Two for One Prompts


                                            A Test of Strength

                                            >Celestia keeps getting Ls after Ls but only because she feel she doesn't need to go all out

                                            >Luna gets tired of this and decides to bring out her sister's autistic strength back

                                            >enemy of the week shows up and tries to take over Equestria

                                            >Luna uses Anon as a human shield and he gets a scratch on his face

                                            >Having a male specimen get hurt in her vicinity unleashes her sun hat tipping roid rage

                                            >She sends the villain to the moon with her bare hooves


                                            Decades Old Experience

                                            >Anon is transported to Equestria

                                            >Goes to Apple house because that country accent rustles his jimmies in a good way

                                            >Runs into Granny Smith instead

                                            >Introduces himself to her and asks wheres Applejack

                                            >She finds the male alien company entertaining and tells him to wait with her while appul horse is running errands

                                            >Anon is fine with waiting but he doesn't notice her 'mirin his apple-reachin legs

                                            >Cut to Applejack, Applebloom and Big Mac entering their home after a long day to find Granny Smith with a cig and a smile on her face

                                            >The matriach was sitting on the lap of a very drained and very passed out Anon

                                            >"Hooweee! Even afta mah Gumdrop Special this stud was still soldjerin on."