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[FLUTTERRAPE] Catch 22
By NebulusCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-04 14:37:30
Expiry: Never
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Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 12th, 2014
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>Something taps your leg.
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>Ignore it.
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>A few seconds later, another tap.
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>Grumble and glare at your newspaper harder.
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>A final tap, followed by a sharp pain.
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"Gah fuc-- Wait, did you just -stab- me?!"
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>Sweetie Belle beams at you, a bloodied sewing needle in her mouth.
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>She spits it out and squeaks some kind of strange ethnic language at you.
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>Further listening indicates she might be saying hello, but it's hard to tell.
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"Shut up, Sweetie Belle."
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>She does so.
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"...Now whaddya want?"
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>"H-Hi, Anon!"
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"...Hi. Any reason why you just stabbed me in the leg?"
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>"O-oh, did I do that? Silly me! Ha ha!"
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>Sweetie Belle is...
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>Awkward.
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>Wouldn't have thought it, really.
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>Rarity raised her to be a rather classy young mare, but as the years went by, her curious eyes and intelligent demeanour diminished in the face of something everyone goes through at some point.
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>Adolescence.
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>Glare at her.
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>Your eyes quickly dart to her cutie mark and back to her face.
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>She sees this and blushes.
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>"S-see anything you like?"
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"Not too fond of hearts and music notes, so no."
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>Her singing voice is, for the lack of a better word, amazing.
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>She'll go far in life if she hones her talents.
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>-If- she hones her talents.
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>But unlike Applebloom, who, at the shocking age of 15, had already started her own blacksmithing shop.
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>Or Scootaloo, who, in a bizarre turn of events ended up as a demolitions mare--
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>Sweetie Belle had forgone her Cutie Mark, deeming that chapter of her life "done" once she had received it.
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>So she now concentrates on her new obsession.
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>Boys.
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>Colts.
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>Disgruntled males.
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>Like you.
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>"So umm, how're things?"
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>She grins at you.
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>The sun catches on her braces and you wince.
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"They're fine, Sweetie."
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>Inspect your leg.
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>It feels worse than it looks; a light flesh wound, it'll scab over.
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>"That's so cool! Things are fine with me as well! Gosh, we have so much in common!"
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>God dammit.
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>All you wanted to do today was relax.
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>Rarity hardly ever gives you a day off.
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>It's bad enough living in her closet, but now you have to deal with her sister.
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>Sweetie inspects the walls.
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>"I like what you've done with the place!"
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>She runs a hoof over the paint, and tries to sound haughty.
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>"I for one would have gone for a beige colour rather than this sickening 'maroon', but then again I suppose it compliments the Feng Shui just fine."
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"The wall is yellow, Sweetie."
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>She bites her bottom lip hard and you can almost hear her internal screaming.
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>"Um, I knew that; I was kidding! Don't you like jokes? Gosh, don't be such a dork, Anon!"
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>Raise an eyebrow at her.
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>"Unless you like being a dork. Then that's cool! I love dorks!"
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>She blushes.
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>"D-do you love dorks?"
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"How the hell do you manage at school?"
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>At "school" she cringes.
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>Then sighs.
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>"I get by..."
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"You alright there?"
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>"Yeah..."
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>She pouts.
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>"Suppose I'm just waiting for that special somepony, you know?"
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"Uh, sure."
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>Sweetie steps forwards, her movements mirroring that of a drunk before she flops onto your lap.
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>You're sort of sat on the floor cross-legged.
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>Not much room for furniture in a closet.
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>"Oh Anon! Woe is me!"
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"Did you learn that one from Rarity?"
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>"...N-no-- listen! You -have- to do something for me!"
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>Great.
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>If Sweetie ever tries to get anything from you, Rarity won't allow you to say no.
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>It was one of the many conditions for you living here.
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>Granted, Sweetie hasn't asked anything -too- bad of you; most of her requests are inane things like "Tell me if I look fat in this, and be honest" and "Do you have a marefriend? You're not allowed to lie."
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>You're only a few years older than her, so maybe that's why she keeps pestering you.
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>Give a reluctant sigh.
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"...What?"
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>She smiles up at you, eyes sparkling.
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>Hang on a siggedy second.
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>Scramble to your feet, pushing her off you.
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>Spin around on the spot, searching for the tiny shelf that has your calender on it.
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>Grab it.
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"No."
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>Stare down in horror at Sweetie Belle, who's grinning from ear to ear.
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"NO--"
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>"Take me to prom!"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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"--NOT DOING THIS."
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>"Anonymous, -please-!"
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>Rarity glares at you.
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>"Need I remind you who puts a roof over your head and puts food on your table?!"
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"I don't own a table."
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>"...Floor!"
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>Sigh.
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"You do, Rarity."
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>She smirks at you.
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>Sweetie Belle stands behind her.
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>She's nice enough not to make faces or act like a massive bitch whilst Rarity shouts at you, but she knows she's about to get her wish.
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>"Now. It is only a single night; I am not asking you to -marry- Sweetie Belle!"
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>Sweetie visibly "hnngs" at the idea.
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>"I shall supply you with clothes, all I ask is that you show my sister a good time! That is all!"
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>Sweetie giggles and rushes off to do whatever the hell it is she does in her room.
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>As she leaves, Rarity watches her go.
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>A dark look crosses her face once her sister is gone, and she uses her magic to yank you down to her level.
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>"Make no mistakes, Anonymous; if she comes home teary eyed I will remove the bones from your body."
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>Her magical grip tightens.
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>"But if you even -consider- doing anything "dirty" with her, I'll gladly skin you and use you as a fashion item."
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"W-What kind of fashion item?"
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>Her eyes narrow.
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>"A cock-sock."
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>Your heart skips a beat.
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>"Am I making myself clear, Anonymous?"
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"Crystal clear, ma'am."
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>"Good."
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>She relinquishes her grasp on you.
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>"Now leave me be, I have to prepare your clothes."
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>Gulp, nod, and walk towards the door.
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>"Oh, and Anonymous?"
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>Turn to her.
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"Yes, Rarity?"
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>She wordlessly pulls a pair of scissors off a shelf with magic, levitates a thin roll of fabric up to them, and cuts the roll in half.
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>You don't hang around a second longer.
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>"Ohmygosh, this is going to be -great-, isn't it, Anon?!"
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"Yeah. Great."
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>Walk up the dirt road towards the school house.
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>It's been built up somewhat over the years, thanks to Applebloom.
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>There are a lot more buildings dotted around it, making up a complex of sorts.
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>The prom is being held inside the original building.
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>Stepping inside, you see that it's been cleared of desks and is now a sizeable space packed with ponies.
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>A low dance beat is thumping the walls, and ponies bounce up and down in an awkward teenage clusterfuck.
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>Sweetie can barely contain her excitement.
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>You can barely contain your balls.
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>They're squashed inside this tight suit Rarity put together for you.
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>' It's tight as a reminder. If you try anything with her I'll crush them. '
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>Shudder and immediately head for the punch bowl.
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>A foreign exchange student is stood next to it, his mane coming down over his face.
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>As is usually the case with alpacas.
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>"Woah, man, what's up?"
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>How the hell did he even see you through that?
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>"Check out this sick punch, bro."
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"Wh-what."
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>"Niiiiiice."
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"Who are you again?"
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>"Wooooooah!"
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>He trails off, mumbling to himself and making "whooshing" noises under his breath.
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>You think he might be day dreaming about surfing.
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>Fucking alpacas.
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>However, you do indeed check out the punch.
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>There's a bottle of pills between it and the alpaca.
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>' Gnarly Gnights - For the most tubular of date-rapes. '
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>Jesus.
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>You avoid the punch bowl and move onto the other refreshments.
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>"So did you want some punch?"
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>Jump.
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>Sweetie is stood at your side.
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>She's wearing a cute little thing that Rarity tossed together in the space of 4 minutes.
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>Literally just plucked a dirty towel off the bathroom floor, grabbed some drawing pins, a spool of pink thread, and somehow made a frilly red dress out of it.
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>Gotta give her credit, she's good.
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>"Umm, Anon?"
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"Huh? Oh, sorry, spaced out. No, don't touch the punch, Sweetie."
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>She grins.
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>"Aww, don't want me getting drunk and... S-saucy?"
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>She turns around and takes a step towards the alpaca and his ticket to fourth base.
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>Grab her up in your arms and carry her to the other side of the room.
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>She squeals the whole time.
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>No one notices because of the music and the general commotion.
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>Set her down and glare at her.
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>She's blushing furiously.
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>"Y-you're so strong!"
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"Thanks, but really, don't do that again."
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>"Oh. Em. Gee."
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>...
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>Fucking hell.
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>Sweetie's glee vanishes and she instantly becomes more withdrawn, looking at her hooves.
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>"Did you like, -seriously- bring -that- to prom?"
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>Spin on your heel and look down at the newcomer.
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>Diamond Tiara.
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>She snickers at the pair of you.
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"Oh. It's you. Where's Silver Spoon? I always thought she was prettier than you."
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>Diamond twitches slightly.
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>"She didn't come, she got sick."
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"Pity. What do you want?"
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>"Shut up, nerd; hey, Sweetie Belle, are you having a good time with this disgusting creature? Figures you'd bring him since you can't get a date with a normal pony."
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>Sweetie doesn't answer, she just looks at the floor, a sad look in her eyes.
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>"Hey, I'm talking to you!"
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"Well maybe she would answer if you weren't acting like such a bitch. Just fuck off, Diamond, no one likes you."
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>She simply laughs.
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>"No need to be so nice to her, Anon; I know she's the only mare desperate enough to fall for you but that's no reason to stoop to her level."
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"Wow. You're so pleasant and easy to talk to."
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>The mare sneers.
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>"I don't need your approval to do what I want, Anon. But what I can say is this: ditch Sweetie."
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>Sweetie Belle looks up, shocked and hurt.
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"I'm sorry?"
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>"You heard me. You may be disgusting, but you're like, the most interesting thing here. I want to talk to you in private."
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"Oh. Well sorry to piss on your cornflakes but that's not going to happen."
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>Look down at Sweetie.
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>She's smiling up at you.
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>"Th-thanks, Anon..."
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>The stereotype before you laughs.
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>"This is rich! Are you being serious right now, Anon?! You can do -so- much better than her!"
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"Weren't you saying that I was disgusting a second ago?"
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>"Shut up, monkey, come with me."
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"No."
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>Diamond Tiara glares at you, then turns tail and walks off.
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>Sigh and sit down next to Sweetie.
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>She rests her head against you.
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>"Thanks, Anon..."
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"S'alright."
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>Watch as Diamond disappears into the crowd.
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>The music increases in tempo, and with it, the volume of the crowd.
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>Sweetie doesn't seem too thrilled about matters.
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>Nudge her with your elbow.
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"What's up, Sweets? Aren't you happy to be here?"
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>Sweetie sniffs
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>"Sure, I guess; It's just Diamond."
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>Frown.
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"What about her? She's a bitch and has no friends, big deal."
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>"I know, but, that doesn't stop what she says from hurting..."
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>Snort.
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"Please, she's just--"
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>Sweetie looks up at you, her eyes full of crushed hope.
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>You bite your tongue, preventing you from finishing your sentence.
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"You really feel that bad, huh?"
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>She nods.
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>Fold your arms and readjust yourself in your seat.
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>For a while you both sit still, watching Sweetie's classmates dance away.
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>Sweetie sighs.
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>"It's just... Why me? What did I ever do to get Diamond Tiara's attention?"
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>You bite your lip.
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"You're uh... Prettier than her?"
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>"...What about my braces?"
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>Shrug.
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"Braces can be cute."
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>"And what about my um, weirdness?"
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"Everyone's a bit weird. People who say otherwise are liars."
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>Sweetie turns to you, blushing.
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>"That works, I guess."
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>She leans up and tries to peck you on the cheek.
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>Before she can, she sees something and retreats back to her spot.
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>"Aww, did I interrupt?"
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"Oh my. She graces us with her presence yet again."
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>Diamond smirks at you.
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>"Changed your mind yet, monkey?"
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>Look down at Sweetie.
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>She's avoiding looking at anything.
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>Glance back at Diamond, stood proud and wearing some cheap shit that Rarity would never pass as a dress.
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"You know what?"
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>Diamond raises an eyebrow.
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"Yeah, I'll go with you."
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>Sweetie's head twists up, the mare gawping at you.
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>"Wh... A-anon?"
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>Wink at her.
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"Come on, let's go."
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>Walk past Diamond, leaving Sweetie in a corner by herself.
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>She watches you go, tears in her eyes.
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>Diamond pushes past you, intending to lead and not follow.
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>Look over your shoulder at your 'date' and mouth the words "trust me".
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>As you pass the table, you nod at the alpaca.
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>Through some sort of weird telepathy, he nods back and slides a cup of punch towards you.
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>"Radical."
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"Stop saying that; it'll never catch on."
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>"Rrrradical."
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>Diamond leads the way out the school house and into the night.
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>She struts over to one of the buildings around the school.
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>You think this one is the sports hall.
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>Allow yourself to be dragged around the back of it.
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>Out of sight and out of earshot, she turns to you.
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>"So~"
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"So."
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>Set your drink on a water barrel next to a drainpipe.
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>"Nice night?"
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"You really trying to make small talk with me right now?"
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>"You're right, it's a waste of time."
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>She reaches up and plucks her tiara off her head, tossing it aside and messing up her mane with a hoof.
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>"Let's just get straight to it~"
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"What exactly do you think is going to happen here?"
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>She pauses.
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>"Anon, you know where this is going."
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"I know where you -want- it to go, but uhh..."
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>You glance back at your drink.
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"...I think I'll give small talk another chance."
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>Pick up your drink and sit on the grass, your back to the wooden panel wall.
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>Your companion huffs and sits down next to you, shuffling over so that her head is resting on your shoulder.
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>"Then I guess we can start again. Nice night?"
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"I guess. You uh, smell good."
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>She doesn't.
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>"Thanks~ I wore this for you."
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>Roll your eyes.
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"You've never even been interested in me; you're just doing this to get at Sweetie Belle."
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>She lets out a short laugh.
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>"You're right, I am."
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>Diamond turns her head to look at you.
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>"I want to make her know that I can take away anything she loves."
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>Give her a flat look.
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"Why? What has Sweetie ever done to you?"
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>Diamond shrugs, putting on an innocent face.
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>"Oh, I don't know~ probably nothing; I just like watching her squirm."
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>She develops a grin.
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>"Just like I want to watch you squirm~"
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>A hoof brushes over your pants.
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>You raise your drink to your lips, then pause.
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"I haven't had any in a while..."
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>Diamond's smile widens.
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>"Good! Then this is gonna work out well for both of us~"
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>She makes circles with her hoof over your pants.
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>"I get to ruin Sweetie's life and you get to cover my ass with your cum. Sounds like a great night to me~"
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>Force a smile onto your face.
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"Sounds kinda good when you put it like that."
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>Offer her the cup.
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"Want a drink before we get started?"
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>Diamond takes the cup from you.
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>"Oh, you're such a gentlecolt."
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>She takes a huge gulp from it.
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>Smile as she does so.
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>"So~ Let's take off those pants."
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>She starts fumbling with your belt buckle.
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>Help her out, undoing it and slowly unzipping your pants.
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>Diamond bites her bottom lip as she watches.
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>"Mmm... I can almost smell it~"
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>You stroke her face with a hand, bringing your lips closer to hers.
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>She closes her eyes, whispering.
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>"And I'm gonna enjoy riding your fat c--... zzzzz..."
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>Aaaand she's out.
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>Damn, that stuff works fast.
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>Snort and stand up, shrugging her off you.
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>Zip your pants up and empty the rest of the cup all over her.
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"God, I thought people like you were made up by Disney to scare kids, but here we are."
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>Nudge her ribs with a foot.
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>She's completely still.
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"Don't worry, I'll send someone to come and get you."
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>She drools in her sleep and snorts.
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>Stroll back across the grass to the prom hall.
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>Pushing open the door, you head for the punch bowl.
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>Though he doesn't even turn his head, the alpaca speaks up when you come into range.
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>"Hey, dudebro."
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"Hey. Behind the sports hall. Have fun."
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>You think you see a smile form under all that hair.
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>"Radical."
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"Still not catching on."
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>He shuffles out the door, and you go to find Sweetie Belle.
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>She's sat in her corner still, trying to seem fine when in fact her make-up is smudged from her crying.
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>Smile down at her, your hands on your hips.
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>After a moment she notices you, and peers up, her eyes still moist.
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>"A-Anon? Where's... umm... you know..."
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"Eh, she fell asleep."
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>Grin.
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"I swear it was an accident."
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>Sweetie studies your face carefully.
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>A few seconds later she smiles.
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>"O-oh... Oh!"
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>The mare giggles.
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>"That's... unfortunate."
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"Very."
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>Sweetie looks away at the dance floor.
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>You take a seat next to her and watch the other ponies for a while.
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>Glancing over at her, what she wants is obvious.
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>She's just too shy to ask you.
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>Rub the back of your head and try to forget everything you know about social reputation or dignity.
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"So uh... wanna dance?"
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>The school house empties out, couples going their separate ways and quiet laughter filling the night air.
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>Sweetie is glued to your side, beaming from ear to ear.
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>You turn your head towards the sports hall in the distance as you walk down the path.
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>Two shapes are shrouded in shadow.
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>One of them is moving their hips rhythmically.
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>Fucking foreigners.
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>"So did you have a great night?"
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>Ponder this for a moment.
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"Yeah, I guess I did."
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>Sweetie is quiet for a moment.
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>"Good! Let's um, go this way, I wanna show you something."
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>Shrug and follow her.
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>She takes you over to some trees off the beaten path.
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>Once you're both surrounded by thick trunks, she rears up on her hind legs, placing her forehooves against a tree and showing you what lurks beneath her dress.
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>"D-do you wanna do it?"
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>You watch her back legs.
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>She moves around slightly, and a thin twig gets snapped underhoof.
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>Your face goes pale.
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"Uh, no; n-no, I don't, never."
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>Sweetie turns back to you, her lips quivering.
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388.
>...
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389.
>Her mouth lips, genius.
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390.
>"N-never?"
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391.
>Uh oh.
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392.
>"B-but we had such a great night! A-and couples are supposed to do this on prom night!"
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393.
>Back away from her, your hands held up.
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394.
"Woah now, not -every- couple, Sweetie."
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395.
>"But why not?!"
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396.
>She stomps her hoof, snapping another twig.
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397.
>You cringe.
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398.
>"Am I n-not good looking?!"
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399.
"You look great!"
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400.
>"Then why not?!"
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401.
"Because your sister will do things to me if I do!"
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402.
>She stares at you, unblinking.
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403.
>Her face contorts.
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404.
>"YOU MEAN YOU'RE SCREWING MY -SISTER-?!"
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405.
"What, no! No! I mean she'll--"
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406.
>"NO! You're NOT doing this to me, Anon!"
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407.
>Oh god oh god oh god.
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408.
>"I waited years for this! -Years-!"
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409.
>The waterworks come again.
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410.
>"A-All I ever wanted from you was -something- to show that you cared!"
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411.
"We've been living together for years! Of course I care!"
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412.
>"Then prove it!"
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413.
"Fine! I'll kiss you, will that help?"
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414.
>"NO!"
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415.
>This whole time, Sweetie was backing you up further into the trees, away from the path.
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416.
>"You kissed me three and a half years ago when we were playing spin the bottle at Applebloom's place while she was in the bathroom; you were wearing a purple shirt and white pants and I was wearing a cute red bow I had Rarity make me just for that one NIGHT!"
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417.
>Well that wasn't creepy in the slightest.
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418.
>"I want -more-, Anon. And if you don't, I'll tell Rarity that you ruined my prom night!"
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419.
>Shit.
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420.
"But if I do anything with you she'll kill me!"
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421.
>"She doesn't have to find out!"
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422.
"She always finds out-- IT'S RARITY!"
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423.
>"I don't care! Just give me this one thing, Anon!"
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424.
"I give you loads of things!"
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425.
>Your back hits a tree.
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426.
>"Give me something that has -meaning- then!"
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427.
"Oh come on, wasn't that perfume good enough?!"
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428.
>"The perfume I'm wearing now, you mean? I don't know, Anon, is it good enough? Does it make me any more attractive to you?!"
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429.
"I already said that you're attrac--"
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430.
>She stands up again and places her hooves on either side of you, trapping you against the tree.
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431.
>You could, of course, push her off.
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432.
>But then again, Rarity would obliterate you.
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433.
>You could also go along with her.
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434.
>But then again, Rarity would castrate you, -then- obliterate you.
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435.
"Come on, Sweetie, I took care of Diamond for you!"
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436.
>"...I-I know, and thank you for doing that for me."
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437.
>She sighs and gazes up at you.
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438.
>Even on her hind legs her face only reaches your chin.
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439.
>"...You're the only guy I like, Anon..."
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440.
>She sniffs.
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441.
>"No one else appeals to me but you..."
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442.
"I gathered, but is raping me in the woods really the best way to make me like you?"
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443.
>She giggles and blushes.
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444.
>"I dunno... It might be fun to do naughty things in the woods at night with your marefriend~"
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445.
"Woah, hey, we're not dating."
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446.
>"We are now, or else Rarity might hear bad things about tonight."
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447.
>...
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448.
"Are you... You're blackmailing me, aren't you."
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449.
>She nods happily.
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450.
>"Uh huh!"
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451.
"Fuck."
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452.
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453.
>"So, how did it go, Anonymous?"
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454.
>Rarity sizes you up.
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455.
>"Your clothes seem... Messy."
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456.
"Oh, I tripped up on the way home. Sweetie found it uhh, hilarious."
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457.
>Sweetie struts past behind Rarity, her own dress scuffed up.
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458.
>Your eyes watch her rear shake from side to side as she walks.
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459.
>Rarity moves into your vision.
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460.
>"Something you want to tell me, Anonymous?"
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461.
>Stare at her eyes, sweating.
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462.
"N-no."
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463.
>"I hope you're not lying, Anonymous."
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464.
>Sweetie returns to the room, no longer wearing her dress.
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465.
>She waves at you behind Rarity's back and runs a hoof over her curves.
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466.
>Your forehead becomes torrential.
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467.
"O-Of course not. Everything is fine."
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468.
>Sweetie skips past, humming.
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469.
>"Everything's fine, sis~!"
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470.
>Rarity snorts and gets out of your face.
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471.
>She strolls back up to her inspiration room and shuts the door.
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472.
>Sweetie rushes over to you, excitement clear in her features.
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473.
>"Sooo, what do you want to do now, coltfriend?~"
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474.
"I'm going to sleep."
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475.
>"Oh! Good idea!"
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476.
"Alone."
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477.
>Sweetie scrunches her face up.
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478.
>"RARI--"
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479.
>Clamp your hand over her mouth and drag her to your closet, shutting the door behind you and turning off the lights.
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480.
>Fucking Sweetie Belle.
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481.
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482.
The End.
by Nebulus
by Nebulus
by Nebulus
by Nebulus