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Twilight's New Job

By I_Luv_P0nes
Created: 2021-02-08 08:17:04
Updated: 2023-03-31 09:51:36
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    "Hello welcome to Hayburger, what can I get you?"
  2. 2.
    >"Wow Twilight Sparkle?! The Great and Powerful TRRIXIE didn't expect to see YOU of all people working here"
  3. 3.
    >Oh no
  4. 4.
    >Not her
  5. 5.
    >Not after everything
  6. 6.
    >Even now she's come with a vengence?
  7. 7.
    "Ahem... May i take your order?"
  8. 8.
    >"Why yes, you may take the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE's order."
  9. 9.
    >Magic lights went off behind her as she said that great and powerful part
  10. 10.
    >Trixie stays in the same dramatic pose she uses to introduce herself, magic still going off
  11. 11.
    >After a few seconds, Trixie breaks her stance and clears her throat
  12. 12.
    >"Um... My order?"
  13. 13.
    "Oh yes uh... what would you like?"
  14. 14.
    >"Isnt it obvious?" Trixie smugly says
  15. 15.
    "Uh... one hayburger?"
  16. 16.
    >"Dont be silly Twilight! I would like a hayburger..."
  17. 17.
    >Silence.
  18. 18.
    >A shit eating grin envelopes her face
  19. 19.
    "... So... one haybu-"
  20. 20.
    >"FOR EVERYONE IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT!"
  21. 21.
    >Cheers erupt from a dozen restaurant goers
  22. 22.
    >Your manager hears the commotion
  23. 23.
    >"SWEET CELESTIA! WHAT IN EQUESTRIA IS GOING ON HE-" Suddenly, she stops talking
  24. 24.
    >"Th-THE Trixie Lulamoon?! In MY Hayburger?!"
  25. 25.
    "Y-Yes ma'm. She's ordering a hayburger for everyone here! That's crazy, right?"
  26. 26.
    >"And what did you tell her?!" Your boss asks you, waiting intently for your answer
  27. 27.
    "Well... I was going to run it up on the register and see how much it'd cost her."
  28. 28.
    >"Twilight. Twilight Twilight Twilight. Twilight Sparkle. My admittedly bloated employee... were you SERIOUSLY going to charge THE Trixie Lulamoon? Why, if I didn't need help making all of her hayburgers I'd have fired you right about now."
  29. 29.
    "Alright Ma'm. I'll inform Trixie."
  30. 30.
    >"Yes. You do that" Trixie says, a huge grin on her face
  31. 31.
    >Why is she such a bitch?
  32. 32.
    >With that hay eating grin
  33. 33.
    >But making hayburgers was your job after all.
  34. 34.
    "Yours, and by extention everypony's, hayburgers are free of charge."
  35. 35.
    >"Could you say that again?" Trixie holds a megaphone up with her magic
  36. 36.
    "1 FREE HAYBURGER COMING UP FOR EVERYPONY."
  37. 37.
    >The crowd erupts with even more cheers
  38. 38.
    >At some point you think you can even hear them shouting "TRIXIE! TRIXIE! TRIXIE!"
  39. 39.
    >But you can't hear them too well
  40. 40.
    >You have to get to the kitchen and whip up some burgers because SOMEBODY couldn't help but be a showoff
  41. 41.
    >If you had enough spit to spare you'd definitely give Trixie's a good shine
  42. 42.
    >However, these are going to everyone, so it's best to keep them clean
  43. 43.
    >For now, anyway
  44. 44.
    >"Hey Twilight!" You hear Trixie's voice boom over the crowd
  45. 45.
    >Sweet Celestia what now?
  46. 46.
    >You sprint back to the register to see what's going on
  47. 47.
    >You see the crowd throwing Trixie up and down and still cheering
  48. 48.
    >"HI! YES TWILIGHT! TRIXIE WOULD ALSO LIKE AN EXTRA ORDER OF FRIES!" Her voice booms even louder than before
  49. 49.
    "UGH. WHATEVER!"
  50. 50.
    >You could barely hear yourself
  51. 51.
    >Well, after Trixie's loud voice, you could barely hear at all
  52. 52.
    >You walk back to the ovens and friers and get out some frozen fries
  53. 53.
    >This was going to be a long rush hour

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