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[FLUTTERRAPE] The Ponetanic - A Romantic Adventure

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:39:57 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 7th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day Soggy in Equestria
  5. >Wake up to the sound of trumpets blaring and someone outside shouting
  6. >Only catch half of it as you drag yourself out of bed
  7. >"...And that is why you win!"
  8. Uuuughuuuuuughuuguhuughugh.
  9. >Sleepily walk downstairs, wearing only your boxers
  10. >Throw open the door
  11. Fuck's sake Fluttershy it's far to early for this shit
  12. >Fluttershy regards you with a strange expression
  13. >A royal guard speaks up nearby
  14. >"You will do well to show her Highness proper respect!"
  15. >Wipe your eyes
  16. >Fluttershy turns into Celestia
  17. Ahh shit. Sorry.
  18. >She smiles
  19. >"Quite alright, Anonymous. Did you get my message?"
  20. >Look back inside your house
  21. >Your blanket is strewn on the stairs, you dragged it with you while you were descending them.
  22. >Look back at the smiling goddess
  23. >Her teeth are too white. They need to be less shiny
  24. >Too early to be dealing with rulers of the world knocking on your door
  25. I have no idea what's going on, Celestia. Sorry.
  26. >She sighs and shakes her head, a smile still plastered on her lips
  27. >"A ship was recently built. It's maiden voyage will happen soon. Myself, my dearest sister, the bearers of the Elements of Harmony, and several other choice guests are all invited. Being the only human in Equestria and a good friend of mine, I would like to personally invite you!"
  28. A ship.
  29. >"Yes."
  30. Maiden Voyage.
  31. >"Correct."
  32. What's it called?
  33. >"Oh I picked out the name myself, a name to reflect it's majesty and size"
  34. >You stare at her, dreading the answer which you know is coming
  35. >"The Ponetanic!"
  36. FUCK.
  37.  
  38. 1/?
  39.  
  40. >Several days later you are being dragged onto a collossal ship by Twilight
  41. >"ANON... WE HAVE TO... GO..."
  42. >You dig your nails into the wood, carving it as you get dragged along by magic
  43. NO. WE CAN'T. THE ICEBERGS.
  44. >Applejack shakes her head
  45. >"He's talkin' in tongues, sugarcube. Let's just leave 'em."
  46. >Twilight shakes her head violently
  47. >"Ooooh no you don't. Celestia personally invited him, Applejack! I can't leave him out here or the Princess will be heartbroken!"
  48. >Rarity perks up
  49. >"Twilight, dear. I hardly doubt the Princess of Equestria will be "heartbroken" by a single guest not attending! Let's leave him. It's what he wants! Just look at the poor dear."
  50. >Your eye is twitching and you're lying on the wooden bridge onto the ship, muttering quietly
  51. No... My heart will NOT go on that ship...
  52. >Twilight shakes her head
  53. >"I just don't understand! He's not scared of ships are you Anon? We went on a river-barge up and down Equestria once and you were fine!"
  54. James Cameron was right. These are the end times.
  55. >Twilight groans
  56. >"We don't have time for this! Anon. You're getting on that ship or I swear to Celestia-"
  57. >A heavenly glow appears above you all
  58. >"You'll swear to me what, Twilight?"
  59. >Twilight and her friends bow as low as they can
  60. >You remain cuddled on the floor, muttering about how you won't be the king of the world until hell freezes over
  61. >Celestia smiles and leans down to you
  62. >"Come, my little Anon. I'll protect you from the scary ship"
  63. >She levitates you with magic and places you on her back, Twilight giving you a jealous glare
  64. >You don't care
  65. >Celestia is warm
  66. >Warm is good
  67. >Wait, wasn't Rose warm before she fell in the Atlantic?
  68. >IT'S A SIGN
  69. >ABANDON PRINCESS
  70.  
  71. 2/?
  72.  
  73. >Try to struggle but Celestia teleports
  74. >Once you get over what you saw in the space between spaces during a teleport-
  75. >(Horrible horrible things that no man should see)
  76. >-You find yourself in a luxurous bedroom
  77. >"Here we are, Anon! Safe and sound!"
  78. Are we back in Canterlot? I don't remember your bedroom looking like this
  79. >She wasn't joking when she said you were a 'good friend'
  80. >You sly animal
  81. >Booyah
  82. >But now is not the time for Pretty Pony Princess Plot. It is the time for action
  83. So where's the captain's steering wheel?
  84. >Celestia smiles
  85. >"I'll show you"
  86. >She teleports you both to another room, with glass windows overlooking the deep blue sea
  87. >It would be beautiful, were it not your future grave
  88. >The captain and his crew are shocked to see the Princess and the Royal Assmaster pop into existence infront of them
  89. Morning, Captain. I'm afraid we're setting a new course
  90. >"Where to, sir?"
  91. >You grab his head and turn it towards Canterlot Castle, which is a mere spec in the distance
  92. >"But that's over land, sir!"
  93. Exactly. NOW DRIVE.
  94. >Celestia plucks your hands off his face and laughs
  95. >"Now now, Anonymous, you'll be just fine."
  96. >The Captain laughs
  97. >"Is sir scared of the ocean, your highness?"
  98. >She snatches the pencil out of your hands while you were in the middle of rerouting the maps to take the journey in a large circle around the bay then dock back at the same port
  99. >"He's just nervous"
  100. >She glares at you
  101. >You glare back
  102.  
  103. 3/?
  104.  
  105. >You once again teleport, this time into a huge ballroom with a massive ceiling, complete with chandelier
  106. >It's an amazing construct, a complex formation of diamonds and lights
  107. >"Beautiful, isn't it? We call it 'Rarity's Arse'"
  108. >You nod slowly
  109. >Stop
  110. >Hold on
  111. What?!
  112. >"And this is where you'll be eating!"
  113. >You follow her over to the tables
  114. >Spot a bar in the corner with a fancy looking stallion manning it
  115. >Walk over
  116. Mornin'
  117. >He nods
  118. >"Mornin'. What'll it be?"
  119. >You motion to the shelves stocked with booze
  120. All that, please. In a bucket.
  121. >Celestia once again appears at your side before he can do anything
  122. >"Two whiskeys, please, Bartender"
  123. >The barpony nods in reverence
  124. >"Yes, your majesty"
  125. >Two glasses are placed infront of you
  126. >You down yours the moment the Barpony's hoof stops touching it
  127. More.
  128. >Celestia chuckles and drinks hers
  129. Wait. Princess?
  130. >"Yes, Anonymous?"
  131. Why are you drinking? You're a princess. It's against the law for you to drink. Probably.
  132. >She chuckles
  133. >"Anonymous, you are not the only one who is nervous about this journey. I too need something to calm my nerves"
  134. I'll drink to that. Barkeep! Give my that bucket I ordered
  135.  
  136. 4/?
  137.  
  138. >Celestia drags you away from the bar and you both teleport back to her room
  139. >She sits on the bed and eyes you while you pace the room looking for an escape
  140. >She smiles
  141. >"There is no escape, Anonymous"
  142. You what
  143. >"I said you need to relax. Come here, sit!"
  144. >She pats the bed and offers a reassuring smile
  145. >You hesistate, then sit
  146. >Celestia places a hoof on your leg
  147. >"Why are you so nervous? I'm here to protect you!"
  148. Celestia, darling...
  149. >You place a hand on the face and stroke her cheek
  150. >She beams at your sudden show of affection
  151. >Smile warmly
  152. I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO LIE ON A FUCKING DOOR
  153. >Jump off the bed and sprint to the door
  154. >Throw it open and run like hell
  155. >Celestia calls after you
  156. >"Anon! Wait!"
  157. >You turn a corner in the maze of a ship and keep running
  158. >Suddenly a deafening blare sounds, confirming your fears
  159. >You feel your body weight shift
  160. >The ship is moving
  161. >THE SHIP IS MOVING
  162. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  163. >Redouble your running and sprint down hallways, passing confused looking passengers and ship-hands
  164.  
  165. 5/?
  166.  
  167. >You finally come to some grand looking stairs and run to the bottom, pushing aside some weedy looking stallion with a handsome face and a unicorn with a red mane
  168. >Burst out of the doors onto the deck
  169. >The port is drawing away, ponies waving to the ship as it goes
  170. NOT TODAY, FUCKERS.
  171. >Like the absolute MAN you are you hurl yourself off that fucking boat
  172. >No icebergs for Anon!
  173. >Hear the crowd gasp at your perfectly rational and logical decision
  174. >The water stops moving
  175. >You ponder this for a while
  176. >Now it's getting further away
  177. >That's not right. You're meant to fall down, not up.
  178. >The crowd cheers
  179. >Look at your hands
  180. >You're surrounded by a blue aura
  181. >Spin around in the air
  182. >Luna is flapping her wings and grinning toothily at you
  183. >"Huzzah! I have saved the Royal Clitoris Stimulator!"
  184. >The crowd cheers loud
  185. >You scream like a bitch
  186. >Several minutes later you're sad around a table with the Mane 6 and the Princesses
  187. >Luna is reciting the "glorious" tale
  188. >"So when I saw that Anon had fallen off the edge towards his doom, I flew down and saved him! Allowing him to live and fondle the Royal Buttocks another day!"
  189. >Your bedroom activities with Luna and Celestia are far too widely known by now
  190. >The ponies around the table cheer
  191. >Fluttershy is grinning at you
  192. >"Oh Anon! I'm so happy you're safe! If you need comforting later on, you know where to find me..."
  193. >You had forgotten about Fluttershy
  194. >So now you're not only trapped on a doomed vessel, but you're stuck on it with a creepy pegasus who wants to fuck you
  195.  
  196. 6/?
  197.  
  198. >You're no stranger to horsefuckery.
  199. >The internet trained you well
  200. >And also Celestia 10 minutes after you'd arrived in Equestria
  201. >But Fluttershy smelled like a zoo. And conducted herself with the grace and elegance of a brick.
  202. >You groan and hold you head in your hands
  203. >Rainbow Dash consoles you and pats you on the back
  204. >"Aww, it's ok, Anon. Everyone falls off a boat sometime in their lives, right?"
  205. >She looks around
  206. >Everyone is shaking their heads
  207. >"Ok. Only you fall off boats. You should stop doing that."
  208. >Groan even louder
  209. >Celestia stands up
  210. >"I have to go and check on the passengers and my other guests. Enjoy your journey, everyp0ny."
  211. >With a flash of gold she's gone
  212. >Luna also gets up
  213. >"I have to masturbate."
  214. >She walks off
  215. >If Fluttershy's a brick, Luna is concrete.
  216. >The other ponies disperse, except Fluttershy and Twilight
  217. >Twilight speaks up
  218. >"W-what was that about you... Fondling the Royal Buttocks?"
  219. None of your business, traitor. Go to your room.
  220. >She hangs her head and shuffles away, muttering.
  221. >Fluttershy grins at you and flies over, taking the seat next to you
  222. >"Oh Anon. Just you and me on this big romantic cruise... You know, a lot of couples have s-sex on these. So umm. If you have trouble finding anyp0ny, I could be your marefriend for the cruise"
  223. Fluttershy. I've tapped the Royal Ass. Do you seriously think you can compare?
  224. >She stares at the floor
  225. >"L-looks aren't everything..."
  226.  
  227. 7/?
  228.  
  229. >You get up and walk over to the bar, Fluttershy trailing behind
  230. >Sit at the stool, soon to be your natural habitat until this ship inevitably sinks
  231. Hey there, Barkeep. Name's Anon. You're gonna see me a lot around here
  232. >"You got the bits?"
  233. Oh yes.
  234. >"Then welcome to the bar, Anon. Name your poison and I'll keep you supplied 'till the Princess drags you away again. You want that bucket now?"
  235. I will actually suck you off if you give me a bucket filled with every alcohol you have.
  236. >He grins
  237. >"One liver failure coming right up"
  238. >5 hours later you and the Barkeep are laughing like idiots
  239. >"S-so then I tell him, what's the point in turning gay if you don't even like dick? What are you, from Canterlot?"
  240. >You fall off your stool laughing
  241. >Fluttershy, who had been there the entire time, watching you and funding your drinking, tries to help you up
  242. >The Barkeep wipes a tear from his eye as you recover from your fall
  243. Muh... More... Booze...
  244. >He giggles and pours you another
  245. >"By the way, Anon. The names Bluey."
  246. Nice ta' meet ya', Bluey. Name's Anon.
  247. >He facehoofs and goes to wipe some glasses down
  248. >Fluttershy takes this oportunity to speak up
  249. >"S-so Anon, now that you're drunk. Am I more attractive?"
  250. >Look at her
  251. >Why is there a horse talking to you
  252. >Like, not even a pony
  253. >A literal horse. Face and everything
  254. >"Something wrong, Anon?"
  255. >Pluck a sugarcube from a nearby bowl and hold it in an outstretched palm
  256. >She licks it off and whinnies
  257. >Start laughing your ass off again
  258. >The Barkeep returns
  259. Hey... Hey Bluey. Check out this horse, man.
  260. >He looks at Fluttershy
  261. >"Why, that cute little things been sat there all day, watching you drink, Anon. Why don't you pay her some attention?"
  262.  
  263. 8/?
  264.  
  265. Aaaah phooey, Bluey. She's nothin' but trouble, this one. Would ya' believe me if I told you she tries to guess my fetish every mornin'?
  266. >"Nope. But there's a story in there somewhere, go on."
  267. >You begin your tale
  268. So there I am right, sittin' in my chair at home, when this elephant pokes it's trunk through the window...
  269. >4 more hours later
  270. >You feel a splash of water on the back of your head
  271. >Wake up with a gasp
  272. >The Barkeep is shaking his head at you
  273. >"Anon, I love ya as a friend. But Celestia-dammit, you've been at this bar for 9 hours. Go to your room and come back tomorrow when you're less tired"
  274. Ama... Gonna go now...
  275. >"Woooah, oh no you don't. You still need to pay"
  276. How much do I owe ya?
  277. >"39 bits."
  278. Jesus. Well ok then.
  279. >Pull out your bit pouch
  280. >Pour bits all over the table
  281. >"28... 29... Ya' 10 bits short, Anon."
  282. Oh hell.
  283. >Bluey bounces his eyebrows at you
  284. >"So about that payment for the bucket..."
  285.  
  286. >You get back to your room number with 29 bits still in your pocket
  287. >Your mouth tastes like honey
  288. >You're not sure whether or not you were supposed to enjoy it that much
  289. >Push open the door, which was strangely enough unlocked
  290. >Fluttershy is lying on your bed
  291. >"Hey there, sailor. Come to squab my poopdeck?"
  292. >You fall facefirst onto the carpet and black out
  293.  
  294. 9/?
  295.  
  296. >When you next wake up, you're still on the floor
  297. >Fluttershy is cuddled up next to you
  298. >Your door is still wide open and several ponies are giggling at you both
  299. >"Shhh! I think he's waking up!"
  300. >"Quick! Take one last picture!"
  301. >You hear a couple of snaps before your incredible human endurance kicks in and you shock the onlookers with an amazing show of inner will
  302. >You stand up then collapse again, letting loose a massive fart next to Fluttershy's face in the process
  303. >She wakes up and screams
  304. >Rainbow Dash and Applejack are in uproars
  305. >Rainbow clutches a camera
  306. >While she's on the floor screaming with laughter you stumble to your feet and rip it out of her hands, tearing out the film and eating it
  307. >"Ohh man.. Wait, Anon you're not supposed to eat that! It could poison you!"
  308. >She starts laughing again, Applejack joining her
  309. If I die. I'm blaming you.
  310. >You lumber to the en suite and throw up in the toilet
  311. >Even your sick tastes of honey
  312. >Still on the fence about that
  313. >Is it a good taste or a bad taste
  314. >Whatever you think, you're going to remember the Barkeep's room number. Just in case.
  315. >After you finish in the bathroom you walk out, slightly more awake
  316. >Fluttershy is running around wailing
  317. >"Oh my goodness oh my goodness! The smell! It won't leave!"
  318. >Rainbow Dash is unconcious from laughing
  319. >Applejack still laughing so hard her face is red, has Rainbow slumped over her back
  320. >"Ahm gonna go and get 'er back to 'er room, Anon. See ya'll around. Bye Fluttershy."
  321. >You scratch your head and watch them go
  322. >Turn to Fluttershy, who is sniffing and wincing everytime she does so
  323. You ok?
  324. >"N-no"
  325. Good.
  326. >Walk out
  327.  
  328. 10/?
  329.  
  330. >Your walk around the ship lands you infront of a familiar looking room, a disgruntled Royal Guard is stood outside
  331. >"Halt!"
  332. No.
  333. >"Okay..."
  334. >You walk past him, patting him on the head as you go
  335. >Celestia is on her bed, snoring slightly
  336. >Look outside
  337. >Sun is blazing, it's the afternoon
  338. >What.
  339. >Luna explodes from a nearby closet, holding a giant dildo in her mouth
  340. >"HUVVAH! VI AV VOUNV V-"
  341. >She spits it out
  342. >"HUZZAH! I HAVE FOUND THE ROYAL-"
  343. Please shut up
  344. >She looks down meekly
  345. >"huzzaaaaaahh..."
  346. Better. Why is the sun in the sky when Celestia is asleep?
  347. >"I raised the sun! They said I couldn't do it but I could!"
  348. Who's they?
  349. >"Celestia!"
  350. Ok then.
  351. >"So what are you doing here, Anonymous? Shall we partake in sexual activities again?"
  352. No. I'm way too hungover for that
  353. >She looks down at the floor sadly
  354. >"Very well. We shall have to use this!"
  355. >She levitates the dildo next to her
  356. >It's the size of your forearm
  357. Doesn't that hurt?
  358. >"It does for the first hour, then it sort of feels good!"
  359. >She skips out the room, past the bewildered guard and several guests, several faint at the sight of their beloved Princess of the Night carrying what you will now refer to as "The Homewrecker"
  360.  
  361. 11/?
  362.  
  363. >Walk over to Celestia
  364. >Prod her butt with a finger
  365. >It sinks into the plushy meat
  366. >Prod harder
  367. >Celestia moans in her sleep
  368. >"Oh... Chrysalis..."
  369. OH DEAR. MY PANTS ARE GONE.
  370. >She bolts awake
  371. >"WELL THAT IS A SHAM- oh you were lying."
  372. Yup. Get up, Celestia, you have a job to do.
  373. >Celestia grumbles and gets out of bed, leaving a crater where she was led
  374. Also, you may need a diet
  375. >She glares at you
  376. Just sayin'.
  377. >She glares harder
  378. I might tap that ass more if you did.
  379. >She creates an apple out of thin air and starts chewing, smiling at you with a smug expression on her face
  380. Cheater.
  381. >You follow her out the room, past the guard
  382. >On the way past, you stop and look at him
  383. >He stares back with a vacant expression
  384. >Pat him on the back
  385. You're doing god's work, son. I don't envy you.
  386. >Follow Celestia to the Captain's Bridge
  387. >The Captain spins around and smiles
  388. >"Good afternoon, your majesty! How did you sleep?"
  389. >Celestia does that annoying kind of smile where she closes her eyes while she does it and cocks her head slightly
  390. >Yeah, like the one you're thinking of now.
  391. >"Quite well, Captain. Are we on course?"
  392. >The Captain turn back to the wheel
  393. >"Aye, that we are. Should reach our destination tomorrow!"
  394. >You take note of that and suddenly become more interested
  395. Tomorrow?
  396.  
  397. 12/?
  398.  
  399. >"Aye, Royal Vagina Porker, tomorrow."
  400. Well that's great!
  401. >Things are looking up. Not that long of a cruise, and what could possibly go wrong between now and-
  402.  
  403. >4 hours later
  404.  
  405. FOR FUCKS SAKE ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SLEEP IN THIS WEEK!
  406. >Ponies run around screaming as Celestia tries to keep order
  407. >"Remain calm, Ponies! Head for the life-boats and don't panic!"
  408. >You run through the ship, looking for a way out
  409. >Passing through the ballroom you trip over a chair
  410. >At that moment the ship creaks
  411. >A low rumble rocks the vessel, and the chandelier falls towards you
  412. OH MY GOD IT'S RARITY'S ASS.
  413. >You roll out of the way and watch as it crumples to the floor, cracking the area it landed on before breaking through and falling to the layer before it
  414. >Ponies below scream as Rarity's Ass crushes and mutilates the population the way down
  415. >Shake your head
  416. This ship's lost the plot.
  417. >You turn your head and see a stallion staring at you
  418. Bluey!
  419. >Run over to him
  420. Come on man, we gotta go! Follow me!
  421. >He stares at you
  422. >"No, Anon. I gotta go down with the bar"
  423. NO BLUEY! NO!
  424. >He shakes his head, tears streaming down his face
  425. >"A good bartender never abandons his post. No matter how crazy the night gets"
  426. >He looks up at you with sorrowful determination in his eyes
  427. >He grabs both sides of your head with his hooves and pulls you into a deep kiss
  428. >You lock lips with him for several seconds, listening to the screams of ponies down below suffering the wrath of Rarity's Ass.
  429. >He pulls back and pushes you away
  430. >"G-go, Anon. I got customers to serve"
  431. >You turn tail and run, fighting to hold back the tears
  432. >You decided that you liked the taste of honey.
  433.  
  434. 13/?
  435.  
  436. >The ponies on the ship are screaming relentlessly
  437. >They panic even and surge towards the lifeboats
  438. >You steamroll your way through them, aiming to get your place on a lifeboat
  439. >You pass a miffed looking sailor on the way out
  440. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
  441. >He puffs on his pipe and speaks, somehow you can hear him over the screaming
  442. >"Ol' Salty thought the coast was clear. Ol' Salty was wrong. Ol' Salty didn't see the iceberg"
  443. >It's broad daylight. It's literally 4 in the afternoon.
  444. WHO THE SHIT IS OLD SALTY?!
  445. >The sailor nods to an old pony next to him
  446. >The pony has 3 wooden limbs, no ears, and one eye, the other one heavily dilated and glazed over
  447. YOU PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE CROWS NEST?
  448. >"Equal opportunity society, boy. Ol' Salty's just as good as anyp0ny else. No need to be predjudiced against the old."
  449. >You growl and carry on running
  450. >The life boats are nearly all gone, ponies fighting for seats in them
  451. >You run to one
  452. I NEED TO GET IN! I'M THE ONLY ONE OF MY KIND ON THIS SHIP!
  453. >The custodian looks at you with a bored expression
  454. >"Please wait in line and wait your turn on the Ponetanic Super Duper Happy Fun Lifeboat Ride. May your experience be a wet and wonderful one. Woo Hoo."
  455. >Gawp at him
  456. THIS IS COMPLETE MADNESS!
  457. >Hear a scream behind you
  458. >"THIS IS EQ- Oh dear I tripped"
  459. >Fluttershy slams into you and you both fall off the ship into the murky depths below
  460.  
  461. 14/?
  462.  
  463. >This is your worst nightmare
  464. >James Cameron was right, about everything!
  465. >The ship, the iceberg, the talking horses.
  466. >WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN.
  467. >You struggle to get back to the surface, the luke-warm water gently lapping around you thanks to the fact that the sea is closed off and the sun is shining down on you
  468. >Fluttershy floats by on a large slab of wood
  469. >"Oh Anon! It's so cold! Come on! Grab on!"
  470. >Clamber onto the wood, but keep your lower half in the water
  471. >You don't even care anymore
  472. >The water is lovely.
  473. >How the fuck was there even an iceberg?
  474. >Goddamn magic.
  475. >Fluttershy is silent
  476. >You watch ponies drift by on lifeboats and sit on large pieces of driftwood, chatting happily
  477. >Two foals swim by, splashing each other and laughing
  478. >A beachball bounces off your head
  479. >This fucking planet
  480. >Fluttershy tries to make conversation
  481. >"Soooo..."
  482. Whatever you're going to say, I don't care. I stopped caring when I realised how stupid this whole situation is.
  483. >"But Anon! We're all alone in the middle of the ocean with nothing but each other and the open sea!"
  484. >You wave to some ponies swimming by
  485. >You narrow your eyes and spot some islands in the distance
  486. >Fluttershy goes on, saying about how she'll love you and you can live off seawater and love
  487. >You've had enough of this
  488. >See an object floating by
  489. >Grab it
  490. >Stare at it in silent awe
  491. >The Homewrecker
  492. >Grip it and tap Fluttershy, who's lost in her own little world
  493. >"A-and then, we can have foals, right here on this driftwood, and-"
  494. >COCKSLAPPED
  495.  
  496. 15/?
  497.  
  498. >She falls backwards into the water
  499. >You toss The Homewrecker into the ocean after her
  500. >Lie back and soak in the sun
  501. >Celestia eventually gets bored of the whole ordeal and uses her magic to lift everything, even the ship, into the air.
  502. >She then takes flight, carrying and entire cruise liner and 2,000 passengers with their luggage back to land
  503. >You don't argue. If she can lift the sun, she can lift this.
  504. >This must be like early morning situps for her
  505.  
  506. >Now you sit on a beach, overlooking the remains of the ship lying in the bay
  507. >The passengers are happy that they were saved, and are now giggling and playing around in the sand
  508. >You? All you want is a drink
  509. >Feel a tap on your shoulder
  510. >A brown stallion hands you a drink
  511. >Take no notice of him but accept the drink
  512. >One sip and your mind is blown
  513. >You drop the drink and gag
  514. My god, how strong was that?
  515. >Lick your lips
  516. Tastes like...
  517. >Turn around and look at the stallion
  518. ...Honey
  519. >Spend the rest of the day having gay sex with a bartender in a hotel bedroom
  520. >It's better than nothing
  521. >Could be worse
  522. >Could be
  523. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  524.  
  525. 16/16
  526. The End
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