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[FLUTTERRAPE] Pyromancer Woes

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 08:53:30
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 4th, 2012
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  4. 4.
    >Day 80 in Equestria
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    >Wake up
  6. 6.
    >You're tied to your bed again
  7. 7.
    >Fluttershy is stood over you
  8. 8.
    >"R-ready for this, big boy?"
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    Nah.
  10. 10.
    >The ropes catch fire and turn to cinders
  11. 11.
    >Fluttershy's mane also sets ablaze for good measure
  12. 12.
    >She screams and throws herself out of your window
  13. 13.
    >Stand up and stretch, rubbing your wrists where the binds were a second ago
  14. 14.
    >Look outside and see Fluttershy running away with her hair on fire
  15. 15.
    >She broke your window
  16. 16.
    >That scoundrel
  17. 17.
    >Go downstairs and get some bread out
  18. 18.
    >Look at it for a second
  19. 19.
    >It's now toast
  20. 20.
    >And your kitchen table is a block of charcoal
  21. 21.
    >You're running out of money for tables
  22. 22.
    >Step outside your front door eating the black square that was once bread
  23. 23.
    >Look around lazily and see a couple of weeds on your front lawn
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    >Blink and look again
  25. 25.
    >They are now mounds of ash
  26. 26.
    >As is your entire garden
  27. 27.
    >Plants stopped growing around here a while ago.
  28. 28.
    >You're not sure why
  29. 29.
    >Oh yeah
  30. 30.
    >You are Anon
  31. 31.
    >Pyromancer
  32. 32.
    >Walking into Ponyville, licking the crumbs off your fingers
  33. 33.
    >A few ponies see you approach and keep their distance, but they manage a smile
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    >"H-hello, Anon! Nice day, don't you reckon?"
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    Yeah, it's a beauty. So. Anything you need help with?
  36. 36.
    >The group of ponies gasps and they all start shaking their heads frantically
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    >"NO! N-no, we don't... Just carry on, Anon. Have a great day!"
  38. 38.
    >Shrug
  39. 39.
    >Ponies never want your help.
  40. 40.
    >You're not sure why
  41. 41.
    >Walk around aimlessly for a while, taking in the sights and sounds of an early morning Ponyville
  42. 42.
    >See Applejack setting up her stand
  43. 43.
    >Smile and walk on over
  44. 44.
    >She sees you coming and her eyes shrink
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    >"Uhh, howdy, Anon!"
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    Morning! What are you selling?
  47. 47.
    >She blinks at you
  48. 48.
    >You look at her with a completely clueless expression
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    >"W-waddya THINK I'm sellin'?"
  50. 50.
    >Look at her stall
  51. 51.
    >Seems to be a great number apple related products here
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    Fruit?
  53. 53.
    >She sighs and places a hoof to her face
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    >"Apple... Anon. I'm selling Apples."
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    Ah. I was close though, right?
  56. 56.
    >"Yeah. I guess. So do ya' want any?"
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    No, I'm good. I think I might go and see Twilight
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    >"Didn't she say you're never allowed near the libr-"
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    You got a little something on your apples
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    >She looks at her apples
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    >They have been replaced with fire
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    >"CONSARNET, ANON"
  63. 63.
    >Walk away towards the Library, whistling while you smell something like burnt fruit
  64. 64.
    >Wonder what could have caused it
  65. 65.
    >Knock on the library door
  66. 66.
    >Spike opens it
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    >He gasps
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    >"TWILIGHT! HE'S BACK!"
  69. 69.
    >Hear a scream from inside
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    >"GET THE BOOKS TO SAFETY, I'LL DISTRACT HIM"
  71. 71.
    >Huh. Wonder why they said that.
  72. 72.
    >Twilight runs up to you and with a pulse of magic sends you flying backwards
  73. 73.
    >You slide on your back for a while away from the library
  74. 74.
    >Grind to a halt, looking at the sky from your new position
  75. 75.
    >See a flash
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    >"I told you never to come here again, Anon! You're dangerous around... Well... EVERYTHING!"
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    Why?
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    >"Why? WHY? YOU SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE"
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    I don't mean too, Twilight... It just kinda happens
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    >She sighs
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    >"I know, Anon. But I can't risk you nearly burning down the library like you did last week"
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    >Frown at her
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    Well what am I supposed to do? I've got nothing to do all day, Twilight. I can't help anyone because they inexplicably set on fire. I'm running out of money for food.
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    >She gets a sad look
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    >"I'm sorry to hear that, Anon. But until you learn to control these... Talents... Of yours, I can't risk another incident!"
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    I understand...
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    >"Good to hear. I really am sorry, Anon."
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    >She smiles at you
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    >Get up and dust yourself off
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    Well. I guess I gotta look for some work then
  91. 91.
    >"Good luck!"
  92. 92.
    >She turns and walks away
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    >Chuckle
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    Heheh... Her tail's on fire...
  95. 95.
    >Walk towards Sugarcube Corner
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    >"AAAAAAAARGH, MY TAIL'S ON FIRE!"
  97. 97.
    >Enter Sugarcube Corner
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    >Every single pony promptly leaves or goes to the bathroom
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    >Odd. Must be a virus going around.
  100. 100.
    >Mr Cake comes out to see what all the commotion was about
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    >He gasps, then gets a stern look
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    >"No. Anon. Out!"
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    >He points a hoof to the door
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    But-
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    >"No."
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    I just want-
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    >"NO."
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    Can't I-
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    >"OUT."
  110. 110.
    >Sigh and leave, sulking.
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    >It's a hard life.
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    >And a lonely one at that.
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    >Every tried your best to help people and just mess things up even more?
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    >That's what it's like every day for you
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    >You just want to see people's lives improve, yet all you do is reduce everything you touch to ash
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    >Sigh
  117. 117.
    >You just want someone to talk to without them being so scared of you
  118. 118.
    >Think about Fluttershy
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    >Or rape you
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    >Put on a brave face and carry on walking
  121. 121.
    >Head out towards the outskirts of Ponyville
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    >Try to whistle
  123. 123.
    >A nearby bush starts burning
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    >Try to hum
  125. 125.
    >A squirrel starts running around in circles with a smouldering tail
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    >Growl angrily
  127. 127.
    >An orange filly flies past on a scooter screaming
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    >A large fireball follows her down the path
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    >Sit down next to a tree, hoping it doesn't turn black and dead.
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    >You hate it when things go black and dead
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    >Close your eyes and just listen to everything around you for a while
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    >Peaceful
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    >Tranquil
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    >Solitary
  135. 135.
    >Feel a presence
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    >Open eyes and look up
  137. 137.
    >Fluttershy is drooling all over your head from a tree branch
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    Hello again. Sorry about the hair.
  139. 139.
    >"O-oh that's ok, Anon. My love for you is far to strong to worry about that!"
  140. 140.
    >You notice a large bald patch on the side of her head, with a bit of charred skin exposed under the fur
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    >Wince when you see it
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    >"So are burn victims your fetish?"
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    No... They just make me feel sad.
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    >She giggles
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    >Not what you wanted to hear right now
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    >She sets down next to you
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    >She starts stroking your leg
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    >"You know... I bet I could get your fire going..."
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    You'd die a horrible fiery death.
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    >"No, silly. You're OTHER fire"
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    >Her hoof slides over your crotch
  152. 152.
    >She gives you bedroom eyes
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    Fluttershy, just leave me alone. I'll just hurt you. And I don't even want this.
  154. 154.
    >Unfazed, she keeps rubbing
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    >Your member begins to harden
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    >You know you have to scare her off again by burning her
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    >But you just hate setting her on fire.
  158. 158.
    >It hurts you just as much as it hurts her.
  159. 159.
    >Prepare yourself to set her alight when a large flying object slams into her
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    >That snapped you out of it
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    >"Fluttershy? Are you ok?"
  162. 162.
    >She's down for the count, a dizzy looking grey blob lying on top of her
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    >"Whoops... Sorry, Fluttershy"
  164. 164.
    >She doesn't respond, what with being unconscious
  165. 165.
    >The blob looks at you
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    >Oh it's a pony.
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    >And it's eyes are crooked
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    You should really watch where you're going, you might have hurt her!
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    >The mare looks down sadly
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    >"Yeah, I know... I didn't mean to though. Sometimes I just lose track of where I'm going and crash into things"
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    >She forces a smile onto her face
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    >"Because that's me! The lovable town clutz! Derp derp derp!"
  173. 173.
    >He smile fades again and she stares glumly at the grass
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    >Damn. The poor thing
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    >Scoot over to her and touch her shoulder
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    Hey, I know how you feel
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    >She looks up, gazing at you with slightly watery eyes
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    >"You do?"
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    Heh. Yeah... I can't do anything without it all going up in flames.
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    >Her eyes widen
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    >"No way!"
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    Way.
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    >You both share a short laugh
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    >She looks up at you, a small smile forming on her lips
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    >"S-so what's your name?"
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    I'm Anon. That guy that sets fire to things.
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    >"I'm Ditzy Doo. Everyone else calls me.. Derpy..."
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    >At that she looks sad again
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    >She must try and wear the title with pride in an attempt to show others that she doesn't care. But it must be eating her up on the inside
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    Don't worry, Ditzy. I make mistakes all the time. I just kinda learn to roll with it
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    >"But it's just so hard! I try to deliver letters and all I do is-"
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    -Mess things up, and when you try to correct your mistakes-
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    >"-I only make things worse..."
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    >You both look at each other for a while
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    >"Wow, I never thought I'd find somep0ny like me! I mean, not being bad at everything I mean, umm"
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    >Put a finger to her lips and smile
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    I understand
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    >Smile at her, it's the most genuine feeling of happiness you've felt in a while.
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    "Sooo... Wanna umm. Go do something?"
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    >"Are you sure we won't ruin anything?"
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    >Grin at her
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    Hey, with both of us working together, we'll bring this town to it's knees
  203. 203.
    >She giggles happily and stares at you again
  204. 204.
    >Then kisses you on the lips
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    >She draws back and blushes, looking away
  206. 206.
    >At first you're shocked, but you feel yourself smile harder than you have since you got here
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    >Draw her into a hug
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    I'm glad I met you, Ditzy
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    >"I'm glad I met you, Anon."
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    Let's go
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    >You both get up and walk down the path into Ponyville
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    >In your path there are smashed fences, garden gnomes and windows
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    >All the trees and bushes burn as well as several ponies
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    >Amidst the chaos two figures dance and laugh around
  215. 215.
    >Ponyville is consumed by an inferno and no window is left uncracked as the two figures bask in the warm glow of the once peaceful town
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    >10 minutes later you and Ditzy are sat on a hill overlooking the smouldering wreckage of Ponyville
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    >Ditzy rests her head on your shoulder and you wrap an arm around her, happy that you've finally found someone who understands you
  218. 218.
    >You close your eyes and smile, breathing in the smoke
  219. 219.
    >Ditzy speaks up
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    >"Oh... I was supposed to deliver mail today. Do you think ponies will mind?"
  221. 221.
    >You look at the area where Ponyville once was
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    Nah.
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