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Originally Published March 2nd, 2018
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>Monday in Equestria
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>You are Vice-Principal Luna
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>You enjoy helping educate young minds
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>And there is a horse in your parking space
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>A beautiful mare with a pristine white coat
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>A pristine white that you can just barely see through what must be four layers of blue dye and given black dappling
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>There's even a crescent moon of undyed fur that's on each of its flanks
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>And trying desperately to get out from an upside down saddle is Anonymous
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Oh god.
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>You roll down your window and lean your head out
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Anonymous! Why is there a horse in the faculty lot?
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>Anonymous strains to look at you, causing the horse to fidget
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>"Oh hey, VP! You're probably wondering about Princess Luna here."
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>He pats the horse as he says this
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Yes, I a-why does that horse have my name?
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>"Well I was walking home last night," Anonymous grins, "and I was just struck by the beauty of this majestic creature. She reminded me so much of you!"
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>He pats the horse again, and you swear you can see it wince
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>"So I broke her free, cleaned her up, and brought her to you as a gift! I just cant get the saddle right though..."
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>He starts fidgeting with the straps again, and a smile spreads across your face
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Allow me to help you!, you exclaim before leaning onto your horn.
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>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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>The horse panics and runs out of the lot, carrying a screaming Anon with it
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>"Stay, Princess Luna! HEEEEEEEEEL..."
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>His screams fade out as they round the corner
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>Giggling, you park your car and practically skip to your office
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>No need for a reminder today, since Anon will probably be a while before he makes it back to the school
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>Tuesday in Equestria
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>You are Dean Cadence
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>Head of Crystal Prep Academy
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>And there is a young man on a horse in your parking space
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>Well, less on and more under, really
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>He looks pretty scraped up, so you stop your car and get out to help him
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Are you alright, Mister...
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>"Name's Anonymous", he tiredly declares as he tries to look at you
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>When his eyes catch yours, he seems to brighten up considerably
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>"But you can call me 'Smitten', sweetness", he winks at you
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>You let him drop to the floor as you undo the last strap
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I think I'll stick with "Anonymous", thank you.
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>He groans as he rolls over to look at you
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>"Yes, you're right! I'm afraid our love cannot be."
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>He strikes a dramatic pose for emphasis
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>Love? You barely know him!
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I'm sorry?
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>"Yes, for my heart is already taken by the fair Miss Luna. I mean, you're nice and all, but I'm not really into cougars."
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>He pats you on the head as he jogs out of the lot, leaving the horse with you
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>"Later toots! I got a woman to woo! Maybe I should try ice cream this time...."
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>As he leaves, you pull out your phone and call the number on the saddle, telling the owner where to pick up his horse
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>Then you push 3 on the speed-dial
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Luna? It's Cadence. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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>"I told you!"
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>It's Monday in Equestria
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>You are Principal Celestia
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>You enjoy long walks on the beach and sunbathing during the summer months
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>And in your office is a young, greenish boy
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>Your sister, Vice-Principal Luna is standing behind him, a pained expression on her face
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So, Mr Anonymous. Would you mind explaining why you are here this morning?
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>He clears his throat, and begins picking at his fingernails
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>"Well, today is my lady love's birthday, so I decided I should do something special for her."
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>Ah, young love. You had so many boys after you when you went to high school, all doing foolish things to try and get your attention.
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>"So, I built a papier-mache statue to show just how much I care about her, an-"
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>Luna doubles over and begins laugh
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>"AND THEN-HAH- IT FELL OVER ONTO YOUR CAR AND EXPLODED"
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Yes, I'm sure she'll still enjoy any gift you gi-...exploded?
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>Luna throws open your blinds, showing the school janitors struggling to put out a flaming green civic in the faculty lot.
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>Next to it is what you believe to be a large statue of your sister as Aphrodite
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>It too is on fire
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>"AHAHAHAHA, I TELL YOU T-TIME AND AGAIN, NOTAHAHA"
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>Luna falls to the ground laughing, not even trying to speak anymore
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>Anonymous meanwhile is crossing something out in a small notebook and mumbling
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>"So the Lunaphrodite is a no go...I knew I should have gone with the ice cream cake!"
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>Back in the faculty lot, the civic has been put out
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>You see firetrucks pull into the lot to put out the statue, smacking Anonymous's civic into your car on their way in
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>Luna is gasping for air as she continues laughing
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>"AH MY SIDES AAHAHA"
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>You sigh and reach for the emergency whisky in your desk
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>This is going to be a long day
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