The Sex Virus


                                            >Anon gets sent to Equestria

                                            >Doesn't know jack shit about the show but thinks the ponies look nice enough

                                            >Oh look there's one over there

                                            >And another

                                            >They're surrounding him

                                            >"Sex. Sex. Sex." they chant

                                            >He starts to get a bad feeling about them

                                            >Tries to run away but gets dogpiled by the hungry mares

                                            >Suddenly bombs full of bad smelling perfume litter the area

                                            >The mares get their eyes and noses burned by the poorly mixed log scent and green decadence brand

                                            >He gets pulled by the collar by yellow stallion comforting him along the way

                                            >Finds himself taken to an underground bunker full of stallions armed with perfume bottles and soakers

                                            >He gets approached by a stallion with a wheelchair

                                            >"I don't know who you are, but I know to never leave a brother behind. My name is Shining Armor, current leader of the army of Equestria."

                                            >"Or at least what's left of it."

                                            >The human takes a look to the sorry state of the 'army'

                                            >Some were crying while their comrades provided them with napkins

                                            >Others are breaking down at seeing their manes ruined by the dirty environment

                                            "Uh what happened here?"

                                            >"Sex comrade. The Sex Virus invaded my home."

                                            >Starring Discord as the first victim of the virus, currently bed ridden with his lower half in a cast

                                            >Trixie, the only mare who somehow isn't affected by the virus

                                            >She continues to demand to be released and to be fed sandwiches from the colt researchers

                                            >Anon will have to co-operate with the remnant army while dodging sex-crazed mares to be brought a cure for Equestria