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[Anonfilly] goes to the kitchen

By BtMess
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-09 23:06:28
Expiry: Never
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    >"HI ANON! I'M MAKING HOT DOGS FOR DINNER"
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    ——
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    >She says that while a burning smell comes from outside the room
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    >Getting up in a hurry you open the door
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    >But the corridor is already on fire
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    "What the fuck did you do?"
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    >"Oh? Nothing much, just decided to make us dinner for once"
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    >"But then I remembered how you DIDN'T BUY MY FUCKING ICE CREAM LIKE YOU TOLD YOU WOULD!"
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    "You're burning my house down! Are you nuts?"
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    >You can't believe what she just did
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    >But your survival instincts are on overdrive, so you can't even get angry
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    "Fuck girl, we gotta get out of here, maybe…"
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    >"For the last time I'm not a girl, I'm a man, you know that"
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    "Yea sure, here hold the window while…what are you doing?"
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    >She just stood by the door, flames roaring behind her
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    >"Are you afraid of a little burn Anon?"
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    "Little burns? No, getting baked alive? Very much."
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    >She literally giggled at that, almost as if she was holding back actual laughter
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    "This can't just be the ice cream, tell me, why are you acting like this?"
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    >Not caring for what you just asked she just started slowly walking backwards
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    >"Aww, is little Nonny scared of some fire? Come here so momma can help you with your fears~"
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    >You didn't even bring up the fact that she had said she was a man moments ago
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    >There were more important matters at hand
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    >Like the fact that her back-stepping had almost gotten her into the flames already
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    >You panic, releasing the window and throwing yourself at her
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    >But you only manage to grab air, as she hops backwards out the door
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    >Completely into the flames
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    >You close your eyes and turn away, waiting for the screams
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    >But all you get is laughter, and a filly rolling on her back as you finally decide to take a look
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    >It takes some time before she manages to contain herself
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    >And all the while you can't get this dumbstruck look off your face
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    >"Goddammit Anon, stop being such a cry baby and lets go eat already"
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    >The blazes just kept bouncing around her fur
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    >And noticing you staring at her hoof she took it to her face to inspect
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    >Seeming bored of waiting for you she started playing with the flames, dancing from her movements
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    >But it didn't hold her attention for long as she noticed that you hadn't moved at all
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    >"Are you really so scared that I will have to change your diaper or something? Fuck this, I'm eating without you"
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    >You try to move to stop her, but not wanting to get burnt you don't get nearly far enough
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    >Yet she's walking normally, and with all that fur too
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    >If anything should be flammable it should be her
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    >But she was fine
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    >Against your better judgement, you extend your arm into the fire
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    >And before you can comprehend your actions you notice that it isn't burning
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    >In fact its not even hot either, its just there
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    >After a deep breath you walk into the wildfire towards the kitchen
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    >And when you get there you see her and Twilight sitting on the table
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    >Anonfilly with her hot dog and Twilight reading the newspapers
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    >You don't remember Twilight moving in, much less existing in real life
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    >But you did have a filly so…
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    >Meanwhile you just stood by the door, confused about how casual both of them were while in the middle of the blaze
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    >"Are you just gonna stand there and keep staring or are you going to come eat faggot? Your plate is over there, just the way you like it"
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    >That breaks you from whatever you were in and you move to sit with them
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    >You hesitate to sit on the burning chair just as much as you did with everything else
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    >Yet you find it easier to just do it now that you're in the middle of it all
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    >And when you do, Twilight looks up to you, floating a glass of burning juice
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    >"Want some juice while we discuss the terms of the contract?"
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    >How the fuck did they burn the juic-
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    >You wake up with a jump
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    >There's a strong smell signalling something burning in your home
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    >Quickly getting up, you follow the thin smoke to the kitchen
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    >There you find Anonfilly on her hindlegs trying to turn the stove off with a foreleg and failing
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    >A few sausages lay in the pan, far too burnt to be used for anything
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    >You turn it off to her surprise, not expecting to see you awake, and swiftly pick her up into a hug
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    "Phew, for a second I thought you were burning the house down"
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    >"What? No, i just wanted to make some hot dogs for lunch"
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    >"Turning it on was fine with my teeth, but I didn't think on a way of turning off without burning my hair or something else"
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    >"Sorry for the sausages, I guess no ice cream this week huh?"
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    >Usually you'd be angry at her for ruining something
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    >Tearing the family album, breaking many of your favourite cups, burning the water cooler…
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    >How she did that last one was still a mystery
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    >But can't really get mad at her for sausages, much less after a dream like that
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    "Nah it's alright, we're eating out, and I promised ice cream so we re getting ice cream"
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    >The sparkles in her eyes said all you needed to know about a good decision

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