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[FLUTTERRAPE] Rainbow "Danger" Dash

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 21:31:10
Expiry: Never
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 24th, 2013
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  4. What's that? You want to read a story about your favourite rainbow-maned flyer?
  5. Tough shit. You get this. The brainchild of 600 seconds of writing time and a cup of luke-warm tea.
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  8. I'm so sorry.
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  11. >Day Stupidity in Equestria
  12. >Wake up
  13. >Shit, Shower, Shave
  14. >Plod downstairs
  15. >Fluttershy is already sat in your kitchen, drinking some early morning coffee and yawning
  16. >She blinks slowly, reflecting her tired demeanour
  17. "Already? I've not even had breakfast yet."
  18. >'Shy yawns, a sleepy smile forming on her face
  19. >"Good morning... I decided to get up early for today's attempt."
  20. "Which is?"
  21. >She hops off her seat and beckons for you to follow her
  22. >"Come on, handsome. Let me show you."
  23. >Groan
  24. >Grab an apple from your fruit bowl and follow her, chewing on it whilst trying to wake yourself up faster
  25. >Outside is a massive catapult
  26. >"Could you please get in?"
  27. "Hell no. That thing looks dangerous."
  28. >"Please? I assure you that it's totally safe--"
  29. >The moment she says the word "safe", a rope on the catapult snaps for seemingly no reason
  30. >A piece of wood shatters and flies off due to the sudden release of strain the rope had on it
  31. >It passes straight through your skull and into the open front door
  32. >Your body drops to the floor before you even know what's going on
  33. >Fluttershy is stunned
  34. "DON'T WORRY, ANON! I'LL SAVE YOU!"
  35. >Fluttershy looks up
  36. >Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria, honorary Wonderbolt, President of the Rainbow Dash club and Vice President of the Ponyville chess team (?) was watching the whole time
  37. >Upon seeing Anon's untimely death, you knew what you must do
  38. >Quick as a flash, you take off towards the horizon, your wings carrying you as fast as you can go
  39. >You reach the shores of the Great Western Sea and narrow your eyes, picking up speed over the completely open terrain
  40. >Within moments you reach supersonic speeds, an explosion resonating across the skies of Equestria, temporarily parting the water below you as you surge forwards
  41. >Just then, your father's voice speaks in your head
  42. >"Dashie. Remember what I taught you. You must fulfil your destiny!"
  43. >You sniff and fight back your tears
  44. "I-I will, father!"
  45. >The voice of your old mentor, Sensei Zoom Gofast joins your father's
  46. >"Dasho-san. Yoooou must be strong like turtle--"
  47. Tortoise
  48. >"Whatever. Yoooou must be strong like old sturdy lizard, but fast like arrow. Wax on wax off, Dashie-san"
  49. "I remember, Sensei!"
  50. >Gilda's voice then joins his
  51. >"Yo, Dash. You still like girls, right?"
  52. "No."
  53. >"Oh... Okay..."
  54. >You shake your head and concentrate on going faster
  55. >Channelling your inner duck, you hit Mach 2
  56. >You can no longer hear anything. Sound has ceased to grace your ears as you begin your rapid acceleration to speeds unknown
  57. >The world ahead of your becomes a blur, all the colours moulding together to form a mass of bright smears
  58. >A little Dashie dressed in Aviator glasses pops up next to your shoulder
  59. >She speaks as if she just inhaled a fuckton of helium
  60. >"Dashie! The portal! You don't have much time!"
  61. >Another Dashie in a pirate outfit appears over your other shoulder
  62. >"Arrrr! Tha handsome lass ain't joshin' ye, Dash! Ye must go faster than ye've ever gone before!"
  63. "But... But what if I can't?"
  64. >"YE MUST, LASS! THE FATE OF ANONYMOUS RESTS SOLELY WITH YE!"
  65. >They both disappear and you grit your teeth
  66. >As predicted, your speeds have not only carried you to the stratosphere, but you are also travelling 4x the speed of light. Because you're Rainbow Dash. And these speeds are only possible when you are thrown in to the equation
  67. >A huge rip in the fabric of spacetime opens before you
  68. >You rush into it
  69. >Large metal objects adorned in bright lights zoom past you as you careen forwards through a infinitely long tunnel towards a bright light
  70. >Your eyes widen
  71. "My god. It's full of cars."
  72. >The light engulfs you
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  74. >Be Anon
  75. "Hell no. That thing looks dangerous."
  76. >A massive explosion rocks the entire planet as Rainbow Dash, Lord General of the Imaginary Armies of the Dreamscape, hurtles out of an unknown dimension
  77. >She's surrounded by fire, wearing giant orange pointy sunglasses, and is playing a sick guitar riff as she travels
  78. >Though you're not sure how you actually saw all that, because she was travelling at quantum speeds
  79. >She draws back her guitar and slams it into Fluttershy so hard she simply ceases to exist. All memories of the pony formerly known as 'Fluttershy' are erased from reality. All photos that once pictured her are altered so that she isn't there, everything that she ever interacted is bent around her ever being real
  80. >Rainbow Dash does like, 980 backflips before she slides along the floor in front of you
  81. >She flashes you a grin
  82. >"Hey there, Hotstuff. Hows about you and I go back to my place and party like it's the 1600's."
  83. "NO."
  84. >Run back inside
  85. >Slam your front door
  86. >Draw pictures of dicks on your plates in magic marker for the rest of the day
  87. >Fucking Rainbow "Danger" Dash.
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  89. The End

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