Twilight's New Job


                                            "Hello welcome to Hayburger, what can I get you?"

                                            >"Wow Twilight Sparkle?! The Great and Powerful TRRIXIE didn't expect to see YOU of all people working here"

                                            >Oh no

                                            >Not her

                                            >Not after everything

                                            >Even now she's come with a vengence?

                                            "Ahem... May i take your order?"

                                            >"Why yes, you may take the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE's order."

                                            >Magic lights went off behind her as she said that great and powerful part

                                            >Trixie stays in the same dramatic pose she uses to introduce herself, magic still going off

                                            >After a few seconds, Trixie breaks her stance and clears her throat

                                            >"Um... My order?"

                                            "Oh yes uh... what would you like?"

                                            >"Isnt it obvious?" Trixie smugly says

                                            "Uh... one hayburger?"

                                            >"Dont be silly Twilight! I would like a hayburger..."

                                            >Silence.

                                            >A shit eating grin envelopes her face

                                            "... So... one haybu-"

                                            >"FOR EVERYONE IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT!"

                                            >Cheers erupt from a dozen restaurant goers

                                            >Your manager hears the commotion

                                            >"SWEET CELESTIA! WHAT IN EQUESTRIA IS GOING ON HE-" Suddenly, she stops talking

                                            >"Th-THE Trixie Lulamoon?! In MY Hayburger?!"

                                            "Y-Yes ma'm. She's ordering a hayburger for everyone here! That's crazy, right?"

                                            >"And what did you tell her?!" Your boss asks you, waiting intently for your answer

                                            "Well... I was going to run it up on the register and see how much it'd cost her."

                                            >"Twilight. Twilight Twilight Twilight. Twilight Sparkle. My admittedly bloated employee... were you SERIOUSLY going to charge THE Trixie Lulamoon? Why, if I didn't need help making all of her hayburgers I'd have fired you right about now."

                                            "Alright Ma'm. I'll inform Trixie."

                                            >"Yes. You do that" Trixie says, a huge grin on her face

                                            >Why is she such a bitch?

                                            >With that hay eating grin

                                            >But making hayburgers was your job after all.

                                            "Yours, and by extention everypony's, hayburgers are free of charge."

                                            >"Could you say that again?" Trixie holds a megaphone up with her magic

                                            "1 FREE HAYBURGER COMING UP FOR EVERYPONY."

                                            >The crowd erupts with even more cheers

                                            >At some point you think you can even hear them shouting "TRIXIE! TRIXIE! TRIXIE!"

                                            >But you can't hear them too well

                                            >You have to get to the kitchen and whip up some burgers because SOMEBODY couldn't help but be a showoff

                                            >If you had enough spit to spare you'd definitely give Trixie's a good shine

                                            >However, these are going to everyone, so it's best to keep them clean

                                            >For now, anyway

                                            >"Hey Twilight!" You hear Trixie's voice boom over the crowd

                                            >Sweet Celestia what now?

                                            >You sprint back to the register to see what's going on

                                            >You see the crowd throwing Trixie up and down and still cheering

                                            >"HI! YES TWILIGHT! TRIXIE WOULD ALSO LIKE AN EXTRA ORDER OF FRIES!" Her voice booms even louder than before

                                            "UGH. WHATEVER!"

                                            >You could barely hear yourself

                                            >Well, after Trixie's loud voice, you could barely hear at all

                                            >You walk back to the ovens and friers and get out some frozen fries

                                            >This was going to be a long rush hour