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[FLUTTERRAPE] Multiverse Adventures

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:27:26 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 17th, 2012
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  3.  
  4. >Day ADVENTURE HO in Equestria
  5. >Wake up and yawn
  6. >Feels like one of those days
  7. >You know which ones.
  8. >No, not those.
  9. >THOSE days.
  10. >Yeah, those.
  11. >Get out of bed and throw on whatever was on the floor
  12. >Shit shave shower
  13. >Walk downstairs and open the door
  14. >Pick up the paper
  15. >"Extremely dangerous experimental technology stolen!"
  16. >Blink
  17. >Look up
  18. >Fluttershy is stood infront of you, beaming
  19. >She's wearing a large box on her back, covered in flashing lights and cup-holders
  20. >Belts, straps and velcro are sticking out all over her to secure the machine to her back
  21. >Look back down at the paper
  22. >"It looks like this if you see it"
  23. >Picture looks identical to the box Fluttershy is wearing
  24. >Look at her
  25. >Check your watch
  26. >8:00 AM
  27. >Sigh
  28. >Oh yeah. It's gonna be one of THOSE days alright.
  29. Go on. What now.
  30. >"S-so Anon, A nice pony lended this machine to me! They said it would make you love me!"
  31. >Look at the paper
  32. >"Scientist 'Antee Mater' reported being forced to the ground and had to watch as a masked mare bludgeoned the entire science team then jumped out the window screaming about the power of love"
  33. >Look back up at Fluttershy
  34. I am so not in the mood for this shit.
  35. >"Tough"
  36. >She slams a dial attached to her forehoof and the machine starts up
  37. >Read the paper some more while Fluttershy tries to do stupid shit
  38. >"The Funky-Lighty-Universe-Tearing-Temporal-Energy-Rift-Singularity-Harbinger-Yes Machine was created with the intention of Science"
  39. >"When asked what kind of science, Antee Mater replied 'Hell if I know. But it looks cool'"
  40. >Hear a low whirr come from Fluttershy's machine
  41. >Look up
  42. >She's shaking like a Jackhammer and is clearly scared of her own looted piece of tech
  43. >Scrunch up the paper and throw it over your shoulder
  44. >Clasp your hands together and assume a ready postion
  45. Alright, Science. Show me what you've got
  46.  
  47. 1/9
  48.  
  49. >Feel your body become weightless as you and Fluttershy are torn out of Equestria and deposited in a different plane of existence
  50. >You both pop back into reality and stagger around for a bit
  51. >Fluttershy throws up
  52. >Gross
  53. >Look around
  54. >Well fuck
  55. >You and Y.Pone are stood on a desloate plateau overlooking a equally dead looking valley
  56. >Creatures you can't even begin to comprehend circle the skies and the screams of a thousand alien lifeforms hit your ears
  57. >There are also 7 suns, but you're more concerned about the aliens
  58. >Turn back to Fluttershy, who's just recovering
  59. Nice work, Fluttershy. You sent us to an alien world with seven suns.
  60. >"O-oh good. Is it your fetish?"
  61. No. No it isn't.
  62. >"Darn it. I was sure you'd love this"
  63. >Look down to the valley and watch a swarm of creatures collide with another in a vicious melee of fang and claw
  64. >The monsters violently tear each other asunder and don't stop until every single creature is dead
  65. >Blood and other unnamable substances coat the area where the battle happened
  66. Oh yeah, I was sure I'd love it here as well. Now please send us home.
  67. >"Ok ok... Fucking Anon..."
  68. What was that?
  69. >You both get sucked back into the void and tumble around for a while until you both land in the middle of a grassy field
  70. >Fluttershy groans
  71. >You don't, because you're hardcore.
  72. >Look around
  73. >Well there's your first problem
  74. >This isn't Equestria.
  75.  
  76. 2/9
  77.  
  78. >Nudge a wheezing Fluttershy with your foot
  79. Get up. You haven't sent us home.
  80. >"W-what? But I pressed... umm... oh..."
  81. >That doesn't sound good
  82. >Pinch the bridge of your nose with your finger and thumb then sigh
  83. What now?
  84. >You knew you should have stayed in bed today
  85. >"W-well the instruction manual said that in order to get back the original destination, you need to suck hot monkey dick"
  86. I see... I see...
  87. >Wait no you don't
  88. Wait no I don't, what was that last bit?
  89. >She blushes
  90. >"S-so if you want to get home, you'd better get naked, mister!"
  91. >Yeah.
  92. >Nah.
  93. >Crack your knuckles
  94. Please remember that I take absolutely no joy in doing this, Fluttershy
  95. >She starts backing away
  96. And that any injuries you may sustain are purely by accident
  97. >She starts shaking
  98. >"N-now d-don't do anything you'll r-regret, Anon"
  99. >Body Slam her
  100. >You both kick and scream like little girls for about 5 minutes until you managed to tear the machine off Fluttershy's back
  101. >She also orgasmed like, 4 times throughout that
  102. >Fuckin' Horse.
  103. >Attach the machine to your back
  104. >The straps are tight as hell
  105. >Look at Fluttershy, who's twitching on the floor in a puddle of discharge and happiness
  106. >"W-was that good for you too, Anon?"
  107. You're hilarious. Now get up and lets go. I'll show you how to operate a fucking Singularity Generator
  108. >You once beat the first level of Starcraft 2 on Normal mode. So how hard can this be?
  109. >Press the dial on your wrist
  110.  
  111. 3/9
  112.  
  113. >One rollercoaster ride and a wave of temporal sickness later you arrive in Equestri-
  114. >Hang on, no, you fucked up as well.
  115. >Look around at the Alien city stretching before you
  116. >Watch hovercars and hoverboards fly past your head
  117. >A hover-newspaper is at your feet
  118. >Pick it up
  119. >October 21, 2015
  120. Great Scott.
  121. >Fluttershy seems to be getting better with rift-travel
  122. >She stares in awe at the city
  123. >"Oh my goodness! It's so... Pretty"
  124. >You have to admit. It's a spectacular sight
  125. >Skyscrapers as tall as the heavens
  126. >Billions of lights and sounds all around you
  127. >A jungle of cold steel and computers
  128. >You almost feel at home
  129. >Fluttershy looks at you
  130. >"A-are you ok, Anon? Is this your fetish?"
  131. Nearly. But it's not home.
  132. >"Do you miss home?"
  133. More than you can imagine. Come on, lets go.
  134. >Slap the wrist dial
  135. >Nothing
  136. >Oh.
  137.  
  138. 4/9
  139.  
  140.  
  141. Fluttershy, check the box, is there anything different?
  142. >She flies up behind it
  143. >"Insert monkey dick"
  144. I'll eat every animal you own.
  145. >"INSERT MORE SALT! INSERT MORE SALT!"
  146. That's better
  147. >Well. A rift machine powered by salt
  148. >That's just rad.
  149. Come on, you. Lets go find some salt. Gotta be SOME lying around.
  150. >You and Fluttershy wander around the alien city for about 30 minutes, awestruck by the sheer complexity of it all
  151. >You literally cannot see the tops of some buildings.
  152. >It's broad daylight, but you can't see them.
  153. >These aliens must be gods of their time.
  154. >"FUCK YOU, YA BLOODY BASTARD! I'LL FUCKIN' CUT YOU, YEAH?"
  155. >Now that's just silly
  156. >Walk over to two aliens arguing
  157. >They look like humans, but with 4 arms, green skin and eyes so slanted it makes an asian man look white.
  158. >Fucking hell you're racist.
  159. >They're pushing each other and shouting in a Middle-eastern accent
  160. >This place is weird
  161. >Clear your throat as you approach
  162. Uhh, excuse me, gentle..uuhhh, men? But where can I find some salt?
  163. >They look at you with shocked expressions
  164. >Oh yeah. You and the talking horse probably aren't from around here
  165. >"That fuckin' human?"
  166. >"Sheeeeeeeeit! I though they all extinct!"
  167. >"Fuckin' cray, that, bro."
  168. Extict. What.
  169. >"Yeah, man! You peeps are fuckin' crazy! Went and picked a fight with the Albraxan Empire! You all got fucked up and your homeworld got blown up!"
  170. Oh. Ok then.
  171. >You're quite sure how to take this news. But then again this IS a different universe
  172. >Thank god for the multiverse theory
  173.  
  174. 5/9
  175.  
  176. >You realise, as you stand talking to an alien being who isn't hostile, and is also speaking fluent english, that you must be the luckiest man in the history of the universe
  177. >Fucking Lady Luck
  178. Sooo yeah, where can I find salt?
  179. >"Salt? Just go to a cafe, man. There's one over there."
  180. >He points two arms at a neon-lit diner with several aliens eating at tables
  181. Thanks a bunch, really.
  182. >"No problem. Always happy to help a human. Our races got on great until those faggot Albraxans ruined everything."
  183. >"Oh and one more thing, you might wanna keep your horse-thingy on a leash. Can't take pets into cafes"
  184. I kinda guessed that. Well I'd better be going, laters, bro!
  185. >You walk over to the diner
  186. >Stop just outside it
  187. >Turn to Fluttershy who's been oddly quiet this whole time
  188. Ok. I'm gonna go in there and grab as much salt as I can. You stay out here and don't do anything stupid. Ok?
  189. >"umm... ok... P-please don't be long, I don't like these creatures"
  190. They aren't so bad. You just need to be more assertive.
  191. >She smiles at that
  192. >You glare at her
  193. You got us stranded in a parallel universe. You don't get to smile
  194. >She frowns
  195. Much better.
  196. >Walk inside the diner and up to what you assume is a waiter
  197. Uhhh, hi.
  198. >He looks at you and gasps
  199. >"Holy hell! I thought you people were extinct!"
  200. Nope. Can I have some salt?
  201. >"Sure!"
  202. >Runs into the kitchen, leaving you in the middle of the diner floor
  203. >Aliens are looking at you and taking pictures
  204. >You smile slightly and give little awkward waves
  205. >The waiter comes running back in
  206. >"Here's your salt, mister human! H-have a great day!"
  207. Thanks, buddy
  208. >He mumbles something like "he called me buddy" before fainting
  209.  
  210. 6/9
  211.  
  212. >Whatever
  213. >Walk out the cafe with a bowl of salt
  214. >Fluttershy is literally glowing. Like she's irradiated
  215. What did you do?
  216. >"Umm. W-well a nice alien came and offered me some of this liquid... And I didn't want to say no-"
  217. Did you drink radioactive fluids?
  218. >"...Yes"
  219. Fucks sake. Well lets hope you don't die or get superpowers. Because I don't want to have to explain that when we get back
  220. >Fluttershy pours the salt into the machine and it churns again
  221. >It speaks out in a generic robotic voice
  222. >"FULL. POWER."
  223. >Cool
  224. Right. Hang on tight, Ya goddamn rapist. Next stop- EQUESTRIA!
  225. >Slam the dial and the rift opens
  226.  
  227. 7/9
  228.  
  229. >You land gracefully on your face at the other end of the void
  230. >Fluttershy lands on your leg and starts humping it
  231. >"Ugh, oh-OH! Oh yes..."
  232. >Shake her off like you would with an overbearing dog
  233. Knock it off, asshole. We're he- OH COME ON!
  234. >Fire rains down from the skies over the boiling seas.
  235. >You and Fluttershy are stood on a little island that's dissolving fast
  236. >Fluttershy sees this
  237. >"PUSH THE DIAL!"
  238. >You push that fucking dial
  239. >Pop into another world
  240. >This one has Dinosaurs
  241. >Pop into another world
  242. >Everything is made of mirrors
  243. >Pop into another world
  244. >End up in a city much like New York
  245. Woah, hey, is this Earth?
  246. >Look around
  247. >Walk over to a taxi-driver
  248. Hey, buddy, is this New York?
  249. >"No shit, sherlock. Since you're so amazing at stating the obvious, let me ask YOU a question. Is that a meteorite?"
  250. >Look up
  251. >There's a fucking meteorite heading towards you
  252. OOOOOH SHHHHIT!
  253. >Press the dial just as the meteor collides with the Empire State Building
  254. >Pop into another world
  255. >"Greetings, Anon. We are the Council. We have been expecting you."
  256. Awesome.
  257. >"You have finally arrived after millions of years of us waiting. And now we shall grant you the secrets of the universe"
  258. Am I going to Hell?
  259. >"No."
  260. Good.
  261. >Press the dial
  262.  
  263. 8/9
  264.  
  265. >Pop into another world
  266. >This time there's grass, and a familar scent on the wind. You look around and see Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack is sorting out some tools and other objects
  267. >Smile
  268. Finally.
  269. >Turn to Fluttershy
  270. Well. Looks like we're home.
  271. >She looks worn out
  272. >"So was any of that your fetish?"
  273. Nah.
  274. >"Thank Celestia. I'm going home"
  275. >She just walks away
  276. Hey! Don't you want your machine back?
  277. >She shouts over her shoulder
  278. >"Keep it! I don't want it anymore!"
  279. >Huh. Cool.
  280. >Walk home and throw the machine down on the kitchen table
  281. >Stare at it for a while
  282. What the hell am I going to do with you?
  283. >Think
  284. >Bingo.
  285. >5 minutes later you smile as you read a book with your feet up on your new interdimensional footrest
  286. >Today was weird.
  287. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  288.  
  289. 9/9
  290. The End.
/FLUTTERRAPE/

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