After posting this a second time I figured I might as well save it here.
Original Prompt
Anonymous Thu 06 Jan 2022 02:28:53 No.38042532 ViewReplyOriginalReport
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&gt;<em>knock knock knock</em>
&gt;H-Hey anon how are you? You're doing well...
&gt;I know this is sudden but could you just hear me out for a few minutes?
&gt;I'm homeless anon. After my latest friendship scheme, Twilight kicked me out of Ponyville.
&gt;She said if I came back she would use the Elements to imprison me forever. Even Sunburst turned against me.
&gt;My home village doesn't want me. I can't even stay in Canterlot. Everywhere I go I'm shunned.
&gt;So I've been wandering trying to survive. I'm so cold and I haven't eaten in days.
&gt;I'm pretty much out of options and you live on the outskirts of Everfree. So I'm asking...no I'm begging you. Can I stay with you until I get back on my hooves?
&gt;Please anon find it in your heart. I don't want to die out here alone and hungry..
This one was fun- actually cracked up a couple times when I wrote it.
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&gt;Well this certainly isn't what you expected on a Thursday evening.
&gt;It breaks your heart, seeing Starlight like this.
&gt;Not that you were close with the mare- you weren't- but your interactions with her had always been pleasant.
&gt;What exactly was Glimmer trying to pull that led to all of pony society ostracizing her?
&gt;You'd heard of her time as a former dictator of some commietopia, but wasn't she supposed to be reformed and everything?
&gt;If anything, this is as much an indictment on Twilight's failing as a teacher/mentor as it was on Starlight's reformation deficiencies.
&gt;Perhaps that's why Twilight threatened such severe retribution? Scare her failure away forever so the spotlight of shame would never swivel back to her?
&gt;Regardless, talk about an unexpected windfall.
&gt;Not only have you come into a position of power over a very powerful unicorn, you may just have acquired leverage against a princess should you need it.
&gt;The possibilities make your head spin.
&gt;This feeling that overwhelms you- is this what it means to feel drunk with power?
&gt;Starlight looks up at your towering form.
&gt;You can see her last vestige of hope flicker in her tear-filled eyes.
&gt;She's looking for a savior, so a savior you will be; a god-king, even.
&lt;"The ponies were cruel to shun you, Friend Starlight Glimmer," you say in a put-on Brazilian accent. "Twilight too, was cruel to reject you."
&gt;Starlight allows herself to hope and holds her breath; frozen by anticipation.
&lt;"But I am kind."
&gt;You're impressing yourself with just how well you're pulling off the Xerxes voice.
&lt;"True friendship. All the pepperoni hot pockets you could ever desire... The love your fellow ponies and the false princess denied you, I will grant you. For I am kind."
&gt;Whether Starlight is mystified by your act or delirious from hunger and exposure is irrelevant. She's so close to agreeing to any terms you demand.
&gt;You spread your arms, reminiscent of Christ in his final tortured hours.
&lt;"Embrace me! As your king and as your god! Submit yourself to me, and your joys will be endless!"
&gt;Starlight drops to haunches. "Yes!"
&gt;Unbeknownst to you, Starlight's lady bits moisten in anticipation of the inevitable ravaging you'll subject her to. It is the way of the jungle.
&gt;"I want it all!" she continues. "Friendship. Food. Love!"
&gt;You allow the slightest hint of smug to flash across your face as you unbuckle your belt.
&gt;Starlight's eyes watch your pants fall to the floor. You see her eyes track your hardened length as it bounces, finally free of its confines.
&gt;She looks in your eyes once more. Your nod is nearly imperceptible; your silent command understood nonetheless.
&gt;Holy shit, she's actually gonna do it.
&gt;This is so fucked up.
&gt;Your new roommate hesitates, seeming to sense your inner conflict.
&gt;However, she takes you into her mouth all the same.
&gt;Fresh tears roll down her cheeks as she suppresses her gag reflex.
&gt;You stroke her mane tenderly and reassure her.
&lt;"You will find... that I am kind."