time to search around as he busied himself with some paperwork before fleeing back downstairs.

 

“I've seen enough.” Luna's shadowy form slipped out of the office and squeezed under the front door of the club. “This Mister Green is obviously brainwashing these stallions for their money and there's something in the drinks and the food to keep everypony docile to his word.”

 

Luna slowly morphed back into her regular form and spread her wings. “Tomorrow night is going to be a win for morals and ethics in Equestria. I just know it.” She took off back towards the castle, her mind buzzing with possible strategies to take down this despicable being.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Time for another wonderful night. Fridays always bring in the best crowd.” You smiled as you donned your mask. A certain pep was in your step as you rushed down the stairs and peeked backstage. “How are all my large, lovely ladies doing tonight?”

 

“Just fine, Mister Green!” They smiled back at you as they struggled to fit into their outfits for the night. You couldn't help but stare as your sexy mares jiggled about as they stuffed round tummies and plump asses into outfits that could barely contain them.

 

Your bouncers gave a little nod as you approached the doors to the club. “Here we go, boys. Get ready to shine.”

 

Before they could open the doors for you, a violent kick nearly wrenched them from the frame. Standing outside wasn't the usual crowd of horny stallions but a platoon of armored bat ponies, weapons drawn and at the ready.

 

Standing triumphantly in the middle of the squad was a tall, blue mare. “Mister Green, by order of Princess Luna, commander of the night guard and guardian of dreams, you are hereby under arrest for manipulating the fine citizens of Equestria and endangerment to your female employees.”

 

For once in your life, there was no witty comeback. No smart reply. You stared at the legion of guards and the imposing princess in awe. “Uh...can we talk about this? Maybe over some cider or something?”

 

“Oh, you'll be talking alright. Take him in!” Princess Luna commanded. You gasped as the guards moved with haste, binding your hands behind your back and taking you to an armored wagon.

 

“Boys, you know what to do.” You called back to your bouncers. A swift jab to the gut knocked the wind out of you, forcing you to crumple over. A magical grip aided you back to your feet before shoving you into the chariot.

 

“Hey! Take it easy!” Your cries were ignored as a black bag was forced over your head. The door to the wagon slammed shut, then launched into the air in seconds. Such sudden momentum had you bouncing around like a pinball, disorienting you hard.

 

After the rough take off, things were relatively smooth. The only company was the steady flaps of bat wings in the silent night. If Princess Luna was the one apprehending you, there was only one place you were going to end up. A groan filled the wagon as you realized how long and boring the flight to Canterlot was going to take.

 

An eternity passed by before the wagon finally landed. Another bump to the head left you moaning in pain as the guards yanked you out of your prison and forced you to your feet. The bag stayed on, keeping you blind as they made you march forward.

 

The walls echoed as you marched through a winding hallway. A chill wrapped itself around you as the night air faded to something much more sinister. Dank, stale and cold, you felt as if the air itself was squeezing your lungs. The bag was clinging to your face as you desperately struggled to breathe.

 

A sudden shove sent you tumbling to the cold, stone floor. You simply sat on the floor, not eager to anger the guards any further. They yanked you up and placed you on a stool, then marched away. The silence was deafening, making your ears ring as time began to slip by once more.

 

Slowly, the bag was pulled off your face. You blinked, trying to adjust when a burning light was pointed at you. “AHH! WHAT THE FUCK?” Any attempt to look away was thwarted as the intense light followed your face.

 

“Mister Green.” A cold voice echoed through the tiny room. “You will tell me what you hope to achieve by controlling the citizens of Ponyville with your odd magic and indecent entertainment.”

 

“Run a successful business! Make ponies happy! What the hell is with this inquisition??”

 

A sharp blow to the ribs left you reeling and gasping for air.”Silence. You will speak only when I ask for it. I know you are corrupting the ponies of Ponyville to give you their money. What are you using it for?”

 

You struggled to sit straight. The air was still gone from your lungs and the blinding light was doing you zero favors. “All of my businesses in Ponyville and Canterlot are legitimate businesses! I've gone through all the proper channels from the mayor's office, notaries, paperwork...I even paid my taxes last month!”

 

The voice chuckled. “You? Pay taxes? Why in Equestria should I believe a fiend like you pays taxes?”

 

“Because I DO! Because if I didn't, my businesses could be seized and then I wouldn't be able to pay my workers...”

 

“Ha, what a story. I heard those mares all swoon over you when you called out. Tactics like this scream changeling in disguise.”

 

You shook your head. “I'm just a guy looking to get drunk, surround myself with cute mares and maybe get some action in bed. Your guards certainly seemed keen to that idea when they visited.”

 

“LIES! You took over their minds!”

 

“So why did they come back? Surely the unmovable guards of the castle should have more resolve and training to resist changeling mind games? Unless they actually wanted to come back for good food and a show.”

 

“Call one of them in here. Hell, call every single guard in here and ask them what they think!”

 

Silence. You heard a chair slide back and a door open. Without the voice distracting you, there was finally a moment to look away from the light and inspect your surroundings. Cold stone lined the walls of this tiny room, making you feel rather claustrophobic without the moon or the stars above you. A tiny desk, something that looked like a lamp and a chair was sitting in front of you. If you had to guess, this was some sort of interrogation room.

 

The door opened again and a stallion grabbed you out of the seat. You were pushed into a nearby cell with haste. A bit of magic released the bindings on your wrists, finally giving you a moment to properly relax. “Stay quiet and be reasonable and we might go easy on you.”

 

“What a fucking night...” You muttered. The cell was small and cramped with barely any room to properly stretch. It lacked a bed or any sort of comfort save a toilet crammed into the corner. “I just hope that whoever fucked up realizes it soon.”

 

While you sat in your cell, Princess Luna was off. Her face was fuming red as she marched over to the barracks. “Insult MY guards like that? Who does he think he is. No WAY my guards would be caught dead in a place like that!”

 

Princess Luna barged into the batpony barracks with a smug grin. “Soldiers, report in!” In an instant, all the guards not assigned to patrols surrounded their princess. “I have an odd request. A simple set of questions for you.”

 

“For any of you that are lacking in a personal mate, would you ever be caught in any sort of degenerate place where the mares shake their flanks for attention and bits?”

 

A few of the guards coughed, looking away to hide their blush. “No need to be shy. I only want honest answers here.”

 

One guard slowly rose his wing into the air. His bravery set of a small chain reaction, prompting more of Luna's guards to raise hoof or wing. The princess felt her bravado slowly deflate as most of her guards admitted their guilt.

 

“Really? I...don't understand. Don't you all want pure maidens to share your life with?”

 

“Of course we do.” The closest guard smiled. “The dream is to retire from the guard a decorated hero and live with your sweetheart of a mare...but I mean, I'm young and still looking for adventure, ya know? Too early to tie myself down to one situation.”

 

Princess Luna couldn't believe what she was hearing. “Anypony else share his ideals?”

 

A few more hooves and wings went up. “Nothing wrong with a good time, right?”

 

The princess sighed as she shook her head. “You are dismissed.” She quickly turned around and rushed out of the barracks. “He mentioned taxes...surely there is a record of these payments?

 

“Kibitz....Kiiiibiiiitz....” Princess Luna whispered as she jabbed the sleeping adviser on the shoulder. “I need to know where the tax records are kept.”

 

The elderly stallion groaned as he opened one eye. “The...the tax records? Miss Luna, do you know how LATE it is?” He stopped and opened both eyes as he stared at the princess. “The TAX records? Miss Luna, are you feeling well?”

 

Princess Luna snorted. “I am just fine, Kibitz. I'm sorry to disturb you so late but I need to see the tax records for the last six months. I...uh....just got an alert from my sister that something fishy is happening in Ponyville and she wanted me to take a moment to look it up.”

 

“Tax records are kept in the filing room down the hall from the library. We should have a bat pony there if you need any further assistance.....Good night, Miss Luna.” Kibitz huffed as he rolled away from the smiling alicorn.

 

“Lets see....taxes...taxes....here we go! Tax reports for every member of Ponyville.” She scanned the page quickly with her hoof. “The top earners for Ponyville are three residents. Filthy Rich, Carrot Cake and Anonymous.”

 

“Filthy Rich...owner of barnyard bargains, the retail store...Carrot Cake, owner of Sugarcube Corner...and...and...co-owner of the greased slut....and Anonymous...oh my goodness!”

 

Princess Luna gasped as she looked at the long list of businesses you owned. At the very bottom were your latest ventures. “A location in Ponyville operating for two years, a location in Canterlot operating for six months and the magazine company...”

 

Unsatisfied, Princess Luna began digging even harder. Every business venture she investigated, the numbers added up. Just as you claimed, every business had gone through the proper channels and signed in all the right places. “Some of these even bear my sister's seal. Everything is properly maintained and correct.”

 

Anxiety began to well up in Luna's chest as she found the section of various donations made by you over the years you've been in Ponyville. “What...what if Celestia was right? Am I wrong for believing what Miss Rarity said?”

 

Luna rushed back to the dungeons to find you crouched in the corner. “So...which name do you prefer? Anonymous or Mister Green?”

 

“When the mask is on, Mister Green runs the club.” You removed the green mask from your face and flashed Luna a smile. “Otherwise, I'm Anon, the human who found his life turned upside down in this crazy, pony filled world of magic, cotton candy hugs and silly princesses locking me up for nothing.”

 

“One more question.” Princess Luna sighed as her magic levitated a thick envelope towards you. “Do you happen to know the element of harmony known as Rarity?”

 

You stared at the opened envelope for a moment before grabbing it out of the air. Tipping it upside down revealed one of your magazines and a letter demonizing you worse than Tirek. A slow, heavy sigh escaped you. “Princess....might I have a moment to myself?”

 

Princess Luna turned around. What came out of your mouth was a symphony of screams, curses and enough profanity to make the alicorn bite her lip in worry. She waited a few seconds after your shouting stopped, then turned around to find you panting in front of a torn letter.

 

Your face burning red as you struggled to recover your breath. “If you must know, Rarity has had a bug up her butt ever since I started my adult business in Ponyville. I have NO CLUE why she hates me so much, but she has been trying to shut me down for YEARS!”

 

The prison was silent for a moment before Princess Luna grabbed a key from the wall. She slid it quickly into the lock and opened the door. “Anonymous...I am SO VERY sorry! I have nopony but myself to blame for going along with this before properly checking on things.”

 

“I was so sure that an element of harmony would be looking out for the best interests of Ponyville. If there is anything I can do to repay you, name it.”

 

You held up your hand. “Please, Princess. Just get me home. I don't know how late it is, if my club even opened for tonight or even where exactly I am.”

 

Princess Luna blushed for a moment before leading you outside. “So...when exactly did you visit my club? I would have welcomed royalty with a smile and a drink, you know.”

 

“Oh! I..slipped inside using magic. Used my shadowform spell to tail you around for a bit.”

 

“Really? I have anti magic charms built into the door frames. That's quite impressive if you were able to get through undetected.”

 

“Once I cast the spell, there's no further channeling needed. I just move as I please.” Luna charged up her horn and smiled as she slowly faded into the shadows.

 

“Holy shit, that's pretty cool! I can imagine how useful that is.” You took in a deep breath as the musty air of the dungeons began to fade. Soon, you were standing outside on a small plateau hidden in the Canterlot mountain.

 

Princess Luna materialized in front of you. “Guards, please return Mister Green to his business. There has been a huge misunderstanding.”

 

A small, open chariot was pulled in front of you. “Um...is that thing safe in the air?”

 

The bat pony chuckled as you stepped onto the tiny wagon. “All sorts of safety spells embedded in the metal. I could fly upside down on this thing and you wouldn't feel a thing.”

 

You took a small breath and gripped the handrails. “Hey, Princess. If you ever want to see the party from a proper angle, don't be a stranger, okay?”

 

Satisfied, you called out to the guard. “Lets get out of here, dude. I need a drink after this.” The bat pony launched off the plateau, leaving Princess Luna with a lot of thinking to do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It had been two months since the deranged Princess Luna had hauled you into the interrogation room. Thankfully, all the bruises had healed and it was becoming a distant memory. Your reflection in the mirror caught no sight of any lingering wounds, bruises or boo boos, making you smile as you slipped on your suit for the night.

 

“Party time, party time, ready to party all night looooong.” You sang to yourself as you approached your bouncers, just as you did any other night. “Ready to get crazy, boys?”

 

They nodded and parted the doors of the club. “My friends, are you ready for another wild night?”

 

Crickets chirped in reply as you flourished your arms about. It was quickly apparent as to why the usual rowdiness was missing. Towering above the crowd of stallions was Princess Luna, awkwardly smiling at you. “Good evening, An...Mister Green. I am here to partake of your offer of a party.”

 

You cleared your throat and smiled back. “Stallions, you hear that? We get to party with ROYALTY tonight. Be sure to go extra wild tonight to celebrate this wonderful occasion because drinks are half off!”

 

The crowd cheered with enthusiasm, all sharing your massive smile. “LU NA! LU NA! LU NA! LU NA! YAAAAAAY!”

 

Princess Luna blushed as the stallions cheered her name as they crammed themselves into the club. “My...how generous of you. You don't need to go to all that trouble.”

 

“Impossible. I told you that I would show you a party and a party is what you are going to get.” You walked back through the doors and reached into a nearby box.

 

In your hands was a generic, blue mask. “Here. It's dress code that everypony wear a mask to keep their identity a secret.”

 

Princess Luna gave you a goofy look. “Anonymous, you announced my presence and everypony can tell it's me. Matter of fact, why do YOU wear a mask? I've never seen a creature like you before so I would assume that everypony knows who you are!”

 

You chuckled and handed her the mask. “Anypony that might have connected the dots has completely forgotten or simply stopped caring by this point. With all the cider I'm guaranteed to sell tonight, I'm sure the stallions will forget your appearance as well.”

 

The bar was quick to respond to your appearance, rushing over with two mugs of cider and a massive pitcher. “My goodness. Your staff is certainly well trained.”

 

“Only the best for my customers. Did you want anything to eat? We've got burgers, sweets, sushi rolls, tacos and anything else you could ever want.”

 

Princess Luna shook her head. “I'm afraid I didn't bring any bits with me. My sister has been watching the coffers as of late. Makes it hard to purchase things without approval.”

 

You smirked before taking a chug from your glass. “No worries. Princesses eat and drink for free. Get whatever you want. Indulge for once without any worry.”

 

“That does sound quite tempting. I suppose I can see the merit of forgetting your worries for a few hours like this.” Princess Luna raised her mug with her magic and took a small sip. “Ack! This cider isn't sweet at all! It's quite bitter...”

 

A chuckle flew out of your mouth. “It's alcoholic, Luna. Not the stuff for foals but for stallions and mares looking to loosen up and live a little.” You made your point by draining your mug and shuddering hard.

 

Princess Luna stared as you refilled your mug. “But...it tastes awful!”

 

“Sometimes the bad happens before the good. If you don't want it, the bar has soda and water.”

 

The alicorn huffed as she grabbed the mug once more. “I am here to observe the party from your perspective and if you say drinking this is how you relax, than I shall do it too.” She pushed the mug to her lips and tilted it upwards, draining it all in seconds.

 

“Hell yea, Luna! Chug that shit!” You gave her a thumbs up as she slammed the empty mug on the table and stifled a belch. Her mug was refilled instantly, putting a smile on her face.

 

“Oh, Mister Green! Who is this?” Nurse Fedheart grinned as she waddled up to the table. The delightfully fat mare giggled as she leaned in close to you. “I'm surprised she isn't eating anything, knowing you.” She winked at you, making Princess Luna blush as she kissed you on the cheek.

 

“You could fix that by placing us an order for two burgers, cutie. Why don't you get one for yourself and see if some lucky stallion will be your seat while you take a little break?”

 

Nurse Fedheart grinned as she waddled off. “Of course, sir! Sounds like fun!”

 

Princess Luna was blushing hard as you reclined into your chair. “Are...are all the mares here so...forward?”

 

A quick nod was your response. “As long as there is consent, everything is permitted. You seriously can't say that in your vast years on Equestria that you've never seen a stallion that you wanted to drag straight into bed?”

 

Her blush grew even brighter as Luna tapped her hooves together. “I...A mare shouldn't speak of such desires. It's unbecoming of someone of my status.”

 

“Yet you haven't once corrected me when I simply call you by your name, Luna.” You took a drink of your cider and grinned. “I don't care who you are, where you come from or why you are here. As long as you have a good time and keep the bits flowing.”

 

The alicorn bit her lip. “Really? I mean...nopony ever really does that. It's always with the flank kissing and the horseshoe polishing when anypony else tries to approach me.” She sighed and looked away. “I doubt I could ever be that sort of mare. As much as I wish to relax, my status as a princess comes first.”

 

“Well, the night is still young and we still have a lot to experience.” You grinned as Nurse Fedheart was waddling back with your order. “Why don't you give me your final opinion after all is said and done?”

 

Princess Luna gasped as the massive plate was pushed onto her side of the table. “Wow...now THIS is a meal. Celestia always worries about portion control and proper diets but this looks amazing!” The princess grabbed the massive burger with her magic and shoved it towards her muzzle.

 

“Huh, I figured living at the castle would be cool. Personal chefs making whatever you want and all that.”

 

Luna rolled her eyes. “There are soooo many rules at the castle. The chefs and staff are always mindful of them and will often say no to snacking and decline requests for such heavy meals.”

 

“Fuck that. I'll die before being told I can't have a hayburger.” You followed Luna's lead, munching into your burger and chugging down your cider.

 

As much as you wanted to finish, the burgers at your club were always far too much for you to handle. A few bites and a pile of fries sat on your plate as you finished off another mug of cider. “Ahhh...feels good to unwind like this, right?”

 

Princess Luna was in a similar state. She leaned back into her chair, licking her lips as she grabbed the last french fry. “No doubt. If Celestia had seen how much I just ate, she would be demanding I run laps with the guards.”

 

You smirked as Luna's eyes drifted over to your plate. “Say....Anonymous...Are...Are you gonna finish that?”

 

“Help yourself.” You stacked your plate on top of hers, making the princess squee in delight. Her magic eagerly grabbed the rest of your food and shoveled it into her mouth. Another signal to the bar let them know to bring another pitcher as Princess Luna finally began to unwind.

 

The hours passed and the empty pitchers began to pile up. Warm fuzzies washed over your skin as the cider flooded your brain and made you smile. Princess Luna wasn't doing any better, giggling like a filly with every word.

 

“An...An den Cheleishtia saysh “I will NOT be made a fool of!” an den she turnsh around wif MASSIVE shigns on her flanksh dat say “Kick me!” on dem...Oh gosh, she got shooooo many funny looks all day!” Princess Luna burst into a flurry of giggles, her hind legs wiggling hard as she banged on the table.

 

You couldn't help but laugh alongside her. The alcohol made it hard to follow the story but her energy was infectious. The good vibes were cut down as the bar shouted out to the crowd. “Last call for the last dance of the night. Kitchen is now closed!”

 

“Aw crap. Last call.” You straightened up and sighed. “Closing time soon, Luna.”

 

Princess Luna pouted and crossed her forelegs over her chest. “Dang it. I wash havin fun, for once.”

 

“Hey, you can always come back. Nothing is stopping you from visiting.”

 

The alicorn shook her head. “I should be doing prinshess stuff. Bein' here all night wash is already gunna git me in lotsh a trouble.”

 

You stood up as best you could and helped the princess to her hooves. “Ah, I understand. If you ever manage to find some free time, come on back. You're a really nice gal, Luna.”

 

Her face couldn't have been more red as she wrapped a foreleg around you. “Das the nicest thing shompony hash shaid in a while....Tanksh, Mishta Green.” Luna pulled you close into a hug before hobbling outside.

 

“Are you good to fly? I can always let you sleep it off in my office.”

 

“Nah, I REALLY gotta go! Bye!” Princess Luna extended her wings and gave a few uneasy flaps. She slowly ascended into the night sky, giggling as she corrected herself towards Canterlot.

 

As soon as Princess Luna felt her head hit the pillow, she was out like a light. Her drunken haze made it difficult to connect to the dreamer realm, so she simply took the night off. The alarm clock beside her bed was blaring far too early for her liking. Princess Luna snapped open her bloodshot eyes and groaned as the hangover and bloated food belly hit her hard.

 

“Oh goddess above....just...just five more minutes.” She whined as a hoof slammed against her alarm clock. Luna's head was pounding and her body felt like a lead weight...but the few parts of last night she could remember made her grin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It put a smile on your face when Princess Luna returned two weeks later. Her appetite for fun, and for food, seemed to be unmatched as the night flew by with fun banter and excellent food. You couldn't help but grin as her stomach swelled with greasy pizza and cider that night, all while listening to her amazing stories.

 

Gradually, Princess Luna began to visit more often. A fortnight of waiting soon became a weekly appointment. Unsatisfied with just one trip a week, Princess Luna began to show up twice or even three nights to entertain you with more stores. Her company was always welcome, as was that appetite of hers.

 

The frequent trips soon made themselves known on Luna's body. Her tummy was round and chubby, even when it wasn't full with too many tacos and cider. A plump, blue booty jiggled as she walked over to your usual spot. You could see minor love handles forming at her sides as her hips widened with delightful, sexy chub.

 

You weren't the only one to notice. A few of the night guard found it hard to look forward as Luna's new curves grabbed their attention. It was a delight to watch her walk away as her chubby butt bounced sensually with her steps.

 

The blue alicorn sighed as she grabbed a mug and poured herself some coffee. Another late night party was still pounding in her head as she placed a few painkillers in her mouth. Luna sipped her coffee and moaned as the sugary drink eased her weariness.

 

“Rough night, Luna?” Celestia asked from her side of the table.

 

“You could say that. Hopefully our court session is shorter than usual, today. I could use a bit of a nap.”

 

Princess Celestia grit her teeth as she looked at her sister with worry. “If I may make a suggestion? Perhaps cut out the trips you've been taking in the middle of the night?”

 

Luna froze. She slowly looked up at her sister and bit her lip. “What....what are you talking about?”

 

“Please...I've known since the first night you ran off with your guards decked out in armor.” Princess Celestia grabbed her pancakes and moved down the table towards her sister. “I just want to know what you've been up to. You know I worry about you, right?”

 

Princess Luna held her breath for a moment. “I....made a rash decision that night that has actually led to a very interesting friendship.”

 

Celestia stayed silent. “You were right about the whole Rarity thing. She was simply being dramatic about things and I let it all go to my head. The owner of the magazine is a fine gentlecolt and he's been quite generous in showing me how to let go of a lot of my preconceived notions on what ponies SHOULD behave.”

 

“I can certainly see that.” Celestia teased as she poked Luna in her soft tummy. “I'm glad that you found a new friend, but maybe you should cut down on his generosity? A little bit of fun is always needed but a princess shouldn't be coming to court with a hangover every night and more dough on her belly than in the coffers.”

 

Princess Luna blushed as she felt Celestia grope her tummy. “That...That's just a bit of winter weight!”

 

Celestia's snort turned into a giggle. “You know, I invented that phrase during my more decadent, rubenesque days, Luna. Besides, it's the middle of the summer. Nothing but piggy pounds right here.” Celestia continued to jiggle and bounce Luna's tummy in her hooves.

 

“Must you treat me like a child?” Luna groaned as she slid her chair away from her sister's annoying grasp.

 

“Sorry. I just want to make a point. All this fun might end up hampering your ability to do your duties as princess and dream walker and I would hate for the public to get the wrong idea.”

 

Luna rolled her eyes. “And sometimes excessive rules give one the desire to break them.” Luna threatened. “Maybe you've forgotten what it's like to have fun. Maybe you should join me some time...”

 

Celestia shook her head. “Too late for my tastes.”

 

“More party for me.” Luna giggled as she began stuffing pancakes into her mouth. “I'm fine, sister. A bit chubby but fine. I do appreciate your concern but there are some mistakes in life I wish to learn on my own.”

 

“If you insist. Just don't come crying when the tabloids are making fun of you for overindulgence.” Celestia warned as she cut into her own pancakes.

 

“It wont bother me in the slightest.” Luna puffed out her chest as she finished her pancakes. “Now, if you will excuse me, I have a few things I need to attend to before court.”

 

Princess Luna walked out of the dining hall, then looked around. Satisfied nopony was watching, she rushed down the halls straight to her room. Luna locked the door behind her and bolted to her body mirror in the bathroom.

 

The alicorn looked over herself, astonished at her new shape. Her tummy lacked the slim definition it always had, softening up into a small layer of chub. Luna poked and prodded at her gut, blushing as she noticed her face and neck had softened as well. She gulped before turning her rump to the mirror and lifting her tail. “Goodness...Celestia wasn't kidding. I'm....fat.”

 

“Although compared to the mares at the greased slut, I'm still so skinny.” The thought bounced around in Luna's mind all day, stoking a curiosity that Luna had never considered before. Princess Luna had learned the ins and outs of how you liked to party...but she still didn't understand WHY.

 

“Luna? You're here early...” You mused. The sun had barely set under the horizon. Your club wouldn't be open for another hour or so, yet Luna had come knocking on the front door of the club.

 

“Yes, I know. I was hoping to maybe have a more personal chat before you began the festivities for tonight.” Her eyes were burning with intensity and you could feel she came with purpose.

 

“Sure thing. Follow me and we'll go somewhere private.” You led Luna up the hidden stairs and into your office. She took a seat in front of your desk, biting her lip as you sat down in front of her.

 

“Anonymous...you've graciously accepted me here, fed me, and made sure every night I spend is wonderful. I know you like to have a good time but one aspect of this club still evades me. Why fat mares? Why feed them so much?”

 

This question. If you had a dollar for every time you had been asked this, you could close up every business you owned and retire. “There's a very sensual, personal connection you share when you tell someone or somepony that you like them. Their hair, their smile, their body. Something about them that drives you wild.”

 

“It's not only stallions that need company in these lonely times. Mares need it as well. Round mares, skinny mares, tall mares. So many of them think they need to change to make somepony like them. Imagine their smile when a guy like me tells them to grab their favorite snack and pig out.”

 

Princess Luna looked down at herself. “So...if I told you working out was something I enjoyed, you would encourage it?”

 

“Of course. Whatever works best for you.”

 

She rolled her eyes. “You just said that you like bigger mares.”

 

“I like mares who feel good about themselves and confident with their bodies. Some mares are always going to be chubby. Why make them feel bad about it? Why not let them eat as much as they want and tell them they are sexy for it?”

 

Princess Luna sighed. “I still don't understand.”

 

“Tell me, Luna. Did you enjoy eating all the food I served you?”

 

She nodded.

 

“Was there anything WRONG with enjoying all that food?”

 

Her head shook back and forth.

 

“So is there a problem? If you don't mind me saying, you're quite an attractive mare. Stallions would die a thousand deaths just to look upon your face.”

 

Princess Luna blushed. “I...Thank you.” She bit her lip as a hoof wandered down to her chubby tummy. “I...have another question.” Her mouth suddenly became dry as her gaze returned to you.

 

“What would you do...if I said I was curious about the physical aspect of all this? How would you go about...fattening me up?”

 

Your eyebrow raised slightly as Luna's blush grew brighter. “You? Oh my dear, I'd find a banquet fit for a princess and then lovingly stuff every morsel into your mouth until your stomach was as bloated and tight as it could be, all while I rub and kiss your tummy all over.”

 

Princess Luna shuddered. “That...sound very sensual indeed.” Her breath was rapid as she squirmed in her seat. “I have never had a stallion describe the act of eating food so seductive and powerful before.”

 

The intercom buzzed, calling the chefs working hard in the kitchen. “Boys, I need two large pizzas, five hayburgers and a platter of fries and a mega sized bento box up here. Throw in a couple shakes as well.”

 

“Anonymous!” Princess Luna gasped as you placed your order. “What are you doing?”

 

“Isn't it obvious?” You grinned as you clicked the button that released your hidden bed from the wall. “You said you were curious about why I like what I like and the only reason to help you understand is to show you.”

 

A massive scarlet blush flushed Luna's face. She looked over to the bed and back towards you as a cold sweat began to run down her neck. “You...You jest!”

 

“Luna, I can cancel the order if you want.” You grinned as you loosened your tie. “We can forget this ever happened and we can go downstairs and talk like we always do.”

 

You stood up and slowly reached out towards the nervous princess. She shuddered as your hands molded against her tummy and gave her cute chub a squeeze. “Or you can stay and find out just how much your tummy can hold.”

 

Princess Luna bit her lip as you continued to touch her tummy. “Why....Why is it so much better when YOU do it? Oh goodness...” Her eyes fluttered for a moment as she lost herself to the pleasure. A small gurgle called out from her stomach, pleased with the massage.

 

“Somepony sounds hungry.” You smirked as you pulled your hands away. A sharp knock echoed through the office as the kitchen crew delivered their massive payload of food. “Thanks, boys!”

 

You turned to Luna and smiled. “I'll give you one last chance to refuse. I can't make you do this. You have to want it on your own.”

 

The princess sniffed the air, licking her lips as she caught the scent of all that food. “I suppose just once, to say I tried it.” Luna eased herself onto the bed and looked at you. “So what now?”

 

“I want you to relax. Don't worry if things get a little messy or if you feel a little full. Sit back and enjoy being pampered.” You grabbed one of the massive hayburgers and pushed it to her lips. “If you wish to stop for any reason, just say the word “mailbox”, Okay?”

 

Luna nodded as she opened her mouth. Her eyes widened as you pushed a bit more than she was used to eating at once into her mouth. She moaned as your free hand was already rubbing her belly, encouraging her to swallow the giant bite.

 

The next bite went down as smoothly as the first. You watched with joy as Luna closed her eyes and relaxed in your bed. Thick, heavy swallows made her neck bulge out as her tummy slowly began to swell and grow.

 

“One burger down, four more to go.” You told her. She let out a sigh before opening her mouth and accepting her next bite. A little coo escaped her as your lips grazed her beautiful tummy, pushing past her soft coat and kissing her expanding flesh.

 

Before both of you knew it, all the burgers were sloshing away inside Luna's tummy. Her hooves aided your hands, finding areas of tension and easing them away. The stuffed princess belched hard, moaning as the tight pressure faded.

 

Her lips were wrapped around a straw, slurping away at a shake as you continued to rub her growing gut. Big, heavy sloshes filled the room as Princess Luna continued to stuff herself. The fries would be for later. Instead, you grabbed one of the various sushi rolls and placed it in Luna's mouth.

 

The smaller bites were helping her keep a steady pace. Her stomach was swelling faster and faster, rising up like an inflated beach ball looming over her. The princess groaned in discomfort as a sharp hiccup made her belly wobble hard.

 

“You feeling okay? Need to stop?”

 

Luna shook her head. “More....I need more of that touch. Keep feeding!” She demanded.

 

Never one to disappoint, you grabbed the rest of the sushi rolls and pushed them into her mouth. Luna's stomach gurgled and glorped as it struggled to find more room for the heavy meal. Another kiss made the heavy princess blush as you did your best to aid in her discomfort.

 

Her stomach was massive and bloated. It rose with every inhale, nearly casting a giant shadow on her chest. “I....I'm so full.” Princess Luna moaned. She took in a sharp breath and tried to flex her stomach inward.

 

“More.” She commanded, even as her stomach cried out with a furious gurgle.

 

A cold sweat began to drip down her face as Luna began to force each slice of pizza into her stomach. Her bites were slow but she was determined to finish. Her belches slowed down as her stomach failed to find more space to put all of her fattening meal.

 

“You sure you're okay? This is your first time and yet you've eaten more than some of my girls can stomach.” Your hands gently pressed into her stomach, making Luna groan into a giant belch.

 

“I didn't say stop. FEED ME!” Luna demanded. Her magic lashed out at your hands and forced you towards the pizza box. Your eyes widened as the needy princess opened her mouth for more.

 

“Wow.” It was all you could whisper as the last piece of pizza slowly slid into Luna's stomach. The princess looked to be pregnant with triplets as her humongous food baby loomed over her. She stroked her belly with love, her breath short and ragged as that heavy gut pressed against her lungs.

 

“Aren't...there some fries? I know you ordered fries...” Princess Luna let out another strained grunt as her belly sloshed and gurgled hard.

 

You didn't fight her this time. One by one, the pile of fries began to disappear into Luna's stomach. You rubbed as best as you could but her stomach was tight and springy. There was no give at all nor trace of her flab as the bloated orb struggled to digest.

 

“That's enough.” You warned as Luna barely swallowed the mouthful lingering in her cheeks.

 

“More!” She whimpered, even as tears began to form in her eyes.

 

“Can't give you more. You ate EVERYTHING.” You held up all the platters to show that every crumb had been lovingly placed in her mouth.

 

“Success....” Luna smiled for a moment before the incredible pain in her stomach made her wince. “Anonymous...I've never been so full in my life....and I love it.”

 

“Now do you see what I'm talking about?”

 

“I've been a princess for generations...centuries...and this has got to be one of the very few times that I can say I've been truly pampered like royalty.” Luna cooed as she felt your hands pressing into her gut.

 

“I have one last request.” Luna groggily moaned out as she curled up into bed. “Can you...cuddle me? I'm so terribly sleepy after all that food and...I just...want you beside me for a while.”

 

This was a request you had no problem fulfilling. You eased yourself into the bed and cradled Luna, wrapping your arms around her back and placing your hands on her swollen belly. “Oh yes....this is...so....nice.” Luna yawned as you resumed rubbing her belly all over. The room was filled with her cute little snores in a few moments, leaving you with a tough decision. Stay here for the rest of the night or join the party downstairs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Princess Luna's visits became MUCH more frequent after that. It seems like every night became a new attempt to break how much she could eat. Her commanding attitude and greedy desires had her eating till she passed out in a gluttonous haze.

 

The results were immediate. Her tummy transformed from a small layer of chub to a massive, swinging orb of flab squished between her thick, plump thighs. The moons on her rump stretched out as her bouncy, soft booty swelled into two jiggly, blue pillows that wobbled when she walked. Her hips flared out, catching a door frame or two around the castle as she strut through the halls.

 

You weren't the only one to notice. Several of the patrons of your club eyed Luna hard as they watched her stuff herself constantly during her visits. Her guards were looking at their princess in a very different manner, watching her ass wobble as she walked away. In such a short time, the once trim princess had turned into a mare that looked right at home at the greased slut.

 

“Luna...” Celestia sighed as she watched Luna grab another serving of mashed potatoes, grilled hay and french fries. “I see you've been disregarding my advise on staying in shape.”

 

The alicorn was already munching down on her fourth plate of the night, rubbing her belly and moaning as her sides were squished against the foreleg rests of her chair. “Round is a shape, sister. Perhaps you should try it.”

 

Celestia frowned. “I know you said that you wanted to make your own mistakes but this is getting out of hoof. That chair looks as if it's going to break if you keep eating!”

 

Princess Luna smirked as she scooped a big pile of mashed potatoes onto her spoon. “Somepony sounds jealous that she can't enjoy this meal.”

 

She made her point by savoring the spuds as slowly as she could, swallowing hard and rubbing her tummy as it grew a little bigger from being so stuffed.

 

A sigh echoed through the room. “One day, you wont want to be as big as you are. I'll be there with plenty of scolding, a diet plan and a workout routine.” Celestia grabbed her only plate and stood from the table. “Enjoy it now, Luna. When the public makes fun of you every day and you struggle to waddle half a lap around the castle, it wont be so great.”

 

Princess Luna shrugged. “Until then, I'll be here having fun eating what I want, how much I want, and making your guards stare at my fantastic butt!”

 

One of the guards blushed and looked away from the table. Celestia scoffed and rolled her eyes.

 

“I'm the bigger, better sister now, Celestia! I finally realize what you meant when stallions want to unwind and I'm sure most of the guards and the staff agree my body is better than yours!” Luna smirked as Celestia left the dining hall, allowing the piggy princess to load up on another plate of food.

 

As stuffed as she was, Princess Luna waddled to her personal carriage. Her guards winced as she squeezed through the tiny door, shifting and squeezing her belly to fit inside. “Any bigger and she'll need a personal train car just to haul that ass around.” Her guards grumbled under their breath.

 

“Look everyone! It's our favorite customer.” You smiled as Princess Luna waddled through the stallions waiting in line. She wrapped a flabby foreleg around you for a hug.

 

“Mister Green! My favorite feeder.” Luna giggled as she felt you grab her blubbery tummy. “I hope you have the chefs working on something tasty. The ride over here made me hungry!”

 

Several of the stallions in line whistled as Princess Luna slapped her tummy. She blushed as she gave her booty a little wiggle, sending the crowd wild. “My...it's quite exhilarating to have so many eyes on you at once.”

 

“If you keep up your appetite, I might have to hire you as a worker.” You teased as you led everypony into the club.

 

Princess Luna gasped, a big smile spreading over her face. “That actually sounds wonderful! When can I start? Oh, can I eat on stage tonight?”

 

You stopped in your tracks, slowly shifting your gaze to the blubbery princess. “Are...are you for real? C'mon, don't joke like that.”

 

The obese mare shook her head. “I do not jest, Mister Green. I wish to dance on stage!”

 

Another pause. “Luna, you realize what you're asking? The princess responsible for throwing me in jail for this place now wants to dance here?”

 

Her eyes lit up as a confident smile spread on her face. “I know I can do it. You heard those stallions. They want my fat ass on that stage!”

 

You milled over the situation. “Only if you sign a legally binding contract. I can't have just anypony on that stage and there are certain things I need to have in writing before you hop up there.”

 

“Lead the way to your office.” Princess Luna smirked. “Tomorrow night is going to be my grand debut!”

 

Princess Luna was quick to sign at every dotted line as you fetched the necessary paperwork. “Here's the one to rights for free food...this one details your pay for each night along with any bits you are tipped onstage.”

 

You slowly slid the last contract over and cleared your throat. “This one is optional. Your signature on this page allows customers to purchase your services for our back rooms. If the customer gains your consent to purchase your services, they get private time with you for WHATEVER they want.”

 

Her pen hovered over the page for a moment. “Whatever they want? You mean, more than just feeding me?” Luna's stone resolve wavered as she looked over the sheet. “Sleeping with random commoners for money? Doesn't that seem a little TOO extreme?”

 

“Like I said, this one is optional. No one, not even I can force you into those back rooms if you don't sign that page.”

 

She stared at the final contract for a moment. “Well...what about your office?”

 

You shook your head. “Off limits for personal visits. Our relationship will stay professional and I wont be allowed to make any advances at you.”

 

The quill slowly floated through the air and dipped back into the inkwell. “No fair...You've been so wonderful in feeding me so much.” Luna sighed as she grabbed the quill and slowly signed the final form.

 

“Do I really mean that much to you? Once I staple this all together, I don't change it for any reason unless the situation becomes life or death.”

 

Luna nodded, sitting back in her chair and making it groan. “Do what you must, Anonymous. Just know that after my first show, YOU will be taking me someplace private for some fun.”

 

You growled, wiggling your eyebrows as you stapled the contract together. “I look forward to it. Come, lets get you introduced properly to the girls and figure out your stage name, costume and a routine for tomorrow.”

 

“Routine? I'm just going to stuff my face with as much food as you can bring me!” Princess Luna scoffed as she waddled down the stairs.

 

Rolling your eyes, you pointed out to the stage. Your current act was struggling to do push ups and failing, resulting in her muzzle plopping into a cake on the stage floor. “Maybe your first night, we can have you mindlessly stuffing but we gotta mix it up a little.”

 

Princess Luna sighed. “Fiiiiine. My second dance will have some sort of theme but tomorrow, I simply want to bask in the attention of the crowd as I eat and shake my flanks.”

 

“Now, to meet the girls for a bit, then design your outfit.” You smiled before walking over to the crew. “Hello, ladies. I'm here to introduce another worker that will soon be joining us.”

 

“Oh my goodness, Princess Luna? She's going to be working with us??” Several of the mares crowded around her, congratulating the princess and commenting on her lovely body.

 

“She really has turned into a full moon, don't you think?” Nurse Fedheart giggled as she pointed to Luna's cutie marks.

 

The whole room was in giggles at the silly joke. “Good observation, Fedheart. How about that as a stage name, Luna?”

 

She thought it over for a moment. “Large...powerful. Really sells the idea that I'm all the mare I can be. Sure! I can be the fullest, biggest moon you've ever seen!” Princess Luna grinned to herself as the mares dispersed to their stations.

 

“A costume that shows off my cutie marks and my booty in general is what I want.” Princess Luna smirked as she looked through the design racks. “Do you have anything more revealing?”

 

You helped her look around for a while, even grabbing Red Ribbon's sketchbook from her desk. “Not really. You gotta wear something and play the part. Being seductive is the key.”

 

Princess Luna peeked into a few drawers and smiled as she pulled out a white thong. “This will do nicely. Exactly what I was looking for.”

 

“That's just a thong. You need more than that to count as an outfit.”

 

The chunky mare giggled as she slowly pulled the thong up her thick thighs. “A good hook, don't you think? All the stallions question what my outfit is, only for me to wiggle my rear and show the white flashing between my butt cheeks.”

 

You took a deep breath and sighed hard, suppressing the shudder about to shake down your spine. “Fine...fine....Good enough. The last little bit is going to be your personalized mask.”

 

Princess Luna smiled. “As if I would allow it to be anything but the moon.”

 

“Of course. I was thinking a crescent moon that covers your eyes and sticks up through your mane. Like this.” You grabbed a loose page from Red Ribbon's sketchbook and doodled your idea. A small strip of plastic fitted to Luna's face would curve upward in the shape of a C.

 

“Interesting. I like it. Flashy and stylish without being too bulky.” Princess Luna stood up, grinning as she gave you a small hip check. “How about we celebrate with one last meal on the floor before you're officially my boss, Mister Green?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Word had gotten out that a new dancer was set for the main stage that night. The entire club was filled to the brim with all sorts of ponies eager to see this new, sexy mare. Was Equestria ready for a princess to strut her gut on stage? You were poised to find out as you drifted backstage.

 

Princess Luna grit her teeth as her magic struggled to yank her white thong over her butt. Her every tug made her immense booty wobble and jiggle about, causing a ripple through her blubbery body. “Blasted thing! Get in there!” Luna grumbled as the ill fitting underwear slowly wedged itself into place.

 

“All set? The kitchens are ready to throw as much as they can at you.” You grinned as Luna's tummy grumbled with need.

 

“It was difficult but I managed to keep my hunger at bay until tonight. I'm FAMISHED!” Princess Luna slipped her new mask over her face and smiled. “Is the crowd ready for me?”

 

You nodded. “Word got out and the place is packed. Shake that flank and you'll get all the attention you want.”

 

Princess Luna stepped behind the curtain as you slipped out onto the floor. Every stallion went quiet as you walked to the middle of the stage with a massive smile. The spotlight was on you, commanding everypony's attention as you cleared your throat.

 

“Stallions, patrons, our adoring customers. It's true that we have a new mare for tonight. As her first show, we've allowed her to simply stuff herself as much as she can. I don't think we have any objections as long as she shows off the goods, am I right?”

 

The room exploded with cheers, stomps and whistles as the kitchen crew began placing massive platters onto the stage. Cakes bigger than your head, doughnuts by the dozens, a bakers dozen of hayburgers and a pizza almost as big as the stage itself.

 

“Everypony, I want you to give a very warm welcome to our most eager mare yet. Full Moon!”

 

A thumping beat filled the air as Full Moon strut onto the stage. She strut down to the middle of the stage, making sure her ass was jiggling and bouncing hard. The stallions went wild as Full Moon slowly waddled about in a circle, showing off her every thick, jiggly curve.

 

“Hi there, boys. Are you ready for a show? I'm starving and all this food looks like it just MIGHT fill me up a little.” Full Moon winked before bending over and nabbing a doughnut with her teeth. The stallions groaned as they spotted the white thong trapped deep in her crack, jealous of the tiny garment.

 

Two more doughnuts were grabbed with her magic and pushed to her mouth. She gobbled them up with haste, moaning loudly for the crowd to hear. “You know, I'd gain a lot more if I had somepony to help me...” Full Moon giggled as she pointed to a stallion in the front.

 

“You. Feed me some doughnuts. Over there, you fold over the pizza slices and stuff them in my mouth. Somepony else grab the hayburgers and can I get some belly rubs?”

 

A few stallions dove at the stage, eager to rub the blubbery blue belly wobbling on stage. Full Moon sat down and leaned back, presenting her gut for eager hooves.

 

“Damn it...I should have figured she would pull something like this...” You sighed as you stood up from your seat. The stallions were pushing and shoving for their spot on the stage, flaring up a dispute that had everyone on edge.

 

“Hey, hey HEY! Calm down over here! Either you guys learn to share her attention or get out!” The crowd of horny stallions stood as still as statues as your voice boomed over the music. Most sat back down, content to stay while the few that dared to crowd the stage reached out and gently caressed the swelling blue gut.

 

You shook your head and sat back down. Full Moon was too lost in her own hedonism at the moment, moaning as three doughnuts were shoved into her mouth. She reached out and grabbed a pitcher of cider with her hooves and chugged it all down, making her belly slosh and glorp as she belched right into a stallion's face.

 

“Is that all you guys have got? I'm not feeling the slightest bit full!” Full Moon boasted as she jiggled her gut about. The stallions blushed as they listened to her tummy digest all that food yet the massive mare still demanded more.

 

Her appetite knew no limits. Full Moon demolished thirteen hayburgers with ease. The dozens of doughnuts slid down her throat without a care. A pizza fit to feed everypony in the building disappeared into the swelling gut as it dominated the stage and sagged over the floor.

 

The prize piggy moaned as the dozens of hooves on her gut aided her digestion. Her mega sized meal was already fattening her up, giving her more and more room to stuff herself. Belches here and there drowned out the music as Full Moon chugged pitcher after pitcher of cider down like it was water.

 

Soon, even her own tummy was adding to the beat of the song, gurgling to the beat as Full Moon moaned as loud as she could. “Yes...Finally feeling a bit stuffed.” She shuddered as the stallions continued to squeeze her belly, pinch her rolls and even be so bold to kiss her flabby gut.\

 

“You spoil this mare and you shall have your reward.” Full Moon boasted as she pulled the cake towards herself and plopped it right on her stomach. “Finish me off. Stuff me until no more will fit into my belly!”

 

Every stallion in range carefully scooped as much cake as they could and pressed it to Full Moon's mouth. Her cheeks bulged out with moist, gooey cake, making it hard for her to chew it all down. Her throat bulged out with every desperate swallow, making her tummy swell out with every bite.

 

Full Moon had ignited a feeding frenzy. She barely had time to breathe between giant wads of cake as the crowd refused to let her stop. More and more cake filled her tummy, straining even her limits as too much food was crammed into her belly. She moaned and shuddered as the stallions continued to massage her gut, eager to make her balloon out with flab.

 

The poor mare looked as if her belly had doubled in size as the last few crumbs of cake were scraped off the plate. Full Moon struggled to catch her breath as her impossibly full gut weighed her down and compressed her lungs. “Grrr....M...Mo....More.” Full Moon demanded.

 

Even with Full Moon's determination, you had to step in. You swiped your hand in front of your throat, cutting off Vinyl's next song. The club went quiet, save for the desperate gurgles and pained moans coming from Full Moon.

 

“She's full. No matter how much she wants more, her show is over, guys.” You smirked as the kitchen crew brought out one final thing. A bucket was heaved onto the stage, sloshing as a thick liquid churned inside.

 

“This here is a mix of melted ice cream, heavy cream, tons of sugar and milkshakes. Its a five gallon bucket, all ready to fill up this moon until she can't hold any more.”

 

You grinned at Full Moon as her eyes grew wide. “Better hold onto this. Might get messy if you don't.” A funnel was placed in her hooves as you heaved up the heavy bucket.

 

A blush spread along Full Moon's face as she secured the funny in her mouth. “Ready?” You asked before dumping a load of the fattening milkshake mix into the funny. Full Moon took a big chug and shuddered as the chilled drink began to seep into whatever space was left in her stomach.

 

“DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!” The crowd shouted in unison. Slowly, the milkshake disappeared into Full Moon's belly, making it impossibly tight as all the air left in her stomach was replaced with the shake. Her stomach began to gurgle loudly, complaining with every swallow as it struggled to make more room.

 

Her stomach bloated to impossible sizes. Full Moon was more belly than mare now, tears forming in her eyes as you tipped the bottom of the bucket upwards. The last drips spilled into the funnel, swirling down the spout as the stuffed mare struggled to get that last swallow down.

 

The crowd cheered as you revealed the empty bucket. You set it with the empty platters and smiled as you pressed your hands into Full Moon's tummy. “Is the greedy pig satisfied? Or should we bring her more?”

 

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

Full Moon belched as hard as she could, nearly knocking you off the stage. Her entire body trembled and quaked as the final bits of trapped gas escaped her stomach. The monster belch seemed to stretch for eternity, deafening the crowd as the pressure slowly decreased.

 

“No more...oh please, please PLEASE no more...” Full Moon whined as she struggled to rub her distended gut.

 

You smiled as you gave her stomach another pat. “Good piggy. Lets get you off the stage, huh?”

 

Full Moon smiled as her horn lit up. “Excellent idea...Mister Green.” Magic grabbed you tight and with a flash, the stage was left empty.

 

The world was spinning in front of you. Up was down, down was left and you swear you could hear colors. Everything flew around like a storm of chaos and confusion until suddenly, your back hit something soft.

 

You looked again and dark blue bed curtains were draped around you. A soft, plush bed snuggled you and the world's most comfortable pillow cradled your head.

 

“Welcome to my bedroom, Anonymous.” Princess Luna smiled as she slowly removed her mask. She slumped into the bed and sighed, closing her eyes as she relaxed.

 

“Holy shit, warn me next time you fucking yank me from this plane of existence like that.” You groaned as the world stopped spinning. “Why did you even bring me here?”

 

Princess Luna giggled. “Isn't it obvious? Your contract states that we may share a bed if we so desire and right now, that's what I want.”

 

The stuffed mare rubbed what little she could of her belly. “Don't pretend the thought never crossed your mind. Out of all the stallions staring at my fat ass, your eyes were the most intense.”

 

You shrugged. “I liked what I saw. Usually I have to kinda coax a mare to get as big as you but you did it willingly.”

 

“I loved every second of it.” Princess Luna confessed. “Now I have you all to myself. Do one last thing for me...and I'm all yours.”

 

Her horn lit up once more as she grabbed an assortment of bottles. “My stomach is still extremely sore from that little surprise you forced me to drink. You will give me a full body oil massage until I gleam in the moonlight.”

 

“Even disguised as somepony else, you're still such a bossy princess.” You smirked as you reached out for the bottles.

 

“Nah-uh. Not yet. I want this massage to be...personal.” Princess Luna stuck out her tongue as her magic reached for your belt.

 

While her magic worked to remove your pants, you unbuttoned your shirt. Princess Luna growled in approval as you pulled off your clothes. “Not bad for a non-pony creature.” Luna smirked.

 

“Now....oil me up and make sure to really use those fingers.” Princess Luna moved the bottles over to you and turned onto her belly. It was your turn to strip her down as you grabbed the straps of her thong and slowly peeled them away from her thick hips.

 

You savored every jiggle as you pulled the garment from her butt crack and slid them down her thighs. Bare and ready, you opened up one of the bottles and poured a generous amount all over Luna's back and rear. Your fingers squished into her flab, making the obese princess moan as you began your task.

 

A fine sheen spread along Luna's back flab as the oils were rubbed into her coat. You let a few droplets of the cool liquid run down her belly as you massaged the base of her wings and slowly worked outwards. Her forelegs wobbled as you pressed into them, making Princess Luna blush as you made sure every part of her was jiggling.

 

Slowly, you spread oil all over her cutie marks. Big circles over her flanks provided her moons with a sexy sheen. You smiled as the oil dripped into her butt crack, giving you the perfect excuse to add more.

 

“Ohhhhhh!” Princess Luna moaned as she felt your hands spread her cheeks apart and REALLY work the oil into her ass. Her coos echoed through the giant room, encouraging you to keep going. Luna's breath was growing short as you continued to play with her flabby cheeks and tease her plump thighs, making her face grow bright red as your hands grabbed whatever they wanted.

 

“Flip over, butterball. This side is done.” You had to help Princess Luna roll onto her back and present that massive, bloated gut towards you. The first pour of oil landed right in her vast navel before you drifted away and emptied the entire bottle on her tummy.

 

Princess Luna was in heaven as you massaged her belly. A few lingering belches filled the air as you eased the tension in her gut and aided in her digestion. Her tummy shrank under your care as her body was fast at work converting her stuffing session into dozens of pounds of flab for her already massive body. You couldn't help but giggle as you pressed a finger or two into Luna's wide navel, letting the oil squish against your fingertips as it oozed out of her belly button.

 

After three entire bottles, you sat back and admired your work. Princess Luna seemed to glow even brighter under the moonlight as her entire body was slick with body oil. Your hands glided over her tummy one last time as you leaned in for a kiss.

 

“Mmm...those hands of yours are WONDERFUL for feeding and foreplay.” Princess Luna couldn't help but shudder at your touch. “Now I'm curious. Do you have any skill in bed?”

 

You pressed your hands between her thighs and forced her hind legs apart. Her massive belly sagged down, hiding her pussy from your gaze. “Fatty.” You teased as you had to lift up her tummy just to push yourself between her hind legs.

 

Her fat smothered you from all sides. Luna's soft belly pushed you away as best as it could while her thighs snuggled against your hips. Her hind hooves locked behind you, trapping you in her clutches as she pulled you in closer and closer. You watched her belly ripple as you inched your crotch forward towards her gut.

 

“Every ripple, every wobble...it's so sexy in this light.” You grinned as you leaned down and gave her belly a small kiss. The princess moaned as she felt something prodding at her slick sex. “I don't plan on letting you stop jiggling till the sun comes up.”

 

Your desperate struggle bore fruit as you slowly plunged into her pussy. Princess Luna moaned loud, using her legs to pull you in deeper and deeper. Your arms reached out and cradled her gut, feeling it squish against you while you forced yourself inside.

 

Dual moans echoed through the room as you slid the last few inches into Princess Luna. There was a moment of silence as you both savored the moment as you hugged her belly tight. Slowly, you pulled out and slammed back in, making the massive tummy in front of you wobble and ripple about.

 

The oils made everything slick and smooth, making it difficult to keep a firm grip. Your hands slid along her body in an attempt to get leverage but only found soft, slippery blubber. There was no stopping you as you struggled to pick up speed.

 

“Am I too fat for you? Too big and round for you to handle?” Princess Luna taunted as you thrust as hard as you could.

 

“Just right for me. All this jiggling belly is SUCH a turn on.” You moaned as another soft plap of of chub against your chest filled the air. The pleasure continued to grow as you insisted on pushing harder and harder, slipping in and out of Luna like a jackhammer.

 

“YESSSSSSSS!” Luna moaned as she struggled to calm the quaking storm that was her wobbling gut. The need to climax was burning inside you and there was no belly too big to stop you. Your hands reached out and squeezed her gut, savoring every sensation as you felt your balls swelling up.

 

Your thrusts slowed down as you tried to plunge as deep as you could into her pussy. Luna kept her legs tightly locked around your waist, making sure there was no escape. You leaned down and kisses her tummy all over before giving the final thrust. Warmth burst from your core as your orgasm hit hard, sending a mighty eruption from your balls. Princess Luna shuddered as her legs tightened like a vice while her own orgasm washed over her.

 

“Fuck....that was amazing.” You sighed as her legs slowly released their grip. Finally free, you slipped over to Luna's side and relaxed in her bed.

 

“Agreed.” Princess Luna giggled as she pulled you close. Your eyes widened as she shifted her weight on top of you, nearly crushing you under all that blue blubber. “My turn on top.” Princess Luna teased as she slowly worked her hips over you.

 

The insatiable princess demanded more, keeping you busy long through the night. Your muscles were burning as the sun slowly rose up over the horizon, ending the wild night you promised Luna. “Holy shit....I've experienced heaven and now I just wanna die.”

 

Princess Luna giggled as she snuggled you close. “It was a wonderful night...I finally see why you love what you love and I don't regret a thing.” The princess leaned over and kissed your face, smiling as you were quick to do the same.

 

“So, should I come back tonight for another shift?” Princess Luna teased.

 

“You can if you want to, but no way am I going to be ready for this anytime soon.”

 

You basked in the afterglow of such a wild night, smiling as you closed your eyes. A deep sleep was just about to wash over you when the door to the bedroom slowly opened.

 

“Luna? Are you alright? You didn't set the moon last night so I took care...of....it.” Princess Celestia stuck her head into the room and stopped. Her eyes peered at her sister still glistening with body oil, then snapped to you cuddling her in bed.

 

“Oh no...no...no no no no! LUNA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS!” Celestia screamed as she slammed the door behind her. “I had a feeling, the tiniest feeling that Anonymous was going to do this but did I listen to myself? NOPE! Now this has happened and it will only be a matter of time before everypony hears about this!”

 

Celestia opened her mouth to speak, but a bright flash near the balcony caught her attention. A pegasus with an orange coat and a brown mane was busy snapping pictures of the obese princess cuddled in bed. “Holy smokes! Princess Luna got even HOTTER!”

 

“HEY! COME BACK HERE!” Princess Celestia rushed towards the balcony but it was too late. The stallion was already flapping away, grinning with his camera safely in his hooves.

 

Princess Celestia stared as the quick stallion escaped. She opened her mouth for a moment before shaking her head. “You know what? Fine. I'm tired of arguing against this. The pieces are already set into motion and before the end of the day, everypony will be gawking at your fat ass.”

 

“So what do you plan to do, sister?” Princess Luna rolled her eyes as she pulled you close. “The deed is done and ponies would have found out sooner or later.”

 

The tired princess concentrated her magic, filling the room with a brilliant flash of light. Before her was a feast of cakes surrounding her. “I've been following the trends that you've set into motion, Anonymous. I knew about your clubs and your magazines long before a concerned element of harmony told us.”

 

Princess Celestia lowered her muzzle and took a massive bite of the nearest cake. “Part of me was somewhat hoping this outcome would happen...maybe not quite like this but it's undeniable now. Being fat is going to become the status quo and if we are to loosen our belts and enjoy it, best to start now and savor every bite. Wouldn't you agree, Anon?”

 

You watched as Princess Celestia tore into the cake, making short work of it. Her plate was licked clean before moving onto the next one. “If Luna hasn't stolen the last of your strength, why don't you come over here and rub MY stomach while I eat.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“EXTRA! EXTRA! BIG SCOOP IN THE PAPER TODAY! PRINCESS LUNA CAUGHT IN BED WITH A STRANGE CREATURE!”

 

Rarity's ears perked up as the vendor threw out his bait. The mischievous unicorn couldn't help herself as a few bits were slammed on the counter. “I'll take a copy, thanks, bye!” She quickly spoke before nabbing a newspaper with her magic and running off to the park. Rarity was giggling all the way to the park, her heart burning with curiosity knowing full well who the strange creature was.

 

She stared at the headline, grinning ear to ear as she began to read. “Strange creature found in Princess Luna's bed...scandal....hidden lover....” Rarity's smile cracked as she looked at the last line of the paragraph. “Princess....Luna....looking....fantastic?”

 

The unicorn looked back at the picture of the princess and Anon in bed. Princess Luna had gained HUNDREDS of pounds, yet the writer said she looked good?? Rarity continued to read on. “With the popular trend in Canterlot looking to be fat, trendy mares, Princess Luna has pushed herself into a position to gain all the attention. She simply looks stunning in this picture and her coat is so shiny. We simply MUST get an interview to see what foods made her so heavy and made her coat gleam.”

 

Rarity was stunned. Every word was positive. No negatives at all. Anonymous seemed to be forgotten as the writer seemed more focused about Princess Luna's massive body. “It...it was just him...Nopony else things like that....right?”

 

A few mares walked past with their bags overflowing with sweets. “Oh, reading up on the new trends, Rarity? Thought you'd be quicker to catch on, ya know?” Rarity recognized the local florist trio pass her by as they waddled along, sipping thick milkshakes while munching on cookies.

 

“Goodness...what has happened?” Rarity jumped from her seat and rushed through the town. Everywhere she went, mares and even stallions were walking around with treats in hand, rubbing their bellies and groaning for more as they continued to gorge themselves.

 

“Twilight....she HAS to help me....some sort of law...or rule...ANYTHING!” Rarity ran full sprint to the crystal castle in need of aid.

 

“Ohhhh Twiliiiiiight!” Rarity called out as she looked around the gigantic castle.”Twilight, where are you? I need your help with something...”

 

“In here!” Twilight called out. Rarity's face went pale as she realized where Twilight was calling from. Slowly, she opened the kitchen door and stopped as her worst fear came to life.

 

Twilight Sparkle was muzzle deep into a cake and from the looks of things, it wasn't her first one. Frosting was smeared all over Twilight's lips and hooves and several empty platters were sitting on the table. “Hi Rarity! Do you mind if I finish this cake first? Princess Celestia was SO kind to send me a few and I've been dying to have one of her personal cakes ever since I was a filly.”

 

“Oh...that's quite alright, Twilight. I...I don't need any help anymore.” Twilight cocked her head to the side as Rarity turned around and walked away.

 

“Do you want some cake before you go? It's so good!” Rarity didn't reply as she slowly walked out of the castle. Rarity didn't stop until she got home and locked the door behind her.

 

The confused, drained puzzled mare crawled into her bed with a heavy sigh. “Anonymous...what have you done? Is...Is everypony fated to get fat and bloated?” She placed a hoof on her slim stomach and bit her lip. “Have I been cast aside and forgotten just because I don't want to ruin myself?”

 

Her thoughts spiraled through her head until the worry exhausted her. Rarity closed her eyes and fell asleep, hoping an answer would be ready for her by then.