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[FLUTTERRAPE] Nightmare Night

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 06:54:23 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: May 30th, 2013
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  4. Holy shit, this story.
  5. I wrote this back on the 31st October 2012 for the Halloween Flutterrape thread. So it's an old one.
  6. A lengthy archive search brought it back to me, since I had always wanted to find it again and upload it.
  7. It's nothing amazing, but it's one of the first I wrote. And it pre-dates the Pastebin.
  8. Hope you enjoy it.
  9. Thanks to Agnomeymous for sending me on this happy hunt. Though he may be confused about being credited, he posted a link to the archive that helped me to end up finding this.
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  13. >Nightmare Night
  14. >Or Halloween, as normal people call it.
  15. >Then again this town is hardly normal.
  16. >You check yourself out in front of the mirror, this Vampire costume Rarity made is pretty great
  17. >Twilight even changed your teeth to be pointy with magic
  18. >You run your tongue over a fang
  19. >Feels weird, man.
  20. >Head outside and into the night
  21. >Ponies all about in costume, fillies running around playing in their little get ups
  22. >Clear, cloudless night
  23. >Crisp breeze
  24. >Time to find the gang and have a good night
  25. >Head down the path into the centre of Ponyville
  26. >Look around at the decorations
  27. >This town fucking loves Halloween
  28. >And so do you
  29. >Free candy, fun little games, an excuse to scare the shit out of people and beat away the zombie shuffling towards you
  30. >Wait, what?
  31. >Look again and see a pony dressed up a zombie slowly making it's way towards you, groaning all the while
  32. >You grin
  33. Nice costume, bro. You look pretty convincing!
  34. >The pony doesn't answer, it keeps heading towards you and groaning
  35. >Suddenly, a little man appears on your shoulder. It's you dressed in a bright blue suit
  36. >Jesus Christ
  37. >"Hey man, it's Logic, here"
  38. Hey, Logic.
  39. >"Listen. Remember all those old Zombie movies you used to watch where the guy says "Hey, nice costume!" and stands around looking stupid and then acts surprised when he gets eaten?"
  40. Yeah?
  41. >"That's you."
  42. Well I'll be dammed.
  43. >"No, you'll be eaten. HAUL ASS"
  44.  
  45. 1/?
  46.  
  47. >You run back away from the possible zombie/actor and head into town
  48. >Everyone is running around being all happy
  49. >But you know
  50. >You know what fate will befall them tonight
  51. >You must stop this impeding horror and save Ponyville from disaster!
  52. >Another version of you in a Red suit steps out this time
  53. >Man, what the fuck did you eat?
  54. >"Hey bro, Selfishness here"
  55. Oh hey, Selfishness, long time no see
  56. >"Yeah yeah. Listen, you want to save Ponyville, right?"
  57. Yeah?
  58. >"That's pretty cool I guess. But wouldn't you rather get drunk and get busy with those two Spa chicks?"
  59. Hmm. You make a good point, but wouldn't Ponyville be torn apart by the undead while I'm doing it?
  60. >"Fuck Ponyville, now go get drunk"
  61. >He slaps you over the back of the head and disappears in a puff of red smoke
  62. >You head towards the nearest cider-joint, which happens to be run by Applejack
  63. >"Anon! Great to see ya! Nice costume!"
  64. Thanks! I'm a vampire!
  65. >A pony stops dead next to you, wearing exactly the same outfit as you are
  66. >She looks up at you and grins, showing you her fangs
  67. >"No way! You too? I thought I was the only one!"
  68. Nah, Vampires are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be one?
  69. >"I know, right?! Oh it was great to see you, I'm gonna go feed. Have a great hunt!"
  70. >She turns into a bat and flies away
  71. >You smile
  72. >Hang on a minute, she wasn't a unicorn. How did she do that
  73. >...
  74. >Oh bollocks.
  75.  
  76. 2/?
  77.  
  78. >You look back to Applejack, who's sorting out some barrels of cider
  79. >She clearly didn't notice the actual vampire that was stood here a second ago.
  80. >You get a drink from her and carry on walking around
  81. >"BOO!"
  82. FUCK!
  83. >Fluttershy is flying in front of you, grinning from ear to ear
  84. >"D-did I scare you, anon? Is being scared your fetish?"
  85. No. It's not. And you made me spill my drink, Flutters. Thanks.
  86. >She looks crestfallen
  87. >"O-oh, i'm sorry... Here, let me help you"
  88. >She starts trying to pull off your shirt and licks the parts of your body you got cider all over
  89. >You bat her away and give her a stern look
  90. Can't I have ONE NIGHT where you don't do this shit?
  91. >Again, she looks sad. Then she perks up again
  92. >"I see you don't have a special somepony to spend tonight with!"
  93. >Give her a flat look
  94. No.
  95. >"Pleeeeeeease?"
  96. No.
  97. >"Oh..."
  98. >She starts sulking
  99. >But she's not leaving
  100. >Start walking away, hear her flying behind you
  101. >Looks like you've acquired a Fluttershy-Satellite for the night
  102. >God dammit.
  103. >Look at her again
  104. >She's not even wearing a costume
  105. Fluttershy, you know you're supposed to wear something for tonight, right?
  106. >"Oh, I am wearing something though!"
  107. >She puffs her chest out and beams at you, as if to show something off
  108. What?
  109. >"I'm you."
  110. Me.
  111. >"Yes. I'm you with no clothes on after tonight"
  112. >Oh for fucks sake, she's giving you the eyes again
  113. >And now she's touching your ass
  114. >This truly is a night of horror.
  115.  
  116. 3/?
  117.  
  118. >Spend the next hour wandering around, trying to lose Fluttershy in the crowd
  119. >Unfortunately she seems to have evolved super smell, and can literally sniff you out
  120. >Fucking Charles Darwin
  121. >Head down a back alley in another attempt to lose her
  122. >She flies over your head and gets in your face
  123. >"Oh~ trying to take advantage of me down an alleyway, are you?"
  124. No.
  125. >"Please don't violate me, I couldn't take it!"
  126. >She "hides" behind her hooves and waves her ass around, trying to be sexy and feign innocence at the same time
  127. >It's not working
  128. >Pick her up and and prepare to give her a good talking to
  129. Now listen, Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of th-
  130. >Something catches your eye
  131. >You drop Fluttershy in a bin and head over to what you think you saw
  132. >You poke your head behind some crates
  133. >Oh sweet lord
  134. >A pony lies on it's back, it's stomach split open and it's internal organs ravaged and lying around it's body
  135. >It's face reflects it's final moments: Absolute horror
  136. >But it's not that that bothers you
  137. >It's the pony eating it that bothers you
  138. >You back away slowly
  139. >This is no Halloween prank
  140. >"Hey Anon, I found a used condom in the bin you threw me in! Maybe we can-"
  141. >She sees the zombie cannibalising it's victim
  142. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  143. >That's all it takes to snap you
  144. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  145. >The zombie's head snaps 180 degrees around
  146. >"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  147. >You grab Fluttershy under your arm and Usain Bolt it out of there.
  148. EVERYONE! WE HAVE A PROB...
  149. OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
  150.  
  151. 4/?
  152.  
  153. >The undead are rampaging through the marketplace-turned-funfair
  154. >Applejack is stood on a Cider barrel pummelling nearby zombies with a shovel
  155. >The Vampony you met is feeding on what appears to be Mayor Mare
  156. >There are ponies running into houses and handing out weapons to passers by
  157. >Big Mac is casually strolling through the town-square, pulling a wagon with Granny Smith sat in it who's yelling "Bring out ye' dead" and waving a bell
  158. >And Fluttershy has her head under your shirt and is sucking your nipples
  159. In retrospect, I could have stopped this
  160. >Logic appears
  161. >"Yeah you could have, you stupid git."
  162. >Selfishness appears
  163. >"Fuck you, Logic. The man needed a drink and the undead weren't going to stop him"
  164. >The two of them get into a fist fight
  165. >Fluttershy is still sucking your nipples
  166. >They're gonna be sore as fuck in the morning
  167. >Crisis Management Mode -- Go.
  168. >Remove Fluttershy from nipples with a loud sucking noise as she tries to keep her mouth attached
  169. >Flick the two avatars of your mind into a nearby water bucket
  170. >Walk over to a stand where a vendor is being torn limb from limb by the Spa ponies, Aloe and Lotus
  171. Wow, you're even hotter when you're dead
  172. >They wink at you and get back to eating the vendor
  173. >Pick up a large machete that was on sale and go to work
  174.  
  175. 5/?
  176.  
  177. >3 hours later
  178.  
  179. And that, Twilight. Is how I saved Ponyville.
  180. >"Saved? SAVED?! In the last 4 hours we lost a third of the population! And we still have vampires to deal with after that!"
  181. >You're sat on a tree stump surrounded by burning corpses, Twilight has an icepack on her head while the rest of the Mane 6 burn the bodies
  182. >Well, everyone except Fluttershy. You lost her in the massacre.
  183. >Not dead lost
  184. >Just "misplaced her"
  185. >You flashback to a moment where you are stood on top of a burning building with a sea of zombies on all sides, in a last ditch effort to get away, you kicked Fluttershy off the building and they all ran after her.
  186. >She's a damn good runner, that Fluttershy.
  187. >Oh, speak of the devil.
  188. >Fluttershy stumbles up to you
  189. >She's worn out and covered in blood
  190. >"I... Made... it..."
  191. >She faints on top of your crotch, her face buried in it
  192. >She so planned that
  193. Well. I'll head home and see if my house hasn't been burned down. Laters Twilight
  194. >She's also fainted from the stress
  195. >Head home
  196. >It's still intact
  197. >You're still wearing your vampire costume
  198. >Remove it and head upstairs to have a shower
  199. >You relax as the hot water washes over your sore body
  200. >See a silhouette behind the shower curtain
  201. >Oh hell no, you've watched Psycho
  202. >Punch the silhouette through the curtain
  203. >"Ouch..."
  204. >Tear back the curtain
  205. >Fluttershy is on her back, holding her nose and looking incredibly sad
  206. >Then she sees that you're naked and perks up again
  207. >She opens her mouth and says what you've been dreading all night
  208. >"S-so is surviving the Zombie Apocalypse your fetish, Anon?"
  209. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
  210.  
  211. 6/6
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