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[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight's Journal

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:41:59 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 9th, 2013
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  4. >Day 129 in Equestria
  5. >Wake up
  6. >Smell burning
  7. >Run downstairs
  8. >Your kitchen is on fire
  9. >Fluttershy is feeding the fire with gasoline
  10. >She sees you coming down the stairs, your face frozen in horror
  11. >"G-good morning, Anon! Is arson your fetish?"
  12. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.
  13.  
  14. >30 minutes later
  15. >Sat outside with a blanket draped over your shoulders
  16. >Firefighter Pones are putting out the last of the flames
  17. >Your house is a charred mess. A black smouldering ruin of what it once was
  18. >As is all your stuff
  19. >You're now homeless, have no money, no clothes, and nothing to your name
  20. >Fluttershy is sat on the ground next to you, playing with the grass and humming
  21. >She sees your look of despair and smiles at you
  22. >"W-would you like a daisy chain? They might be your fetish!"
  23. Why do you exist.
  24. >She shrinks away from your glare and goes back to constructing a childish clusterfuck of grass and flowers
  25. >She finishes and holds it towards you
  26. >"Ta daaah! I-it can be your first posession now that your house is gone!"
  27. Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or did that fall from Flight Camp do more damage than you like to let on?
  28. >She beams and tries to feed you a daisy
  29. >"Eat up, Anon!"
  30. >Slap her hoof away
  31. I swear to god if you even look at me from now on I'll hurt you
  32. >She looks away
  33. >You glare at the back of her head
  34. >She slowly turns her head back around
  35. >You see a teal eye looking at you from under her mane
  36. >Punch her in the face and stand up
  37. >A firepony comes over, he sees Fluttershy unconscious on the ground
  38. >"What happened?"
  39. She tripped.
  40.  
  41. 1/?
  42.  
  43. >Walk through Ponyville on the way to Twilights Library
  44. >She said you can stay there if anything bad happens
  45. >To your surprise, she meets you half way, panic in her eyes
  46. >"Anon! I saw smoke coming from where your house is!"
  47. House? What house. I don't have a house.
  48. >She gets the message and her ears droop
  49. >"O-oh... Sorry, Anon."
  50. >She offers a small smile and one of her ears perks up as she cocks her head slightly
  51. >"Do you... Want to stay at my place?"
  52. >Jesus fuck she's adorable.
  53. >Smile for the first time that morning
  54. Yes please, thanks, Twilight
  55. >She blushes
  56. >"You're welcome"
  57. >You follow her back to the Library, still in your boxers with a towel over your shoulders
  58. >The ground hurts like hell. You wish you had shoes at least.
  59. >Get to the Library
  60. >Spike greets you
  61. >"Hey, Anon."
  62. >He sniffs the air
  63. >You probably smell like smoke. Spike picks up on this
  64. >"Nice uhh. Smell!"
  65. Thanks. Fluttershy gave it to me.
  66. >"Oh! So you two are together now?"
  67. Well she got far more aquainted with my fist this morning
  68. >Twilight gasps. Spike laughs
  69. >Twilight turns to you, an appalled look on her face
  70. >"Anon! Did you punch Fluttershy?!"
  71. Yes. I did.
  72. >She stares at you
  73. >Spike also stares at you, but with more of a smirk on his face
  74. >"W-well... Don't!"
  75. >You pat her on the head and walk upstairs into her room
  76. >"WAIT! ANON DON'T GO IN THERE!"
  77.  
  78. 2/?
  79.  
  80. >Too late
  81. >You don't take orders from no one
  82. >Rebel
  83. >You push open her bedroom door, in time to see Twilight teleport in front of you and hastily try to hide a small purple book lying open on her bed
  84. >Raise an eyebrow
  85. Something you're hiding, Twilight?
  86. >You approach her, the grin on your face getting wider and the uncomfortable look on hers getting worse
  87. >"I-I, uhh"
  88. >Place a hand on her head again and ruffle her mane
  89. It's ok, Twi. I won't tell Celestia that you're practicing dark magic
  90. >She blinks
  91. >"Oh! Yeah. That. Please don't"
  92. >She laughs nervously
  93. >"So uhh. What exactly happened?"
  94. I woke up and Fluttershy was setting fire to my house.
  95. >Again, she's taken aback
  96. >"Just like that?"
  97. Oh yes.
  98. >"Oh. Ok."
  99. >Silence
  100. You got anything I can wear?
  101. >She suddenly takes notice that you're not wearing anything but your boxers and a towel
  102. >Since you're naturally protective of your body, it's rare that anyone sees your bare skin
  103. >She blushes a deep shade of red and stares at your chest
  104. >You snap your fingers in front of her eyes
  105. Eyes up here
  106. >She yelps at the snap and runs off, saying something about Rarity
  107. >You sigh and lie down on her bed, awaiting her return with your hands behind your head on her pillow and your legs hanging off the end of the bed
  108.  
  109. 3/?
  110.  
  111. >Staring at the ceiling is unbelievably boring.
  112. >You came to this conclusion after 10 minutes of doing fuck all
  113. >Groan
  114. >Sit up and look around
  115. >Look at the floor
  116. >See the corner of something poking out from under Twilight's bed
  117. >Grin
  118. Why hello there
  119. >Reach down and pull out the same purple book Twilight tried to hide
  120. >On closer inspection it's a journal
  121. >The lock on the front is hanging open, Twilight must have forgotten to lock it in her haste
  122. >Chuckle
  123. >This will be fun
  124. >Open the book to the first page and lie back on the bed, your new reading material in hand
  125. >First page: Introduction
  126. >"Dear Journal, my name is Twilight Sparkle and this journal is being used for my studies of the Alien being we know only as Anonymous, currently residing in Ponyville"
  127. Cool.
  128. >"September 14th: It's been three days since the Alien we now know as a "Human" arrived. He was weak from the portal that brought him here as a result of dangerous experiments conducted by myself and Princess Luna"
  129. >Sit up, your eyes widening
  130. ...The hell...?
  131. >"As a result of overestimating the energy levels that would have been released from the experiement, the rift, meant to be a portal from Ponyville to Canterlot to allow instantaneous access between the two locales, instead created an unstable gateway to another planet, which according to my calculations is far beyond this galaxy"
  132. >You gape at the journal
  133. >It was Twilight
  134. >She brought you here
  135.  
  136. 4/?
  137.  
  138. >You read on, rapidly reading the pages with conviction
  139. >"September 20th: Anonymous has shown signs of rapid improvement. The injuries from the rift have almost completely healed-"
  140. >You subconciously rub your leg, which you remember being a charred mess after you arrived
  141. >"-And his attitude towards us is cynical at best. I'm unsure if every Human acts this way, but he seems to regard us as a mere annoyance, not as a sentient species"
  142. >You flick the page over, the Fluttershy incident all but gone from your mind in light of these new developments
  143. >"September 21st: Anonymous continues to consider us pests, and attempts to convince him of our intellect have been met with what I can only describe as mockery"
  144. >"We showed him our most advanced creation, an arcane enchanted hydro-electric dam. He passed it off as something primitive and told us that where he comes from, they have machines that harvest the stars themselves"
  145. >It was true. Humanity was an impossibly advanced species before you were dragged from your own galaxy. Ships would fly up to a sun and harvest the extreme radiation from it, using it as fuel and storing it in little blue fuel cells. One cell could power a small fighter craft for a 100 years
  146. >"He calls us a 'Type 0' civilisation. When queried on this he laughed and said we wouldn't understand. It's infuriating to say the least"
  147. >You smile
  148. >They were primitive, but they had spirit. A lot like historians say humans once were when we were only confined to Earth
  149. >You lie back, not reading for a while, just staring at the ceiling contemplating ponies as a civilisation, the journal lying on your chest
  150. >You pick it back up and keep reading
  151. >"September 29th: Anonymous has fully recovered from his life-threatening post rift injuries. His body is resiliant to say the least. An interesting development is that a local pony, Fluttershy, has become infatuated with him. This is a remarkable new scenario and I would like to see it go further so that I may study interspecies relationships between two beings that aren't even from the same galaxy. These are exciting times for Equestria indeed"
  152. >Oh yeah. This was shortly after Fluttershy had started trying to lick you in public
  153. >Shudder
  154. >Creepy fucking horse
  155.  
  156. 5/?
  157.  
  158. >"October 3rd: Fluttershy has escalated her attempts to seduce Anonymous, turning to a more unorthadox approach: "Fetishes". Whether or not Anonymous will understand the concept, being from a completely different civilisation, I'm not sure. But I'm interested to see what comes of it"
  159. >She knows about it?! She always tries to pass it off as nothing. But instead she wants it to happen? Oh there will be words with that mare when she gets back
  160. >"October 7th: Anonymous has reacted violently to Fluttershy's sexual advances. She appeared at my house in tears earlier today claiming that Anonymous had kicked her, a fractured rib supported her claims. I brought this up to Anonymous and was met with defensive hostility. I was wary to push the issue further. Anonymous has shown frightening strength compared to even our strongest stallions. A testament to the might of his no doubt highly advanced species"
  161. >You wince at that
  162. >Twilight was scared of you? You didn't mean to hurt Fluttershy that day. But when she showed up dressed as a monster on your doorstep and tried to molest you with plastic tentacles, you kicked her away from you. A knee jerk reaction. It was justified.
  163. >...Wasn't it?
  164. >You read on
  165. >"October 8th: I have come to the conclusion that whatever species Anonymous deviates from, they must be a violent and aggressive people. Whether as a result of culture or circumstance, Anonymous has shown distrust towards the unknown, fear towards the unexplainable, and anger towards those that impede him. I have urged the citizens of Ponyville to stand down when he shows anger. We don't want anyone getting hurt"
  166. >So that's why everyone is so nice to you...
  167. >That hurts. More than it should
  168. >"I have also been in contact with Princess Celestia, and she has advised me to exercise extreme caution when near Anon."
  169. >Celestia doesn't trust you either. Strange. They mask their fear so well.
  170. >Carry on reading
  171. >"October 10th: I didn't want to admit it at first. But Anonymous scares me."
  172. >You feel cold all of a sudden
  173. >"Today we were in the Everfree Forest, outside Ponyville with my friends, the other Elements of Harmony. Anonymous must have a sense of adventure, despite his fear of the unknown, and pressed deeper into the woods. Eventually we went to far and Anonymous disturbed a Manticore."
  174. >You can see where this is going.
  175.  
  176. 6/?
  177.  
  178. >"Rather than running or trying to reason with the beast like a pony normally would, Anonymous killed it. In cold blood. When a pony is confronted with a problem, she will first reason, then assess the situation, if she can fight, she will, as I have once done. But if she knows her opponent is either no match or the whole thing can be avoided, she will run"
  179. >"Anonymous did no such thing. I watched in silent horror as he ran over to a tree and tore a branch straight off, as well as picking up a rock. Using his powerful arms he threw the rock straight at the Manticore's face, stunning it, before the Manticore could react, Anonymous mounted it over it's neck with remarkable agility and effortlessness"
  180. >"He then used the the branch to impale the Manticore, straight through the back of it's skull and penetrating the brain. Killing it instantly. He then dismounted, prodded it's body with a foot before turning to me and saying "Shall we continue?""
  181. >You put the book down again. Fluttershy was annoying the hell out of you that day. You thought Twilight would have at least picked up on that. She kept pestering you with fetish after fetish
  182. >"Oh Anon! Lets go behind that tree and explore each other!"
  183. >"Oh Anon! Does this forest air get you horny?"
  184. >"Oh Anon! Lets just embrace our love for each other!"
  185. >No control over herself
  186. >Naturally her friends thought it was a big joke, and laughed. You just wanted to get away from her, going deeper into the forest.
  187. >The Manticore was more of an outlet for your anger
  188. >You had never really considered it until now. But your anger for Fluttershy was channeled into you mercilessly killing an otherwise innocent and confused creature
  189.  
  190. 7/?
  191.  
  192. >Sighing, you continue reading Twilight's Journal
  193. >"I'm worried about the possibility of more Humans slipping through to this world. Anon makes it sound like they have a complete mastery over all forms of technology, I watched Anon single handedly butcher a Manticore, one of the most dangerous creatures in Equestria. I dread to think what a group of Anon's could do with the technology he boasts of"
  194. >Probably lay waste to this world. As they have done to countless others before it
  195. >There's no hiding it. Humanity grew into one of the most feared races in the galaxy. It reenacted it's fight for survival on Earth, pre-space travel, with the rest of the galaxy. On Earth, Humanity rose to the top, using brains and ruthless barbarity to tower above all over creatures on the planet, until they ruled the place.
  196. >They did the same to the Galaxy. Moving from planet to planet, stripping them of life and harvesting them of minerals to feed the ever growing and hungry war machine, all in the name of protecting Humanity from the "big scary galaxy"
  197. >You go back to Twilight's Journal
  198. >"Despite his obviously violent upbringing, the Princess believes that in time, we can rehabilitate Anon. And use him as a force for good."
  199. What's this?
  200. >"She belives that if Anonymous is subtley taught to prefer ponies over other species in Equestria, he will act as a guardian against the forces that threaten us. Namely, the Changeling Empire."
  201. The hell is a Changeling?
  202. >"When I confronted her on this matter, she told me that with Anonymous fighting on the Pony side of the many wars we fight, no other race in Equestria would dare to challenge us. I personally couldn't believe this side of the Princess. It's unnerving. Like the kindhearted and loving leader I once knew had shown her true colours"
  203. >To be honest, you're not surprised. No one rules for over a thousand years without having some kind of trick. It seems that the Hyper-aggressive alien is Celestia's new ace-in-the-hole
  204. >"She says it's all for the good of the kingdom. And to preserve Ponykind. I'm not sure I believe her."
  205.  
  206. 8/?
  207.  
  208. >Shake your head
  209. >Celestia is a tactician. She will abuse anything she has in her power to make sure that her kingdom stays safe. Lord knows Humanity once did.
  210. >You hear the door slam downstairs and Twilight call out your name
  211. >"Anon! We're back!"
  212. >You shut the journal and place it back under TWilight's bed
  213. >Walk out of her bedroom
  214. >Rarity stands there looking confused
  215. >She sees you and your nakedness, and her eyes widen
  216. >"Oh my. Hello, Anonymous! I'm here to ahh, make you some clothes."
  217. >You walk over to them and stretch out your arms while Rarity takes measurements
  218. >Twilight watches you, smiling
  219. >You give her a stoic look, suddenly her bright eyes seem a lot more calculating. And a lot less warm
  220. >Rarity lets out a satisfied breath
  221. >"There we are, darling! All done! I'll go and make you some clothes right now. Just stay here."
  222. >She trots out the door and closes it behind her with magic, Spike eagerly following her and asking to help
  223. >That leaves you in the room
  224. >With Twilight
  225.  
  226. 9/?
  227.  
  228. >"So, Anon!"
  229. >Turn to her
  230. Yes?
  231. >"What do you, uuhh, think of ponies?"
  232. >Narrow you eyes
  233. >She's testing you, to see if you're ready
  234. What do you mean?
  235. >"Oh you know. Ponies in general. Do you like us?"
  236. >Lets get this out of the way
  237. Do you want to know what I honestly think of ponies?
  238. >She nods enthusiasticly
  239. >You take a deep breath
  240.  
  241. 10/?
  242.  
  243. I think that you are the most devious race of creatures I've ever met. It's clear to me that you don't use brute force to solve your problems like my race does, instead you travel the darker path. Using trickery and fake smiles to accomplish your goals.
  244. >Twilight's smile fades, and her face is replaced with a look of worry
  245. I think that underneath the brightly coloured, happy looking exterior, there beats the heart of a patient hunter. Using everything to your advantage, even relying on other creatures to accomplish your goals. I think that deep down you aren't innocent, diplomatic creatures, preaching love and peace, and instead you're just waiting for the right time to elimate the other players from the board in a swift, calculated move
  246. >Her mouth is hanging open
  247. And finally, I am absolutely amazed at how well you hide it. Like your entire species has inherited this innate ability to lie and manipulate those around you, bending them to your will and making you seem like the good guys
  248. >Twilight stammers
  249. >"B-but... But..."
  250. No, Twilight. Don't.
  251. >You crouch down and look her in the eye
  252. >She moves her head back slightly, and you suddenly realise just how intimidating you must seem to them
  253. >Cowardly, weak, manipulative creatures, they are.
  254. >You tower over them, over twice as tall
  255. >You are even taller than Celestia, and far stronger in terms of muscular strength
  256. >You must seem like a demon to them. A terrifying monster from beyond dark space, come to their world to eat foals and wrestle dragons for fun
  257. >Truth is, you're just as scared of them as they are of you.
  258. >Primitive creatures. Hardly any grasp on science, and a basic understanding of the world around them. Relying on magic and gods to answer their questions
  259. >And yet they are absolutely terrifying.
  260.  
  261. 11/?
  262.  
  263. >You just want a quiet life. One to life out on a distant world far from home. Free of the oppressive Human government, and the propaganda they force down your throat to justify obiliterating a fledgling empire of a young spacefaring species
  264. >They sent a peace-envoy
  265. >Humanity made their sun go supernova
  266. >Yet for all your power, everything your species has accomplished. From faster than light travel to biological enhancements that allow you to dispatch Manticores with ease, you still find yourself scared of the unknown
  267. >And this world is everything you fear
  268. >Alien life. Strange customs. Annoying yellow pegasi, and secretly corrupt leaders trying to coax you into fighting the wars they're to scared to wage themselves
  269. >It's disgusting
  270. >Twilight trembles, she probably thinks that you're going to kill her. It would be so easy. Magic doesn't affect you very well. The best she could do is push you back slightly.
  271. >It took Celestia and Luna together to heal you, apparently
  272. I'm not going to hurt you, Twilight.
  273. >She calms, slighly.
  274. I just want to know why you've kept your journal a secret from me
  275. >She gasps, and hangs her head in shame
  276.  
  277. 12/?
  278.  
  279. >"You... Read it."
  280. Yeah, I did.
  281. >"I'm sorry, Anon! I thought that if you didn't know what was going on, you'd feel better!"
  282. I'm Human. It's in my nature to want to know what's going on.
  283. >"Are... You mad?"
  284. >You sigh and close your eyes
  285. >Then you open them after a few seconds
  286. No... I suppose I would have done the same
  287. >You smile, and Twilight lets out a small giggle
  288. >"So umm... You're not going to go on a rampage and kill everyp0ny"
  289. They only pony I want to kill is you, for keep it a secret from me
  290. >She squeals in fear as you grab her
  291. >Then she squirms and giggles with laughter as you tickle her relentlessly
  292. >Eventually you let her go and she lies on the floor, panting
  293. >Such a frail creature
  294. >Despite the secrets, lies, and government plans for you, you couldn't help but like these ponies.
  295. >Stupid, primitive, fearful creatures, they are.
  296. >Just like the early humans. You feel a sort of kinship towards them. So different, yet so similar.
  297. >Twilight, despite her methods and motives, has shown you kindness and hospitality during your time here. And you're thankful for that
  298. >Twilight gazes up at you
  299. >You loom her over, and growl, making claws with your hands in an exaggerated fashion then waving them around
  300. >She giggles again
  301. >"Do you... Want to go out to lunch, Anon?"
  302. >Smile
  303. >Genuinely
  304. Yes, I'd like that very much. As long as you don't write any journal entries about how much I scare you when I eat a sandwich
  305. >You both laugh and walk out the door
  306. >"Just promise me one thing, Anon"
  307. Shoot.
  308. >"Stop punching Fluttershy"
  309. I promise nothing.
  310.  
  311. 13/?
  312.  
  313. >You like Twilight.
  314. >Hell you like most ponies, other than Fluttershy
  315. >They scare the hell out of you, but you like them
  316. >It's all secrets and lies with these ponies.
  317. >Everything they do is probably done to get you on their side
  318. >Every action you do is secretly documented
  319. >Every thing you say is written down and decoded
  320. >Every emotion you show is used against you later on
  321. >But you can live with that
  322. >Look down at Twilight, who's trotting along happily
  323. >Realise that you're still naked, with a towel around your neck
  324. >Chuckle
  325. >She looks up at you and smiles
  326. >"What's so funny?"
  327. Nothing, Twilight.
  328. >And you wouldn't mind protecting them
  329. Nothing at all.
  330.  
  331. 14/14
  332. The End
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