Cheerilee wants a family


                                            >Ah Scootaloo there you are

                                            >Please have a seat

                                            >No no no. You are not in trouble

                                            >We're here to discuss about your 'dad'

                                            >Yes the tall friendly alien we (especially I) all love whenever he visits the class

                                            >He has single-handedly removed all the grey hairs in my head since he took responsibility over you

                                            >You, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom all have stopped doing your 'Cutie Mark Hunting' ever since he became a dependable male figure

                                            >I don't know what he did but I always thank him for it every day

                                            >A simple apple or dinner date isn't enough you see

                                            >How could I say this in front of a foal such as yourself

                                            >I want to 'roll in the hay' with him

                                            >A 'dark devilish dance' you could say

                                            >'Some scrumptious sliding'

                                            >Mayhaps 'several squats in the cucumber bush'

                                            >I know your confused but lets say it'll be less lonely in your house after a few times

                                            >Who knows! Maybe you'll be a great big sister figure than Rainbow Dash

                                            >Oops! I know I'm sorry. No one is surely better than your idol

                                            >Anyway, that's all I have to say to you so run along now.

                                            >Make sure you eat your greens and sleep at least eight hours

                                            >O-Oh he already makes you do that?

                                            >Interesting

                                            >Well anyway Good bye! See you tomorrow.

                                            >...

                                            >Yeah I see you Anonymous

                                            >Bucking big responsible slut that's a good father figure to any mare

                                            >That's right give your daughter some uppies

                                            >C'mon c'mon!

                                            >Oh buck yeah! That's right a kiss on the cheek!

                                            >THAT'S RIGHT ANONYMOUS BE A BUCKING MODEL STALLION SO WHEN I MARRY YOU WE CAN BECOME A HEALTHY FAMILY DYNAMIC!

                                            >...Oh buck he heard me