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Superman

By MisterAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-13 14:46:29
Expiry: Never

  1. >You woke up and you noticed that you were no longer in a bed, but on the ground
  2. >The ground of a forest no less!
  3. >You don’t remember falling asleep on the ground, all you remember is feeling really tired as your mom tucked you into bed and kissed you on the forehead
  4. >You try to remember what mommy said about what to do if you’re lost
  5. >Go find a policeman and ask for help
  6. >So you started walking in no particular direction
  7. >Maybe you could find a police car and they could drive you home?
  8. >Then you saw it, a nice little cottage by the woods
  9. >Hopefully they had a phone you could use to call your mom or the police
  10. >You noticed an abundance of birdhouses around the building
  11. >Oh well, who didn’t like watching birds outside their window?
  12. >You did that a lot too after all
  13. >After gently knocking on the door, it opened after a moment’s hesitation
  14. >You kept your head craned up to meet the adult that would answer
  15. >Expect there wasn’t anybody there
  16. >Instead, you had to lower your head to eye level
  17. >At the door was a little horse
  18. >It had yellow fur and a pink mane
  19. >Whoever the owner was, she must have been a very good trainer to be able to train a horse to open the door for her
  20. >The horse looked at you in silence
  21. “Hi there horsy! Can you call my mom for me?”
  22. >”O-oh, I’m sorry Mister Monkey Man, I don’t know who your mom is”
  23. >You looked around for the source of the noise
  24. ”Who said that?”
  25. >”I did”
  26. >Finally you noticed that the horse’s mouth was moving
  27. >It didn't really bother you at all
  28. >After all, a lot of the stories that your mom read to you by your bed had talking animals in them
  29. >You must be in the part of the world where animals talk like humans
  30. “Well it’s nice to meet you Ms. Horsy. I should tell you that I’m not a monkey though, I’m a people! A four year old boy people, not a man people”
  31. >She seemed somewhat nervous talking to you but her own fear subsided soon enough when you mentioned that you weren’t a grownup
  32. >”It’s nice to m-meet you too...I’m sorry I didn’t know what you were. I’m actually a pony and not a horse too”
  33. >You nodded at her as you tried to give her a friendly smile
  34. ”I’m sorry I got it wrong too, Ms. Pony. Can we be friends? You look a little girly but maybe we can still play together. As long as you don’t have cooties”
  35. >”I-I don’t think I have cooties. Sure, we can be friends, I like having friends. Did you want to meet my other friends? I was about to have snacktime with them”
  36. >A feeling of elation grew in you now that you had a friend in this strange place
  37. >Maybe she could even help you find your way home
  38. “Sure, that sounds good. Can I call my mom first on your phone? I memorized her number like she told me to”
  39. >”What’s a phone?”
  40. “It’s like this really small thing that you push buttons on that lets you talk to somebody really really really far away”
  41. >She shakes her head
  42. >”I’m sorry again, I don’t have a phone. One of my friends might though, she’s smart and has a bunch of things that has buttons that light up when you push them”
  43. >You were disappointed but there was at least some hope that maybe your new friend could take you to a phone
  44. >She stepped out of the door frame and closed her home behind her as she led the way
  45.  
  46.  
  47. >You learned her name was Fluttershy and you in turn introduced yourself to her properly
  48. >Ponies around town were nervous at first, but warmed up to you quickly when they saw you were with Fluttershy
  49. >The best part was that they all wanted to be your friends and share their toys with you!
  50. >So far you had a small train, a kazoo, and some boxes puzzles that you said you’d return later
  51. >Fluttershy took you to her friend Rarity and the three of you had a tea party
  52. >It was a little girly
  53. >Actually, it was very girly
  54. >But the the cookies were good and the apple juice Rarity poured out of her plastic tea set tasted yummy
  55. >Her little sister joined the tea party and was really curious about you
  56. >She asked what your cutie mark was and you told her you didn’t have one
  57. >She gasped and asked invited you to join her club that she and her friends made to find cutie marks
  58. >It sounded girly also but if everyone else had a cutie mark here, you might as well get one too
  59. >You said yes and she went up to her room to get you a really cool red cape that was just your size
  60. >It made you feel like a superhero!
  61. >Mom always said that you were her little Superman
  62. >Rarity gave you a small saddlebag that you could use as a backpack to store your toys in
  63. >After some thought, you decided to also put the cape inside of it
  64. >You wanted to keep wearing it, but you didn’t want to get it dirty before you met the other members of Sweetie Bell’s club
  65. >After the tea party, Fluttershy took you to a tree
  66. >But it was a special tree
  67. >Because this tree had books in it
  68. >You and her walked into the tree and inside was a purple unicorn that was trying to fit some wooden shapes into a hole and was taking notes about it
  69. >Fluttershy explained that you were lost and asked Twilight Sparkle, that was her name, if she had a phone you could use
  70. >Unfortunately she didn’t, but she said that maybe a grownup she knew did
  71. >In stepped her assistant, Spike
  72. >He was a dragon, but not one of those mean ones that kidnapped princesses, but a mice baby one
  73. >It was also nice to know that other boys lived in this place
  74. >You were amazed to see Twilight use magic to write a letter and asked if maybe she could get a deck of cards to do more tricks
  75. >She said she didn’t know any card tricks but would see if maybe the library had a book she could read to learn how to do them
  76. >Spike also showed off some of his own magic and blew green fire on the letter Twilight wrote
  77. >At first you thought it was kinda mean that Spike would burn something Twilight worked so hard on but she explained that magic would take it to a Princess
  78. >She notices the clock on the wall and it said that it was now time for playtime
  79. >Literally
  80. >The hands on the clock pointed at a weird symbol that apparently said playtime
  81. >You, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Spike played a variety of games in the library
  82. >Fluttershy was really good at hide and go seek since her wings let her hide in really high places
  83. >Twilight was a champion tic-tac-toe player but you did give her a run for her money, beating her about one third of the time
  84. >You and spike formed a capture the flag team and did pretty well against Fluttershy and Twilight
  85. >It helped that he was small enough to slide beneath them to dodge their attempts to catch him
  86. >And finally you all played tag together, your favorite game
  87. >You felt kinda sorry for Fluttershy since she couldn’t go very fast, so you let her tag you a few times when she was it
  88. >You owed her for being your first friend here
  89. >Playtime was the most fun you had in a long time!
  90. >It was nice being able to do all those things again with new friends
  91. >Twilight asked where you were from and you told her your full address
  92. >She had never heard of the city you lived in before so you figured you must have traveled a long way, maybe even across the state
  93. >You told her that you would probably have to travel far to go back home and she gave you some picture books to read so you wouldn’t get bored during the trip
  94. >She did make you promise to comeback when you could to return them though
  95. >The door to the library opened and an orange pony with a cowboy hat trotted in
  96. >She talked with a southern accent that reminded you of your Uncle from Texas that likes to give you piggyback rides whenever he visited to talk to your mommy
  97. >She gave you a greeting but she was worried about something
  98. >Her little sister had gone into the woods all by herself to find a cutie mark and didn’t come back home yet
  99. >That didn’t sound safe at all and after stowing the books Twilight have you into your backpack, all five of you went back to Applejack’s farm to find her sister
  100. >A dog came up to you and sniffed you before wagging its tail with a smile
  101. >You trailed behind the group and tried talking to it but all it did was bark happily at you
  102. >You thought maybe it was a foreign dog that didn’t know how to speak English so you politely petted it before catching up with everyone else
  103. >It was about the afternoon at this point but the trees of the woods blocked out a lot of light
  104. >It was a little scary at first but having your friends with you made it so that it wasn’t too bad
  105. >And you were a brave little boy, everyone back in your city said you were
  106. >Everyone was shouting out the name Applebloom as you all walked into the woods and you did likewise
  107. >As you all turned on a path, your foot got caught be a stray root and you tumbled down the gap between two trees down a big hill
  108. >You scraped your knee a little bit
  109. >Everyone at the top of the hill yelled out for you to make sure you were okay
  110. >You told them about your scrape and they all seemed to panic even more
  111. >They said they’d come back with more ponies and doctors to help you and find a way around the hill
  112. >For now, you had to stay where you were
  113. >Spike and Twilight stayed at the top of the hill to make sure you were going to be okay while Applejack and Fluttershy went to get help
  114. >You could hear their voices but the gnarled branches made it impossible to see them
  115. >And then you could hear another voice
  116. >Or rather a young whimper
  117. >You told the pair at the top of the hill that you heard something and were going to investigate it
  118. >Of course they wanted you to stay where you were, but you were feeling a bit scared yourself
  119. >If you found Applebloom, at least you wouldn’t be alone at the bottom of the forest
  120. >So against their wishes, you got up and ignored your scrape like a big boy to walk to the sound disturbance
  121. >Eventually you reached a clearing with a single dead tree in the middle of it
  122. >One one of the branches was the whimpering source, a foal with a big red bow, just like Applejack said she’d be wearing
  123. >The issue wasn’t what was at the bar of edge tree, circling it
  124. >It looked like a wolf
  125. >Except it was made out of wood
  126. >A woodwolf? Lumberdog? Treepuppy? The ponies probably had a name for it but this was no time to ask
  127. >In any case it looked really scary
  128. >It was easily about your size with a much longer body
  129. >Plus it could give you some bad slivers too
  130. >You can feel your body shaking in fear, hoping that the Treepuppy doesn’t notice you
  131. >You also saw that Applebloom was really scared too as she continues to whimper and tremble
  132. >Think, Kidanon, think
  133. >What would Superman do?
  134. >Easy, he’d fly in there and punch the supervillain to save everyone
  135. >But you’re not Superman
  136. >You can’t fly
  137. >Your punches are as strong as a wet noodle
  138. >And Superman never got sick
  139. >And you were sick for a very long time
  140. >So sick that you haven’t left bed for weeks now
  141. >It wasn’t all bad though
  142. >The hospital bed had a nice window view that let you look at pretty birds outside
  143. >The nurses and doctors said that you were a brave little boy whenever they poked you with needles
  144. >Your uncle would come to visit and promised that he’d let you drive his truck down a block when you got better
  145. >And mom visited you everyday to read stories and tuck you into bed
  146. >What would mom want you to do?
  147. >...
  148. >...
  149. >...
  150. >She’d want you to be her little Superman
  151. >You took the cape out of your saddlebag and quickly tied it around your neck
  152. >You ran up to the clearing and triumphantly held your hands to your hips as you shout
  153. “This looks like a job for Super-Anon!”
  154. >It was enough to catch the Woodwolf’s attention
  155. >It slowly started to approach you
  156. >You took your backpack off of you and swung it with all you had as it started to charge at you
  157. >You could feel the weight of all of the toys and books inside of the backpack in your swing, the force also causing your red cape to blow in the air
  158. >The impact was enough to stop the Treepuppy in its tracks as it stared at you
  159. >And now it was its turn to whimper as it cried out and ran back into the thick woods, tail between its legs
  160. >”Mah hero!”
  161. >A cream blur impacts you as you turn your attention from the dog to the tree
  162. >Applebloom has you pinned to the ground as she lowers her head and pecks you on the cheek
  163. >Ewww
  164. >You grimace at the ickyness of the kiss before noticing a bunch of pegasus flying towards you two
  165. >Soon you are rescued by, what they call themselves as, the Ponyville Weather Team and they drop you off back at the farm
  166. >Waiting for you there is Fluttershy and all of her friends
  167. >There’s also two new friends as well, a blue and a pink one that both seem really fun to hang out with
  168. >There’s hugs all around as your friends are relieved to see you and Applebloom safe and sound
  169. >Applebloom revealed that you saved her and Applejack have you an extra firm hug and plenty of thank yous
  170. >You put on the deepest voice you had and told her no thanks were necessary, it was all in a day’s work
  171. >Once again you puffed out your chest and placed your hands on your hips in victory
  172. >Then a flash of light appeared and you saw a really pretty pony suddenly appeared before you all
  173. >She was as tall as your mom and had snow white fur as well as a horn AND wings!
  174. >Was that even legal here?
  175. >Then you saw the tiara her head
  176. >She must be the princess
  177. >Afterall, only princesses wears tiaras
  178. >Twilight Sparkle introduced her as Princess Celestia, the pony that she sent her earlier letter to
  179. >You bowed just like in the movies and tried to say her name a few times
  180. >It’s a hard name for you to pronounce though so you settled on just calling her Princess
  181. >She looked you over with gentle eyes and an even more gentle smile
  182. >”Hello there, little one, I am sorry for not arriving earlier, there were many duties to attend to before I could read Twilight’s letter. You must be far from home. Is there anything I can do to help you find your way back?”
  183. “It’s okay, it’s been a really fun day today! Do you have a phone I could use to call my mom to pick me up?”
  184. >She shakes her head
  185. >”I apologize, from what Twilight described to me in her letter, I do not have one of these phones myself and I suspect that you won’t be able to find one for quite a whiles away”
  186. >You deflates slightly and looked at the ground
  187. “Oh...well thanks anyways”
  188. >The reassurance in her tone did not leave
  189. >”Perhaps there is another way to send you back home. What do you remember last before you were cast away here?”
  190. >You look back at her as you try to pull at your memories
  191. “Hmm, well it was getting really hard to keep my eyes open and my mommy and uncle were beside the hospital bed”
  192. >At the mention of hospital, the Princess, for a split second, takes on a look of puzzlement before going back to a neutral curiosity
  193. “Uncle Bob turned around and put his hand over his mouth and started to breath really hard. He was shaking a little bit so maybe he was cold. I was feeling kinda cold too”
  194. >Celestia closed her eyes
  195. “Then mommy hugged me really hard when I told her how chilly I was feeling and that I wanted to take a nap. She kissed me and said she would always love me”
  196. >The other ponies around you took on thinking poses and talked to each other to brainstorm as they absorbed your words and tried to make connections as to how everything would have caused you to come here
  197. >Celestia remained silent as her eyes continued to be shut, listening in on you
  198. “Wait! I remember now! I think I know how I got here!”
  199. >Celestia finally opened her eyes and there was a glistening in them that you did not see before
  200. >You couldn’t read her expression as she spoke calmly
  201. >”Oh? And how was it?”
  202. >You jumped up in joy at your conclusion
  203. “My mommy sent me here! She said that I was going to go to a better place. I didn't know what she meant, but now that I’m here I can run and jump and play games with friends again!”
  204. >A familiar smile comes to the Princesses face
  205. >It’s the same smile that your mom had whenever you said that you were looking forward to getting better
  206. >It’s a fragile grin
  207. >But it’s warm nonetheless
  208. >”Ah yes, of course. Your mother must have-I mean, your mother loves you very much. A mother’s love is a magic that knows no limit when it comes to the happiness of her child”
  209. “Yeah, she always cuts the crust off of my sandwiches. If mom sent me here, then that must mean mom will come here too eventually, right?”
  210. >”Know that you are welcome to Equestria and that my little ponies will always treat you as one of their own, little one. And if...when your mother comes here, she too will be invited to stay here”
  211. “Thank you very much, Princess”
  212. >”One more thing, would you perhaps like to stay in my castle with me? I’m afraid that most of my ponies wouldn’t know how to take care of you”
  213. “B-but what about all my new friends!”
  214. >She giggled a little bit before speaking again
  215. >”You can of course visit them anytime you would like. A simple teleportation spell ought to do and I’ll train my student how to teleport you back”
  216. >You went up and hugged her leg
  217. >She was surprised at first but lowered her head and nuzzled your cheek warmly with one of her own
  218. >”I’ll take that as a yes”
  219. >Soon a group hug evolved as all ponies present embraced one another in one huge pile, everyone congratulated you on your new home and forced you to make promises
  220. visit as often as you could
  221. >The hug separated and Celestia looked down at you
  222. >”Before we head out, is there anything I can do to make your stay here better, little one?”
  223. >You craned your neck again to look at her face before replying
  224. “There is one thing…”
  225.  
  226. >You could feel the air rush past your hair
  227. >The cape you got from Sweetie Bell flaps behind you in the gust
  228. >Your arms reached out forward as your entire body was parallel to the ground
  229. >Which was about 2,000 meters in the air, going at a decent speed
  230. >All around you was a white magical aura
  231. >Beside you keeping pace was Princess Celestia, her horn glowing and her wings flapping
  232. >She made sure to keep a close eye supervising you but couldn’t help but laugh as you yourself laughed at the joy of flying
  233. >The two of you were flying to her castle and into the sunset together
  234. >You looked down at the pastel landscape below you
  235. >Your mom was right
  236. >You really did go to a better place
  237. >A place where you could be anything you wanted to be when you grow up now that you weren’t confined to a bed
  238. >Maybe you would be a super tough knight for the Princess
  239. >Or become a librarian and have your own neat tree that had books inside of it
  240. >Or maybe you could even learn magic and become a wizard!
  241. >The possibilities were endless now
  242. >You look forward again and felt the air brush past your checks again as your arms continued to reach out in front of you
  243. >The cape continues to blow wildly
  244. >Well, no matter what you were going to be, you were at least always going to be one thing
  245. >Mom’s little Superman
  246.  
  247. The End

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