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Originally published MAR 22ND, 2016
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>You live in Ponyville, and the only place to get clothing without going on a fucking adventure is Rarity's place
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>Except Rarity is a dirty, dirty horse and doesn't listen.
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>She sells you clothes really cheap, but they are always way, way more erotic than needed.
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>At this point you would kill for normal, comfy underwear and not the sparkling studded lacey shit Rarara rarars in her rararacave.
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>It would be nice if you didn't have to take a day-long train ride just to shop around, and shopping around while being an alien is a whole other thing entirely..
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>One day, an associate of Rarity arrives in town.
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>Supposedly she is half her worker, half franchisee, half student, all fashion horse.
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>She looks way less pervy though. That's a plus.
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>Taking your chances, you corner her away from Rarararara and place an order for some REAL UNDERPANTS at last.
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>You know that kind of boxers, that are, like, really big?
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>The kind that makes you feel like you're going commando?
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>The kind your dad wore at home.
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>And sometimes used to mop up a spill on floor
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>And then dad wore them again be cause he gave zero fucks at all You miss the old fart
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>The soft, 0% fancy ass, cock and ball privacy guards.
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>You explain your forbidden desires to Coco. After taking some quick measurements, she agrees.
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>"Anonymous, I can't promise anything, but I will try and do it by next week."
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>A week later, Coco is in town again to discuss some horse clothing shit with Rarity
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>You don't give a fuck, you just need your dadpants
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>You barge into Rarara's rarousel rarotique
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>"Welcome to Carousel Bout--"
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""Did you bring the stuff?"
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>"Anonymous, darling, it's not that I don't like seeing you, quite the contrary, but-"
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"Coco! Do you have THEM?"
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>"Yes, Anonymous, just let me-"
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>You grab the parcel and head to a changing booth
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>"...Coco, Anonymous? What is happening? Mon Chere, you commissioned clothing and didn't tell your good friend Rarity? Am I not good enough--"
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>Ignoring everything, you drop your pants and tear the package apart.
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>Inside are the most... plain-looking pink underpants you've ever seen.
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>"Anonymous? I must admit that I chose a color that I've heard you might not like, but, ..but you told me that you don't care how they look, and this was the softest fabric I could get!"
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"Blue, yellow pink, whatever, I just need proper pants"
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>It's closer to salmon anyway.
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>God they're soft. They are so soft it makes you want to rub your face in them.
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>Your balls can't wait any longer, and you put the underpants on.
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>Oh.
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> ...ooh.
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>Oh my god.
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>There are no atheists in these pants.
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>It's completely unlike the shit Squiggletail tries to pull.
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>It feels like a gentle angel is protecting your scrotum from the harsh realities of the world.
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>Taking a few tentative steps, you feel your junk rub against the soft fabric.
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>Or, rather, barely feel it.
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>It's like you're wearing nothing at all, and the air around you just stays warm and opaque out of courtesy and respect.
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>Are these pants that good, or are your poor jimmies so rustled by Rarity's designs that even normal pants feel like this?
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>There is only one thing to be done.
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>You pull the privacy curtain away and come out, half-naked as you are.
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>"Coco, really, is that the best you could possibly do? It looks like you just draped a sack-"
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"Shut up."
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>Rarity looks like she noticed a dead fly in her morning coffee
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>Coco... like she is about to cry.
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"Coco Pommel"
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>"A-a-anonymous?..."
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>Unable to contain yourself, you kneel before her, and take her hoof in your hands.
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>Is this what love feels like?
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"Coco Pommel, I thank you. I thank you from the bottom of my cock and balls."
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>Coco is beet-red with lewd
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>Rarity is beet-red with jelly
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>Today was a "perhaps horsemarriage isn't that bad an idea after all" day
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