I Got You Something!

>Be Anon.
>Be in Equestria for a while along with your 5 years old son.
>Nameless is used to a life in Equestria but you’re still having difficulties.
>On the bright side your brawn allowed you to have a job as a warehouse worker.
>Since the hours are long you leave your son with a babysitter named Spitfire. Now you just left Spitfire’s home with Nameless after picking him up.
“Did you have a good time with Spitfire?”
>“Yes! I got you something!”
>You quirk your eyebrow.
“What do you mean you got something?”
>“I did, it’s a pick up, wait for it… hold on...”
>You see Nameless rummaging his bag and pull out an honest to god bottle of bourbon.
>“Bourbon!” Nameless declared proudly.
>The bottle almost slips in his hand and you move to catch it.
“You took bourbon from them?” You exasperate a whisper.
>“Yeah!” Nameless was smiling, beaming with youthful innocent pride.
“Why?”
>“Because I know you like bourbon!”
“Nameless you can’t just take them- I mean I do like them- but that doesn’t mean you can’t take it from them!”
>“Why not?”
“That’s stealing! You can’t take someone’s belongings without asking!”
>“I can’t?”
>You sigh then kneel to his eye level.
“No buddy, you can’t. You wouldn’t like if someone would take your toy without asking would you?”
>“No… I’m sorry daddy.”
You pat his head. “It’s fine, as long as you know it’s bad. You’re still going to apologize ok?”
>“Ok.”
>You knock on the door to see Spitfire again and return the bourbon. Thankfully she was fine with it and laughed it off.
“I didn’t know you like bourbon Mr.Incognito.”
>“Ah well, I gotta appreciate something.”
>“You know, if you have free time I do keep other bourbons around. Maybe Friday?” Spitfire avoids your gaze for a moment. “I-If you’re fine with it that is, and it’s available in your schedule!”
>Free bourbon? Well time to ask Mr.Cake if he’s free on Friday.
“I would like that very much.”

>Be Spitfire.
>You see off Mr.Incognito and his son.
>And Mr.Incognito’s tight ass.
>As soon as he leaves and you’re back in your room, you calm yourself.
>“BUCK YEAH!”