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And You in Particular

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 21:00:28
Updated: 2021-10-25 21:01:03
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally Published March 8th, 2019
  2.  
  3. >Be Anon
  4. >Be in the living room of your modest home
  5. >Sat across from you, in all her boundary-invading glory, is Fluttershy
  6. >And resting next to her is a small dog-kennel covered by a blanket
  7. Fine. I’m interested.
  8. >”No don’t kick m-what?”
  9. Yeah. Usually you’d be begging me to crawl inside of that kennel by now. Or begging me to force you inside it. I’m actually pleasantly surprised by you for once.
  10. >Beaming with pride, she ruffles her feathers and straightens her posture
  11. >”W-well, I was in my bathtub last night thinking of how lonely you are, Anon…”
  12. Mhm.
  13. >”And how hard it must be living alone…”
  14. >The emphasis she puts on the word “hard” kills the small bit of optimism you had
  15. >”So I decided I would help you find a pet!”
  16. >She taps a hoof on top of the carrier, and you hear a shuffling from within
  17. Oh. Well that’s sorta nice of you, Shy. So, what kind of pet did you have in mind? Can I see the little guy?
  18. >”O-of course! I’m sure you two will love each other!”
  19. >With a small flourish, she pulls the blanket off, and you can see a dog inside the kennel
  20. >He’s pure white with large ears, and he makes your heart skip a beat
  21. >As she opens the kennel door, the fluttering in your chest intensifies
  22. >Could it be that you’re actually excited?
  23. >For the first time in years you’ve wasted in this candy colored hell?
  24. >The snout comes out first, curiously sniffing the air, followed by a paw
  25. >And then another
  26. >And a third, and a fourth, and a fifth, and a si-
  27. >Wait the fuck
  28. >The dog-spider-thing finishes scrabbling out of the carrier, and lets out a chitinous woof
  29. Nope. Take him back.
  30. >Fluttershy looks at you despondently as the creature skitters around your couch
  31. >”Anon please, he’s just a harmless spidog.”
  32. He’s an unholy hellspawn and I want him out of my house.
  33. >”You haven’t even given him a chance yet!”
  34. >Her mouth turns up into a pout, and small beads of tears form in the corners of her eyes
  35. >Damned cute little horses
  36. Fine. Can he fetch?
  37.  
  38. >Fluttershy cheers up instantly, and you can almost hear the tears suck back behind her eyes
  39. >She flits into the kitchen and grabs an orange from your table
  40. >”Jaysee!”
  41. >The beast’s ears perk up, and it scratchily woofs
  42. >”F-fetch!”
  43. >Shy winds back as hard as she can and hurls the orange
  44. >Five feet across the room
  45. >It hits the floor with a quiet whump and rolls under the couch
  46. >The creature millipedes its way towards you and crams its snout into the gap, carefully pulling out the fruit from underneath
  47. >”G-good boy! Now give it to Anon, please.”
  48. >It turns towards you and opens its ja-
  49. >Oh fucking god its mouth opens sideways
  50. >The orange drops onto your lap, and the spidog lets out a chittering yip
  51. Fluttershy.
  52. >”Y-yes Anon?”
  53. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the effort, but…why?
  54. >”Oh! I assumed that you were having trouble expressing your feelings for me, and that getting a p-pet would help you be more emotionally open.”
  55. >You want to throw the orange at her, but you fear the spidog may take it as an invitation to play
  56. No I figured that. I meant why this pet in particular?
  57. >”I th-thought it would make you feel more at home…”
  58. >The spidog gurbles in affirmation
  59. >Where the hell do these horses think you came from anyway?
  60. Shy, please put that thing back where it came from.
  61. >Her ears drop hard
  62. >”Are you sure? H-he really is a good boy.”
  63. Thank you, but I’m more than sure.
  64. >”Okay…”
  65. >She opens up the dog kennel and the hell beast scurries back inside
  66. >The blanket covers the carrier again, and she carefully drags the whole affair across your floor, scratching the hell out of the wood
  67. >Fucking Fluttershy
  68. >Once she leaves, you head out the back door of your house
  69. >You’ve kept a spare tub of wood putty in the shed ever since the day she thought “high impact sexual violence” was your fetish
  70. >As you go to head back inside with your wood filler, you hear a scuttling in your garbage cans
  71. The hell?
  72. >You set down the container and pull the lid off of the closest trashcan
  73.  
  74. >Knock knock knock
  75. Coming! I’m coming! You stay put, okay buddy?
  76. >Your new pet, the bird you found in the trashcans last night, warbles in reply
  77. >As it snuggles into the chair you head to the door to great your daily terror
  78. G’morning, Banana Butt! Wanna come in?
  79. >She blushes as she steps over the threshold
  80. >”Oh, I’d j-just adore coming insiiiiiiiiii-“
  81. >She freezes up when she sees your new pet at the table
  82. >Your little angel purrs and chirps as it digs into its breakfast of shit you had in the fridge
  83. You okay, Shy?
  84. >”W-W-W-HAT THE FLIPPING HECK IS THAT?!’
  85. >Fluttershy clambers backwards onto your couch, knocking your pillows onto the floor
  86. She’s my new pet! At least I hope it’s a she. The name “Vincenza” has been stuck in my head all day and I can’t think of anything better.
  87. >You scoop your pet off of the chair, and it wraps itself around your arm like the cute little dickens it is
  88. Anyway, I was hoping you could help me figure out how to properly care for it, since I’ve just been feeding her pancakes and chili dogs all day-
  89. >”NONONO GET IT AWAY!”
  90. >Butterstutter starts flailing and thrashing about on the couch, kicking cushions across the room before falling to the floor
  91. >She picks herself up with a piercing wail, darting outside and taking flight as soon as her wings cleared the door
  92. Well…that was weird. You wanna go to Sugarcube corner?
  93. >Vincenza chirps gleefully
  94. >Today was a good day

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