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[REQUEST] Baratone - The Little Fluttershy

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 09:31:33 PM
3rd July 2021 11:22:32 AM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 26th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. Baratone: "Hello Nebulus you are very cool and also I want you to write a story
  5. Nebulus: "Well ok then, Baratone. Anything for you"
  6. Baratone: "You are cool"
  7. Nebulus: "Yes."
  8.  
  9. Then this happened.
  10. ----------
  11. >Day Equeous in Aquestria
  12. >Wait, I fucked that up. Lemmie try that again.
  13. >Day Aqueous in Equestria
  14. >Be Fluttershy - Sea Pony
  15. >Wake up
  16. >Shit, shower, shave.
  17. >You shit, and watch it float upwards
  18. >Shower, by just living in the sea
  19. >Shave
  20. >You don't actually shave.
  21. >Swim around your cave and make some breakfast
  22. >Delicious algae
  23. >Finish eating and head out for the day
  24. >It's a boring life
  25. >You spend most of the time getting pampered because of your father's position - King of the Seaponies
  26. >Recently, he's been pestering you about getting married
  27. >But nop0ny around here is very interesting
  28. >Or nice
  29. >You sigh and continue drifting through the ocean currents on the way to your destination: Father's house
  30. >It's a massive cave, a few guards are posted outside, holding tridents and wearing bored expressions
  31. >Can't really blame them, it's incredibly dull around here
  32. >They see you coming and let you past, grunting something about him expecting you
  33. >You drift over to the 'Throne room'
  34. >It's just a pile of nice looking rocks that father likes to sit on
  35. >Father sees you enter, and he smiles warmly
  36. >"Fluttershy! How are you, my sweet?"
  37. Umm... I-I'm ok...
  38. >"That's my girl! Listen, I have wonderful news! You're getting married!"
  39. W-what?
  40. >You try your best to look angry
  41. >Instead you end up hiding behind your mane
  42. >Fucking social anxiety disorder
  43. >He laughs heartily
  44. >"That's right! I found you a great guy. He's strong, looks pretty good and has a very prestigious job!"
  45. But I don't want-
  46. >"Who is he, you ask? Why, he's right outside!"
  47. >Father bellows at the top of his lungs
  48. >"RODNEY! GET IN HERE!"
  49. >A bright green seapony swims into the room
  50. >He carries himself with an arrogance rarely seen around these parts
  51. >"Kingy. 'Shy. Sup?"
  52. >Father laughs
  53. >"Oh you. You and your "hip" new phrases"
  54. F-father, I don't-
  55. >"The wedding is next week, Fluttershy. You two go have fun bonding or whatever it is kids do these days"
  56. But-
  57. >Rodney grabs your arm and drags you out of the cave
  58. >Father grins and waves as you go
  59. >Rodney drags you behind the cave, out of sight.
  60. >"So, babe. We gonna do it or what?"
  61. >He starts performing the seapony mating ritual
  62. >Gurgling and marking the area with his scent while having a seizure
  63. >You shake your head and swim away before he can start the second act of the ritual - Rigorous public masturbation
  64. >You try to fight back tears and other complicated emotions that you don't fully understand due to a terrible upbringing
  65. >You're a princess of the Seaponies, for Azshara's sake. You deserve better than this
  66. >You think about your options
  67. >Princess
  68. >Wealthy
  69. >Famous
  70. >Loved by all
  71. >...
  72. >Welp. Looks like suicide is your only option. Ahh, the curse of being an angsty teenager.
  73. >You turn your gaze to the surface
  74. >Shudder
  75. >Father always said that terrible monsters lurk beyond the surface
  76. >And that there's no water, so seaponies will die if they stay there too long
  77. >Sounds good enough.
  78. L-let's get this suicide on the road!
  79. >You speed along towards the surface in a diagonal direction
  80. >The seabed is getting closer to the surface, along with you
  81. >You wonder what it will look like on the surface, and how scary the monsters will be
  82. >Quivering with excitement from the idea of your imminent death, you surge through the water, the bright lights above the water becoming more alluring with each second
  83. >When you are a few inches from the surface, you pause
  84. >May as well savour the moment
  85. >You slowly poke your head through the water and look around
  86. >And there it is.
  87. >'Land', as Father called it.
  88. >It's wonderful.
  89. >You look out upon the surface world, your mouth under the water so you can breathe
  90. >There's sand up here, as well. And strange looking creatures. They look like seaponies. But they don't have fins
  91. >Something catches your eye
  92. >You look towards one of the creatures running along the sand, giggling
  93. >She's holding something in her mouth
  94. >Looks like a piece of clothing, like the kind Father has in his private collection
  95. >And then
  96. >In a barrage of profanity, rage, and incoherent screaming, you see him
  97. >A tall creature unlike anything you've ever seen is chasing the landpony
  98. >His long legs allow him to stride after it, bounding over the sand at an incredible speed
  99. >"I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING PANTS YOU SON OF A BITCH"
  100. >The landpony laughs and shouts back over the 'pants' in her mouth
  101. >"YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST, MONKEY BOY!"
  102. >Monkey Boy... What a beautiful name
  103. >You stare, transfixed by the majesty of the creature before you
  104. >He eventually catches up to the landpony and tackles her, his strong arms ripping the pants out of her mouth and swiftly hitting her in the ribs
  105. >The landpony squeals as Monkey Boy drags her by her tail towards the ocean
  106. >"NO! ANON, PLEASE DON'T!"
  107. >The landpony is laughing while she pleads
  108. >'Anon' hurls her into the sea with a roar
  109. >He's so strong...
  110. >The landpony hits the sea quite a distance away from you
  111. >Anon spits on the sand and glares at the place where the landpony hit the water
  112. >His eyes scan the ocean
  113. >And then he looks directly at you
  114. >You both hold each other's gaze for what seems like an eternity
  115. >Your heart flutters and your jaw drops open under the water
  116. >Anon raises an eyebrow and offers a slight wave
  117. >You stick a fin out of the water and wave back
  118. >The cold air feels strange on your fin. But you don't care. All that you care about now is Anon
  119. >Beautiful, beautiful Anon
  120. >He turns away from you and walks further inland
  121. W-wait! Don't go...
  122. >He probably didn't hear it. You whispered it and your mouth is underwater
  123. >You sigh and watch him go
  124. >Once he's out of sight you duck back below the water and start to head home
  125. >Your mind is nothing but Anon
  126. >His exotic body
  127. >His strength
  128. >His voice
  129. >Everything about him screams sex appeal.
  130. >You wouldn't mind marrying him instead of Rodney...
  131. >...
  132. BY AZSHARA.
  133. >You swim back home as fast as you can, a plan forming in your mind
  134. >You'll need to pay a visit to a friend first
  135. >Well, not exactly a friend... More of a-
  136.  
  137. >"Fluttershy! My dear! How are you?"
  138. >You wince as Chrysalis drapes tentacle over your shoulder
  139. >She's a gross combination of an octopus, a seapony, and cheese.
  140. >Seriously. She's covered in holes.
  141. F-fine, Chrysalis...
  142. >"Come now, Fluttershy. You can call me Chrys."
  143. Chris?
  144. >"Sure. Why not. What can I do for you?"
  145. Umm... W-well I was wondering if you c-could turn m-me into a landpony...
  146. >"A Pony, you say? Hmm... That sounds plausible. Though there are three kinds, you know. Which do you desire to be?"
  147. O-oh. Umm. W-what kinds are there?
  148. >"Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies."
  149. Ok... Unicorn sounds uhh. Nice.
  150. >"I don't do Unicorns, Pick another"
  151. Earth Pony?
  152. >"Don't be boring, Fluttershy"
  153. ...
  154. >"Pegasus it is!"
  155. >She squeezes your shoulder with her tentacle
  156. >"But as you know... I'll want something in return..."
  157. I-I can give you all the gold you want?
  158. >"No no, darling. I require something a bit more valuable than gold."
  159. >You tremble
  160. >"Although, you haven't told me. Why exactly do you want to become a pony?"
  161. Oh! Well I found the most wonderful thing above land and he's strong and handsome and has a really big d-
  162. >"Slow down, deary. What's this about a really big D?"
  163. >You tell Chris about your adventure to the surface, and the incredible being called "Anon"
  164. >Chris smiles at you and develops a hungry look in her eye as you tell your story
  165. >"He sounds... Magnificent"
  166. Oh he is! I-I'm going to marry him... He'll have to when I tell him that I'm a princess!
  167. >Chris coughs and averts her gaze for a moment
  168. >"Yes, well. All in good time, my dear. Now, about that payment"
  169. Of course. What do you want?
  170. >Chris ponders this
  171. >He smile widens
  172. >"I want your voice."
  173. M-my voice?
  174. >"Of course! That's my offer. I turn you into a pony, but you give me your voice."
  175. I-I don't know...
  176. >"Take it or leave it, dear. I'll give you time to think about it."
  177. >She turns around and starts checking herself out in a mirror, dragging a bone-comb through her thin green holey hair
  178. B-but I thought you were going to ask for something else... D-don't you want to help me?
  179. >Chris turns to face you again
  180. >"But of course my dear! That's what I do!"
  181. >You hear music begin in the background
  182. >Chris spins to the source of it
  183. >A few seaponies with various instruments are sat in the corner
  184. >"We doin' a musical number, ma'am?"
  185. >Chris growls
  186. >"We don't have a big enough budget for a musical number, boys. You know that. Get the hell out of here!"
  187. >The seaponies grumble and pack up their kit, swimming out of the cave in search of more musical number opportunities
  188. I... Uhh-
  189. >"Don't mind them, darling. Times are tough with this economy. But I can't afford to be singing, as much as I'd like to."
  190. >You stare at her, perplexed
  191. >She clears her throat
  192. >"Now uhh. Your voice, please."
  193. B-but I like my voice! And how will I woo Anon without it?
  194. >"Body language, darling. Just shake your hips a few times and give him the ol' bedroom eyes"
  195. I don't know...
  196. >"Look, Fluttershy. Stallions don't tend to care much about what you have to say, only what you can do with your lips. Just show him a good time, and he'll be all over you."
  197. Really?
  198. >"Yes. Now. You must make Anon fall in love with you within 3 hours, or else you'll turn back into a Seapony. And also you'll become my sex-slave."
  199. >She strokes you with a tentacle
  200. >Shudder
  201. >"Voice. Gimmie."
  202. Ok... L-lets do it.
  203. >"Wonderful! Just sign here"
  204. >She materialises a contract
  205. >You read it carefully
  206. >"I O U 1 VOICE - ........"
  207. >You write your name on the dotted line and the scroll vanishes in a flash of green fire
  208. >Chris chuckles
  209. >"Excellent"
  210. >She cracks her neck and begins waving her hooves around
  211. >She breakdances in front of you for a few seconds, then switches it up to a slow ballroom dance
  212. >You watch, confused as hell
  213. >Once the ballroom dance is done, Chris recites a few lines of the Seapony national anthem, sneezes, kicks over a rock and slaps you.
  214. >"Hocus Pocus, Make this Seapony a Land-horse."
  215. What-
  216. >There's a loud explosion and a flash of green, followed by you blacking out
  217.  
  218. >Waves gently crash against the shore, and you stir from your sleep
  219. >Yawning, you look around
  220. >You're sat on sand, and can see the ocean stretching before you
  221. >Gasp
  222. >You stand up, then fall over
  223. >Looking down, you see that your fins and tail are now 4 legs
  224. >You shakily stand up, your legs wobbling violently
  225. >Breathe out slowly
  226. >Ok, Fluttershy. You can do this. You're just a land-creature. You'll be fine
  227. >"Who are you talking to?"
  228. >You scream and take off running towards the ocean, tripping up several times along the way
  229. >You reach the water and throw yourself in, your mouth filling with salt-water
  230. >Tastes like shit
  231. >You try to breathe but find that the water can no longer sustain you
  232. >Damnable biology
  233. >A pair of hands wrenches you out of the water
  234. >You gasp for air
  235. >"Are you insane?"
  236. >You gaze up at your saviour
  237. >Anon stares down at you, a concerned look on his face
  238. >You try not to cream yourself right then and there
  239. >You fail
  240. >Pray that your water drenched fur covers it up
  241. >Anon sniffs the air
  242. >"What is that... Oh."
  243. >He drops you
  244. >"Fuckin' horse."
  245. >He walks off, leaving you panting in the shallow waters
  246. >Sit up
  247. >Stare at his ass
  248. >Oh Azshara you need a piece of that
  249. >Scramble to your feet and stumble after him
  250. >Trot alongside him
  251. >He looks down and rolls his gorgeous eyes
  252. >"Look uhhh. What's your name?"
  253. >Fluttershy!
  254. >You just thought that, stupid. You can't speak anymore
  255. >You wave your hooves around in distress
  256. >"What are you, mute?"
  257. >Nod frantically
  258. >"Can you write?"
  259. >Nod again
  260. >"Then write your name in the sand or some shit."
  261. >You run over to a patch of wet sand and begin carving your name with the edge of your hoof
  262. >"Flutter...shy?"
  263. >Nod
  264. >"Well alright then, Fluttershy. Please stop following me."
  265. >You shake your head
  266. >"Waddya mean, 'no'? I asked you to stop following me. This isn't up for debate."
  267. >You prod his crotch with a hoof
  268. >He nudges you away with a foot
  269. >"Quit it. You're being creepy"
  270. >He starts walking away again
  271. >You can't let him go! Not now!
  272. >You run after him again, stumbling a few times
  273. >You're getting better at running
  274. >You follow Anon to a weird looking structure, with ladders and a flag on it.
  275. >He effortlessly jumps up onto it and sits down on a chair
  276. >You struggle to get up, but you manage.
  277. >He laughs at you struggling to get up
  278. >His laugh is amazing
  279. >You quiver again
  280. >Eventually you get up and sit next to Anon
  281. >You need to figure out how to get him to love you. You've got 3 hours.
  282. >You nudge his leg
  283. >He looks down
  284. >"What."
  285. >You pucker your lips and lean towards him
  286. >He moves his head back
  287. >"Fluttershy, I'm a lifeguard. Not a whore."
  288. >You frown and look out across the bay
  289. >Anon picks up two black tubes stuck to each other and looks through them
  290. >You ponder what to do
  291. >Chris' voice echoes through your mind
  292. >"Just shake your hips a few times and give him the ol' bedroom eyes"
  293. >You clear your throat
  294. >Anon looks at you, a small smirk on his lips
  295. >"What is it this time?"
  296. >You show him your rear and start waving it around in his face
  297. >He laughs
  298. >"Oh god, stop! Stop! That's just terrible!"
  299. >You blush
  300. >Lock eyes with him
  301. >And start trying to give him bedroom eyes
  302. >He gasps and launches himself off his chair
  303. >He grabs your shoulders
  304. >This is it!
  305. >And slaps you
  306. >You squeak and nurse your cheek
  307. >"Are you ok? You were having a seizure."
  308. >Look up at him sadly
  309. >He gets back in his chair
  310. >"Look, if you want to speak, use this."
  311. >He gives you a pencil and parchment
  312. >You hastily scribble down your thoughts and show him, smiling.
  313. >He takes the paper from you and reads it
  314. >"Sea witch stole my voice. please love me."
  315. >He stares at you
  316. >Then starts laughing
  317. >"Oh that's rich"
  318. >You scowl at him
  319. >You're getting nowhere like this.
  320. >You'll just have to show him what you can do in bed
  321. >Yes. This is clearly the best solution to the current situation
  322. >You jump at Anon and start licking his face
  323. >He flails around and falls off his chair
  324. >"AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YA CRAZY MARE?"
  325. >You press the attack, dry humping his chest while you ram your tongue down his throat
  326. >Anon pushes you away, wiping his mouth with a look of disgust
  327. >He snarls at you
  328. >You back away in fear
  329. >He picks you up by your tail and hurls you from the lifeguard tower
  330. >You soar across the beach and land in the shallow waters
  331. >You pull your head out of the sand and shake it
  332. >Groan
  333. >Look around
  334. >See the lifeguard tower, complete with Anon shaking his fist angrily in your direction
  335. >Oh the things he could do with that fist-
  336. >Focus, Fluttershy. You have a mission
  337. >Get in that monkey boy's pants.
  338. >You start trotting towards the guard tower
  339. >Before you reach it, a flash of green fire creates a scroll next to Anon
  340. >You cock your head in puzzlement
  341. >He pops the seal and reads it
  342. >His eyes widen
  343. >"Oh shit!"
  344. >He jumps from the tower and runs further inland
  345. >No! You need to rut him!
  346. >You rush after him, panic filling you
  347. >Anon carries on running further away from the sea
  348. >You ignore the new sights and sounds, focusing solely on Anon
  349. >Trees and grass replace the sand and sea, and Anon continues to run
  350. >You gasp for air but keep up the chase
  351. >Anon then stops in a clearing looking around frantically
  352. >He pulls out the scroll he read before and reads it again
  353. >"But... Where is-"
  354. >A black pony strolls through the bushes surrounding the clearing
  355. >It's covered in holes
  356. >"Hello, Anon."
  357. >And it's speaking in your voice
  358. >Oh no!
  359. >It's Chris!
  360. >She's going to use your voice to seduce Anon and then marry him so that she doesn't have to live as a monster under the sea and forcing you to go back to where you came from and live out the rest of your days with Randal!
  361. >And Anon will be none the wiser-
  362. >"HOLY SHIT A CHANGELING!"
  363. >Chris looks taken aback
  364. >"W-what?"
  365. >Anon leaps forwards and kicks Chris in the face
  366. >Dragging her back before she can crawl away, Anon beats the ever loving shit out of her.
  367. >You watch in horror as Chris screams in pain while Anon turns her into fish fingers.
  368. >Eventually Chris stops twitching
  369. >Anon stands up, panting, and with hands covered in blood
  370. >You can't quite grasp what just happened
  371. >And neither can the director
  372. >"Alright, CUT!"
  373. >Anon looks confused
  374. >You sigh and walk off set
  375. >The director runs up to Anon
  376. >"Anon, for FUCKS sake. The story is, Chrysalis seduces you with Fluttershy's voice, AND THEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. NOT KILL HER."
  377. >Anon shuffles nervously
  378. >"S-sorry, boss. But Changelings scare me"
  379. >The director slaps him, causing Anon to whimper
  380. >"You're damn lucky Changelings can regenerate."
  381. >Chris gets up, the various cuts and and bruises all over her mending themselves
  382. >He walks up to Anon
  383. >"Fucking hell, Anon. Can't you do anything right?"
  384. >He storms off in search of coffee
  385. >You sit on your chair and sip some mocha, watching Anon blurt out excuses and get all hot under the collar while the director screams at him
  386. >You drain your cup and throw it to one side, glowering at your human co-worker
  387. Fucking Anon.
  388.  
  389. The End

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