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The Sex Virus

By CoolNon
Created: 2023-06-11 13:24:22
Updated: 2023-07-05 11:00:30
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Anon gets sent to Equestria
  2. 2.
    >Doesn't know jack shit about the show but thinks the ponies look nice enough
  3. 3.
    >Oh look there's one over there
  4. 4.
    >And another
  5. 5.
    >They're surrounding him
  6. 6.
    >"Sex. Sex. Sex." they chant
  7. 7.
    >He starts to get a bad feeling about them
  8. 8.
    >Tries to run away but gets dogpiled by the hungry mares
  9. 9.
    >Suddenly bombs full of bad smelling perfume litter the area
  10. 10.
    >The mares get their eyes and noses burned by the poorly mixed log scent and green decadence brand
  11. 11.
    >He gets pulled by the collar by yellow stallion comforting him along the way
  12. 12.
    >Finds himself taken to an underground bunker full of stallions armed with perfume bottles and soakers
  13. 13.
    >He gets approached by a stallion with a wheelchair
  14. 14.
    >"I don't know who you are, but I know to never leave a brother behind. My name is Shining Armor, current leader of the army of Equestria."
  15. 15.
    >"Or at least what's left of it."
  16. 16.
    >The human takes a look to the sorry state of the 'army'
  17. 17.
    >Some were crying while their comrades provided them with napkins
  18. 18.
    >Others are breaking down at seeing their manes ruined by the dirty environment
  19. 19.
    "Uh what happened here?"
  20. 20.
    >"Sex comrade. The Sex Virus invaded my home."
  21. 21.
    >Starring Discord as the first victim of the virus, currently bed ridden with his lower half in a cast
  22. 22.
    >Trixie, the only mare who somehow isn't affected by the virus
  23. 23.
    >She continues to demand to be released and to be fed sandwiches from the colt researchers
  24. 24.
    >Anon will have to co-operate with the remnant army while dodging sex-crazed mares to be brought a cure for Equestria

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