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[REQUEST] Clever Dick - Anger Issues
By NebulusCreated: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 12:54:34
Expiry: Never
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Originally uploaded to Pastebin: February 28th, 2013
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Clever Dick:
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>flutters gets twilight to cast a spell on him that makes him get hard when he's enraged
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>so when she turns up for the fetish attempt, anon is confused at his arousal
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>he has to keep his cool while flutters starts annoying him at every turn
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>he ends up becoming a zen master and harnessing his inner rage
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[spoiler]>Only to lose his shit when Pinkie Pie pesters him at the end of the day.[/spoiler]
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Clever Dick: plzwrite
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Clever Dick: pls
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Nebulus: ...
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Nebulus: Ok ._.
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>Day Flustered in Equestria
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>Wake up
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>Shit shower shave
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>Look out the window and see Ponyville in all its equine glory
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>Sigh happily and watch as the little town goes about its business
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>Nothing is going to get you riled up today. It's just a perfect morning.
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>Eat toast and read the morning paper while you think of things to do
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>Not much to do, since no one will give you a job.
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>Not that you need one. Luna is funding your life. She feels that an alien being should be pleased lest you contact your home world and summon a fleet of angry humans to go to war with Equestria
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>You didn't correct her and just rolled with it.
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>More money for you.
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>Finish eating and stand up, stretching and yawning as you walk over to the front door
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>Throw it open and smile
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>The sun is warm and you feel mellower than ever
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>Twilight will be expecting you, probably. You usually end up seeing her most days.
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>With that, you turn and walk in the direction of the library.
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>You are Twilight
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Fluttershy, I just... What?
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>Fluttershy blushes and hides behind her mane
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>She's been here all morning, pestering you
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>"P-please, Twilight... I love him!"
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Yeah, I gathered. But this isn't the way to go about these things, Fluttershy! I'm not doing that to him!"
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>She whines
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>"But why?"
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Because it's not... Normal!
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>Fluttershy has been trying to coax you into enchanting Anon. With the most bizarre thing imaginable
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>It's an arousal spell. It usually works on ponies, mostly stallions, but you're not so sure about Anon
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>It might have side effects.
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>"What have you got to lose? You could find out how spells work on him... Or umm... Something."
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No means no!
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>Fluttershy whines again, louder this time
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>It's incredibly annoying, though you'd never tell her that
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Fluttershy. You've been here for... 2 hours. Please. Just leave and let me eat in peace!
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>"N-no!"
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>Give her a deadpan look
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>"I-I'm not leaving until you do as I say!"
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>Maintain the face.
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>"If that's ok..."
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>Sigh
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Alright. You win.
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>She gasps and hugs you
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>Roll your eyes
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>"Thank you, Twilight! Oh my goodness, it's just wonderful of you!"
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Yeah yeah. Just let me get some food and we can go and find Anon.
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>Fluttershy dances on the spot in happiness
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>"Ooooh! He'll love me for sure after this!"
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>You are Anon
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>Knock on Twilight's door
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>She opens it, an apple hovering next to her head
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>Her eyes widen when she sees you
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>"Oh."
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Is there a problem?
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>"Uhh. N-no. Not at all. Come in!"
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>You follow her in, ducking your head under the door
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>Twilight walks to the centre of the room, a plate with some sandwiches on it
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>She munches on the apple and takes a bite of a sandwich
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>Turning back to you, she motions to a seat
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>You sit
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Sooo. I didn't think of anything to do today, so I just thought I'd come round. Is that cool with you?
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>She swallows her sandwich
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>"Sure! I just need to ask you a favour first"
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Go on?
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>"I just need to test a spell on you. It won't hurt"
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>She mutters 'probably' under her breath
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>You frown
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What sort of spell?
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>"Oh, nothing drastic. It's a uhh, emotion spell. I just want to see if I can control emotions. I've had no luck on ponies, so it probably won't work on you"
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>She's now giving you a very forced looking smile
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>Narrow your eyes
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...Alright then. But no funny business, ok? I'm in a good mood this morning.
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>She nods slowly
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>"I noticed. Just stand over there and- HEEYAH!"
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>She jumps onto the table and her horn emits a small shockwave
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>It hits you in the chest and you are launched backwards off your chair
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>Your heart is aching
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>And for some reason, your dick
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>You groan and sit up
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>Twilight is watching you, a calculating look on her face
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>"Well? Did it work?"
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How the fuck am I supposed to know?!
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>She winces at your tone
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>Your smile and optimism: Gone
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>You glare at Twilight
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>The spell has left a tingling sensation all over your body, causing you to develop a boner
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>You growl
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>She laughs nervously
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>"I uhh. I guess it didn't work. Sorry, Anon. I needed to do it suddenly in order to get the best results..."
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>You storm out of the library and slam the door, leaving with a "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT"
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>Fucking unicorns
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>Fucking magic
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>Fucking... Seriously, what's up with this boner?
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>You're wearing jeans. So your boner is nice and hidden between the waistline and your shirt. But it's pulsing the more you think about what Twilight did
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>You've never had this reaction to magic before.
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>You frown as you walk through town, your rage calming down until you feel relatively normal again
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>Strangely, as your anger fades, so does your boner
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>You duck down an alley and look down your pants
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>Yup. Flaccid as the day you were born.
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>Odd.
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>You decide that it was a side-effect of that particular spell. And that Twilight is just a pervert.
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>Feeling annoyed and betrayed, you decide to head back home
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>You unlock the front door and stroll inside, slamming it behind you
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>Lie on the sofa, your legs dangling off the edge
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>Pick up a book and start reading, getting lost in the world of Daring Do
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>Some time passes in silence, the turning of pages and you sniffing the only noises.
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>This peaceful moment is ruined by a loud knocking on the door
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>You put down the book and stand up, walking over to the door
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>Open it and look down
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>Fluttershy.
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>She smiles at you
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>You glare at her
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>She's here for her daily dose of punt, it seems.
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>You crack your knuckles and neck, preparing for whatever it is she's about to say
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>"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?"
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Why should I tell you?
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>Her ears droop slightly
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>"W-well I just wanted to check in! You looked like you were angry when you were walking home-"
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You were stalking me?
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>"I.. um... I w-was watching from afar? Y-you know if you want me to check your hot dick down an alley, j-just ask."
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>She blushes and looks down, playing with a small stone with her hoof
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>Your eye twitches
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>This fucking horse.
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>THIS. FUCKING. HORSE.
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>Every single god damn day. She comes here and sours your mood
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>You've put up with it for now, but you're on the verge of snapping.
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>Fluttershy looks up at you with that shit eating grin
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>You should just punch her
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>Beat some sense into her
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>Just ram your entire hand in there and fist fuck her into submission
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>You glare at Fluttershy
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>Then realise what you just thought
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>Your dick is throbbing, and is harder than it was this morning
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>You were just thinking about fucking Fluttershy
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>What the hell is wrong with you?
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>You take a deep breath and try to calm down
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>Fluttershy stares at you expectantly, her eyes darting between you and your cock
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>When she sees you uncurl your fists and relax, she gets a worried look
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>"Anon? Don't you want to umm... D-do things to me?"
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>You walk past her
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No, Fluttershy. I don't.
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>Trying to control your thoughts is harder than expected
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>And it's playing havoc with your poor dick
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>It's alternating between hard and soft over 6 times a minute
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>You concentrate on walking and block Fluttershy out of your mind
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>She flies after you, desperately trying to get a response out of you
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>"Anon? D-do you like it when I do this?"
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>She flies in front of your face and shows you her pussy, leaking slightly
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>Your dick gets hard and you grit your teeth
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>Then remember what's happening and relax, your dick going soft again
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>By now you've realised that the spell Twilight hit you with this morning must have worked
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>You're not sure why the hell such a thing would exist, but hey. Here you are.
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>Fluttershy whines in your ear
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>The noise cuts through you like a knife and you try not to shudder
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>Your heart beats faster and the rage builds once more, accompanied with your boner
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>Fluttershy then quickly flies down and prods your dick
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>"Oh yay! It worked! N-now you have to rut me, Anon!"
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The hell I do
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>Pick up the pace of your walk and try to block her out
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>"B-but you're angry! You're supposed to rut me when you're angry!"
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>Your mind is filled with lewd images of Fluttershy bent over various objects, looking back over her shoulder at you.
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>You shake your head to try and get rid of them
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>Real life Fluttershy isn't helping
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>The whole situation is making you shake with anger.
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>The audacity of this pony. The fucking NERVE.
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>Your brain delivers you a delightful image of Fluttershy riding you. Her mane a mess and her tongue hanging out of her mouth while she screams your name
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>THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
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>Real Fluttershy is desperately licking your face and breathing in your ear
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>You swat her away with a hand
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>"Yes! That's right! Are you mad? Anon are you mad? Anon? You mad?"
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>Your teeth are being clenched so hard together you could crush tempered steel between them
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>She knows how to push all your buttons when it comes to pissing you off
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>You breath deep again, and sit down in the middle of the road, your legs crossed
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>You close your eyes and sit in silence
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>Fluttershy lands next to you and rubs your dick, which is threatening to burst from strain
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>She giggles
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>"Oh my... Someone is angry."
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>You remember your days back on Earth.
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>A very simple lesson you learned in regards to people like Fluttershy
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>Don't respond. Don't feed it. Just ignore it.
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>Fluttershy licks your cheek
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>You slowly breath out through your nose
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>You even manage a smile
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>Despite all her best efforts and touching, Fluttershy cannot sustain your boner.
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>The images leave your mind, and your poor dick goes soft
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>She prods it and whines again
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>"Why is it soft? Did I do something wrong? Anon? Is umm..."
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>She goes silent for a while and you hear her turning on the spot
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>She speaks again
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>"Are trees your fetish? Is grass your fetish? Are buildings your fetish? Is sunny weather your fetish? Are rocks your fetish?"
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>She places both hooves on your shoulders and kisses you on the lips
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>You don't move an inch, or even twitch, you just stay silent and motionless
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>Fluttershy starts grinding on your lap, her marehood scraping against your crotch
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>You keep a small smile the whole time
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>She starts stammering, and you can almost hear the tears forming in her eyes
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>"B-but... The spell! It was meant t-to..."
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>She bursts into tears and you hear a flap of wings, as well as some dust getting kicked up in your face
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>After another minute in silence, you open your eyes
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>Fluttershy is gone, and you feel... Calm
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>Calmer than you've ever felt
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>You stand up and look around
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>Hoofprints and damp spots are all around you
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>And you don't even care
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>You look at everything around you
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>You see everything in a new light
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>Like everything in the world is connected, a beautiful relationship of mutual existence
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>Everything needs everything else to survive
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>The ponies tending the flowers to your left
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>The apples being eaten to the right
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>The clouds above being moved around by pegasi
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>Everything is balanced
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>Disturbing the balance with negative influence will only interrupt and distort this harmony.
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>You smile at this new revelation
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>Slowly, you walk through Ponyville, basking in this new sensation of bliss you're feeling.
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>You laugh, a genuine laugh
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>You can't help but feel a large smile grow on your face
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>Everything is just perfect. And you couldn't possibly be happi-
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>At that moment, Pinkie Pie explodes out of a nearby bin and throws a water-balloon at you
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>She screams with laughter
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>"YOU'RE SO WET, ANON! HAHAHA!
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>You unleash a roar so loud and so powerful that nearby objects shudder as the ground itself shakes
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>Your dick explodes out of your pants, fuelled by unfathomable fury
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>Grab Pinkie Pie by the hair
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>Force her to the ground
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>Ram your cock into her in the middle of town, screaming incoherent gibberish and obscenities while she moans and laughs at the same time
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>This only makes you madder, and even after cumming, your dick refuses to go down.
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>Spend the rest of the day in a state of perpetual rage, and also
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>Fucking Pinkie Pie
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The End
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God dammit, Clever. Leave me alone.
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