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[REQUEST] Clever Dick - Anger Issues

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 12:54:34
Expiry: Never
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: February 28th, 2013
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    Clever Dick:
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    >flutters gets twilight to cast a spell on him that makes him get hard when he's enraged
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    >so when she turns up for the fetish attempt, anon is confused at his arousal
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    >he has to keep his cool while flutters starts annoying him at every turn
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    >he ends up becoming a zen master and harnessing his inner rage
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    [spoiler]>Only to lose his shit when Pinkie Pie pesters him at the end of the day.[/spoiler]
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    Clever Dick: plzwrite
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    Clever Dick: pls
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    Nebulus: ...
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    Nebulus: Ok ._.
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    ----
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    >Day Flustered in Equestria
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    >Wake up
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    >Shit shower shave
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    >Look out the window and see Ponyville in all its equine glory
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    >Sigh happily and watch as the little town goes about its business
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    >Nothing is going to get you riled up today. It's just a perfect morning.
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    >Eat toast and read the morning paper while you think of things to do
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    >Not much to do, since no one will give you a job.
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    >Not that you need one. Luna is funding your life. She feels that an alien being should be pleased lest you contact your home world and summon a fleet of angry humans to go to war with Equestria
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    >You didn't correct her and just rolled with it.
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    >More money for you.
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    >Finish eating and stand up, stretching and yawning as you walk over to the front door
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    >Throw it open and smile
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    >The sun is warm and you feel mellower than ever
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    >Twilight will be expecting you, probably. You usually end up seeing her most days.
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    >With that, you turn and walk in the direction of the library.
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    >You are Twilight
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    Fluttershy, I just... What?
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    >Fluttershy blushes and hides behind her mane
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    >She's been here all morning, pestering you
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    >"P-please, Twilight... I love him!"
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    Yeah, I gathered. But this isn't the way to go about these things, Fluttershy! I'm not doing that to him!"
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    >She whines
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    >"But why?"
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    Because it's not... Normal!
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    >Fluttershy has been trying to coax you into enchanting Anon. With the most bizarre thing imaginable
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    >It's an arousal spell. It usually works on ponies, mostly stallions, but you're not so sure about Anon
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    >It might have side effects.
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    >"What have you got to lose? You could find out how spells work on him... Or umm... Something."
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    No means no!
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    >Fluttershy whines again, louder this time
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    >It's incredibly annoying, though you'd never tell her that
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    Fluttershy. You've been here for... 2 hours. Please. Just leave and let me eat in peace!
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    >"N-no!"
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    >Give her a deadpan look
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    >"I-I'm not leaving until you do as I say!"
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    >Maintain the face.
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    >"If that's ok..."
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    >Sigh
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    Alright. You win.
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    >She gasps and hugs you
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    >Roll your eyes
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    >"Thank you, Twilight! Oh my goodness, it's just wonderful of you!"
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    Yeah yeah. Just let me get some food and we can go and find Anon.
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    >Fluttershy dances on the spot in happiness
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    >"Ooooh! He'll love me for sure after this!"
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    >You are Anon
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    >Knock on Twilight's door
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    >She opens it, an apple hovering next to her head
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    >Her eyes widen when she sees you
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    >"Oh."
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    Is there a problem?
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    >"Uhh. N-no. Not at all. Come in!"
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    >You follow her in, ducking your head under the door
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    >Twilight walks to the centre of the room, a plate with some sandwiches on it
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    >She munches on the apple and takes a bite of a sandwich
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    >Turning back to you, she motions to a seat
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    >You sit
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    Sooo. I didn't think of anything to do today, so I just thought I'd come round. Is that cool with you?
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    >She swallows her sandwich
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    >"Sure! I just need to ask you a favour first"
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    Go on?
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    >"I just need to test a spell on you. It won't hurt"
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    >She mutters 'probably' under her breath
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    >You frown
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    What sort of spell?
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    >"Oh, nothing drastic. It's a uhh, emotion spell. I just want to see if I can control emotions. I've had no luck on ponies, so it probably won't work on you"
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    >She's now giving you a very forced looking smile
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    >Narrow your eyes
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    ...Alright then. But no funny business, ok? I'm in a good mood this morning.
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    >She nods slowly
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    >"I noticed. Just stand over there and- HEEYAH!"
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    >She jumps onto the table and her horn emits a small shockwave
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    >It hits you in the chest and you are launched backwards off your chair
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    >Your heart is aching
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    >And for some reason, your dick
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    >You groan and sit up
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    >Twilight is watching you, a calculating look on her face
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    >"Well? Did it work?"
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    How the fuck am I supposed to know?!
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    >She winces at your tone
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    >Your smile and optimism: Gone
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    >You glare at Twilight
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    >The spell has left a tingling sensation all over your body, causing you to develop a boner
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    >You growl
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    >She laughs nervously
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    >"I uhh. I guess it didn't work. Sorry, Anon. I needed to do it suddenly in order to get the best results..."
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    >You storm out of the library and slam the door, leaving with a "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT"
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    >Fucking unicorns
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    >Fucking magic
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    >Fucking... Seriously, what's up with this boner?
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    >You're wearing jeans. So your boner is nice and hidden between the waistline and your shirt. But it's pulsing the more you think about what Twilight did
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    >You've never had this reaction to magic before.
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    >You frown as you walk through town, your rage calming down until you feel relatively normal again
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    >Strangely, as your anger fades, so does your boner
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    >You duck down an alley and look down your pants
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    >Yup. Flaccid as the day you were born.
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    >Odd.
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    >You decide that it was a side-effect of that particular spell. And that Twilight is just a pervert.
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    >Feeling annoyed and betrayed, you decide to head back home
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    >You unlock the front door and stroll inside, slamming it behind you
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    >Lie on the sofa, your legs dangling off the edge
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    >Pick up a book and start reading, getting lost in the world of Daring Do
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    >Some time passes in silence, the turning of pages and you sniffing the only noises.
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    >This peaceful moment is ruined by a loud knocking on the door
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    >You put down the book and stand up, walking over to the door
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    >Open it and look down
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    >Fluttershy.
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    >She smiles at you
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    >You glare at her
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    >She's here for her daily dose of punt, it seems.
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    >You crack your knuckles and neck, preparing for whatever it is she's about to say
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    >"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?"
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    Why should I tell you?
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    >Her ears droop slightly
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    >"W-well I just wanted to check in! You looked like you were angry when you were walking home-"
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    You were stalking me?
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    >"I.. um... I w-was watching from afar? Y-you know if you want me to check your hot dick down an alley, j-just ask."
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    >She blushes and looks down, playing with a small stone with her hoof
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    >Your eye twitches
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    >This fucking horse.
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    >THIS. FUCKING. HORSE.
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    >Every single god damn day. She comes here and sours your mood
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    >You've put up with it for now, but you're on the verge of snapping.
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    >Fluttershy looks up at you with that shit eating grin
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    >You should just punch her
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    >Beat some sense into her
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    >Just ram your entire hand in there and fist fuck her into submission
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    >You glare at Fluttershy
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    >Then realise what you just thought
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    >Your dick is throbbing, and is harder than it was this morning
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    >You were just thinking about fucking Fluttershy
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    >What the hell is wrong with you?
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    >You take a deep breath and try to calm down
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    >Fluttershy stares at you expectantly, her eyes darting between you and your cock
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    >When she sees you uncurl your fists and relax, she gets a worried look
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    >"Anon? Don't you want to umm... D-do things to me?"
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    >You walk past her
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    No, Fluttershy. I don't.
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    >Trying to control your thoughts is harder than expected
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    >And it's playing havoc with your poor dick
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    >It's alternating between hard and soft over 6 times a minute
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    >You concentrate on walking and block Fluttershy out of your mind
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    >She flies after you, desperately trying to get a response out of you
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    >"Anon? D-do you like it when I do this?"
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    >She flies in front of your face and shows you her pussy, leaking slightly
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    >Your dick gets hard and you grit your teeth
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    >Then remember what's happening and relax, your dick going soft again
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    >By now you've realised that the spell Twilight hit you with this morning must have worked
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    >You're not sure why the hell such a thing would exist, but hey. Here you are.
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    >Fluttershy whines in your ear
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    >The noise cuts through you like a knife and you try not to shudder
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    >Your heart beats faster and the rage builds once more, accompanied with your boner
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    >Fluttershy then quickly flies down and prods your dick
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    >"Oh yay! It worked! N-now you have to rut me, Anon!"
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    The hell I do
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    >Pick up the pace of your walk and try to block her out
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    >"B-but you're angry! You're supposed to rut me when you're angry!"
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    >Your mind is filled with lewd images of Fluttershy bent over various objects, looking back over her shoulder at you.
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    >You shake your head to try and get rid of them
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    >Real life Fluttershy isn't helping
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    >The whole situation is making you shake with anger.
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    >The audacity of this pony. The fucking NERVE.
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    >Your brain delivers you a delightful image of Fluttershy riding you. Her mane a mess and her tongue hanging out of her mouth while she screams your name
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    >THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
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    >Real Fluttershy is desperately licking your face and breathing in your ear
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    >You swat her away with a hand
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    >"Yes! That's right! Are you mad? Anon are you mad? Anon? You mad?"
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    >Your teeth are being clenched so hard together you could crush tempered steel between them
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    >She knows how to push all your buttons when it comes to pissing you off
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    >You breath deep again, and sit down in the middle of the road, your legs crossed
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    >You close your eyes and sit in silence
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    >Fluttershy lands next to you and rubs your dick, which is threatening to burst from strain
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    >She giggles
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    >"Oh my... Someone is angry."
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    >You remember your days back on Earth.
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    >A very simple lesson you learned in regards to people like Fluttershy
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    >Don't respond. Don't feed it. Just ignore it.
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    >Fluttershy licks your cheek
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    >You slowly breath out through your nose
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    >You even manage a smile
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    >Despite all her best efforts and touching, Fluttershy cannot sustain your boner.
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    >The images leave your mind, and your poor dick goes soft
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    >She prods it and whines again
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    >"Why is it soft? Did I do something wrong? Anon? Is umm..."
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    >She goes silent for a while and you hear her turning on the spot
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    >She speaks again
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    >"Are trees your fetish? Is grass your fetish? Are buildings your fetish? Is sunny weather your fetish? Are rocks your fetish?"
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    >She places both hooves on your shoulders and kisses you on the lips
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    >You don't move an inch, or even twitch, you just stay silent and motionless
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    >Fluttershy starts grinding on your lap, her marehood scraping against your crotch
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    >You keep a small smile the whole time
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    >She starts stammering, and you can almost hear the tears forming in her eyes
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    >"B-but... The spell! It was meant t-to..."
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    >She bursts into tears and you hear a flap of wings, as well as some dust getting kicked up in your face
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    >After another minute in silence, you open your eyes
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    >Fluttershy is gone, and you feel... Calm
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    >Calmer than you've ever felt
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    >You stand up and look around
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    >Hoofprints and damp spots are all around you
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    >And you don't even care
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    >You look at everything around you
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    >You see everything in a new light
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    >Like everything in the world is connected, a beautiful relationship of mutual existence
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    >Everything needs everything else to survive
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    >The ponies tending the flowers to your left
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    >The apples being eaten to the right
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    >The clouds above being moved around by pegasi
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    >Everything is balanced
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    >Disturbing the balance with negative influence will only interrupt and distort this harmony.
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    >You smile at this new revelation
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    >Slowly, you walk through Ponyville, basking in this new sensation of bliss you're feeling.
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    >You laugh, a genuine laugh
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    >You can't help but feel a large smile grow on your face
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    >Everything is just perfect. And you couldn't possibly be happi-
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    >At that moment, Pinkie Pie explodes out of a nearby bin and throws a water-balloon at you
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    >She screams with laughter
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    >"YOU'RE SO WET, ANON! HAHAHA!
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    >You unleash a roar so loud and so powerful that nearby objects shudder as the ground itself shakes
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    >Your dick explodes out of your pants, fuelled by unfathomable fury
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    >Grab Pinkie Pie by the hair
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    >Force her to the ground
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    >Ram your cock into her in the middle of town, screaming incoherent gibberish and obscenities while she moans and laughs at the same time
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    >This only makes you madder, and even after cumming, your dick refuses to go down.
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    >Spend the rest of the day in a state of perpetual rage, and also
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    >Fucking Pinkie Pie
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    The End
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    God dammit, Clever. Leave me alone.

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