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[FLUTTERRAPE] The Morning After

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:31:49 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 26th, 2012
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  4. >Day After Hearths Warming Eve in Equestria
  5. >Wake up
  6. >Upside down
  7. >Look around at the weird dimensions for a while
  8. >Everything sure does look funny
  9. >Realise that you're dangling from your own ceiling, held aloft by a giant party banner
  10. >It's been nailed there
  11. >How?
  12. >Why?
  13. >More importantly, When?
  14. >Notice a sleeping figure on your couch
  15. >It's Pinkie Pie
  16. >Speak quietly, due to a pounding headache
  17. Pinkie? Hey, Pink. Wake up!
  18. >She snoozes away peacefully, kicking her rear leg in her sleep
  19. >Repress an adoration induced squeal
  20. >Don't want to shout because of your headache
  21. >Nor do you want to shock her awake
  22. >Think for a moment
  23. >Try to swing around by moving your body
  24. >Start to move
  25. >Keep trying
  26. >The nail holding the banner in can't hold it
  27. >It pings out and you fall to the floor, hitting it head first
  28. MOTHER FUCKER!
  29. >Pinkie Pie screams like a banshee and gets up, flailing madly
  30. >"WUZZAT? WHAT HAPPENED?! ANON!"
  31. CHRIST ALMIGHT STOP SHOUTING
  32. >"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
  33. AAAAAAAAAAH MY HEAD
  34. >"AAAAAAAAAAH YOUR HEAD!"
  35. >Scream at each other for 10 more seconds
  36. >"AAAA- So what's wrong, Anny?"
  37. >She looks down at you with a big smile on her face
  38. >Fucking Pinkie Pie
  39.  
  40. 1/?
  41.  
  42. Why was I attached to the ceiling?
  43. >"I dunno. Last night got pretty wild."
  44. Last night?
  45. >Oh. Now you remember
  46. >Party
  47. >A big one.
  48. >Hearths Warming Eve
  49. >The whole day comes flooding back to you, it's a blur of laughter, good food, presents and parties
  50. >Seems to have all ended at your place
  51. >Rub your head, which is still pounding
  52. So... Where is everyone?
  53. >"Probably went home. Your door's wide open, by the way."
  54. >She bounces over to it
  55. >"Bye, Anon!"
  56. >And she's gone
  57. >Look around the room
  58. >It's a tip.
  59. >Empty bottles and upturned furniture
  60. >Cracked kitchen window
  61. >You can't feel your left arm
  62. >Look at it
  63. >You don't have a left arm
  64. >Oh. Well then.
  65.  
  66. 2/?
  67.  
  68. >10 minutes later
  69. >Sat down at your upturned kitchen table, resting a glass of water on one of the sticking up legs
  70. >Think for a while about what you're going to do
  71. >You found your arm
  72. >It was in the upstairs toilet
  73. >Someone had drawn dicks all over it
  74. >Fucking assholes
  75. >Lucky it was your left. Since you do everything with your right
  76. >Scratch your ballsack through your pants
  77. >Everything
  78. >Stand up and burp
  79. >Pick up the ice-box with your arm in it and head towards the hospital
  80. >They could probably reattach it.
  81. >Maybe even make it stronger than your right arm
  82. >And also make the muscles bigger
  83. >Or replace the whole thing and give you a Dragon's arm.
  84. >They could probably just turn YOU into a Dragon.
  85. >They fixed Twilight's broken leg in an afternoon
  86. >Fucking magic.
  87.  
  88. 3/?
  89.  
  90. >Walking towards the hospital
  91. >Looking at the way the blood cascades down your arm
  92. >You should probably be blocking that, or applying pressure
  93. >But it looks icky
  94. >And your right arm is carrying the ice box
  95. >You're in quite the connundrum
  96. >Fall face first into the snow
  97. >Your leg just gave out
  98. >Yep. That's the blood loss kicking in.
  99. >Stand back up and hop one-legged to the hospital
  100. >A flash of purple light occurs in the corner of your eye
  101. >Look and see Twilight gawping at you
  102. Oh, hey Twilight. What's up?
  103. >"ANON! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  104. Calm down, Twilight. You've got nothing to be afraid of
  105. >Hold up the icebox
  106. I'm 'Armless
  107. >Beam at her
  108. >She glares back at you
  109. >Hear Pinkie scream through a megaphone across town
  110. >"NICE JOKE, ANON!"
  111. >Scream back at her
  112. THANKS, PINKIE PIE!
  113. >Look back to Twilight
  114. >"Y-your arm!"
  115. It's in here
  116. >Shake the icebox
  117. >"...How?"
  118. I picked it up and put it in.
  119. >She groans
  120. >"No, Anon! How did you lose your arm?"
  121. Dunno. Just another one of those days I guess. Heading towards the hospital, though. So I'll be fine
  122. >"You won't make it that far! You're losing blood!"
  123.  
  124. 4/?
  125.  
  126. >Feel roughly 40% of your brain just turn off
  127. >You can't see the colour yellow now
  128. >The sun just went blue
  129. >Odd.
  130. Welp. Guess I'd better get a move on then.
  131. >Carry on hobbling towards the hospital
  132. >Realise that Pinkie Pie never told you about your missing arm
  133. >Unless SHE'S the one that tore it off and drew dicks all over it
  134. >Son of a bitch.
  135. >You'll have a long talk with her later
  136. >Dicks aren't funny.
  137. >Giggle to yourself about the thought of erect stallion cocks
  138. >Twilight screams in frustration
  139. >"Anon! Just... Wait here! I'll go and get help!"
  140. >She teleports away
  141. >Wonder where she went
  142. >She probably abandoned you
  143. >Applejack really annoyed you sometimes.
  144. >You weren't even sure that was her name
  145. >Keep hobbling towards the hospital
  146. >Pass a sign
  147. >"Pleez can al hunan stnd heer. pls"
  148. >Well you aren't one to turn down a hardworking sign
  149. >Stand there and smile at it for a second
  150. >Blink as a giant blue dildo impales itself straight through the centre of the sign at an unmatched velocity
  151. >Turn around and see a blue pegasus with a pink mane grinning at you and carrying a large weapon with a large belt of multicoloured dildos trailing from the ammo deposit and into a saddlebag on her back
  152. >She laughs menacingly
  153. >"Anon."
  154. Rarity.
  155.  
  156. 5/?
  157.  
  158. >"H-Have a good Hearths Warming Eve, Anon?"
  159. >Look down at the icebox
  160. Yep!
  161. >"G-good. So did I. I got everything I asked for."
  162. Oh, nice to know! Like what?
  163. >A dildo flies past your head and embeds itself in a tree
  164. >"Like this"
  165. Cool. Well I have to be going now. I'm probably going to die in a few minutes.
  166. >"Well if you do, a-at least you'll die eroticly!"
  167. >You don't even begin to question it
  168. >Well, the 60% of your brain-
  169. >Hang on
  170. >...
  171. >Yeah, you can't drive a car now.
  172. >The 30% of your brain still active tries to question it anyway.
  173. >Why is Spike shooting dildos at you?
  174. >Why didn't Celestia just teleport you straight to the hospital?
  175. >Why didn't Frodo just ride an Eagle to Mordor?
  176. >You think about this as you try and run away from the deranged horse and towards the Hospital as fast as you can
  177. >Dildos fly past you and strike various objects
  178. >A really dark blue flight-capable equine flies by you
  179. >"Heya, Anon! What's new? Why's Fluttershy chasing you?"
  180. >A dildo flies straight into her vagina from behind
  181. >She whinnies, orgasms, then falls to the floor unconcious
  182. >Poor Fluttershy.
  183.  
  184. 6/?
  185.  
  186. >At last, the hospital is in sight
  187. >You're not sure why Granny Smith didn't just fly after you and restrain you. You're not exactly running at full speed here
  188. >Another question added to the pile, along with why you can't see colour anymore
  189. >You reach the door of the hospital and push it open
  190. >A dildo flies past your head and jams a nurse in the eye
  191. >She screams and falls to the floor, clutching the phallus lodged in it
  192. >Step over it and walk up to a stunned looking doctor
  193. >"W-what-"
  194. Flah. Blargnah fublublu neaahhh.
  195. >Ah. Only 5% of your brain left. No more English for you!
  196. >It's a medical miracle that you're still standing, carrying your icebox and capable of rational thought with only 5% of your brain left
  197. >Blood long since stopped pouring out of your arm.
  198. >You doubt that you have any left
  199. >Must be running on whatever fluids are left lying around your body
  200. >The doctor takes note of your missing arm, bloodstained clothes, decapitated arm lying inside an icebox, and the nurse writhing in dildo-agnoy on the floor
  201. >He puts 2 and 2 together
  202. >"Here for a checkup?"
  203. Blah.
  204.  
  205. 7/?
  206.  
  207. >30 minutes later
  208. >Full of blood. Arm reattached. Fully functioning brain. Able to speak English. Nurse managed to get the dildo out of her eye.
  209. >Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are stood around your bed.
  210. >Twilight speaks first
  211. >"Anon, we're so sorry we didn't help you! I wrote a letter to the princess about what I learned about friendship from this experience"
  212. >She smiles
  213. >Smile back
  214. >She's such a good student
  215. >Pinkie Pie speaks next
  216. >"I'm sorry I didn't tell you about your arm, Anny. I thought it was a human thing!"
  217. >Stroke her mane and tell her it's ok
  218. >Rainbow Dash after that
  219. >"Sorry I didn't stop Fluttershy, Anon. I was preoccupied."
  220. >She blushes, quivers, and you hear a sound like water dripping onto tiles
  221. >Rarity says something next
  222. >"I don't really know why I'm here, darling"
  223. I understand.
  224. >Applejack nods at you
  225. >"Apples."
  226. >She's so wise, that one.
  227. >Spike hops onto your bed and smiles at you
  228. >"Hey there, Anon. Feeling better?"
  229. Hehe. A talking dragon.
  230. >Prod his face while he giggles
  231. >The rest of the mane 5 laugh heartily
  232. >Laugh with them
  233.  
  234. 8/?
  235.  
  236. >Wipe a tear from your eye
  237. >Everyone is smiling from ear to ear
  238. So where's Fluttershy, anyway?
  239. >Twilight composes herself and speaks with a massive grin on her face
  240. >"She's in prison for 6 accounts of assault and 2 accounts of attempted murder"
  241. Ok then.
  242. >You all carry on laughing while the camera pans out of the hospital window and looks at a nearby tree with a group of birds hugging, in order to show the audience the value of togetherness or some other bullshit
  243.  
  244. 9/9
  245. The End
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