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Anon in Saddle Arabia's pony prison - Prologue
By Wand_of_InfernoCreated: 2022-04-30 01:33:03
Updated: 2022-04-30 05:27:16
Expiry: Never
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<Look at you, you poor, poor little thing
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<Locked up in a jail cell, all alone with no one around...
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<Well except for that box and-
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“HE’S NOT A BOX”
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<Okay, okay, Jesus calm down man, okay let me get back at what I was saying
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“Go on”
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<Locked up in a jail cell, all alo- With your square-shaped friend and nothing to eat except chocolate ice cream and cookies
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<Why are you complaining again?
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“I wanted vanilla ice cream…”
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>The narrator turns to the audience
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<Would you like to know how Anon got into this situation?
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<When shit got serious enough to have him put in prison?
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<Why I am asking all these questions?
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<What’s up with Anon’s box?
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“IT’S NOT A-“
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<All of this begins a few days ago…
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>...
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>The scene shifts from the prison to a tree in the jungle
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>A little bug is eating a leaf on the tree
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>Suddenly, a monkey appears and eats the bug
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>…
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<Wrong scene, sorry guys
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>The scene changes into a mouse running from a cat
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<OH, OH, This is my favorite show! ….but it’s not time for this
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<I’m not going to lie, I’m changing scenes with a controller, so let me choose the right one this time...
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<Okay, let’s see… this one not, this one either, yadda… yadda…
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>The scene finally focuses on what appears to be a city in a desert
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<Oh here we are, now on with the previously scheduled program
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Be Anonymous, Master Sorcerer of the dark magics
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>Well not really, you are just a single human who is in a mystical place where magical creatures live
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>Dragons, minotaurs, unicorns, and more, it’s as if you just woke up in a fictional world filled with badass creatures
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>...Or a cartoon show, because there were a few ponies
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>It’s been a few weeks since you appeared in this world with no explanation
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>You are in a place you call Gerudo Desert, but the ponies called it Saddle Arabia
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>What are you doing here? Just adventuring, trying to figure out how to get back to your dimension
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>In the meanwhile, you’re also being a tourist
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>Every pony is always so kind to you, not giving a shit about you being an exotic new creature
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>It’s that, or you looked like an evolution of a minotaur
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>The best possible evolution, of course
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>You move to a building with a pyramid-like look
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>Looks pretty good, too bad you don’t have a camera with you
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>You see two horses trying to lift some goods
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>Might as well help them, because why not? If everyone is kind, why not you?
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>You approach and say your greetings
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>”Quick you dumbhead, or we’ll be late for the boss’s pla-“
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“Hello there, you guys look like need some help”
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>”O-oh hi stranger! N-No, we are OKAY! We will just do it by ourselves!”
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>Suspicious...
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>The pony starts breathing faster and faster
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“Nah don’t be like that, I can carry triple what you guys are carrying”
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>The other pony starts sweating heavily
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>”No, no, no, no! We are fine! Just go away please”
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“Nonsense, I’ll help you at least with one…”
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>”Oh for Celestia’s sake…”
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>You lift a box and… accidentally trip
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>With that, the goods in the box hit the ground
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>Well not much goods, just another box
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>A box in a box, just as weird as it sounds
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>You quickly pick up the larger box again
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“Ugh, sorry for that guys, It was an accident, I’ll just put this ba…”
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>You look at what appears to be a box with a clock on it and some wires, red, blue, and yellow
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>This looks exactly like a bomb!
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>...If the clock wasn’t drawn with crayons and the wires weren’t made from paper
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>The ponies start yelling things in a language you don’t understand
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>The left pony picks up a radio and starts yelling
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>”Our cover has been blown! I repeat our cover has been blown!
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>His radio crackles to life
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>”Do whatever you can to get the packages; I don’t care if you hurt someone!”
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>The pony nods
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>”Roger that”
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>And with that, the two ponies grab two balloons and then inflate them
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>Within seconds, they each have a balloon sword
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“...What?”
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>”Gives us back the package or suffer our wrath!”
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>You smirk
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“Okay, okay, I’ll play your game”
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>You carefully put the ‘bomb’ inside the box in your arms
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>”Now put it on the ground!”
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“Let me think about it…”
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“…”
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“Nah, I’ll keep it, maybe the authorities would like to see it”
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>You say, joking, maybe these two are clowns
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>”Don’t you DARE”
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>And with that you quickly turn in the opposite direction, running with the box in your hands
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“Now where are the-“
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>”GUARDS, THIEF!”
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“Okay, this… isn’t going to end well”
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>Three guards appear of nowhere and yell at you
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>”STOP RIGHT THERE!”
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>Almost cornered by the 3 guards and the 2 suspicious ponies, you see a weak point in their defenses
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>A field with a well-manicured lawn filled with beautiful flowers
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>You quickly sprint through the open area
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>”HE’S TREADING THE GRASS! AND THE FLOWERS!”
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<Oh so that’s why they weren’t walking here
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<Wait, why is there grass in a desert?
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“Hell, if I know”
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>No time for questions like that now, you need to find a way to escape!
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>Think, think, think!
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>…
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>There!
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>A cart! Your escape!
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>And with that, you jump into the cart…
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>Nothing happens
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>Well, this cart doesn’t work without a horse pulling it…
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>Wait, there is a way to get this thing going!
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>With what you learned from The Flintstones, you pick up the cart and start running with it
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>”HEY! THAT’S MY CART!”
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“I’ll give it back later!”
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>”He’s a double thief! Stop him!”
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“I’M NOT A THIEF! THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING!”
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>While you weren’t paying attention to the road, a hill suddenly appeared
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>You turn back to the road just in time to retract your legs
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“Oh shiIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT-“
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>The cart speeds up faster and faster as it careens down the massive hill
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>Without someone pulling the cart, there’s no way to steer as you plummet down the hill
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>A pony pulling a cart full of lettuces spots you just in time to escape from his harness and dive out of the way...
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>Leaving his cart behind, right in the middle of the road
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>Brace for impact!
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>With god-like speed, the carts collide
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>You are thrown from the cart amid a rain of edible leaves
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>”MY LETTUCES! GUARDS, THIS CRIMINAL HAS RUINED MY LETTUCES!”
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>You land hard, knocking the wind out of you
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“Did someone write down the license plate of that car….? Ugh…”
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>Your vision fades as you slowly feel unconsciousness swallow you
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>Even as you clutch the box in your hands
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