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[ANON IN EQUESTRIA] Ponies and Poltergeists
By NebulusCreated: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 08:55:54
Expiry: Never
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Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 5th, 2012
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>Day 45 in Equestria
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>Wake up with a sense of dread
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>Nervously walk downstairs and eat cereal slowly, watching over your shoulder the entire time
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>You just can't shake the feeling that something big is about to happen
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>Put on a jacket and head out the front door
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>Twilight runs up to you as you reach the end of your front garden
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>"Anon! My horn feels reeeeeally weird today. I think something big is going to happen!"
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You too, huh? I woke up feeling paranoid.
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>"That's so strange! Every Unicorn in town has sensitive horns, all the Pegasi have itchy wings, and the Earth Ponies have pins and needles!"
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Any idea what's causing it?
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>"No, but keep your eyes open. There's no telling what might happen toda-"
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>Before she can finish a tremor shakes the entire area
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Oh god what
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>"W-what was that?"
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Earthquake?
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>"We don't get them around here"
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>Another tremor
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>"Anon, I'm scared"
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Stay close to me
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>She huddles between your legs and looks around fearfully
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>Clouds form over you both and turn black as night, shrouding the area in darkness
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>They start swirling, forming a vortex of clouds above you, strange lights dancing in the middle
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>A ripple of force flows through you, shattering every window in the area and making your very bones shake
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>"Anon! What is that thing?!"
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Just stay down!
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>Stand your ground and glare at the vortex
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>Suddenly a bright white crack appears in the air before you
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>Move your head around a bit, the crack seems 3 dimensional, but is just hovering there
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>More cracks form and you hear a low growling emanate from it
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>Feel Twilight shuddering against your legs
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>Clench your fists and narrow your eyes, preparing for what is about to happen
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>The crack grows wider, it seems to be directly below the vortex in the skies
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>A ghostly hand, human in shape, reaches out of the crack and starts clawing at the sides
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>Your eyes widen as bits of reality are torn apart by the spectral being
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>Once the hole is wide enough a figure steps through
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>It's white glow fades and you see...
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>A copy of You.
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>But with luminous white eyes that have a sort of mist drifting out of them
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>He grins at you
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What the hell...?
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>"Oh, hello, me. I'm here to ruin your life."
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What ARE you?
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>"I'm your evil counterpart, and I'm going to destroy everythin-"
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No.
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>"What?"
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No.
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>"...What?"
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No. I'm not having it. Not today. I can't be fucking bothered
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>Twilight has stopped trembling and is looking up at you from between your legs, awestruck
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>Your "Evil Twin" is struggling for words
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>"B-but I'm here to bring about the death of-"
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I said no. I don't give two shits. Back in the hole. Go on.
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>Walk towards him and start shoving him back in the hole
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>"Hey- HEY! QUIT IT!"
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Shut up
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>Slap him and prod him, causing him to flinch and step backwards towards the hole
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>"Stop... fuckin- STOP THAT"
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Nope.
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>Carry on prodding him
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>His back touches the hole
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>"BUT I AM DEATH!"
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And I don't care
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>Push him back into the hole
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>Hear his screams and anger from the other side
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>"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
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I just did.
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>Grab the edge of the hole and pull, dragging the real world over the crack
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>With reality safe once more and the hole to the Other Side covered, you dust your hands and walk back over to Twilight
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>She's gawping at you
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>"Anon- I don't-"
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Shush.
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>Place a finger to her lips
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>She stares up at you
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>Feel a tug on your shirt
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>Look and see Fluttershy, dressed in a Witch Doctor's outfit
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>"H-hey Anon... So is forbidden dark magic and tampering with the spirit world your fetish?"
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>Slap her
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>"Ouch!"
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Knock it off, asshole.
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>Wipe some ectoplasm from the void off your shoulder and crack your kunckles
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>Walk away from the two mares, Twilight still struggling to say anything and Fluttershy nursing her cheek
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>Both of them soaking wet between the legs from your uncaring attitude
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>Not that you care
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>You're too cool to give a shit about Ponies and Poltergeists
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>Oh yeah, and Voodoo.
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>Fucking Fluttershy.
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