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[FLUTTERRAPE] Temporal Anomalies

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:34:26 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 1st, 2013
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  4. >Day 45 in Equestria
  5. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  6. >It fades after 2 or so seconds
  7. >Stare at the ceiling for a while, rubbing the side of your face with a free hand
  8. >Grunt and get out of bed
  9. >Pass your bedroom window and look outside
  10. >Normalish day. Sun shining, Ponies frolicking, Fluttershy about to knock on your front door.
  11. >Knock knock knock
  12. >Still not dressed, you lumber downstairs and open the door in your boxers
  13. >Fluttershy blushes
  14. >"Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?"
  15. I'm well enough, Fluttershy. So are you going to leave or do I have to fetch my beating stick again?
  16. >"N-no need to do that, darling. I was just wondering if Temporal Anomalies were your fetish"
  17. What the fuck are you talking about?
  18.  
  19. 1/?
  20.  
  21. >Day 45 in Equestria
  22. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  23. >It fades after 2 or so seconds
  24. >Stare at the ce-
  25. Hang on a fucking minute
  26. >Throw off the covers and run to the bedroom window
  27. >See Fluttershy walking down your garden path to the door
  28. >Run to meet her and throw open the door before she can knock
  29. >"O-oh! Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?"
  30. >Stare at her
  31. I'm fine. I think.
  32. >"Oh that's g-good. Listen, are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?
  33. No they're not
  34.  
  35. 2/?
  36.  
  37. >Day 45 in Equestria
  38. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  39. >Out of bed before it even ends
  40. >Run out the front door in your boxers and up to a confused yet aroused looking Fluttershy
  41. >Fucking morning wood
  42. >"G-good mor-"
  43. NO. STOP TALKING.
  44. >Place a hand to her mouth and wait for a few minutes
  45. >She stares at you expentantly
  46. >Slowly remove your hand
  47. >She looks around nervously
  48. >You eye her with caution
  49. >"O-ok?"
  50. Ok.
  51. >You both hold each other's gaze in silence for a while
  52. >"Anon?"
  53. Yeah?
  54. >"...Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  55.  
  56. 3/?
  57.  
  58. >Day 45 in Equestria
  59. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
  60. >Grab your beating stick on the way out the door
  61. >Charge at Fluttershy with it held over your head while hurling obscenities at her
  62. >She turns tail and runs from you, screaming in terror
  63. IF I DON'T END YOU NOW IT WILL ONLY HAPPEN AGAIN!
  64. >"ANON PLEASE STOP! D-DON'T HURT ME!"
  65. >You chase her through town
  66. >Ponies stop what they're doing to watch the almost naked monkey chase the village introvert with a large plank of wood with a nail stuck in it, roaring incoherantly and sporting a massive erection
  67. >Fluttershy runs towards Twilight's house, tears streaming down her face
  68. >Twilight, hearing the commotion, steps outside and looks at the pair of you with a confused look on her face
  69. >"What's going on? Fluttershy? Anon?"
  70. >She sees your wooden plank, and also the thing you're about to beat Fluttershy to death with
  71. >"Anon! Stop!"
  72. >She tears the plank from your hands with a surge of magic and freezes your legs in place with a tingling purple aura
  73. >Fluttershy takes her place next to Twilight
  74. >"Now, what's going on?"
  75. SHE'S PLAYING WITH REALITY!
  76. >"Who, Fluttershy?"
  77. >Twilight snorts
  78. >"Don't be silly, Anon. Now, Fluttershy, why is Anon chasing you?"
  79. >Fluttershy looks at you nervously, and blushes at your boner
  80. >"W-well I don't know. I just wanted to ask him something and he ran at me screaming"
  81. >Twilight smiles
  82. >"Well he's not going anywhere, so ask away!"
  83. >Fluttershy turns to you
  84. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  85.  
  86. 4/?
  87.  
  88. >Day 45 in Equestria
  89. >Wait for the buzzing to stop
  90. >Stare blankly at the ceiling for a while
  91. >There's a knock on the door
  92. >Don't move from your bed
  93. >"A-anon? Are you in there? C-can I ask you something?"
  94. >Don't reply
  95. >"A-are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  96.  
  97. 5/?
  98.  
  99. >Day 45 in Equestria
  100. >You wake up and promptly start crying
  101. >Fluttershy knocks
  102. >"Anon? Are you in there? Why can I hear crying? Are you hurt?"
  103. >"I'm going to go and get help! Wait right there!"
  104. >She's gone.
  105. >SHE'S GONE!
  106. >Stop crying and peer out the bedroom window
  107. >Fluttershy is flying towards Twilight's Library
  108. >Quickly get dressed and run out the front door, beating stick in hand.
  109. >Head off towards the Everfree Forest
  110. >They won't look for you there
  111. >She won't look for you there
  112. >Hear a voice shout out behind you
  113. >Turn around and see Rainbow Dash peering at you
  114. >"Heya, Anon. Where're ya' headed? What's with the wooden plank?"
  115. >Your eyes dart around the area
  116. >No Fluttershy. Yet.
  117. I'm getting out of here. If you see Fluttershy, don't tell her that you saw me, ok?
  118. >"That's sorta weird, Anon. I don't know what you're planning, but it's probably some cooky human thing. No offense"
  119. >With that she takes off to the skies again
  120. >Breathe out slowly and turn back to the forest
  121. >A flash of purple light reveals Twilight and a dazed looking Twilight infront of you
  122. No- NO!
  123. >Turn and run, shouting over your shoulder
  124. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
  125. >"A-Anon! Darling! Wait!"
  126. >Magic grabs your leg and drags you back
  127. >You claw at the ground, creating large gashes in the grass as Twilight forcefully drags you to your doom
  128. >Fluttershy stands over you
  129. >You start crying again and cover your eyes so you don't have to look at her
  130. Please... Please don't...
  131. >"Anon, you're scaring me. I j-just wanted to ask you something, that's all."
  132. >You sob harder
  133. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  134.  
  135. 6/?
  136.  
  137. >Day 45 in Equestria
  138. >Enough is enough
  139. >Get up and run downstairs
  140. >Throw open the door to your basement and begin searching through various tools
  141. >Bingo
  142. >Knock knock knock
  143. >Here we go
  144. >Walk upstairs and open the door
  145. >"G-good morning- MMM! MMPPHH!!"
  146. >You continue to wrap copious amounts of duct tape around her mouth, ensuring that she can't speak or move her lips
  147. >"Mmmph? mmmmmmmph mph mm?"
  148. >Sigh happily
  149. >Sit down infront of her
  150. Sit, Fluttershy.
  151. >She does so
  152. I don't know what you've done, how you've done it, or why you would go to such lengths to do so, but whatever you are about to say is NOT my fetish. Please revert whatever damage you've done to reality and let me live my life in peace.
  153. >Fluttershy stares at you
  154. Do you understand what I'm saying? That the reason you're here today, and whatever you want to say is doomed to fail. If you open your mouth and say anything I will kill you. I will snap your neck and deal with the consequences because at least I'll live to see tomorrow.
  155. >Tears form in her eyes
  156. >"Mmmph mmm..."
  157. Ok. I'm going to remove the tape now. I want you to not say a single word. Silence is my fetish, ok? You not talking or saying anything is what gets me hard
  158. >Point to your morning wood
  159. See? See what your silence does to me?
  160. >Her eyes grow when she sees it and she blushes
  161. >You remove the tape slowly
  162. >Fluttershy winces and rubs the area where the tape was
  163. >She opens her mouth
  164. >Clasp a hand over it
  165. Ah ah ah! Remember what I said. Now go home and fix whatever horrific damage you've caused
  166. >She nods and flies back to her cottage
  167. >You go about your day as normal, without any more Fluttershy incidents or even seeing the mare.
  168. >Climb into your bed and stare at the ceiling
  169. >Mutter a quick prayer
  170. >And go to sleep
  171.  
  172. 7/?
  173.  
  174. >Day 46 in Equestria
  175. >Wake up to the sound of... Rain.
  176. >Sit straight up, a huge grin on your face
  177. >Look outside
  178. >A slight drizzle and grey skies
  179. >No Fluttershy walking down your garden path yet
  180. >Ponies walking around in rain coats and foals playing in puddles
  181. >Punch the air and shout
  182. YES! I DID IT!
  183. >Point at the ceiling
  184. THANK YOU, SHIVA!
  185. >With a huge smile on your face you practically dance downstairs and start making some food
  186. >Knock on the door
  187. >Open it
  188. >Fluttershy in a raincoat
  189. >Smile at her
  190. >She smiles back
  191. >She pulls out a notepad and starts writing
  192. >She hands it to you
  193. >"So silence is your fetish?"
  194. >Grin even harder
  195. Yes. It is.
  196. >Fluttershy jumps up and down on the spot and squeals in content
  197. >She hastily scribbles down more notes
  198. >"I can't believe I've found your fetish!"
  199. Yeah. It's pretty cool, isn't it? I've gotta go, Fluttershy. Anything you need to tell me before I go?
  200. >She ponders this and writes something down
  201. >She gives it to you and you read it with a smile
  202. >The smile promptly shatters
  203. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  204. >Look back at Fluttershy
  205. WHAT DID YOU D-
  206.  
  207. 8/?
  208.  
  209. >Day 46 in Equestria
  210. >Wake up to the sound of buzzing
  211. >And rain
  212. >Grind your teeth together and growl
  213. >Get out of bed and stand in the middle of your bedroom floor shaking violently, pure rage taking hold of you
  214. >Clench your fists and raise them to the heavens
  215. >Throw back your head and scream at the top of your lungs
  216. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
  217.  
  218. 9/9
  219. The End
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