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Original paste date: Jan 30th, 2017
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>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
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>"You are just a human after all."
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>"Nobody expects anything like that out of you."
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>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
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"But Twilight its always like this, let me help you, just this time at least, I will never bother you again, Pinkie promise"
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>"Anon you're an endangered specimen, cant have you roaming free in dangerous times like this"
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"So you mean I m just going to be put into a cage 'for my safety' whenever you feel like?"
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>"Well, tell me something, what could you do to help us?"
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"What do you mean?"
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>"Oh, you know, the simple stuff, like Applejack, who can send rocks 100 times her weight flying with a mere kick"
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>"Or maybe like Rainbow Dash, flying so fast she can create tornados all on her on"
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>"Then there s Rarity, who s mostly dead weight but her sweet talk helps a lot"
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>"And let's not forget Pinkie with her...Pinkie...thing"
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>"Or Fluttershy, who can...do whatever she does and control pretty much any creature"
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>You involuntarily shiver, remembering the one time Fluttershy used her stare on you
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>It doesn't go unnoticed on the alicorn who goes on
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>"And lastly there s me, who can teleport all the way to Canterlot and back, heal deadly wounds and literally destroy every atom of your body with a single thought, all the while without breaking a sweat"
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>She stops and keeps looking at you with a smug ass grin before going on
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>"So I'll ask again, what can you do? Isn't it better to stay safe inside the castle instead?"
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"Actually Twilight, there is one thing I can do"
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>"Oh yea? Do show me"
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>Not wasting a beat you point to the ceiling and the mare follows
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>"Anon, there's nothing there, trickery like that won't work in dangerous situations silly"
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"Huh? No Twi, it's my finger, that s my weapon of choice"
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>With a sigh, she steps forward and gets into arms range
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>"Anon, I bet you must be craving to get into any adventure but-"
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>She doesn't manage to finish as you boop her
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>For a minute or two she just stands there, paralyzed mid-phrase with her mouth open and everything
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>After a while she panics, running in circles while neighing, whinnying and various other panicked horse noises
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>Slowly she gets hold of herself and you can see a fearful look into her eyes like you never seen before
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>When she finally stops she quickly teleports away without saying a word
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>And that's how you became the most powerful mercenary in Equestria
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>Having dealt with a princess alone, in her own turf and also having survived to tell the history was sure going to raise your reputation quickly
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>You were just about to walk through the castle doors when Twilight teleported back with a massive cage in tow
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>You didn't have any time to react as you were teleported inside of it, 'for your safety'
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>Yet her fearful look from before didn't waver and for some reason she now kept her distance of you now
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>Not like you could do anything to such a mighty princess right?
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