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[FLUTTERRAPE] Ponies and Poltergeists

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:22:20 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 5th, 2012
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  4. >Day 45 in Equestria
  5. >Wake up with a sense of dread
  6. >Nervously walk downstairs and eat cereal slowly, watching over your shoulder the entire time
  7. >You just can't shake the feeling that something big is about to happen
  8. >Put on a jacket and head out the front door
  9. >Twilight runs up to you as you reach the end of your front garden
  10. >"Anon! My horn feels reeeeeally weird today. I think something big is going to happen!"
  11. You too, huh? I woke up feeling paranoid.
  12. >"That's so strange! Every Unicorn in town has sensitive horns, all the Pegasi have itchy wings, and the Earth Ponies have pins and needles!"
  13. Any idea what's causing it?
  14. >"No, but keep your eyes open. There's no telling what might happen toda-"
  15. >Before she can finish a tremor shakes the entire area
  16. Oh god what
  17. >"W-what was that?"
  18. Earthquake?
  19. >"We don't get them around here"
  20. >Another tremor
  21. >"Anon, I'm scared"
  22. Stay close to me
  23. >She huddles between your legs and looks around fearfully
  24. >Clouds form over you both and turn black as night, shrouding the area in darkness
  25. >They start swirling, forming a vortex of clouds above you, strange lights dancing in the middle
  26. >A ripple of force flows through you, shattering every window in the area and making your very bones shake
  27. >"Anon! What is that thing?!"
  28. Just stay down!
  29. >Stand your ground and glare at the vortex
  30. >Suddenly a bright white crack appears in the air before you
  31. >Move your head around a bit, the crack seems 3 dimensional, but is just hovering there
  32. >More cracks form and you hear a low growling emanate from it
  33. >Feel Twilight shuddering against your legs
  34. >Clench your fists and narrow your eyes, preparing for what is about to happen
  35.  
  36. 1/3
  37.  
  38. >The crack grows wider, it seems to be directly below the vortex in the skies
  39. >A ghostly hand, human in shape, reaches out of the crack and starts clawing at the sides
  40. >Your eyes widen as bits of reality are torn apart by the spectral being
  41. >Once the hole is wide enough a figure steps through
  42. >It's white glow fades and you see...
  43. >A copy of You.
  44. >But with luminous white eyes that have a sort of mist drifting out of them
  45. >He grins at you
  46. What the hell...?
  47. >"Oh, hello, me. I'm here to ruin your life."
  48. What ARE you?
  49. >"I'm your evil counterpart, and I'm going to destroy everythin-"
  50. No.
  51. >"What?"
  52. No.
  53. >"...What?"
  54. No. I'm not having it. Not today. I can't be fucking bothered
  55. >Twilight has stopped trembling and is looking up at you from between your legs, awestruck
  56. >Your "Evil Twin" is struggling for words
  57. >"B-but I'm here to bring about the death of-"
  58. I said no. I don't give two shits. Back in the hole. Go on.
  59. >Walk towards him and start shoving him back in the hole
  60. >"Hey- HEY! QUIT IT!"
  61. Shut up
  62. >Slap him and prod him, causing him to flinch and step backwards towards the hole
  63. >"Stop... fuckin- STOP THAT"
  64. Nope.
  65. >Carry on prodding him
  66. >His back touches the hole
  67. >"BUT I AM DEATH!"
  68. And I don't care
  69. >Push him back into the hole
  70. >Hear his screams and anger from the other side
  71. >"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
  72. I just did.
  73. >Grab the edge of the hole and pull, dragging the real world over the crack
  74.  
  75. 2/3
  76.  
  77. >With reality safe once more and the hole to the Other Side covered, you dust your hands and walk back over to Twilight
  78. >She's gawping at you
  79. >"Anon- I don't-"
  80. Shush.
  81. >Place a finger to her lips
  82. >She stares up at you
  83. >Feel a tug on your shirt
  84. >Look and see Fluttershy, dressed in a Witch Doctor's outfit
  85. >"H-hey Anon... So is forbidden dark magic and tampering with the spirit world your fetish?"
  86. >Slap her
  87. >"Ouch!"
  88. Knock it off, asshole.
  89. >Wipe some ectoplasm from the void off your shoulder and crack your kunckles
  90. >Walk away from the two mares, Twilight still struggling to say anything and Fluttershy nursing her cheek
  91. >Both of them soaking wet between the legs from your uncaring attitude
  92. >Not that you care
  93. >You're too cool to give a shit about Ponies and Poltergeists
  94. >Oh yeah, and Voodoo.
  95. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  96.  
  97. 3/3
  98. End
/FLUTTERRAPE/

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