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[REQUEST] Anonymous - Visitors

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 21:18:09
Expiry: Never

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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 2nd, 2013
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    Not really Flutterrape. Just silly.
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    "deep space probe launched by 4chan finds it's way to equestria. filled with various stuff that w go nuts over."
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    Easy as pie. Let's do this.
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    >Day Visitors in Equestria
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    >You are Twilight Sparkle
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    >Personal student of Celestia
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    >Wake up and yawn
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    >Poke Spike awake, shower, poop, brush mane
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    >Trot downstairs to make yourself some breakfast
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    >Pour yourself a bowl of oats and eat them while trying to wake yourself up with a bit of light reading
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    >'Advanced Magical Leylines - Volume 8'
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    >Skim over the pages and grunt a "hello" as Spike walks past, wiping his eyes
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    >"Do we have any milk left?
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    Ugh.
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    >"Was that yes?"
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    UGH.
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    >"Alright then."
  23. 23.
    >You finish chapter 2 by the time you're done eating and walk into the kitchen to clean up your bowl
  24. 24.
    >Look out the window at the morning sun rising over Ponyville
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    >Feel yourself smile
  26. 26.
    >It's a most perfect day.
  27. 27.
    >Glance further skyward
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    >If you squint, you can still see a few stars, soon to be engulfed by the Sun's rays
  29. 29.
    >Notice that a particular one is shining extra bright this morning
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    That's funny, I don't recall seeing you in the astronomer's guide...
  31. 31.
    >You strain your eyes to get a better look, mentally documenting its position so that you may look it up later
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    >You shake your head and look again
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    >It might be your sleep deprivation, but you swear that it's getting... Brighter
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    >The light begins to get more intense, by now you don't even need to squint
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    >Whatever it is, it's getting closer.
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    >And just like that, the object tears through the skies of Equestria, a sonic boom obliterating any clouds near it
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    >A burning mass travelling at an unthinkable velocity hurtles towards Ponyville
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    >Gasp
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    >Your mind is already working 5 steps ahead in case the object collides with anything
  40. 40.
    >It's not often that something like this happens
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    >Run outside the library just in time to see it reach the town
  42. 42.
    >The object howls past, deafening you and shattering every single window in the area
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    >It lands outside of Ponyville, a large explosion of dirt marking its position
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    >You stare at the dust cloud from where you're stood
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    >And grin
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    Come on, girls! It's this way!
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    >Rainbow Dash flies overhead and sees it first
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    >"Woah! Hey, you guys, hurry up! You have GOT to see this!"
  49. 49.
    >You pick up the pace, your mind racing
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    >But when you reach the crest of the hill, what you see isn't a moon rock, nor is it a deep space meteorite
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    >It's a large metal sphere
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    >Your eyes widen and your heart stops
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    >Your friends are silent, even Rainbow Dash
  54. 54.
    >Fluttershy quietly breaks the silence
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    >"W-what is it?"
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    >You shake your head
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    I'm not... Sure.
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    >Applejack starts towards it
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    >Hold a hood out in front of her
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    Wait! We don't know what it is! It could be dangerous!
  61. 61.
    >Applejack chuckles
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    >"We ain't gonna know until we find out, are we?"
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    >She pushes past you and down the crater's slope
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    >Once she reaches the sphere, the rest of the group holds its breath
  65. 65.
    >Applejack reaches forwards and bangs on the sphere twice with a hoof
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    >"It ain't that hot. Ah think it’s fine."
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    >You all cautiously head down the slopes and towards it
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    >Despite your trepidation, your hooves carry you there faster than any pony else.
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    >Reach Applejack's side and stare up at the sphere
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    >It's about two ponies high, and made of a dark grey metallic material
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    >Timidly touch it with a hoof
  72. 72.
    >Jerk it back with a hiss
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    I thought you said it wasn't hot!
  74. 74.
    >Applejack chuckles
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    >"Farmer's hooves, ah guess. Ya need to do more hard days work, Twi."
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    >You grumble and pull out a quill and parchment from your saddlebag, and start to scribble down notes
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    Reached the object. Further investigation has revealed that it is a large metallic sphere. Attempting to-
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    >"Ya know, I reckon this whole thing could be over a lot fast if ya didn't keep stallin’. Let's crack this sucker open and see what's inside!"
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    >Rarity steps forward
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    >"I'm not sure that would be wise, Applejack. For all we know, there could be something highly dangerous inside! This is clearly an extra-terrestrial device and we must use extreme caution when handling it!"
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    >Applejack rolls her eyes
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    >"Come on, Rarity. Ah'm sure it's not that bad. I know it's scary, but..."
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    >Applejack looks back at the sphere, a small smile creeping onto her face
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    >"But ah'm just so excited to see what's inside! It's the answer, ya know?"
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    >She leans forwards and whispers
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    >"Are we alone, an' all."
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    >Rarity shudders
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    >"I should hope we are! I don't want to think about what hideous creature could be lurking inside there!"
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    >Regardless of Rarity's warnings, you find yourself getting increasingly excited the more you hear Applejack talk
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    >Without further delay, you approach the sphere and start poking it with magic
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    >It's completely sealed, but you think you can feel a slight crack, barely touchable with magic
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    >You slip some magic inside it, and concentrate
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    >Feel your magical grip tighten, and pull
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    >To your surprise, the sphere opens with the slightest touch
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    >A loud hissing causes you to yelp and jump back
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    >Applejack and Rainbow Dash move to the front of the group and glare at the opening
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    >Mechanical whirring accompanies the slowly opening hatch
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    >Brace yourself for whatever is lurking within the sphere
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    >Lights within come to life, and a small mechanical arm extends from inside the sphere
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    >You tentatively walk past AJ and Rainbow
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    >The arm appears to be holding a small tube
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    >It extends as far as it can reach, and waits
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    >You glance at the tube then back at the arm
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    >Grip it with magic and pull, the arm relinquishing the tube and retreating back inside the sphere
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    >Inspect the tube and find that the end simply pops off
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    >A slip of rolled up parchment is found inside
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    >Only, the parchment is utterly perfect
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    >It's edges are almost like knife points, and the material itself gleams in the sunlight, the blemish -less white colour reflecting the light like a mirror
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    >Slowly unravel the parchment and stare at its contents.
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    >...
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    >What.
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    >You turn the parchment over and inspect the other side
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    >Nothing
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    >Look back at the original side
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    >Your friends peer at it
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    >There, in giant bold letters, the parchment says:
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    >"Ur a faget."
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    >Blink a few times
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    W-what do you think it means?
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    >Rainbow Dash clears her throat
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    >"I uhhh, I think it means you're a faget, Twi."
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    What's a faget?
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    >"You, apparently."
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    >Scrunch up your face
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    But... But that makes no sense! Where's the deep meaningful message to tell us that we're not alone in the universe?!
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    >"Dunno. But at least we now know that you're a faget."
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    >Rainbow snickers
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    >Pinkie Pie joins in
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    >Fluttershy creeps forwards
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    >"Ummm, I think there's more stuff inside it..."
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    >You look past the parchment and into the sphere
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    >Various black slates line the walls, and several small objects can also be seen
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    >You grimace and take a few confident steps forward, determined to crack this mystery
  134. 134.
    >Hop inside the sphere and look around it
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    >It's still pretty small in here, and only two ponies at a time can fit
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    >Fluttershy decides to join you
  137. 137.
    >Cast your eyes over the various objects
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    >A small black slate with a reflective front catches your eye
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    >Pick it up with magic and inspect it
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    >Feel all over it with magic
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    >Wave it around
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    >Tap it carefully with a hoof
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    What is this thing?
  144. 144.
    >Fluttershy carefully pushes the side of the slate with her hoof
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    >The front of the slate is instantly replaced with a bright white light
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    Woah!
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    >Fluttershy blushes
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    >"S-sorry! did I break it?"
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    No! I think... It's working now.
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    >You stare in awe at the slate, which was jet black a second a go
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    >Now it's a blinding white surface, adorned with 4 identical green symbols forming a square
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    >Words suddenly appear, and you grin
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    >Actual reading! This you can do.
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    >"Please input command."
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    >Blink and cock your head
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    >Search the slate for any more buttons like the kind Fluttershy found
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    >Nothing
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    I don't get it.
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    >A clear voice rings out from the slate
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    >"Command not recognised"
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    >You are gobsmacked
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    >Now it can SPEAK?!
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    >You feel your heart rate increase exponentially
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    >This slate is clearly far more advanced than the sphere it came in
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    >Fluttershy is looking over your shoulder, hiding behind her mane
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    >"H-hello, mister"
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    >"Command not recognised"
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    >She whispers a barely audible "okay" and shies away to look at other things
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    >Clear your throat
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    Greetings!
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    >"Command not recognised"
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    What?
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    >"Command not recognised"
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    No, I just-
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    >"Command not recognised"
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    Shut up, you stupid machine!
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    >It's silent for a second
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    >And then
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    >"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?!"
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    >Scream and drop it, the slate clattering to the floor but still shouting in blind rage
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    >"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND HAVE OVER THREE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS!"
  182. 182.
    >Hear Applejack shout from outside
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    >"What's goin on in there, Twi?!"
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    I HAVE NO IDEA! STOP! PLEASE!
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    >"Command recognised. Stopping retort"
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    >Breathe a sigh of relief
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    >You gingerly pick the slate back up again with magic, being careful not the say anything out loud, lest you offend it again
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    >What are you supposed to say to it?
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    >A simple hello wouldn't work, and you really don't want to insult it again
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    >You decide to ask it a simple question
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    What is your... Function?
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    >"Query recognised - Data Slate number four is an archive of information from the nation of Fourchan. Would you like to know more?"
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    Yes please!
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    >"Tough shit."
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    >The slate goes black, and a small card pops out of the bottom
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    >Confused, you take it and read it
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    >"Mad?"
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    >Grumble and try to crush it with magic
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    >It's made of weird shiny substance, and seems to be resistant to tearing
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    >You throw it on the floor instead
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    This is a joke... It has to be...
  202. 202.
    >Fluttershy turns around
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    >"L-look what I found!"
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    >She's holding a huge spire-like object
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    Woah! Now we're getting somewhere!
  206. 206.
    >It's bright red, with lighter shades of red all over it, and is tipped at a point
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    >Fluttershy is in awe
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    >"It's so big!"
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    >You prod it with a hoof
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    It's... Soft, as well. What do you suppose it is?
  211. 211.
    >Fluttershy blushes
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    >"Umm... I-I don't know... I'll look at it some more later..."
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    >She puts it back and you continue to poke around the sphere
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    >You find a small box with a hole in it. You're not sure what it is, but it's made of a lovely looking material. It must be an ornament.
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    >Putting it back, you see something that makes me jump for joy
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    A book!
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    >Fluttershy moves over to your side
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    >"Oh! How wonderful! Maybe it has pictures!"
  219. 219.
    >You open the first page
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  221. 221.
    >"OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOODNESS!"
  222. 222.
    >You scream and throw the book outside with magic
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    >"Hey, whatcha chuckin' at us, Twi?"
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    DON'T OPEN THAT BOOK!
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    >...
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    >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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    I TOLD YOU NOT TOO!"
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    >"W-WHAT IS THAT?! WHY IS IT DOING THAT? IS THAT THE THING THAT SENT THIS SPHERE?!"
  229. 229.
    >Rarity scoffs
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    >"Darling, what on earth are you screaming about- OOOOH NO! NO NO NO! SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW!"
  231. 231.
    >You hear a loud bang
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    >Poke your head out the sphere
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    >The book is now ash on the floor
  234. 234.
    >Rarity is panting heavily, her horn smoking gently
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    >Gulp and go back inside
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    >"Umm, Twilight? Look what I found."
  237. 237.
    >You cautiously approach what appears to be a picture of a...
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    Oh my! Is that...
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    >"This must be the creature that sent us this sphere!"
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    >The creature in the picture is a large biped, a huge belly sticking out of a long black coat
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    >It's also wearing a stylish hat, but something about the combination of the hat and coat just irks you
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    I'm getting uncomfortable looking at this thing, Fluttershy. But I'm not sure why
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    >"M-me too.."
  244. 244.
    >You put away the picture and move on
  245. 245.
    >Find a large chest with one of those slates built into the side
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    >Jiggle with it for a second
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    >You can't seem to open it
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    >Try again, harder this time
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    >It feels like it's about to open, but it never does
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    >Strain yourself and surge magic into the chest
  251. 251.
    >The slate comes to life
  252. 252.
    >Another creature flashes up on the screen
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    >This one seems to be leering at you
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    >">Trying to open this chest"
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    >">4013"
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    >"I seriously hope you alien faggots don't do this"
  257. 257.
    >Grind your teeth in frustration
  258. 258.
    >Fluttershy pokes you
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    >Turn around
  260. 260.
    >She motions towards a large button
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    >It has a small label on it
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    >"The answer to the universe"
  263. 263.
    >Your eyes widen
  264. 264.
    >Glance at Fluttershy
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    >She looks back nervously
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    >"Should we press it?"
  267. 267.
    Why not? Not like it could get any worse...
  268. 268.
    >You press the button down
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    >Nothing happens
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    >Sigh
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    I should have figured...
  272. 272.
    >A loud whirring noise alerts you to something
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    >Red lights start popping up all over the walls
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    >The slate you picked up before starts flashing red
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    >The voice rings out
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    >"WARNING. WARNING. WARNING"
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    FLUTTERSHY! OUT, NOW!
  278. 278.
    >You tackle your friend out of the hatch and hit the floor hard
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    >Turn over and look back at the sphere
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    >To your horror, the entire sphere crackles with electricity
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    >Before collapsing in on itself
  282. 282.
    >The metal groans and snaps, but the sphere crushes itself to the size of a grape
  283. 283.
    >The 'grape' then explodes
  284. 284.
    >Stare at where the sphere just was
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    W-what. WHAT?!
  286. 286.
    >Rainbow Dash seems outraged
  287. 287.
    >"What the hay?! What kinda alien visit was THAT?"
  288. 288.
    >You feel your eye twitch
  289. 289.
    >Unable to comprehend what just happened, you throw your head back and roar
  290. 290.
    >You're so mad right now
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  292. 292.
    >"I-it's not all bad, Twilight!"
  293. 293.
    >Open your eyes and look at Fluttershy
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    >She's hugging the red spire she found
  295. 295.
    >"I managed to grab it as we left! Isn't that wonderful?"
  296. 296.
    >And then you realise just what it is
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    >Fucking Aliens.

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