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4Chaff is Down

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 20:39:27
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally Published April 13th, 2018
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  3. >Sitting down at the computer, you click the little duck icon on your dashboard to connect to the internet
  4. >Headlines flash before your eyes, and you click through them as you sip your coffee, looking for an interesting read before you waste the day shitposting
  5. >Mayor Mare budget scandal? Nah.
  6. >Zebra on The Edge destroys the box office? Eh.
  7. >4Chaff experiencing technical difficulties? N-
  8. What?
  9. >You enter the the site name in the url bar and hit enter
  10. >Same old 4Chaff
  11. Probably just some idiot who forgot how to solve captcha, you think to yourself
  12. >For some reason, ponies were god-awful at it
  13. >You head over to /his/, ready to start your routine of spreading a mix of truth and outlandish lies about human society while avatarfagging as Princess Celestia
  14. >But when you try to enter a post, your fear is realized
  15. >CONNECTION ERROR
  16. NO! NO!
  17. >What the fuck are you supposed to do now!?
  18. >knock-knock-knock
  19. What now?
  20. >You get up and head to the door
  21. >Standing on your porch is Applejack, a mess of wires peeking out from under her stetson
  22. >"Well howdy Anon! I heard that website you spend all your time on is having issues, so Ah came to check on ya!"
  23. >You flick the wires on her hat
  24. Did you break my website?
  25. >"PFFTNO", she wheezes as her eyes dart from side to side
  26. >"Ah just figured I'd ask if you'd like getting some fresh air in yer lungs by helping me out on the farm. Ya know; bucking trees, cleaning the barn, ruttin' me in the barn, or even painting the house. Instead of wastin' away in front of that screen."
  27. Pfft.
  28. >You pull her hat down over her eyes
  29. No.
  30. >Shutting the door, you head to your chair and press F5
  31. >You press it again a few minutes later
  32. >God, you're bored
  33. >You press F5 again
  34. >Fucking Applejack

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