I Got You Something!


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >Be Anon.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Be in Equestria for a while along with your 5 years old son.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >Nameless is used to a life in Equestria but you’re still having difficulties.

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >On the bright side your brawn allowed you to have a job as a warehouse worker.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >Since the hours are long you leave your son with a babysitter named Spitfire. Now you just left Spitfire’s home with Nameless after picking him up.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                “Did you have a good time with Spitfire?”

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >“Yes! I got you something!”

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >You quirk your eyebrow.

                                            9.
                                            
                                                “What do you mean you got something?”

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >“I did, it’s a pick up, wait for it… hold on...”

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >You see Nameless rummaging his bag and pull out an honest to god bottle of bourbon.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >“Bourbon!” Nameless declared proudly.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >The bottle almost slips in his hand and you move to catch it.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                “You took bourbon from them?” You exasperate a whisper.

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >“Yeah!” Nameless was smiling, beaming with youthful innocent pride.

                                            16.
                                            
                                                “Why?”

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >“Because I know you like bourbon!”

                                            18.
                                            
                                                “Nameless you can’t just take them- I mean I do like them- but that doesn’t mean you can’t take it from them!”

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >“Why not?”

                                            20.
                                            
                                                “That’s stealing! You can’t take someone’s belongings without asking!”

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >“I can’t?”

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >You sigh then kneel to his eye level.

                                            23.
                                            
                                                “No buddy, you can’t. You wouldn’t like if someone would take your toy without asking would you?”

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >“No… I’m sorry daddy.”

                                            25.
                                            
                                                You pat his head. “It’s fine, as long as you know it’s bad. You’re still going to apologize ok?”

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >“Ok.”

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >You knock on the door to see Spitfire again and return the bourbon. Thankfully she was fine with it and laughed it off.

                                            28.
                                            
                                                “I didn’t know you like bourbon Mr.Incognito.”

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >“Ah well, I gotta appreciate something.”

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >“You know, if you have free time I do keep other bourbons around. Maybe Friday?” Spitfire avoids your gaze for a moment. “I-If you’re fine with it that is, and it’s available in your schedule!”

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >Free bourbon? Well time to ask Mr.Cake if he’s free on Friday.

                                            32.
                                            
                                                “I would like that very much.”

                                            33.

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >Be Spitfire.

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >You see off Mr.Incognito and his son.

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >And Mr.Incognito’s tight ass.

                                            37.
                                            
                                                >As soon as he leaves and you’re back in your room, you calm yourself.

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >“BUCK YEAH!”