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[FLUTTERRAPE] Beaches and Whores

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 10:50:50
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 10th, 2013
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  4. >Day 230 in Equestria
  5. >Feel something heavy land on your chest
  6. >Wake up and gasp
  7. >The Mane 6 are stood around your bed, with Pinkie Pie on your chest
  8. Pinkie.
  9. >"Anon"
  10. >She grins at you
  11. Don't say it-
  12. >"WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!"
  13. FUCKIN-
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  15. >DAY BEACH EPISODE IN EQUESTRIA
  16. >You lean your head against the window of the train carriage while the rest of the Mane 6 chat happily
  17. >Rainbow Dash takes a seat next to you
  18. >"Soo uhh. Anon! Do they have beaches where you're from?"
  19. I lived by the coast. Yes they have beaches.
  20. >"Cool! Maybe we could play some beach volleyball!"
  21. Oh, no thanks. I don't play that anymore
  22. >Not since the accident
  23. >Mental images of fire and screaming children fill your mind
  24. >Shudder
  25. >"Oh. Well don't worry, Anon. We'll find something for you to do!"
  26. >Grunt and get back to watching the trees and sights fly past the window
  27. >You listen to the ponies talk about anything and everything for about an hour
  28. >Before you put your own head through the glass in frustration, the train pulls into a station
  29. >Pinkie Pie squeals excitedly
  30. >"OHMYGOSH! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!"
  31. >You do a quick prayer to Jehovah before following them off the train and onto the platform
  32. >The sun glares down upon you and you see heatwaves rising from the platform
  33. >A bird flies out of the shade and into the sun, where it promtly sets on fire and falls onto the platform as a freshly cooked minature chicken-like object
  34. This shit's bananas.
  35. >"No it's not! It's a train station!"
  36. >Pinkie Pie giggles at her hilarious joke and bounces off the station towards the beach
  37. >You whistle
  38. >It's one hell of a beach
  39. >Stretching for a mile each way, gorgeous white sand and a glistening blue sea greet you
  40. >You take off your shoes and march onto the sand, despite the sun's rays, the sand is pleasantly warm, and softer than the finest sugar through your toes
  41. >Smile
  42. >Today's going to be a fine day
  43. >Your leg suddenly feels sticky and warm
  44. >Look down
  45. >Fluttershy is grinding and panting against your leg
  46. >Today's going to be a foul day
  47. >Kick her away and head towards the sea
  48. >Rarity trots by your side
  49. >"Now, Anonymous. I hope you have appropriate swimwear!"
  50. >Realise that you don't
  51. >You were actually dragged out of your bed 3 hours ago and thrown onto a train in your pajamas.
  52. >Fucking ponies
  53. >At least you sleep with your shoes on
  54. >They called you mad
  55. >You called it preparation
  56. >You get to comfortable distance away from the water's edge and lie on your back, enjoying the feeling on the sand around you and the moist dripping on your face
  57. >Sigh
  58. >Open your eyes
  59. >Fluttershy is leaning over you, drooling
  60. Do you mind?
  61. >"Y-you too"
  62. >Push her away and carry on sunbathing
  63. >Rarity throws down a mat
  64. >And an umbrella
  65. >And pays a nearby beachboy to fan her
  66. >"Isn't this marvellous, Anonymous?"
  67. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. Good weather, good location, good... uhh...
  68. >Watch Fluttershy build a sand dick-castle and grin at you
  69. ...Friends...
  70. >Rarity smiles
  71. >"All in all this should be a fabulous day out. You should go for a swim, dear!"
  72. I'm fine, thanks
  73. >She lets out an immature groan
  74. >"Pleeeeeaaase?"
  75. Fine, god.
  76. >You stand up and head towards the sea
  77. >"ANON!"
  78. >Look back
  79. >Rarity is livid
  80. >"You can't swim wearing that! Take it off! You've got to take the train ride home in that!"
  81. >Glare at her
  82. >She grins back
  83. >Look around
  84. >The entire beach is now looking at you
  85. >Dead silence
  86. >Seagulls have landed and are now staring
  87. >A pony in a miner's kit emerges from the sand, takes off his goggles and also begins staring
  88. >Twilight peers over the edge of a book
  89. >Rainbow Dash is sat up and grinning
  90. >Applejack nudges her stetson up her forehead to get a better look
  91. >Pinkie Pie is trembling with excitement
  92. >Fluttershy is masturbating inside a small fort she made around herself, shielding her bottom half from view
  93. You people are crazy
  94. >A brown pony takes off his shades and glares at you
  95. >"What do you mean, "You people?""
  96. >A slighly lighter brown pony snaps his head back to look at him
  97. >"What do YOU mean, "You people?""
  98. >Take one final look around the beach and sigh
  99. I'm in hell.
  100. >Take off your shirt
  101. >The beach cheers and ponies start crying with happiness
  102. >Ignore them as best you can and pass a group of war veterans on the way to the water
  103. >They're clapping and wiping tears from their eyes
  104. >"You did good, son. You did good"
  105. >You wish you were back home. This beach is too loud.
  106. >Walk into the sea and swim out as far as you can
  107. >Swim out to a bouy and lean against it, looking back at the beach
  108. >Pinkie Pie has started a "Creepy Alien took of his Shirt" party
  109. >You don't understand this place at all.
  110. >Close your eyes and enjoy the warmth of the water
  111. >Feel something nudge your leg
  112. >God you hope it's a shark
  113. >Look down
  114. >Worse
  115. >Fluttershy bursts out and gasps for breath
  116. >"Helloanonlookslikeyouandmeareoutherealone!"
  117. Say that again without sounding like a mentally handicapped person
  118. >"Umm... W-want to do it behind this bouy?"
  119. Do what, talk about politics? Religion?
  120. >"S-sex"
  121. But Fluttershy. I'm asexual.
  122. >"W-what does that mean?"
  123. It means I reproduce via spores. And that when I do eventually reproduce, another Anon grows off me then falls off, going away to live his own life.
  124. >"Really?"
  125. No, you fucking retard. Go back to your musk-castle and leave me in peace. I just want to enjoy the water
  126. >She frowns
  127. >"T-that wasn't very nice, Anon..."
  128. I didn't intend for it to be. Go away
  129. >She doggy paddles back to the beach
  130. >Rest against the bouy, kicking your legs in the water
  131. >See a large fin appear ahead of you, speeding towards you fast
  132. Oh thank god!
  133. >You eagerly await the sweet embrace of shark-death when a hideous creature of unfathomable horror burst out of the water where the fin was and peers at you
  134. >Some kind of disgusting shark/pony hybrid is staring at you in awe, it's 4 eyes blinking at the same time and it's mouth hanging open, revealing several rows of razor sharp teeth
  135. >"W-wow... What kind of c-creature are you?"
  136. I'm a human. What the hell are you?
  137. >"H-hi, human... I'm Swimmershy"
  138. >Your inner-Luna makes a brief cameo
  139. Art thou taking thine piss?
  140. >She then dissapears for the whole day, but she'll show up again later all of 3 seconds.
  141. >Fucking inner-luna
  142. >"S-so what do humans like to talk about?"
  143. Oh, you know. You eating me. You should eat me. Quickly.
  144. >Swimmershy gasps
  145. >"Oh no, I couldn't do that!"
  146. >She blushes
  147. >Somehow
  148. >"I-I think I'm in love with you!"
  149. >Stare at her
  150. >Look back at the beach
  151. >Fluttershy has erected a life-sized model of you, complete with giant penis and is praying to it
  152. >Look back at Swimmershy
  153. >She's nudging your crotch
  154. >Slap it
  155. Stop that. And also stop being in love with me.
  156. >"I-I can't help it! I fell in love the moment you took your shirt off!"
  157. Seriously.
  158. >"Yes! Come with me back to my watery home! We can m-make love and have lots of spawn together!"
  159. >You think of shark tits
  160. >Shake your head
  161. >It's just not the same
  162. Sorry, but I'm not available
  163. >She/It looks sad
  164. >"Oh... Ok... Who are you dating?"
  165. >Think of a cunning plan
  166. >Grin
  167. >Drape your arm over the shark-thing
  168. >The water gets a hell of a lot warmer
  169. >Gross
  170. >Point at Fluttershy on the beach
  171. >She's now sucking off the statue's sand-dick while tourists take photos
  172. See that delightful creature?
  173. >"Y-yes?"
  174. She owns me. And human uhhh, law, dicatates that those who kill my partner become my new partner.
  175. >Slap her on where you think it's arse is
  176. Off you go!
  177. >The shark takes off like a bullet towards Fluttershy, who was right next to the water. Had to be, to create her statue out of wet sand
  178. >You swim after it at a leisurely pace, chuckling
  179. >Watch as the shark lauches itself onto land at Fluttershy and drags her back into the water, kicking and screaming
  180. >Pass the brutal melee and walk out of the water onto the beach
  181. You're doing great, Swimmershy! Keep it up!
  182. >Lie back on the sand, and let out a content sigh
  183. >Rarity speaks up
  184. >"Uhh, Anon? Why is Fluttershy fighting a shark?"
  185. >Sit up
  186. >Fluttershy and the sharkpony are rolling around on the sand, Fluttershy covered in blood and the shark covered in deep cuts
  187. >Both are screaming at the top of their lungs and proclaiming their love for you
  188. >Shrug
  189. Dunno. I think the 'heat' just got to them both
  190. >Chuckle at your incredible sense of humour
  191. >Rarity sighs
  192. >"You're never going to get laid"
  193. >You spend the rest of the afternoon watching Fluttershy fend off a horror from the deep
  194. >Some jocks had built a ring around them, and were taking bets
  195. >You bet 5 bits on Swimmershy
  196. >Both creatures showed amazing stamina in the face of death and fuelled by their love for you
  197. >To your disappointment, Fluttershy manages to fight her off and send her running back to the ocean
  198. >Swimmershy shouts over her shoulder
  199. >"I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY, ANON!"
  200. >You grimace and hand the betting jock your money
  201. >He didn't ask where you got it from, since you didn't bring a bag
  202. >It was hammerspace, you swear
  203. >The sun heads towards the horizon and Twilight decides to call it a day
  204. >The rest of the ponies agree and you all head back to the train
  205. >You carry Pinkie Pie, who got so drunk she passed out
  206. >Applejack carries Fluttershy, who looks quite dead from the horrific injuries she sustained from fighting a shark
  207. >She'll be fine
  208. >You all board the train and you place Pinkie Pie next to you, her head resting on your lap and snoozing gently
  209. >D'aww
  210. >Look back out the window
  211. >Today was interesting
  212. >Silence for a while
  213. >The trees skim past and you sigh happily
  214. >Despite everything, being dragged out your house against your will, being forced to remove your shirt by an entire beach, having a creature from the deeps fall in love with you, sending said creature to maul your rapist and taking bets on said fight
  215. >It was a pretty cool day
  216. >You get home at about 8 o Clock and are so tired that you just walk upstairs and get into bed
  217. >You enjoy the warmth of your pillow and reflect back on the day
  218. >Fluttershy took one hell of a beating
  219. >You don't know whether you should be scared of proud of her
  220. >In any case, you're glad to be back home
  221. >Silence
  222. >Your eyes bolt wide open
  223. >Feel a raspy breathe on the back of your neck
  224. >Slowly turn over to face it
  225. >A shark looks back at you
  226. >"HELLO, ANON! NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR SPAWN TOGETHER!"
  227. A POX UPON THOU, DAMNABLE SWIMMING-SHY!
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  229. The End
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  246. ALTERNATE ENDING FOR THE FOLKS THAT LIKE WET-MANED PONIES
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  248. >You enjoy the warmth of your pillow and reflect back on the day
  249. >Fluttershy took one hell of a beating
  250. >You don't know whether you should be scared of proud of her
  251. >In any case, you're glad to be back home
  252. >Silence
  253. >Your eyes bolt wide open
  254. >Feel a raspy breathe on the back of your neck
  255. >Slowly turn over to face it
  256. >A shark looks back at you
  257. >It's wearing a blonde wig, which is soaking wet, causing strands of hair to stick to it's slimy skin
  258. >"HELLO, ANON! NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR SPAWN TOGETHER!"
  259. A POX UPON THOU, DAMNABLE SWIMMING-SHY!
  260.  
  261. The End.

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