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Originally Published December 22nd, 2012
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>N: Day OOOOOH YEAH in Equestria.
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>N: You are Randy Savage-
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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.
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>N: …Macho Man Randy Savage, and you are currently in the uppermost branches of a tree.
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RESPECT THE MACHO MADNESS MAN.
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>N: You don’t really remember how you got to Ponyville; the last memory of your life on Earth involved driving with your wife.
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THE BEAT GOES ON MAN.
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>N: ….yes. You missed her sometimes, but right now you were focusing on the Yellow Menace that had chased you up a tre-
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IF YOU GO AGAINST THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE YOU CAN ONLY EXPECT TO BE DEFEATED.
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>N: As I was saying; Flutt-
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COMPARITIVELY SPEAKING, YOU ARE LIKE A LONE EARTH PONY IN THE REALM DRAGONS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SEA-PONY IN THE OCEAN.
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>N: Uh-
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AND IIIII AM THE ENTIRE OCEAN; YEAH.
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>Fluttershy slowly begins crawling up the reverse side of the tree.
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>N: Randy…
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PINKIE PIE IS ICING THE CHAMPAGNE AS WE SPEAK.
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>”OHMYGOSHIMSOEXCITED!” Pinkie is sitting by the tree with a bucket of ice and a bottle of Berry Punch Special Vintage Champagne.
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BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE YELLOW MEN-ASS IS GOING DOOOOOOOOOOWN…OH YEAH.
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>Fluttershy swoops down on you and puts you in a full nelson, giddily dragging you towards her cottage.
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[INSERT GIRLY SCREAM HERE.]
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>Using the above scream, you pelt her with slim jims and with tears in your eyes, offer her the Championship Belt in exchange for your freedom.
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>”O-oh, you’re ab-bout to find out what I’m ch-champion at.” Her eyes light up with carnal passion as she speaks.
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>The door to her house closes, and the sounds of your girlish Macho Man screams of “NO” fill the forest.
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>N: Well fuck; Fluttershy wins…Now about that champagne Pinkie…..
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END.
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