4Chaff is Down


                                            Originally Published April 13th, 2018


                                            >Sitting down at the computer, you click the little duck icon on your dashboard to connect to the internet

                                            >Headlines flash before your eyes, and you click through them as you sip your coffee, looking for an interesting read before you waste the day shitposting

                                            >Mayor Mare budget scandal? Nah.

                                            >Zebra on The Edge destroys the box office? Eh.

                                            >4Chaff experiencing technical difficulties? N-

                                            What?

                                            >You enter the the site name in the url bar and hit enter

                                            >Same old 4Chaff

                                            Probably just some idiot who forgot how to solve captcha, you think to yourself

                                            >For some reason, ponies were god-awful at it

                                            >You head over to /his/, ready to start your routine of spreading a mix of truth and outlandish lies about human society while avatarfagging as Princess Celestia

                                            >But when you try to enter a post, your fear is realized

                                            >CONNECTION ERROR

                                            NO! NO!

                                            >What the fuck are you supposed to do now!?

                                            >knock-knock-knock

                                            What now?

                                            >You get up and head to the door

                                            >Standing on your porch is Applejack, a mess of wires peeking out from under her stetson

                                            >"Well howdy Anon! I heard that website you spend all your time on is having issues, so Ah came to check on ya!"

                                            >You flick the wires on her hat

                                            Did you break my website?

                                            >"PFFTNO", she wheezes as her eyes dart from side to side

                                            >"Ah just figured I'd ask if you'd like getting some fresh air in yer lungs by helping me out on the farm. Ya know; bucking trees, cleaning the barn, ruttin' me in the barn, or even painting the house. Instead of wastin' away in front of that screen."

                                            Pfft.

                                            >You pull her hat down over her eyes

                                            No.

                                            >Shutting the door, you head to your chair and press F5

                                            >You press it again a few minutes later

                                            >God, you're bored

                                            >You press F5 again

                                            >Fucking Applejack