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[FLUTTERRAPE] How Anon Stole Christmas

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:24:39 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 9th, 2012
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  3.  
  4. >Day Holiday Special in Equestria
  5. >Wake up
  6. >Feet are sticking out of the end of the blanket
  7. >Shit's cold, man.
  8. >Get out of bed and begin developing Hypothermia
  9. >Shiver and walk on the way to the bathroom
  10. >Shiver shit, shiver shave, hot shower
  11. >Shit's scalding, man.
  12. >Dress in your warmest clothes and go to get breakfast
  13. >Look out the kitchen window
  14. >Snow everywhere
  15. >First Christmas in Equestria
  16. >Better be a good one
  17. >They called you mad when you cut down Applejack's prized tree then desecrated the corpse with goods stolen from Pinkie Pie's Party Supplies
  18. >You'll show them
  19. >You'll show them all.
  20. >Pick up your Anti-Unconsensual-Sexual-Intercourse-Apparatus and step outside
  21. >Grin at the idea of the coming day
  22. >You don't have the money to buy yourself material wealth in order to replicate the traditional human ritual of holiday greed
  23. >But by god you're going to try.
  24. >Because this year, you are Anon.
  25. >Professional Christmas Thief.
  26.  
  27. 1/9
  28.  
  29. >But how are you going to steal Christmas?
  30. >Think back on your life and all the times you religiously watched "How the Grinch stole Christmas" in your younger years
  31. >Remember him sneaking into houses and stealing presents
  32. >Think for any better ideas
  33. >Brain: Got nothin', brah.
  34. >Let out a victory cheer
  35. SUCCESS! It's settled then! I, Anon, shall steal Christmas!
  36. >"Umm, what's a christmas?"
  37. >Turn around
  38. >Damn. You should have expected this
  39. >Fluttershy is behind you in the most adorable winter get up imaginable
  40. None of your business.
  41. >Gotta act the part, at least.
  42. >"O-oh, ok... It just sounded like you were trying to steal something. And stealing is w-wrong..."
  43. I don't care.
  44. >"...And you'll get arrested, and then you'll be taken to jail, and all the big criminal stallions will r-rape you in the shower"
  45. Stop talking.
  46. >"Oooh~ And then you'll be moaning and grunting as they thrust h-harder and harder and fill you up with their hot sticky-"
  47. QUIET!
  48. >She squeals
  49. >Glare down at her
  50. >Her hot juices are melting the snow beneath her
  51. >"S-so can I help you steal things so you can get raped in the shower?"
  52. >Ponder this for a while
  53. >On the one hand you could get her to help you steal Christmas
  54. >On the other hand she's a real goodie two shoes and might ruin your plans
  55. >Think for a while
  56. >If everything goes pear shaped you can always...
  57. >"If everything goes wrong we can blame Princess Luna and say that she's gone mad again!"
  58. >My god this horse is a fucking genius
  59. Very well, Fluttershy. I'll brief you on my diabolical schemes.
  60.  
  61. 2/9
  62.  
  63. >You discuss your plans with Fluttershy over hot chocolate in Sugarcube Corner
  64. >"S-so your plan is to break down the doors of the houses, tie up the ponies inside and steal all the presents?"
  65. >Smile proudly
  66. Eeyup.
  67. >She stares at you
  68. >"Anon that's a horrible idea"
  69. How is it?
  70. >"Well for starters breaking down the door will attract too much attention, the family will probably scream when you attack them which will alert the other households in the area, if the family has a unicorn of enough magical power you'll be taken down, and your idea of wearing a rubber glove over your face as a disguise is flawed because you're the only human looking thing in Ponyville so everyp0ny will know that it's you."
  71. >You're flabbergasted
  72. >"Umm. But if you want to carry on then that's... umm... fine..."
  73. Well uhh, got any better plans?
  74. >"You will climb onto the house roof after all the lights are out, enter through an open window of chimney, quietly sweep all the presents into a sack before leaving through a window which you will then close behind you, making as little noise as possible so as not to disturb the occupants of the house"
  75. >Good lord.
  76. How do you know all this stuff?
  77. >"I umm... Sneak into your house sometimes"
  78. >Figures
  79. Ok, we'll go with your plan, since it's better.
  80. >She blushes
  81. >"Y-you know I'm also better than your right hand at pleasuring your dick"
  82. Well that's just inappropriate.
  83. >"Sorry..."
  84. >You both finish your drinks and head back outside
  85. Ok, Fluttershy. Meet me at my place this evening. Got it?
  86. >"Got it! It's a date!"
  87. Wait, what?
  88. >She's already gone
  89. >Fuckin' horse.
  90.  
  91. 3/9
  92.  
  93. >That night, at 9 o Clock, you're stood outside your house freezing your nuts off
  94. >Grumble under your breath
  95. Where is she?...
  96. >Your front door opens and out walks Fluttershy
  97. >"Oh, sorry. I thought we were meeting inside your house..."
  98. Where exactly were you?
  99. >"On your bed waiting for you"
  100. >God dammit
  101. Ok whatever. Lets go steal Christmas
  102. >"Whatsmas?"
  103. >You both job down the path into Ponyville
  104. >Fluttershy is dressed in a jet black skin-tight latex outfit that moulds around every part of her body
  105. >You're amazed she's still breathing
  106. >As for you, you're in a black outfit with facepaint to cover up that pale white face of yours
  107. >Ye' goddamn shut in
  108. >Make it to the first house on your list
  109. >Lower your voice to a whisper
  110. Ok, so here's the plan. I'll climb up on top and-
  111. >"I'll FLY up, go down the chimney and open a window for your to climb in through on the ground floor"
  112. ...Yeah. Why are you so eager to help me steal shit?
  113. >"I really want to see you get raped by a stallion."
  114. >Well at least she's honest about it.
  115. >Watch her fly up and down the chimney
  116. >After a few moments you hear her whisper into the night
  117. >"Anon! Over here!"
  118. >Clamber into the open window and crouch down on the floor like some unfit amateur ninja
  119. >Target acquired: The Tree
  120. >This one's an actual Christmas tree, not an apple tree you stole.
  121. >Applejack sure was angry at you that day
  122. >But you said you'd chop down more if she laid a hoof on you
  123. >Unfortunately, the term "Chop down more" means something completely different in Equestria than it does on Earth
  124. >As a result Applejack took it the wrong way and you spent the next 4 hours fucking like animals in the barn.
  125. >Your dick still hurts
  126. >But at least Applejack let you off on the condition that you "chop down more" in future
  127.  
  128. 4/9
  129.  
  130. >Bloody rednecks.
  131. >Fluttershy starts feeling your arse and you snap back to reality
  132. >Start to float upwards
  133. >Oh shit, there goes gravity.
  134. >Fluttershy drags you back down and motions to the tree
  135. >"You grab the presents, i'll keep an eye out"
  136. >Nod
  137. >Start shovelling presents into the sack
  138. >Once it's full you retreat out the window
  139. >Fuck yeah. Human Greed.
  140. >Fluttershy follows you out carrying something you missed
  141. >A 10" dildo
  142. Where the fuck did you get that?
  143. >She blushes
  144. >"Oh, I found it lying around in the parent's room"
  145. >Stare at her some more
  146. >She grins back
  147. >"W-want me to loosen up your butt-"
  148. Let's keep moving
  149. >Throughout the night you and Fluttershy enter houses and steal presents, filling up your sack until it weigh as much as 50 criminalgrams
  150. >Smile to yourself as you and Fluttershy walk down the street to the last house on your list
  151. >Fluttershy shoots down the chimney and opens a window
  152. >You hop inside with your sack
  153. >And nearly step on a child
  154.  
  155. 5/9
  156.  
  157. >Oh shit
  158. >They booby trapped the fucking floor
  159. >Gawp at what seems to be about 25 foals sleeping and snoring on the floor around the tree
  160. >Jesus Christ
  161. >Start stepping over them like organic landmines
  162. >Start sweating a lot more
  163. >Tremble as you step over the last foal and begin carefully placing presents into your sack
  164. >"Ponyta?"
  165. >Your head swivels 180 degrees around
  166. >To hell with biology, the mission comes first
  167. >A child is talking to herself in her sleep
  168. >"mmm... Ponyta..."
  169. >You feel the sudden urge to throw balls at things
  170. >You put it down as repressed homosexuality and carry on looting
  171. >Once done you start your trek back to the window
  172. >Get half way there and freeze.
  173. >Fluttershy
  174. >She's smiling at you
  175. >And holding a glass of water
  176. >Directly over the head of a small colt
  177. >Whisper as quietly as you can
  178. Fluttershy... What the fuck are you doing?
  179. >"You could go to prison, Anon. If they found you here. Sneaking into houses, stealing goods and endangering foals"
  180. This wasn't part of the deal! If we get caught we're both dead!
  181. >"Oh I'll be fine. My father is the supreme judge of the Equestrian High Court. They won't touch me."
  182. >Holy fuck you didn't run a background check
  183. >You moron.
  184. Fluttershy. I'll do anything. Just don't drop that water.
  185. >She smiles harder
  186. >"Would you be willing to take it in the ass from a stallion?"
  187. If it's not in prison, yes! Please! Anything! We can talk about your demands later let's just get out of here!
  188. >Notice the foals around you start to stir in their sleep
  189. >One of them yawns
  190. >FUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
  191.  
  192. 6/9
  193.  
  194. >Fluttershy thinks for a second
  195. >"Ok then."
  196. >Sigh in relief
  197. >Carry on stepping over foals
  198. >Reach the window
  199. >Get out safely and watch as Fluttershy flies out after you
  200. That was a close one. What the hell were you thinking?
  201. >She looks at you sadly
  202. >"I just want to watch you get violated by a big stallion dick, is that too much to ask?"
  203. >She starts tearing up
  204. >Fucking hell.
  205. >Crouch down and start petting her
  206. >She looks up at you and smiles
  207. >Then leans in for a kiss
  208. Stop being creepy. Come on, lets go home.
  209. >Both of you walk back to your house and fall asleep on your sofa with a massive sack full of Christmas loot at your feet
  210. >Just before you drift off you smile and say to yourself:
  211. At least nothing went wrong...
  212.  
  213. 7/9
  214.  
  215. >Wake up the next day
  216. >Fluttershy is still out like a light
  217. >Push her off the sofa
  218. >"Eep!"
  219. Get up and get out. You fulfilled your end of the bargain
  220. >"W-what do I get for it?"
  221. >Think for a second
  222. The satisfaction that thanks to the multiverse theory, somewhere out there in the reaches of reality, there is a world exactly like this one where you and I are happily married and have 3 foals.
  223. >She stares at you then blushes
  224. >"A-are we living in my house?"
  225. Sure.
  226. >"D-do we have r-regular... sex?"
  227. Every night.
  228. >"Eeep!"
  229. >She shudders then falls to the floor in a puddle of her own discharge
  230. >Disgusting.
  231. >That was a nice rug as well.
  232. >Drag her by her tail to the front door and throw her out in the snow, where she sinks in and starts steaming due to how hot she is
  233. >Shake your head and go back inside
  234. >Sit down at your Christmas-Apple-Tree and inspect your loot
  235. Toys... Toys... Books... Junk... Aha!
  236. >Lift up a small gold necklace
  237. Looks like this whole adventure wasn't a total waste after all!
  238. >Giggle and sigh contently
  239. >Close your eyes and enjoy the warmth of your house
  240.  
  241. 8/9
  242.  
  243. >Suddenly the far left wall explodes inwards
  244. >"POLICE! HANDS IN THE AIR, MOTHER FUCKER!"
  245. OH SHIT IT'S THE FUZZ!
  246. >Combat roll over the back of the sofa and pull out the shotgun you brought with you to Equestria
  247. >Magic Missiles and paralyzing spells fly at you through the dust cloud
  248. >Reply in kind with shot after shot
  249. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
  250. >Stop to reload
  251. >A stallion the size of Big Mac leaps over the sofa-turned-shield and tackles you to the ground
  252. >"YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME, ASSHOLE."
  253. FUCK! HOW DID YOU KNOW?
  254. >"CCTV, MONKEY MAN."
  255. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FUCKING TELEVISION, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
  256. >Get arrested and dragged out the hole in your wall
  257. >You killed like, 7 police ponies
  258. >Thrown in prison.
  259.  
  260. >Day 4 in Prison in Equestria
  261. >Walk into the showers
  262. >Pick up the soap
  263. >Drop the soap
  264. >Stare at the soap
  265. >Look around
  266. >You're the only one in the shower block
  267. >Try to pick up the soap as fast as you can
  268. >As soon as you bend over you feel a massive stallion dick enter your tight virgin ass
  269. AAAAAAAAAA
  270. >"OOOOH CELESTIA THAT FEELS GOOD"
  271. >Continue to scream and grunt as every single prisoner within a 1 mile radius takes turns
  272. >Meanwhile, a pair of teal eyes watch from a nearby window, pleasuring herself with a 10" dildo
  273. >Fucking Fluttershy
  274.  
  275. 9/9
  276. The End
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