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[FLUTTERRAPE] Rarinon

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:29:23 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 20th, 2012
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  3.  
  4. >Day Darling in Equestria
  5. >Wake up feeling warmer than usual
  6. >Look down
  7. >Fluttershy is asleep on the covers over your crotch
  8. >Try to nudge her off
  9. >It's like trying to move a sleeping puppy
  10. >You can't, out of good nature, disturb this sweet soft spoken snoozer
  11. >Settle for an old method used by your grandmother to wake sleeping animals
  12. WAKE THE FUCK UP
  13. >She screams and her internal Flight or Flight instinct kicks in
  14. >She circles the room for about 4 seconds, screaming her head off until she eventually flies into a wall and knocks herself unconcious
  15. >Stupid horse.
  16. >Step over her limp body and make yourself some breakfast
  17. >Open the fridge and pull out milk
  18. >There's something you've forgotten, but you can't put your finger on it
  19. >Sit down at the table and slowly eat whatever inedible horror you poured milk over
  20. >On closer inspection it seems to be cereal
  21. >Jesus christ how horrifying.
  22. >Stare at the fridge for what seems like forever
  23. >Realise that someone has covered the entire front of the fridge in paper and has scribbled "REMEMBER RARITY" all over it in red marker
  24. >Narrow your eyes
  25. >What's it trying to tell you?
  26. >You make a note to get Twilight in on this cryptic shit
  27. >Finish eating and tidy up
  28. >Walk into the hallway to check yourself in the mirror
  29. >You're not wearing a shirt, because getting dressed before food is what Hitler would do
  30. >Notice that the same person has written "I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU FORGET RARITY"
  31. >Who is this mysterious scribbler?
  32. >And how has he written so neatly on you, as well as written all the words backwards so that you can read them in a mirror?
  33. >Check your watch, which you wear all the time
  34. >The back of your hand reads "Fucking hell you're an idiot"
  35. >It clicks
  36. OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT RARITY
  37.  
  38. 1/?
  39.  
  40. >Scramble upstairs and into your bedroom
  41. >Trip over Fluttershy on the way in and slide on your front to the wardrobe
  42. >Get up and put on anything you can see
  43. >Run back towards the stairs
  44. >Trip over Fluttershy again on the way out
  45. >Fall downstairs and feel something break
  46. >No time for medical attention
  47. >Gotta go Rarity
  48. >Run out the front door, leaving it wide open and the keys still in the door
  49. >Fluttershy will lock up
  50. >If she's not dead or traumatised from headbutting the wall
  51. >Why was she even in your house?
  52. >NO TIME. RARITY.
  53. >Sprint down the road towards Carousel Bouttique
  54. >Pass Rainbow Dash
  55. >She flies after you, grinning
  56. >"Hey Anon! Where ya going?"
  57. GOBBA GUH RARREE
  58. >"Oh cool. Well, see you around!"
  59. >Ignore her and carry on sprinting
  60. >Your chest is burning and you see the corners of your vision going dark
  61. >Start up a mantra to keep yourself going
  62. Blubbablubbablubba
  63. >Damn. This early morning exercise is killing you
  64. >Try to keep the mantra going
  65. bluhgb... buuuh... allllmmmooooooo...
  66. >Reach the front of Carousel Bouttique and run straight into the door
  67. >Too tired to bother with conventional means of stopping
  68.  
  69. 2/?
  70.  
  71. >Lie on the ground in the dirt for 10 minutes, breathing in the soil and becoming one with nature
  72. >Also trying to regain control of your legs, which quit after you fell over.
  73. >While you discuss shorter hours and better pay to try and keep your legs on the team, the door to the shop opens
  74. >"Oh! Anon, darling. What on earth are you doing down there?"
  75. I can offer you more frequent breaks as well, please, legs. This team needs you.
  76. >Wait for a response
  77. >Your legs finally agree, under the condition that they get treated with more respect in the future
  78. Glad to have you back, legs.
  79. >Stand up
  80. >See Rarity looking at you with a bewildered look on her face
  81. >You hold each other's gazes for about a minute
  82. Hi.
  83. >"Hello"
  84. Can I come in?
  85. >"If you want"
  86. >Step through the door and follow Rarity to a desk she has set up
  87. >Sit down across from her
  88. >Rarity gets on her red-rimmed glasses and reads a sheet of paper
  89. >You sit there fidgetting
  90. >"Now... You want to work at my shop as a... "Helper"?"
  91. That's correct
  92. >"I see... And what experience do you have in this field?"
  93. I can lie to customers and make them think that they're buying a quality product when they're really buying rubbish. I once sold a homeless guy a rotting fish, he thought it was gold.
  94. >Rarity tears off her glasses and stands up, extending her hoof with a massive smile on her face
  95. >You shake it
  96. >"Welcome aboard, Anonymous! You start right now."
  97. Cool.
  98.  
  99. 3/?
  100.  
  101. >Working at Rarity's shop turned out to be the right choice.
  102. >The work is easy, the pay is good, and the hours are just right.
  103. >Your legs would be jealous
  104. >Not that you would actually know, you're still holding Rarity's hoof and smiling at each other
  105. >Seconds tick by
  106. >"Uuhhh, s-should you get to work then?"
  107. Probably.
  108. >You both start work.
  109. >Rarity makes dresses
  110. >You assist her, watch the door and help with customers
  111. >Hours go by and you find yourself smiling
  112. >You finally found a place to work
  113. >This week was hell
  114. >Though you're glad Rarity was generous enough to give you a job. She's so nice to you
  115. >You look over your shoulder to see what she's doing
  116. >She's screaming incoherantly at a piece of fabric
  117. >Ahh... So delicate...
  118. >You hear the door bell tinkle
  119. >Giggle at the word "tinkle" as you go to see who it is
  120. >Fluttershy is stood in the doorway, swaying slightly with a large bandage on her head
  121. Welcome to Carousel Boutique! How may I help you, sir?
  122. >"Iwannadress"
  123. Sorry?
  124. >"I would like a dress... Please..."
  125. Super! I'll just go and get Rarity and she can sort you out
  126. >Smile and walk into the next room, where Rarity is tossing lit matches on the piece of fabric she was working with
  127. >"Oh, Anonymous! What is it?"
  128. Customer, Ma'am.
  129. >"Ahh, you're so polite, Anonymous. I'm glad you work here."
  130. >As she walks past you her tail lightly rubs your crotch
  131.  
  132. 4/?
  133.  
  134. >Follow her out and watch her deal with Fluttershy
  135. >"And what happened then, darling?"
  136. >"O-oh, well he was asleep at the time, so I just sucked him o- Oh, hello, Anon!"
  137. >Blink
  138. >This explains why your boxers were damp this morning
  139. >The filthy little devil actually tried to felate you in your sleep!
  140. >The nerve
  141. >Rarity wouldn't do that. She's too nice.
  142. >Both mares are staring at you, like they're expecting an answer
  143. >Why should you answer them? They're just going to rape you.
  144. >They'll just tackle you and hold you down with magic
  145. >They'd probably silence your screams with a kiss on the lips, and then pull your pants down.
  146. >Then the harlots would most likely start licking and sucking the tip of your shaft, well obviously you'll get hard because Penis is the rogue on this team. Of course he'd betray you.
  147. >Not like Left Arm. He's loyal
  148. >Once you're hard they'd probably lower themselves onto you slowly, savouring the warmth and hardness of your no doubt rock hard dick
  149. >Then, just to insult you further, they'd start riding you over and over again, screaming in pleasure from orgasm after orgasm and the shop would close early so that you can spend the whole day fucking them
  150. >But that won't happen
  151. >Bloody ponies
  152. >Rarity and Fluttershy look at each other
  153. >Anon is staring into space, drooling slightly and his arms are slightly swaying at his sides
  154. >He murmurs something like "bloody ponies"
  155. >"R-rarity?"
  156. >"Yes, darling?"
  157. >"Did we umm. Break him?"
  158. >"I think so, darling."
  159.  
  160. 5/?
  161.  
  162. >AND THEN, JUST AS YOU THINK IT'S OVER.
  163. >OOOH NOOO. THEY'D TURN UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS. BUT YOU AIN'T HAVIN' NONE A' THAT SHIT.
  164. >YOU'D BE FORCED TO SWEEP THEM OFF THEIR FEET AND LOVINGLY KISS THEM, AND THEN 5 WEEKS LATER YOU'D BE MARRIED.
  165. >AND THEN YOU'D LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS IN UTTER CONTENT
  166. >FUCKING PONIES.
  167. >Shake your head and snap back to reality
  168. >Look around
  169. >Fluttershy and Rarity are sat on the floor nibbling biscuits, drinking tea and giggling
  170. >Notice the clock
  171. >How long were you stood there?
  172. >Rarity looks up
  173. >"Ah, Anonymous. You're uhh, normal again."
  174. What happened?
  175. >"You just walked into the room and zoned out. Started drooling and cursing ponykind under your breath"
  176. >Fluttershy sips her tea
  177. >"W-we thought it was a human thing so we just let you have your moment"
  178. Well ok then. Did you want a dress?
  179. >"Oh, I decided against it. Thank you for the bandage though"
  180. >You now realise that the bandage is a pair of your dirty underpants held on her head by an elastic band
  181. >Why.
  182. >Rarity finished her tea and stands up
  183. >"Now, Anonymous. Apart from your little, uhh, 'episode' there. You did a fine job on your first day. Same time tomorrow?"
  184. Yes, Ma'am.
  185. >She giggles.
  186. >"Oh Anonymous, you're so polite."
  187. >She walks past you and brushes your crotch again with her tail
  188. >"I like that in a stallion."
  189.  
  190. 6/?
  191.  
  192. >After walking home in the dark you lie on your bed and stare at the ceiling
  193. >You can't stop thinking about Rarity. She was acting so odd today.
  194. >She set fire to her fabrics and ate biscuits. She never eats biscuits.
  195. >Something strange is going on around here
  196. >Look out your bedroom window from where you're led and see a pair of teal eyes in a guille suit staring back at you
  197. >So strange.
  198. >You look away and close your eyes before falling asleep
  199.  
  200. >Day Fabulous in Equestria
  201. >Wake up and throw off the covers
  202. >Look down
  203. >You're covered in a clear crust
  204. >Wipe it off and commence the routine
  205. >Shit Shave Shower Shit Shower Shave Shit Shit Shave Shower Shave Shower Shower Shower Shit Shave Shower Shalom Shave Shit Shit Shave
  206. >4 hours late you're running down the road again
  207. WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO POOP THAT MUCH?
  208. >Pass Silver Spoon while you scream that
  209. >She shouts after you
  210. >"I ASK MYSELF THAT EVERY DAY!"
  211. >Ignore her
  212. >She's weird.
  213. >Reach the shop
  214. >No time for doors
  215. >Perform a flawless dive staight through the front window, shredding your arms and getting blood covered glass all over the floor
  216. >A panel of judges in the corner gives you straight 10's and applause
  217. >Dust yourself off and head towards the back room
  218. >Hear talking
  219. >Lurk mode engaged
  220.  
  221. 7/?
  222.  
  223. >Peer through a crack in the door
  224. >Rarity is talking to herself in a mirror
  225. >"Ok, Rarity. You can do this"
  226. >She composes herself and offers a hoof forwards
  227. >"Good morning, Anonymous! Would you like to join me for dinner?"
  228. >"No no no... He won't like that..."
  229. >She tries again
  230. >"Hello, Anon! Want to meet after work?"
  231. >"No... Far too casual..."
  232. >She sighs
  233. >"I just need to be more, ah, assertive! Yes, that's right! Just like I told Fluttershy!"
  234. >She flashes a brilliant smile at herself then trots towards the door where you're peeking
  235. >Run back into the main room and look busy
  236. >Rarity appears
  237. >"Good morn- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?!"
  238. Griffons.
  239. >"I- what?"
  240. Griffons did this. Hundreds of them. I tried to fend them off but look what they did to me!
  241. >Show her your gored arms
  242. >You really need to get it looked at
  243. >Which is why you showed it to Rarity, duh.
  244. >Brain, you're a fucking genius.
  245. >I know.
  246. >"Oh my. Uuuh, Anon... I think we need to clean that. Follow me"
  247. >You obediently follow her into her kitchen
  248. >Rarity sits you down and starts dabbing the blood around the wounds with a damp cloth
  249. >Once all the blood is cleaned she goes about applying bandages
  250. >You watch her work intently
  251. >She catches you staring and looks up, smiling.
  252. >"Anon..."
  253.  
  254. 8/?
  255.  
  256. Yes?
  257. >"Do you... Want to... Uhh..."
  258. >Grin
  259. Do you want to meet up after work?
  260. >Her eyes light up
  261. >"YES! I mean, ahh, yes. I would."
  262. >You both giggle and go about working all day as usual
  263. >Once the shop is closed for the night you and Rarity are stood in the front room of the shop
  264. So, what should we-
  265. >She tackles you to the floor
  266. >HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE YOUR FANTASY-
  267. >NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS BAD. WE DON'T WANT TO FUCK HORSES.
  268. >WHY?
  269. >[PLOT DEVICE]
  270. >OH WELL THAT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE
  271. >Rarity kisses you all over your face
  272. >"Oh Anon, you're so brave... Fighting off those Griffons and having to put up with Fluttershy!"
  273. What Griffons?
  274. >She carries on
  275. >"We can make this night something special, Anon. Just you and me. Together. In this room. Just us and the romance in the air"
  276. >Sounds good to me
  277. >BONER! YOU BASTARD.
  278. >That's right, I'm sick of this charade! I'm going rogue.
  279. >AGAIN?
  280. >Damn straight. I'm leaving and I'm taking your Pony virginity with me
  281. >You absolute knob.
  282. >Try and stop me, nerd.
  283. >Damn. He called you a nerd.
  284. >You got nothin'.
  285. >Rarity sighs happily on top of you
  286. >"Are you ready to begin?"
  287.  
  288. 9/?
  289.  
  290. No?
  291. >"Good."
  292. >She uses her magic to take off your clothes while her weight holds you down
  293. >If only you ate your vegetables, Brushed your teeth twice a day, Worked hard in school and said no to drugs. You could have pushed her off you.
  294. >But alas, you didn't go to church every sunday, so this is your punishment
  295. >And also you didn't respect your parents.
  296. >Shop at Walmart.
  297. >Even though it was hopeless, you try to struggle
  298. >Rarity shushes you
  299. >"Now now, Anonymous. This can be fun for both of us! Just don't struggle, darling."
  300. And what if I do? What if I scream for help?
  301. >Rarity's warm expression disappears.
  302. >Her face becomes hard and merciless, and she stares right into your eyes
  303. >Her gaze is uncaring. You feel your blood run cold as she regards you with utter contempt
  304. >She slowly lowers her head next to your ear, maintaining eye contact the whole time
  305. >You're paralyzed with fear from this new, scary Rarity
  306. >She opens her mouth and whispers into your ear
  307. >"I will stain your dresses"
  308. >You tense up and go numb with fear
  309. >Tears start streaking down your face as you try to hold it together
  310. >"Now. Are you going to play nice?"
  311. Y-yes, M-ma'am...
  312. >She laughs. It's not a nice sound. It's harsh and sends shivers down your spine
  313. >"Oh Anonymous."
  314. >She whispers in your ear again
  315. >"You're so polite."
  316.  
  317. 10/?
  318.  
  319. >3 hours later you and Rarity are led in her bed
  320. >She's cuddled up next to your chest just under your armpit and is sighing happily
  321. >You're staring at the wall infront of the bed with your hands behind your head
  322. Wow.
  323. >Rarity moans happily
  324. I had no idea it would be that good.
  325. >"Isn't it, though?"
  326. Yeah. I feel like a massive weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
  327. >"Want to to it again more often? I'll pay you extra for your troubles..."
  328. >She starts making a cirlce on your chest with the tip of her hoof and bats her eyelids suggestively at you
  329. Sure, I'm down for that.
  330. >"Wonderful, darling..."
  331. >You smile and rest your head against Rarity's
  332. >Getting paid to have sex?
  333. >Damn this mare is something else.
  334. >Good thing Fluttershy isn't here.
  335. >Prostitution is your fetish.
  336.  
  337. >Across town, Fluttershy shudders.
  338.  
  339. 11/11
  340. The End
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