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>You, are anon
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>You are also losing
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>Rainbow Dash is about 3 feet ahead of you, and the gap only grows bigger
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>Why is she so fast? You think to yourself
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>When she challenged you to a race, you accepted with nothing but confidence
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>You may not be a die-hard runner, but you think you're pretty fast
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>Clearly not fast enough, hm?
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>Though could you really complain?
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>Dash's ass was fantastic. Muscular, but that didn't stop it from moving hypnotically as she sprinted in her tight, black shorts
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>Seems losing wasn't that shitty, though Dash would disagree
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>"Ha! Suck it Anon! You lost!"
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>Oh, yeah, you were racing.
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"Well, darn, you got me, good job"
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>You didn't really care, you had a nice view the whole time
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>She walked over to the nearby bench and grabbed her large, blue water jug, squirting it into her mouth
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>For some reason you maintained eye contact with her as she did this
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>Lewd
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"Hey, Dash, pass that would you?"
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>She nodded silently and tossed it towards you
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>"Hey waterfall it oka-"
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>You put the bottle in your mouth and swallowed it vigorously
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>Something to note, Dash was a little bit of a germophobe
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>She told you this in confidence, you were kinda flattered
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>Doesn't mean you cared, of course, it was too fun to see the look on her face
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"Dammit Anon! Fuck off!"
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>She stepped up to you and snatched the bottle, you burst out laughing.
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>She shot one of her death glares and bent over to take off her running shoes
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>Nice ass.png
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>You switched to a loose shirt and sat down.
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>"Oh, Anon?"
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"What's up, Dash?"
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>"Pinkie wanted be to ask you if you'd be interested in... a slumber party..?"
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>Sweet jesus, no
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>A sleepover?
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>With Rainbow Dash's crazy ass, magical friends?
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>No fucking way, you promised yourself not to fuck with crazy shit ever since that one time...
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>That's for later
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>"Yeah, I don't know about that one, Dash"
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"Aw, come on Anon! It'll be fun!"
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>She wraps herself around your right arm, staring up at you with those big, beautiful eyes
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>Fuck that's cute
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42.
>Why is Dash so cute around you?
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>Only you...
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>You'll ask her about that later.
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>"Look, I'll think about it, ok?"
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>This cheers her up, knowing there is a chance
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"Awesome! I really hope you can make it!"
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>You two sit there embracing eachother.
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"O-of course because I want to beat you in all of the party games, yeah!"
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>She shoves herself off of you and punches your arm
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>"Oh yeah, sure thing, you may be faster than me, but nobody beats Anon at fuckin' party games"
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>She's already walked back to the bench, taking a swig from her bottle
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>Wait, what was that?
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>You look to her, she's got her mouth on it
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>It looks like she's internally struggling right now
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>At least she's doing it!
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>She finishes drinking and her face goes a deep crimson
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"W-what? I was t-thirsty!"
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>She turns away quickly and starts packing her things
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>"Right...thirsty" You whisper
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"Alright, lets' get going, I got a box of dvd's from my Dad we can watch!"
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>Oh, yeah, her Dad was in the Military
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>Must suck not seeing him much
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>"Sounds great! You think I can shower while I'm there, too?"
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>For some reason Dash blushes when you say this
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"Absolutely..."
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>It's late at Dash's
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>About 2:20 AM
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>You two are both on her couch, a bit tipsy, watching the last movie in the box
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70.
>The Blair Witch Project
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71.
>So far it ain't bad, you've definitely seen worse
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72.
>Dash is snuggled up against you, her ear pressed up against your chest
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>You absentmindedly stroke her hair as she hums with pleasure
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74.
>There is a jumpscare, fucking hell
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>Neither of you jump, but god damn that kinda got you
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76.
>Dash chuckles
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77.
>"What?"
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78.
"You're heartbeat just went up so much, haha"
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>She teases
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>You bet her heart did the same, but you had no idea of testing that out
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>At least without it getting lewd
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>"Oh pssh, I bet you're just as scared as I am"
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>She looks into your eyes, a small blush forming on her face
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>You stare back, but no words are exchanged for a while
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"I can't be scared of anything when I'm with you..Anon"
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>Oh my, that's...
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>Wow
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>"Dash, I..."
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89.
>What should you say?
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90.
>What can you say to something like that?
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91.
>You see her move her head towards you agonizingly slowly
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>Should you kiss her?
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>Fuck
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>You're both drunk
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>This has to be just a drunk moment
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>This cannot happen
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>Make up an excuse!
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>"Oh uh, Dash! I just forgot! My dog has been pent up in the house ALL day! I gotta blast!"
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>SERIOUSLY?
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"Oh...okay..?"
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>You rush off of the couch and pause the movie, you look back at her
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>Holy fuck she looks disappointed
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>"Dash, I'm very sorry, I promise we'll continue this another time"
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>She doesn't say anything
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105.
>As you open the front door you swear you hear a sniffle
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>God dammit
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107.
"I'll see you at the slumber party tomorrow, right?"
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108.
>You kinda owe her
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>"You got it, I'll be there. Goodnight Dash"
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>You are Rainbow Dash
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>Are you pissed?
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>Sad?
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113.
>What emotion is this?
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114.
>Since when did Anon have a fucking dog?!
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115.
>Does he not like you?
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116.
>Why did he lie to you just to get away from you?
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117.
>Are you THAT unattractive?
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118.
>What is it?
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119.
>The hair? The skirt? Fucking what?! You like your hair! AND your skirt!
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>Is he mad because you tease him?
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>You only tease him because...
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>Well...
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123.
>Is it love?
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>You think it's love
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>Whenever he's around you don't feel like you have to try so hard
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>You feel like you can just be yourself around him
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>He cares so much about you, you know it
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>But...
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129.
>Caring about someone does not exactly equal loving them
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>Dammit, Dash, you knew this!
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>Why did you try to kiss him!
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132.
>He probably thinks of you as a fucking sister!
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>Or some other dumb bullshit!
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>Fuck!
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>Fucking hell!
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>More reasons to drink
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137.
>You grab the nearest can and chug it down, throwing it on the velvet soft floor
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>You cannot cry
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139.
>Do NOT cry
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>Crying is showing weakness!
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>You can't let anybody see that your weak!
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>...
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>...
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>Nobody's around
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>You can cry
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>So you do...
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147.
>What else can you do?>You are Anon
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>What time is it?
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>11:30 AM
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>Man, you should get up
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>Bed is so comfy tho
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152.
>Yeah, but having a life is cool too
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153.
>Wait, is it?
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>You think so...
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155.
>"Uuuuugh"
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156.
>You force yourself up and into the shower
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157.
>They never sound good until you actually get in
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158.
>Warm water is the shit
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159.
>Why the fuck are pools cold?
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>Stupid
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161.
>After washing you cook yourself up some eggs and some toast
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>NO BUTTER
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163.
>pic related
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>You check your phone
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165.
>"Holy fucking shit"
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166.
>18 MISSED CALLS
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>8 NEW TEXTS
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>What the actual fuck!?
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>Oh...
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>It's Dash
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>They're all from last night, christ you feel bad
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172.
>Should you look?
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>They're probably drunken rants
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>Then she'll see you read them
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>Fuck it, you unlock your phone
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"ANON I'M SORRY"
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"ANON I'M SORRY"
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"I'M SORRY, ANON"
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"TEXT ME BACK, ANON"
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"ANON ARE YOU AWAKE?"
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"Sorry caps lock..."
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"Anon"
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"I love you anon, please, anon, text me"
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184.
>Wow
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185.
>You feel really fucking shitty right now
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186.
>How do you even respond?
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187.
>Should you go see her?
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188.
>You feel the need to see her
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189.
>Dash
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>Your closest friend
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>...
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>Friend
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193.
>Why did it sound wrong?
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194.
>Fuck, relationships suck ass
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195.
>It's decided
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196.
>After putting on some sweatpants and a white T-shirt you get in your bummy ass car
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>Hey, it moves, doesn't it?
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>"I'm coming, Dash"
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199.
>On your way to Dash's you decide to stop by McWiggles
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>Dash LOVES Shamrock Shakes
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>Let's be real, who doesn't?
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>You can't decide whether to get one for each of you, or be cheeky and get a big one with two straws for you to share
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203.
>Sounds cute
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>But you're not sure it's appropriate right now
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205.
>"Two mediums please..."
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>Yummy
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207.
>Getting back in the car you start it up and head out
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208.
>Frank Ocean is here to cheer you on, thankfully
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209.
>You turn up your stereo and bob your head to "Nikes"
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>Good fucking shit here
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211.
>Pretty sad vibes though
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212.
>You switch to the radio, enough of that
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>You forgot the radio is just overplayed music, how about just no music then?
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>Fun...
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>Quiet...
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>Oh no
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217.
>What was that song about how silence makes you think of shit you really don't want to?
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>That's you
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>FeelsVeryBad
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>Dash's house never felt so far away
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>God you missed her
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222.
>But why?
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>Why do you suddenly miss her so much?
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224.
>You've never felt these feelings about her
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225.
>Finally you arrive
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>Her car is in the driveway
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227.
>Very good sign!
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>She's here!
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>You nearly sprint up to the door and knock a little too hard
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>"Dash!? You in there?"
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>...
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>...
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>"Dash! Please let me in!"
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>...
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>...
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>Fucking shit
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>"That's okay, Dash. You need some time! I got you a shamrock! Uh..."
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>God this is awkward
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239.
>You've never shouted at a door before
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>You left the shamrock on her doorstep and left
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241.
>Fuck you hope you'll see her tonight
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242.
>Fuck you need to see her
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243.
>Dash
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244.
>Rainbow Dash
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>You are Rainbow Dash
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>It's a little after 7
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247.
>The party should be starting soon!
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248.
>Maybe you should show up late, to look cool, edgy
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249.
>Fucking what?
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250.
>No fuck that
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251.
>You take a shower, checking your phone before you get in
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252.
>...
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253.
>Nothing
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254.
>At least nothing from Anon
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>1 NEW MESSAGE
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"Hi! Dashie! The party is gonna start VERY soon! I hope you can make it! I have so much fun stuff to do! Much love!"
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>Oh Pinkie
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>Never change
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259.
>But everything hurts, still
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260.
>Guh...
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>Stop!
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262.
>You need to stop thinking so much about him
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263.
>This shit sucks, so much pain!
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264.
>Why is this just starting!
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265.
>You've known him for a whole year!
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266.
>Fuck!
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267.
>Luckily the shower really calms you down
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268.
>You don't feel like throwing up anymore
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269.
>Your chest hurts a little though
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270.
>Literal heartbreak?
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271.
>Funny
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272.
>It's not that funny
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273.
>...
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>You step out of the shower and dry off, checking yourself out in the mirror as you do so
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275.
>Nice
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276.
>Lean, a bit thicker in the right places
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277.
>Well, your b cup hasn't grown
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>But your ass is looking great!
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279.
>You grab it with one hand and shake it
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280.
>So hypnotizing, and it's YOUR ass!
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281.
>It's firm when you flex it, what you're looking for, really
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282.
>Rainbow Dash, you're one fine lady
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283.
>You slap it, a nice red mark is left
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284.
>That made your nipples hard...
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285.
>Rainbow Dash, you're one strange, horny lady
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286.
>It's time to get dressed
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287.
>Something semi-formal? Nope
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288.
>Casual?
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289.
>Wait, this is a slumber party!
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290.
>Fucking pajamas! Duh!
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291.
>Which pair?
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>The onesie?
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293.
>Meh
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294.
>Shirt and pants
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295.
>You packed some extra things like girl stuff, snacks, and clothes
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296.
>You never know what could happen, extra clothes is always good
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297.
>You slip on some shoes and grab your car keys.
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298.
>As you exit you hit something with your foot
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299.
>"Huh?"
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300.
>It's a melted shamrock shake
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301.
>How long has this been here?
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302.
>Who got this for you?
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303.
>Oh
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304.
>Right
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305.
>Only one person knows about your love for shamrock shakes
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306.
>Anon
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>Fuck, he bought you a shamrock shake
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308.
>And you let it go to waste
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309.
>...
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>WAIT
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311.
>This is his fault!
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312.
>Why the hell would he leave a shamrock shake on your doorstep without telling you?
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313.
>What an idiot
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314.
>He's your idiot, of course
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315.
>You pick up the cup and walk back inside your house to throw it away
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316.
>Now you can leave
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317.
>The drive is not too long to get to Pinkie's
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318.
>You blast some music along the way
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319.
>Should you text Anon?
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320.
>Make sure he's coming
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321.
>That sounds good
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322.
>Yeah! Do that!
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323.
>You open up your messages
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324.
>"What the fuck did I do last night?!"
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325.
>You scan over all of your messages sent to Anon
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326.
>God the cringe
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327.
>You were sooo fucking drunk
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328.
>You have to stop drinking away pain
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329.
>That shit doesn't work
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330.
>Maybe just hope he is there..?
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331.
>Yeah
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332.
>God you sure hope he's there
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333.
>It's gonna be a fun night
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334.
>You hope
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335.
>You are Anon
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336.
>God you hope Dash is there
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337.
>Well of course she'll be there
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338.
>It's HER friends party, you bet she's wonder if you're showing up
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339.
>Of course you are
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340.
>Not really even for the party
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341.
>For her
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342.
>You owe it
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343.
>You double checked your smell before you get out of the car
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344.
>Smelling good, feeling good
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345.
>Well, well, well
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346.
>This place is pretty impressive
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347.
>You walk up to the door and knock three times
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348.
>There was a knocker but who the fuck uses those?
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349.
>You wait a while, maybe nobody heard?
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350.
>Is it the right time?
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351.
>Knock louder!
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352.
THUNK THUNK THUNK
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353.
>You hear the door unlock
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354.
>It swings open
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355.
>The purple girl is there
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356.
>Twlight, right?
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357.
"Hello, who are you?"
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358.
>She doesn't know you? I guess Dash doesn't talk about you to her friends
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359.
>Why would she?
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360.
>But why does it hurt thinking she doesn't?
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361.
>"Oh! I am Anonymous, but call me Anon. I am Rainbow Dash's guest"
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362.
>You shake Twilight's hand firmly
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363.
>Her hands are mighty smaller than yours
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364.
>But fuck they're soft
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365.
>And those glasses are cute
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366.
"Okay, great! I am Twilight, come on in!"
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367.
>You were suddenly confused on who's party this was
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368.
>Pinkie's or Twilights?
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369.
>"Hey, Twilight, is this your house...or?"
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370.
>She looks back at you and smiles
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371.
>What a great smile
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372.
"Oh no, this is Pinkie's, she's in the kitchen making pizza rolls"
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373.
>Fuck yes, pizza rolls
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374.
>This is a party alright
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375.
>"Okay, i brought chips and salsa, they're in my bag"
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376.
>She nods silently and leads you downstairs into the basement
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377.
>One of those parties eh?
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378.
>Actually a basement is more for kickbacks, soooooo
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379.
>Yeah
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380.
>It's just you and six other girls
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381.
>Five of which you don't really know
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382.
>Everything's fine
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383.
>Should you leave?
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384.
>Well, you're already here
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385.
>Why leave?
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386.
>You and Twilight make it to the basement, it's pretty cold
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387.
>Everyone is already here, cool
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388.
>Wait
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389.
>Rainbow Dash isn't here
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390.
>The girls look to you
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391.
>"Where is Rainbow Dash?!" You blurt
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392.
>They all look at each other
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393.
>Sunset Shimmer speaks up
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394.
"She texted me that she's on her way, you her guest?"
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395.
>Oh thank god
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396.
>You thought she ditched on you
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397.
>"Yeah, I'm Anon, how's it going?"
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398.
>Everyone looks pretty comfortable, okay
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399.
"Howdy, Ah'm Applejack"
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400.
>She took responsibility of introducing everyone
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401.
"This is Fluttershy"
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402.
>Oh wow, that's a cute
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403.
"H-hello, Anon"
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404.
>CUTE
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405.
"An' this is Rarity"
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406.
>Fuck she's pretty
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407.
"Why hello, darling, Rainbow has told me a lot about you..."
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408.
>Really?
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409.
>Okay! Good, that's good, right?
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410.
>"She's only said good things, yeah?"
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411.
"Why don't you ask her yourself, dear?"
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412.
>Everyone's looking behind you
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413.
>Shit
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414.
>She's here
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415.
>You haven't thought about what to say
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416.
>Sorry maybe?
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417.
>You turn around
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418.
>Wow she looks great, as usual
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419.
>Her friends greet her, but you just look
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420.
"Hey girls..."
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421.
>Uh, me too?!
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422.
"Anon..."
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423.
>She nods to you, you smile
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424.
>She doesn't
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425.
>Fuck so cold
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426.
>Is she mad!?
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427.
>B-but, shamrock shake!
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428.
>She walks passed you and she takes a seat next to Applejack
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429.
>Is she really going to be like that?!
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430.
>Seriously?
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431.
>Fine. Fuck her
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432.
>You decide to check on the pizza rolls upstairs
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433.
>So what?! So what you didn't kiss her!
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434.
>It's not that big of a fucking deal!
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435.
>She doesn't have to be so cold towards you
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436.
>Where's her fistbump?
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437.
>Or hug!?
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438.
>She loves it when you hug her!
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439.
>She gets all flustered and buries her face into your chest
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440.
>She almost forgets to let go after a while
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441.
>Okay
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442.
>Enough thinking about her, this is a party
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443.
>And bad vibes are not going to ruin it!
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444.
>Just ignore her!
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445.
>Don't let her drag you down! You were going to have fun! Drink! Dance! Hook Up!
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446.
>...
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447.
>Maybe not the last one, but you can only dream
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448.
>The smell of pizza rolls fills your nostrils
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449.
>Oh boy
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450.
>You approach the kitchen after a little guidance from the smell
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451.
>"How's it going in here?"
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452.
>You're face to face with a wall of pizza rolls
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453.
>Holy fuck why
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454.
"Oh? Who's there?"
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455.
>That must be Pinkie, yeah? Why did she make so many goddamn pizza rolls?
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456.
>"It's me, Anon. I'm Dash's guest"
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457.
"Grrrreat! Welcome to the party! I just have to finish all of these pizza rolls!"
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458.
>Yeah no.
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459.
>"Uh, maybe that's enough pizza rolls?"
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460.
>Her head punches through the wall, somehow none of them fall over
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461.
>She looks at you with pure hatred
-
462.
"Too MANY pizza rolls?!"
-
463.
>Oh god did you fuck up? Already?
-
464.
"How can one have TOO MANY pizza rolls?"
-
465.
>She smiles, oh thank god, you thought you were dead for sure, she's got crazy magic
-
466.
>"Well, let's be real, who's going to eat all of this?"
-
467.
>You grab one off of the wall, soooo gooood
-
468.
>There's just way too many
-
469.
"I am silly! This is all for me!"
-
470.
>wat
-
471.
>She cranes her neck and rotates her head, un-humanlike
-
472.
>She opens her mouth wide and swallows all of them, like 0 fucking chewing went on there
-
473.
>What dat mouth do..?
-
474.
>Fuck, think about what just happened
-
475.
>Actually don't
-
476.
"Yummy! Now here are the rest of them!"
-
477.
>The plate she shows looks reasonable for a party of 8
-
478.
>"Ok! I'll bring them down!"
-
479.
>She nods to you and salutes, opening the fridge for more food
-
480.
>You spot some beer in there, oh yes please
-
481.
>Anything to get your mind off of Dash
-
482.
>You neeeeed this
-
483.
>Is the beer even for the party?
-
484.
>Oh, who are you kidding, of course it is!
-
485.
>You gotta get Pinkie to bring it down, NOW
-
486.
>She sees you eyeing the fridge
-
487.
"What's up? You need some milk with those? Some are spiiiicy!"
-
488.
>She then proceeds to chug some milk straight from the carton, some of it leaked out of the corner of her mouth
-
489.
>Lewd asf
-
490.
>"Uh no, actually I was wondering about the-"
-
491.
"Whipped cream!? I LOOOVE that stuff! I haven't tried it on pizza rolls yet! Good idea Anon!"
-
492.
>Of course, she picks one off of the plate and tries it
-
493.
>You think it'd be gross, but her reaction tells you it's delicious
-
494.
>Now you gotta try
-
495.
>"Pinkie, hand me the cream"
-
496.
"Mhmm!" She tosses it and you catch it, of course
-
497.
>Her mouth is full of cream
-
498.
>...
-
499.
>Lewd
-
500.
>You nab one pizza roll and put a dot of whipped cream on it
-
501.
>Doesn't actually look that bad
-
502.
>You pop it in your mouth and chew
-
503.
>Okay not as amazing as expected, but manageable
-
504.
>Definitely not something you're doing often
-
505.
"Isn't it great! What doesn't taste good with whipped cream?!"
-
506.
>She's nose to nose with you
-
507.
>"Yeah, it was okay. Maybe barbecue sauce or hot sauce would suit it better though"
-
508.
>She puts whipped cream on your nose and giggles
-
509.
"Yeah that DOES sound good!"
-
510.
>You cross your eyes to look at the whipped cream, which gets another laugh out of her
-
511.
>She's pretty cool, it seems
-
512.
>If this girl is hosting the party it should be a good one
-
513.
>Time for some payback, anyways
-
514.
>"Hey Pinkie"
-
515.
>She is still practically in your face, but you call her anyways
-
516.
"Mhmmmm?"
-
517.
>God she's so cute
-
518.
>You lean you head forwards and wipe the cream you had on your nose all over her face
-
519.
>You laugh hysterically like it's the most evil plan ever deducted
-
520.
>So does she
-
521.
>She grabs the can and squirts some on your nose again
-
522.
>Obviously you rub it all over her face with your nose again
-
523.
>Is this weird?
-
524.
>You both are very weird
-
525.
"Hahaha! Anon you're so fun!"
-
526.
>That makes you feel good
-
527.
>Someone is missing out on your fun-ness
-
528.
>Sucks to be that person
-
529.
>Pinkie Pie suddenly gasps
-
530.
>Oh shit son what happened
-
531.
"Anon! I have a great idea!"
-
532.
>"What is it, Pinkie"
-
533.
>You trying not to laugh at her cream face
-
534.
>It's all over
-
535.
>Like everywhere
-
536.
>So lewd
-
537.
>Withouts speaking Pinkie Pie takes the can and puts some on your nose again
-
538.
>You move your head forward to attack but she puts a hand up to stop you
-
539.
>She instead leans her head forwards
-
540.
>What kind of ruse is this?
-
541.
>What's she up to?
-
542.
>Pinkie Pie giggles then licks the cream off of your nose
-
543.
>Oh my god
-
544.
>This girl is making you feel things
-
545.
>Things you didn't think would be felt tonight
-
546.
>Wat do..?
-
547.
>She stands there, holding in her laughter as you sit with a probably stupid ass face
-
548.
"Bahahahaha! Anon you should see your face!"
-
549.
>You knew it goddammit
-
550.
>Your facial expressions betray you, trust no one
-
551.
>Not even yourself
-
552.
>You start to laugh along with her, even though you're a tad aroused
-
553.
>What the fuck is this girl doing to you?
-
554.
>You're catching feelings already! You've been here for like 5 minutes!
-
555.
"So Anon..."
-
556.
>Wow her voice got a lot more sexier
-
557.
>Looking up at her now you see her eyes half lidded
-
558.
>Though what else are you going to look at, the rest of her face is whipped cream
-
559.
"Aren't you gonna..."
-
560.
>She walks up to you and grips your torso
-
561.
>Then she leans in really close and stares into your eyes
-
562.
"Return the favooor..?"
-
563.
>wut...
-
564.
>Is she implying...
-
565.
>That you...
-
566.
>Lick all of that shit off
-
567.
>Man, thinking about it, it doesn't seem that bad
-
568.
>She's so incredibly sexy, yet so silly it conflicts you
-
569.
>Is she innocent or what!?
-
570.
>Should you do this?
-
571.
>Fuck yeah you should
-
572.
>"You got it, Pinks"
-
573.
>This is gonna get steamy
-
574.
>You're doing this, oh boy you're doing this
-
575.
>This shit is crazy
-
576.
>Of all of the lewd things you've seen and heard of
-
577.
>You never thought you'd be doing this shit
-
578.
>You place your hands on Pinkie's face and she giggles
-
579.
>You decide to start with her forehead, it's got the least amount on it
-
580.
>And you wanted to get to those lips quickly
-
581.
>She giggles and squirms as you tentatively lick her face
-
582.
>It's getting less weird, honestly
-
583.
>This was hot
-
584.
>With time you get down lower
-
585.
>You tease her my dragging your tongue just above her lips, you feel her pucker them a little bit
-
586.
>Man, she must really want it
-
587.
>You make circles around her lips before going to her chin, her creamy lips left behind
-
588.
>She whimpers and you can feel her trying to move her head
-
589.
>"Pinkie, let me finish all of this, it'll be worth the wait"
-
590.
>She subtly nods and you continue
-
591.
>After her chin you continue on to her neck
-
592.
>You suckle and nibble on it as you trail downwards
-
593.
"Oh Anon"
-
594.
>She moans and starts to rub her hands all over you
-
595.
>She places a hand on the back of your head and reveals more of her neck for you
-
596.
>You move your hands down to her tender, ample hips
-
597.
>You squeeze them and continue your raid on her neck
-
598.
"I think I'm d-done waiting, A-anon..."
-
599.
>Her beath is labored, and she's got that look in her eyes
-
600.
>God that's hot
-
601.
>She grabs your head, lifts it up, then slams her mouth onto yours
-
602.
>Your tongues collide with aggressiveness and passion
-
603.
>You overpower hers easily and you explore her mouth
-
604.
>She tastes fucking great
-
605.
>The whipped cream is probably helping with that
-
606.
>She moans huskily and begins to fumble with your belt buckle
-
607.
>She's so wrapped up in the moment she struggles with it, until finally she throws down your pants
-
608.
>Instantly she slips her hand down your boxers and feels up your dick
-
609.
>Now it's your turn to let out a moan
-
610.
>She smiles and slides your boxers down, letting your pride stand free
-
611.
>The kiss breaks apart for a brief moment
-
612.
>Then she forces herself upon you again
-
613.
>You're memory is clouded by all of your lust
-
614.
>What led up to this situation?
-
615.
>...
-
616.
>Does that really matter?
-
617.
>You're fucking around with Pinkie Pie, someone you barely know
-
618.
>Life's good
-
619.
>Your dick by now is at full attention, with her groping and the kissing
-
620.
>Pinkie pushes her lower half closer to you, your dick poking her leg
-
621.
>She moans into the kiss again and adjusts her legs
-
622.
>Once your dick is aligned in between them, she slides it in the middle
-
623.
>You are now thigh-fucking Pinkie Pie
-
624.
>You groan and thrust forward lightly
-
625.
>Her silky smooth shorts feel like they were designed for this
-
626.
>Fuck, you feel like she was designed for this, her thighs are so warm and plump
-
627.
>It feels amazing
-
628.
>You slide your dick in as far as possible, before your pelvis gets pressed against her
-
629.
>You can tell she enjoying it as well, you can even feel the heat emminating from her crotch
-
630.
>Maybe you should do some work on that
-
631.
>Moving a hand from her hip you use three fingers to rub at her sensitive area
-
632.
>She breaks the kiss and holds in a gasp, before letting it out in a lust filled moan
-
633.
>You two stare into each others eyes, you thrusting and rubbing her
-
634.
"Anon..."
-
635.
>"P-Pinkie"
-
636.
>You felt your self getting close
-
637.
>No way you're busting right now, you gotta stick something in this girl
-
638.
>You slow your thrusting down to a halt and kiss her again
-
639.
>You grasp her hips and lead her backwards towards the counter
-
640.
>She realizes this and gets her own pace, before setting herself on her back on top of the counter
-
641.
>God she's so sexy
-
642.
>You stare down at her, your hands creeping up to pull off her shorts
-
643.
>You do it in one swift motion, you're prick is twitching in excitement
-
644.
>Her panties are the only thing between your goal, they're slid off with ease and discarded onto the floor
-
645.
>It's time
-
646.
>Her pink slit glistens with juices, it's looks so inviting
-
647.
"Anoooon, come ooon"
-
648.
>She wraps her legs around your waist and pulls you closer to her
-
649.
>Your head nudges the entrance and she groans
-
650.
>You take a breath and slowly slid it in
-
651.
>Her heated flesh fits snugly around your cock
-
652.
>It felt so good
-
653.
>The further you sink in the more you ached for, soon you got as far as you could
-
654.
"Oh, Anon, you-you really fill me up"
-
655.
>She giggles and breathes heavily, it's nice to see she's enjoying this
-
656.
>It's time to pick up the pace
-
657.
>You grip the edge of the counter and start thrusting with great vigor
-
658.
>Pinkie moans and gasps out of wanton lust
-
659.
>Her tits bounce with each thrust, giving you some thing to stare at
-
660.
>She's a D cup at best
-
661.
>Every time you begin to pull back her needy walls grip and pull in desperation to keep you in
-
662.
>Soon your sweating quite a bit, and Pinkie's pink skin glistens under the kitchen lights, highlighting her voluptuous features
-
663.
>Pinkie moves her hands to yours and locks fingers with you
-
664.
>You stare into her big, beautifully blue eyes
-
665.
"A-anon, I think I'm going to...to"
-
666.
>Her sentence is cut short and her eyes twitch and roll as she convulses
-
667.
>You feel her tighten up down there and it adds even more pleasure to this
-
668.
>Her juices coat your dick and you're filled with euphoria
-
669.
>Shit you're gonna cum soon
-
670.
>You gotta warn her, at least
-
671.
>She's still riding that orgasm, her tongue is lolling out of her mouth and her legs twitch just a little
-
672.
>You'll wait for her to finish
-
673.
>In the meantime you grasp her breasts to squeeze and knead them
-
674.
>Pinkie moans out the loudest she has yet and it sparks a worry in you
-
675.
>The fucking girls are still here
-
676.
>Holy fuck
-
677.
>You think you better wrap this up
-
678.
>"Pinkie, I'm gonna, where do you want it?"
-
679.
>She wordlessly moves her legs from around you and you slide out of her
-
680.
>She twists and scooches on the counter so she's on her belly, facing you
-
681.
"M-my mouth, Anon"
-
682.
>Fuck yeah
-
683.
>Her mouth opens and she sticks her tongue out, looking up at you
-
684.
>You stroke yourself before releasing onto her tongue and into her mouth
-
685.
>You run your fingers through her hair and groan
-
686.
>That felt reaaally good
-
687.
>You are Rainbow Dash
-
688.
>You're worried about Anon, he left to check on the pizza rolls like 15 minutes ago!
-
689.
>Maybe you should check on them?
-
690.
>Pinkie and Anon, you mean
-
691.
>The rest of the girls are playing Go Fish in the back
-
692.
>You weren't really into it
-
693.
>You just wanted to drink and get crazy, have fun
-
694.
>Go Fish isn't that fun, you thought so for most card games
-
695.
>Though strip poker is quite crazy
-
696.
>Getting bored you decide to head over to the girls
-
697.
>"Hey, girls, who's winning?"
-
698.
>Applejack looks over to you with a cocky smile
-
699.
"Well, I am, Dash. Fluttershy is right behind me, though"
-
700.
>The rest of the girls hum in confirmation
-
701.
"Got any Jacks?" Rarity spoke.
-
702.
"Nope!"
-
703.
>See? This is what you mean.
-
704.
>Fucking boooooring
-
705.
>Asking questions and putting cards in a pile isn't that fun
-
706.
>Why did Pinkie put all of the fun stuff in that damned locked cabinet?
-
707.
>Speaking of Pinkie, right, checking on her and stuff
-
708.
>And Anon, yeah
-
709.
>Sure
-
710.
>"Hey, I'm gonna go see what is taking Pinkie and Anon so long"
-
711.
"Oh my, they sure have been out for a long time, haven't they?"
-
712.
>Rarity giggles
-
713.
"I wonder what a man and woman can be up to, alone, for this amount of time?"
-
714.
>Fuck off, Rarity
-
715.
>Seriously?
-
716.
>Anon isn't like that
-
717.
>The girls laugh together
-
718.
>"It's not that funny"
-
719.
>They stop
-
720.
"Oh, Dash, I'm sorry, it was just too good of an opening"
-
721.
>Fuck you, and your apology
-
722.
>You walk towards the basement steps and make your way up
-
723.
>You don't smell any pizza rolls
-
724.
>Weird, isn't that what she was making?
-
725.
>Somethings fishy here
-
726.
>You round the corner into the kitchen and see Anon and Pinkie sitting on the counter drinking beer
-
727.
>The fuck?
-
728.
>They started drinking already?!
-
729.
>"So, what's going in here, huh?"
-
730.
>You're a little jealous
-
731.
>You are Anon
-
732.
>After the....
-
733.
>Event
-
734.
>You and Pinkie just chilled on the counter, drinking beer and talking
-
735.
>You completely forgot about how you're supposed to be taking pizza rolls down
-
736.
>They're probably cold, anyways
-
737.
>Gonna have to reheat them later
-
738.
>"So yeah, that's basically how I met Dash"
-
739.
"You became such good friends even after an argument like that?"
-
740.
>Yeah it was strange
-
741.
>You basically got your ass handed to you by her soccer team in a game at school
-
742.
>The bitch had her soccer friends with her and you had to draft pick from a bunch of random guys you've never met
-
743.
>Hey at least they were fit
-
744.
>Somewhat, anyways
-
745.
>So you lost like 18:0 and you cussed her out
-
746.
>Some shit about her being a cocky showoff piece of shit
-
747.
>You don't really regret saying it
-
748.
>It was true
-
749.
>Then you argued with her and her whole team, because yours left you behind
-
750.
>Fuck those guys
-
751.
>After that you and Dash became partners in weights, so you couldn't avoid seeing her
-
752.
>Soon you just started talking more and she actually even helped you get better at soccer
-
753.
>You don't even really like soccer, you just had fun with her
-
754.
>You even attended her games and cheered her on, taking her out after, too
-
755.
>You'd cheer her up after a loss by just pep talking her and getting her after game snacks
-
756.
>You'd like to do these things again
-
757.
>But it ain't soccer season right now
-
758.
>Plus, it's complicated between you two
-
759.
>You hear someone walking down the hallway towards the kitchen
-
760.
>You double check that nothing scandalous is hanging out and all of the clothes are ON
-
761.
>The only slightest hint at what happened was Pinkie's crazy ass disheveled hair
-
762.
>Oh! It's Dash!
-
763.
>Aaaand
-
764.
>She doesn't look too happy, at all
-
765.
"So, what's going on in here, huh?"
-
766.
>Operation act like nothing crazy went on
-
767.
>"Oh? Me and Pinkie just opened up some beers and started chatting, no biggie"
-
768.
>She doesn't seem too happy about the answer
-
769.
"Yeah! Me and Anon were actually JUST talking about you! Dash!"
-
770.
>You're blowing it, Pinkie
-
771.
>God dammit, Pinkie
-
772.
>Reminiscing about your past with Dash isn't something you want to do right now
-
773.
>The feels man
-
774.
"Talking about me? Like what?"
-
775.
>She's so pissy lately, like even more than when she loses a soccer game
-
776.
>You look to Pinkie and she shrugs
-
777.
>"Well, like when we first met and stuff"
-
778.
>Her face softens, she opens her mouth to say something but nothing comes out
-
779.
"Yeah! I can't believe that you guys got so mad over a game!"
-
780.
>Yeah, Pinkie
-
781.
"And even after that you hung out all the time and became besties!"
-
782.
>Okay, Pinkie
-
783.
"I think you guys would be such an adorable cou-"
-
784.
>Dash's glares at her, her fists balled and a fire in her eyes
-
785.
"OKAY, PINKIE, ENOUGH"
-
786.
>Jesus, she's angry
-
787.
>Pinkie stops talking and frowns for a moment, then smiles
-
788.
"Oh yeah! We gotta reheat these pizza rolls!"
-
789.
>What a change in vibes
-
790.
>Dash is pissed
-
791.
>Pinkie is...
-
792.
>Well you don't really know, she's happy a lot but that could just mask some inner demons that shroud her daily life with fits of rage, sorrow, and regret
-
793.
>Oh god, what the fuck was that?
-
794.
>You need help
-
795.
>Pinkie shuffles around the kitchen doing random shit you don't care about
-
796.
>You're too worried about Dash
-
797.
>You wonder if she's gonna be okay
-
798.
>You need to talk to her
-
799.
>You slide off the counter and walk towards her
-
800.
>She notices you approaching and tenses up
-
801.
>"Hey, Dash... Are you..."
-
802.
>Just ask her
-
803.
>"..."
-
804.
>The fuck? Speak words!
-
805.
>"Are you..."
-
806.
>She's waiting expectantly
-
807.
"Dashie! Come here a moment pleeease!"
-
808.
>Dammit Pinkie
-
809.
>Dash looks to her then back to you, before slowly walking away
-
810.
>Not without looking back
-
811.
>Looks like she has something to say as well
-
812.
>Why is this so hard?
-
813.
>Dash walks over to grab two plates of pizza rolls, one in each hand
-
814.
>Pinkie smiles and squees before grabbing plates, napkins, and turning off the oven
-
815.
>What were you gonna do?
-
816.
>Dash walks passed you and catch her wonderful fragrance
-
817.
>What is that? You've never noticed Dash wears perfume
-
818.
>You'll ask her about it later
-
819.
>You'll TRY to ask her about it later
-
820.
"Anon! You can grab the beers! There on the 'fridgerator shelf!" Pinkie calls out, moving towards you
-
821.
>Oh nice
-
822.
>More beer!
-
823.
>"Alright Pinkie, I'm on it"
-
824.
>You brush passed her and open up the fridge
-
825.
>It's fucking loaded
-
826.
>Every time you look into your fridge it's just a pile of disappointment
-
827.
>But this...
-
828.
>It's like the holy land of foods
-
829.
>You spot the beers and grab both the boxes, time for the party to actually start
-
830.
>Then something crosses your mind, something pretty important
-
831.
>"Hey...Pinkie?"
-
832.
"Yeah, Anon?"
-
833.
>How do you phrase this..?
-
834.
>"I'm, not exactly looking for an actual relationship and-"
-
835.
>Pinkie rushes to you and kisses you
-
836.
>It is filled with passion, you can feel the her emotions poured into you
-
837.
>Your tongues wrestle briefly before she moves away
-
838.
"I know Anon, I'm not looking for one either..."
-
839.
>Okay, good?
-
840.
"Buuuut..."
-
841.
>She pecks you on the lips, now your blushing
-
842.
"It would be nice if we could stay extra special friends, if you now what I mean..."
-
843.
>Friends With Benefits?
-
844.
>Oh sure, sure
-
845.
>"Y-yeah, Pinkie, that sounds amazing"
-
846.
>Your so flustered right now, it's kind of embarrassing
-
847.
"Grrrrreat! I'm so glad I met you, Anon!"
-
848.
>"Likewise, Pinkie..."
-
849.
>She smiles, plants one more kiss on your lips then turns to walk away
-
850.
>What a great night so far
-
851.
>Well, it could definitely be much better
-
852.
>If Dash would come around
-
853.
>Or if you could come around...
-
854.
>Why is it so hard to talk to her?
-
855.
>That night wasn't that bad...
-
856.
>Whatever, no reason to think about that when you're about to get wasted with a bunch of chicks
-
857.
>Life's good
-
858.
>Veeeeeerrry good
-
859.
>You step downstairs, going carefully since the stairway is quite dark
-
860.
>The light from the basement guides you, you hear some chit chat from the girls
-
861.
>Can't wait to make it awkward when you get down there
-
862.
>You knew you would
-
863.
>The girls notice you walking towards them, they give small waves
-
864.
>Rarity decides to speak up
-
865.
"Oh, Anon, darling, you're finally back from your..."
-
866.
>She and a few others suppress laughter
-
867.
>"One on one time..."
-
868.
>Oh shit, son
-
869.
>Your eyes widen and you feel a bead of sweat crawl down your face
-
870.
>She knows?
-
871.
>She knows!
-
872.
>Don't panic...
-
873.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
-
874.
>The girls laugh and Pinkie Pie looks at you quizzically
-
875.
>Does she not get it?
-
876.
>How can you let that fly over your head?
-
877.
>C'mon Pinkie
-
878.
>Dash looks fucking pissed off
-
879.
>She refrains herself from saying anything, for the better of the girls
-
880.
>You know how good she is at going off on someone
-
881.
>Most girls are
-
882.
>But Dash is next level
-
883.
>"I...uh, um"
-
884.
>This shit is embarrassing, and awkward
-
885.
>All of the girls know you fucked Pinkie!
-
886.
>Fucking how!?
-
887.
>Were you noisy?
-
888.
>Rarity takes a breath and notices your internal freak out
-
889.
"Oh, darling, I'm juuust teasing you! Now come and bring those beers!" She says, gesturing with her hand
-
890.
>"You...were?"
-
891.
>Shit don't blow it!
-
892.
>"Right! Of course, nice joke, Rarity!"
-
893.
>Smooth...
-
894.
>You walk over to the table and place both boxes on top
-
895.
>Some are quick to grab one but you just watch in amusement
-
896.
>It's like feeding birds
-
897.
>Then something crosses your mind, something about drinking, and games
-
898.
>Got it!
-
899.
>"Girls! Wait! Don't drink yet!"
-
900.
"Wha? I've been waiting all night for this!" Sunset whines
-
901.
>The girls nod with her in agreement
-
902.
"Yeah, what's the hold up Anon?" Applejack asks.
-
903.
>This'll be fun
-
904.
>"Don't worry, you'll definitely drink. I just wanted to kick it off... differently"
-
905.
>They look at you like you spoke an alien language
-
906.
>"A game, would you like to play a game?"
-
907.
>You get some hesitant nods and silent "sures"
-
908.
>Good 'nuff
-
909.
>This gun be gud
-
910.
>You grab a table from the corner of the basement and drag it over to the center
-
911.
>You line up the beers on the edge of the circular table
-
912.
>Almost a perfect circle
-
913.
>Maybe you can use the gaps for a twist
-
914.
>The girls don't ask you what you're doing while you work, they mingle to each other
-
915.
>That's good, you want to explain when it's finished
-
916.
>Hmm, you need a bottle
-
917.
>You run upstairs into the kitchen and find an empty green tea bottle in the recyclables bin
-
918.
>You just dug through Pinkie's trash, yeah, you need help
-
919.
>You make your way back into the basement and place the bottle in the center of the beer-can circle
-
920.
>It's...
-
921.
>so beautiful
-
922.
>Your game is finished being set up
-
923.
>Explaining it should be easy
-
924.
"Anon, you done yet?" Twilight asks, walking up to the table and grabbing a beer
-
925.
>You raise an eyebrow, and she puts it down
-
926.
>"Yes, I just need to explain the game, it's simple"
-
927.
>You walk to your position
-
928.
>"Everybody get around the table, but make sure your in between the beer cans!" They form up like they're told
-
929.
"Is this some new version of 'Spin the Bottle'?" Rarity speaks
-
930.
>You nod your head and smile
-
931.
>"It's my FAVORITE version, Rarity. Okay, listen up"
-
932.
>You clear your throat...
-
933.
>"Basically, when it's your turn, you spin the bottle and if it points to a can, you shotgun it."
-
934.
>That's when you slam your car key onto the table, that was loud..
-
935.
>Fluttershy even let's out a yelp
-
936.
>oops
-
937.
>"Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya'"
-
938.
>Yeah you kinda did...
-
939.
>And you're going to hell for it
-
940.
>"Use this to make the hole in the can, that's not too hard!"
-
941.
>The girls look pretty enthusiastic about this
-
942.
>Drinking games are fun, but you have one more thing
-
943.
>"However, if your bottle lands on someone, you can make them shotgun TWO cans!"
-
944.
>Maybe it should have been a negative for the spinner, but that's 0 fun
-
945.
>The girls oo and aa at the M. Night Shamalan level twist
-
946.
"Awesome! Let's get started!" Dash exclaims
-
947.
>That's the most excited you've seen her all night
-
948.
>It's nice
-
949.
>As the girls start to cheer and talk, you feel a tug on your shirt
-
950.
>Who could that be?
-
951.
>You look down at the small yellow girl known as Fluttershy
-
952.
>God she's cute
-
953.
>"Hey, Fluttershy, what's up?"
-
954.
>You try to make your voice as calm and soothing as possible
-
955.
"OH, well, um I was just wondering if you could answer a question I have. It's about that game"
-
956.
>Uh ok
-
957.
>"No problem! Shoot"
-
958.
"W-what's 'Shotgunning'"
-
959.
>HNNNNG
-
960.
>So innocent
-
961.
>So...
-
962.
>Corruptible
-
963.
>Oh boy
-
964.
>"What's shotgunning? Here"
-
965.
>You hand her a can and the car key, she grabs then nervously
-
966.
>"I will guide you through the steps, Fluttershy"
-
967.
"Oh, okay then"
-
968.
>"Raise the can above your head and tilt it towards you a little..."
-
969.
>She does so and look to you for another step
-
970.
>"Press the key up to the bottom closest to your mouth, but don't penetrate it yet!"
-
971.
>She does.
-
972.
>The girls are watching you, now
-
973.
>Their eyes are saying "DONT FUCK UP"
-
974.
>"Okay, Flutters, now once you push the key in, put your mouth over the hole you made then open the can from the top"
-
975.
>She gives you a look of uncertainty but you nod and smile at her
-
976.
>She stabs the can and the beer drops out, but she catches it just in time
-
977.
>Then she opens the can and the liquid rushes out
-
978.
>A little spils onto the floor but overall she does it surprisingly well
-
979.
>She's a natural
-
980.
>She's gonna be a fun drunk
-
981.
>The girls clap as she chugs the beer down like she's done it before
-
982.
>You can tell some of them are surprised
-
983.
>Hell, so are you
-
984.
>Fluttershy finishes and emits a loud belch
-
985.
"Oops, e-excuse me..."
-
986.
>Applejack walk up to her
-
987.
"Well I'll be, Shy, yer' a natural!"
-
988.
>Everyone agrees, Fluttershy smiles
-
989.
>"I think we can start the game then, yeah?"
-
990.
"Yeah let's get started!"
-
991.
>Everyone's in position
-
992.
>You decide to go first, it's your game, after all
-
993.
>You land on a can, you shotgun it quickly and point at Fluttershy, who's to your left
-
994.
>"Let's just go clockwise, girls, make it easy"
-
995.
"No issue with that" Twilight adds.
-
996.
>Fluttershy spins the bottle and you're up
-
997.
>Let's hope that isn't a routine, god forbid you get completely hammered
-
998.
>You shotgun the two cans in front of you
-
999.
>Applejack goes next
-
1000.
>The bottle spins rapidly, everyone's eyes rotate in concentration
-
1001.
>God FUCKING damn
-
1002.
>It's on you again!
-
1003.
>"This has to be some joke, right? Whatever, more for me I guess!"
-
1004.
"Poor Anon, he's going to get so drunk he won't even remember being here!"
-
1005.
>Very funny
-
1006.
>It was, everyone was laughing at you now
-
1007.
>"Well I guess it's better than being completely sober, eh?
-
1008.
>You down your beers
-
1009.
"Alright, Sunset, you're up" Rainbow says. Getting excited that it's almost her turn
-
1010.
"Yeah, Rainbow, I got that"
-
1011.
>She spins the bottle and she gets a beer
-
1012.
>The game continues until there are about 3 cans left
-
1013.
>Applejack has had about 6
-
1014.
>Dash has had about 4
-
1015.
>Rarity has had about 6 as well, though she is a lighter weight than Applejack, and it shows
-
1016.
>Fluttershy has had around 8
-
1017.
>Poor girl
-
1018.
>She doesn't seem too drunk, however
-
1019.
>Twilight is clearly drunk from only 3 beers
-
1020.
>You've never seen anyone that lightweight before
-
1021.
>Sunset is currently spinning, at 7 beers
-
1022.
>Pinkie is at 5, though plus 2 counting the earlier in the kitchen
-
1023.
>That was awesome
-
1024.
>And you...
-
1025.
>You're going hard at like 11 or 12
-
1026.
>You can't really remember
-
1027.
>Remember what?
-
1028.
>Whatever
-
1029.
>Everyone's chatting and having fun
-
1030.
>"G-guys we are alm-most done with...these beers."
-
1031.
"Yeah Anon, we see 'em" Applejack says, amused.
-
1032.
"Girls! What should we do next?" Pinkie blurts , throwing her hands up
-
1033.
>"I WAS... just about to ask that one, Pinkie"
-
1034.
>Dude, don't shout
-
1035.
"Maybe we can -hic-, watch a movie or even do charades!" Twilight says.
-
1036.
>Everyone seems to light up at Charades
-
1037.
>"I fucking LOVE charades! Twilight!"
-
1038.
>You could kiss her for suggesting that
-
1039.
>You shouldn't
-
1040.
>Should you..?
-
1041.
>Nah
-
1042.
"I'm down for some charades! I am such a good actor!" Dash says, sticking her head up and placing her hands on her hips.
-
1043.
>Dem hips
-
1044.
>Woo! Charades!
-
1045.
>You loved playing charades at parties
-
1046.
>Watching people either:
-
1047.
>Be really good at it, or
-
1048.
>Suck a whole lot of dick
-
1049.
>Pleased you...
-
1050.
>Though you meant sucking dick figuratively
-
1051.
>However, you wouldn't mind a blowjob right now
-
1052.
>Who in this room could give the best one?
-
1053.
>You silently scan the crowd of seven and smile
-
1054.
>Dude
-
1055.
>For some reason you feel Sunset or Dash could just blow you away
-
1056.
>Pun intended
-
1057.
>Sunset has had a bf before, right?
-
1058.
>Experience gained
-
1059.
>Dash has been on many sports teams and knows all of the football players!
-
1060.
>Experience gained..!
-
1061.
>Is it common for football players to get their dicks sucked by soccer captains..?
-
1062.
>You didn't really know
-
1063.
>You could just ASK dash!
-
1064.
>What? No that's stupid
-
1065.
>But...curiosity
-
1066.
>You wonder if she'd be willing to suck you off, just for a moment
-
1067.
>Say it's part of the game
-
1068.
>Charades, yeah!
-
1069.
>Jesus, Anon!
-
1070.
>What are you thinking!
-
1071.
>You'd rather have Rarity do it, duh
-
1072.
"Anon! Anon!"
-
1073.
>You hear someone shouting at you, you look up instinctively
-
1074.
>It's Dash!
-
1075.
>Did she read your thoughts? Is it time?!
-
1076.
"I've been calling you for like, ever! Lets go play!"
-
1077.
>Play? Ohohoh Dash, not beating around the bush, eh?
-
1078.
>Wait, she means charades
-
1079.
>You're too drunk for this shit
-
1080.
>Meh, whatever, that kind of makes it more fun
-
1081.
>"Oh? Yeah Dash I'm coming, darling"
-
1082.
>She gives you a weird look before walking back to the group of girls
-
1083.
>Did you call her darling?
-
1084.
>You think about Rarity too much
-
1085.
>It's unhealthy
-
1086.
>She's hot, tho
-
1087.
>Fluttershy walks up in front of you and the girls, looks kinda nervous
-
1088.
>She places her hands into her armpits and waves her elbows
-
1089.
>Like a chicken
-
1090.
>"Chicken" You say nonchalantly
-
1091.
"Uhm, yes" Fluttershy squeaks
-
1092.
>That was too easy, Fluttershy suuuuuucks at this
-
1093.
>You gotta give a challenge! Like do a movie from the 1800s or some shit
-
1094.
>Nobody will get that one
-
1095.
"I'll go next, I've got a good one!"
-
1096.
>Rainbow Dash scurries up onto the 'stage' and readies herself
-
1097.
>She gives you guys the motions to work it out amongst yourselves
-
1098.
"A movie!"
-
1099.
>Yuppers
-
1100.
"Two words!"
-
1101.
>"Uhhhhm"
-
1102.
"Oh oh oh! A burger!"
-
1103.
>"A gun?"
-
1104.
"Screaming!"
-
1105.
"Table flipping!"
-
1106.
>Hmm, what movie has table flipping, burgers, and guns?
-
1107.
>Not ringing any bells for you
-
1108.
"Oh! Lemon juicer!"
-
1109.
"Orange juicer!?"
-
1110.
>What the actual fuck is going on?
-
1111.
>She's pretending to remove the pulp from the jar of squeezed lemon or orange juice
-
1112.
>Uuuh
-
1113.
"Pulp!"
-
1114.
"No pulp!"
-
1115.
>She looks really excited, like you're getting closer to the solution
-
1116.
>Pulp.....
-
1117.
>Fiction...?
-
1118.
>"PULP FICTION!!!" You shout, flailing your arms like a madman
-
1119.
"Yes! Anon got it!"
-
1120.
>Dash high fives you and she takes her seat
-
1121.
"Ohhhh! I remember that movie!" Pinkie says.
-
1122.
>That movie is greaaat, you remember watching it with Dash yesterday night
-
1123.
>Oh yeesh, yesterday night, that was only yesterday?
-
1124.
>"Me and Dash just watched it not too long ago, actually. Nice choice, hun'"
-
1125.
>The fuck?
-
1126.
>Hun..?
-
1127.
>Dash nods at you anyways
-
1128.
"Thanks! I knew you'd get it, Anon. Plus who hasn't seen that movie!?"
-
1129.
>Hopefully nobody answered
-
1130.
>But basically everyone, except for you, Pinkie, and Dash, answered with a:
-
1131.
>'I haven't'
-
1132.
>'Not me'
-
1133.
>or 'Me'
-
1134.
>Motherfuckers
-
1135.
>"ALRIGHT! We are going to watch pulp fuckin' fiction, tonight! You'll love it I promise!"
-
1136.
"Sure! Maybe later though I have other games we can play!" Pinkie says, nodding her head
-
1137.
>It's not even 9:00 yet, goddamn what a long night
-
1138.
>Pinkie's House: Basement
-
1139.
>Time: 9:13 PM
-
1140.
>Situation: Critical
-
1141.
>You: Are Anon
-
1142.
>Right now you and the girls are in a circle, with your bowl of nachos and salsa in the middle
-
1143.
>They want to play Marry, Fuck, Kill
-
1144.
>This can only go just very bad, right?
-
1145.
>Luckily you kind of liked this sort of stuff, scandalous shit
-
1146.
>Plus you get to know who'd fuck you and stuff
-
1147.
>And who'd kill you, it's good to know that stuff, as well
-
1148.
>It's been cleared up that you can chose people outside of this room, cool
-
1149.
>"Alright, Applejack"
-
1150.
>She perks up and looks to you, she's sitting cris-crossed with a nacho in her hand
-
1151.
>You pause to munch on one, thinking
-
1152.
>"Flash, Rarity, Vice Principal Luna: Marry, Fuck, Kill"
-
1153.
>This is good
-
1154.
"Yeesh, that one's good Anon" Sunset commends you
-
1155.
>You try
-
1156.
"Ah'm not sure, sugarcube, lemme think..." Applejack says, grabbing another chip and dipping it in the bowl of salsa
-
1157.
>She hums to herself briefly before grabbing another chip
-
1158.
"C'mon Applejack, it isn't THAT hard" Dash says
-
1159.
>Applejack shoots her a death glare before swallowing the chip
-
1160.
"Alrigh' alrigh', Marry Rarity, Kill Luna, Fuck Flash"
-
1161.
>Guh, seriously?
-
1162.
>Flash is a little prick, at least to you, you would have killed him, obviously
-
1163.
>No way you were marrying him, or worse, fucking him!
-
1164.
>Or is it vice versa?
-
1165.
>Scuffing someones timberlands doesn't mean booby trap their locker, asshole
-
1166.
>"Gee Applejack, not sure how you'd enjoy fucking Flash, of all dudes" You say, popping a chip into your mouth
-
1167.
"Well I didn't really have any better options, sugarcube" She admits, raising her brow at you
-
1168.
>She's good at that
-
1169.
>"You would fuck Flash over VP Luna or Rarity? If I was you I'd have killed the guy, married Luna, and fucked Rarity"
-
1170.
>That actually is pretty unfair to say
-
1171.
"Well, no duh, Anon, you're a GUY!" Twilight points out
-
1172.
>You were just thinking that
-
1173.
>"Yeah yea, I was just saying" You chuckle
-
1174.
>You think about a marriage between Rarity and Applejack, funny
-
1175.
>For some reason Rarity looks at you funny, though you don't want to mention it
-
1176.
>Is it something you said? Or did?
-
1177.
>Oh, right...
-
1178.
>You kinda just said you'd fuck her, is she creeped out?
-
1179.
>No way, that's part of the game
-
1180.
>You think the girls have been spared that it's just 'fuck'
-
1181.
>Because god damn you would DESTROY that woman
-
1182.
>And no way you're saying that out loud
-
1183.
>Back on track,
-
1184.
>"Applejack it's you're turn, 'sugarcube'" You mock her
-
1185.
>She smirks at you and rolls her eyes
-
1186.
"Okay, Anon"
-
1187.
>Ah shit son, you set yourself up for this
-
1188.
"Me, Pinkie, Twilight"
-
1189.
>FUCK
-
1190.
>You had too have seen this coming
-
1191.
"Marry, Fuck, Kill"
-
1192.
>The the selected girls gasped and looked to you, in fact, all eyes were on you
-
1193.
>You looked to Pinkie, smiling a little bit, you already fucked her, sooooo
-
1194.
>You try to give her a "can i just kill you" look, but you don't think she was getting it, her face was just contorting into confusion, happiness, and suffering
-
1195.
>What?
-
1196.
>"Uuuh, Kill Pinkie"
-
1197.
>She doesn't seem too fazed by it, thank god, though you didn't think she'd be hurt, anyway
-
1198.
>She got the dickn' tonight
-
1199.
>"Marry Twilight and fuck you, Applejack"
-
1200.
>Twilight seems pretty surprised by your answer, her eyes widened and she has a blush on her face
-
1201.
>She mouths some words you can't really make out, you're bad at reading lips
-
1202.
"Well golly, Anon, ah'm flattered" Applejack tips her hat to you and you nod to her
-
1203.
>"Sure thing Applejack, you've definitely got the body for it, sugarcube" You smile at her blush and you reach to grab a chip
-
1204.
>GONE?! JESUS
-
1205.
>These girls were fucking savages
-
1206.
"You'd marry Twilight? I would have married Applejack, Anon" Dash says, pointing at the farm girl
-
1207.
>Jeez, Dash, don't be so harsh
-
1208.
>"Absolutely I'd marry Twilight, smart people are hot, dude. Plus like, out kids could be smart, too" You say, looking to Twilight
-
1209.
>By this time she's completely beet red and staring at you, you wink at her
-
1210.
>She looks away quickly and stares at the floor
-
1211.
>That's cute, indeed
-
1212.
"And why'd you kill me, Nons? I thought..."
-
1213.
>Pinkie grabs your arm and gives you puppy dog eyes
-
1214.
"You loved me..?"
-
1215.
>PINKIE
-
1216.
>YOU'RE PLAYING THIS TOO LOOSE GIRL, DON'T BLOW OUR COVER!
-
1217.
>"Uh, you know I love you Pinks, but, y'know...overpopulation..?" You shrug, smiling weakly at her
-
1218.
>You get some giggles from the girls
-
1219.
"Overpopulation? Didn't you bring up having kids with Twilight?" Sunset says, holding in her laughter.
-
1220.
>"Riiiight, I guess I'll have to kill a person for each kid we have!" You shout
-
1221.
>You shuffle over to Twilight, who's still flustered, you put your arm around her and kiss her cheek
-
1222.
>"Isn't that right honey?"
-
1223.
>Her reaction is fucking great
-
1224.
>She opens her mouth to say words but her face just deepens in it's crimson color and she just nods unsurely instead
-
1225.
"Man, Twilight, you sure are embarrassed by this, aren't you? Kinda cute" Sunset adds
-
1226.
>Twilight squeaks and buries her face into your shoulder to hide herself from her friends
-
1227.
"Aaaw, they're gettin' along perfect already, so sweet" Applejack teases, poking Twilight's side
-
1228.
>"Yeah, our kids are going to be so beautiful, juuust like their mother"
-
1229.
>You chuckle when Twilight pinches you
-
1230.
"We should spare poor Twilight any more embarrassment, let's keep the game going!" Rarity says, smiling widely while rocking back and forth
-
1231.
>You nod in agreement, squeezing Twilight affectionately
-
1232.
>She moves her head to look up at you, the both of you share a deep, romantic stare
-
1233.
>She really is a qt, especially with those glasses
-
1234.
>Twilight wraps her arms around you and sighs quietly
-
1235.
>Nice
-
1236.
"I got one! Fluttershy suddenly bursts
-
1237.
>"Alright, Fluttershy, shoot"
-
1238.
"Okay, listen up, this is a haaard one" She giggles at the word "hard" like a 7th grader
-
1239.
"So is this for everyone?" Dash speaks up
-
1240.
>Fluttershy nods rapidly
-
1241.
"Okay. Janitor Discord, Snips, and Snails: Marry, Fuck, Kill"
-
1242.
>Oh jeeeeezuz christ almighty
-
1243.
>Everyone visibly winces at the less than amazing selection
-
1244.
>Nobody has the balls to speak up
-
1245.
>Janitor Discord, Snips, or Snails?
-
1246.
>Fluttershy must have been thinking hard on this one, you almost completely forgot there was even a janitor
-
1247.
>Your school is always clean anyways and you pretty much never see him around
-
1248.
>Though one time you saw him go inside a janitor's closet and come out of another, and then into a classroom and out of the bathroom
-
1249.
>He's a fucking sketchy dude, this Janitor guy
-
1250.
>Snips and Snails were actually pretty chill guys, you got along with them pretty well in your ceramics class
-
1251.
>While they aren't the smartest of people, they can hold a conversation pretty well and you actually have a lot in common
-
1252.
>You should kick it with them one day
-
1253.
>Maybe you could invite them to a slumber party..?
-
1254.
>Nah
-
1255.
"For the record, I'd marry Janitor Discord" Fluttershy says, giggling
-
1256.
>Ok? Really?
-
1257.
>"Fluttershy you know he's like, an old ass man, right?"
-
1258.
>She nods and looks away
-
1259.
"He's kinda cute, though...dontcha think?"
-
1260.
>Nooooot really, dude's creepy AS FUCK
-
1261.
"He's actually sorta creepy, Flutters" Dash says, crossing her arms and huffing
-
1262.
>Yes, Dash, read my thoughts
-
1263.
"I saw him spying on the girls in the locker room once! Then he played it off like he was just mopping the floors!"
-
1264.
>Dash got snooped on by an old man? You gotta tease her about this later
-
1265.
>"Yeesh, that's a pretty bad reputation to have"
-
1266.
"Tell me about it" Dash replies
-
1267.
"And then I'd kill Snails and fuck Snips" Buttergirl says, smiling in victory
-
1268.
>You're not to eager to go next
-
1269.
>"Okay, girls, what's it gonna be for you?" You urge them on so maybe they'd kinda skip you
-
1270.
>But Rarity gives you this look that you don't like
-
1271.
>Okay bitch don't you dare vol-
-
1272.
"Oh, Anon! I'd love to hear YOUR choices, darling! Right girls?"
-
1273.
>The girls hum and nod in agreement, Pinkie gives you an apologetic look
-
1274.
>You think Twilight looks up at you but you're busy eyeing Rarity
-
1275.
>You motherfucker...
-
1276.
>"Alright alright, I'm not getting myself out of this one"
-
1277.
>You pause for a moment to think about your options
-
1278.
>Bathroom!
-
1279.
>Will that even work? A bathroom break? Hell, won't hurt to try
-
1280.
>"Hey! I really gotta go to the bathroom! Soooo, someone else fill in for me!"
-
1281.
>You quickly get to your feet, Twilight is pushed off of you from your movements
-
1282.
"Hey! You can't just leave when it's your turn!" Dash shouts
-
1283.
>Dammit Dash shut up please
-
1284.
>"Bathroom breaks are emergencies, Dash. You don't want me to piss myself do you!?"
-
1285.
>You speed walk to the steps of the basement and shuffle up the steps
-
1286.
"Ugh, he probably doesn't even really have to go!" Dash groaned
-
1287.
"Oh, well what did you expect? This decision is probably the hardest for him compared to all of us, yeah?" Sunset adds
-
1288.
"Well, I guess so, but we gotta make him spill once he comes back!"
-
1289.
>Sunset nods to Dash and looks around the room
-
1290.
"Dash, you're next!" She calls
-
1291.
>Dash gives a crazed look then points to Sunset
-
1292.
"What?! You can't just substitute me in! How about YOU go!"
-
1293.
"Fine! Marry Snails, Fuck Snips, Kill the Janitor!" Sunset retorted
-
1294.
>Dash retracted her pointing finger and looked down at her feet
-
1295.
"Can we just CHANGE this fucking selection? God Fluttershy you're too good at this"
-
1296.
>Applejack nods
-
1297.
"Ah'm not really feelin' too great about this one neither"
-
1298.
>The girls nod, except Fluttershy, she's a little insulted!
-
1299.
>How dare they just skip her challenge!
-
1300.
>Twilight sees this chance to say one she's been thinking of for a while, or
-
1301.
>She can have other plans
-
1302.
"Hey girls, I'm gonna go grab some food from the kitchen"
-
1303.
>Twilight stands and heads for the stairs
-
1304.
"Hey Twilight! Grab enough for all of us!" Dash calls out
-
1305.
>Twilight nods and rolls her eyes
-
1306.
"Well, of course, Rainbow"
-
1307.
>Twilight makes it out and walks through the hallways
-
1308.
>Pinkie's house is way bigger than she ever expected, not absolutely huge, but pretty big
-
1309.
>Any stranger could easily get lost and even miss a few rooms due to the size
-
1310.
>There has to be some cool secret rooms around here!
-
1311.
>Twilight stops check her surroundings
-
1312.
"Now where is that bathroom?"
-
1313.
>You have truly dodged a bullet
-
1314.
>No fucking way you were participating in that round!
-
1315.
>Plus, a little time to yourself never hurt anyone, at least you sure hoped so
-
1316.
>You open the door to Pinkie's pretty cool bathroom and check yourself out in the mirror
-
1317.
>You're hair has some strays and you fix them easily
-
1318.
>Not actually having to go to the bathroom, you look around the room to find something to pass the time
-
1319.
>It's rude to go through people's stuff, but whatever
-
1320.
>You rummage through the cabinet beneath the sink and the medicine cabinet above it
-
1321.
>You actually find some magazines in the lower cabinet, something to pass the time on the toilet you guess
-
1322.
"Grape Soda Monthly? Big Truck Little Truck? Gun-Ho? TIMES?"
-
1323.
>Why is there only one normal looking magazine in here?
-
1324.
>You grab "TIMES" and sit down on the toilet seat, leaning back to rest on the tank
-
1325.
>Flipping through the pages you see exactly why you don't really read magazines, a bunch of bullshit and fake "news"
-
1326.
>But there is one discussing the destruction of the local park to make a quarry
-
1327.
>Uh yeah that's not happening under your watch
-
1328.
>You and Dash played soccer games there all the time! No way some corporate scumbags are going to destroy your memories
-
1329.
>Though there are other parks in the city, just farther away, you'd rather not lose this one
-
1330.
>Flipping through some more, you grow bored of it and quickly skim through the rest of the magazine and toss it back into the cabinet
-
1331.
"Well, this was nice. Better get back to the girls" You say to yourself
-
1332.
>You stand up and grab the door knob, swinging the door open, you see Twilight right in front of it
-
1333.
>You stare at each other for a moment, before you kick yourself into working gear
-
1334.
"Oh.. Hey Twilight, what's up?"
-
1335.
>She lags for a second
-
1336.
>"Nothing! Nothing, I'm just headed to use the lady's room!" She laughs nervously and brushes hair from her face
-
1337.
>She's so cute
-
1338.
>Twilight looked pretty nervous, standing in front of you, what's up with her?
-
1339.
>Were you a bit to strong earlier? Shit son you thought it was a little funny
-
1340.
"Hey, so you need to use this?" You say, stepping out from the doorway to the bathroom
-
1341.
>"Thanks" She laughs nervously and steps passed you, her shoulder brushed up against yours and you hear her sigh a little
-
1342.
>She's acting a little weird
-
1343.
"Hey, Twilight, I didn't completely mess you up down there did I? I didn't mean for you to-" You stop when she grabs your hands firmly
-
1344.
>She takes a deep breath and looks into your eyes, almost, passionately
-
1345.
>"Anon, can I talk to you?" She says
-
1346.
>You thought you were already doing that, but alrighty
-
1347.
"Of course Twilight, what's it exactly you want to talk about?"
-
1348.
>She smiles
-
1349.
>Twilight says nothing but slowly leads you into the bathroom with her
-
1350.
>Oh goodness.jpg
-
1351.
"Twilight, what's going on? Are you alright?"
-
1352.
>She doesn't reply but instead shuts the bathroom door and presses you against it
-
1353.
>She pushes herself onto you softly, you can feel her heartbeat faintly, it's very rapid
-
1354.
>Hell, yours is too
-
1355.
>When she looks up at you, you can make out from behind those big, sexy glasses of hers some tears beginning to form
-
1356.
>The fuck is happening?
-
1357.
"Twilight, I need you to tell me what this is about"
-
1358.
>She takes a deep breath and moves her hands up and down your torso
-
1359.
>"Anon, did you? Did you really mean all of that?" She finally mutters
-
1360.
>Hm?
-
1361.
"All of what, Twi?"
-
1362.
>You figured a cute nickname was in order right now, she blushed a little bit and smiled
-
1363.
>"When you said that um, smart people are hot and stuff, and that you'd...marry me?"
-
1364.
>Is this a proposal?!
-
1365.
>You give a look of uncertainty and she looks a little afraid at first, before realization dawned on her
-
1366.
>"I don't mean marry me! I am talking about the game, y'know? Yeah"
-
1367.
>Nice save, girl
-
1368.
>You smile lovingly and pull her into a hug, rubbing her back slowly with your left hand
-
1369.
>She's surprised about the gesture but returns it
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