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Invisinon

By FajitasAnon
Created: 20th January 2021 10:45:33 AM
3rd December 2021 12:45:51 PM

  1. Original Prompt:
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  3. >”Oh! Anon! I forgot you were there.”
  4. >”You just have so little magic that it’s hard to notice you sometimes!”
  5. >”Well, you’d have to have almost none at all if I can’t detect you without looking right at you, silly!”
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  7. >"I can only really see you if I focus really hard to the corner peripheral view of my big pony eyes anon"
  8. >"almost like those tulpas you are always going on about, eheh"
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  11. >>36431329
  12. >>36431346
  13. "Twilight, what in the honest fuck are you on about?"
  14. >You are the one and only Anonymous
  15. >And you're talking to one of the two ponies that seems to notice you on a regular basis
  16. >"Well, you're kind of hard to see without your magical field. I have to focus on you to make sure you don't disappear."
  17. "Is this an explanation as to why ponies keep bumping into me, then act surprised I'm there?"
  18. >"Well, it's the best explanation that I can come up with. If what I'm thinking is right, then we have a whole new perspective on magic!"
  19. "But wasn't there that time with that centaur-"
  20. >"But then again, Tirek took our magic that one time, and we could still see each other..."
  21. "Twi?"
  22. >"Maybe it's a different kind of magic! And if that story of not having any magic at all is true..."
  23. >You've lost her, and now she's stopped "seeing" you
  24. "C'mon, Twilight, focus. I'm still right here."
  25. >Your efforts to regain her attention are in vain, and you only realize that fact when she grabs a notepad and calls for Spike
  26. >Sighing, you walk outside the crystal castle
  27. >Directly into a mint-green mare
  28. >"Woah! Bon Bon! What was that for?"
  29. >The cream-coated mare next to her frowns
  30. >"I didn't do anything."
  31. >"Yes you did! You just pushed me!"
  32. >"What are you talking about? I can't even reach you."
  33. >To prove her point, she reaches a hoof out towards the slightly upset unicorn
  34. >True to her word, it stops a [spoiler]horse[/spoiler]hair short
  35. >"But what...?"
  36. "Pppppfffft... Hah!"
  37. >You can't help but laugh at the silly pair
  38. >The minty mare becomes even more confused, then her face lights up in realization
  39. >"Oh! Hi Anonymous!"
  40. >Oh fuck, you've been noticed
  41. "Oh! Hi, uh... Lyre?"
  42. >"Her name's Lyra." Bon Bon deadpans, while looking almost in your direction
  43. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. You two seen Pinkie?"
  44. >"Yeah, she's at Sugarcube Corner. Oooh, Bon Bon, wanna go grab something over there?"
  45. >"I'd like that"
  46. >Once again, the ponies you're talking to seem to lose interest and perception of you
  47. >You're pretty sure that'd be cool if it weren't so annoying
  48. >Sighing to yourself, you follow the two to Ponka
  49. >Along the way, you trip Bon Bon a few times
  50. >Heh, never mind, this invisible shit is fun
  51. >Strutting in the front door with the confidence of an entire shitposting board, you're immediately assaulted by sound
  52. >"NONNY! YOU'RE HERE!"
  53. >Removing your hands from your ears, you locate the living megaphone
  54. "Yes, I totally am here."
  55. >"-and because you're here, it's time to give you my super special friendship cupcakes!"
  56. "Are you gonna get all sad again when I eat 'em this time?"
  57. >"...nope! Because this time I'm making sure you get them!"
  58. "Panko, I got them... never mind, gimme."
  59. >Taking one, you carefully unwrap the cupcake
  60. >Ooh, red velvet, your favorite
  61. >You can't help but eat it quickly, nobody can resist the baking of the pink party pony
  62. >You've tried
  63. >A lot
  64. >Before you realize it, you're on cupcake number 4, and Pinkie's frowning
  65. >"Who keeps eating them? I was gonna give them to Nonny..."
  66. >Dammit, it's happening again
  67. >Thinking back, you remember the perfect way to get her attention
  68. >You shove Ponka
  69. >She looks around quickly, before she settles her gaze almost towards you
  70. >"NONNY! YOU'RE-"
  71. >Your hand quickly silences the baker
  72. "Yes, again, I am here. And you gave me the cupcakes. They're still very good. Please don't yell again."
  73. >You let her mouth go, and it bounces back into a smile
  74. >"Yay! I thought somepony was stealing your cupcakes again! But if you got them, that means that there was no thief! And if there was no thief, that means you were being hard to see again! And that means... Oh no, I forgot you were here again!"
  75. "It's okay Pinks, it happens."
  76. >Way too often.
  77. >"But that's not a good thing. Friends shouldn't be forgetting about friends. I know! Twilight's been trying to figure it out, maybe we can go talk to her!"
  78. "Maybe later, Pinkie. Just came from the castle. Still have more of those cupcakes in the back?"
  79. >"Yepperooni! But Mr. and Mrs. Cake told me to stop giving them to you for free, so you gotta pay for 'em."
  80. >She leans in real close and whispers somewhat close to your direction
  81. >"But I'm gonna give you the special 'I'm-Sorry-For-Not-Noticing-You' discount, okay?"
  82. >You can't refuse, of course
  83. >It's Pinkie sweets
  84. >You spend the rest of the day taking full advantage of that discount
  85. >Such is another day for you in Ponyville

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