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                                            >Anon gets sent to Equestria
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                                            >Doesn't know jack shit about the show but thinks the ponies look nice enough
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                                            >Oh look there's one over there
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                                            >And another
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                                            >They're surrounding him
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                                            >"Sex. Sex. Sex." they chant
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                                            >He starts to get a bad feeling about them
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                                            >Tries to run away but gets dogpiled by the hungry mares
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                                            >Suddenly bombs full of bad smelling perfume litter the area
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                                            >The mares get their eyes and noses burned by the poorly mixed log scent and green decadence brand
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                                            >He gets pulled by the collar by yellow stallion comforting him along the way
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                                            >Finds himself taken to an underground bunker full of stallions armed with perfume bottles and soakers
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                                            >He gets approached by a stallion with a wheelchair
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                                            >"I don't know who you are, but I know to never leave a brother behind. My name is Shining Armor, current leader of the army of Equestria."
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                                            >"Or at least what's left of it."
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                                            >The human takes a look to the sorry state of the 'army'
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                                            >Some were crying while their comrades provided them with napkins
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                                            >Others are breaking down at seeing their manes ruined by the dirty environment
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                                            "Uh what happened here?"
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                                            >"Sex comrade. The Sex Virus invaded my home."
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                                            >Starring Discord as the first victim of the virus, currently bed ridden with his lower half in a cast
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                                            >Trixie, the only mare who somehow isn't affected by the virus
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                                            >She continues to demand to be released and to be fed sandwiches from the colt researchers
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                                            >Anon will have to co-operate with the remnant army while dodging sex-crazed mares to be brought a cure for Equestria
 
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