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[REQUEST] Anonymous - Visitors
By NebulusCreated: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 21:18:09
Expiry: Never
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Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 2nd, 2013
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Not really Flutterrape. Just silly.
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"deep space probe launched by 4chan finds it's way to equestria. filled with various stuff that w go nuts over."
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Easy as pie. Let's do this.
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>Day Visitors in Equestria
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>You are Twilight Sparkle
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>Personal student of Celestia
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>Wake up and yawn
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>Poke Spike awake, shower, poop, brush mane
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>Trot downstairs to make yourself some breakfast
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>Pour yourself a bowl of oats and eat them while trying to wake yourself up with a bit of light reading
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>'Advanced Magical Leylines - Volume 8'
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>Skim over the pages and grunt a "hello" as Spike walks past, wiping his eyes
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>"Do we have any milk left?
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Ugh.
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>"Was that yes?"
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UGH.
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>"Alright then."
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>You finish chapter 2 by the time you're done eating and walk into the kitchen to clean up your bowl
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>Look out the window at the morning sun rising over Ponyville
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>Feel yourself smile
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>It's a most perfect day.
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>Glance further skyward
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>If you squint, you can still see a few stars, soon to be engulfed by the Sun's rays
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>Notice that a particular one is shining extra bright this morning
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That's funny, I don't recall seeing you in the astronomer's guide...
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>You strain your eyes to get a better look, mentally documenting its position so that you may look it up later
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>You shake your head and look again
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>It might be your sleep deprivation, but you swear that it's getting... Brighter
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>The light begins to get more intense, by now you don't even need to squint
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>Whatever it is, it's getting closer.
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>And just like that, the object tears through the skies of Equestria, a sonic boom obliterating any clouds near it
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>A burning mass travelling at an unthinkable velocity hurtles towards Ponyville
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>Gasp
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>Your mind is already working 5 steps ahead in case the object collides with anything
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>It's not often that something like this happens
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>Run outside the library just in time to see it reach the town
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>The object howls past, deafening you and shattering every single window in the area
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>It lands outside of Ponyville, a large explosion of dirt marking its position
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>You stare at the dust cloud from where you're stood
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>And grin
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Come on, girls! It's this way!
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>Rainbow Dash flies overhead and sees it first
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>"Woah! Hey, you guys, hurry up! You have GOT to see this!"
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>You pick up the pace, your mind racing
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>But when you reach the crest of the hill, what you see isn't a moon rock, nor is it a deep space meteorite
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>It's a large metal sphere
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>Your eyes widen and your heart stops
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>Your friends are silent, even Rainbow Dash
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>Fluttershy quietly breaks the silence
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>"W-what is it?"
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>You shake your head
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I'm not... Sure.
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>Applejack starts towards it
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>Hold a hood out in front of her
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Wait! We don't know what it is! It could be dangerous!
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>Applejack chuckles
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>"We ain't gonna know until we find out, are we?"
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>She pushes past you and down the crater's slope
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>Once she reaches the sphere, the rest of the group holds its breath
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>Applejack reaches forwards and bangs on the sphere twice with a hoof
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>"It ain't that hot. Ah think it’s fine."
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>You all cautiously head down the slopes and towards it
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>Despite your trepidation, your hooves carry you there faster than any pony else.
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>Reach Applejack's side and stare up at the sphere
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>It's about two ponies high, and made of a dark grey metallic material
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>Timidly touch it with a hoof
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>Jerk it back with a hiss
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I thought you said it wasn't hot!
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>Applejack chuckles
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>"Farmer's hooves, ah guess. Ya need to do more hard days work, Twi."
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>You grumble and pull out a quill and parchment from your saddlebag, and start to scribble down notes
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Reached the object. Further investigation has revealed that it is a large metallic sphere. Attempting to-
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>"Ya know, I reckon this whole thing could be over a lot fast if ya didn't keep stallin’. Let's crack this sucker open and see what's inside!"
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>Rarity steps forward
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>"I'm not sure that would be wise, Applejack. For all we know, there could be something highly dangerous inside! This is clearly an extra-terrestrial device and we must use extreme caution when handling it!"
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>Applejack rolls her eyes
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>"Come on, Rarity. Ah'm sure it's not that bad. I know it's scary, but..."
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>Applejack looks back at the sphere, a small smile creeping onto her face
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>"But ah'm just so excited to see what's inside! It's the answer, ya know?"
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>She leans forwards and whispers
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>"Are we alone, an' all."
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>Rarity shudders
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>"I should hope we are! I don't want to think about what hideous creature could be lurking inside there!"
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>Regardless of Rarity's warnings, you find yourself getting increasingly excited the more you hear Applejack talk
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>Without further delay, you approach the sphere and start poking it with magic
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>It's completely sealed, but you think you can feel a slight crack, barely touchable with magic
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>You slip some magic inside it, and concentrate
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>Feel your magical grip tighten, and pull
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>To your surprise, the sphere opens with the slightest touch
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>A loud hissing causes you to yelp and jump back
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>Applejack and Rainbow Dash move to the front of the group and glare at the opening
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>Mechanical whirring accompanies the slowly opening hatch
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>Brace yourself for whatever is lurking within the sphere
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>Lights within come to life, and a small mechanical arm extends from inside the sphere
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>You tentatively walk past AJ and Rainbow
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>The arm appears to be holding a small tube
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>It extends as far as it can reach, and waits
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>You glance at the tube then back at the arm
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>Grip it with magic and pull, the arm relinquishing the tube and retreating back inside the sphere
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>Inspect the tube and find that the end simply pops off
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>A slip of rolled up parchment is found inside
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>Only, the parchment is utterly perfect
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>It's edges are almost like knife points, and the material itself gleams in the sunlight, the blemish -less white colour reflecting the light like a mirror
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>Slowly unravel the parchment and stare at its contents.
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>...
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>What.
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>You turn the parchment over and inspect the other side
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>Nothing
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>Look back at the original side
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>Your friends peer at it
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>There, in giant bold letters, the parchment says:
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>"Ur a faget."
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>Blink a few times
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W-what do you think it means?
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>Rainbow Dash clears her throat
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>"I uhhh, I think it means you're a faget, Twi."
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What's a faget?
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>"You, apparently."
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>Scrunch up your face
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But... But that makes no sense! Where's the deep meaningful message to tell us that we're not alone in the universe?!
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>"Dunno. But at least we now know that you're a faget."
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>Rainbow snickers
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>Pinkie Pie joins in
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>Fluttershy creeps forwards
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>"Ummm, I think there's more stuff inside it..."
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>You look past the parchment and into the sphere
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>Various black slates line the walls, and several small objects can also be seen
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>You grimace and take a few confident steps forward, determined to crack this mystery
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>Hop inside the sphere and look around it
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>It's still pretty small in here, and only two ponies at a time can fit
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>Fluttershy decides to join you
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>Cast your eyes over the various objects
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>A small black slate with a reflective front catches your eye
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>Pick it up with magic and inspect it
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>Feel all over it with magic
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>Wave it around
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>Tap it carefully with a hoof
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What is this thing?
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>Fluttershy carefully pushes the side of the slate with her hoof
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>The front of the slate is instantly replaced with a bright white light
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Woah!
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>Fluttershy blushes
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>"S-sorry! did I break it?"
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No! I think... It's working now.
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>You stare in awe at the slate, which was jet black a second a go
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>Now it's a blinding white surface, adorned with 4 identical green symbols forming a square
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>Words suddenly appear, and you grin
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>Actual reading! This you can do.
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>"Please input command."
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>Blink and cock your head
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>Search the slate for any more buttons like the kind Fluttershy found
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>Nothing
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I don't get it.
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>A clear voice rings out from the slate
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>"Command not recognised"
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>You are gobsmacked
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>Now it can SPEAK?!
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>You feel your heart rate increase exponentially
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>This slate is clearly far more advanced than the sphere it came in
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>Fluttershy is looking over your shoulder, hiding behind her mane
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>"H-hello, mister"
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>"Command not recognised"
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>She whispers a barely audible "okay" and shies away to look at other things
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>Clear your throat
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Greetings!
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>"Command not recognised"
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What?
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>"Command not recognised"
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No, I just-
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>"Command not recognised"
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Shut up, you stupid machine!
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>It's silent for a second
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>And then
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>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?!"
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>Scream and drop it, the slate clattering to the floor but still shouting in blind rage
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>"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND HAVE OVER THREE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS!"
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>Hear Applejack shout from outside
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>"What's goin on in there, Twi?!"
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I HAVE NO IDEA! STOP! PLEASE!
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>"Command recognised. Stopping retort"
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>Breathe a sigh of relief
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>You gingerly pick the slate back up again with magic, being careful not the say anything out loud, lest you offend it again
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>What are you supposed to say to it?
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>A simple hello wouldn't work, and you really don't want to insult it again
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>You decide to ask it a simple question
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What is your... Function?
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>"Query recognised - Data Slate number four is an archive of information from the nation of Fourchan. Would you like to know more?"
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Yes please!
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>"Tough shit."
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>The slate goes black, and a small card pops out of the bottom
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>Confused, you take it and read it
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>"Mad?"
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>Grumble and try to crush it with magic
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>It's made of weird shiny substance, and seems to be resistant to tearing
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>You throw it on the floor instead
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This is a joke... It has to be...
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>Fluttershy turns around
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>"L-look what I found!"
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>She's holding a huge spire-like object
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Woah! Now we're getting somewhere!
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>It's bright red, with lighter shades of red all over it, and is tipped at a point
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>Fluttershy is in awe
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>"It's so big!"
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>You prod it with a hoof
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It's... Soft, as well. What do you suppose it is?
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>Fluttershy blushes
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>"Umm... I-I don't know... I'll look at it some more later..."
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>She puts it back and you continue to poke around the sphere
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>You find a small box with a hole in it. You're not sure what it is, but it's made of a lovely looking material. It must be an ornament.
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>Putting it back, you see something that makes me jump for joy
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A book!
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>Fluttershy moves over to your side
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>"Oh! How wonderful! Maybe it has pictures!"
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>You open the first page
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>"OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOODNESS!"
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>You scream and throw the book outside with magic
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>"Hey, whatcha chuckin' at us, Twi?"
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DON'T OPEN THAT BOOK!
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>...
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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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I TOLD YOU NOT TOO!"
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>"W-WHAT IS THAT?! WHY IS IT DOING THAT? IS THAT THE THING THAT SENT THIS SPHERE?!"
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>Rarity scoffs
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>"Darling, what on earth are you screaming about- OOOOH NO! NO NO NO! SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW!"
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>You hear a loud bang
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>Poke your head out the sphere
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>The book is now ash on the floor
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>Rarity is panting heavily, her horn smoking gently
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>Gulp and go back inside
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>"Umm, Twilight? Look what I found."
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>You cautiously approach what appears to be a picture of a...
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Oh my! Is that...
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>"This must be the creature that sent us this sphere!"
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>The creature in the picture is a large biped, a huge belly sticking out of a long black coat
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>It's also wearing a stylish hat, but something about the combination of the hat and coat just irks you
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I'm getting uncomfortable looking at this thing, Fluttershy. But I'm not sure why
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>"M-me too.."
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>You put away the picture and move on
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>Find a large chest with one of those slates built into the side
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>Jiggle with it for a second
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>You can't seem to open it
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>Try again, harder this time
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>It feels like it's about to open, but it never does
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>Strain yourself and surge magic into the chest
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>The slate comes to life
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>Another creature flashes up on the screen
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>This one seems to be leering at you
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>">Trying to open this chest"
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>">4013"
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>"I seriously hope you alien faggots don't do this"
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>Grind your teeth in frustration
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>Fluttershy pokes you
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>Turn around
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>She motions towards a large button
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>It has a small label on it
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>"The answer to the universe"
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>Your eyes widen
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>Glance at Fluttershy
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>She looks back nervously
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>"Should we press it?"
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Why not? Not like it could get any worse...
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>You press the button down
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>Nothing happens
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>Sigh
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I should have figured...
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>A loud whirring noise alerts you to something
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>Red lights start popping up all over the walls
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>The slate you picked up before starts flashing red
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>The voice rings out
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>"WARNING. WARNING. WARNING"
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FLUTTERSHY! OUT, NOW!
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>You tackle your friend out of the hatch and hit the floor hard
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>Turn over and look back at the sphere
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>To your horror, the entire sphere crackles with electricity
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>Before collapsing in on itself
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>The metal groans and snaps, but the sphere crushes itself to the size of a grape
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>The 'grape' then explodes
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>Stare at where the sphere just was
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W-what. WHAT?!
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>Rainbow Dash seems outraged
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>"What the hay?! What kinda alien visit was THAT?"
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>You feel your eye twitch
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>Unable to comprehend what just happened, you throw your head back and roar
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>You're so mad right now
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>"I-it's not all bad, Twilight!"
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>Open your eyes and look at Fluttershy
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>She's hugging the red spire she found
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>"I managed to grab it as we left! Isn't that wonderful?"
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>And then you realise just what it is
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>Fucking Aliens.
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