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[FLUTTERRAPE] Temporal Anomalies

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 10:05:13
Expiry: Never
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 1st, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day 45 in Equestria
  5. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  6. >It fades after 2 or so seconds
  7. >Stare at the ceiling for a while, rubbing the side of your face with a free hand
  8. >Grunt and get out of bed
  9. >Pass your bedroom window and look outside
  10. >Normalish day. Sun shining, Ponies frolicking, Fluttershy about to knock on your front door.
  11. >Knock knock knock
  12. >Still not dressed, you lumber downstairs and open the door in your boxers
  13. >Fluttershy blushes
  14. >"Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?"
  15. I'm well enough, Fluttershy. So are you going to leave or do I have to fetch my beating stick again?
  16. >"N-no need to do that, darling. I was just wondering if Temporal Anomalies were your fetish"
  17. What the fuck are you talking about?
  18.  
  19. >Day 45 in Equestria
  20. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  21. >It fades after 2 or so seconds
  22. >Stare at the ce-
  23. Hang on a fucking minute
  24. >Throw off the covers and run to the bedroom window
  25. >See Fluttershy walking down your garden path to the door
  26. >Run to meet her and throw open the door before she can knock
  27. >"O-oh! Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?"
  28. >Stare at her
  29. I'm fine. I think.
  30. >"Oh that's g-good. Listen, are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?
  31. No they're not
  32.  
  33. >Day 45 in Equestria
  34. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  35. >Out of bed before it even ends
  36. >Run out the front door in your boxers and up to a confused yet aroused looking Fluttershy
  37. >Fucking morning wood
  38. >"G-good mor-"
  39. NO. STOP TALKING.
  40. >Place a hand to her mouth and wait for a few minutes
  41. >She stares at you expentantly
  42. >Slowly remove your hand
  43. >She looks around nervously
  44. >You eye her with caution
  45. >"O-ok?"
  46. Ok.
  47. >You both hold each other's gaze in silence for a while
  48. >"Anon?"
  49. Yeah?
  50. >"...Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  51.  
  52. >Day 45 in Equestria
  53. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
  54. >Grab your beating stick on the way out the door
  55. >Charge at Fluttershy with it held over your head while hurling obscenities at her
  56. >She turns tail and runs from you, screaming in terror
  57. IF I DON'T END YOU NOW IT WILL ONLY HAPPEN AGAIN!
  58. >"ANON PLEASE STOP! D-DON'T HURT ME!"
  59. >You chase her through town
  60. >Ponies stop what they're doing to watch the almost naked monkey chase the village introvert with a large plank of wood with a nail stuck in it, roaring incoherantly and sporting a massive erection
  61. >Fluttershy runs towards Twilight's house, tears streaming down her face
  62. >Twilight, hearing the commotion, steps outside and looks at the pair of you with a confused look on her face
  63. >"What's going on? Fluttershy? Anon?"
  64. >She sees your wooden plank, and also the thing you're about to beat Fluttershy to death with
  65. >"Anon! Stop!"
  66. >She tears the plank from your hands with a surge of magic and freezes your legs in place with a tingling purple aura
  67. >Fluttershy takes her place next to Twilight
  68. >"Now, what's going on?"
  69. SHE'S PLAYING WITH REALITY!
  70. >"Who, Fluttershy?"
  71. >Twilight snorts
  72. >"Don't be silly, Anon. Now, Fluttershy, why is Anon chasing you?"
  73. >Fluttershy looks at you nervously, and blushes at your boner
  74. >"W-well I don't know. I just wanted to ask him something and he ran at me screaming"
  75. >Twilight smiles
  76. >"Well he's not going anywhere, so ask away!"
  77. >Fluttershy turns to you
  78. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  79.  
  80. >Day 45 in Equestria
  81. >Wait for the buzzing to stop
  82. >Stare blankly at the ceiling for a while
  83. >There's a knock on the door
  84. >Don't move from your bed
  85. >"A-anon? Are you in there? C-can I ask you something?"
  86. >Don't reply
  87. >"A-are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  88.  
  89. >Day 45 in Equestria
  90. >You wake up and promptly start crying
  91. >Fluttershy knocks
  92. >"Anon? Are you in there? Why can I hear crying? Are you hurt?"
  93. >"I'm going to go and get help! Wait right there!"
  94. >She's gone.
  95. >SHE'S GONE!
  96. >Stop crying and peer out the bedroom window
  97. >Fluttershy is flying towards Twilight's Library
  98. >Quickly get dressed and run out the front door, beating stick in hand.
  99. >Head off towards the Everfree Forest
  100. >They won't look for you there
  101. >She won't look for you there
  102. >Hear a voice shout out behind you
  103. >Turn around and see Rainbow Dash peering at you
  104. >"Heya, Anon. Where're ya' headed? What's with the wooden plank?"
  105. >Your eyes dart around the area
  106. >No Fluttershy. Yet.
  107. I'm getting out of here. If you see Fluttershy, don't tell her that you saw me, ok?
  108. >"That's sorta weird, Anon. I don't know what you're planning, but it's probably some cooky human thing. No offense"
  109. >With that she takes off to the skies again
  110. >Breathe out slowly and turn back to the forest
  111. >A flash of purple light reveals Twilight and a dazed looking Twilight infront of you
  112. No- NO!
  113. >Turn and run, shouting over your shoulder
  114. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
  115. >"A-Anon! Darling! Wait!"
  116. >Magic grabs your leg and drags you back
  117. >You claw at the ground, creating large gashes in the grass as Twilight forcefully drags you to your doom
  118. >Fluttershy stands over you
  119. >You start crying again and cover your eyes so you don't have to look at her
  120. Please... Please don't...
  121. >"Anon, you're scaring me. I j-just wanted to ask you something, that's all."
  122. >You sob harder
  123. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  124.  
  125. >Day 45 in Equestria
  126. >Enough is enough
  127. >Get up and run downstairs
  128. >Throw open the door to your basement and begin searching through various tools
  129. >Bingo
  130. >Knock knock knock
  131. >Here we go
  132. >Walk upstairs and open the door
  133. >"G-good morning- MMM! MMPPHH!!"
  134. >You continue to wrap copious amounts of duct tape around her mouth, ensuring that she can't speak or move her lips
  135. >"Mmmph? mmmmmmmph mph mm?"
  136. >Sigh happily
  137. >Sit down infront of her
  138. Sit, Fluttershy.
  139. >She does so
  140. I don't know what you've done, how you've done it, or why you would go to such lengths to do so, but whatever you are about to say is NOT my fetish. Please revert whatever damage you've done to reality and let me live my life in peace.
  141. >Fluttershy stares at you
  142. Do you understand what I'm saying? That the reason you're here today, and whatever you want to say is doomed to fail. If you open your mouth and say anything I will kill you. I will snap your neck and deal with the consequences because at least I'll live to see tomorrow.
  143. >Tears form in her eyes
  144. >"Mmmph mmm..."
  145. Ok. I'm going to remove the tape now. I want you to not say a single word. Silence is my fetish, ok? You not talking or saying anything is what gets me hard
  146. >Point to your morning wood
  147. See? See what your silence does to me?
  148. >Her eyes grow when she sees it and she blushes
  149. >You remove the tape slowly
  150. >Fluttershy winces and rubs the area where the tape was
  151. >She opens her mouth
  152. >Clasp a hand over it
  153. Ah ah ah! Remember what I said. Now go home and fix whatever horrific damage you've caused
  154. >She nods and flies back to her cottage
  155. >You go about your day as normal, without any more Fluttershy incidents or even seeing the mare.
  156. >Climb into your bed and stare at the ceiling
  157. >Mutter a quick prayer
  158. >And go to sleep
  159.  
  160. >Day 46 in Equestria
  161. >Wake up to the sound of... Rain.
  162. >Sit straight up, a huge grin on your face
  163. >Look outside
  164. >A slight drizzle and grey skies
  165. >No Fluttershy walking down your garden path yet
  166. >Ponies walking around in rain coats and foals playing in puddles
  167. >Punch the air and shout
  168. YES! I DID IT!
  169. >Point at the ceiling
  170. THANK YOU, SHIVA!
  171. >With a huge smile on your face you practically dance downstairs and start making some food
  172. >Knock on the door
  173. >Open it
  174. >Fluttershy in a raincoat
  175. >Smile at her
  176. >She smiles back
  177. >She pulls out a notepad and starts writing
  178. >She hands it to you
  179. >"So silence is your fetish?"
  180. >Grin even harder
  181. Yes. It is.
  182. >Fluttershy jumps up and down on the spot and squeals in content
  183. >She hastily scribbles down more notes
  184. >"I can't believe I've found your fetish!"
  185. Yeah. It's pretty cool, isn't it? I've gotta go, Fluttershy. Anything you need to tell me before I go?
  186. >She ponders this and writes something down
  187. >She gives it to you and you read it with a smile
  188. >The smile promptly shatters
  189. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  190. >Look back at Fluttershy
  191. WHAT DID YOU D-
  192.  
  193. >Day 46 in Equestria
  194. >Wake up to the sound of buzzing
  195. >And rain
  196. >Grind your teeth together and growl
  197. >Get out of bed and stand in the middle of your bedroom floor shaking violently, pure rage taking hold of you
  198. >Clench your fists and raise them to the heavens
  199. >Throw back your head and scream at the top of your lungs
  200. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
  201.  
  202. The End

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