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[FLUTTERRAPE] Nightmare Night

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 21:13:57
Expiry: Never
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: May 30th, 2013
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  4. 4.
    Holy shit, this story.
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    I wrote this back on the 31st October 2012 for the Halloween Flutterrape thread. So it's an old one.
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    A lengthy archive search brought it back to me, since I had always wanted to find it again and upload it.
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    It's nothing amazing, but it's one of the first I wrote. And it pre-dates the Pastebin.
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    Hope you enjoy it.
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    Thanks to Agnomeymous for sending me on this happy hunt. Though he may be confused about being credited, he posted a link to the archive that helped me to end up finding this.
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  13. 13.
    >Nightmare Night
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    >Or Halloween, as normal people call it.
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    >Then again this town is hardly normal.
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    >You check yourself out in front of the mirror, this Vampire costume Rarity made is pretty great
  17. 17.
    >Twilight even changed your teeth to be pointy with magic
  18. 18.
    >You run your tongue over a fang
  19. 19.
    >Feels weird, man.
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    >Head outside and into the night
  21. 21.
    >Ponies all about in costume, fillies running around playing in their little get ups
  22. 22.
    >Clear, cloudless night
  23. 23.
    >Crisp breeze
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    >Time to find the gang and have a good night
  25. 25.
    >Head down the path into the centre of Ponyville
  26. 26.
    >Look around at the decorations
  27. 27.
    >This town fucking loves Halloween
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    >And so do you
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    >Free candy, fun little games, an excuse to scare the shit out of people and beat away the zombie shuffling towards you
  30. 30.
    >Wait, what?
  31. 31.
    >Look again and see a pony dressed up a zombie slowly making it's way towards you, groaning all the while
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    >You grin
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    Nice costume, bro. You look pretty convincing!
  34. 34.
    >The pony doesn't answer, it keeps heading towards you and groaning
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    >Suddenly, a little man appears on your shoulder. It's you dressed in a bright blue suit
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    >Jesus Christ
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    >"Hey man, it's Logic, here"
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    Hey, Logic.
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    >"Listen. Remember all those old Zombie movies you used to watch where the guy says "Hey, nice costume!" and stands around looking stupid and then acts surprised when he gets eaten?"
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    Yeah?
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    >"That's you."
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    Well I'll be dammed.
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    >"No, you'll be eaten. HAUL ASS"
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    >You run back away from the possible zombie/actor and head into town
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    >Everyone is running around being all happy
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    >But you know
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    >You know what fate will befall them tonight
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    >You must stop this impeding horror and save Ponyville from disaster!
  49. 49.
    >Another version of you in a Red suit steps out this time
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    >Man, what the fuck did you eat?
  51. 51.
    >"Hey bro, Selfishness here"
  52. 52.
    Oh hey, Selfishness, long time no see
  53. 53.
    >"Yeah yeah. Listen, you want to save Ponyville, right?"
  54. 54.
    Yeah?
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    >"That's pretty cool I guess. But wouldn't you rather get drunk and get busy with those two Spa chicks?"
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    Hmm. You make a good point, but wouldn't Ponyville be torn apart by the undead while I'm doing it?
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    >"Fuck Ponyville, now go get drunk"
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    >He slaps you over the back of the head and disappears in a puff of red smoke
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    >You head towards the nearest cider-joint, which happens to be run by Applejack
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    >"Anon! Great to see ya! Nice costume!"
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    Thanks! I'm a vampire!
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    >A pony stops dead next to you, wearing exactly the same outfit as you are
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    >She looks up at you and grins, showing you her fangs
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    >"No way! You too? I thought I was the only one!"
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    Nah, Vampires are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be one?
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    >"I know, right?! Oh it was great to see you, I'm gonna go feed. Have a great hunt!"
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    >She turns into a bat and flies away
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    >You smile
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    >Hang on a minute, she wasn't a unicorn. How did she do that
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    >...
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    >Oh bollocks.
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    >You look back to Applejack, who's sorting out some barrels of cider
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    >She clearly didn't notice the actual vampire that was stood here a second ago.
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    >You get a drink from her and carry on walking around
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    >"BOO!"
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    FUCK!
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    >Fluttershy is flying in front of you, grinning from ear to ear
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    >"D-did I scare you, anon? Is being scared your fetish?"
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    No. It's not. And you made me spill my drink, Flutters. Thanks.
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    >She looks crestfallen
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    >"O-oh, i'm sorry... Here, let me help you"
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    >She starts trying to pull off your shirt and licks the parts of your body you got cider all over
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    >You bat her away and give her a stern look
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    Can't I have ONE NIGHT where you don't do this shit?
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    >Again, she looks sad. Then she perks up again
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    >"I see you don't have a special somepony to spend tonight with!"
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    >Give her a flat look
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    No.
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    >"Pleeeeeeease?"
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    No.
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    >"Oh..."
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    >She starts sulking
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    >But she's not leaving
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    >Start walking away, hear her flying behind you
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    >Looks like you've acquired a Fluttershy-Satellite for the night
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    >God dammit.
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    >Look at her again
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    >She's not even wearing a costume
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    Fluttershy, you know you're supposed to wear something for tonight, right?
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    >"Oh, I am wearing something though!"
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    >She puffs her chest out and beams at you, as if to show something off
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    What?
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    >"I'm you."
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    Me.
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    >"Yes. I'm you with no clothes on after tonight"
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    >Oh for fucks sake, she's giving you the eyes again
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    >And now she's touching your ass
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    >This truly is a night of horror.
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    >Spend the next hour wandering around, trying to lose Fluttershy in the crowd
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    >Unfortunately she seems to have evolved super smell, and can literally sniff you out
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    >Fucking Charles Darwin
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    >Head down a back alley in another attempt to lose her
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    >She flies over your head and gets in your face
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    >"Oh~ trying to take advantage of me down an alleyway, are you?"
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    No.
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    >"Please don't violate me, I couldn't take it!"
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    >She "hides" behind her hooves and waves her ass around, trying to be sexy and feign innocence at the same time
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    >It's not working
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    >Pick her up and and prepare to give her a good talking to
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    Now listen, Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of th-
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    >Something catches your eye
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    >You drop Fluttershy in a bin and head over to what you think you saw
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    >You poke your head behind some crates
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    >Oh sweet lord
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    >A pony lies on it's back, it's stomach split open and it's internal organs ravaged and lying around it's body
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    >It's face reflects it's final moments: Absolute horror
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    >But it's not that that bothers you
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    >It's the pony eating it that bothers you
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    >You back away slowly
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    >This is no Halloween prank
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    >"Hey Anon, I found a used condom in the bin you threw me in! Maybe we can-"
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    >She sees the zombie cannibalising it's victim
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    >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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    >That's all it takes to snap you
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    >The zombie's head snaps 180 degrees around
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    >"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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    >You grab Fluttershy under your arm and Usain Bolt it out of there.
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    EVERYONE! WE HAVE A PROB...
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    OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
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    >The undead are rampaging through the marketplace-turned-funfair
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    >Applejack is stood on a Cider barrel pummelling nearby zombies with a shovel
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    >The Vampony you met is feeding on what appears to be Mayor Mare
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    >There are ponies running into houses and handing out weapons to passers by
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    >Big Mac is casually strolling through the town-square, pulling a wagon with Granny Smith sat in it who's yelling "Bring out ye' dead" and waving a bell
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    >And Fluttershy has her head under your shirt and is sucking your nipples
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    In retrospect, I could have stopped this
  148. 148.
    >Logic appears
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    >"Yeah you could have, you stupid git."
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    >Selfishness appears
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    >"Fuck you, Logic. The man needed a drink and the undead weren't going to stop him"
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    >The two of them get into a fist fight
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    >Fluttershy is still sucking your nipples
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    >They're gonna be sore as fuck in the morning
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    >Crisis Management Mode -- Go.
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    >Remove Fluttershy from nipples with a loud sucking noise as she tries to keep her mouth attached
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    >Flick the two avatars of your mind into a nearby water bucket
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    >Walk over to a stand where a vendor is being torn limb from limb by the Spa ponies, Aloe and Lotus
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    Wow, you're even hotter when you're dead
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    >They wink at you and get back to eating the vendor
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    >Pick up a large machete that was on sale and go to work
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    >3 hours later
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    And that, Twilight. Is how I saved Ponyville.
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    >"Saved? SAVED?! In the last 4 hours we lost a third of the population! And we still have vampires to deal with after that!"
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    >You're sat on a tree stump surrounded by burning corpses, Twilight has an icepack on her head while the rest of the Mane 6 burn the bodies
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    >Well, everyone except Fluttershy. You lost her in the massacre.
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    >Not dead lost
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    >Just "misplaced her"
  171. 171.
    >You flashback to a moment where you are stood on top of a burning building with a sea of zombies on all sides, in a last ditch effort to get away, you kicked Fluttershy off the building and they all ran after her.
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    >She's a damn good runner, that Fluttershy.
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    >Oh, speak of the devil.
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    >Fluttershy stumbles up to you
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    >She's worn out and covered in blood
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    >"I... Made... it..."
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    >She faints on top of your crotch, her face buried in it
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    >She so planned that
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    Well. I'll head home and see if my house hasn't been burned down. Laters Twilight
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    >She's also fainted from the stress
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    >Head home
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    >It's still intact
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    >You're still wearing your vampire costume
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    >Remove it and head upstairs to have a shower
  185. 185.
    >You relax as the hot water washes over your sore body
  186. 186.
    >See a silhouette behind the shower curtain
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    >Oh hell no, you've watched Psycho
  188. 188.
    >Punch the silhouette through the curtain
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    >"Ouch..."
  190. 190.
    >Tear back the curtain
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    >Fluttershy is on her back, holding her nose and looking incredibly sad
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    >Then she sees that you're naked and perks up again
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    >She opens her mouth and says what you've been dreading all night
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    >"S-so is surviving the Zombie Apocalypse your fetish, Anon?"
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    FUCKING FLUTTERSHY

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