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Make Me - One Shot

By Greggums
Created: 2023-07-11 02:20:31
Updated: 2023-07-11 02:21:38
Expiry: Never

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    Make me.
  2. 2.
    >Be Anon
  3. 3.
    >You’ve been trapped in this hell dimension of cotton-candy ponies for the better part of a decade now
  4. 4.
    >And one of them, the purple one, is standing on your porch
  5. 5.
    >”Oh, come on Anon, I asked this time! The least you could do is give me just a whiff of your sensuous summer sausage...”
  6. 6.
    >Twilight cranes her neck towards your crotch like it’s a pie cooling on a windowsill
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    You *have* to ask, because the courts ruled you can’t use the royal mandate to get laid, purps.
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    >You bap her nose and she twitches.
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    Now, like I was saying, if you want me to, then you’ll have to make me. And you can’t make me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I was in the middle of pinching a loaf. Good day, Your Majesty.
  10. 10.
    >You close the door on her and head back to the bathroom, where your lightly-pinched rye bread rests waiting for you on your sink.
  11. 11.
    >If only these ponies could understand your important human business.
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  13. 13.
    >Be the next day
  14. 14.
    >knock knock.mp5
  15. 15.
    >You sigh and set down your bruised loaf of rye
  16. 16.
    >You know what it is. You know what every morning is
  17. 17.
    >You head downstairs and open the front door
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    G-
  19. 19.
    >A crude reflection of you stands next to the princess
  20. 20.
    Twilight Sparkle what the fuck is that
  21. 21.
    >”It’s you!”
  22. 22.
    Yeah no what the FUCK is THAT.
  23. 23.
    >”Well, you said I couldn’t make you, so I decided to prove you wrong, mister!”
  24. 24.
    >She prods your chest with a hoof
  25. 25.
    By making a clone of me? How did you even manage th-ewww!
  26. 26.
    >The Fake Anon instinctually grabs and begins kissing up the length of her foreleg
  27. 27.
    >”Not now sweetie we’re talking”, she shakes her hoof.
  28. 28.
    >The homunculus gives her what you think is a seductive growl
  29. 29.
    >Twilight responds with a growl of her own
  30. 30.
    >You can feel this conversation is over, so you quietly back up and lock the door
  31. 31.
    >Just in time to avoid what is, you assume based on the sounds, royal pussy being reamed out on your front porch
  32. 32.
    >Such is life in Equestria

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