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[ANON IN EQUESTRIA] Ponies and Poltergeists

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 08:55:54
Expiry: Never
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 5th, 2012
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  4. >Day 45 in Equestria
  5. >Wake up with a sense of dread
  6. >Nervously walk downstairs and eat cereal slowly, watching over your shoulder the entire time
  7. >You just can't shake the feeling that something big is about to happen
  8. >Put on a jacket and head out the front door
  9. >Twilight runs up to you as you reach the end of your front garden
  10. >"Anon! My horn feels reeeeeally weird today. I think something big is going to happen!"
  11. You too, huh? I woke up feeling paranoid.
  12. >"That's so strange! Every Unicorn in town has sensitive horns, all the Pegasi have itchy wings, and the Earth Ponies have pins and needles!"
  13. Any idea what's causing it?
  14. >"No, but keep your eyes open. There's no telling what might happen toda-"
  15. >Before she can finish a tremor shakes the entire area
  16. Oh god what
  17. >"W-what was that?"
  18. Earthquake?
  19. >"We don't get them around here"
  20. >Another tremor
  21. >"Anon, I'm scared"
  22. Stay close to me
  23. >She huddles between your legs and looks around fearfully
  24. >Clouds form over you both and turn black as night, shrouding the area in darkness
  25. >They start swirling, forming a vortex of clouds above you, strange lights dancing in the middle
  26. >A ripple of force flows through you, shattering every window in the area and making your very bones shake
  27. >"Anon! What is that thing?!"
  28. Just stay down!
  29. >Stand your ground and glare at the vortex
  30. >Suddenly a bright white crack appears in the air before you
  31. >Move your head around a bit, the crack seems 3 dimensional, but is just hovering there
  32. >More cracks form and you hear a low growling emanate from it
  33. >Feel Twilight shuddering against your legs
  34. >Clench your fists and narrow your eyes, preparing for what is about to happen
  35. >The crack grows wider, it seems to be directly below the vortex in the skies
  36. >A ghostly hand, human in shape, reaches out of the crack and starts clawing at the sides
  37. >Your eyes widen as bits of reality are torn apart by the spectral being
  38. >Once the hole is wide enough a figure steps through
  39. >It's white glow fades and you see...
  40. >A copy of You.
  41. >But with luminous white eyes that have a sort of mist drifting out of them
  42. >He grins at you
  43. What the hell...?
  44. >"Oh, hello, me. I'm here to ruin your life."
  45. What ARE you?
  46. >"I'm your evil counterpart, and I'm going to destroy everythin-"
  47. No.
  48. >"What?"
  49. No.
  50. >"...What?"
  51. No. I'm not having it. Not today. I can't be fucking bothered
  52. >Twilight has stopped trembling and is looking up at you from between your legs, awestruck
  53. >Your "Evil Twin" is struggling for words
  54. >"B-but I'm here to bring about the death of-"
  55. I said no. I don't give two shits. Back in the hole. Go on.
  56. >Walk towards him and start shoving him back in the hole
  57. >"Hey- HEY! QUIT IT!"
  58. Shut up
  59. >Slap him and prod him, causing him to flinch and step backwards towards the hole
  60. >"Stop... fuckin- STOP THAT"
  61. Nope.
  62. >Carry on prodding him
  63. >His back touches the hole
  64. >"BUT I AM DEATH!"
  65. And I don't care
  66. >Push him back into the hole
  67. >Hear his screams and anger from the other side
  68. >"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
  69. I just did.
  70. >Grab the edge of the hole and pull, dragging the real world over the crack
  71. >With reality safe once more and the hole to the Other Side covered, you dust your hands and walk back over to Twilight
  72. >She's gawping at you
  73. >"Anon- I don't-"
  74. Shush.
  75. >Place a finger to her lips
  76. >She stares up at you
  77. >Feel a tug on your shirt
  78. >Look and see Fluttershy, dressed in a Witch Doctor's outfit
  79. >"H-hey Anon... So is forbidden dark magic and tampering with the spirit world your fetish?"
  80. >Slap her
  81. >"Ouch!"
  82. Knock it off, asshole.
  83. >Wipe some ectoplasm from the void off your shoulder and crack your kunckles
  84. >Walk away from the two mares, Twilight still struggling to say anything and Fluttershy nursing her cheek
  85. >Both of them soaking wet between the legs from your uncaring attitude
  86. >Not that you care
  87. >You're too cool to give a shit about Ponies and Poltergeists
  88. >Oh yeah, and Voodoo.
  89. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  90.  
  91. End

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