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[FLUTTERRAPE] Beaches and Whores

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:43:17 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 10th, 2013
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  4. >Day 230 in Equestria
  5. >Feel something heavy land on your chest
  6. >Wake up and gasp
  7. >The Mane 6 are stood around your bed, with Pinkie Pie on your chest
  8. Pinkie.
  9. >"Anon"
  10. >She grins at you
  11. Don't say it-
  12. >"WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!"
  13. FUCKIN-
  14.  
  15. >DAY BEACH EPISODE IN EQUESTRIA
  16. >You lean your head against the window of the train carriage while the rest of the Mane 6 chat happily
  17. >Rainbow Dash takes a seat next to you
  18. >"Soo uhh. Anon! Do they have beaches where you're from?"
  19. I lived by the coast. Yes they have beaches.
  20. >"Cool! Maybe we could play some beach volleyball!"
  21. Oh, no thanks. I don't play that anymore
  22. >Not since the accident
  23. >Mental images of fire and screaming children fill your mind
  24. >Shudder
  25. >"Oh. Well don't worry, Anon. We'll find something for you to do!"
  26. >Grunt and get back to watching the trees and sights fly past the window
  27. >You listen to the ponies talk about anything and everything for about an hour
  28. >Before you put your own head through the glass in frustration, the train pulls into a station
  29. >Pinkie Pie squeals excitedly
  30. >"OHMYGOSH! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!"
  31. >You do a quick prayer to Jehovah before following them off the train and onto the platform
  32. >The sun glares down upon you and you see heatwaves rising from the platform
  33. >A bird flies out of the shade and into the sun, where it promtly sets on fire and falls onto the platform as a freshly cooked minature chicken-like object
  34. This shit's bananas.
  35. >"No it's not! It's a train station!"
  36. >Pinkie Pie giggles at her hilarious joke and bounces off the station towards the beach
  37. >You whistle
  38. >It's one hell of a beach
  39. >Stretching for a mile each way, gorgeous white sand and a glistening blue sea greet you
  40.  
  41. 1/?
  42.  
  43. >You take off your shoes and march onto the sand, despite the sun's rays, the sand is pleasantly warm, and softer than the finest sugar through your toes
  44. >Smile
  45. >Today's going to be a fine day
  46. >Your leg suddenly feels sticky and warm
  47. >Look down
  48. >Fluttershy is grinding and panting against your leg
  49. >Today's going to be a foul day
  50. >Kick her away and head towards the sea
  51. >Rarity trots by your side
  52. >"Now, Anonymous. I hope you have appropriate swimwear!"
  53. >Realise that you don't
  54. >You were actually dragged out of your bed 3 hours ago and thrown onto a train in your pajamas.
  55. >Fucking ponies
  56. >At least you sleep with your shoes on
  57. >They called you mad
  58. >You called it preparation
  59. >You get to comfortable distance away from the water's edge and lie on your back, enjoying the feeling on the sand around you and the moist dripping on your face
  60. >Sigh
  61. >Open your eyes
  62. >Fluttershy is leaning over you, drooling
  63. Do you mind?
  64. >"Y-you too"
  65. >Push her away and carry on sunbathing
  66. >Rarity throws down a mat
  67. >And an umbrella
  68. >And pays a nearby beachboy to fan her
  69. >"Isn't this marvellous, Anonymous?"
  70. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. Good weather, good location, good... uhh...
  71. >Watch Fluttershy build a sand dick-castle and grin at you
  72. ...Friends...
  73.  
  74. 2/?
  75.  
  76. >Rarity smiles
  77. >"All in all this should be a fabulous day out. You should go for a swim, dear!"
  78. I'm fine, thanks
  79. >She lets out an immature groan
  80. >"Pleeeeeaaase?"
  81. Fine, god.
  82. >You stand up and head towards the sea
  83. >"ANON!"
  84. >Look back
  85. >Rarity is livid
  86. >"You can't swim wearing that! Take it off! You've got to take the train ride home in that!"
  87. >Glare at her
  88. >She grins back
  89. >Look around
  90. >The entire beach is now looking at you
  91. >Dead silence
  92. >Seagulls have landed and are now staring
  93. >A pony in a miner's kit emerges from the sand, takes off his goggles and also begins staring
  94. >Twilight peers over the edge of a book
  95. >Rainbow Dash is sat up and grinning
  96. >Applejack nudges her stetson up her forehead to get a better look
  97. >Pinkie Pie is trembling with excitement
  98. >Fluttershy is masturbating inside a small fort she made around herself, shielding her bottom half from view
  99. You people are crazy
  100. >A brown pony takes off his shades and glares at you
  101. >"What do you mean, "You people?""
  102. >A slighly lighter brown pony snaps his head back to look at him
  103. >"What do YOU mean, "You people?""
  104. >Take one final look around the beach and sigh
  105. I'm in hell.
  106. >Take off your shirt
  107. >The beach cheers and ponies start crying with happiness
  108.  
  109. 3/?
  110.  
  111. >Ignore them as best you can and pass a group of war veterans on the way to the water
  112. >They're clapping and wiping tears from their eyes
  113. >"You did good, son. You did good"
  114. >You wish you were back home. This beach is too loud.
  115. >Walk into the sea and swim out as far as you can
  116. >Swim out to a bouy and lean against it, looking back at the beach
  117. >Pinkie Pie has started a "Creepy Alien took of his Shirt" party
  118. >You don't understand this place at all.
  119. >Close your eyes and enjoy the warmth of the water
  120. >Feel something nudge your leg
  121. >God you hope it's a shark
  122. >Look down
  123. >Worse
  124. >Fluttershy bursts out and gasps for breath
  125. >"Helloanonlookslikeyouandmeareoutherealone!"
  126. Say that again without sounding like a mentally handicapped person
  127. >"Umm... W-want to do it behind this bouy?"
  128. Do what, talk about politics? Religion?
  129. >"S-sex"
  130. But Fluttershy. I'm asexual.
  131. >"W-what does that mean?"
  132. It means I reproduce via spores. And that when I do eventually reproduce, another Anon grows off me then falls off, going away to live his own life.
  133. >"Really?"
  134. No, you fucking retard. Go back to your musk-castle and leave me in peace. I just want to enjoy the water
  135. >She frowns
  136. >"T-that wasn't very nice, Anon..."
  137. I didn't intend for it to be. Go away
  138. >She doggy paddles back to the beach
  139. >Rest against the bouy, kicking your legs in the water
  140. >See a large fin appear ahead of you, speeding towards you fast
  141. Oh thank god!
  142.  
  143. 4/?
  144.  
  145. >You eagerly await the sweet embrace of shark-death when a hideous creature of unfathomable horror burst out of the water where the fin was and peers at you
  146. >Some kind of disgusting shark/pony hybrid is staring at you in awe, it's 4 eyes blinking at the same time and it's mouth hanging open, revealing several rows of razor sharp teeth
  147. >"W-wow... What kind of c-creature are you?"
  148. I'm a human. What the hell are you?
  149. >"H-hi, human... I'm Swimmershy"
  150. >Your inner-Luna makes a brief cameo
  151. Art thou taking thine piss?
  152. >She then dissapears for the whole day, but she'll show up again later all of 3 seconds.
  153. >Fucking inner-luna
  154. >"S-so what do humans like to talk about?"
  155. Oh, you know. You eating me. You should eat me. Quickly.
  156. >Swimmershy gasps
  157. >"Oh no, I couldn't do that!"
  158. >She blushes
  159. >Somehow
  160. >"I-I think I'm in love with you!"
  161. >Stare at her
  162. >Look back at the beach
  163. >Fluttershy has erected a life-sized model of you, complete with giant penis and is praying to it
  164. >Look back at Swimmershy
  165. >She's nudging your crotch
  166. >Slap it
  167. Stop that. And also stop being in love with me.
  168. >"I-I can't help it! I fell in love the moment you took your shirt off!"
  169. Seriously.
  170. >"Yes! Come with me back to my watery home! We can m-make love and have lots of spawn together!"
  171. >You think of shark tits
  172. >Shake your head
  173. >It's just not the same
  174. Sorry, but I'm not available
  175. >She/It looks sad
  176. >"Oh... Ok... Who are you dating?"
  177.  
  178. 5/?
  179.  
  180. >Think of a cunning plan
  181. >Grin
  182. >Drape your arm over the shark-thing
  183. >The water gets a hell of a lot warmer
  184. >Gross
  185. >Point at Fluttershy on the beach
  186. >She's now sucking off the statue's sand-dick while tourists take photos
  187. See that delightful creature?
  188. >"Y-yes?"
  189. She owns me. And human uhhh, law, dicatates that those who kill my partner become my new partner.
  190. >Slap her on where you think it's arse is
  191. Off you go!
  192. >The shark takes off like a bullet towards Fluttershy, who was right next to the water. Had to be, to create her statue out of wet sand
  193. >You swim after it at a leisurely pace, chuckling
  194. >Watch as the shark lauches itself onto land at Fluttershy and drags her back into the water, kicking and screaming
  195. >Pass the brutal melee and walk out of the water onto the beach
  196. You're doing great, Swimmershy! Keep it up!
  197. >Lie back on the sand, and let out a content sigh
  198. >Rarity speaks up
  199. >"Uhh, Anon? Why is Fluttershy fighting a shark?"
  200. >Sit up
  201. >Fluttershy and the sharkpony are rolling around on the sand, Fluttershy covered in blood and the shark covered in deep cuts
  202. >Both are screaming at the top of their lungs and proclaiming their love for you
  203. >Shrug
  204. Dunno. I think the 'heat' just got to them both
  205. >Chuckle at your incredible sense of humour
  206. >Rarity sighs
  207. >"You're never going to get laid"
  208.  
  209. 6/?
  210.  
  211. >You spend the rest of the afternoon watching Fluttershy fend off a horror from the deep
  212. >Some jocks had built a ring around them, and were taking bets
  213. >You bet 5 bits on Swimmershy
  214. >Both creatures showed amazing stamina in the face of death and fuelled by their love for you
  215. >To your disappointment, Fluttershy manages to fight her off and send her running back to the ocean
  216. >Swimmershy shouts over her shoulder
  217. >"I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY, ANON!"
  218. >You grimace and hand the betting jock your money
  219. >He didn't ask where you got it from, since you didn't bring a bag
  220. >It was hammerspace, you swear
  221. >The sun heads towards the horizon and Twilight decides to call it a day
  222. >The rest of the ponies agree and you all head back to the train
  223. >You carry Pinkie Pie, who got so drunk she passed out
  224. >Applejack carries Fluttershy, who looks quite dead from the horrific injuries she sustained from fighting a shark
  225. >She'll be fine
  226. >You all board the train and you place Pinkie Pie next to you, her head resting on your lap and snoozing gently
  227. >D'aww
  228. >Look back out the window
  229. >Today was interesting
  230. >Silence for a while
  231. >The trees skim past and you sigh happily
  232. >Despite everything, being dragged out your house against your will, being forced to remove your shirt by an entire beach, having a creature from the deeps fall in love with you, sending said creature to maul your rapist and taking bets on said fight
  233. >It was a pretty cool day
  234. >You get home at about 8 o Clock and are so tired that you just walk upstairs and get into bed
  235.  
  236. 7/?
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  238. >You enjoy the warmth of your pillow and reflect back on the day
  239. >Fluttershy took one hell of a beating
  240. >You don't know whether you should be scared of proud of her
  241. >In any case, you're glad to be back home
  242. >Silence
  243. >Your eyes bolt wide open
  244. >Feel a raspy breathe on the back of your neck
  245. >Slowly turn over to face it
  246. >A shark looks back at you
  247. >"HELLO, ANON! NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR SPAWN TOGETHER!"
  248. A POX UPON THOU, DAMNABLE SWIMMING-SHY!
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  251. The End
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  268. ALTERNATE ENDING FOR THE FOLKS THAT LIKE WET-MANED PONIES
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  270. >You enjoy the warmth of your pillow and reflect back on the day
  271. >Fluttershy took one hell of a beating
  272. >You don't know whether you should be scared of proud of her
  273. >In any case, you're glad to be back home
  274. >Silence
  275. >Your eyes bolt wide open
  276. >Feel a raspy breathe on the back of your neck
  277. >Slowly turn over to face it
  278. >A shark looks back at you
  279. >It's wearing a blonde wig, which is soaking wet, causing strands of hair to stick to it's slimy skin
  280. >"HELLO, ANON! NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR SPAWN TOGETHER!"
  281. A POX UPON THOU, DAMNABLE SWIMMING-SHY!
  282.  
  283. The End.
/FLUTTERRAPE/

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