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[FLUTTERRAPE] The Ponetanic - A Romantic Adventure

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 10:07:27
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 7th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day Soggy in Equestria
  5. >Wake up to the sound of trumpets blaring and someone outside shouting
  6. >Only catch half of it as you drag yourself out of bed
  7. >"...And that is why you win!"
  8. Uuuughuuuuuughuuguhuughugh.
  9. >Sleepily walk downstairs, wearing only your boxers
  10. >Throw open the door
  11. Fuck's sake Fluttershy it's far to early for this shit
  12. >Fluttershy regards you with a strange expression
  13. >A royal guard speaks up nearby
  14. >"You will do well to show her Highness proper respect!"
  15. >Wipe your eyes
  16. >Fluttershy turns into Celestia
  17. Ahh shit. Sorry.
  18. >She smiles
  19. >"Quite alright, Anonymous. Did you get my message?"
  20. >Look back inside your house
  21. >Your blanket is strewn on the stairs, you dragged it with you while you were descending them.
  22. >Look back at the smiling goddess
  23. >Her teeth are too white. They need to be less shiny
  24. >Too early to be dealing with rulers of the world knocking on your door
  25. I have no idea what's going on, Celestia. Sorry.
  26. >She sighs and shakes her head, a smile still plastered on her lips
  27. >"A ship was recently built. It's maiden voyage will happen soon. Myself, my dearest sister, the bearers of the Elements of Harmony, and several other choice guests are all invited. Being the only human in Equestria and a good friend of mine, I would like to personally invite you!"
  28. A ship.
  29. >"Yes."
  30. Maiden Voyage.
  31. >"Correct."
  32. What's it called?
  33. >"Oh I picked out the name myself, a name to reflect it's majesty and size"
  34. >You stare at her, dreading the answer which you know is coming
  35. >"The Ponetanic!"
  36. FUCK.
  37.  
  38. >Several days later you are being dragged onto a collossal ship by Twilight
  39. >"ANON... WE HAVE TO... GO..."
  40. >You dig your nails into the wood, carving it as you get dragged along by magic
  41. NO. WE CAN'T. THE ICEBERGS.
  42. >Applejack shakes her head
  43. >"He's talkin' in tongues, sugarcube. Let's just leave 'em."
  44. >Twilight shakes her head violently
  45. >"Ooooh no you don't. Celestia personally invited him, Applejack! I can't leave him out here or the Princess will be heartbroken!"
  46. >Rarity perks up
  47. >"Twilight, dear. I hardly doubt the Princess of Equestria will be "heartbroken" by a single guest not attending! Let's leave him. It's what he wants! Just look at the poor dear."
  48. >Your eye is twitching and you're lying on the wooden bridge onto the ship, muttering quietly
  49. No... My heart will NOT go on that ship...
  50. >Twilight shakes her head
  51. >"I just don't understand! He's not scared of ships are you Anon? We went on a river-barge up and down Equestria once and you were fine!"
  52. James Cameron was right. These are the end times.
  53. >Twilight groans
  54. >"We don't have time for this! Anon. You're getting on that ship or I swear to Celestia-"
  55. >A heavenly glow appears above you all
  56. >"You'll swear to me what, Twilight?"
  57. >Twilight and her friends bow as low as they can
  58. >You remain cuddled on the floor, muttering about how you won't be the king of the world until hell freezes over
  59. >Celestia smiles and leans down to you
  60. >"Come, my little Anon. I'll protect you from the scary ship"
  61. >She levitates you with magic and places you on her back, Twilight giving you a jealous glare
  62. >You don't care
  63. >Celestia is warm
  64. >Warm is good
  65. >Wait, wasn't Rose warm before she fell in the Atlantic?
  66. >IT'S A SIGN
  67. >ABANDON PRINCESS
  68. >Try to struggle but Celestia teleports
  69. >Once you get over what you saw in the space between spaces during a teleport-
  70. >(Horrible horrible things that no man should see)
  71. >-You find yourself in a luxurous bedroom
  72. >"Here we are, Anon! Safe and sound!"
  73. Are we back in Canterlot? I don't remember your bedroom looking like this
  74. >She wasn't joking when she said you were a 'good friend'
  75. >You sly animal
  76. >Booyah
  77. >But now is not the time for Pretty Pony Princess Plot. It is the time for action
  78. So where's the captain's steering wheel?
  79. >Celestia smiles
  80. >"I'll show you"
  81. >She teleports you both to another room, with glass windows overlooking the deep blue sea
  82. >It would be beautiful, were it not your future grave
  83. >The captain and his crew are shocked to see the Princess and the Royal Assmaster pop into existence infront of them
  84. Morning, Captain. I'm afraid we're setting a new course
  85. >"Where to, sir?"
  86. >You grab his head and turn it towards Canterlot Castle, which is a mere spec in the distance
  87. >"But that's over land, sir!"
  88. Exactly. NOW DRIVE.
  89. >Celestia plucks your hands off his face and laughs
  90. >"Now now, Anonymous, you'll be just fine."
  91. >The Captain laughs
  92. >"Is sir scared of the ocean, your highness?"
  93. >She snatches the pencil out of your hands while you were in the middle of rerouting the maps to take the journey in a large circle around the bay then dock back at the same port
  94. >"He's just nervous"
  95. >She glares at you
  96. >You glare back
  97. >You once again teleport, this time into a huge ballroom with a massive ceiling, complete with chandelier
  98. >It's an amazing construct, a complex formation of diamonds and lights
  99. >"Beautiful, isn't it? We call it 'Rarity's Arse'"
  100. >You nod slowly
  101. >Stop
  102. >Hold on
  103. What?!
  104. >"And this is where you'll be eating!"
  105. >You follow her over to the tables
  106. >Spot a bar in the corner with a fancy looking stallion manning it
  107. >Walk over
  108. Mornin'
  109. >He nods
  110. >"Mornin'. What'll it be?"
  111. >You motion to the shelves stocked with booze
  112. All that, please. In a bucket.
  113. >Celestia once again appears at your side before he can do anything
  114. >"Two whiskeys, please, Bartender"
  115. >The barpony nods in reverence
  116. >"Yes, your majesty"
  117. >Two glasses are placed infront of you
  118. >You down yours the moment the Barpony's hoof stops touching it
  119. More.
  120. >Celestia chuckles and drinks hers
  121. Wait. Princess?
  122. >"Yes, Anonymous?"
  123. Why are you drinking? You're a princess. It's against the law for you to drink. Probably.
  124. >She chuckles
  125. >"Anonymous, you are not the only one who is nervous about this journey. I too need something to calm my nerves"
  126. I'll drink to that. Barkeep! Give my that bucket I ordered
  127. >Celestia drags you away from the bar and you both teleport back to her room
  128. >She sits on the bed and eyes you while you pace the room looking for an escape
  129. >She smiles
  130. >"There is no escape, Anonymous"
  131. You what
  132. >"I said you need to relax. Come here, sit!"
  133. >She pats the bed and offers a reassuring smile
  134. >You hesistate, then sit
  135. >Celestia places a hoof on your leg
  136. >"Why are you so nervous? I'm here to protect you!"
  137. Celestia, darling...
  138. >You place a hand on the face and stroke her cheek
  139. >She beams at your sudden show of affection
  140. >Smile warmly
  141. I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO LIE ON A FUCKING DOOR
  142. >Jump off the bed and sprint to the door
  143. >Throw it open and run like hell
  144. >Celestia calls after you
  145. >"Anon! Wait!"
  146. >You turn a corner in the maze of a ship and keep running
  147. >Suddenly a deafening blare sounds, confirming your fears
  148. >You feel your body weight shift
  149. >The ship is moving
  150. >THE SHIP IS MOVING
  151. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  152. >Redouble your running and sprint down hallways, passing confused looking passengers and ship-hands
  153. >You finally come to some grand looking stairs and run to the bottom, pushing aside some weedy looking stallion with a handsome face and a unicorn with a red mane
  154. >Burst out of the doors onto the deck
  155. >The port is drawing away, ponies waving to the ship as it goes
  156. NOT TODAY, FUCKERS.
  157. >Like the absolute MAN you are you hurl yourself off that fucking boat
  158. >No icebergs for Anon!
  159. >Hear the crowd gasp at your perfectly rational and logical decision
  160. >The water stops moving
  161. >You ponder this for a while
  162. >Now it's getting further away
  163. >That's not right. You're meant to fall down, not up.
  164. >The crowd cheers
  165. >Look at your hands
  166. >You're surrounded by a blue aura
  167. >Spin around in the air
  168. >Luna is flapping her wings and grinning toothily at you
  169. >"Huzzah! I have saved the Royal Clitoris Stimulator!"
  170. >The crowd cheers loud
  171. >You scream like a bitch
  172. >Several minutes later you're sad around a table with the Mane 6 and the Princesses
  173. >Luna is reciting the "glorious" tale
  174. >"So when I saw that Anon had fallen off the edge towards his doom, I flew down and saved him! Allowing him to live and fondle the Royal Buttocks another day!"
  175. >Your bedroom activities with Luna and Celestia are far too widely known by now
  176. >The ponies around the table cheer
  177. >Fluttershy is grinning at you
  178. >"Oh Anon! I'm so happy you're safe! If you need comforting later on, you know where to find me..."
  179. >You had forgotten about Fluttershy
  180. >So now you're not only trapped on a doomed vessel, but you're stuck on it with a creepy pegasus who wants to fuck you
  181. >You're no stranger to horsefuckery.
  182. >The internet trained you well
  183. >And also Celestia 10 minutes after you'd arrived in Equestria
  184. >But Fluttershy smelled like a zoo. And conducted herself with the grace and elegance of a brick.
  185. >You groan and hold you head in your hands
  186. >Rainbow Dash consoles you and pats you on the back
  187. >"Aww, it's ok, Anon. Everyone falls off a boat sometime in their lives, right?"
  188. >She looks around
  189. >Everyone is shaking their heads
  190. >"Ok. Only you fall off boats. You should stop doing that."
  191. >Groan even louder
  192. >Celestia stands up
  193. >"I have to go and check on the passengers and my other guests. Enjoy your journey, everyp0ny."
  194. >With a flash of gold she's gone
  195. >Luna also gets up
  196. >"I have to masturbate."
  197. >She walks off
  198. >If Fluttershy's a brick, Luna is concrete.
  199. >The other ponies disperse, except Fluttershy and Twilight
  200. >Twilight speaks up
  201. >"W-what was that about you... Fondling the Royal Buttocks?"
  202. None of your business, traitor. Go to your room.
  203. >She hangs her head and shuffles away, muttering.
  204. >Fluttershy grins at you and flies over, taking the seat next to you
  205. >"Oh Anon. Just you and me on this big romantic cruise... You know, a lot of couples have s-sex on these. So umm. If you have trouble finding anyp0ny, I could be your marefriend for the cruise"
  206. Fluttershy. I've tapped the Royal Ass. Do you seriously think you can compare?
  207. >She stares at the floor
  208. >"L-looks aren't everything..."
  209. >You get up and walk over to the bar, Fluttershy trailing behind
  210. >Sit at the stool, soon to be your natural habitat until this ship inevitably sinks
  211. Hey there, Barkeep. Name's Anon. You're gonna see me a lot around here
  212. >"You got the bits?"
  213. Oh yes.
  214. >"Then welcome to the bar, Anon. Name your poison and I'll keep you supplied 'till the Princess drags you away again. You want that bucket now?"
  215. I will actually suck you off if you give me a bucket filled with every alcohol you have.
  216. >He grins
  217. >"One liver failure coming right up"
  218. >5 hours later you and the Barkeep are laughing like idiots
  219. >"S-so then I tell him, what's the point in turning gay if you don't even like dick? What are you, from Canterlot?"
  220. >You fall off your stool laughing
  221. >Fluttershy, who had been there the entire time, watching you and funding your drinking, tries to help you up
  222. >The Barkeep wipes a tear from his eye as you recover from your fall
  223. Muh... More... Booze...
  224. >He giggles and pours you another
  225. >"By the way, Anon. The names Bluey."
  226. Nice ta' meet ya', Bluey. Name's Anon.
  227. >He facehoofs and goes to wipe some glasses down
  228. >Fluttershy takes this oportunity to speak up
  229. >"S-so Anon, now that you're drunk. Am I more attractive?"
  230. >Look at her
  231. >Why is there a horse talking to you
  232. >Like, not even a pony
  233. >A literal horse. Face and everything
  234. >"Something wrong, Anon?"
  235. >Pluck a sugarcube from a nearby bowl and hold it in an outstretched palm
  236. >She licks it off and whinnies
  237. >Start laughing your ass off again
  238. >The Barkeep returns
  239. Hey... Hey Bluey. Check out this horse, man.
  240. >He looks at Fluttershy
  241. >"Why, that cute little things been sat there all day, watching you drink, Anon. Why don't you pay her some attention?"
  242. Aaaah phooey, Bluey. She's nothin' but trouble, this one. Would ya' believe me if I told you she tries to guess my fetish every mornin'?
  243. >"Nope. But there's a story in there somewhere, go on."
  244. >You begin your tale
  245. So there I am right, sittin' in my chair at home, when this elephant pokes it's trunk through the window...
  246. >4 more hours later
  247. >You feel a splash of water on the back of your head
  248. >Wake up with a gasp
  249. >The Barkeep is shaking his head at you
  250. >"Anon, I love ya as a friend. But Celestia-dammit, you've been at this bar for 9 hours. Go to your room and come back tomorrow when you're less tired"
  251. Ama... Gonna go now...
  252. >"Woooah, oh no you don't. You still need to pay"
  253. How much do I owe ya?
  254. >"39 bits."
  255. Jesus. Well ok then.
  256. >Pull out your bit pouch
  257. >Pour bits all over the table
  258. >"28... 29... Ya' 10 bits short, Anon."
  259. Oh hell.
  260. >Bluey bounces his eyebrows at you
  261. >"So about that payment for the bucket..."
  262.  
  263. >You get back to your room number with 29 bits still in your pocket
  264. >Your mouth tastes like honey
  265. >You're not sure whether or not you were supposed to enjoy it that much
  266. >Push open the door, which was strangely enough unlocked
  267. >Fluttershy is lying on your bed
  268. >"Hey there, sailor. Come to squab my poopdeck?"
  269. >You fall facefirst onto the carpet and black out
  270. >When you next wake up, you're still on the floor
  271. >Fluttershy is cuddled up next to you
  272. >Your door is still wide open and several ponies are giggling at you both
  273. >"Shhh! I think he's waking up!"
  274. >"Quick! Take one last picture!"
  275. >You hear a couple of snaps before your incredible human endurance kicks in and you shock the onlookers with an amazing show of inner will
  276. >You stand up then collapse again, letting loose a massive fart next to Fluttershy's face in the process
  277. >She wakes up and screams
  278. >Rainbow Dash and Applejack are in uproars
  279. >Rainbow clutches a camera
  280. >While she's on the floor screaming with laughter you stumble to your feet and rip it out of her hands, tearing out the film and eating it
  281. >"Ohh man.. Wait, Anon you're not supposed to eat that! It could poison you!"
  282. >She starts laughing again, Applejack joining her
  283. If I die. I'm blaming you.
  284. >You lumber to the en suite and throw up in the toilet
  285. >Even your sick tastes of honey
  286. >Still on the fence about that
  287. >Is it a good taste or a bad taste
  288. >Whatever you think, you're going to remember the Barkeep's room number. Just in case.
  289. >After you finish in the bathroom you walk out, slightly more awake
  290. >Fluttershy is running around wailing
  291. >"Oh my goodness oh my goodness! The smell! It won't leave!"
  292. >Rainbow Dash is unconcious from laughing
  293. >Applejack still laughing so hard her face is red, has Rainbow slumped over her back
  294. >"Ahm gonna go and get 'er back to 'er room, Anon. See ya'll around. Bye Fluttershy."
  295. >You scratch your head and watch them go
  296. >Turn to Fluttershy, who is sniffing and wincing everytime she does so
  297. You ok?
  298. >"N-no"
  299. Good.
  300. >Walk out
  301. >Your walk around the ship lands you infront of a familiar looking room, a disgruntled Royal Guard is stood outside
  302. >"Halt!"
  303. No.
  304. >"Okay..."
  305. >You walk past him, patting him on the head as you go
  306. >Celestia is on her bed, snoring slightly
  307. >Look outside
  308. >Sun is blazing, it's the afternoon
  309. >What.
  310. >Luna explodes from a nearby closet, holding a giant dildo in her mouth
  311. >"HUVVAH! VI AV VOUNV V-"
  312. >She spits it out
  313. >"HUZZAH! I HAVE FOUND THE ROYAL-"
  314. Please shut up
  315. >She looks down meekly
  316. >"huzzaaaaaahh..."
  317. Better. Why is the sun in the sky when Celestia is asleep?
  318. >"I raised the sun! They said I couldn't do it but I could!"
  319. Who's they?
  320. >"Celestia!"
  321. Ok then.
  322. >"So what are you doing here, Anonymous? Shall we partake in sexual activities again?"
  323. No. I'm way too hungover for that
  324. >She looks down at the floor sadly
  325. >"Very well. We shall have to use this!"
  326. >She levitates the dildo next to her
  327. >It's the size of your forearm
  328. Doesn't that hurt?
  329. >"It does for the first hour, then it sort of feels good!"
  330. >She skips out the room, past the bewildered guard and several guests, several faint at the sight of their beloved Princess of the Night carrying what you will now refer to as "The Homewrecker"
  331. >Walk over to Celestia
  332. >Prod her butt with a finger
  333. >It sinks into the plushy meat
  334. >Prod harder
  335. >Celestia moans in her sleep
  336. >"Oh... Chrysalis..."
  337. OH DEAR. MY PANTS ARE GONE.
  338. >She bolts awake
  339. >"WELL THAT IS A SHAM- oh you were lying."
  340. Yup. Get up, Celestia, you have a job to do.
  341. >Celestia grumbles and gets out of bed, leaving a crater where she was led
  342. Also, you may need a diet
  343. >She glares at you
  344. Just sayin'.
  345. >She glares harder
  346. I might tap that ass more if you did.
  347. >She creates an apple out of thin air and starts chewing, smiling at you with a smug expression on her face
  348. Cheater.
  349. >You follow her out the room, past the guard
  350. >On the way past, you stop and look at him
  351. >He stares back with a vacant expression
  352. >Pat him on the back
  353. You're doing god's work, son. I don't envy you.
  354. >Follow Celestia to the Captain's Bridge
  355. >The Captain spins around and smiles
  356. >"Good afternoon, your majesty! How did you sleep?"
  357. >Celestia does that annoying kind of smile where she closes her eyes while she does it and cocks her head slightly
  358. >Yeah, like the one you're thinking of now.
  359. >"Quite well, Captain. Are we on course?"
  360. >The Captain turn back to the wheel
  361. >"Aye, that we are. Should reach our destination tomorrow!"
  362. >You take note of that and suddenly become more interested
  363. Tomorrow?
  364. >"Aye, Royal Vagina Porker, tomorrow."
  365. Well that's great!
  366. >Things are looking up. Not that long of a cruise, and what could possibly go wrong between now and-
  367.  
  368. >4 hours later
  369.  
  370. FOR FUCKS SAKE ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SLEEP IN THIS WEEK!
  371. >Ponies run around screaming as Celestia tries to keep order
  372. >"Remain calm, Ponies! Head for the life-boats and don't panic!"
  373. >You run through the ship, looking for a way out
  374. >Passing through the ballroom you trip over a chair
  375. >At that moment the ship creaks
  376. >A low rumble rocks the vessel, and the chandelier falls towards you
  377. OH MY GOD IT'S RARITY'S ASS.
  378. >You roll out of the way and watch as it crumples to the floor, cracking the area it landed on before breaking through and falling to the layer before it
  379. >Ponies below scream as Rarity's Ass crushes and mutilates the population the way down
  380. >Shake your head
  381. This ship's lost the plot.
  382. >You turn your head and see a stallion staring at you
  383. Bluey!
  384. >Run over to him
  385. Come on man, we gotta go! Follow me!
  386. >He stares at you
  387. >"No, Anon. I gotta go down with the bar"
  388. NO BLUEY! NO!
  389. >He shakes his head, tears streaming down his face
  390. >"A good bartender never abandons his post. No matter how crazy the night gets"
  391. >He looks up at you with sorrowful determination in his eyes
  392. >He grabs both sides of your head with his hooves and pulls you into a deep kiss
  393. >You lock lips with him for several seconds, listening to the screams of ponies down below suffering the wrath of Rarity's Ass.
  394. >He pulls back and pushes you away
  395. >"G-go, Anon. I got customers to serve"
  396. >You turn tail and run, fighting to hold back the tears
  397. >You decided that you liked the taste of honey.
  398. >The ponies on the ship are screaming relentlessly
  399. >They panic even and surge towards the lifeboats
  400. >You steamroll your way through them, aiming to get your place on a lifeboat
  401. >You pass a miffed looking sailor on the way out
  402. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
  403. >He puffs on his pipe and speaks, somehow you can hear him over the screaming
  404. >"Ol' Salty thought the coast was clear. Ol' Salty was wrong. Ol' Salty didn't see the iceberg"
  405. >It's broad daylight. It's literally 4 in the afternoon.
  406. WHO THE SHIT IS OLD SALTY?!
  407. >The sailor nods to an old pony next to him
  408. >The pony has 3 wooden limbs, no ears, and one eye, the other one heavily dilated and glazed over
  409. YOU PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE CROWS NEST?
  410. >"Equal opportunity society, boy. Ol' Salty's just as good as anyp0ny else. No need to be predjudiced against the old."
  411. >You growl and carry on running
  412. >The life boats are nearly all gone, ponies fighting for seats in them
  413. >You run to one
  414. I NEED TO GET IN! I'M THE ONLY ONE OF MY KIND ON THIS SHIP!
  415. >The custodian looks at you with a bored expression
  416. >"Please wait in line and wait your turn on the Ponetanic Super Duper Happy Fun Lifeboat Ride. May your experience be a wet and wonderful one. Woo Hoo."
  417. >Gawp at him
  418. THIS IS COMPLETE MADNESS!
  419. >Hear a scream behind you
  420. >"THIS IS EQ- Oh dear I tripped"
  421. >Fluttershy slams into you and you both fall off the ship into the murky depths below
  422. >This is your worst nightmare
  423. >James Cameron was right, about everything!
  424. >The ship, the iceberg, the talking horses.
  425. >WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN.
  426. >You struggle to get back to the surface, the luke-warm water gently lapping around you thanks to the fact that the sea is closed off and the sun is shining down on you
  427. >Fluttershy floats by on a large slab of wood
  428. >"Oh Anon! It's so cold! Come on! Grab on!"
  429. >Clamber onto the wood, but keep your lower half in the water
  430. >You don't even care anymore
  431. >The water is lovely.
  432. >How the fuck was there even an iceberg?
  433. >Goddamn magic.
  434. >Fluttershy is silent
  435. >You watch ponies drift by on lifeboats and sit on large pieces of driftwood, chatting happily
  436. >Two foals swim by, splashing each other and laughing
  437. >A beachball bounces off your head
  438. >This fucking planet
  439. >Fluttershy tries to make conversation
  440. >"Soooo..."
  441. Whatever you're going to say, I don't care. I stopped caring when I realised how stupid this whole situation is.
  442. >"But Anon! We're all alone in the middle of the ocean with nothing but each other and the open sea!"
  443. >You wave to some ponies swimming by
  444. >You narrow your eyes and spot some islands in the distance
  445. >Fluttershy goes on, saying about how she'll love you and you can live off seawater and love
  446. >You've had enough of this
  447. >See an object floating by
  448. >Grab it
  449. >Stare at it in silent awe
  450. >The Homewrecker
  451. >Grip it and tap Fluttershy, who's lost in her own little world
  452. >"A-and then, we can have foals, right here on this driftwood, and-"
  453. >COCKSLAPPED
  454. >She falls backwards into the water
  455. >You toss The Homewrecker into the ocean after her
  456. >Lie back and soak in the sun
  457. >Celestia eventually gets bored of the whole ordeal and uses her magic to lift everything, even the ship, into the air.
  458. >She then takes flight, carrying and entire cruise liner and 2,000 passengers with their luggage back to land
  459. >You don't argue. If she can lift the sun, she can lift this.
  460. >This must be like early morning situps for her
  461.  
  462. >Now you sit on a beach, overlooking the remains of the ship lying in the bay
  463. >The passengers are happy that they were saved, and are now giggling and playing around in the sand
  464. >You? All you want is a drink
  465. >Feel a tap on your shoulder
  466. >A brown stallion hands you a drink
  467. >Take no notice of him but accept the drink
  468. >One sip and your mind is blown
  469. >You drop the drink and gag
  470. My god, how strong was that?
  471. >Lick your lips
  472. Tastes like...
  473. >Turn around and look at the stallion
  474. ...Honey
  475. >Spend the rest of the day having gay sex with a bartender in a hotel bedroom
  476. >It's better than nothing
  477. >Could be worse
  478. >Could be
  479. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  480.  
  481. The End

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