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[ANON IN EQUESTRIA] FurAffinityShy

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-04 15:00:56
Expiry: Never
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: July 27th, 2014
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    Written in a thread about Fluttershy having a FurAffinity account.
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  8. 8.
    "Hey there, Fluttershy!"
  9. 9.
    >"Anon?! O-oh! H-hi! What are you doing here?"
  10. 10.
    "Just come to visit, we hardly see each other nowadays."
  11. 11.
    >Push past her and into her house.
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    >"O-oh, umm, p-please don't. Wait, what did you want? Do you want a drink please..."
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    >She trails off into incoherent mumbling.
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    >Shake your head and smile.
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    "It's been two weeks, Shy. We used to hang out all the time and now you're always cooped up in here."
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    >Crouch down and playfully boop her nose.
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    "C'mon. What's up?"
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    >She flinches and blushes at your touch.
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    >"I've been... Reading."
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    >She gives you a lopsided smile.
  21. 21.
    >"Reading books!"
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    >Raise an eyebrow.
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    "Really? Huh, never took you for a heavy reader, Shy. Whatcha been reading?"
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    >"Hemmingneigh... A.K Yearling... Y-you know. All that good stuff."
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    " 'Good stuff'. "
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    >Her blush deepens.
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    >You carefully study her face, watching for any abnormal quirks.
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    >She's trembling, sweating, and her eyes keep darting towards the stairs.
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    >...
  30. 30.
    >Welp, nothing out of the ordinary there.
  31. 31.
    >Same old Fluttershy.
  32. 32.
    >Grin and scratch behind her ear.
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    >She coos and closes her eyes, leaning into your touch.
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    >As she does this, you remove your hand and take off upstairs to her bedroom.
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    >"W-WAIT! Anon!"
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    >Before she can stop you, you barge into her room to find.
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    "Oh shit, you got a -computer-?!"
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    >She clumsily gallops the stairs and crashes into the backs of your legs.
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    "That explains... Well, everything."
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    >Striding over, you sit down on the cushion she had as a seat, and flip it open.
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    "So what set-up have you got? You into games or just social media? This what you been using to read? When was the last time you ate?"
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    >She hastily answers "yes" to every question.
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    >You look around her desktop.
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    >The wallpaper is of a meadow filled with bunnies.
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    >Typical.
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    >Good artwork though.
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    "I like your wallpaper, Shy."
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    >She stops tugging on your arm and trembling for a second to smile.
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    >"Th-thanks; a friend made it for me!"
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    "Oooh, been meeting artists over the internet, have you?"
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    >Give her a sly wink and chuckle.
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    >Quick as a flash, you open up ponynet explorer.
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    "There's this hilarious video I have to sho--"
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    >...
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    >You freeze mid-sentence.
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    >Fluttershy has gone pale.
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    >Her bookmarks at the top of the page are curious.
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    >Ewe-tube, Ponychan, various other 'unorthodox' sites that you yourself visit.
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    >But right at the end, you see one that makes your blood run cold.
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    >FurAffinity.
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    >Slowly turn your head towards your friend.
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    >Her eyes are quickly moving between the screen and you, a look of abject horror on her face.
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    >For a minute you both stare at each other, struggling to find words to say.
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    >Finally, she speaks.
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    >"...It's where I found my artist friend who did my wallpaper."
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    "Oh!"
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    >You smile.
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    "So you bookmarked it so you can keep up with her work?"
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    >"Y-yes."
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    "Well you can always just bookmark her page specifically so that you don't have to go to the front page every time."
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    >She nods, some colour returning to her face.
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    >"I'll keep that in mind."
  73. 73.
    >You quickly load up ewe-tube and find the video you wanted to show her.
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    >A goat trying to skateboard.
  75. 75.
    >The pair of you giggle like idiots as the laptop's speakers blare the sounds of a thoroughly confused goat into the room.
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    >You spend the next hour or so surfing the net with Fluttershy.
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    >It was stuff like this you missed.
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    >Spending time with Fluttershy was great, especially when she relaxed a little bit.
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    "So have you got any drinks? Or should we go out?"
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    >"Oh! I'll grab us something, be right back~"
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    >She sings the last few words and you sigh contentedly.
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    >Fluttershy's an awesome friend.
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    >But you just don't get why she'd spend all her time cooped up in here.
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    >You spend ages on the internet, but still have time to go out, so what's Fluttershy doing that--
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    >' hi slutt! ^_^ '
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    >...
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    "...What the fuck."
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    >A chatbox has opened for a program you didn't even see was installed.
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    >Some random guy with a picture of a dragon cock for a Display Picture just called you a slut.
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    >So you respond accordingly.
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    ' U wot m8. '
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    >' nearly finished that commission you asked for ;D it's totally hot~~ '
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    >...
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    >Oh god Fluttershy what have you done.
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    ' Really? That's great! But I forget which one that was, I ask for a lot of commissions. '
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    >Fingers crossed this works.
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    >' remeber that pic Shade linked of the minotaur giving a human a rimjob you favourited? '
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    >JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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    ' Yeah? '
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    >' weeell you asked me to draw something like it, but with a dragon giving the human a rimmy :3c '
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    >' and i'm nearly done!!!! :D '
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    >This is fucking horrifying.
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    ' This is fucking great! '
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    >Wait, does Fluttershy even swear?
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    >' omg you swore. that's so hot~ *nyaaaan* '
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    >[Internal screaming intensifies]
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    >' im gonna tell EVERYONE '
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    ' Tell them what? '
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    >' that Sluttersly swore at me~ so do you wanna cyber again later on? '
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    >Again.
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    >AGAIN.
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    ' Sorry, busy with-- '
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    >...
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    '--Reading '
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    >Gotta give Fluttershy credit. It's a good excuse.
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    >' oh okay. you read GoatFister's update on his story? '
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    >OH COME THE FUCK ON.
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    >"Aaanooon!~ I have your drink! Do you like orange juice? Because that's all I had..."
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    >She sits next to you and smiles.
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    >"What's up?"
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    >You silently open up the chat window.
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    >She locks up entirely.
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    >Close the window, then the laptop, and turn to her.
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    " 'Sluttersly'. "
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    >She trembles as she looks at you.
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    >"I-I-I... I..."
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    >Her eyes water, then she starts sobbing.
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    >"I-I'm sorry! I-I knew it was w-wrong b-but they were s-so nice to me!"
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    >Pull her into a hug.
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    "Shhh, it's okay."
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    >You think it is, anyway.
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    >Depends on how deep down the dragon-hole she went.
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    >...
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    >Rabbit-hole. You meant rabbit-hole.
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    >"Y-you hate me, don't you?"
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    "What, because you like pictures of animals fucking each other? Pffft, no."
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    >She must never find your collection of pony/diamond dog porn.
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    >"Th-then... You're umm, fine with this?"
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    "To a lesser extent, sure. Just don't go sending me links to anything made by a guy called 'GoatFister'"
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    >She giggles and tightens her hug around you.
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    >...
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    >"So..."
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    >...
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    >"Umm..."
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    >...
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    >"Wanna yiff?"
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    >You're out of that house faster than you can say Bad Dragon.
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    Fucking Fluttershy.

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