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LimeyRape

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 20:46:03
Updated: 2021-10-25 20:50:16
Expiry: Never
pinkie pie/flutterrape/limestone pie

  1. Originally Published April 14th, 2018
  2.  
  3. >Rock day in Equestria
  4. >Be Anon
  5. >You're dreaming a peaceful dream about bunnies
  6. >Hopping to and fro, eating grass and being picked off by eagles
  7. >So cute!
  8. >You reach down to pick up a bunny and nuzzle it
  9. >BOOM
  10. OH GOD!
  11. >A large yellow hoof smashes down on the rabbit, making you wake up
  12. >The faint threads of sunlight peep in through the windows
  13. >BOOM
  14. What the hell is Fluttershy up to now?
  15. >You mumble drowsily
  16. >Still in your jammies, you wander down the steps and open the front door
  17. >The sun hasn't risen fully yet, still barely peeking over the distant peaks
  18. This is a bit early isn't it Bu-who are you?
  19. >Standing on your porch is a purplish-grey mare, with a grey sidecut mane
  20. >"You Anonymous?", she barks with a voice like gravel
  21. Yes?
  22. >She lets out a grunt of...relief? Annoyance?
  23. >"My name is Limestone. Here's my card."
  24. >She hands you a slate-grey card, with a picture of a lime and two rocks on it
  25. >Must be a salesmare
  26. So, what are you sell-
  27. >"I go into estrus in three days."
  28. -ing...
  29. >"I'll come back for you then."
  30. >With that, she turns and trots away.
  31. >Fluttershy tries to land by your fence, decked out in clown make-up, but Limestone scares her off as she leaves your yard
  32. >What the fuck is today, even?
  33. >Turning over the card, you read the name embossed on its surface
  34. Limestone Pie; Pie Family Rock Farm
  35. >Pie family?
  36. Oh!
  37. >Now you get it!
  38. >It's a late April Fools day joke!
  39. 1/
  40.  
  41. ...but I know from painful, horrifying experience that estrus isn't for another month! So nice job Pinkie Pie! You really had me going for a moment there.
  42. >You slam the business card on the counter and have a laugh
  43. >Pinkie laughs as well
  44. >"That's so great! Limestone can be a bit of a grump at times, but I think you'll really come to like her, Nonny!"
  45. Haha, ye-wait. What?
  46. >Pinkie sets down her frosting bag and giggles
  47. >"I saaid I'm happy for you two! Mom and Dad were always worried Limey would never find a coltfriend since her cycle has always been a bit off from everypony else's, but now she's found you!"
  48. >Squeaking with glee, she bounces around the small store
  49. >A hidden party cannon blasts you with confetti
  50. >Looks like this isn't a prank at all
  51. Pinkie, look; I appreciate the support and all, but I'm just not looking to settle with a pony any time soon.
  52. >Pinkie stops bouncing at this
  53. >"Okey-dokey! That's fine!"
  54. It is?
  55. >From behind her, she pulls out two large books
  56. >"Yup! Related to that, how much do you bench, Nonna?"
  57. Uhh...
  58. >On the cover of one book is "<100", ">100" is on the other
  59. How much does the bar weigh?
  60. >She raises a disappointed eyebrow at you, then slides you the book marked "<100"
  61. What? I get shoulder pain.
  62. >Opening the book, you discover it's a pop-up
  63. >A papercut version of you is tied to a bed, while a large laughing Limestone advances on you
  64. >Underneath, large text reads: TOO BAD FOR YOU!"
  65. So I guess I'm shit outta luck?
  66. >Pinkie recollects her books and stuffs them into her mane
  67. >"Basically. Unless you got some smart ideas in your brainy parts to make up for your weak musk-culls, then you and I are going to be in-laws, Mister.", she replies, jabbing at your biceps
  68. >Well this is some great news
  69. >You're going to be raped, and the one pony you thought you could turn to about it is instead cheering for it to happen
  70. >But hey, at least Pinkie let you have a free Honeyed Onion Bagel
  71. >For "stamina"
  72. 2/
  73.  
  74. >Day 3
  75. >You've been up for two days, preparing for the hell that will come
  76. >No way Limestone is gonna take your pony virginity
  77. ...not without a fight, anyway.
  78. >You say as you pat a rope that sits next to you
  79. >You peek through your bedroom window to watch Limestone approach
  80. >Her hooves fall confidently on the dirt road
  81. Any second now.
  82. >She passes through the gate, scaring Fluttershy off again
  83. Almost there...
  84. >She comes to a halt on your doorstep
  85. >Raising a hoof, she then brings it down on your door
  86. NOW!
  87. >Grabbing the rope, you yank on it
  88. >"WOAH!"
  89. >A thud hits your ears
  90. >Racing downstairs, you throw open the door
  91. >Limestone sits at the bottom of a pit
  92. Haha! Took me all night to dig that trap for you!
  93. >You gloat over her, proud of your victory
  94. >She tugs on your pants
  95. >"Anonymous, this hole is only two feet deep.", she grumbles at you
  96. >Looking down, you see she is level with your mid-shin
  97. >She doesn't look too pleased
  98. I get shoulder pain!
  99. >Standing up, she walks towards you again
  100. >"Alright, Anon, here's how this will work."
  101. >You back up through the doorway
  102. >She kicks the door shut as she makes her way inside
  103. >"You're going to take me up to your room, and you're going to lay on the bed."
  104. >You continue stepping back
  105. >"And then I'm going to get on top of you, because I'm in charge."
  106. >Her face seems to flush as she continues talking
  107. >You feel your back touch the wall
  108. >"And then do you know what's going to happen, Anonymous?"
  109. >The gravel in her voice is getting deeper, yet smoother
  110. >You gulp, trying to speak, but no words come out
  111. >Her breathing seems to get faster
  112. >"That's right, you're going to hold my hoof, and you're gonna like it."
  113. 3/
  114.  
  115. >"And then, if you're lucky, I'll let you p-pat my head."
  116. >She shuffles in place, trying to balance her confident poise with her eagerness to get started on these 'lewd' acts
  117. >It's adorable
  118. Aren't you precious.
  119. >She stamps her hoof, and turns ever redder
  120. >"I'm not precious! I'm seductive! I am seducing you!"
  121. >You have to fight back a laugh
  122. Oh-snkrt-yes, I'm very seduced
  123. >"D-do you think this is funny?"
  124. >And there's the straw
  125. >You double over in laughter, falling to the floor
  126. >"We'll see how funny you think this is when i'm k-kissing you!"
  127. >She drags you up the stairs to your room
  128. >You laugh each time your head bumps on the steps
  129. >"QUIT LAUGHING!"
  130. Quit being adorable!
  131. >Growling, she throws you on the bed
  132. >"THAT'S IT, NO MORE MS. NICE LIMESTONE!"
  133. >Climbing over you, she forces herself between your arms
  134. >Then starts whipping you with her tail
  135. Ow! Ow, stop!
  136. >You try to pull away, but her hooves are firmly locked with your hands
  137. >She lets out a gravelly chuckle
  138. >A mild feeling of terror fills you, stopping your laughter
  139. Y-you know, you're right, I am sorry! You're not adorable at all. 100% seduction. Yes ma'am!
  140. >You wiggle a hand free and pat her cutie mark, to emphasize your apology
  141. >Straining, you try to look at her face to gauge her response
  142. >It's twisted into a devious grin, and she is blushing furiously
  143. >She pulls you tighter against her
  144. But I said I'm sorry!
  145. >She wraps her tail around your free hand
  146. >"And I said 'I'm in charge.'", she smirks as she brings your hand back to her flank
  147. >You're forced to spend the whole night
  148. >Gently patting Limestone's cutie mark
  149. 4/4

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