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[FLUTTERRAPE] Boot Camp

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 10:18:23
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 8th, 2013
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  4. >Day Normal Life in Equestria
  5. >Wake up and yawn
  6. >Enjoy the warmth of your bed for a while
  7. >After your indulgence in some early morning "fuggitnotgeddinouttabed-ness" you get out and walk downstairs
  8. >Not even doing the routine today. It's gonna be a laid back weekend for you
  9. >Sit down at the kitchen table eating a bowl of apple-slices in milk
  10. >Because you can
  11. >Bachelor Life 4 Life
  12. >A knock on the door ruins your otherwise perfect breakfast
  13. >Walk to the door, trying to get an apple pip out of your teeth with your tongue
  14. >Open it
  15. >You proudly stand in your boxers, morning wood in all it's glory and pulling a bizzare facial expression thanks to the damn pip in your teeth
  16. >The Stallion at the door glares back at you
  17. >You finally get the pip out
  18. >Examine it
  19. >Then eat it
  20. >Smile at him
  21. Morning, sir. How can I help you?
  22. >Your smile fades when you take a good look at him
  23. No...
  24. >The Stallion's glare turns into a malevolent smile
  25. NO.
  26. >He throws the morning's paper to your feet
  27. >You scramble to pick it up and glue your eyes to the main headline
  28. >"GRIFFON EMPIRE DECLARES WAR ON EQUESTRIA"
  29. >Look back at the Stallion, dressed in a sergeants uniform, grinning at you. His eyes hungrily taking in your tall, dextrous body.
  30. >"You're being drafted, boy. Pack your shit and get your combat-ready ass in the carriage"
  31. FUCKING GRIFFONS
  32.  
  33. >Day Boot Camp in Equestria
  34. >By order of Princess Luna, or as you now know her, Grand High Commander in Chief Lord Warmaster Luna, all able bodied stallions, mares, and friends of Equestria are to be drafted.
  35. >Because of your height, dexterity, agility, intelligence and good looks, you were one of the first to be dragged into hell
  36. >You glare at the signed photo of Luna that was given to you
  37. >She's bent over a bed presenting herself at you, a message written in dark blue lipstick next to a kiss-mark
  38. >"See you on the front line, Anony-poo"
  39. This fucking sucks
  40. >An officer punches you in the leg, because he can't reach any higher
  41. >"THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, PRIVATE ANON. I'M HERE TO WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE AND GET YOU READY FOR COMBAT SO YOU HAD BETTER COOPERATE"
  42. >Stand up straight
  43. SIR YES SIR
  44. >"Not so loud, private, some of the other officers are sleeping"
  45. >The pony shakes his head at you
  46. >"Of all the magical beings in Equestria we have at our disposal we get you. Absolutely pathetic"
  47. >Say nothing. Military movies taught you well.
  48. >"Now. Today you will be assigned to your squad. You will love 'em. teach 'em. support 'em and if necessary, fuck 'em. Am I understood?"
  49. Sir yes sir.
  50. >"Good man. SQUAD E. GET IN HERE."
  51. >Ha.
  52. >Yeah.
  53. >Okay.
  54. >The Elements of Harmony walk in
  55. >Pinkie Pie bounces around the cabin
  56. >"OOooooh this looks fun!"
  57. >She sees you
  58. >"ANON!"
  59. >You brace for impact as the pink projectile slams into you, bearhugging you as hard as she can.
  60. Hi, Pinkie...
  61. >The other Elements stroll in, looking around the room in wonder
  62. >And at last, she walks in. Locking eyes with you the moment she sees you
  63. >He glum look turns into one of delight
  64. >She flutters over to you
  65. >Glare down at her
  66. >"G-good morning, Anon! Is war your fetish?"
  67. >You died in your sleep
  68. >You have to have done
  69. >This is hell.
  70. >You haven't even picked up a weapon yet and you know that your current situation can't possibly get any worse
  71. >Pinkie Pie bounces around the room, giggling happily
  72. >TWilight pesters the disgruntled looking sergeant with questions about Military History
  73. >Rarity critisises the dress code
  74. >Applejack is stood in the middle of them all giving you her best "kill me" look
  75. >Fluttershy is trying to grope you
  76. >But Rainbow Dash is the most perculiar
  77. >She's stood perfectly still next to you, her back straight and head held high, glaring at the wall
  78. >Look down at her
  79. Uhh, Dash? You ok, bro?
  80. >The Seargant walks away from Twilight and peers closely at Rainbow's posture
  81. >"PRIVATE! What is your name?"
  82. >Rainbow barks her answer back without missing a beat
  83. >"SIR. PRIVATE DASH, SIR"
  84. >The Seargant smiles
  85. >"Do you think you have what it takes to be a soldier, Private Dash?"
  86. >Rainbow isn't even blinking. Infact she hasn't done so for the last 5 minutes
  87. >"SIR, YES, SIR"
  88. >Great. So Rainbow Dash is suddenly the model soldier. Your bro is gone.
  89. >Sigh
  90. >Dash whips your ass with a wing
  91. >"STAND TO ATTENTION WHEN A COMMANDING OFFICER IS PRESENT, PRIVATE ANON"
  92. >Your ass burns from that wing-whip
  93. >The Seargant smiles
  94. >"Glad to have you onboard, Dash. Think you can train this monkey to dance?"
  95. >Dash breaks her composure and glares at the Seargant
  96. >"I'll make him sing."
  97. >You feel a slight push on your other buttock, the one that isn't sore
  98. >Look down and see Fluttershy tapping it with her wing
  99. >"D-do you like it when I whip it, Anon?"
  100. >Look back to Rainbow
  101. >Straight as a board
  102. >For once
  103. >Zing
  104. >Look at Twilight
  105. >Reading the Royal Army Travel Brochure
  106. >Look at Rarity
  107. >Stitching her name into everything she owns
  108. >Look at Pinkie Pie
  109. >She's crawling around on the ceiling, her head rotates 180 degrees and hisses at you
  110. >Look at Applejack
  111. >Her eyes reflect the pain and anguish of a broken mare. She looks like she's going to snap
  112. >Look at the wall infront of you
  113. God help me.
  114.  
  115. >3 hours later you're all stood outside in a line, the seargant addressing you all
  116. >"By the tight, juicy ass of Princess Celestia."
  117. >He looks at you all and shakes his head
  118. >"What in the seven levels of Tartarus did I do to deserve the most limp-dicked bunch of Griffon-lovers this side of Equestria?"
  119. >No one says anything
  120. >"Why the Blue Sky did I have to get you losers? Look at you!"
  121. >He prods Pinkie Pie
  122. >"Fat!"
  123. >Prods Twilight
  124. >"Unhealthy!"
  125. >Prods Rarity
  126. >"Prissy!"
  127. >Prods Applejack
  128. >"Unstable!"
  129. >Prods Fluttershy
  130. >She faints
  131. >"Fucking hell."
  132. >He moves on
  133. >Prods you
  134. >In the dick, since he can't reach any higher
  135. >"Sensual!"
  136. >Prods Rainbow Dash
  137. >"This one! This one is the only one that seems like she can actually do anything!"
  138. >Rainbow Dash does nothing, she remains still as a statue
  139. >She's utterly terrifying like that
  140. >"Now! The first thing you will be doing is an obstacle course!"
  141. >He turns to you
  142. >"Private Anon! Since you are deemed superior in every way to a pony, we need to train you harder than anyp0ny else!"
  143. >Groan
  144. >"Which is why you must do the obstacle course"
  145. >He points at the unconcious Fluttershy
  146. >"Carrying that!"
  147. >"READY? GO."
  148. >A whistle blows, causing 5 ponies and a pissed off looking ape to run foward towards the first obstacle
  149. >A wooden wall
  150. >Fuelled by your anger and your desire to go home, you underarm throw Fluttershy over the wall and leap over the entire thing
  151. >The other ponies let out a "woah" and you hear the Seargent let out a moan for some reason
  152. >Not Rainbow Dash though, she does the same
  153. >When you hit the floor, you roll and pick up Fluttershy under your arm
  154. >She woke up when she hit the floor
  155. >"Whu-what's going on? Oh! Anon! A-are we running away together?"
  156. You're supposed to be unconcious.
  157. >"My love for you woke me up!"
  158. Nah mate, I chucked you over a wall.
  159. >"O-oh"
  160. >Rainbow Dash is running alongside you, determination in her eyes
  161. >Your long strides allow you to keep up with her four stubby legs
  162. >The next obstacle is a running jump
  163. >Rainbow uses her wings to boost her over it, then carries on running
  164. >You just long-jump that shit
  165. >Fluttershy is screaming the entire time
  166. >"ANON! TOO FAST! SLOW DOWN!"
  167. >You ignore her and keep running for the rest of the day, Fluttershy clinging to your back like a scared animal
  168. >Several obstacles later you reach the end, panting for breath
  169. >Fluttershy falls off your back, twitching
  170. >Rainbow Dash arrives shortly after
  171. >She hovers up and pats you on the back
  172. >"Nice work, Soldier"
  173. Thanks, Dash
  174. >The Seargant was waiting for you both
  175. >"Well done, you two!"
  176. >He looks at you
  177. >"Especially you, Private Anonymous."
  178. >He holds a hoof up to his ear and mouths the words "call me" at you
  179. >Shudder
  180. >That night you lie in your bunk looking at the ceiling
  181. >You called top bunk, and Fluttershy took the bottom. Saying how if you fell through the mattress she'd catch you
  182. >You didn't argue
  183. >Look down at the other beds
  184. >Twilight is under the covers with a torch reading
  185. >Applejack is muttering something about what sounds like the pony version of vietnam
  186. >Something tells you this isn't her first time here
  187. >You sigh and look back at the ceiling
  188. >Your legs are dangling off the edge of the bed, since you're far too big for it.
  189. >You feel something lick your bare sole
  190. Fluttershy. Stop that.
  191. >You hear an eep and the licking stops
  192. >Close your eyes and think of your bed
  193. >Your lovely, warm, right-sized bed.
  194. >And your amazing breakfast of kings
  195. >You were going to have cucumbers and custard tomorrow
  196. >Why? Because you can.
  197. >Eventually drift off to what precious sleep you can get in your new home
  198. >You breathe out some words before you fall into a slumber
  199. Fffffucking Griffons...
  200.  
  201. >You wake up from a disturbance in your bed
  202. >Open your eyes and blink a few times
  203. >Daylight is streaming in through the windows
  204. >Turn your head
  205. >The Seargant is led next to you, tracing your chest with a hoof and biting his lower lip
  206. >He sees that's you're awake and leaps off the bed
  207. >"WAKEY WAKEY, RISE AND SHINE, LADIES."
  208. >You stare at him from your bed and hold back a whimper
  209. >Before you can jump off, Fluttershy flutters shyly up to you
  210. >"H-hi, Anon. Did you sleep well?"
  211. No.
  212. >"M-me too. Maybe we can sleep together tonight?"
  213. >She blushes and floats back down, coming face to face with the Seargant
  214. >"PRIVATE FLUTTERSHY. WHAT THE 18 GIANT CROTCHTITS ARE YOU DOING?"
  215. >She stammers
  216. >"N-nothing S-sir..."
  217. >He glares at her
  218. >"WELL YOU HAD BETTER START DOING SOMETHING BEFORE I MAKE YOU CLEAN THIS ENTIRE BARRACKS WITH YOUR TONGUE!"
  219. >She trembles and shapes up
  220. >"S-sir y-yes s-sir"
  221. >He turns away and bellows at the other ponies
  222. >"FORM UP!"
  223. >You all do so, you nearly trip over Dash as she bolts into position.
  224. >With as much willpower as you can muster, you straighten up and stare blankly at the wall
  225. >The Seargant starts pacing up and down
  226. >"NOW! TODAY YOU WILL ALL BE GIVEN NICKNAMES!"
  227. Oh god no.
  228. >He runs up to you
  229. >"WHAT WAS THAT, SUNSHINE?!"
  230. N-nothing! SIR!
  231. >"Damn right, nothing."
  232. >He goes back to pacing
  233. >"NOW! I WILL NOW NAME ALL OF YOU! YOU WILL WEAR THESE NAMES WITH PRIDE AND HONOR! YOU WILL CARRY THEM INTO BATTLE AND SCREAM THEM AS YOU RAM YOUR SPEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE ENEMY! AM I UNDERSTOOD?"
  234. >"SIR YES SIR"
  235. >He smiles
  236. >"Daaaaamn straight."
  237. >He begins at the end, at Twilight.
  238. >"YOU! YOU NEW NAME IS BOOKSMART!"
  239. >"Sir, thankyou, Sir!"
  240. >Rarity next
  241. >"SQUIGGLES!"
  242. >"Thankyou, darli- ahh, Sir."
  243. >Applejack
  244. >"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN SOME SHIT! YOU ARE NOW 'THE BURDENED!'"
  245. >You try your absolute hardest not to laugh
  246. >"Thankya' kindly, Sir."
  247. >Pinkie Pie
  248. >He looks at her incredulously, before nodding.
  249. >"THE BICYCLE!"
  250. >You are visibly smirking now and letting out short squeaks every few seconds
  251. >"WOO HOO!"
  252. >Rainbow Dash
  253. >"THIS SOLDIER OF FORTUNE IS NOW 'MONOCHROME'"
  254. >You can appreciate the irony
  255. >He comes to you and stares you in the face
  256. >You don't make eye contact
  257. >He ponders for a while, stroking his chin with a hoof
  258. >Then he gets a happy look
  259. >Brace yourself
  260. >"YOU ARE NOW 'THE SHAFT-MASTER'"
  261. Fuck you, Sir
  262. >He grins and promtly punches you in the leg
  263. >"SHOW SOME RESPECT, PRIVATE."
  264. >Finally he comes to Fluttershy
  265. >She cowers from him and whimpers
  266. >He looks down at the mare, who is nearly pissing herself in his presence
  267. >"YOU ARE NOW 'BLOODLETTER - CHAMPION OF DARKNESS'
  268. >She screams in fear and hides behind her hooves
  269. >You stare at her, bewildered
  270. >"NOW. YOU WILL ALL HEAD OUT THAT DOOR AND TO THE MESS HALL. DOUBLE TIME!"
  271. >You all jog out the door, you make sure to drag Fluttershy along by her tail on the way out
  272. >15 minutes later you and the mane 6 are sat around a table in the mess hall, surrounded by other soliders
  273. >They don't pay you any mind
  274. >Monochrome speaks up
  275. >"So what do you guys think of this place? Isn't it awesome!"
  276. Oh, so NOW you speak like a normal pony.
  277. >Take a bit of your sandwich - Two pieces of bread and a slice of frozen cheese covered in dirt pressed between them
  278. >"Sorry, "Shaft Master"."
  279. >The other ponies laugh
  280. You guys suck. I could be at home eating pumpkin right now
  281. >Booksmart speaks up
  282. >"It's not so bad, Shaft-master! Besides, we're all in this together! They even put us in the same squad!"
  283. Twilight. I don't think you full understand the magnitude of what we're doing here. We're going to war.
  284. >The Bicycle sits down with a mountain of grey shit on her plate
  285. >She promtly swallows all of it
  286. >"Isn't this gonna be fun, guys?!"
  287. >The Burdened speaks at last, her voice reflecting the unspeakable horror she must have witnessed at some point in her life
  288. >"It ain't fun, Bicycle. It stops bein' fun when ya' watch ya' best friends torn apart at the hands of a pack of Diamond Dogs, an' then her mangled remains get dragged into one of their breedin' holes and fed to the newborn pups"
  289. >The table goes quiet and you drop your sandwich onto the plate
  290. Fucking hell, Burdened.
  291. >The weeks pass by and training follows the same routine
  292. >Wake up
  293. >Shit shower shave
  294. >Stop Fluttershy's fetish attempt for the day - Military style
  295. >On the last day of Boot Camp she stops you before you get out of the shower, staring at your bare cock
  296. >"S-so is shower rape your fetish?"
  297. >You squeeze her neck with two fingers, catch her limp body before it falls and carry her out
  298. >The Seargant watches you pass, no towel covering you, and holding Fluttershy over your shoulder
  299. >"Oh my. Nice privates, Private."
  300. Go to hell, Sir.
  301. >He smirks
  302. >Once you're dressed and Fluttershy is woken up via cold water, you all stand in the middle of the barracks
  303. >Everyone looks...
  304. >...
  305. >The exact fucking same. Twilight is still beaming, Rarity somehow keeps pulling makeup out of nowhere and making herself look stunning, Pinkie Pie continues to bounce, Fluttershy is even now still groping your butt with a wing, Rainbow Dash stands as still as a rock, and Applejack has grown a stubble.
  306. >You aren't even kidding. Applejack has grown a fucking stubble.
  307. >Looks manly as shit, and compliments the bags under her eyes very well
  308. >Come to think of it, you don't remember her taking up smoking
  309. >Or the tattoo on her left foreleg that reads "Squad AB - Never Forget"
  310. >The Seargant walks paces up and down
  311. >He opens his mouth and begins what you can assume is going to be an incredibly long winded speech
  312. >"Wars over. Go home."
  313. YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
  314. >"Nope. Ended this morning. You were in basic training throughout the whole thing. Sucks, really."
  315. Well who won?
  316. >At that moment the doors to the barracks explode inwards and Grand High Commander in Chief Lord Warmaster Luna stand there, looking triamphant.
  317. >"HUZZAH! THE WAR HAS BEEN WON! HOW MANY ELEMENTS OF HARMONY DID WE LOSE?"
  318. >The Seargant replies without even batting an eyelid
  319. >"None, Milady"
  320. >"EXCELLENT WORK!"
  321. >She points at you
  322. >"ANONYMOUS! WE ARE INVITING YOU TO A VICTORY FEAST! COME!"
  323. >She prances over and drags you out by your collar
  324. >Fluttershy waves and watches you go
  325. >"G-goodbye Anon! Take pictures p-please!"
  326. FUCK YOU FLUTTERSHY
  327.  
  328. >8 hours later you're sat in your chair at home
  329. >You stare at the wall, admiring your now huge muscles and perfect physique
  330. >Boot Camp was horrible. You squadmates were horrible. Your drill seargant was horrible. The celebration-feast was horrible. The war was horrible. Everything was just horrible
  331. >But was it worth it?
  332. >You raise your spoon and chomp down on some Cabbage in Brine
  333. >Yeah. It was.
  334. >Bachelor 4 Lyfe.
  335.  
  336. The End

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