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4Chaff is Down

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 20:39:27
Expiry: Never

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    Originally Published April 13th, 2018
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    >Sitting down at the computer, you click the little duck icon on your dashboard to connect to the internet
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    >Headlines flash before your eyes, and you click through them as you sip your coffee, looking for an interesting read before you waste the day shitposting
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    >Mayor Mare budget scandal? Nah.
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    >Zebra on The Edge destroys the box office? Eh.
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    >4Chaff experiencing technical difficulties? N-
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    What?
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    >You enter the the site name in the url bar and hit enter
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    >Same old 4Chaff
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    Probably just some idiot who forgot how to solve captcha, you think to yourself
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    >For some reason, ponies were god-awful at it
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    >You head over to /his/, ready to start your routine of spreading a mix of truth and outlandish lies about human society while avatarfagging as Princess Celestia
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    >But when you try to enter a post, your fear is realized
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    >CONNECTION ERROR
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    NO! NO!
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    >What the fuck are you supposed to do now!?
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    >knock-knock-knock
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    What now?
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    >You get up and head to the door
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    >Standing on your porch is Applejack, a mess of wires peeking out from under her stetson
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    >"Well howdy Anon! I heard that website you spend all your time on is having issues, so Ah came to check on ya!"
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    >You flick the wires on her hat
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    Did you break my website?
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    >"PFFTNO", she wheezes as her eyes dart from side to side
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    >"Ah just figured I'd ask if you'd like getting some fresh air in yer lungs by helping me out on the farm. Ya know; bucking trees, cleaning the barn, ruttin' me in the barn, or even painting the house. Instead of wastin' away in front of that screen."
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    Pfft.
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    >You pull her hat down over her eyes
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    No.
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    >Shutting the door, you head to your chair and press F5
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    >You press it again a few minutes later
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    >God, you're bored
  33. 33.
    >You press F5 again
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    >Fucking Applejack

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