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Originally Published April 13th, 2018
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>Sitting down at the computer, you click the little duck icon on your dashboard to connect to the internet
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>Headlines flash before your eyes, and you click through them as you sip your coffee, looking for an interesting read before you waste the day shitposting
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>Mayor Mare budget scandal? Nah.
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>Zebra on The Edge destroys the box office? Eh.
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>4Chaff experiencing technical difficulties? N-
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What?
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>You enter the the site name in the url bar and hit enter
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>Same old 4Chaff
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Probably just some idiot who forgot how to solve captcha, you think to yourself
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>For some reason, ponies were god-awful at it
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>You head over to /his/, ready to start your routine of spreading a mix of truth and outlandish lies about human society while avatarfagging as Princess Celestia
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>But when you try to enter a post, your fear is realized
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>CONNECTION ERROR
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NO! NO!
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>What the fuck are you supposed to do now!?
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>knock-knock-knock
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What now?
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>You get up and head to the door
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>Standing on your porch is Applejack, a mess of wires peeking out from under her stetson
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>"Well howdy Anon! I heard that website you spend all your time on is having issues, so Ah came to check on ya!"
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>You flick the wires on her hat
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Did you break my website?
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>"PFFTNO", she wheezes as her eyes dart from side to side
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>"Ah just figured I'd ask if you'd like getting some fresh air in yer lungs by helping me out on the farm. Ya know; bucking trees, cleaning the barn, ruttin' me in the barn, or even painting the house. Instead of wastin' away in front of that screen."
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Pfft.
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>You pull her hat down over her eyes
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No.
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>Shutting the door, you head to your chair and press F5
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>You press it again a few minutes later
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>God, you're bored
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>You press F5 again
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>Fucking Applejack
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