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The Sex Virus

By CoolNon
Created: 2023-06-11 13:24:22
Updated: 2023-07-05 11:00:30
Expiry: Never

  1. >Anon gets sent to Equestria
  2. >Doesn't know jack shit about the show but thinks the ponies look nice enough
  3. >Oh look there's one over there
  4. >And another
  5. >They're surrounding him
  6. >"Sex. Sex. Sex." they chant
  7. >He starts to get a bad feeling about them
  8. >Tries to run away but gets dogpiled by the hungry mares
  9. >Suddenly bombs full of bad smelling perfume litter the area
  10. >The mares get their eyes and noses burned by the poorly mixed log scent and green decadence brand
  11. >He gets pulled by the collar by yellow stallion comforting him along the way
  12. >Finds himself taken to an underground bunker full of stallions armed with perfume bottles and soakers
  13. >He gets approached by a stallion with a wheelchair
  14. >"I don't know who you are, but I know to never leave a brother behind. My name is Shining Armor, current leader of the army of Equestria."
  15. >"Or at least what's left of it."
  16. >The human takes a look to the sorry state of the 'army'
  17. >Some were crying while their comrades provided them with napkins
  18. >Others are breaking down at seeing their manes ruined by the dirty environment
  19. "Uh what happened here?"
  20. >"Sex comrade. The Sex Virus invaded my home."
  21. >Starring Discord as the first victim of the virus, currently bed ridden with his lower half in a cast
  22. >Trixie, the only mare who somehow isn't affected by the virus
  23. >She continues to demand to be released and to be fed sandwiches from the colt researchers
  24. >Anon will have to co-operate with the remnant army while dodging sex-crazed mares to be brought a cure for Equestria

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