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[FLUTTERRAPE] Dragon Eggs

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 09:51:52
Expiry: Never
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 27th, 2012
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    >Day 95 in Equestria
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    >Wake up
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    >Everything is oddly quiet today
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    >Listen intently for the sound of birds
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    >Nothing
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    >Kick off the covers and get dressed, listening closely all the while
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    >As you eat breakfast and stare out a window, you see that the town is rather still.
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    >See a single pony run through the streets and into a house
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    >Cautiously poke your head out the front door, looking around for signs of trouble
  13. 13.
    >Decide that it's safe enough and step onto your doorstep.
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    >Look around
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    >Met with a face full of yellow
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    >"G-good-"
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    Where is everyone?
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    >She looks around and stares back at you sweetly
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    >"Whatever do you mean, handsome?"
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    Cut the shit. Is Zecora back in town or something? I thought they were over her.
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    >"Oh no. There's no Zecora here. Just me and you."
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    >Narrow your eyes at her and give her your most intimidating glare
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    >She faulters under your gaze
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    >"Umm... I-I mean uhh, I h-have a question for you..."
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    What.
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    >"Are ummm..."
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    Spit it out.
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    >"I-I was just wondering if..."
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    I don't have all day, Fluttershy. What is it? What could you have POSSIBLY done this time?
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    >"A-are-"
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    >She awkwardly pulls something out from a saddlebag and places it at your feet
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    >It's an egg.
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    >A large one at that.
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    >It's covered in strange markings, and when you reach out to touch it you can feel a faint heat radiating off it
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    >Draw your hand back
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    What is it?
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    >An earth-shattering roar is heard echoing over the valley
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    >Your eyes widen
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    >Fluttershy stares back, tears forming in her eyes and her entire body shaking violently
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    WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
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    >Look towards the mountains in the distance
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    >A massive red-scaled monstrosity is heading straight for you
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    >"A-are dragons your fetish?"
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    >The Dragon lets loose another roar, filling you with a sense of dread you haven't felt since Fluttershy's birthday party last month
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    >Pick up Fluttershy and run as fast as you can towards the town centre
  46. 46.
    >Hear the sound of heavy wing flaps and a shadow passes over you
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    >Watch in horror as a beast the size of a mansion lands on the town hall, perching on the roof and causing grevious structural damage
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    >It's cries vibrate the very air around you
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    >Fluttershy has pissed herself
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    >The Dragon fixes you with a soul-piercing glare
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    >Makes yours look feeble
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    >"WHERE IS THE EGG, PEGASUS?"
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    >Fluttershy wriggles free from your grasp and takes to the skies
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    >"I-I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE!"
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    >The Dragon screams in fury
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    >She points a hoof at you
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    >"IT BELONGS TO HIM NOW!"
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    >Oh you utter faggot
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    >You can't even speak right now
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    >Try not to cry as the Dragon's head slowly turns back towards you
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    >It's eyes are practically glowing red with rage
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    >It snarls and bares it's teeth, each one the size of a pony and gleaming pearly white in the sun
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    >Your inner voice reverts back to your more primal instincts
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    >SHELTER. HIDE. RUN. NOW.
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    >You turn tail and sprint towards a nearby alleyway
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    >The Dragon roars
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    >"YOU CAN RUN, HUMAN. BUT I WILL RAZE THIS ENTIRE VILLAGE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THAT EGG"
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    >The egg was back at your house
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    >That's ages away
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    >But it's your best shot to get the egg and hope that the Dragon has a good side
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    >You exit the other end of the alleyway to watch a house infront of you get reduced to cinders
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    >The Dragon launches itself off the town hall and starts walking along the tops of buildings to get to you
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    >A claw grips the roof of a house and a razor sharp talon brushes the top of your head
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    >An earsplitting scream erupts from the enraged beast, and it continues it's rampage
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    >Run in the general direction of your house, dodging stray Dragon limbs and fireballs
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    >Ponies are now in the streets with you, screaming their little heads off and filling the air with a cacophony of fear-induced noise
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    >Your ears are ringing between the shrieks of the population and the roars of the Dragon
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    >Hear it shuffle around on top of buildings, rooftops collapsing in and wood splintering
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    >"I SEE YOU, HUMAN."
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    >Oh shit oh god oh fuck
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    >Instinctively duck down another alleyway and look over your shoulder to see the ground you were stood upon go black and charred as Dragonfire scorches it
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    >The ground shudders and you hear rapid movement getting louder and closer
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    >A nearby wall collapses under the weight of the Dragon's foot, and you catch a glimpse of the terrified family behind it huddled together as you run through the alley
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    >More Dragonfire lights up the skies above, which are now filled with a thick black smoke
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    >Watch as the Dragon's spiked tail whips around and cleaves an entire 3-story building in half, the debris crashing to the streets
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    >"YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO RUN, BOY."
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    >Look over your shoulder just in time to see the Dragon look your way while perched on multiple buildings
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    >It opens it's maw and takes a deep breath, unleashing a torrent of orange fire your way
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    >Roll to the side and see several market stalls turn to ash
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    >Pick yourself up, coughing from all the smoke and skin burning from the intensity of the heat
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    >You see your house up ahead, the egg still on it's side infront of your door
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    >Pick up the pace and run as fast as your legs will let you towards the egg
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    >Hear the Dragon take flight behind you then land, it's weight causing pebbles lining the road to bounce slightly
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    >It begins running after you, the rhythmic pounding getting ever closer
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    >Your heart is racing in your ears and your chest is sore from exhaustion and smoke
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    >Reach out your hands as you near the egg
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    >"THAT HAD BETTER BE WHAT I THINK IT IS, HUMAN."
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    >Tears are streaking down your face as your fingers nearly touch your salvation from this nightmare
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    >Only to have it swiped away at the last second by a yellow blur
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    >Fall to the ground in a heap where the egg was, staring at your hands in disbelief
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    >Search around for the egg
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    >Your eyes settle on Fluttershy
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    >Holding the egg.
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    >"N-now, Anon. I-I'm sure if you gave this nice mister Dragon a chance, h-he'd become your fetish! And then we can be together!"
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    GIVE ME THE FUCKING EGG YOU HARLOT!
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    >"Language, mister. I'll keep this egg nice and safe while you work things out with mister Dragon"
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    >She flies away and out of your reach, singing a merry tune all the while
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    >You stare after her hopelessly
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    >A massive claw clenched into a fist slams the ground infront of you
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    >Shaking like a leaf, you turn and stare the crimson behemoth in the face, which is about 3cm away from yours
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    >"WHERE. IS. MY. EGG."
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    >His entire face is about as large as the front of your house.
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    >His breath stinks of sulphur and decaying flesh
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    >You can actually see the fire forming at the back of his throat as he glares open mouthed at you
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    >You're petrified by his visage, and can't manage an answer
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    F-flu...tter...
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    >"NO EXCUSES, HUMAN. WHERE IS MY EGG. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CHILD?"
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    T-the p-pony took it.
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    >"WHICH PONY?"
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    The one that s-stole it in the f-first place
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    >You shakily point a hand towards where Fluttershy flew
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    >You eye the Dragon's fists, which are on either side of your body, each of them easily the size of a Van
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    >They clench even harder
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    >You glance back at the dragon, who's nose is now pressed against yours
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    >You tremble and shudder beneath this gargantuan engine of rage and destruction, and all it does is glare back and utter a single word.
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    >"OKAY."
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    >It stands back up and looks towards where you pointed, somehow glaring even harder than before
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    >You watch, still frozen in fear as it stomps off through anything in it's path, trees or buildings alike
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    >You are Fluttershy
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    >The silly little egg you stole was sure to win Anon's heart. Once he saw how brave you were after stealing it!
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    >That Dragon didn't need it anyway. It was just sitting there on a pile of gems, doing nothing.
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    >You cradle it and sigh, sat on your sofa back in your comfy little home. Soon to be Anon's as well
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    >You blush at the thought of Anon stepping through the door naked and ranting about dragons
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    I wonder if he's okay...
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    >Muse to yourself and lazily look towards the window
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    >The scenery has changed
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    >Now all the trees and such have been replaced with a massive yellow orb with a black slit in the middle, surrounded by a deep red border
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    >Your eyes widen
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    >You drop the egg in your panic
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    >It hits the floor and cracks
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    >Freeze
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    >Everything seems to stop and go silent
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    >Watch as a clear liquid seeps out of the cracks in the egg
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    >You start hyperventilating
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    >Look back towards the yellow orb, which is now turning a red hue
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    >Hear a low, rising growl all around you
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    >The growl turns into a roar
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    >Eventually all you can hear is a deafening scream
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    >It lasts about 5 more seconds until the very roof of your house is torn off by two enormous claws
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    >The Dragon stands at full height, looming over the wreckage of your house
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    >It glares down at you and bares it's teeth, it's eyes now completely red
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    >It's hot breath hits you and you see a strange orange glow get brighter in the back of it's throat
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    >You are Anon
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    >You watch in amazed silence as the Dragon rips Fluttershy's house apart and cleanses the entire area in fire
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    >It concentrates it's flame into a single white hot stream of plasma, obliterating whatever it was touching
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    >It keeps this torrent of superheated breath up for a good 10 seconds before letting it die, plasma residue dripping from it's muzzle
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    >It lets loose a low moan, almost like one of sadness and you see it gently pick up a small white object
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    >The Dragon moans again and takes flight, cradling the object in it's claw as it flies back to where it came from
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    >Wait for a while
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    >Decide to check out the wreckage
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    >Walk through where the door used to be, the entire area is black and cracked, embers glowing and the air distorted with heat
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    >Look down a large hole in the floor
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    >This must be where the dragon concentrated it's fire
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    >The hole stretches deep into the earth, the very ground itself seemed to have melted under the heat
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    >You're glad you weren't on the receiving end of it.
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    >Dash out of the house when you realise your shoes were melting
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    >Walk home in silence and stop outside the door
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    >Look at Ponyville
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    >The entire village is a smouldering wreck. Black smoke fills the skies and ponies treat their wounded and cry in the streets
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    >Shrug
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    >Walk back indoors
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    >Sit down on the sofa
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    >Sigh as you carry on reading the book you started two days ago
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    Fucking Fluttershy.
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