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Original paste date: Dec 1st, 2015
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>Ponies started appearing on Earth some years ago randomly
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>No one ever knew they were around since they seemed to be pretty good at hiding in the forests
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>That and some explorers had gone missing for unknown reasons, which you were sure was the ponies fault
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>Honestly you just knew about them because this pone called 'Derpy' literally crashed into the bedroom one day while you were taking a nap
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>As if waking up to see a pegasus crash-land on your bedroom wasn't crazy enough, hearing it talk afterwards just did it
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>"You didn't see me!" - she shouted while covering her eyes and closing her wings
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>The grey fur with golden coloured mane combination on a horse was odd to say the least
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>But a talking pegasus with eyes that big? This had to be a dream
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>Still even after pinching yourself multiple times the horse just wouldn't disappear
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>Seeing she had many cuts and bruises from the crash with your window you couldn't hold yourself and just went ahead to take care of the horse
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>Even though the horse was reluctant at first you two became friends rather quickly, but the more she stayed with you the more damage your house took
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>As soon as she recovered you decided it would be better to convince her to go back to wherever she had came from
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>Everytime you brought the topic up she'd say that the other ponies had probably already forgotten of her
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>Well your bank account probably would take some time to 'forget' about her, if ever
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>But it was worth the cash you used
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>After getting to know that she had an entire family there, husband, kids, even a stable job the rest was easy
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>When she finally agreed to go she said she would still try and visit as much as possible
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>And as much you didn't really wanted her out, your bank account said otherwise
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>It had been a week
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>You had gotten this day off from work
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>You were counting the minutes for sunrise to get up and enjoy it
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>But what was supposed to be a calm and relaxing day started with a bang
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>Quite literally
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>Before the sun had risen three knocks on the door could be heard
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>It was too early so you decided to not get up from bed, they could come later on
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>After a few seconds you heard your door getting blasted off the hinges
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>Not long went by before a purple winged unicorn was on top of you restringing your movements
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>”Twilight stop, I already told you that he s a good man, he's the one who helped me get better”
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>”What if he wanted something from you? From what we know humans are worse than dragons! Killing each other just to get more stuff for themselves!”
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>You wanted to defend the human race even if what she said was half true
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>Her flaring horn on top of you kept you silent though
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>”Twilight I was here, alone, with nothing with me, not even mail, why would he help if he wanted anything?”
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>”*sigh* fine, as long he promises to not talk about us to anyone I'll let him be, we can't let anypony behind when we finally find a way back to Equestria and I'm afraid they will try to capture some of us if we get discovered”
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>"Soo Anon was it? What do you say?"
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”I-I promise to not talk about any of this...ever”
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>”Good, but just saying if anything ever happens you're going to be the first one to know the consequences”
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>Twilight jumped off you and you could see Derpy coming from the door, carrying a tray of muffins on her back
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>Wasn't she here a second ago?
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>”Who wants breakfast~?”
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>Those were sorta big by human standards, almost the size of your head
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>But they were horses so more to eat at least, you loved muffins too
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>After a little talk with both ‘ponies’, they decided to stay with you during the day
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>Derpy simply wanted to stay with you a little more, since she had followed Twilight here to protect you already
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>Twilight in another hand only decided to stay as well when Derpy said she was staying for the day
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>If it was to get to know you better or to protect her you're not sure, but nothing you could do really
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>It was just after lunch when you got an idea
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“What do you girls say we go play something outside?”
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>Twilight had already asked about the lack of humans around, but being a wednesday everyone was at work at this time
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>Everyone but you of course, so there was no objection
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>As the three of you went outside you explained how the game Marco Polo worked
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>Well with some subtle changes
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>Firstly you didn't own a pool so you just took that out of the question
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>The other change was that whoever was saying Marco had to be a giant
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>You had talked with Twilight beforehand and she said that she did have a spell for growing things
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>Putting the blindfold on Derpy and strapping her wings you stepped back and let Twilight work on her magic
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>She was unsure at first, with the fact of having a giant pone and needing to not be seen
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>But as Derpy got bigger the growth also started picking speed but stopped around 50ft
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>”Marco!” – Derpy said, eager to start visible on her voice
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“Polo!” – you and Twilight shouted
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>You had gone to the front of your neighbor's house in the hope that Derpy would go for Twilight, who was still closer and in front of her
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>But she just turned around and extended a hoof atop of you
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>When it came down it was visibly fast with an unnecessary force so you jumped out of the way
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>As you turned back to look, the front wall of the house was intact, therefore you didn't need to jump since she would've missed you completely
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>Well your neighbor house didn't have the same luck though
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>Noticing she had missed you she started lifting her hoof, debris falling from it and hitting the neighbors sacred garden lawn
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>”Marco!”
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>”Polo!”
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“Fuck”
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>Derpy started stuttering a bit, clearly whatever plan of attack that she had failing completely
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>Meanwhile Twilight just looked at you as if asking why hadn't she gone for her
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>What have you done
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>”Marco!~”
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“Polo!”
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>As soon you answered a massive hoof came blasting down, missing you by mere inches
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>When she finally decided to lift the hoof again you were able to see the crater she made
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>It had to be at least 3 feet deep
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>Not waiting a second you started running to get as much distance from her as possible before the call
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>Meanwhile Twilight, who noticed she was being ignored the entire time, untied her wings and flew up to land on top of Derpy’s head
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>”He's running! After him Derpy!”
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>And just like that you were playing cat and mouse
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>You always wondered how it d be like to play that, but you didn't wanted to play with someone who would put your life in the line
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>You turned on the first road that came by to the right, hoping Twilight would try to not cause any collateral damage
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>Turning a behemoth like Derpy in a corner like that definitely would buy you some time to hide
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>But then you started to hear loud noises of wood breaking and turned back to see Derpy plowing straight through the houses
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>You needed to stop this nonsense somehow
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>There was no way you were going to overrun them both so you did the first thing that came to mind
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You stopped and turned back holding a hand to the two of them, who were already on the road
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“Derpy! Twilight! STOP!”
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>”I think he gave up Derpy! This is our chance!”
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>Derpy barely gave 2 more steps before landing her forehoof in a truck and sending it flying into the air as she lost her balance
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>Seeing the event fold before your eyes made you panic
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>You just stood in the middle of the road, not being able to move left or right but stare in awe
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>Derpy fell with a loud thud shaking the Earth and sliding a few feet before contacting your raised hand and coming to a complete stop
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>”Derpy! We have a code red! The enemy is booping your nose! I repeat, the enemy is booping you!”
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>Withouth any time to acknowledge what was going on a massive tongue slid out and brought you inside the pone mouth
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>”Great job Derpy you did it, we got the fugitive! Now let's go back to HQ and decide what we're going to do”
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>”Mm mmhmm hmmhmm”
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>”What?”
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>With that Derpy spit you out into her hoof before continuing
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>”I wanna go home”
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>”But we were just getting to the good part Derpy...”
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>You always were good with faces and could see one with lust from far away
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>Twilight had one of those imprinted on her face
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>Maybe this was her fetish too?
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>”Maybe, but running through those homes hurt a lot, not to say we probably should fix all this before the owners arrive”
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>”Trust me, personal experience” – Derpy completed with a pleading face since Twilight had stayed silent
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>”Fine, hey anon can you help me with the remains and debris so I can rebuild? They flew quite far you see?”
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“S-sure”
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>”Count me in Twilight”
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>”Actually Derpy, I need you to find the thing that made you slip, it went flying away so we need to find it in case it hit another house or something like that”
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>”Oh okay, I will be right back”
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>The rest of the day went as normal as it could go with a pony magically reconstructing houses from debris and a giant pony knocking you down with the flapping of her wings once in a while
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>And as much the two ponies kept laughing at you for that you couldn't help but smile too
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>The two ponies went back to their homes before the sunset and before work time was over
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>You three definitely did a good job recovering the place
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>Or whatever you could at least
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>Your neighbor house still had the giant hoof crater and his garden destroyed for example
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>Still, you can't lie, you can't wait for the next time you get to play Marco Polo with them
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