[ANON IN EQUESTRIA] FurAffinityShy


                                            Originally uploaded to Pastebin: July 27th, 2014

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                                            Written in a thread about Fluttershy having a FurAffinity account.


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                                            "Hey there, Fluttershy!"

                                            >"Anon?! O-oh! H-hi! What are you doing here?"

                                            "Just come to visit, we hardly see each other nowadays."

                                            >Push past her and into her house.

                                            >"O-oh, umm, p-please don't. Wait, what did you want? Do you want a drink please..."

                                            >She trails off into incoherent mumbling.

                                            >Shake your head and smile.

                                            "It's been two weeks, Shy. We used to hang out all the time and now you're always cooped up in here."

                                            >Crouch down and playfully boop her nose.

                                            "C'mon. What's up?"

                                            >She flinches and blushes at your touch.

                                            >"I've been... Reading."

                                            >She gives you a lopsided smile.

                                            >"Reading books!"

                                            >Raise an eyebrow.

                                            "Really? Huh, never took you for a heavy reader, Shy. Whatcha been reading?"

                                            >"Hemmingneigh... A.K Yearling... Y-you know. All that good stuff."

                                            " 'Good stuff'. "

                                            >Her blush deepens.

                                            >You carefully study her face, watching for any abnormal quirks.

                                            >She's trembling, sweating, and her eyes keep darting towards the stairs.

                                            >...

                                            >Welp, nothing out of the ordinary there.

                                            >Same old Fluttershy.

                                            >Grin and scratch behind her ear.

                                            >She coos and closes her eyes, leaning into your touch.

                                            >As she does this, you remove your hand and take off upstairs to her bedroom.

                                            >"W-WAIT! Anon!"

                                            >Before she can stop you, you barge into her room to find.

                                            "Oh shit, you got a -computer-?!"

                                            >She clumsily gallops the stairs and crashes into the backs of your legs.

                                            "That explains... Well, everything."

                                            >Striding over, you sit down on the cushion she had as a seat, and flip it open.

                                            "So what set-up have you got? You into games or just social media? This what you been using to read? When was the last time you ate?"

                                            >She hastily answers "yes" to every question.

                                            >You look around her desktop.

                                            >The wallpaper is of a meadow filled with bunnies.

                                            >Typical.

                                            >Good artwork though.

                                            "I like your wallpaper, Shy."

                                            >She stops tugging on your arm and trembling for a second to smile.

                                            >"Th-thanks; a friend made it for me!"

                                            "Oooh, been meeting artists over the internet, have you?"

                                            >Give her a sly wink and chuckle.

                                            >Quick as a flash, you open up ponynet explorer.

                                            "There's this hilarious video I have to sho--"

                                            >...

                                            >You freeze mid-sentence.

                                            >Fluttershy has gone pale.

                                            >Her bookmarks at the top of the page are curious.

                                            >Ewe-tube, Ponychan, various other 'unorthodox' sites that you yourself visit.

                                            >But right at the end, you see one that makes your blood run cold.

                                            >FurAffinity.

                                            >Slowly turn your head towards your friend.

                                            >Her eyes are quickly moving between the screen and you, a look of abject horror on her face.

                                            >For a minute you both stare at each other, struggling to find words to say.

                                            >Finally, she speaks.

                                            >"...It's where I found my artist friend who did my wallpaper."

                                            "Oh!"

                                            >You smile.

                                            "So you bookmarked it so you can keep up with her work?"

                                            >"Y-yes."

                                            "Well you can always just bookmark her page specifically so that you don't have to go to the front page every time."

                                            >She nods, some colour returning to her face.

                                            >"I'll keep that in mind."

                                            >You quickly load up ewe-tube and find the video you wanted to show her.

                                            >A goat trying to skateboard.

                                            >The pair of you giggle like idiots as the laptop's speakers blare the sounds of a thoroughly confused goat into the room.

                                            >You spend the next hour or so surfing the net with Fluttershy.

                                            >It was stuff like this you missed.

                                            >Spending time with Fluttershy was great, especially when she relaxed a little bit.

                                            "So have you got any drinks? Or should we go out?"

                                            >"Oh! I'll grab us something, be right back~"

                                            >She sings the last few words and you sigh contentedly.

                                            >Fluttershy's an awesome friend.

                                            >But you just don't get why she'd spend all her time cooped up in here.

                                            >You spend ages on the internet, but still have time to go out, so what's Fluttershy doing that--

                                            >' hi slutt! ^_^ '

                                            >...

                                            "...What the fuck."

                                            >A chatbox has opened for a program you didn't even see was installed.

                                            >Some random guy with a picture of a dragon cock for a Display Picture just called you a slut.

                                            >So you respond accordingly.

                                            ' U wot m8. '

                                            >' nearly finished that commission you asked for ;D it's totally hot~~ '

                                            >...

                                            >Oh god Fluttershy what have you done.

                                            ' Really? That's great! But I forget which one that was, I ask for a lot of commissions. '

                                            >Fingers crossed this works.

                                            >' remeber that pic Shade linked of the minotaur giving a human a rimjob you favourited? '

                                            >JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

                                            ' Yeah? '

                                            >' weeell you asked me to draw something like it, but with a dragon giving the human a rimmy :3c '

                                            >' and i'm nearly done!!!! :D '

                                            >This is fucking horrifying.

                                            ' This is fucking great! '

                                            >Wait, does Fluttershy even swear?

                                            >' omg you swore. that's so hot~ *nyaaaan* '

                                            >[Internal screaming intensifies]

                                            >' im gonna tell EVERYONE '

                                            ' Tell them what? '

                                            >' that Sluttersly swore at me~ so do you wanna cyber again later on? '

                                            >Again.

                                            >AGAIN.

                                            ' Sorry, busy with-- '

                                            >...

                                            '--Reading '

                                            >Gotta give Fluttershy credit. It's a good excuse.

                                            >' oh okay. you read GoatFister's update on his story? '

                                            >OH COME THE FUCK ON.

                                            >"Aaanooon!~ I have your drink! Do you like orange juice? Because that's all I had..."

                                            >She sits next to you and smiles.

                                            >"What's up?"

                                            >You silently open up the chat window.

                                            >She locks up entirely.

                                            >Close the window, then the laptop, and turn to her.

                                            " 'Sluttersly'. "

                                            >She trembles as she looks at you.

                                            >"I-I-I... I..."

                                            >Her eyes water, then she starts sobbing.

                                            >"I-I'm sorry! I-I knew it was w-wrong b-but they were s-so nice to me!"

                                            >Pull her into a hug.

                                            "Shhh, it's okay."

                                            >You think it is, anyway.

                                            >Depends on how deep down the dragon-hole she went.

                                            >...

                                            >Rabbit-hole. You meant rabbit-hole.

                                            >"Y-you hate me, don't you?"

                                            "What, because you like pictures of animals fucking each other? Pffft, no."

                                            >She must never find your collection of pony/diamond dog porn.

                                            >"Th-then... You're umm, fine with this?"

                                            "To a lesser extent, sure. Just don't go sending me links to anything made by a guy called 'GoatFister'"

                                            >She giggles and tightens her hug around you.

                                            >...

                                            >"So..."

                                            >...

                                            >"Umm..."

                                            >...

                                            >"Wanna yiff?"

                                            >You're out of that house faster than you can say Bad Dragon.


                                            Fucking Fluttershy.