- >Be Anon.
- >Be in Equestria for a while along with your 5 years old son.
- >Nameless is used to a life in Equestria but you’re still having difficulties.
- >On the bright side your brawn allowed you to have a job as a warehouse worker.
- >Since the hours are long you leave your son with a babysitter named Spitfire. Now you just left Spitfire’s home with Nameless after picking him up.
- “Did you have a good time with Spitfire?”
- >“Yes! I got you something!”
- >You quirk your eyebrow.
- “What do you mean you got something?”
- >“I did, it’s a pick up, wait for it… hold on...”
- >You see Nameless rummaging his bag and pull out an honest to god bottle of bourbon.
- >“Bourbon!” Nameless declared proudly.
- >The bottle almost slips in his hand and you move to catch it.
- “You took bourbon from them?” You exasperate a whisper.
- >“Yeah!” Nameless was smiling, beaming with youthful innocent pride.
- “Why?”
- >“Because I know you like bourbon!”
- “Nameless you can’t just take them- I mean I do like them- but that doesn’t mean you can’t take it from them!”
- >“Why not?”
- “That’s stealing! You can’t take someone’s belongings without asking!”
- >“I can’t?”
- >You sigh then kneel to his eye level.
- “No buddy, you can’t. You wouldn’t like if someone would take your toy without asking would you?”
- >“No… I’m sorry daddy.”
- You pat his head. “It’s fine, as long as you know it’s bad. You’re still going to apologize ok?”
- >“Ok.”
- >You knock on the door to see Spitfire again and return the bourbon. Thankfully she was fine with it and laughed it off.
- “I didn’t know you like bourbon Mr.Incognito.”
- >“Ah well, I gotta appreciate something.”
- >“You know, if you have free time I do keep other bourbons around. Maybe Friday?” Spitfire avoids your gaze for a moment. “I-If you’re fine with it that is, and it’s available in your schedule!”
- >Free bourbon? Well time to ask Mr.Cake if he’s free on Friday.
- “I would like that very much.”
- >Be Spitfire.
- >You see off Mr.Incognito and his son.
- >And Mr.Incognito’s tight ass.
- >As soon as he leaves and you’re back in your room, you calm yourself.
- >“BUCK YEAH!”
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